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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized don't ask me. I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:23And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35What changed in the last year romance crossed enemy lines some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak and there was a drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:01Some of us still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling. I'm gonna smash my exams get into psych at university and continue being
01:13an absolute
01:14legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school so I can step into this beautiful thing called adulthood
01:31Adulthood
01:33Uh, that's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in three words or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well, I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath, it's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day for the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie, it's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8 and I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill, Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee so muck up day falls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's right
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:32Shove it up your arse, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb
02:38Give me that
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice-captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:47You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive mine, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:04So you're the worst
03:08That's why
03:08Thanks man
03:08Hi
03:09Hi
03:09Uh
03:13Oh, the boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Heard he's um, he's out of a hospital in back in Dubois, so that's good
03:24Aw, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god, trial exam results are in.
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths, the plan's on track!
03:37The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, Arts, Psychology.
03:44We graduate with honors, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage,
03:48then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay.
03:52Yeah, that one.
03:53Sounds lesbo.
03:55My plan's to not get anyone pregnant.
03:57Mm.
03:57Yet.
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan.
04:01Oh, way to bring up ghosts of boyfriend's past.
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Soft, you banned me from wearing it.
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs.
04:13Oh.
04:15Oh, she's going down.
04:19Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive.
04:21Impressive, that closet.
04:23Impressive, she messy, possessive.
04:26That message, that's right.
04:27No, guys, this isn't fair.
04:29I can only get some fun at a time.
04:32Oh!
04:37Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54What?
05:10Oh!
05:17Ah!
05:19Woo, woo, woo!
05:20Come on!
05:21I got one!
05:21Get in the head!
05:24Woo!
05:33What just happened?
05:37Well, those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys.
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Oh my God.
06:05Wow, he was a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:07As school captain and vice captain, head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club
06:12and the graduation committee, I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that
06:16morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:20Exactly.
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head.
06:24They took our school spirit.
06:26Here, here.
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with us!
06:28Hannah!
06:29We're going to just lay down and let them get down.
06:31Yes!
06:32Just settle down, everyone, please.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:54Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:08Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:16What have they done?
07:22Five years from now, graduate drama school, Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony, and attending movie
07:32premieres with cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:37Okay.
07:38Finished the apprenticeship.
07:39Um, and, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multimillion dollar deal for my award winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Yeah.
07:53Mom's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm going to be a carpenter like Jesus.
07:58I think they earn pretty good money.
07:59It's just like nothing but wood all day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet having graduated from my uni of choice because I'm going to
08:08get that scholarship.
08:09Everything going to plan.
08:11I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted because she's going to get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay.
08:22Where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own nonprofit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah
08:45and my best friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob dump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:02No one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech to my last act as school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will.
09:10It will be.
09:10I promise.
09:11Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bowler.
09:13Alright?
09:14Everyone's there.
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:28Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:31I don't know.
09:32Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah.
09:34You two.
09:34Out.
09:34Okay?
09:35My boss Susie's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah.
09:46That was Seb's idea.
09:48And the ibis head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back.
09:52Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your asshole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper.
10:04If you want head, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck.
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever.
10:10Not for this shit.
10:11Gotta get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the Carnival in Towns.
10:19What?
10:20I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:24How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence
10:32and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:37Bye.
10:39Come on.
10:40See you later, plebs.
10:42Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:52It's us versus them.
10:54They have something of ours.
10:56We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Hobbes.
11:29Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces.
11:33Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:41Except Harper's not a massive dildo.
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50Well, people change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Hobbes.
11:55We're going to terrorise nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:03I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worse ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:14Gotta keep on track.
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in 330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's really cold.
12:37Off.
12:38No, it's freezing.
12:39Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:42I'm not going to ask again.
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh my.
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a Tudor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24The Forbidden City.
13:36The Forbidden City.
13:42It's a grubby tactic.
13:46It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50change here.
14:01I mean...
14:02Gotta keep on track.
14:12It's fine.
14:17Break bug points.
14:30Very sweet.
14:36Oh, Principal McMahon.
14:40um we all really appreciate uh you taking the time to see us today our students were very insistent
14:48no problem this is our year 12 captain charmer his vice johnson i've asked them to join the
14:54meeting considering the nature of it now let me get this straight naked boys in balaclavas
15:04stormed heartley high yesterday and you think the boys are from this school we know they are
15:09at this stage that is a theory yes on what basis well i think it's fair to say that there
15:15has been
15:16rivalry with our students and our schools in the past perhaps this particular cohort has been
15:22very collegiate they stole the head of our mascot the chicken costume it's an ibis and it's an
15:32important symbol of our school i'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get
15:37them to return it promptly the logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky there are 112
15:43graduating seniors most of whom are not regularly on campus i can identify one of the streakers
15:49he's standing right next to you sebastian that's not true sir i thought you said the boys are wearing
15:56balaclavas well yes but you can see the bruising on his neck that's where harper tackled him
16:01uh one of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits so i i wasn't there and
16:07i'll be
16:08honest with you i have no idea what they're talking about sebastian how did you get that
16:14bruise on your neck spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
16:20oh okay
16:21I was two inches away from your penis and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ball sack
16:27and I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:59Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend, boyfriend, briefly.
17:05Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car.
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:14Don't read into it.
17:16Cool.
17:18All good.
17:19Let's go hit the showers and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you going to give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:42Help me.
17:42I'm going to get out of here.
17:45Oh, shit.
17:47Oh, God.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so he couldn't.
18:07Well, there's got to be a way.
18:08You're the one with the inn.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:14So you're choosing nowhere over me.
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:20Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:22How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:32How bad are your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay.
18:41Okay?
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC trials in the account for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm like the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously, you're just working two jobs and you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:04That's never going to change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:11Maybe...
19:13Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:28Wait, y'all.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, Matt, a food court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Oz.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45We could hang it from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell yeah.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's, uh, not worth the risk.
20:59Well, you said anything about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head.
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Brunos meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36It's perfect.
21:36We hack into the St. Bruno School website so when people go there, boom, up comes a picture
21:42of Bruno covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash, that's, that's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah, sick idea.
22:06Ooh, great idea.
22:07Yeah, that's a matter.
22:08Yeah, that's a matter.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so, so, um, great, team, I'll get started on the research.
22:16Yeah, you're good to work, old boss.
22:18We love you, Vice Captain.
22:20All right, our plan shoots all over that, so I'll iron out the details and I'll see you
22:24there at 5pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg.
22:30Who said, just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses
22:57and all the king's men
23:00couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club,
23:12you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18Do you know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:30Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:40Um...
23:41Ants has found this website open
23:43on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss called Velvet Thrones,
23:52if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, David.
23:54Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:58Everyone.
23:58Give it to your sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not,
24:04but it feels so good
24:06to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm going to pretend
24:11I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's
24:16actually really good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a
24:22VR headset, moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:46Amory?
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were going to come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um...
24:52I left my charger,
24:54but, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap of shit day,
24:56so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:05And...
25:06Why do you smell like salt
25:07and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yacht club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much
25:15it means to Quinny,
25:16so I, uh...
25:17Noah.
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um, strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow
25:22into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home
25:26in its left eye socket,
25:26and then, um,
25:29the seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus!
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want
25:38to tell you this, Quinn,
25:39but, um,
25:40Seb took a shit in that.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:47Which is why
25:48this mask
25:50needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:05Hearts, minds, souls.
26:07Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood spline of their hair?
26:16At this rate,
26:16I'll never be able to nose again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open
26:19my stool 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:32Hey.
26:48It's Malachi, remember?
26:50Yeah, the guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:07We just, we wanted to hang out.
27:13Um, what are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:18So, mum and I have just come to help pack up the house.
27:22Malachi, come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion,
27:29but unlimited rides, people!
27:32Sorry.
27:33We're off the band, back together!
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um, did you know?
27:39Uh, you know...
27:41No.
27:43I mean, Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What? I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby, it was just close friends.
27:53Which I am right, the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but you need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right, okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time, we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:26Huh? Oh, yeah?
28:28Oh, yeah!
28:30Oh, yeah!
28:30On a light white right above the street, you and I.
28:36Oh, yeah!
28:39Even if you shake this in your knees
28:45And we don't know where I'm going
28:52It's to dance, I guess
28:57Got enough to fall to the ground
29:08As you see, there's no one around
29:15Hold up!
29:17Thank you!
29:18You really are a witch
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like full-on summit
29:24Sorry, that must have been to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now
29:28They're the pond, not the fish
29:30Moved on, my life is spectacular
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:38Yeah
29:39Hey, we're gonna get you through hops
29:42Don't forget showcase, that'll make up the heaps of loss marks
29:46I'm sorry
29:47Yeah, well
29:48I'm covering the brakes, you want to take yours now?
29:51Uh, thanks, I don't need one
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My maid will get me something
29:56Does your maid have a name?
29:59Anne-Marie
29:59Anne-Marie
30:01I thought it was gonna be beautiful
30:04Chill, Liam
30:05She's also got a really hot, rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gert in your own time
30:12Have another drink, Clancy?
30:14Whoa
30:15Way to speak to your boss
30:16No, my mum's the boss
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shucked up with
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:25Lock up your daughter
30:28Hey, Chase Gert on your own time, yeah?
30:40Anne-Marie
30:54Can we just...
30:59What's going on?
31:00We moved halfway across the world, and I had to hear it from Lucy
31:04I know, it was...
31:05It was a messed up time
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye
31:12That's why you ignored my letter
31:17I never got a letter
31:19You didn't?
31:21No, not like I
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now
31:28I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker, the day of formal
31:39That whole pot of the school burnt to the ground
32:03They're tragic
32:05You...
32:05Going on this alone
32:07Yeah, I'm not
32:10You're coming with me
32:25Oh, my God, this is so late
32:31You're not
32:33I'm not
32:34What?
32:37Oh
32:37Oh
32:37Oh
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear
32:41Okay, I'm literally about the studying psychology
32:44I think I can psychoanalyze myself, thank you
32:46I'm not scared
32:47Oh
32:49Oh
32:49Oh
32:50Oh
32:50Oh
32:50Oh
32:50Oh
33:04Oh
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride
33:08Oh
33:10Must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man
33:12Sorry about that
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:15Alright, three tickets, three chances to win
33:17You're on that chest there, Hercules
33:19Here
33:19Yeah
33:20Step up and print
33:21I think I got it from here
33:23You wish?
33:25Alright
33:26Five bucks, as I can tell you
33:28Yeah, easy
33:28Uh, are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete
33:30I'll make you piss
33:32Oh
33:33The language of love
33:34Want to learn?
33:35Want to check?
33:36You wish
33:36Father of my babies
33:40My heart
33:41What?
33:42What?
33:43Give me that
33:46Thank you
33:47I hate you
33:48I hate that
33:50Do it
33:56I'm a winner, ladies
33:57I'm gonna win
33:58That was so good
34:00That was so good
34:01That was so good
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slap your hand
34:07Slap your hand
34:08Slap your hand
34:08Slap your hand
34:08I have a slap your hand
34:09I have a slap your hand
34:10I have a slap your hand
34:11All yours, darling
34:12Thank you
34:12Thank you
34:13Thank you
34:13Thank you
34:23I actually would've picked you for studying inside
34:27Hm, yeah
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do
34:36Then after all the Rowan stuff, I had to see a counsellor
34:39So
34:41You know, that really helped me
34:43Thought I'd like to help people in that way too
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault
34:54Or mine
34:56And even though it was an awful experience
35:00Brought some really positive change into my life
35:03Like meeting Noah
35:05Oh, your boyfriend?
35:07You know?
35:08Oh, Missy
35:09Keeps me updated
35:10So
35:15So how long is it?
35:17About a year
35:18Yeah, um
35:20After the fire
35:21St. Bruno's invited us to use their campus
35:24Like their oval art rooms
35:27Sort of
35:28He's a private schoolboy
35:30Yeah, but like the least awful version of one
35:33No, he's the best
35:35Honest, dependable
35:37Loyal
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog
35:41Well, dogs can't hold pants
35:43So no risk of them writing letters
35:50So, um
35:52Not that it really matters much now, but
35:55What did you write me?
36:01What?
36:07Uh
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person
36:14Like what?
36:18Yeah
36:23That I just
36:25Ah!
36:28Oh
36:29Hi, Liam
36:30Anne-Marie
36:32So sorry to interrupt
36:33This
36:34The little Timmy in the car ahead
36:36Puked up a
36:38Sorry, you just
36:41Puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula
36:43Yeah
36:45Just ready to see the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah
36:57Cody?
37:00Sasha
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh, my parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers
37:09Yes
37:10Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before
37:13I
37:13I should have just let you handle it
37:16It's okay
37:20Liz
37:20What are you doing here?
37:24What?
37:24Oh
37:25My thumb, your hand!
37:26What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
37:28What?
37:30Shhh
37:32Sashie! Sashie!
37:33Look what I got
37:34I mean, I told you not to spend all of your money on that get here, we're going home
37:39Hey, that's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right
37:45It's time to mobilise, Operation Headjob is a goal
37:47The carnival's closing in 30 minutes
37:50It's go time
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually
38:03Need a ride, so
38:06Did Mr. Tell you the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers
38:10Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for like a while
38:17Unless I wait with you guys
38:21Lot of bodies
38:22Little chalk
38:26But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest
38:29Mm-hmm
39:11No, no!
39:14No, no!
39:25It's crow time.
39:30What are you doing?
39:32Serbs gonna shit himself.
39:34Roll up! Roll up! Get your tickets to run!
39:37Guys, guys, guys, guys, stop arming around.
39:39We need to get this done, and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42All right, I'll get the mannequin up there, right?
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is
39:50So I'm good
40:00Nope nope can't do it. Oh, no could it it's like a legit phobia. You're a legit pussy, dude
40:08I'll fucking say that again. Oh, okay. There cannot be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks. Please
40:12please settle down
40:13babe, babe, babe, it's okay
40:16Settle
40:19Oh
40:22Okay, don't forget
40:24Yes
40:25All right, I grab the rope hops. I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever. Yeah, Missy
40:30Can you actually go do the same? This is a horror film stop and you know what to do, buddy
40:35Um, and you two. I really need to have a wee
40:39Impeccable timing seriously. Let's go find a bush. Okay. Go with come in Queenie
40:55Come on
41:05Okay, okay
41:07Hurry up
41:09Hold it. Hold it. Yeah, I've got it. Oh, my God
41:16There we go. Oh, Bruno
41:18Ginny
41:21Suck it, Sam
41:26Jesus
41:27Oh
41:36What's going on? What's happening? I don't know
41:39Let's learn now
41:42Malachi
41:43Just leave it
41:44No
41:44No
41:45Oh my God
41:50Come on
41:56Come on
41:59Oi
41:59Oi
42:00Oh my God
42:01Oi
42:02Come here, you little prick
42:06Come back here, you little shit
42:09Agh
42:09Hey
42:11Hey
42:12Hey
42:14Come back here
42:15Go go go go go go go go
42:16No
42:16No
42:16No
42:18Nothing
42:21What's happening?
42:21You little girl
42:24I'm out of the room
42:31You little girl
42:32You little girl
42:33You little girl
42:38Oh my God
42:39Something
42:40You little girl
42:41I can do
42:41You little girl
42:42Come back to me
42:43I can do
42:44You little girl
42:44You little girl
42:44You little girl
42:44I'm a god.
42:46I'm a god.
42:47I'm a god.
42:48I'm a god.
43:28I'm a god.
44:12I'm a god.
44:23I'm a god.
44:53I'm a god.
45:24I'm a god.
45:25I'm a god.
45:33I'm a god.
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