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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 3
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00:07You
00:16Wake up birthday girl
00:18I've got a surprise
00:24You
00:27Not much of a surprise. I've seen it before. I put a little ribbon on it
00:40S and M forever spider
00:48I'll put on your hand
00:50Come on
00:52It's great. Thank you
00:58By the way, I told everyone to dress and miss your cosplay tonight. Who's gonna want to be in the
01:03mood to party tonight?
01:06Guys in a coma
01:09Don't want you to stress about anything, okay?
01:16Today it's all about you, baby
01:20Probably should get going actually
01:25Oh, hey, one more thing one more thing one more thing. I don't have a party shit to do. Just
01:28wait one minute one minute
01:29See you at school
01:29Oh
01:44Nurturing the needs of fauna is my life's calling if the agricultural society would honor me with a vet science
01:49scholarship
01:49It would allow me to channel my energy into mastering all things animal good
01:54Really good. Do you think you could well up a bit? I just think a single tear would be
02:00How would I cry? Just add a little sauce to that
02:05What up people this is homeroom get your grubby hands off that
02:10Queenie gave it to me got some good shit
02:13The graduation video needs different perspectives to accurately represent the student body
02:17without
02:18nudity
02:20obscenity
02:20and
02:23defamation of the school
02:25for the most part
02:26Let's take it from the top and Queenie
02:29This time I want you to think about that little bug with the broken leg we found yesterday
02:35Feel it
02:39Action
02:39Are you sure you're done with acting?
02:41Cut
02:41Too many interruptions. Let's respect the process, babe
02:44It's okay. I don't want it to sound overly rehearsed anyway
02:47Fair enough
02:47Well, is this them checking your life of good character or whatever?
02:54People of good character don't put people in a coma
02:56I know
02:58That what happened was
03:03Shit
03:03But if you like think about it
03:06It's like
03:08Not our fault
03:10It was a freak accident
03:12So let's not think about it
03:15Queenie
03:17You are going to smash this
03:20And we are going to celebrate your scholarship tonight at Missy's
03:25Um, what are you still doing here? Your audition?
03:29Oh, yeah
03:29About that
03:31I
03:31I'm just not sure that's my vibe anymore
03:35What does that even mean?
03:36If I don't need drama for pre-reqs, can I drop out of showcase?
03:40Absolutely not
03:41Well, just because you're willing to let yourself down doesn't mean you can do the same to Spencer and Zoe
03:46Still need the marks for the HSC, right?
03:47Yeah, exactly
03:49What? This isn't you?
03:51Giving up on your dreams like this?
03:54What's going on?
03:57Dreams die everyday, miss
03:59You need to be so dramatic
04:11Sorry about this
04:12I pay people what I owe them
04:14It's not your fault we have to shut up early
04:15You're definitely not reopening
04:17Not while WorkWatch are investigating
04:19They've got to talk to all the staff
04:21Do a report
04:22Could take ages
04:23Insurance will keep us afloat though
04:24If they ever answer their damn phone
04:27Can't stay away from me, Harper
04:28Hey, no time for flirting
04:30Freezers need cleaning out
04:31I can multitask, thank you
04:33I'm actually a master at it
04:34You're a bullshit artist is what you are
04:37I can stay in hell
04:38I can't pay you
04:39All good
04:42Chuck an apron on
04:43Chuck an apron on
04:44Yeah
04:45Yes, on here
04:48Um, yeah
04:50That's Jackie for thanks
04:52She hates charity but
04:54At this point we kind of need it
05:00Clancy's in hospital and they're closed indefinitely
05:03Because of what one of us did
05:06Nah, like we were all in on the prank
05:08Who would go rogue like that?
05:10We were the only ones anywhere near the control booth
05:13Ride doesn't just turn on by itself
05:15Yeah, but you're going off one showy's word
05:18Like, I don't know, I just can't believe that it could be any of us
05:23You know?
05:24I just wish I hadn't agreed to it
05:28Hey, the carnival's getting a payout
05:30And we're all getting to graduate
05:32So let's just focus on exams
05:34And turn that frown upside down
05:37No
05:38Down
05:39No!
05:40Down, yeah
05:47Hi
05:50You're Harper McClain
05:52Yeah
05:53We're from Workwatch
05:54We were hoping to ask you a few questions
05:55About the accident that happened at Wilder's Carnival
06:01Happy birthday
06:04Thank you
06:05I'm actually on a special diet for training
06:07I'm sorry, I should have said something
06:09Oh, no
06:11More for me, I guess
06:15So, uh, what happens next year?
06:18Oh, you get drafted
06:20Spider gonna be your wag
06:22Um
06:24Hey, did you hear about that guy from the carnival?
06:28It's pretty messed up, eh?
06:30Oh
06:32I should be grateful I got off lightly
06:35I'd be more grateful if I was on a plane, but
06:38I'm so sorry
06:41Huh
06:42Why, what do you have to be sorry for?
06:44I chose to climb it
06:45Yeah, but I told you to meet us there
06:48You wouldn't have gotten hurt if I...
06:50I wanted to come
06:54Why didn't you identify yourself as an employee?
06:57Don't know, I must have forgot
06:59Were you fully trained in the end of shift procedure?
07:01To return and log all key sets each night?
07:03Yeah
07:04But you didn't return your set on the night of the incident
07:06Why?
07:07Because no one does
07:09We all take them home and then return them at the end of the week
07:15Oh, sorry, don't mind Darude
07:16What a cute little guy
07:18Oh, you wanna hold him? He's fully house trained
07:20Almost a little too affectionate, like a feathered dog
07:23Um, as Bobo?
07:26Yo, alright
07:28So, the keys
07:29The keys don't matter, it's not like the place is a fortress
07:33Have there been break-ins?
07:36Hold on, I never said that
07:38You implied
07:39No, I meant that there could be, not that there was
07:41So, security is lax
07:43No, I didn't...
07:45They keep an eye on the place, but the caravans are right there
07:48Clancy even sleeps with the rides when he's had a few too many at knock-off
07:53So, if you wanted to break in, how would you go about it?
07:56I wouldn't
07:57But you said
07:57I meant
07:59That anyone could
08:02I mean, you've seen those fences, it's not like they'd be hard to jump
08:06Are we done here?
08:07Sorry, we've just got a lot on
08:08We've got study to do, a party to get ready for, you know, so
08:19Sure
08:21Thanks for your time
08:27Thank you
08:54Thank you
08:57Not on the track
08:58Not on the track
08:58Oh, it's just like the argument that you laid out on your paper and imported such warm blood semen
09:02Exactly
09:03You've done your research
09:04Well, I mean, my personal favourite is Parlab
09:08A very famous horse from New Zealand
09:11Anyway, as much as I like to stand around and talk sperm all day, why don't we start the tour?
09:16Marvellous
09:17After you
09:17Yeah
09:19Okay
09:20I'm going to go
09:20I'm going to go
09:21I'm going to go
09:24I'm going to go
09:25We're very proud of the ship
09:27The ship
09:29So, yes, here we are, Quinny's sensory room
09:33I really wanted to create a place that I could go when the world got too much
09:36Somewhere where I could escape and really make sure that I
09:39This coochie wet, baby, you ain't gotta use my feet
09:41No
09:42No
09:42No
09:42No
09:45No
09:46No
09:46No
09:46No
09:47No
09:47No
09:47No
09:50No
09:50No
09:54No
09:56No
09:58No
09:59No
09:59No
09:59No
09:59No
09:59No
09:59No
10:01No
10:03No
10:03You guys seen Missy?
10:05No
10:06She's probably getting her rate on New Velvet Thrones just dropped
10:10This one has just dropped on Unicorn
10:12No, spoilers
10:13Maybe you should spend a bit more time actually trying to get some instead of just reading about it, dude
10:18I can't exactly get this idiot
10:20Finally figured out the fairies aren't real, have ya?
10:23No
10:24And it's Girl and Girl which has an ally I fully support
10:27Well, the whole thing's lesbian
10:32what do you think a velvet throne is king missy loves it boy two girls just got caught
10:39muff diving in the sensory room well now you know where missy is
10:48i'm kidding oh yeah obviously
11:23oh hey you okay did you hear two girls just got caught rooting in this sensory room
11:32well i'm disappointed time under
11:41and sasha
11:44expected a lot more from you so
12:09you've both let yourselves down
12:15six can be a beautiful thing but if you're gonna do it at school not so beautiful
12:24congratulations sex school has graduated into a full-blown brothel taz has been renting out the
12:30sensory room as wait for it the root room whoa zoe got that from her accomplice check the membership
12:43yes
12:44bronze beast blowies
12:48silver centaur squirts golden gay time gags what the hell is a platinum pixie
12:56refer a friend with the code roottastic that's not mine i covered this notebook for you time mana
13:05okay is this the kind of school that punishes entrepreneurial minds having sex at school
13:10is a certain kind of stupid monetizing it is criminal who else is involved
13:16artie jennings and you're right nope no he's not it was just me not only have you sullied my sensory
13:23room but i am this close to getting that scholarship you might have just cost me my chance
13:32guess you'll have to suspend me then hey suspend no expel her then exorcise her wait no you can't do
13:40that
13:40what what that's exactly what she wants
13:48okay quinnie
13:52given that you and sasha worked so hard for that room
14:00what's your suggestion
14:08knock knock
14:12there she is
14:17looking good
14:20oh gosh that's low
14:22hey
14:26eat some of that
14:31that's lube
14:35oh
14:39gosh
14:47so is it true
14:49so is it true
14:49what quinnie said
14:51that you want to be sent home
14:54to who
14:56i'm here with you because no one else wants me
14:59that is so far from the truth taimana
15:03it's taz
15:05sorry taz i'm i'm still getting used to it
15:08mm-hmm
15:12i uh i'm a principal
15:16haven't been a parent before so i know i'm not getting everything right you know
15:23like asking you if you need an allowance you need money just just ask
15:34okay
15:35okay
15:35well
15:35oh gosh
15:39good luck see you later
15:53good luck
16:11Hey, I know you said you were busy, but I got two tickets for Tuesday night, just in case they're
16:17on the fridge.
16:19Hey, careful.
16:21No.
16:22Tuesday?
16:23Yeah, for showcase.
16:28My performance piece?
16:32Or maybe something in your schedule will get cancelled or whatever.
16:36Unlikely.
16:37I have to go to Kevin's parent-teacher interview.
16:39We need to talk about him.
16:41And your dad's shifts are set in stone.
16:43All your friends will be there.
16:44Plus, we'll come to the next one, okay?
16:49There's no next one.
16:53This is sick.
16:59Supposed to save my marks for the HSC.
17:05Won't matter when I'm in jail.
17:07I'm sure you did okay in the interview.
17:10Basically gave them a break in how to...
17:12It wasn't that bad.
17:14Also, they don't have any actual evidence of anything, you said.
17:16Yes.
17:18Clancy nearly died.
17:19They're not just going to stop digging.
17:21But what?
17:22There's nothing to find.
17:23Uh, hello?
17:24Any of the showies could have seen me there late.
17:27Or my car.
17:29And my little performance is probably going to make me prime suspect now.
17:36Okay.
17:38Okay, maybe you're right.
17:40Maybe one of our so-called mates did this.
17:42And so, when we get to Missy's party, we're going to figure out which one.
17:47You're not going down for this, Hobbs.
17:49That's cool.
17:51Oh, you didn't.
17:56I didn't see it.
18:01I didn't see it.
18:03I'm going to do it.
18:09You didn't see it.
18:11I'm going to do it.
18:13I'm looking down for you.
18:16I didn't see you.
18:16I'm looking out for you.
18:17mate's outfits they all decided to dress up as me a little ship but i love them you heard about
18:25this okay well zoe and felix are getting a place near uni i mean most of the rentals we looked
18:31at
18:31have been shitholes but at least i get to wake up next to that gorgeous specimen strong legs
18:37like a cassowary honey yeah you should get in on it move out with spider and get a place before
18:45oh nah next year's a fair way off anyway might have managed to stuff up all my plans before then
18:55oi no please don't touch it no there you go need anything else aren't you laurel yeah
19:04do you know what's up the birthday girl's ass
19:14i see that me in a tool belt nailing that wood
19:20maybe i've been looking at my future all wrong screw acting you're so good carpentry sounds hot
19:30yeah nah i'm not really sure i feel about it mom's all like it's a good enough job for jesus
19:37no uni right no just a four-year apprenticeship and peanuts
19:46zoe i just want to say i love you come again i did velvet thrones changed me i didn't write
19:55it
19:55it's got me really curious about like pegging you know hey every potential suspect is here
20:04we're playing a chill right we don't want to ruin mrs party why don't we even start
20:09it's okay we just need to figure out who had the opportunity to get in the doghouse and turn on
20:15the
20:15ride what's what's cheese doing here sound better in my head i mean he's one of macy's best mates
20:29that's malachi yep oh so you and darren like fully open oh yeah yeah man um just for like hookups
20:39and
20:39stuff yeah um took us a little while to get there but um we did yeah i had to get
20:45like real good at
20:46all that talking and listening and shit i mean you know still didn't listen to me when i told him
20:52not to do that stupid prank but yeah that's what i get for trying to impress a girl huh
20:59oh like i didn't mean i didn't hear yeah yeah you know you're all good yeah
21:06i was just sitting still around here just too much history
21:12oh like bro if you ever need to keep busy just come hang out at the bowler sorry
21:17people is that amory's new guy yeah um
21:39nice to finally get a bit of alone time thank you for helping set everything up
21:45so yeah yeah you know laurel slipped me 50 bucks so
21:51i'm your boyfriend it's all part of the gig
21:57are you kidding me
21:59i'm out of the country let me get some energy while i'm chilling on the beach i'm gonna count a
22:05couple g's
22:05let the server bring the sea double checking my expenses never messy always need never ever
22:09that's how a hot girl do it number one stunner i see girl with a cuban cash money mama that
22:15be
22:15dining in bahamas eating pettuccine pasta with the scallops and the lobsters
22:18oh
22:20oh
22:37predictable and derivative zero stars take that i gotta tell mom
22:44Mom!
22:54Piss off, Kevin!
22:58Oh, your mum let me in.
23:01What are you doing here?
23:03I got your address from school records.
23:05Oh, right.
23:06My auntie needs a better password.
23:08It's not safe.
23:09Join and back one, two, three.
23:11Uh-huh.
23:14Oh.
23:26Please tell me you are not studying.
23:28I'm on my fifth draft of an email to Neil.
23:30Your horse breeder guy?
23:31No, it decides my entire future guy.
23:35Okay, so I need to find the perfect balance between
23:38great to meet you, I'm totally normal by the way,
23:40please can we reschedule the interview
23:42and also sorry about the teen sex.
23:47I'm not sure how, but somehow you've nailed it.
23:51I'm not surprised.
23:54No, no, no.
23:55It was perfect.
23:57Jellyfish, I promise.
23:59Let's go forth and party.
24:04Party.
24:09Okay.
24:10I'm gonna get serious.
24:11This is perfect.
24:13Okay, this is the ride.
24:14These are our suspects.
24:16Get your tickets to ride.
24:17Okay, guys, guys, guys, stop asking.
24:19There's no way Darren and Quinny, whatever.
24:25Wait, there's a huge generator right there.
24:28Relevant how?
24:29Well, someone could have doubled back by it to the booth
24:31without us seeing.
24:42Them.
24:44Which one?
24:45Spider was really pissed at Malachi when he took his place.
24:48Can I fucking say that again?
24:49Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
24:52Please.
24:53Still 10% dickhead in there.
24:57Yeah.
25:01You know you can't avoid Woodsy forever.
25:04Yeah, but I can delay the inevitable birds and birds chat.
25:10Well, you know, it could be worse.
25:13Worse than losing your vice-captaincy.
25:20So, how are we gonna get even?
25:25Against Quinny?
25:26It's her fault.
25:28No, it's really not.
25:31We did this to ourselves.
25:34We all did it to each other.
25:38Oh.
25:40Whose birthday is?
25:41No, that's Missy's.
25:43She's having a party tonight, but I'm not gonna go.
25:48Who is?
25:51Everyone.
25:52Everyone.
25:54Then so should we.
25:58Why are you playing today?
26:00Why you weren't so strange?
26:01Why you weren't designing, but you don't say my name.
26:03They were gonna be the gods.
26:05They were gonna be the gods.
26:06Oh!
26:13You're afraid she's done with the day, aren't you?
26:16Let me rack off, Darren.
26:19Mmm.
26:20A bi-con like Missy?
26:22She would have her pick.
26:24She's not just suddenly over men.
26:27Not all men.
26:28Could just be you.
26:35Oh, you were actually worried about this, aren't you?
26:37What?
26:38No, I'm...
26:43Maybe.
26:43Maybe.
26:47Maybe you should try opening your relationship.
26:51For a night.
26:53Like a whole pass.
26:55See if she picks.
26:56Feel your fall.
26:59A chick with a child?
27:00No.
27:02Do one.
27:04A stallion.
27:04Yeah.
27:05That...
27:06Quinny's horseshit is really rubbing off on me.
27:10What?
27:11Nothing.
27:12Anyway.
27:13At least, that way...
27:15We'll get your answer.
27:20Great.
27:23Why so blue, blondie?
27:25What?
27:26Everything okay?
27:28Yeah.
27:29It's a party!
27:31Improve it.
27:33Be a pong.
27:42Hey.
27:43Drink.
27:45I'm good.
27:46I'm good.
27:46I'm good.
27:47I'm good.
27:48Since when was he a chill loser?
27:51Hey, you seem a little off.
27:53Anything you want to get off your chest?
27:55Nothing with you two.
27:57That'll be that 10% dickhead.
28:00Fine, but when we repress our truth, it never stays hidden for long.
28:04What makes you say that?
28:06I have sense for these things.
28:13Do you think that Missy is repressing her truth?
28:18Why?
28:19Do you?
28:21Oh, she's just been so weird the last few days.
28:25You mean like since the carnival?
28:28Yeah.
28:28Yeah.
28:28Yeah.
28:29I guess.
28:29Like maybe she's hiding something?
28:33I don't know.
28:34Maybe.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:55It's Malachi.
28:55Hi.
28:56Alright?
28:58Hi.
29:01And you are?
29:04My name's Noah.
29:07I'm Marie's boyfriend.
29:09Right.
29:10Yeah.
29:12It's nice to meet you, bro.
29:14Yeah, you too.
29:15Thanks, man.
29:16Cheers.
29:18Well, catch you later.
29:20Yeah, bro.
29:25It's a nice outfit, man.
29:28Oh, yeah.
29:32Sucks about your shoulder, by the way.
29:35Yeah.
29:35I broke my tube in fib once.
29:37Kills.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Nothing beats getting a sack whack in a scrum there.
29:41Yeah, man.
29:43Heh.
29:46Rugby?
29:47This was just a bad backflip, so...
29:50Nice.
29:51Nice.
29:51It's cool, man.
29:52I know.
29:54And Marie told me the whole story, so...
29:56She did?
29:58Yeah.
29:58It's her, uh...
29:59It's our thing.
30:01Um...
30:01No secrets.
30:03Just...
30:03She's been burnt before, so we just try to keep it, um...
30:08Not by you or anything.
30:09No, no, sorry.
30:10Um...
30:11I mean, I know about all that, um...
30:13Stuff.
30:15Um...
30:17So, Geneva.
30:18I haven't been there since a snowboarding trip when I was nine.
30:22It was really good.
30:23It was really cool.
30:25Um...
30:26Do you like sports or anything?
30:28Uh...
30:28Not really.
30:29No?
30:30Yeah.
30:32Um...
30:32I don't really like beer, but...
30:35Just drink it anyways.
30:40Yeah, just...
30:41Just be cool.
30:43Cool?
30:43Yeah.
30:53I'm gonna go.
30:54Okay.
30:59Didn't think you'd come.
31:01Yeah, what, and...
31:03They sound I'm watching you lot get drunk and make dicks of yourselves.
31:08You're just...
31:09Not.
31:13I...
31:14I...
31:19Are you on the guest list?
31:22Damn.
31:23Should've got you security for the root room.
31:29Um...
31:30Curious.
31:32Did you shut us down cause you're jealous?
31:35Hey, no...
31:35No judgement.
31:37I'd be a knack too if...
31:39Everyone else was getting some but me.
31:43You know whatever level of trauma you have doesn't justify you acting out in such desperate players for attention.
32:06No.
32:07Come on.
32:07Please reply.
32:08Please reply.
32:09Please reply.
32:09Hey, I think we should probably do this now.
32:16Ah...
32:17My boyfriend and my ex having a casual chat.
32:20Not bad for me.
32:22Aw, look at them, they're becoming friends.
32:26Hopefully it's just friends this time.
32:28I do not need any more plot twists today.
32:32Hey, my guys!
32:34Uh, I'm just gonna take...
32:36Get on our way here.
32:38Ow.
32:42That is the most just Ken dude I've ever...
32:45Why does she let him walk around unsupervised?
32:48Yeah, we have more pressing things to sort out.
32:52Oh, what are you two up to?
32:54How did that happen?
32:54I don't know, I just thought I'd rip the bandaid off.
32:57Are you cooked? Always leave the bandaid on. Everyone knows that.
33:00Oh, wouldn't Amory have seen someone turn back?
33:01She was pretty focused on the ride.
33:03Right, but who would even have a reason to do that?
33:06Also, you never mentioned the guy was a black belt in absolute silence.
33:09Duh, his whole MO was randomly shutting me up.
33:11Meanwhile, um, super subtle use of the signal.
33:13What?
33:13Yeah, sorry, I didn't know what else to do.
33:15Wait, wait, let me finish.
33:16Oh, that is bad.
33:18Harper, what did you say?
33:20You did this to me.
33:21Malakai, please don't.
33:22You fucked up my shoulder!
33:24Whoa!
33:25Hammond Harper found out the old fella didn't do it.
33:27One of us had to turn it all on.
33:28Hey, well, don't do this here, bros.
33:30I didn't do it.
33:31Who else even would?
33:33Turned on what?
33:35Um, the...
33:37Uh, did the sprinklers...
33:39Someone turned on the sprinklers and Malakai got...
33:43What?
33:44He slipped right over.
33:46Yep.
33:47Right.
33:49What do you have here?
34:09I got you.
34:11It had to be me.
34:12Not necessarily.
34:13Of course it was.
34:14Based on what?
34:15I don't know, the guy hates me and I embarrass the shit out of him.
34:17Oh, get over yourself.
34:19It wasn't me.
34:20Wait, are we still talking about a sprinkler?
34:22Yes!
34:24Maybe there were water restrictions or something?
34:26Get back in your box, Malakai.
34:27You don't even know what you're on about.
34:28Let's go, Felix.
34:29Could have been any one of us.
34:30Only two people walked past the blind spot and could have doubled back.
34:35Spider seemed like the obvious choice, but...
34:37There's also...
34:39You.
34:42Ha ha, Amory.
34:45Missy, if you don't own up, we're all screwed.
34:47What?
34:48What?
34:49You're serious?
34:50Maybe you're defending your boyfriend's honor.
34:52Yeah, as if he can defend himself.
34:54I don't like doing this, Missy, okay?
34:55But if you were pushing the button, then...
34:56You love doing this.
34:58You always gotta be stirring shit.
35:00Shut up!
35:00Shut up!
35:01No, no, no, no, no.
35:02What about you, Amory?
35:03You were on the ground by yourself.
35:04Pretty bloody quick to point the finger, aren't ya?
35:06Well, I'm not the one who's been off since that night.
35:09Like, they're hiding something?
35:10And I am.
35:12According to who?
35:13Mm-hmm.
35:22I didn't...
35:23I didn't...
35:27I didn't mean...
35:28Did you talk to her about us?
35:29No, that's not what I meant.
35:30Hey, Miss.
35:30Speeches?
35:35I didn't mean...
35:37I didn't mean...
35:38Jesus!
35:43Thanks, Mum and Dad, for throwing another great party.
35:46Woo!
35:46Let's keep this short and sweet.
35:48Like Missy.
35:51You've been a pain in my ass for years.
35:55That's all I got to say.
35:58I just wanna give a big thank you to the fam for putting up with her.
36:01Woo!
36:02And you, Ratbags.
36:03Her friends.
36:06Missy's got herself a solid crew for life.
36:07Fuck!
36:08Oh.
36:12Nah, I can't wait for next year to be rid of all you dogs.
36:17Uh, can I just say a few words?
36:18Nah, you've said enough.
36:22First chance you get, you throw me under the bus?
36:25That's not friendship, that's tragic.
36:30How about some cake?
36:35Yes.
36:53Confetti all through my bed now. Thanks for that.
37:10Why'd you talk to Ademarie about me?
37:12Because something is up.
37:15This morning, the way that you bailed...
37:17I had plans.
37:17Yeah, but we were about to, like...
37:19What even is your point right now?
37:20Do you want to do it with someone else? Is that...
37:22What?
37:26We could try a hall pass and, like, just a one-off thing and...
37:29Go home, Spider.
37:32Had enough BS for one night.
37:54Oh.
37:55Don't want to hear it right now.
37:57Sash?
37:59Sure.
38:05Look, I don't...
38:06I don't know what any of that was.
38:11I don't care.
38:16But are you okay?
38:31Anne-Marie does it again.
38:36Okay, you are angry.
38:37I am shutting up and listening.
38:39Look, I told you all.
38:41I asked you not to go through with that stupid revenge prank.
38:47You couldn't have known how it would go.
38:50I was locked up.
38:53Now, finally, life is good.
38:56Safe.
38:57And you lot...
38:58It's like you want to blow it up.
39:00It was a bad choice, and I regret it.
39:04I don't want us to get dragged down again.
39:06Okay?
39:06For the first time ever, I love my life.
39:09So do I.
39:10And we are going to keep it that way.
39:14Promise.
39:21I think we can all agree mistakes were made.
39:24You reckon Missy's okay?
39:35So that man is in hospice.
39:43Shit.
39:44I mean, that's completely fucked.
39:49I know you didn't start that ride.
39:52You wouldn't.
39:54Thanks.
40:01I'm sorry I've been such a bitch.
40:07Me too.
40:10I've been so anti-spider, but...
40:14You guys seem happy.
40:18Right?
40:22I don't know.
40:23I'm just freaking out a bit.
40:26Something's off between us.
40:29With me.
40:31I think I've just been stressing out about what's happened at the carnival, and I'm taking it out on him.
40:42Oh, my God.
40:45Yeah, it's official now.
40:47We're screwed.
40:53We're screwed.
40:53I've got Clancy's blood test back.
40:55I've got Clancy's blood test back.
40:55What's that got to do with the accident?
40:57Well, they're saying that the useless bastard was drinking on the job.
41:00Shit.
41:01Yeah, so they looked into his paperwork, and he didn't sign off on all the safety checks for the day.
41:06So they're calling it mechanical failure.
41:10Wait, so no one turned on the ride?
41:13They reckon it malfunctioned, but it's bullshit.
41:15Yeah.
41:16They just want to close the case or whatever.
41:18So why are you cupping hate from the papers, then?
41:20Well, because it looks like we tried doing an insurance job.
41:24Wait, I cancelled the order.
41:25I've got no record of that.
41:27It's not my fault.
41:28I can't afford this, mate.
41:29We're totally skinned.
41:32Oh, we owe Missy a massive apology, and Spidey are a slightly smaller one.
41:37They're not getting an insurance payout, Anne.
41:40Oh, yeah, the ride switched on by itself.
41:42You're just seeing Jackie.
41:44It sucks, but it's not my fault.
41:47Okay, so that makes it okay?
41:49Well, legally and stuff, yeah.
41:52Oh, no.
41:53Pops.
41:53Pops.
41:54You're in the clear.
41:55That's all that matters.
41:58Trust me.
41:59Everything's going to be okay.
42:20Thanks for the do-over.
42:21I'm glad you could fit me in.
42:22It's always best to get back in the saddle as quickly as possible.
42:26I don't remember there quite being so much listerous yesterday.
42:31Queenie!
42:33Oh, sorry.
42:34Uh, Saren, this is Neil from the Alcoholics Society.
42:37The horse guy.
42:38Uh, Queenie?
42:40Well, if it isn't the smut queen herself!
42:43I've been coppin' shit for months!
42:46And this whole time it was you!
42:49Ugh!
42:51Unbelievable!
42:55Why didn't you tell me you would?
42:58Velvet don't.
43:02Neil, let's go inside and get started.
43:03In retrospect, your passion for horse breeding should have raised a red flag.
43:10Yeah.
43:11Your scholarship application can progress no further.
43:15We all love horses.
43:17But bestiality is against our ethos.
43:20Yeah.
43:20And the law.
43:23Neil!
43:25Neil, what?
43:27Why does he think that?
43:30The part about the centaur who likes to watch?
43:34How many dudes you know wrote like this?
43:36Should I do this out on the scholarship?
43:38Because...
43:40Because he thinks my interest in this is sexual.
43:43Rock a show like this.
43:45Uh-uh.
43:46Uh-uh.
43:47I don't know anybody.
43:49Check, check.
43:49Check, check.
43:50You're welcome.
43:52And...
43:53...
44:11I don't know anybody.
44:12Who's going to be here?
44:19Let's get to that lady.
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