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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that out and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Do it again.
01:56Do it again.
01:58Do it again.
02:06Do it again.
02:09Do it again.
02:10Do it.
02:19Save the tree.
02:41This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24A man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool.
03:29We do have issues with wasps and bees and hornets.
03:33I generally remove the hornet's nests with a garden hose.
03:37If you soak them enough, they tend to fall apart.
03:39Since the nests are basically paper, and by the next day everything's fine, they've really
03:45never bothered us.
03:46But they were never invited to our barbecues, for sure.
03:51We were sitting in our hot tub, and we noticed a large nest in the woods behind our house.
03:55I soaked the nest.
03:57The next day when we got up, we noticed that the hornets were rebuilding the nest.
04:02I was kind of annoyed, like, I pay the property taxes, not them.
04:07There was so little left, he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose.
04:11Just get the pool skimmer and knock that little bit down.
04:14And that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized.
04:22As soon as I hit the nest, I realized I had made a mistake.
04:27I heard the buzzing, and I saw a cloud of hornets coming at me.
04:31The nest hanging in a tree, now I know, tells you.
04:34They actually are wasps, but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets.
04:44I did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone,
04:51so that the rest of the nest can follow them.
04:53So as I ran around the pool, the whole nest was following me.
04:56Jump in the water, jump in the water, jump in the water!
05:00My first thought was, oh my god, I hope he's not going in the house, but then it's a matter
05:05of how long can you hold your breath, because they were waiting for him.
05:08Oh!
05:09I'm just not going to go away.
05:12My lungs were empty of oxygen, so I had to come up, and I didn't realize that they were
05:17going to still come back at me.
05:18I was trying hard not to laugh, but I couldn't, so I had to cover my face and do this.
05:25Did you get stunk?
05:26Oh, .
05:27Stunned a bunch of times.
05:28Oh, Jesus.
05:29Stay in the water.
05:30.
05:31They do mark a person, because the entire time I was standing there,
05:35they never bothered me at all.
05:37Nothing's happening, it's quiet, I don't see anything.
05:41They must have got stuck under my shirt, because I was still getting stung when I was on the
05:46water.
05:47.
05:49I was stung probably five or six times.
05:52Could have been a lot worse.
05:53If we didn't have the pool, I don't know what I would have done.
05:56You would have no escape.
05:57It would have been terrible.
05:57Yeah.
05:59The next day, they were still continuing to build the nest, so we called the exterminator,
06:03and we watched from inside the house.
06:05.
06:06The hornets have not come back, but what I did was not a good idea, and I'm never
06:11going to do it again.
06:12From now on, we call the exterminator.
06:15.
06:19This couple is trying out their new lawnmower.
06:24.
06:35A bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:40.
06:51.
07:15This family has just discovered an uninvited guest.
07:19.
07:19What do we do?
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07:59This man's wife is trying to be helpful.
08:03Okay, one, three.
08:09Okay, let it go, let it go.
08:13Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it
08:20go, I do, I'm going
08:29to put it in the mirror.
08:35A boy has a proposal for his girlfriend.
08:39To me, prom is very important.
08:41It's the one thing as a little girl you're waiting your whole life to do.
08:45So to have a handsome date and have the promposal, have the pretty dress, it's all part of the
08:51whole experience.
08:52I'd kind of been like hinting at him to ask me, so I was kind of getting a little impatient.
08:57I start looking at Pinterest for, like, ideas, and then I'm just sitting in my living room
09:02and I see my brother's, like, huge shark head.
09:07Ever since Carly was little, I think she found her love of sharks after reading some books.
09:12We always go to the aquarium, we always see the sharks.
09:15They're really not as harmful as you think.
09:17They're just so cool and fascinating.
09:20Any chance she gets, like, she's talking about sharks.
09:22And I was like, well, it'd be pretty funny if I just, like, show up to her house in a
09:25shark mask or so, you know.
09:27It was really spontaneous.
09:29I just built up the courage, made the sign, grabbed the shark head, and I was like, let's
09:33do it.
09:34Let's go.
09:34Let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me, and I just see this guy, like, set a package down and,
09:47like, take a picture, and I'm just like, perfect.
09:50Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot, but, I mean, you just saw a dude in a shark mask standing
09:56there with a sign and did not say a word.
09:58He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry, man, that was crazy timing.
10:07Even now, the memory makes me giggle and laugh.
10:10And then knowing that he did it for Carly made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression I was not getting a proposal.
10:20Then I just hear laughter, and I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:26Oh, my God.
10:28Are you crying?
10:30She's crying.
10:31She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready, putting on my cute outfit, grabbing my phone so I
10:38could take pictures, because obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees.
10:43I have this huge shark head on.
10:45I was sweating bad, and I couldn't see.
10:47It felt like a lifetime.
10:48I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in before we clocked out, before
10:54she actually came out.
10:56It's all over, hurry up.
10:57I know.
10:58Let's go up.
10:59You can get fresh afterwards.
11:01When I saw the shark head and the shark-related sign, I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out they didn't, you know, keep it recording, so that way they
11:11could see her come out and us take pictures, just the whole idea, but her reaction was
11:16worth it.
11:16I think she was really happy.
11:18I was just over the moon.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it.
11:24Like, we could have had him in the pictures, you know?
11:25Like, all three of us, he could be the fourth on the couch, but he decided that he had places
11:30to be, so.
11:32The shark did not make an appearance at prom.
11:34But it was the talk.
11:35We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:39Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments, but it makes me laugh, so it's one of
11:44the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know, you got to go the extra mile.
11:53A bat has invaded this house.
12:21Get up, like, I am not, I can't do this.
12:24I don't like that.
12:25Where is it?
12:26Where is it?
12:27I don't like it.
12:29Where is it?
12:31It's talking to me, girl.
12:32I don't know, it's lying at me.
12:36I'm going, Larry.
12:42I'm going, Larry.
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:50I saw something moving.
12:53I saw something moving.
12:54Oh, no.
12:55I'm tripping.
12:56Okay.
12:57Shut up.
12:59Are you scared of me?
13:01No, I'm not.
13:02Whatever.
13:03I have allergies.
13:04I have allergies.
13:06Babe, if it runs.
13:08Don't say, babe, that loud.
13:12Don't say, babe, that loud.
13:14That was scary.
13:16That was just, that was super loud.
13:29Did you see it?
13:30Yeah.
13:35A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:38Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
13:45I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:04This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like there's no propane in it.
14:13Oh, gosh.
14:14Andrew, turn it off.
14:18Come on.
14:31The wreath looks good.
14:34Oh, shit.
14:43I pulled the ring, you dick.
14:45I pulled the ring, you dick.
14:52This woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping.
14:58In terms of sleep talking, I have an REM behavior disorder.
15:02So I'm constantly, essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having.
15:0799% of the time, I don't remember anything that has gone on over the course of the night.
15:11The last time I had a full night's sleep was about 10 years ago when we first met.
15:16I often try to encourage shenanigans.
15:20I must admit that.
15:22True.
15:26It was Saturday or Sunday, and he was still very asleep, and he just started yapping,
15:33and I just went with it.
15:35All right, so we'll move on with the details here.
15:38I can't read it because for some reason I'm doing this with my eyes closed.
15:41He appeared to be on a phone call with a customer, and I think I was making his life a
15:47little difficult.
15:49All right, so first and foremost, will you be injured in any way?
15:52Yeah.
15:53I got a cricket in my neck.
15:56I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but I've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck.
16:01People are constantly trying to guess what I do for a living.
16:05At that time, I was, in fact, a claims adjuster in the insurance business.
16:09Doing these claims just sucks the life out of you.
16:13I won't say the company, but I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to
16:20say to customers on the phone in my daily job.
16:24Your supervisor is not going to enjoy your customer service.
16:28Yeah, remember we talked about the cricket?
16:31It's called a crick.
16:33It.
16:34Emma was showing immense amounts of empathy there in that.
16:38Oh, it's hard.
16:39Is that the cricket hurting you again?
16:42Ma'am, I think you should probably seek treatment for this cricket.
16:46It's not natural to have a creature living inside you.
16:50I mean, unless it's a baby, of course.
16:53In my sleep, it's, you know, all bets are off.
16:56I can say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
17:00Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
17:08He farts all the time during the day, and it's shocking and disturbing as a proper lady.
17:16In my defense, I mean, I'm asleep.
17:19I'm not in control of it, so.
17:22Okay, I apologize for that.
17:24I'm back.
17:24He's a big goofball, and I love that about him.
17:27The sleep talking, I think, definitely has brought us closer together just because we can giggle about his antics.
17:33I need you to take it for your time.
17:34Good night, and God bless America.
17:39A man in Mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life.
18:06A woman gets distracted while helping her husband.
18:22Dinner is over at this house in Wisconsin.
18:25Okay, tell the story of some of this stuff, guys.
18:32Maya, are you okay?
18:55Did you do it, too?
18:57Oh, yeah.
18:58Holy s***.
19:02Love you, too.
19:04Hi, baby.
19:07Oh, you're okay?
19:09Oh, no.
19:11Oh.
19:12Honey.
19:14It went straight up in the air, and then hit me in the head.
19:17Oh, honey.
19:19Oh.
19:20Oh.
19:26I'm going to make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect.
19:29I'm going to park down here.
19:33Mom.
19:34Can you help me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Help carry some of this stuff, guys.
19:42Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:49Maya, are you okay?
19:51Oh, my gosh.
19:52Oh, my gosh.
19:52Best life.
19:54We got that out of video.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Yeah.
19:59This woman's husband is trying to fix the doorbell.
20:04You didn't talk the s*** breaker off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:09That was Daddy getting shocked.
20:19This couple has just finished hanging their Christmas lights.
20:48This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
20:51This man is hanging around the ground.
20:55Why?
20:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:07Oh.
21:08No.
21:14Oh.
21:16Oh.
21:33You
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