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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04What's up, dude?
00:05I don't know. I just kind of like bend it up.
00:11Did he just break a window?
00:14Oh, ma!
00:16I'm sorry.
00:18Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:25At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:33Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38And if you're watching at just the right moment.
00:42Oh, God!
00:46What the hell?
00:47You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:51When I told her to clean her room, I was definitely expecting some pushback.
00:55Been across that street.
00:57At any.
00:59Come join.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:06The Neighborhood Watch.
01:08You are currently being recorded.
01:11It's cool.
01:14No!
01:15Lock it.
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01:55Are you okay?
01:57Are you okay?
01:59Are you okay?
02:26This little girl has to explain why she can't come out to play.
02:30On this day I was actually prepping for a colonoscopy I was going to have and I wanted to be
02:35able to help prep Emma to let her know what was going on at a six-year-old level.
02:40So I was like, hey Emma, I'm about to drink this drink and it's going to clean my insides out
02:44so they can take a picture of me tomorrow.
02:46But I need you here because I need you to be my big helper today.
02:49Of course, the minute the prep hits, the doorbell rings.
02:52Cue Emma!
02:55What's camera action?
02:56Yeah.
02:58Whenever I'm at home, she's going to poop like crazy, okay?
03:02No, I'm not. Stop. It's not funny.
03:05When I was sitting in the bathroom, I can hear the voices but can't quite make out what's being said.
03:12But I can hear that her tone of voice almost sounds like she's serious.
03:16She has to get surgery when it's over. It's not funny at all.
03:21I was being protective because she's my mom and I care about her.
03:25I was at work. We get the notifications when someone shows up at the door.
03:30I just so happened to look at the camera and I was able to see the interaction of the video
03:35live and started laughing quite a lot at work.
03:41My wife texted me and she's like, you have to watch the doorbell video.
03:45I was like, uh oh. Like, what am I about to view here?
03:50Okay, she already started.
03:52She started already. Oh, it's bad.
03:55Honestly, when she said that, it was 100% her. That's just her personality.
04:01I always like to say, kids will say what we're really thinking. Like, adults don't say that stuff, but I'm
04:08like, you're right.
04:09So you can't play? Well, I can ask.
04:13She comes right upstairs to tell me that the neighbor boys are here. I want to go play.
04:17And so I was like, honestly, if you really want to go play now, you can.
04:20We did get a text message from the mom, you know, saying that, hey, boys were talking about some conversation
04:28they had with Emma about poop.
04:30But at that point in time, I'd already had the video, so I went ahead and sent it to her.
04:34She thought it was hilarious. I thought, you know what, maybe it's too much, but I'm going to post it
04:38on the socials and see what happens.
04:40It went crazy.
04:42She started already. Oh, it's bad.
04:45I'm actually a nurse. So when my members are going through this, I actually will send them the video as
04:52kind of a lighthearted, make you feel better about the prep and stuff.
04:57She's going to poop like crazy. Okay.
05:01I have honestly been showing it to everybody since.
05:05What?
05:14Oh, God.
05:16Sorry.
05:18Oh, God.
05:19That really hurts.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:23Hey, Daddy.
05:24Oh, God.
05:31Oh, God.
05:34Hello.
05:37Hello.
05:38Can you please open the door?
05:40I'm a trick-or-treater.
05:44What?
05:45It's funny.
05:46Look in the spirits that haunt this house. Hurry and leave a message before it's too late.
05:54Whoa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:59That was really cool.
06:02That was really cool, but can you please open the door?
06:05Okay.
06:06Oh, man.
06:07We're just sending a message because the doorbell sent us to voicemail.
06:23This boy is about to fall for a practical joke.
06:40This girl has just finished cleaning her cat's litter box.
06:53This family is on their way to a gender reveal party.
06:59No!
07:04Yes, I get the puppy up here.
07:07No, Connor! No! You're not allowed up there!
07:12But Mom said that.
07:15Mom! Did you say Connor can go up on my bed?
07:21Yes, I'm waiting for that.
07:24Okay.
07:27Ow!
07:29Connor just ruined my bed!
07:38I'm moving away! No one loves me in the house!
07:42I have three children.
07:44Joey is my middle child. She's six years old.
07:47And then I have Michael. He's my oldest. He's nine.
07:50And then we have little Judah at home. She's one.
07:53When Joey found out that she was going to be a big sister,
07:57I don't think that she realized that the baby was actually going to stay there the whole time.
08:02So having to share Mommy took a bit of adjusting, too.
08:06I felt like no one was paying attention to me.
08:11Everyone's in the house. Michael was putting away the dishes.
08:14And Joey was supposed to be upstairs cleaning her room.
08:16I was definitely expecting some pushback.
08:18I didn't know it was going to be as extreme as her wanting to run away from home, though.
08:25Are you moving to Pama's house?
08:27No!
08:28To Pama's house.
08:30In Mexico!
08:31My mom lives about two blocks away from me, and they call her Pama.
08:36I buy them their own snacks so that they don't have to touch mine.
08:40But instead of going in the kitchen and grabbing her things, she grabbed my snacks.
08:45She grabbed my rice cakes and put them in her bag along with the juice.
08:49And she packed the dress as well.
08:51And she was all set to go to Mexico.
08:53I guess that's all you need.
08:55I was thinking to go to Mexico and get a hotel and eat some tacos.
09:02No, you can't. You can't go on a plane without this.
09:05It's not like every day you have to stop your sister from going to Mexico.
09:10I was not expecting her to move because all she does is just...
09:15Bark, but not, like, bite.
09:17I was watching the camera and I saw that she was just kind of standing there, like, in protest.
09:22And I'm like, girl, if you're going to Mexico, take me with you because I need a vacation.
09:28I didn't even feel the need to, like, really interject because Big Brother had it.
09:32It seems like he handled it well.
09:34Been across that street. Eddie!
09:38I was like, well, where did she get that from? Because we're not a military family.
09:42And apparently one of her favorite TV shows, they say that a lot.
09:46I guess she felt it was the appropriate response at the time.
09:50It's because that means bye.
09:53I was hoping someone was going to come and get me.
09:57I think eventually she came inside for a couple of reasons.
10:00Number one, it was cold.
10:02And I think she kind of realized, like, well, how am I going to make it to Mexico if I
10:05can't cross the street?
10:07I definitely knew that it was just kind of like a cry for attention.
10:11She did clean her room that night.
10:13But then we got to hang out for a little bit and have a little mommy and Joey time.
10:16So, Joey, do you still want to go to Mexico?
10:19No, I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:22No.
10:23Come across the street. Eddie!
10:29This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:44When you're worried about it, no, I stayed.
10:48I don't want to go to Mexico.
10:49I don't want to go to Mexico.
10:49I said that I am, because of Mexico is very muchので.
10:50You know what I do?
10:50I'm not going to have to go to Mexico.
10:50I'm not going to go to Mexico.
10:52We've got to go in Mexico.
10:52We've got to go in Mexico.
10:52We've got to go in Mexico.
10:53What do you need to go?
11:16Wait, let me try in the front.
11:18Okay.
11:19I'm gonna take off without me.
11:22Is your ass on it?
11:24Hold me, stomach.
11:33Here goes the fan.
11:35We're in trouble.
11:37I know we are.
11:39We got some mama.
11:40No, let's not tell her.
11:44This boy wants to show his friend his DIY Halloween costume.
12:07We're in trouble.
12:24We're in trouble.
12:39No, I'm gonna kill you.
12:46A camera catches a late night message.
12:49You're not gonna do anything, because you're in the Bahamas.
12:54When she sees this, she's certainly gonna have some comments.
12:58Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:23This girl recently got her driver's license.
13:26No, no, no, no, no.
13:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:11This young man has a message for his mom.
14:14all right mom you got me all right I'm busted what are you gonna do at the time
14:23I was probably in my mid-20s and my parents went to the Bahamas and I think
14:26they were going maybe a week when they left my mom asked me to watch her dog
14:30she loves her dog so much a lot more than me for sure I was definitely a
14:35little on edge about the camera she is constantly looking at a rain camera
14:40basically the whole week every time I'd left to go anywhere there was just to
14:44go get some breakfast whether it's running errand my mom would see me leave
14:47and instantly text me wonder where I was going how long I was gonna be back how
14:50was Reagan have you taken him out to pee she's never been like hey Tripp how are
14:55you is everything okay you know are you are you are you feeling all right no
14:58how's Reagan that's the number one question
15:01whoo you got these fancy rain cameras and you you got me on video okay Saturday
15:10night me and some friends we're in town just you know out to dinner and then
15:14maybe somewhere for drinks after that so when I got back that night a little
15:19later than usual and I saw the camera light up I knew instantly I said all right
15:23I'm getting ready to get a text here in about five minutes
15:34transfusions are my go-to drink but transfusion is vodka ginger ale and then
15:39just a splash of grape juice that probably had four or five transfusions that night
15:43you really don't need many transfusions will do that to you I know I know you're
15:49sitting there and your fancy chair of the the Nassau Bahamas and you oh we got
15:54him now Mike we got him now Mikey oh we got him so the wrath of my mom is like
16:01no
16:01other if you've got her coming for you you you don't know what you're in for in
16:06my opinion I'll tell you one thing mom you ain't you ain't as clever as you think
16:11all right because you ain't got me because I'm gonna get in this house and
16:17I'm gonna put the air on 62 my mom and I bicker about air conditioning if you touch
16:23your AC I mean you might as well slash the tires on her car because that's
16:27about as bad as it gets with her you're not gonna do anything because you're in
16:32the behind miss actually really truthfully did not just a thermostat I think it
16:36was both out of respect and out of fear I kind of thought I ended with the last
16:40laugh and then woke up with her having the last laugh was saying look here's a
16:45video of you and I put it on Facebook you got me now obviously anytime I walk
16:50into a ring camera I'm like a little more self-conscious I'm like oh don't say
16:53anything you don't repeat it I'm busted
17:22this boy is about to get the shock of his life
17:44a camera records teens moving a ping-pong table
17:52you
18:02you
18:06I
18:07you
18:12you
18:13you
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18:19This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:53This boy is visiting a neighbor.
18:56Smith?
18:58Oh, um, do you want some eggs?
19:01We're not home, sweetheart.
19:03We're out, so I'll come and see you later on, okay?
19:08Um, just so you know, uh, these eggs came out of chicken butt, so just wash them before you eat
19:17them.
19:17Okay?
19:18Yeah, just leave them on the chair right there, okay?
19:22Okay, I will.
19:30That's just disgusting.
19:42What's up?
19:47Oh my god!
19:48Did you see a cat?
19:51Yeah.
20:10Papi!
20:12Papi!
20:14Mami!
20:27Santa just brought this girl a new bike.
20:32Like it?
20:33Yeah.
20:37So long, sucker.
20:44Yay.
20:50Yay.
20:57Yay.
21:06A father catches his son eating chocolate.
21:10Put it on the counter, Logan.
21:13Logan.
21:15One.
21:16Two.
21:18Put it on the counter.
21:29Go sit on the counter.
21:32Go sit on the counter.
21:33Go sit on the counter.
21:34Go sit on the counter.
21:34Go sit on the counter.
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