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00:13Previously on House of Villains.
00:15Ashley has been removed from the game.
00:18No way.
00:18I actually found a list that she made.
00:21She signed it.
00:21In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
00:24Seeing this notebook with my name in the middle,
00:28and not with my alliance,
00:29this bromance is going to have to end eventually.
00:33Maybe that time is now.
00:35Tyson was not including you in anything.
00:38Has he promised to take you to the end?
00:40Yeah.
00:41He was never including you, ever.
00:44The third villain to be banished from the House
00:47with a vote of four to one is...
00:50I'm fucked.
00:53Johnny Middlebrook.
00:55The House has spoken.
01:04I need a lot of alcohol.
01:07Oh, my gosh.
01:10I can't believe I'm here, genuinely.
01:12Thank you, guys.
01:12I literally dodged a bullet.
01:15I mean, if Johnny wasn't the big meat muscle shield that he is,
01:19that bullet was coming straight for me.
01:20This is Paul's sex dungeon now.
01:22Oh, wait.
01:23Paul, you get all the space now.
01:26Look, Johnny.
01:26Should've just put Tom up and sent his ass home when I told you.
01:29Are these your shoes?
01:30No, that's Johnny.
01:31He came in here with a shoe for every fucking day.
01:34Villains, please go in the kitchen and enjoy some pizza and beer.
01:37What?
01:37In Johnny's memory.
01:38Trust it.
01:39I'm not opening it.
01:40Don't open the fucking pizza.
01:42Wait, is there really fucking pizza, or is this a trick?
01:44I will be checking all of these boxes because last time pizza was delivered,
01:49Paul discovered a hand and became the right-hand man of Johnny.
01:55You never know what could happen here in the House of Villains.
01:58Could be something amiss.
02:05Look how these really pizza.
02:07Yes.
02:07And beer.
02:08And vodka.
02:09Yum.
02:10This looks good, this pizza.
02:12It looks all good.
02:12Joe was like, great TV, man.
02:14It almost inspired me to about...
02:17I felt like I was watching a soap opera on the Spanish channel.
02:26Trita, I got a question for you.
02:31Why is it that every time you know somebody's going out, you vote for that person?
02:36Because I gave them my word.
02:38You gave Johnny your word?
02:39Johnny, my word, the first two days we were here.
02:43I gave plain my word the first two days we were here.
02:46Jackie, off the rip.
02:48I do care about loyalty, so I'm going to vote the way I want.
02:54I'm not like everyone else.
02:55I fear nothing and no one.
02:58I wasn't worried about you.
02:59I knew you were winning anyway.
03:00I kept my word.
03:01My poor friends are gone.
03:03So the final round, there's a jury that's all been eliminated, and they come back and vote for the final
03:09winner.
03:10It is time to vote.
03:11You are not here to vote for your best friend.
03:13You are voting for the greatest supervillain.
03:16My odds of winning, if I can get to the end, are pretty good, except for against Drita, because she
03:21hasn't cut anyone or done anyone dirty, so I need Drita out.
03:25Sorry, bro.
03:29Okay, I'm going to ask for my phone back now and give my microphone.
03:32Yeah, I'm going to ask for my phone.
03:43Look what I found.
03:44I just want to change.
03:46Don't change too much.
03:48Oh, that was funny.
03:49Very funny.
03:50Was it?
03:50You are like dad joke of the...
03:52I have kids.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:55Good night, everyone.
03:57We're all going to sleep.
03:58Good night, y'all.
03:58Good night.
04:06Congrats.
04:07You opened an envelope, and now you're on the hit list.
04:13Here's how you get off the list.
04:14Convince someone else to open it.
04:16You've got until next time you see me at the Battle Royale to get it out of your hands.
04:20Whoever's holding it last, you're stuck, unless you become supervillain.
04:23See you soon.
04:25Joel.
04:25Easy enough.
04:26Thank God I found this death sentence first, because now I just need one person to read
04:31it.
04:31I don't care how they read it or who reads it.
04:33I just need someone to read it to get it off of me.
04:36Can I use you real quick?
04:38What's up?
04:38I'm back.
04:39Can any pops down?
04:40Yeah, of course.
04:41Listen to me, all three of you, Charlie's Angels.
04:44Three of us, the next game, have to win supervillain.
04:48They win because they team up to win.
04:51You shut the shit down.
04:55These are not bad.
04:56It's only 70 calories.
04:57You need to take more for your match.
04:58I think I might, actually.
04:59Yeah.
05:00You want a third or you good?
05:02Might as well.
05:05I want you to look at this.
05:07We're going to call this a Christine explosion.
05:11It's a tornado.
05:13Tornado.
05:13It's amazing.
05:14How do you find anything?
05:15I mean, whoa.
05:15If you have to do your makeup, how do you do it?
05:18Anyone in my past that I have beat up
05:20that wished karma on me
05:22gave me Christine as a roommate.
05:24You know, in my defense, like...
05:27In your defense, you have a lot of shit.
05:32I can put somebody on the hit list.
05:37Where'd you find it?
05:38The pantry.
05:41Do you trust me?
05:43Yeah.
05:43It's like a curse.
05:45I'm going on the hit list unless I give it to somebody else.
05:47If I show it to you, it's yours now.
05:50And you have to give it to somebody else.
05:51Tyson has this letter.
05:53And if I open up the letter, I'm on the hit list.
05:56You ready?
05:58But I'm just staring at this letter.
06:00And I'm like, cookie?
06:02Cookie?
06:04Let me see if I'm kind of...
06:06I know that Tom doesn't fully trust me
06:08after Kate blew my cover,
06:10but bringing Tom in on the death sentence
06:12is the perfect way to patch things up
06:14because I'm keeping my promise
06:15of telling Tom everything moving forward.
06:18We're not on the hit list.
06:19Yeah, it sucks for you.
06:20And as a bonus,
06:21it means I'm no longer on the hit list,
06:22so it's a win-win.
06:24I'm gonna get off the hit list,
06:25convince someone else to open it.
06:27Opening it is basically me opening up
06:30to our friendship again.
06:32There was some trust issues,
06:33but now we're in this together.
06:35Do you think we tell Kate
06:36or pretend like we don't know
06:37and see about what she does with it?
06:40I can tell her.
06:41With this envelope, I am on the hit list.
06:43I gotta get rid of this letter,
06:44but also I gotta warn Kate.
06:51Whoa, it's way cleaner in here.
06:52I know, I know, thank you.
06:54I am looking for Kate everywhere.
07:01I peek into her room.
07:03She's not in there.
07:17Congratulations.
07:18You're on the hit list.
07:20Kate.
07:21Can you do this?
07:23I was fucking looking for your ass.
07:25Where were you?
07:26I was changing.
07:27I've already read it.
07:28You can't pass it to me.
07:29I am now on the hit list,
07:30and I believe that Tom and Tyson
07:32were targeting me.
07:33So now I know I absolutely
07:35do not trust Tom and Tyson.
07:39Oh, fuck.
07:40I see the three musketeers on the couch
07:44with a letter.
07:45What is going on?
07:47Am I fucked?
07:49I'm not really sure if this envelope
07:51is a good thing or a bad thing.
07:54Christine sauce.
07:55The thing about Tyson
07:56is the man be grabbing, okay?
07:59So he grabs the lever.
08:01He grab the hand on the pizza.
08:03And now Tyson doesn't want
08:05to grab this envelope,
08:06then clearly this envelope
08:09is not a good thing.
08:14Who says it now, Kate's?
08:16Yeah.
08:17So it's better that she opened it,
08:18so now she's...
08:20It's off of you.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Oh, there's another t-shirt.
08:24On the railing.
08:26Okay.
08:29I don't see any point
08:30in trying to convince
08:31the remaining people in the house
08:33to open this letter.
08:34New York is out for the count.
08:36I'm not gonna do it to Drita or Christine,
08:38and who knows where Paul is.
08:40And when you don't know
08:41what to do with something,
08:42what's the best thing to do?
08:44Throw it.
08:46Oh, wait a minute.
08:47Uh, Will.
08:47Drita?
08:48No, I don't know.
08:49What do you do?
08:51What do you do?
08:52Drita, no.
08:53I don't know if it's good or not.
08:56Don't touch it.
08:57Why does it look like this?
08:58I was on a show called Mob Wives.
09:00I see something, I say nothing.
09:03None of my business.
09:04Plus, that's a federal offense.
09:05I have enough problems with the FBI.
09:07Tom.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Did you see that?
09:11What is that?
09:11Did you touch this letter?
09:13No, I did not.
09:14Did you open it?
09:15She said,
09:16don't touch it, don't do it.
09:17She said that you guys
09:18have been moving it around,
09:19so are you lying to me?
09:21Having Drita on the hit list would be great.
09:24Well...
09:25Don't lie to me, Tom.
09:26She would actually have to, like,
09:28make some fucking moves,
09:29so I would love for her to get this letter.
09:36Do I open this?
09:37Yeah.
09:39That's your acting ability, Tyson?
09:41He gave himself up right there
09:42that I knew he knew about this envelope.
09:45I don't know if he wants me to open it,
09:46I don't know if he doesn't,
09:47but I know he wants to know if I'm going to.
09:51If you get curious, tell me what it is.
09:54Christine's told everybody not to open it.
09:56Where's Paul?
09:57He's a bad liar.
09:58He's pacing on his phone.
10:01They look like they're nervous.
10:04I know, that's what I'm saying.
10:05Don't touch it.
10:07These fucking spies,
10:08they keep looking to see if I open it,
10:10I'm going to fight everybody.
10:14Paul.
10:15Mom, you want to say hi to Tyson?
10:17Tyson, you want to say hi to my mom?
10:18Hi, Mom.
10:20Did you see the advantage in the house?
10:22Shut the fuck up.
10:23Right now, do not open the envelope.
10:26Why should I not open it?
10:28Because it's going to put you on the hit list.
10:30Whoever opens it last is on the hit list
10:31by the time the challenge starts tomorrow.
10:34If Kate, Drita, and Christine
10:35are working together against the guys,
10:38they're going to have Paul open it last,
10:40and he'll be stuck on the hit list.
10:42And right now, Paul is someone I may be able to use,
10:45so I would like to keep him here if I can.
10:47You have to trust me here.
10:49Okay.
10:49Tyson has his weird quadri-eye nightmare fuel,
10:54sleep paralysis demon eyeglasses on.
10:57You think I trust you?
11:00Is kicking an envelope under the chair a dick move?
11:02Maybe, but I want to go to sleep.
11:05I'm pretty unsure of who owns it.
11:08I think, like, maybe Kate, maybe Drita,
11:10but one of them needs to go.
11:22Good morning.
11:23People were, like, freaking out over some letter yesterday.
11:26What was it?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Oh, there's a letter floating around?
11:29I don't fucking know.
11:29Is it a chain then?
11:30I don't even know if I want to know if I want to know.
11:33I don't know if I'm on the hit list or not today,
11:35but I left the letter by the chairs,
11:37and it's not there anymore.
11:38What I do know is I'm surprised I even won supervillain once.
11:41The odds of it happening again are near impossible.
11:44Morning, sunshine.
11:45Good morning.
11:46Don't open it.
11:48Don't open it.
11:49What envelope?
11:50Where is it?
11:51I don't know.
11:52Thomas, why is everybody being so secretive
11:55about this damn letter that people are finding?
11:57Um, yeah, I heard there was a letter.
12:00Do we have to move out of here?
12:02It says anybody who goes by, um, any sort of one of the 50 states.
12:07Don't play with me now.
12:08It is so important to mind your business,
12:12get your eight hours of beauty sleep,
12:14to go to bed early in this house,
12:15because when the fuckery is going around,
12:18guess what?
12:19You're not a part of it.
12:20Good morning.
12:21Good morning.
12:22Good morning.
12:24I didn't see a letter.
12:26Where is it?
12:26I don't know.
12:27I'm hearing about it, never seen it.
12:28I already told you about it.
12:29The boys came outside and they were like,
12:31hey, did you see the letter?
12:33Oh.
12:33I wonder who handled it last.
12:35Nobody opened that letter in this house.
12:45I can't believe that.
12:47You guys are too nosy.
12:51All right.
12:52What?
12:54Okay.
12:54Can you guys hear those chimes?
12:56Yeah, we hear them.
12:57Sorry, I can't get this thing to stop now.
13:00Today we have a battle royale challenge.
13:03I have left some outfits for today on your bed.
13:06Oh, God.
13:07Come on.
13:07So please change into those and meet me outside.
13:14Fuck.
13:22Hey.
13:23All right.
13:25Hi.
13:26Hey.
13:27The costumes are cute.
13:29I'm not sure where this hair came from.
13:31This is definitely synthetic, but I'll make it work.
13:34Good morning, villains.
13:35You look wonderful.
13:36First things first, I left you a present in the form of an envelope.
13:40It's nothing scary.
13:41I call it the death sentence.
13:46Here's how it works.
13:47Whoever opened the envelope was automatically put on this week's hit list.
13:51What?
13:52Unless they could get somebody else to open the envelope.
13:56Whoever ended up with it at this moment is stuck on the hit list unless they become super villain.
14:03Well, I guess I can just tell you.
14:05It's Kate.
14:06Yep.
14:06It's me.
14:07I'm the one that opened the letter last.
14:09I'm on the hit list.
14:09And frankly, I don't care.
14:11I am standing here in a squirrel onesie surrounded by a bunch of morons that all hate me.
14:18As the envelope stated, the only way for you to get off the hit list is to win the battle
14:23royale challenge.
14:24Right.
14:25Huge stakes here, Kate.
14:26Try to look less disinterested.
14:28I'm focused.
14:29All right.
14:30The name of this challenge is Nut Jobs.
14:37The game is simple, and it is played in rounds.
14:40Each of you will start with 30 nuts.
14:43In each round, you will enter the nut house one at a time.
14:47You will place your nuts in your own personal nut sack.
14:51You can put as many or as little as you want inside the sack.
14:56But after each round, I will announce the player with the fewest amount of nuts in their nut sack,
15:02and that player will be eliminated from the challenge.
15:05While putting 28 of your nuts in your sack would give you a great shot at getting to round two,
15:11you would only have two nuts left for the rest of the game.
15:14Whoever survives and hangs on to the most nuts by the final round wins the game
15:19and becomes our next supervillain.
15:21As always, I apologize for making you do basic math.
15:25Oh, man. I suck on that.
15:26What I'm saying is you do not want to blow your load too early.
15:30I'm fucked.
15:31And now I will place my nuts into your waiting hands.
15:35When it comes to this nut job battle royale, it's all about rationing.
15:39You want to ration as little as possible while still staying in the game so you have more for the
15:44end.
15:45You don't want to blow your load right in the beginning.
15:48You know, you kind of want to, like, spread it out a little bit.
15:50In the event multiple people play the fewest amount of nuts in any given round,
15:55everyone with that amount of nuts will be eliminated.
15:58Damn!
15:59Last squirrel standing becomes our next supervillain,
16:02who will be showered with loads of praise in our glory hole.
16:08Tyson, you are up.
16:10Here he goes, guys.
16:12Oh, it's moist in here.
16:15Anybody allergic to nuts?
16:16Six should definitely keep me safe, but do I want to go hard early?
16:21One, two, three, four.
16:26Look at him. Look. There we go.
16:29I would really love to win.
16:31And if not me, then Tom.
16:33I need an ally to hopefully win this thing.
16:37So I flash to Tom.
16:41Hopefully, he puts five.
16:44Okay.
16:45Paul, it is your turn.
16:48Okay, if these people are low-balling it, then let me go with a safe four.
16:52One, two, three, four.
16:58I'm always trying to win supervillain.
17:00I really am.
17:02But I prefer to work with numbers when they hit my bank account with a lot of zeros, you know?
17:06Tyson said that he did four nuts, so I'm gonna do five.
17:11I'm gonna start pretty large.
17:15Fuck you, Tom. Fuck you, Tyson.
17:17All right, I'm not having any testicular issues today, so my nuts are flowing.
17:23Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
17:26What is the goal of this game?
17:29The goal of this game is I have no idea.
17:33Seventeen is how old my daughter is, and I'm gonna go by a lucky number.
17:38I know all the squirrels outside are lying-ass motherfuckers, so it really don't matter.
17:43All right, everyone, I've counted your nuts.
17:45With the least amount of nuts.
17:51Tyson and Paul, you have been eliminated.
17:54You've lost the chance to be supervillain.
17:57What?
17:57Please go inside the house.
17:59Holy shit.
17:59I can't believe this.
18:01And enjoy a hot bag of peanuts.
18:04Drita, leave some nuts.
18:06I have no idea how I even won one round.
18:09I wanna get rid of these.
18:12One, two, three, four, seven.
18:18I'm putting six nuts in.
18:20Four, five, six.
18:23Now I'm gonna go slightly less.
18:25I don't have to ration my nuts as much.
18:30Sticking with my favorite number and doing six again.
18:34How many nuts do I need to bust this time?
18:37I'm gonna bust a big nut.
18:39I have counted the nuts.
18:41The villains with the least number of nuts in their sacks are Christine and Tom.
18:48Please join the other loser squirrels.
18:51Well, this sucks.
18:53What?
18:54That means they lost?
18:55It's Kate, Drita, and New York.
18:56I would rather have New York win because I feel like New York is closest with me and Tyson.
19:01I think I have to win supervillain.
19:03Okay.
19:03Because otherwise, my vote won't count.
19:06I'm going home, but I won't nominate you two.
19:08Obviously.
19:09Drita and New York wanna be supervillain.
19:12I get it.
19:12But if I don't win supervillain, I remain on the hit list.
19:16So put one or two each.
19:19Okay, I only have three, so I put the one.
19:20I won't put you up.
19:21Okay.
19:22I don't agree with Kate one bit.
19:25I've never had supervillain.
19:26I want this so bad.
19:28So I lied to Kate when I told her I only had three nuts.
19:35All right.
19:36I don't even know how much to put.
19:37She can beat me right now.
19:38I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing.
19:39I gotta get this shit right.
19:41I have to fucking get this right.
19:43It's never been done before.
19:44This is my third season.
19:46One.
19:47Two.
19:49Three.
19:50Please, please.
19:52Okay.
19:53I don't even know how many I have left.
19:56How about that?
19:57Drita?
19:58I'm coming.
19:59Shut up.
19:59I have 12 remaining.
20:01I'm gonna do seven.
20:04I have counted the nuts.
20:09Drita's out.
20:10I knew it.
20:11I fucking knew it.
20:13You've lost the chance to be supervillain.
20:16It is such an intense moment.
20:19My strategy going into this last round is obviously to dump all my nuts into my sack.
20:26And who's to tell how many Kate has left?
20:29I just want to get this nut out and over with.
20:32I'm really proud of us for making it here.
20:33Me too.
20:35Lucy and Ethel.
20:36New York winning.
20:36That would be cool if she did.
20:38I would be happy for her.
20:39Yeah, like it would be her first one.
20:41You'd be happy because she's not going to put you on the chopping block.
20:43May the best nut win.
20:49Kate, please drop some nuts.
20:51Don't call it a comeback.
20:52This is New York's third season on House of Villains.
20:55Never been supervillain.
20:57Kate, if she gets supervillain, she is off the hit list.
21:00All right, New York.
21:01Show me your nuts.
21:02But one thing's for sure.
21:03Mine are bigger.
21:04It's down to me and Kate, and a nut sack is a little bit light.
21:09I hope I played that last hand right.
21:11Oh, shit.
21:12All right.
21:14That's all I got.
21:15See?
21:16Kate is my roommate, but I am totally playing this for myself.
21:21It's down to two nut jobs and one nut off.
21:25All right.
21:26It's between New York and Kate for supervillain.
21:30One, two, three, four.
21:33Just so you know, this final round was the difference of one nut.
21:37One, two, three.
21:42I don't know what's gonna happen.
21:45Four.
21:48Congratulations, Kate.
21:50You are the supervillain.
21:51Oh, my God.
21:52Wow.
21:53Five.
21:54Five nuts.
21:56You're off the hit list.
21:58Wow.
21:58Nice.
21:59Are you fucking kidding me?
22:01This death letter thing looks really bad on me and Tyson.
22:05I'm worried Kate is gonna be retaliatory.
22:08Kate, you will get to choose three villains for the hit list and also get to go on a reward.
22:13Oh, God.
22:14Okay.
22:14What two people would you like to take with you on the reward?
22:18I would like to take New York and I would like to take Paul.
22:22Whoa.
22:22Because you were on the hit list twice.
22:24Great.
22:24Now, please shuffle back into the mansion with as much dignity as a bunch of adults dressed
22:29as squirrels can muster.
22:32Kate doesn't want to be told what to do and she likes to kind of create chaos.
22:37I see myself being on the hit list.
22:39Now, we're here standing in a gigantic pile of shit in a squirrel costume.
22:52Wow, it's hot.
22:53Good job.
22:54Yeah, you got close.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I knew you were gonna win when you were going six divided by you.
22:59Oh, my God.
22:59As soon as she said that, that's why I was like, okay, I'm gonna do six every time.
23:03I should have told you guys I did pass fourth grade.
23:06I'm gonna go get out of this.
23:08Damn, Kate, that was pretty impressive.
23:10To go from super villain to hit list to off the hit list to super villain.
23:14Fucking fuckers.
23:16Last time, she put me up on the hit list.
23:18So, I don't really know what to expect, but I'm hoping that the tides have shifted a little bit.
23:26How you feeling?
23:27I feel great.
23:28That's how I feel.
23:29I can imagine.
23:31I feel real good.
23:32How do you feel?
23:33I feel good.
23:34Good.
23:35Yeah.
23:35Good.
23:36Glad you feel good.
23:38How's Tyson feel?
23:39Good?
23:40Okay, good.
23:40I don't know.
23:41Good.
23:42I did go looking for you last night.
23:44No.
23:45No, no, no.
23:46Yes, I did.
23:47We both literally said, let's go find Kate.
23:50Honestly?
23:50Honestly, it's...
23:50I swear to God, like, I've never fucking lied to you.
23:52You both said, let's go find Kate.
23:53Yes.
23:54I'm back to feeling about Tom Sandoval the same way I felt when I entered the house.
23:59He's a worm with a mustache.
24:01How you feeling, Christine?
24:03As soon as I found out the game, I was like, okay, all right, this is not my game.
24:08Who do you think she's putting up?
24:10Oh, shit.
24:16That was fucking dumb.
24:19What's up?
24:20Hi.
24:20How do you feel?
24:22Interesting.
24:23There was definitely some sort of scandal happening between Tom, Tyson, Kate, and they were upset with one another.
24:30Tom didn't want Kate to have the letter, but Kate got it.
24:33I think Tom wanted either me or you or Christine to get him.
24:37And they also are threatened by you and Christine because in the past two seasons, there were characters like Tyson,
24:44right, who were like, won a bunch of competitions.
24:47They were in control of all this shit.
24:49They didn't win the game because next to them was somebody who didn't do those things and everybody just liked
24:55them a little better.
24:55So they're fucking mortified of you.
24:58I watched last season so I know to choose the winner.
25:02The cast comes back for a jury vote and Tyson is from Survivor.
25:06So his mentality is like jury management, meaning he wouldn't be able to beat me because I'm loved.
25:13And you know who I'm loved by?
25:15A bunch of badass villains.
25:20Just the two I wanted to talk to.
25:23Super villain office out here.
25:26Do you want to talk to her alone?
25:27I think you should talk alone.
25:28Okay.
25:29Because I got none to hide.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Kate, I'm under the assumption that I'm probably going to go up or I'm a good choice to go up.
25:36Get to it.
25:39Am I going out there?
25:41No.
25:43Wait a minute.
25:45Kate is protecting me?
25:46That's so special.
25:47Is this real?
25:49What weird parallel universe am I living in?
25:51I am a free agent in this game.
25:53Yeah, Paul, you're with me until you piss me off.
25:55I am thinking of keeping Paul because I believe that Paul was at one time working with Tyson.
26:01I believe Paul has realized it's time to pivot.
26:04Listen.
26:05Okay.
26:06And I appreciate that.
26:08Paul loves to talk about nothing for so long.
26:11My ultimate goal is for Tyson to be banished.
26:14I don't like the way Tyson has played his game.
26:17And I don't like how he walks around acting like he's guaranteed to win.
26:23Oh, fuck.
26:24Here comes his fuckhead.
26:26How's it going?
26:27Good.
26:27How are you?
26:28Do you wear this much neon at home or you did it just for TV?
26:31This is like my pickleball gear sometimes.
26:33Really?
26:34Yeah.
26:34You know, I've never played pickleball.
26:35I feel like it's so trendy.
26:37It is.
26:38Why not just do tennis?
26:39It's more chic.
26:40You guys could talk.
26:42Do you play tennis?
26:43No, but if I'm going to choose one, I'm going to go for tennis.
26:47What's up, Tom?
26:47What's up, guys?
26:48Tom, do you play pickleball?
26:50Every once in a while.
26:51You like pickleball?
26:52No, I hate it.
26:53I think it's so lame.
26:54If you're going to do it, do tennis and be, like, an adult.
26:57It's for losers.
26:58Kate is on some weird power trip where she's trying to take, like, jabs at me.
27:03I want to have a conversation with her, but I also don't want to have it when she's just purposely
27:08trying to, like, throw zingers at me.
27:11I'm like, I should just catch up on some sleep.
27:13Also, when I'm asleep, Kate can't come and try to be mean to me.
27:24What a gorgeous day.
27:26Didn't that cardio?
27:27Keeping my T levels up.
27:29That's it.
27:29The envelope thing did really screw things up.
27:32Look at us.
27:33Everything's going perfectly.
27:35I really don't know if she's trying to get under my skin or just be a dick or what.
27:40Well, I'm good for a month.
27:45I miss my kids so bad.
27:50Can you get my back?
27:52I can.
27:52Or New York can.
27:53Can you get it?
27:54Okay.
27:55Get a little more in there.
27:56Keep rubbing them down.
27:57It's erotic.
28:00Mm-hmm.
28:01Oh, my goodness.
28:03Tom and Tyson bring on the vanilla wafers.
28:07Were you going to jump in the pool?
28:08I want some action.
28:09No, I'm not jumping in the pool.
28:10I'm going to jump rope in the sun.
28:12Oh, okay.
28:12Yeah.
28:13He's getting sweaty.
28:14You're the only person here that I fully trust, Tyson.
28:18Yeah.
28:19I was really hoping you were going to win, because the second I went out, I was like,
28:22New York's the only one that I feel like will 100% save me.
28:26I feel like some of the women need to sweat.
28:29Drita's never played a redemption challenge.
28:31Excuse me.
28:32Drita hasn't done anything except for be on the right side of every single jury member that's exited the house.
28:38Yeah, and cook a lot of heavy shit that has my hips wider than they were before I got here.
28:43I really hope that Kate does not put up me, Tom, or Tyson.
28:49Drita, it's time to see how she sweats under pressure.
28:53I don't know about you, but I want to look good in my bikini for the 4th of July.
28:57I also want to.
28:59So, I've got to pick three people.
29:01It's so hard.
29:02What do you think I should do?
29:03I would love it if it's us girls.
29:07So, you think I should nominate Paul, Tyson, and Tom?
29:10No.
29:11I don't know, though.
29:13You know, right?
29:13If I could just nominate two people, I'd be happy.
29:16Because that's all I really care about.
29:18Get it, Tom.
29:25Since pizza parties are the fucking jinx of a...
29:28I love pizza parties.
29:28Okay, but they're always a jinx here.
29:30We're gonna have a pizza party in the yard with the outside oven.
29:33The first time we got pizza in this house, Paul is the right hand.
29:37The second time we get pizza, there's a death note.
29:41So, I decided to rebrand pizza and make a pizza party.
29:46I'll do pepperoni.
29:47All right, great.
29:48I'm gonna do a classic.
29:49New York, why are you sitting in the corner like a little kid in trouble?
29:52Come make a pizza.
29:53Want your mama mia pizza?
29:55Come on, New York, make some pizza.
29:56New York is known for its pizza.
29:59Have you ever made pizza before, Tom?
30:00Yep.
30:01Really?
30:01I used to be a cook when I was like 14, 15.
30:04Really? Where?
30:04In a pub.
30:05Oh, God.
30:06What about you, Kate?
30:07What was your first job?
30:08Wet seal.
30:08Really?
30:09You went retail?
30:10I just wanted the cute clothes and, you know, for sure the discount.
30:13I was working in a deli at 14.
30:15Christine, what was your first job?
30:17I worked at Sonic and then I worked at Taco Bell.
30:20Oh, right on.
30:21Can you imagine getting Christine to help you?
30:23Can I have a number one?
30:24You're not getting that.
30:25That's not a vibe.
30:27Tater tots, please.
30:28Do we have tater tots?
30:31This is so fun.
30:34I'm stuffed.
30:35Ugh.
30:39Dude, is that good?
30:40Can we get it closer to each other?
30:42We can try.
30:44Is that as close as it goes?
30:45Yeah.
30:46That's the super bed, dude.
30:48I can't believe it took us this long, honestly.
30:50Kate has been a bit of a killjoy, just sucking the fun out of this house.
30:55So, I know I can have some fun with Tyson.
30:58We're pushing our beds together to make one gigantic Superman.
31:04Dude, look.
31:05Dude.
31:05This is one bed.
31:07This is one.
31:08Two beds, man.
31:10Oh, I was gonna do the secret head shake.
31:11Oh, yeah.
31:13I can't believe it.
31:16Kate is telling me that I'm safe, but I don't really trust anything that anybody says in this house.
31:20So, maybe if I give her some helpful secret information, maybe she won't throw me overboard.
31:26I don't know if that's what she did on below deck or not, but as long as she doesn't do
31:30it to me, then I'm fine.
31:31Hey.
31:31Hey, Paul. Come on.
31:32I think I figured out what happened yesterday.
31:34I went to Tom and Tyson about that fucking card.
31:37And they're like, we hid it under the chair.
31:39One of them.
31:40Yeah, for sure. Tyson found it.
31:42I kicked it under the chair.
31:45So that looks like it's gone.
31:47Oh, it's down there still.
31:48Yeah.
31:49And they said, because whoever was last, and they knew who was last.
31:52Are you serious?
31:54They were cementing.
31:55They were cementing your fucking thing.
31:58Tyson had put the Hit List envelope under a chair.
32:01That was personal.
32:04Hey, Paul, look what I found.
32:07Under the chair.
32:09Tyson wanted to make sure I was on the Hit List, period.
32:13And Tom co-signed that.
32:23Hello morning.
32:24You want coffee?
32:26Sure.
32:26What do you want, a cream?
32:28Cream and sugar.
32:29Okay.
32:31I'm always a little scared of Kate.
32:34So I always bring her coffee.
32:36But not because she could nominate me to leave.
32:38Thank you so much.
32:39But because I'm always afraid she's going to say something cunty to me.
32:42You never know.
32:46I'm fucking gray here because of you assholes.
32:53I love you.
32:55I love you.
32:55Regardless of how any of us feel about Tom or Tyson, I think it's good for everyone's game and also
33:02will be so funny to separate them.
33:05It's like we're all third wheeling on Tom and Tyson's date.
33:08Good morning, Drita.
33:09Good morning.
33:10How you doing?
33:11Good.
33:12Oh, you're going on rewards.
33:14Well, well, well.
33:16That hair is...
33:17Oh, my God.
33:18You look good.
33:20Thank you so much.
33:21But look at your hair.
33:22Yeah.
33:22Give it, like, Diane Cara.
33:24Oh, come on.
33:25Yes.
33:25Oh, no.
33:25Like, old school.
33:27Hey, are we having a good time?
33:31You don't have to whip out the good wig.
33:32You look so cute.
33:33Look at her hair.
33:35I hope you guys have fun today.
33:37Enjoy the day, guys.
33:39I'm confused what the fuck we're going to do.
33:41Oh, but we're doing it.
33:42I hope it's whatever it is.
33:43Can you guys have fun today?
33:43Kate, New York, Paul.
33:46It's time to take your little field trip.
33:47And it's a fancy one.
33:49Oh, it sure is.
33:51I love that for us.
33:52We love a good reward.
33:53This is my first reward that I'm going on in season three.
33:58We should let Kate go first.
34:00I definitely don't want to be on the hit list,
34:02but you never really know with Kate.
34:05Can somebody make sure my curly hair is off?
34:07Johnny, it's time for your final House of Villains workout.
34:10Let's go, buddy.
34:14We've got to make sure those shorts are extra tight.
34:18Hell yeah.
34:21Feel it, feel it, feel it.
34:23Time for some cardio.
34:27What the fuck, Johnny?
34:32Oh, what's going on in here?
34:35Oh, my God.
34:36Welcome to Cirque School.
34:38I've always wanted to run away with the circus.
34:40You've come to the perfect place.
34:41This is a circus school for anybody
34:43with anybody teaching recreational circus.
34:46I am a clown, so it works.
34:47So we're going to get started with a little warm-up,
34:50condition our body, do a little stretching,
34:51and then we'll get you up on the trapeze,
34:53the fabric, and a little bit of acrobatics, okay?
34:56Sick.
34:56Why did you choose me for this reward?
34:59All right, the first thing we're going to do...
35:00Oh! Oh, my goodness.
35:02Oops.
35:02Okay, I'm getting excited because you said ball,
35:05and I was on top of it.
35:06Try to lift one foot off the floor,
35:08and maybe the second.
35:09Stand up.
35:11Booty goes back to the ball.
35:12Ride the train.
35:13Stand up.
35:14I don't know about this one.
35:15Ride the train.
35:16There's a lot going on.
35:18Two more.
35:18New York's New Yorkin'.
35:20Oh! Oh! Oh!
35:21I'm scared!
35:22Come on!
35:23Come on!
35:24Ah!
35:25Ah!
35:26And Paul.
35:29Gorgeous, Paul!
35:31Oh!
35:32All right!
35:33So beautiful.
35:34I used to think Paul was a bit of a carny,
35:36but I was wrong.
35:38Open the legs wide.
35:39Oh, wow.
35:39Great.
35:40He's the more sophisticated circus freak.
35:44Beautiful, Kate.
35:45Oh, my gosh.
35:46I'm swinging.
35:47Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
35:49There we go.
35:50Nice, Kate.
35:52You see that Kate put us up on the bar
35:54with the letter in between us?
35:56I didn't see it.
35:57You gotta notice things.
35:58I guess.
35:59I also don't care.
36:00Everyone targeting Tyson is not shocking at all.
36:03No matter what I do, no matter what I say to anybody,
36:06they're not buying it.
36:07They want me gone.
36:07They've wanted me gone all season long.
36:10It's a frustrating spot to be in.
36:11I haven't talked to Kate yet.
36:13You could try.
36:14Is it worse to not try?
36:16Is that gonna make her angrier?
36:17It might.
36:17I don't know why Kate has such a problem with Tyson.
36:21She has already put him on a hit list,
36:24so technically hiding that letter
36:26and her going on the hit list
36:28was sort of like they're even.
36:30Should we just put the two puppets
36:32in more and more obscene positions?
36:35She had me on top of you.
36:37It's like I'm definitely a power bottom.
36:39Yeah.
36:39Should we go change it?
36:40Yeah.
36:41So I'm thinking if we did like this...
36:43And then her like spying on us.
36:46Should we put some nuts around?
36:53Gross.
36:54Cheers, you guys!
36:55Cheers.
36:56Listen, when I say y'all look really good up there...
36:58Likewise.
36:59I kid you not.
36:59You looked really good too.
37:00No, but y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing.
37:02Y'all had pelvis control, upper body, all that shit.
37:06Thanks.
37:06Thank you for inviting us, Kate.
37:07That was a beautiful job.
37:09Yay!
37:09My gosh, you guys, somebody's leaving.
37:11It's crazy.
37:12Yeah, Tom and Tyson are leaving
37:13and I'm so excited.
37:15I have been aligned with Tyson and Tom for the longest now.
37:20So the fact that Kate wants to bust this up,
37:23I can't break it to her and tell her that she's messing up my game.
37:26If Tyson leaves, Tom will be a ruthless boat.
37:31Yeah.
37:31But then, worst case scenario, Tyson wins redemption challenge.
37:35Tom goes home.
37:36Tyson's dead in the water anyways.
37:39Clearly, New York is in cahoots with Tom and Tyson.
37:42Lonely night.
37:43Yeah!
37:45Woo!
37:47Oh, my God.
37:49It's pretty logical to nominate New York together with Tom and Tyson.
37:53At this point in the game, I feel like pretty much everyone is a threat to me.
37:58I'm excited to torture them.
38:00They deserve it.
38:01They earned it.
38:01Mm-hmm.
38:02They dug their grave.
38:10I think I brought the perfect pair.
38:12Aw, thank you, girl.
38:14That's the trip I needed.
38:15I guess nobody's excited for us to come home.
38:17Aw!
38:18That's hilarious.
38:19What is this?
38:20So now Tom and Tyson have nuts all over them and they're in a position.
38:24They're 69ing.
38:26Thank you, because I couldn't remember the number.
38:27No, they're 69ing.
38:29Hey, Christine.
38:29Hi, guys.
38:30Hey, Christine.
38:31What'd you guys do?
38:32Circus.
38:32Cool.
38:34Flips and twirls and spins and ropes.
38:37And silks.
38:38Right up your alley, Paul.
38:39Yeah, he was a natural.
38:40He was a natural.
38:41I bet you were.
38:42I bet you were.
38:43A natural clown.
38:45How was it?
38:47Hi!
38:48Hi.
38:48How are you?
38:49How are you doing?
38:50Good.
38:50You think I'm fucking funny?
38:52Funny like a clown?
38:54Where's Drita?
38:55I gotta give her that bit.
38:56They all fucking want you gone.
38:58I know.
38:59Listen, I can't kiss a man for 30 seconds and not let him know what's going on behind his
39:04back.
39:05I need these men here to support me.
39:08I'm the Rosa Parks and this is my John Adams and my John Wilkes booth.
39:13They're fucking with y'all.
39:17I swear when I say this man was the one to pull up on the pull-ups first.
39:23That sounds cute.
39:24It was tough.
39:25But you rose to the occasion, Paul.
39:27And so did Kate.
39:28Yeah.
39:28I'm surprised how limber she was.
39:30She was very limber.
39:31Yeah.
39:31She don't smile a lot, but she loved to spread her legs.
39:35What the fuck?
39:37Yeah.
39:38I hate it.
39:40Gentlemen, they want y'all gone.
39:44Who's they?
39:45Everybody I was just out with.
39:47So we're both going up on the hit list probably?
39:49You just need to talk to Kate.
39:51She's right here right now.
39:53Kate.
39:54Hi, Kate.
39:54Is it the time?
39:55For what?
39:56These men are so mean.
39:59No, everybody's here now.
40:00What's going on?
40:01Oh, gosh.
40:03What's going on?
40:04Me and Tom will talk to you or I can talk to you one on one.
40:06Sure.
40:06I'm looking for a beach towel and I'd like to know how to turn the jacuzzi on.
40:09I'll get a beach towel and I'll come meet you out.
40:12I really need to try to convince Kate to not put me up.
40:17But I just don't think Kate is really open to reason as much as she is to revenge and being
40:26vindictive.
40:27Tom, you make sure you talk to her next, okay?
40:29Mm-hmm.
40:30Yeah, good.
40:31So what's going on?
40:33I know you're going to do what you're going to do, but I did want to tell you that Tom
40:36had no intention.
40:37I had no intention either of you ending up with the note.
40:40Neil, you know what would have been the better way?
40:43Not hiding it under the chair so no one else could find it.
40:47I didn't know if you were the last one or not to open it.
40:50So it really wasn't your place to hide it under the chair, was it?
40:53And everyone...
40:54It wasn't your letter anymore.
40:55Everyone already...
40:55It wasn't your envelope anymore.
40:57I agree with that.
40:59Okay.
40:59I'm sorry I did that.
41:00I don't care if you're sorry.
41:01I'm telling you, you need to think about who you want to sit by at the end.
41:05Thank you for that reminder.
41:07I'm just saying most of the people in this house aren't going to vote for me at the end to
41:10win this thing.
41:11So you're trying to convince me to let you stay to lose?
41:15I don't know when exactly Tyson won Survivor, but I'm pretty sure it was a long time ago because he's
41:22clearly very rusty.
41:24You should be choosing people that will lose against you.
41:27I don't need your coaching, Tyson, but thank you. I appreciate the unsolicited advice.
41:31Okay.
41:33I'm pretty confident I'm going to be on the hit list.
41:38I just say boiled eggs.
41:41And now we're going to, what, the banishment?
41:43Yeah, well, she has to put three up.
41:45That's going to be Tyson, Tom, and then someone else that she has to put up, which is not going
41:50to be good.
41:51That means it's like fucking one of us.
41:53I have a feeling one of my friends and allies might be going up.
41:57Maybe Drita or New York.
41:59I don't know.
42:00Could I be up there?
42:01Absolutely.
42:02Kate is a wild card.
42:05Wish me luck.
42:06Oh, fuck.
42:13How's it going?
42:14Good.
42:14How are you?
42:15I'm chilling.
42:17Good.
42:17So you were good at your peas?
42:19I guess so.
42:19I mean, it's really just hanging from a monkey bar.
42:21Have you had a good time here?
42:23I felt like it got, like, real serious all of a sudden.
42:26Yeah, I know.
42:27I know what you mean.
42:28I felt like that when I was on the hit list from the envelope.
42:30Yeah.
42:30That was like a bummer.
42:32Yeah.
42:32That was a real big bummer.
42:33I'm sorry about that.
42:33I'm sorry you had to go through that.
42:34Your bed buddy Tyson put it under the chair.
42:37You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
42:41I don't know why he did that.
42:42I would have just fucking left that shit out.
42:44You let him do it.
42:45I didn't let...
42:46I can't, like, control the dude.
42:47You didn't stop him.
42:47You didn't pull it out from under the chair.
42:48Is he your boss?
42:49Is Tyson the boss of you, Tom?
42:51No.
42:52Seems like he is.
42:53My association with Tyson is definitely getting me put on the hit list.
42:57I'm sure you know who else you're putting up there, right?
43:00I'm open to suggestions.
43:02If you're up there at the end of this, standing next to Drita, it's gonna be hard to get people
43:07to, like, vote for you.
43:08I mean...
43:09That's kinda rude, Tom.
43:10She's tried to save every single person that's left.
43:13If Kate is as smart as she says she is, getting rid of Drita, that would be best case scenario
43:19for everyone's game.
43:20But she is too worried about revenge, and it's gonna lose her the game.
43:25I'm sorry you're gonna miss your friend, but you guys got one last night together.
43:30Make it count.
43:37It's time to get ready for your hit list nominations.
43:40Kate, get excited!
43:41Or your closest approximation to the human emotion known as excitement.
43:46How cute is this earring, though?
43:48Isn't that cute as a chair?
43:49The problem is wearing something this bold, Kate's definitely gonna try and make fun of me.
43:54Yeah.
43:55She'll be like, oh, cute little cowboy, stupid fucking moron.
44:02Oh, I better get up and get dressed.
44:04Nobody likes smelly feet.
44:06Oh, my gosh, Tyson.
44:08What's up?
44:09I've never seen you dress so fancy.
44:12Yep, cowboy.
44:13If I were an insecure person, this one being on the bottom would bother me.
44:19Everyone, head through the super secret hidden bookcase.
44:23There's a bookcase in here?
44:24Which is the same location as every other episode.
44:28Let's go.
44:29Obviously, Tom and Tyson are one and two on my hit list.
44:32However, I have not decided on spot number three.
44:36There are still four villains to choose from.
44:38Okay, let's go in the bookshelf.
44:39It really comes down to who do I trust the least.
44:41Oh, God.
44:57Hello, villains, and welcome to the reason we're over budget, The Stronghold.
45:03It's time for your hit list nominations.
45:07Kate, you are the super villain.
45:09Please take your chair.
45:16I'm a little annoyed you didn't say it again.
45:18You're right.
45:19I'm really sorry.
45:20How does it feel to be super villain again?
45:23I feel amazing.
45:25I love this seat.
45:27Kate, you get to choose the three villains in danger of being banished.
45:30Have mercy, Lord Jesus.
45:33All right, keep going.
45:33I'm sorry, Joel.
45:34Okay, everyone.
45:35If you are nominated, please step over here.
45:38And remember, no matter who is banished, it's an honor just to be nominated.
45:43Kate is super unreasonable.
45:45She's been living mad for 49 years or whatever.
45:48With Kate as super villain, nothing is really certain except for that she will be driven by rage and anger
45:54and hatred.
45:55Kate, who are you going to piss off first and why?
45:59I made it clear last time I was in this chair that anyone who puts me on a hit list,
46:05I will retaliate.
46:06And this person made sure that I remained on the hit list after I opened the envelope by hiding it
46:13under a chair.
46:13So, Tyson, take your place on the hit list.
46:17Kate wants retaliation, but retaliation doesn't usually win you the game in these scenarios and oftentimes keeps you from even
46:25getting to the end.
46:26Colonel Sanders is looking finger-licking good.
46:30Tyson, is there anything you'd like to say in your defense?
46:33No.
46:34I mean, I saw it coming.
46:36That was a very good way to dodge a real answer.
46:39Kate, who are you going to piss off next?
46:42The second person I'm going to nominate was complicit in hiding the envelope under the chair and thus ensuring I
46:49remained on the hit list.
46:51And so, Tom, you are the next one to go on that stage.
46:56Tom, anything you'd like to say in response?
47:01You know, Kate, I had really big plans for us.
47:06I was going to, like, follow you on Instagram.
47:08I was even going to comment on one of your sponsor posts.
47:12Like, for instance, if you did, like, a teeth whitening system, I was literally going to comment on how that
47:18teeth whitening system, like, gave me the courage to smile again, to get, like, more comments going and then comment
47:23back to them.
47:24Like, I was willing to do that for you.
47:26But now, I think that ship has sailed.
47:31Good one, Tom.
47:33Did you know that he put the envelope under the chair?
47:36I mean, at a point, I guess he told me, but I'm like, I don't know what to do.
47:41Like, there's people guarding it, like...
47:43The people guarding it were the ones who hadn't opened it yet.
47:47Well, I...
47:48Those aren't guards.
47:49I screwed up.
47:50I panicked.
47:50And I fucked up.
47:51Yep, you did.
47:52No more Tom Collinses for us.
47:55Okay, Kate, who is your final hit list nomination and why?
47:59We're on pins and needles.
48:03I don't feel safe.
48:04My third nominee is only because I have to nominate a third person.
48:09Would she surprise me and, you know, pick maybe me?
48:13These are the only two I care to nominate.
48:15I don't think this third person necessarily planned for me to not be able to...
48:20Oh, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
48:22Was that too long?
48:23Whew.
48:23I'm scared.
48:24She may put me on the hit list.
48:26I have to nominate somebody, so that's gonna be...
48:28It's basically like watching one of those animal documentaries
48:32where you know someone's about to strike.
48:35You just don't know where.
48:41Coming up on House of Villains...
48:43It's spitting.
48:44I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
48:47Are we excited to see me?
48:48Yes!
48:49So I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
48:54We heard some troublemakers are throwing a house party, baby!
48:58I can't believe I can hit you, right?
49:00Anybody that can go out there and survive is a true stallionaire, man.
49:04Don't tell Tyson I was in the super bed.
49:06Who in here do you trust the least?
49:08Tom.
49:09Oh!
49:10You really don't trust me.
49:12This is the best way for each of us individually to get further.
49:17Bro, I am genuinely thinking about it.
49:20Surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good about my chances of staying.
49:24Pull this shit off, bro.
49:25That would be fucking epic.
49:28I'm fighting for my fucking life.
49:30I'm watching you specifically, Paul.
49:32I'm coming for you.
49:33We're both out.
49:34Don't piss me off.
49:35And you're threatening me in front of other people is bullshit.
49:37You're gonna get bit.
49:38Hi.
49:40Fuck, Amia.
49:41I'm on fucking fire right now.
49:44Rita's up there right now, like...
49:46She's up there with me.
49:47Any motherfucker here that's gonna even play me like I'm dumb,
49:50I'm gonna show you how motherfucking gangster I become.
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