00:00Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:04Last week we went 0-3. FA Cup. I can't wrap my head around it this year. I'm sorry.
00:08The Arsenal hate train is starting to get a bit ridiculous now.
00:11Fabian Hurtler, hardly the arbiter of attractive, successful football,
00:15slating Arteta pre- and post-match last week was, frankly, weird.
00:19Arteta seemed to lean into it during their game with Brighton, lots of time wasting, lots of injuries.
00:23And with the narrative reaching astronomical levels over the past few days,
00:27he does more of the same this weekend.
00:28The funniest outcome between now and the end of the season is Arsenal win every game 1-0 thanks to
00:33a set-piece goal.
00:34So let's start that now. Tarkovsky own goal. Arsenal 1, Everton 0.
00:38And if you're commenting angrily, you're who I'm referring to here.
00:41Just let it go. Go and watch Chelsea versus Newcastle instead. It's OK.
00:45West Ham versus Man City on paper is a big potential banana skin for City.
00:49In reality, it isn't. The last time West Ham beat City at home, both teams had a different badge.
00:54The London Stadium was still the Olympic Stadium and Diaphra Sacco scored the winner.
00:58Somerville hits the post after four minutes, and that's West Ham's only real opening.
01:03Doku sets Haaland up three times, twice in the second half, and City win 3-1.
01:07Last week versus Palace was rock bottom for Spurs. If this isn't a wake-up call, I don't know what
01:12is.
01:12They go to Anfield on Sunday and win. Romero head up 1-0.
01:16Defending for their lives, Ismail Assar awoke the beast.
01:19Talking of funny outcomes, Spurs winning the Champions League this season and going down
01:23would be absolutely hilarious. Make it happen.
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