00:00£600. Exactly. £600 for what? Two hours work. Two hours work for £600. Mate, you have an absolute laugh. You
00:09came to my house, okay, yeah? Saying, oh yeah, how are you skating, mate? I mean, I'm just doing your
00:14neighbour's garden, yeah? Doing the hedge trimmings. Don't worry about the price. I'll do your super cheap. That's literally what
00:20you said. Yeah. I asked you, how much was it going to cost? And you said, don't worry about it.
00:25It's going to be cheap. I said, okay, cool. Do it. £600 is not cheap.
00:28Who charges £300 an hour? Well, I don't normally. That's what I'm telling you. But I'm doing it cheap for
00:35you.
00:36Okay, so you're saying £600 for two hours work is cheap? Yeah. Just for, like, doing my hedging? Yeah, it
00:42looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, it looks good. Well, there you go.
00:46Well, like, that's not even, like, fully complete yet. What do you mean it's not fully complete? Yeah, well, like,
00:52firstly, mate, yeah, cool, that's all done nice and done. The big hedge over there is not complete yet, is
00:56it?
00:56Well, yeah, my truck's full. I've got to take the clippings down to the recycling and, uh...
01:04Okay. Okay, so you're going to take your truck to the waste recycling, okay. But you expect me to hand
01:11you over £600 right now?
01:13Yeah, well, I've got to pay their fees. Do you know how much it costs to actually take commercial waste
01:19into a tip?
01:20It's not that much, mate. It's not £600 worth.
01:23Well, how would you know? Have you ever had to take commercial waste?
01:26It's, it's, mate, it's not commercial waste. It's a bunch of leaves, okay, yeah?
01:29Yeah, but, because I've got my van...
01:31Mate, that's not a van, that's a car.
01:33Because I've got my van, and I've done this under licence, they're going to charge me commercial rates.
01:39Mate, you said to me, okay, yeah? Oh, don't worry about the price, it's going to be cheap.
01:43It is cheap. You think what my overheads are.
01:47Your overheads?
01:48Yeah, my overheads.
01:48What overheads? There are no overheads.
01:50Getting rid of the waste. Maximum £20.
01:52I don't fly tip, mate.
01:54Okay.
01:55You want, you want to get some fly-by-night Charlie that's going to fly tip and ruin a farm
02:00in Cambridge, you know?
02:02Mate, I ain't paying you £600. £600 for what?
02:07It's your fault I asked you how much it's going to cost. You said, you said, oh, don't worry, mate.
02:10Have you never had this hedge trim before, professionally?
02:15No, I've done it myself. I'll just let it be.
02:17Oh, right. So you just assume that actual professional workers don't actually get paid.
02:23Mate, you came to my house. You came to my house and saying, oh, excuse me, I'm in your local
02:26area because I'm doing your naval hedge trimming.
02:28Yeah, and I was.
02:29I'll do yours.
02:29Yeah, and you said yes.
02:31I asked you firstly, how much is it going to be?
02:34And I told you I'd do it on the cheap for you.
02:36I'm not charging you £900, am I?
02:39Mate, are you off your head? Are you off your head?
02:42What are you going to pay?
02:44Beg your pardon?
02:45What are you willing to pay?
02:47Mate, maximum £100.
02:48Right.
02:50And only once is all complete. Mate.
02:54Well, you want to give me £100 now?
02:58No.
02:59I'm going to give you it all once it's fully done.
03:01So I've got to take faith that you're going to pay me anything?
03:04No, no, no.
03:04You don't seem to want to pay now, do you?
03:06Well, hold on here.
03:07This is what you could do.
03:08You could finish the job off, yeah?
03:10Put it in the black bags.
03:11You don't need to load up the car.
03:13And then you go off to the place, okay, yeah?
03:15If it's not been done...
03:17I haven't got a bunch of black bags there, mate.
03:19I'll give you that £100 to then take the rest of it away.
03:22I don't want a bunch of black bags in front of my house, do I?
03:24Oh, so you're saying that you think that you can pay me just to tip your waist?
03:29No, no, because you've done it.
03:31It's a part of the package.
03:32I haven't paid you £600, mate.
03:33The most I pay you is £100, and that's when it's all done.
03:36It's going to cost me £300 to tip...
03:38It's not going to cost you £300, buddy.
03:40I wasn't born yesterday.
03:42Have you actually checked commercial rates at the tip?
03:44Mate, it's not £300.
03:45I don't want to pay you just to pay me just to pay me just to pay me just to
03:46pay me just
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