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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E05
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00:10Say goodbye to your old-fashioned toilet and say hello to luxury.
00:16Introducing the Luxos MT, the world's most advanced luxury commode.
00:25It's going to change the way you think about the bathroom.
00:28Am I right, Cindy?
00:29That's right.
00:30It heats, it cleans, it deodorizes, it comes standard with Luxos' triple tornado flush system
00:37and it's smart home compatible.
00:39And here to tell us more about it is Luxos brand ambassador and three-time NBA All-Star Nick Brandon.
01:06Thank you, Cindy.
01:07Jim, my man.
01:08Please.
01:09It is a pleasure to be here.
01:10You're an NBA champion.
01:12You are rich, you're handsome, everybody loves you.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:16Is there a question in there?
01:17Because so far I can't argue with any of them.
01:20You have a string of successful businesses.
01:24Just tell us, why toilets?
01:26Oh, instead of sneakers or tequila?
01:28Exactly.
01:29Because they've been done before.
01:31See, I always say, why be late to the party when you can throw your own?
01:38Oh, speaking of party.
01:40Is that coming from there?
01:41It is.
01:42That's right.
01:43It's coming from the built-in Bluetooth speakers.
01:45Oh, no.
01:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:52Show me what you got.
01:56Oh, no.
01:57No, she did it.
02:01So bottom line, the Luxos MT is going to change the game.
02:05Sitting on one of these is like a little vacation you can book for yourself every day.
02:09Nick Brandes, everybody.
02:24Hey.
02:25Uh.
02:27What are you doing here?
02:29I really love toilets.
02:32I'm working.
02:33I know.
02:33Look, I just...
02:36The party.
02:38It was a lot.
02:39I acted like an asshole.
02:40Yeah, no argument here.
02:42Hey.
02:46I'm so sorry.
02:49It's the last time I throw you a party.
02:55I appreciate you trying to take care of me,
02:58even if sometimes I don't know what to do with it.
03:06Well, I can't say you didn't warn me.
03:09No, you can't.
03:11Look, uh, I know this.
03:14Us, we shouldn't have happened.
03:16Or at least not the way it happened.
03:19I'm sure you have your regrets.
03:21Rick, I...
03:22No, no, no, no, no.
03:23I feel them.
03:24Believe me, I wish it had gone down differently,
03:27but, uh, just because it didn't start right
03:30doesn't mean it isn't right.
03:33This is real for me, Mel.
03:35Just wish you didn't feel like you have to try so hard.
03:38Yeah, that's what happens when you fall to the second round of the draft.
03:40You spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it.
03:44You don't have to do that with me.
03:51Do you have, like, a dressing room?
03:54Yeah, a nice one.
03:57Show me.
04:08Number one.
04:09All right.
04:13Well, let's do it all
04:17Let's do it.
04:18Look out, let's do it.
04:22Uh-huh.
04:23Oh.linear?
04:53Don't want to run for the roses, I got my pocket of posies. Sometimes I wonder why, sometimes I wonder
05:07why. I just don't have the joneses, don't want to smell the dying roses.
05:18I got my pocket full of posies. I don't keep up with the joneses.
05:45What am I looking at?
05:47I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes, but this is a Lichtenstein.
05:52I know who Lichtenstein is, you baron. What I meant is why am I looking at a bad photo of
05:57it?
05:57Because I want to steal it.
05:58I don't mess with art. Neither do you.
06:00Come on, jewelry and watches can only get me so far. A score like this, way more upside for the
06:05exact same risk.
06:06Score? Who are you? James Caan all of a sudden?
06:10I'm sure you know someone that can move it.
06:12Rocco, what's my policy on paintings?
06:14No paintings!
06:16These art guys, they're a different breed. I'm telling you, they're savages.
06:21The last time this sold at auction, it went for over one million dollars. That was seven years ago.
06:29I've already been inside the house where it is. I steal it and replace it with a forgery. Nobody knows
06:32the difference. Easy.
06:33How do you know it isn't already a fake?
06:35Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian personally.
06:39He's an insecure narcissist whose entire self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns.
06:43He doesn't care that it's beautiful. He cares that it's real.
06:46I know the type.
06:49Come on. I'll toss you an extra 10%. You don't have to lift a finger. I just need the introduction.
06:58I will have to lift a finger. And for that I'll take an extra 20.
07:01And if it goes sideways, I don't know you. But you have to hear me now. You do this. You
07:06do it the way I say.
07:08Pickpock. No improvising.
07:10Yeah. I hear you.
07:12Say it.
07:13Pickpock.
07:14Smartass.
07:15No improvising.
07:19Okay. Get out of my store.
07:21I'll let you know when it's set.
07:25Rocco.
07:28So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf.
07:31And what does that mean?
07:33It means my guys are going to have to spend a few weeks breaking it up, pulling it out.
07:37Well, can't you just dig around it?
07:39Yeah. Sure.
07:41You want to move your entire house a hundred feet that way. I'm kidding. But I can't dig a foundation
07:47into solid rock. We gotta pull it out.
07:49Hey, Phil. Where do you want this loader?
07:51Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
07:52So, just, Phil. So, how much is that gonna cost?
07:56Well, I can't give you an exact figure until we start demolition. See how far down the shelf goes.
08:01Oh.
08:02It's gonna be heavy machinery. Possibly some blasting.
08:04You're gonna blow up my backyard?
08:05Well, not me. I'm gonna bring in some specials.
08:08Ballpark, Phil.
08:11How fucked are we?
08:15Two hundred grand, give or take.
08:18Okay.
08:20Okay, maybe we should just press pause, you know? Get a surveyor out. You're checking with the architect. We should
08:25maybe do that.
08:26I think we can.
08:26Well, hey, that's your call. But if we stop work, I gotta move my guys to the next project in
08:32line.
08:32That won't be necessary, Phil. Email us the quote. We'll work it out.
08:38Will do.
08:47Yeah, the world is so small. Till it ain't. Till it ain't. Till it ain't. Till it ain't.
08:54I'm building up a way.
08:57Hey. Sorry, I didn't see you.
09:00Surprise.
09:04I love this song.
09:08I hope I never...
09:19Where are you headed?
09:20Chemistry.
09:26Forget chemistry. You're coming with me.
09:39Yeah. Fuck me. Harder. God. Fucking dick is big.
09:44Harder. Harder. Harder.
09:46I'm gonna come. I'm coming.
09:49God.
09:53Yeah.
10:06It's Henry's birthday on Saturday.
10:08Oh, right. What is it? Almost six?
10:12Five.
10:13Yeah. Well, that's a fun I hate you. Is he having a party?
10:15I'm taking him to Boston to see my parents.
10:18Nice. When will you be back?
10:20I'm not sure.
10:23I think I need to get away from everything for just a bit.
10:27Well, when you get back, if you want, we can maybe go around to the city, check in someplace.
10:32Get away from everything together.
10:35It's fine. We don't have to do that.
10:39I mean, I know we don't have to do that. We don't have to do any of this.
10:42That's true. And I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't.
10:47What are you talking about?
10:49I think maybe we've taken this as far as it goes.
10:51Let's not ride it till the wheels come off.
10:54I like you, Coop. A lot.
11:00Maybe too much.
11:03The thing is, I don't always like myself when I'm with you.
11:06Hey, hey, Sam. Look, I know I've been a bit preoccupied the last few days.
11:11You're not ready for anything real. At least not with me.
11:14I just can't be some wayward bachelor's midlife fling forever.
11:18That is not what I think of you.
11:20Come on, Coop. I'm giving you a guilt-free out. Just take it.
11:25God, it sounds like I don't have much choice.
11:27Wrong again.
11:30Sam.
11:41Hey.
11:42A little afternoon delight with Sam, huh?
11:44Uh, yeah. I'm afraid it might be the swan song for that.
11:50Aw, that's too bad.
11:53Right?
11:53I mean, it's fine.
11:56Okay, cool.
11:56Well, I will not miss the play-by-play.
12:01Oh, my God. Oh, right there.
12:02Okay, can we talk about something else?
12:03Yeah, that's the spot.
12:04Oh, fuck yeah, Coop!
12:06Please.
12:07Fine.
12:08What do you want to talk about?
12:11Anything else. How's your new gig?
12:12It's good.
12:14It was really good, actually.
12:16They offered me a regular slot.
12:18Four nights a week at the tap.
12:19Prime time.
12:20Poster in the window.
12:21I mean, the whole shebang.
12:22That's amazing.
12:23I'm so proud of you. Congratulations.
12:25Thanks.
12:25Wow, now one of us actually has a job.
12:29Well, for a guy who has no job, you, um,
12:31you sure are busy.
12:33I feel like, I feel like I have this place all to myself,
12:36like, every day.
12:38Yup.
12:39Well, not today, baby.
12:42TCM beckons.
12:45Okay, excellent.
12:49Can we watch something that was made after I was born?
12:52San Francisco last night?
12:55No.
12:56Who was murdered?
12:58I was.
13:05I let my friend live upstairs
13:07In the spare room for a minute
13:15I'll be back.
13:17I'll be back.
13:22I'll be back.
13:23I'll be back.
13:24I'll be back.
13:24I'll be back.
13:24I'll be back.
13:25I'll be back.
13:26I'll be back.
13:26I'll be back.
13:27I'll be back.
13:27Look up.
13:29It's only been a year.
13:30You're still in the grief phase, you know?
13:32Imagining they'll get back together
13:33and everything will be like how it used to be.
13:35Once you let go of that little fantasy,
13:37you'll see divorce has its upsides.
13:40Like what?
13:41With two parents, you're outnumbered.
13:42But with one, it's way easier to slip under the radar.
13:45The real trick is playing them off to each other
13:47to get what you want.
13:48I used to do that when they were still married.
13:52There's more to you than meets the I-Hunter Cooper.
13:55God, I hope so.
13:57Who's in there?
13:58Shit.
13:59Unlock this door.
14:00Immediately.
14:05Skipping class and trespassing are cause for concern as it is, but...
14:09Okay, trespassing?
14:10Come on.
14:11You make it sound like you have a ski mask and a bolt cutter.
14:14He was messing around backstage with his friends.
14:16I'm afraid this goes way beyond that.
14:19Hunter was distributing drugs to his peers.
14:21Excuse me?
14:21What?
14:22They were snorting his Adderall in the dressing room.
14:24Mayfield has a zero tolerance policy
14:26when it comes to drug dealing on campus.
14:28I cannot turn a blind eye.
14:29I'm afraid Hunter will be expelled.
14:32Wait, wait, wait.
14:32Just a second.
14:33Just a second, please.
14:34Look, our son is not a drug dealer, okay?
14:37He has ADHD.
14:38Now, do teenagers make bad decisions?
14:41Yes, it's baked into their DNA,
14:42but he's never gotten in trouble before.
14:44He deserves a second chance.
14:46Mr. Cooper, this isn't the first meeting we've had
14:48about Hunter's behavior this year.
14:49The absences, the missed assignments...
14:51What are you talking about?
14:52What is she...?
14:53Cooper.
14:54You had meetings without me?
14:56They were in your calendar.
14:57Why wouldn't you have called me
14:58and told me what was going on in these meetings?
15:00Not now.
15:00Please.
15:05I understand the position our son has put you in.
15:09I see troubled kids every day in my practice.
15:12I always try to consider the mitigating circumstances.
15:15Maybe these older kids pressured him
15:18into sharing his prescription, right?
15:20He wanted to impress them.
15:21He wasn't selling drugs.
15:22He was trying to fit in.
15:25But he will be punished.
15:27We will personally guarantee nothing like this
15:29ever happens again.
15:31I'm afraid my hands are tied.
15:38Okay, Leila, I saw the big thermometer downstairs
15:41in the hallway.
15:44This year's fundraiser for the new athletic center.
15:46You're short.
15:50How much is it going to take to put you over the top?
15:52Mrs. Cooper.
15:53No.
15:53Hunter's a good kid.
15:55You know it.
15:55We know it.
15:57And the school has needs.
15:59Everybody wins.
16:00So come on.
16:02What's the going rate for turning a blind eye these days?
16:06$240,000, Mel?
16:08Jesus Christ.
16:09Look, her son was about to get kicked out
16:12one of the best schools in New York State
16:14and that would have killed his chances
16:15of getting into a decent college.
16:16And you know something?
16:17I didn't see you doing anything to fix it.
16:19We could have reasoned with her.
16:20We could have appealed to her.
16:21My God, she's only known us forever.
16:23She called him a drug dealer.
16:24And you rewarded her with a quarter-million-dollar pledge.
16:27Sorry, I really thought she was going to say,
16:28like, $20 or $30.
16:30Maybe leave with that instead of with a blank check.
16:32Okay, guess what?
16:33You're the big hedge fund guy.
16:35Why didn't you negotiate?
16:37Because when you negotiate, you need leverage.
16:38Leverage is what you immediately gave away
16:40when you opened your mouth.
16:41You know what?
16:41That's not fair.
16:41What is the going rate for turning a blind eye?
16:44My God.
16:45Are you done?
16:47Because I've already got one child to deal with today.
16:50You.
16:54So you're suspended.
16:56And grounded.
16:57Forever.
16:58Mom.
16:58And it would be really smart
16:59if you don't talk right now.
17:02Bowie, huh?
17:02I didn't know you were into him.
17:04He's all right.
17:06Wow.
17:07Read the room, Coop.
17:07It's not the time to play the cool dad.
17:12Good luck, buddy.
17:24Girls?
17:25Good luck.
17:27Good luck.
17:28Good luck.
17:31Good luck.
17:33Good luck.
17:33It's nice to see you again, 어머니.
17:35Barney?
17:36So, he's still not Korean.
17:40But he's still sleeping.
17:43A little bit.
17:44Mr. Pot, welcome.
17:46Oh, that's it.
17:47How are your parents, Barney?
17:49About the same, sir.
17:51Do you still drink scotch?
17:53Oh, from time to time.
18:02This one is for special occasion.
18:0440-year-old country gold.
18:07Oh.
18:08Thank you, sir.
18:13Hi.
18:13Papa.
18:18Girls?
18:19Inside the Harabaji?
18:21Yeah.
18:22Okay, girls.
18:23Do you want to show the harmony
18:24and Harabaji the side door?
18:25Sorry about the mess.
18:27Construction's moving a little slower than we expected.
18:37So, what do you think?
18:40I don't know.
18:41I mean, with stuff like this,
18:42it seems like it's more provocative
18:45than meaningful in any real way.
18:47Who's gonna care about this stuff
18:49five years from now, right?
18:52I'm no expert.
18:54Well, we're all wrong answers.
18:56That's the beauty of that.
18:58Yeah?
19:00Who told you that?
19:03When I was little,
19:04my aunt was a docent
19:05at the Villavar de Santo Domingo.
19:06I used to spend the summers with her.
19:09Watch her give tours.
19:11Hmm.
19:15Hey, are you sure you want to do this?
19:17For what?
19:20Any of it.
19:20All of it.
19:22Are you trying to call me out of this?
19:23No, no, not at all.
19:25Then what?
19:25What?
19:26I'm just saying,
19:27if we get caught,
19:28I can talk my way out of it.
19:29I can lower her up.
19:31What happens when you get caught?
19:35I don't need you to protect me.
19:36Well, good,
19:37because I'd probably be pretty shitty at it.
19:40But aren't you putting
19:41kind of everything at risk?
19:43What are we putting at risk?
19:46What do you think I actually have to lose?
19:54Okay, partner.
19:57What about this thing?
20:03It's a lot to take in, isn't it?
20:06The artist was once an altar boy in Düsseldorf.
20:11Likely molested.
20:13Definitely a prick.
20:17I'm Christian Thoroson.
20:19I'm the owner of the place.
20:20Oh.
20:20For better or worse.
20:21Of course.
20:22Nice to meet you.
20:22I believe we have a mutual friend.
20:25I believe you're correct.
20:26Yeah.
20:26Well, I have to say she described you perfectly.
20:28Is that so?
20:29Yeah.
20:31And who's your date?
20:32Uh, his partner.
20:34Pleasure to meet you.
20:34Enjante.
20:38Partner.
20:40Excellent.
20:42I saw you looking at this piece.
20:45Yes, it's provocative.
20:48Yes, most of this shit is.
20:51But is it actually any good?
20:54That feels like a trick question.
20:57Come with me.
20:58Let's talk arts.
21:08This piece was difficult to acquire.
21:12Especially on such short notice.
21:14You mean someone already had this sitting around?
21:17I have a lesbian in Bushwick who sources all my pop abstracts.
21:21Impressive.
21:22Is she the one looking at us now?
21:26It is as close to perfect as it can be.
21:30Hmm.
21:31The Magna acrylic paint Lichtenstein used is nearly impossible to source.
21:36Most modern-day acrylic paint is water-soluble,
21:39but the Magna was miscible with turpentine.
21:42Golden artist colors comes closest to Magna's high-gloss finish,
21:46but it's not an exact match.
21:49It'll hold up to scrutiny, but not chemical analysis.
21:53Well, it won't be analyzed.
21:56How can you be sure?
21:57You know your job, I know mine.
22:00You've never done this before, have you?
22:02I'm a quick study.
22:03You're a tourist.
22:04Tourists make me nervous.
22:06And yet, here you are.
22:07Yes.
22:07I am here.
22:10Lou believes in you, and I believe in Lou.
22:13But I'm still not convinced you can deliver.
22:15Well, the fact that you called your lesbian in Bushwick
22:18makes me think that you think I can deliver.
22:21Okay, so we swap out the fake,
22:24bring you the original, and then what?
22:27Oh, after I authenticate the piece,
22:30I have two buyers interested.
22:32One, the crypto bro,
22:34who wants to move into tangible assets.
22:38And the other is former employer.
22:42It's deliciously messy.
22:43I expect the bidding to be heated.
22:46Sounds promising.
22:52What the hell?
22:57I have decided to like you.
23:00I appreciate it.
23:03Now, if you'll excuse me,
23:05I have some psychedelics to procure for some clients.
23:10Oh.
23:13Have fun.
23:14Oh, my God.
23:31You can't get a ride for a ride.
23:32Yeah.
23:32I've been fishing for a trip.
23:35You can't get any help.
23:37Yes.
23:41Yeah.
23:42You can't get any help.
23:43Yeah.
23:44But it's a worry about the kids.
23:48The kids who don't know what to do, and the kids who don't know what to do.
23:52I can't wait for them anymore.
23:55I've talked to you about your mom, but we're going to go to our house.
24:03I'm grateful for you to think about it, but if you're sleeping, it's more difficult.
24:09If you're going to go to school, you're going to go to school.
24:14You should have to buy your own house.
24:18I think you and your children.
24:21Hmm?
24:23We'll have a good time.
24:25Do you have a good time?
24:28Do you have a good time in the greenhouse?
24:41Why don't I get us some whiskey?
25:11Oh my name, um, did you need anything?
25:13Oh, Grace tells me you're having some financial challenges.
25:18I'd like to help.
25:19Well, that's not necessary.
25:22I'd feel better knowing she didn't have to worry.
25:25I don't know what Grace told you, but there's nothing to worry about.
25:30I'm just trying to encourage some financial responsibility.
25:33Um, one of the hazards of marrying a wealth manager, I guess.
25:45My daughter is not a client.
25:47She's your wife.
25:49Don't worry.
25:51This will stay just between us.
25:55I have a personal account I keep just for these little emergencies.
25:59It's very generous of you, Mrs. Park, but there is no emergency, so...
26:08You know, you would do so much better working for Mr. Park.
26:11Ah, yeah.
26:14It's a shame you don't speak Korean.
26:26Shame you're such a fucking prick.
26:41Hey, Hunter, we still need to talk about what happened at school.
26:44Why?
26:46Because you almost got expelled.
26:48Does that not concern you?
26:49Not really.
26:49Have you seen the flaming hots?
26:51How about something that won't rot your guts?
26:52I can whip you up a smoothie.
26:54No, thanks.
26:55Hey.
26:56I just want to understand what happened.
26:59I cut class.
27:00It's not that complicated.
27:01What about the medication?
27:03Were you selling it?
27:04No.
27:05What?
27:05It's understandable for you to want to impress your peers.
27:10But Adderall's a serious drug.
27:12You can't just hand it out.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:13Can you stop?
27:14Wait a minute.
27:15Where are you going?
27:16Hey!
27:17I'm not done talking to you!
27:40Hey, brought you your prezzy.
27:49So, uh, how's it feel being Mayfield's main character?
27:54Those sophomore hotties letting in your DMs or what?
27:57Yeah, totally.
28:14You make this?
28:16Yeah.
28:20Holy shit, Hunter.
28:21I think you might actually have a soul.
28:26Fuck off.
28:35What?
28:52Don't just walk.
28:55Run.
28:56Don't just talk.
28:58I need action.
29:00Uh huh.
29:02I need more peace.
29:05Go hard
29:05I want to see the heart racing
29:09Okay, I ain't seen a gym in the world
29:16Allie
29:18Hey, I didn't know you joined
29:20Oh, I'm just borrowing Andy's
29:22He doesn't use it anymore
29:23And it seemed a shame to let it go to waste
29:24Sorry, memberships aren't transferable
29:26Neither was, and yet
29:31Tell you what
29:32Why don't you take it for a test drive
29:34If you decide to sign up
29:35We're running a friends and family promotion all month
29:38Thanks, Nick
29:39I am neither
29:59A reasonable person
30:00Might have seen a close call with the police
30:02And a flesh wound from a large dog
30:04As a flashing neon sign from the universe
30:06Telling them to find a new line of work
30:09But that wasn't really an option for me
30:11Know what you're doing?
30:12No particular
30:14Canvas
30:17Stretch bars
30:18I'm about to get it like this
30:21I usually need to square the corners
30:24Back door open
30:34When it comes to American pop art
30:36Roy Lichtenstein is in a dead heat
30:37With Jeff Koons
30:38As the favorite for buyers
30:39Who don't actually give a shit about art
30:41But regard it as a sexy investment
30:42They're coins
30:44Collectors only in name
30:45This piece here
30:46Square from 1983
30:48Was most likely purchased
30:49As an appreciating asset
30:50Rather than on its artistic merit
30:52Which is a shame
30:53I always kind of liked Lichtenstein's work
30:55Especially the comic book paintings
31:00It was becoming apparent
31:01That my expenses
31:02Would always find a way
31:03To outpace me
31:03So a few higher price scores
31:05Like this painting
31:06Would mean more money
31:07With fewer robberies
31:08Higher risk
31:09Higher yield
31:10Or maybe I was just starting to like it
31:18Oh, my God.
31:43So I get a hundred bucks, but no, I get two chickens.
31:48I am not a chicken!
31:49Hey, guys, can you calm down just a little bit?
31:51We're almost to Grandma and Grandpa's.
31:54James!
31:57James!
32:00James!
32:03Oh, my God.
32:05Hey!
32:06Hey, honey!
32:08Hey!
32:09I hear it's someone's birthday tomorrow.
32:11You know anything about that?
32:12He's turning five.
32:13Really? We better go see if we can find some cake.
32:16Look at that table right there.
32:20Everything okay?
32:26Oh, yeah, just a long car ride.
32:29Come on, then.
32:32Dog?
32:33Oh, hon.
32:43Hey, don't.
32:51It's good to have you home.
32:58That's it.
32:59Okay, activate those glutes. Squeeze at the top.
33:02I want to see it.
33:03Nice, good.
33:05Great class, everybody.
33:08Don't forget to stretch.
33:10See you next week.
33:13Ali?
33:14Oh, hey, Bruce.
33:17What are you doing here?
33:19Same as everyone else.
33:22Trying to turn my ass into a lethal weapon.
33:27I'm not stopping you if that's what you're worried about.
33:30No, of course.
33:32I've been staying with Andy.
33:34He had a couple of visitor passes.
33:36Hope that's not weird.
33:39You look good.
33:41Healthy.
33:42You mean, uh, not, uh...
33:47I guess the move's been good for me.
33:49I've been spending more time with Andy.
33:51I've actually been playing some gigs again.
33:53Oh, yeah?
33:54Yeah.
33:55At the tap.
33:56It's mostly just drunk locals talking over my songs.
34:01Heavy.
34:02Hey, you're out there doing your thing, playing music.
34:04Somewhere other than my lawn.
34:06Oh.
34:07Damn.
34:07You went there.
34:09Honestly, I kind of miss it.
34:11I bet you do.
34:12I bet your wife does, too.
34:15I don't know.
34:15Maybe I should come back and take requests.
34:21Sorry, dad duty.
34:23It's good to see you.
34:25Maybe I'll swing by the tap sometime.
34:27Cool.
34:29See you in ass class.
34:31See you in ass class.
34:46Oh, my God.
34:47I misjudged you, my friend.
34:49Yeah, I get that a lot.
34:50This tourist has balls!
34:53Yes!
34:53I love it!
34:55Okay.
34:56So, what happens now?
34:58Um...
35:00Give me a minute.
35:14What?
35:15You look really nice.
35:17That's cause you're taking me to dinner after this.
35:20No.
35:24Okay.
35:25Okay.
35:26It'll take my people, uh...
35:28a few hours to authenticate.
35:31In the meantime...
35:33I see your dress to celebrate.
35:35So, let's...
35:36Celebrate!
35:40Don't stop the music!
35:44Don't stop the music!
35:45I could feel another video!
35:47Don't stop the music!
35:55Don't stop the music!
35:59I could feel another video!
36:00I don't know!
36:01What if?
36:05What if?
36:06Oh!
36:07Yay!
36:08Woo-hoo!
36:09Here we go.
36:15Of course.
36:18Right on the table.
36:27Woo!
36:30Oh, um, maybe later.
36:34I thought you Ivy League types loved the nose candy.
36:37Yeah.
36:42Hey, what about you, beautiful?
36:43You in?
36:46Sure.
36:56What?
36:57We're celebrating, right?
36:58I guess so.
37:02Give it!
37:02Give it!
37:03Give it!
37:03Give it!
37:04Give it!
37:05Oh!
37:07Oh!
37:08Yeah, good.
37:09Yes, indeed.
37:11I think I need to dance.
37:14Sorry.
37:19What a place.
37:20It's nice, huh?
37:23I'd love to come here, too.
37:26Huh.
37:28Yeah!
37:29I love it!
37:31Oh!
37:36Oh!
37:37Thanks.
37:42Hey, so you and the girl.
37:44Oh!
37:45Uh, no, we, we, we keep it professional.
37:48Ah, okay.
37:50That's probably for the best.
37:52I mean, you're a very handsome man, but maybe too old for some rides.
37:56Ha!
37:57Whatever you say.
38:02You want another bump?
38:04Oh, no, I'm good.
38:06It could always be better, though.
38:09Yeah.
38:11Woo!
38:13Oh!
38:15It's so good.
38:17Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, uh...
38:20Yeah.
38:22Woo!
38:30Woo!
38:31Woo!
38:32Woo!
38:33Woo!
38:34Woo!
38:34Hey!
38:36Looks like you needed a break.
38:38Oh, okay.
38:38Was it that obvious?
38:43Maybe I just know you better than you think.
38:46Yeah, maybe.
38:48Come on.
38:49Dance with me.
38:50Oh, I'm not much of a dancer.
38:52Well, a few weeks ago you were much of a thief.
38:55Maybe you're a good dancer.
38:56You just don't know yet.
38:57Mmm, okay.
39:17Hey, okay.
39:19See, you got some moves.
39:21Yeah, I think that's pretty much the drugs talking.
39:23Oh.
39:25Don't be sad, Coop.
39:28What are you talking about? I'm not sad.
39:30You're always sad.
39:33I see it.
39:34Behind your eyes.
39:49Hey, I'm gonna get another, uh, drink.
39:52Hey, do you want anything else?
39:53Uh, I'm just gonna stick with the bubbles.
39:55Okay. Yeah, I'll be right back.
39:57Now we're hungry
39:59Oh, as you're flying
40:01Come when you're real at our sky
40:04You know my team is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
40:14oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:16Elena!
40:19Hi!
40:21I started to worry you'd forgotten about me.
40:25Of course not.
40:26The whole reason we're here.
40:28I suppose I am.
40:29Yeah.
40:30But I'm thinking that maybe you and I are also here
40:33for a different reason.
40:37Oh, yeah?
40:38What's that?
40:39Let me show you.
40:42Oh, no.
40:51Easy, Chuck.
40:52Easy.
40:54Hey, hey.
40:55Easy is for kids.
40:57Guapa. I prefer harp.
41:03Hey!
41:05Hey! Hey! Hey!
41:06Everybody okay here, Gus?
41:08Yeah, we just had a private moment.
41:10You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
41:12You sure?
41:13I got it.
41:14Okay.
41:15Asked and answered, old man.
41:16I think, uh, maybe we should all just go back upstairs.
41:20Jesus Christ.
41:20Oh!
41:21Oh!
41:22Ow!
41:24God damn it.
41:29Fuck, you look on me good.
41:30Okay, let's take a deep breath.
41:32Hey!
41:36Come on!
41:42Stop squirming!
41:44You're drowning me!
41:45Ow!
41:46Okay, don't rub them.
41:47It's only gonna make it worse.
41:48Oh!
41:49Oh!
41:51Is that better?
41:53Yeah, a little, I guess.
41:54I don't know.
41:54What the fuck were you thinking?
41:56Huh?
41:57You're welcome.
41:58I had him under control.
42:00Well, it didn't look like that to me.
42:01Do you know how many times I've had a guy press his dick up against me in a place like
42:04that?
42:05No, you don't.
42:06Of course not.
42:06Because you're a man.
42:07Look, I was trying to help you.
42:08Okay, do me a favor.
42:09The next time you try to defend me, how about you wait until after we get paid?
42:13What?
42:13That's what you're mad at?
42:14Are you kidding me?
42:15It's not that big a deal.
42:16We can steal something else.
42:17I needed that money!
42:22You know what?
42:24You're just a rich guy who lost his money, and now you think you're fucked, but you have
42:28no idea.
42:29You've never gone hungry.
42:31Your kids will never go hungry.
42:33You just want what they took from you because all you know how to be is rich.
42:36Elena...
42:37You have no idea what real struggle is, Coop.
42:40The shit that you complain about...
42:44Most people would...
42:45They would kill for it.
42:47I'll make it up to you.
42:49Yeah, you fucking better.
42:52You're really just gonna leave me here?
42:54I really am.
42:55Well, I forgive you...
42:58For the mace.
43:00Fuck you.
43:01It was pepper spray.
43:23It was pepper spray.
43:24This was ice cream.
43:24Come on.
43:25I'm still hungry.
43:27You can come in.
43:28You be hungry.
43:29I'm not hungry.
43:35You're hungry.
43:37You're hungry.
43:54Sam being away left me with a choice.
43:57I could drink too much scotch and fall asleep watching the Criterion Collection in my house.
44:06Or, I could go make some money in hers.
44:56This one is for a special location.
44:59Criterion.
45:32I could go.
45:52I could go.
45:55Let's go.
46:25Let's go.
47:08Let's go.
47:35Let's go.
48:04Let's go.
48:05Let's go.
48:36Let's go.
49:05Let's go.
49:22Let's go.
49:34Let's go.
49:38Let's go.
49:47Let's go.
49:49Let's go.
49:51Let's go.
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