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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E07
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00:00You
00:18Diamonds have no inherent value we know this and yet the Van Cleef & Arpels snowflake choker retails for roughly
00:24the same price as a Rolls-Royce
00:25Why are diamonds so pricey? It's the result of the most successful cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act
00:31to go fuck itself
00:32And an 80-year-old marketing campaign that linked compressed carbon to eternal love
00:37They say a diamond is forever, but as recent events have borne out, forever isn't what it used to be
01:03you
01:03You
01:03Look at the mark
01:25You
01:25I
01:25Can
01:36What are you doing here?
01:38We live here.
01:39Coming for breakfast, Coop?
01:41Uh, you don't live here.
01:45Neither do you.
01:56Ah, the negotiator.
02:03Pass the syrup.
02:06The syrup.
02:08Go fuck yourself.
02:13You really ought to get better at sharing.
02:16Get out of here.
02:17Relax, Coop.
02:19We're all family.
02:20I'll fucking kill you.
02:22You can't kill me, Coop.
02:25Because you're already dead.
02:35Hey.
02:36Look who's up.
02:39Hi, Daddy.
02:41Hey, kiddo.
02:43How are you feeling?
02:45Pretty good, actually.
02:47That's because the doctors gave you all that morphine.
02:50Hon.
02:51What?
02:51I saw it was too much.
02:54Can we get you anything?
02:55Water, please.
02:56That'd be great.
03:01The doc came by to see you.
03:03Thanks, buddy.
03:04But he didn't want to wake you.
03:06How long was I out?
03:07Twelve hours.
03:08Jesus.
03:10I should get my ass kicked more open.
03:12They're out of Doritos, but I got...
03:14Oh, snap.
03:15Hey, Mr. Cooper.
03:17I thought you dumped him.
03:18Dad.
03:20He's still pretty out of it, so...
03:22That'd feel great.
03:23It's all good.
03:24It's all good.
03:27Hello.
03:30Um...
03:30Bad time?
03:32Can I help you?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I'm Detective Rebecca Lynn.
03:35I was hoping to get a minute or two with Mr. Cooper.
03:39Another tennis injury.
03:41Not quite.
03:42Do you know her?
03:44She didn't read me about Paul.
03:46What about him?
03:46I have a few questions about last night.
03:50If you're up for it.
03:52Or I can come back later.
03:55Um, uh, so guys, why don't you take your grandparents to lunch?
03:59Well, Millie's doesn't open until noon.
04:01Then we will be the first ones there.
04:04Come on, everybody.
04:05Let's go.
04:16Uh, I usually prefer to do these interviews alone.
04:21Oh.
04:24Um...
04:27I'll go see Barton.
04:29How's he doing?
04:30I'll let you know.
04:37Beautiful family you got there.
04:39You're too kind.
04:40What can I do for you?
04:40Why don't you tell me about last night?
04:43I don't remember it much.
04:45Well, what do you remember?
04:47I remember getting jumped.
04:50It's a weird one, though, no?
04:53I don't have a whole hell of a lot to compare it to, so...
04:56Well, for starters, the assailants didn't take anything.
04:59Which is a little unusual.
05:00Uh, okay.
05:01Maybe Barney getting hit by the car might have thrown a wrench into things?
05:05So you do remember something after all.
05:07And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.
05:11To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper,
05:14this attack doesn't feel random to me at all.
05:16It feels like you were targeted.
05:19Why would anyone want to target me?
05:20Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?
05:22I don't see the connection.
05:23You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.
05:27Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.
05:29But not here.
05:30This is a very quiet town.
05:32We don't see a lot of violent crimes here at all.
05:35And in the past few days,
05:37a man was brutally murdered in his home,
05:40a man who you recently fought with.
05:42Who wasn't a fight?
05:42And then you were attacked and beaten with gusto
05:45right there on Main Street,
05:46with no apparent motive.
05:48And your friend Barney is down the hall
05:50picking pavement out of his teeth.
05:52Again, I failed to see the connection here.
05:55It's you, Mr. Cooper.
05:57You're the connection.
05:59It seems to me that being your friend
06:01is a dangerous proposition.
06:04Does that mean we're not going to be friends?
06:10I heard you left your job a month back.
06:14Fairly common occurrence.
06:15You just said you left your job as a cop in the Bronx.
06:17Why'd you do that?
06:19Quality of life.
06:20Hey, same thing.
06:22Except you were fired.
06:24Semantics.
06:25Where were you coming back from last night?
06:27Jersey.
06:28Took our oldest to see colleges.
06:34Look, I'm just going to cut to it right here.
06:37I don't know you very well.
06:40The sense I get from you is
06:43you're a man on a downward spiral
06:45in desperate need of a lifeline.
06:49Now, I'm here right now
06:52offering you that lifeline.
06:55Whatever it is you got yourself into.
06:59I can help.
07:10The thing is,
07:13at some point you're going to cross a line
07:16and I'm not going to be able to help you anymore.
07:19And when that time comes,
07:22all I'll be able to do is
07:25take you down.
07:30Well, that is food for thought.
07:32Thanks for coming by, detective.
07:35Thank you for your time.
07:48Let go okay?
07:50Yeah.
07:51I mean, you know,
07:52pro forma stuff.
07:53Just fill in the blanks.
07:56How's Barney?
07:58He's banged up and he'll recover.
08:01Listen, can we talk about
08:02what happened last night?
08:03I-I-I want to...
08:04Maybe not right now.
08:11Yeah, okay.
08:15I'm going to go.
08:17Um,
08:18they're almost ready to discharge you.
08:20I can come back and get you.
08:21No, come on.
08:22It just...
08:23I can have Allie do it.
08:24Be with the kids.
08:35Hey, Billy.
08:40I guess we really should have
08:41just kept on driving
08:42the opposite direction, huh?
08:46Get some rest.
09:00A paper shadow
09:03in a house of stone
09:05The wooden flag
09:08of a drifting dreamboat
09:11I never knew
09:13How far the ride
09:14was gonna go
09:15Till I look back
09:18at the smoke
09:19You can't keep up
09:21with the Joneses
09:24Don't want to run
09:26for the roses
09:29I got my pocket
09:31opposing
09:34Sometimes I wonder why
09:37Sometimes I wonder why
09:39I just don't have
09:41the Joneses
09:45Don't want to smell
09:46their dying roses
09:50I got my pocket
09:52full of pulses
09:55I don't keep up
09:57with the Joneses
10:17What do you smell nice?
10:22I'm trying something new.
10:24You hate it?
10:25Nah, I didn't say that.
10:27What did we get?
10:28Lab reports
10:29The murder weapon
10:30was a .38
10:31Same gun
10:31All three shots
10:32And the white gun
10:33was a .22
10:34Yep, and she was
10:35telling the truth
10:36Her piece
10:36has never been fired
10:38But what is it?
10:40It was a Taurus
10:41TX-22
10:42No, no, no, no
10:43It's scent
10:43It's musky
10:44Balsam breeze
10:45It's made from
10:46real balsam oil
10:47and cedar
10:48Okay
10:48What else?
10:50And citrus notes
10:51I think
10:53Oh, yes
10:54The gunshot residue report
10:57showed that the victim
10:58also fired a weapon
10:59But there were no additional
11:01bullets or casings
11:02on the scene
11:03So we either hit something
11:04or someone fled
11:05or
11:08we're missing something
11:09Yep
11:10I have the office
11:11reaching out to the local
11:12hospitals to see if any
11:13gunshot victims
11:14have been admitted
11:15Murderers don't usually
11:16check themselves
11:17into the ER
11:18You like Cooper
11:19for this?
11:21I don't know if I like him
11:22for this
11:22but I
11:23I like him
11:24for something
11:27You smell like a Christmas tree
11:32So they go to all the Best Buy
11:34of the city
11:34and buy
11:35this
11:36and buy
11:36and then
11:37they change
11:38to a model
11:39that looks like new
11:40and they return
11:43and they return
11:44and they return
11:45and they return
11:45and they return
11:46and they return
11:46with a reward
11:47And this story
11:48ends with your friend
11:49Mickey
11:49buying a new house
11:50to his mother
11:51No
11:51What's wrong?
11:53They verified
11:54the number of the series
11:55and they gave
11:55their card
11:56and they stopped
11:57And that surprised you?
12:00I didn't know
12:00I didn't know
12:01I didn't know
12:02I didn't know
12:04I didn't know
12:04I didn't know
12:04I didn't know
12:09Mierda, coño.
12:40¿De qué está hablando él?
12:42¿Tú no lo sabes?
12:43Ay, carajo.
12:45Hice un par de repartos, nada más.
12:49Eso, eso sería todo.
12:50Pero al chico se le cayó la mercancía.
12:52La puta poli me perseguía.
12:56El hijo de puta, oye una sirena,
12:59se pone tan sutao que sale disparado
13:01y tira la puta carga.
13:02¿A dónde la tiró?
13:04Esa es la mejor parte.
13:06Dile.
13:07Elise River.
13:10Fucking Shamu's got to be high and shit somewhere.
13:13Lo hiciste buena.
13:16Ok, ¿cuánto?
13:18¿Te lo dices tú o lo digo yo?
13:21150,000.
13:24Ay, qué pendejo.
13:26En realidad sería 175.
13:29Y en la próxima semana sería 200 o más.
13:32Los intereses te matan.
13:34Oye, y me...
13:35Me late que sea un número tan alto.
13:39Pero no puedo dejar pasar esta mierda.
13:42O sí.
13:44O sí.
13:45Ok.
13:47No hay problema.
13:49Yo responderé.
13:52Tú responderás.
13:53Sí.
13:53Así es.
14:01Yo me decían que limpiaba retretes en tierra de Dios.
14:05¿Cómo el diablo me va a buscar ese dinero?
14:07Es un asunto tuyo.
14:13Tú sabes que siempre me gustaste, Elena.
14:16Estaba loco por ti allá en Santiago.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:22Y como tenemos una historia, yo no te cobro interés.
14:34Sí.
14:43Sí.
14:43Sí.
14:44Es una historia sabrosa.
14:45Tú sabes que ellos hacen 10,000 millones de estas al día.
14:51Economía de escala y todo eso.
14:53Eso es la vaina.
14:56Bueno.
14:58Nos vemos, cabroncito.
15:02Y Elena, sí.
15:05¿Quieres ganarte un par de billetes más?
15:08Tú sabes que siempre tengo un lugar para ti.
15:13Y...
15:15Ajá.
15:17Muérete, Feli.
15:32Papi, pues sí.
15:39150,000.
15:43¿Qué tú ibas...
15:44¿Qué tú estabas pensando?
15:46¿Qué carajo te pasa?
15:47¿Y qué?
15:48Dime.
15:49Tú hiciste reparto para Giselle y Raspo Año.
15:52Eso fue en Santiago, coño.
15:54Aquí nosotros tenemos opciones.
15:56Mentira.
15:57Puede que tú sí.
16:17Chau.
16:17Sí.
16:18No.
16:21Quiero saber.
16:23No.
16:27No.
16:28No.
16:32No.
16:33The hospital food is no good.
16:37Did you make this?
16:38Of course not.
16:53Hey, Andy.
16:55Hey.
16:57Thanks for coming.
16:58Are you kidding me?
16:59I never get to drive anymore.
17:01I forgot how fun it is.
17:03Do you even have a license?
17:05Of course.
17:06I mean, technically it's expired, but yes.
17:09Do you want to drive home?
17:11No.
17:15Just try to keep it on the road, will ya?
17:20So that detective?
17:22Lynn, yeah.
17:23Mm-hmm, yeah.
17:24Um, she came by the house.
17:26Did she?
17:26Yeah.
17:28I told her you came home the night Paul Leavitt died.
17:31I said you were with me.
17:34Okay.
17:36Listen, you know I had nothing to do with Paul's death, right?
17:39Of course.
17:40I know you're not a killer.
17:43And even if you are, you're all I got.
17:46Huh?
17:51I'm fine.
17:53I'm fine.
17:53Fine.
17:56Come on.
17:58Oh, fuck.
17:59Fuck.
18:03Fuck.
18:14Ugh!
18:17Hiya.
18:18Hey.
18:19Oh, my God, you weren't kidding.
18:21I know.
18:22I know.
18:26The amount of paperwork it takes to put one man into the ground,
18:29it's just mind-boggling.
18:30Well, put me to work.
18:32Okay, well...
18:34Can I get you something to drink?
18:35I'll just, uh...
18:37I'll just have what she's having.
18:38You know what, just...
18:39I'll just take all of this.
18:41Oh.
18:42Yeah.
18:43How do you know you have to apply for a death certificate?
18:46It's a mess.
18:47I mean, I guess it's all a good distraction for grieving widows,
18:50but honestly...
18:52I'm not sure I'm grieving.
18:54That's fair.
18:55How long do you have to stay here?
18:57The cops aren't done at the house.
19:01Hey.
19:04How are you holding up?
19:06I just...
19:07I can't really get my arms around it.
19:10I mean...
19:13Everyone knows that Paul and I were not on great terms.
19:18And now I have to host his memorial?
19:21I mean, what are people gonna say to me?
19:22I know you hated his fucking guts, but he was a casserole?
19:25No, I fucking hate casseroles.
19:28Duly noted, no casseroles.
19:31Do you think there's such a thing as widow imposter syndrome?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:35I think there's everything imposter syndrome.
19:38I mean, a part of me is sad, of course.
19:40Of course.
19:40But, you know...
19:43Whenever I think about being pitied by everyone,
19:45it makes me want to walk in front of a bus.
19:49I mean, he can't even die without putting me through one last indignity.
19:52I mean, hats off to you, Paul.
19:54Hell of a power move.
19:55But, sorry, I don't mean to unload on you.
19:58I know, because I heard...
19:59No, I heard about Coop.
20:00That'd be ridiculous.
20:01No, how's he doing?
20:02He's a little beat up, but he'll live.
20:05God, who would want to hurt Coop?
20:07Besides me.
20:09Wait, what did he do?
20:11I'm kidding.
20:12Oh, I'm actually worried about him.
20:14I feel like he's going through something.
20:18It's not your job to fix that.
20:20I know, but you live with a person long enough,
20:23you develop a private language,
20:26and just because you're not married anymore,
20:28it's not like you wake up and suddenly forget how to speak it.
20:33We were just in Princeton doing the college tour with Tori,
20:36and it was like a little time capsule.
20:43SSA-721.
20:46Well, I don't understand the funeral director.
20:49Shouldn't the funeral director do this?
20:52Yeah, that goes into that pile.
20:54That's called other people's shit.
20:58Oops.
20:58Oh, God.
20:59Look.
21:00Uh, right here.
21:02Petition for probate.
21:04In legalese, that means we need more wine.
21:08Yeah, I'm an expert now.
21:10Excuse me?
21:2050 bucks says no one knows how to play that thing.
21:25Did you do something different with your hair?
21:27I have a thing later.
21:29Well, it's good that you nixed the scent.
21:31I knew you hated it.
21:32Yeah, I did.
21:36How'd it go with the, uh, girlfriend?
21:38Misty?
21:39Nothing seismic.
21:41A bit of a stereotypical second wife.
21:43Seemed pretty broken up over the deceased,
21:45although she's probably mourning the new Range Rover
21:48should never get to drive.
21:50What about you? You got any hits?
21:52Forensics found trace blood in the ammonia.
21:55Not a match for Paul.
21:56Huh.
21:57Looks like our guy must have put up a fight.
22:00In the hospitals?
22:02No gunshot wounds.
22:05But still, someone else bled on our crime scene.
22:08And then cleaned it up.
22:12I honestly don't understand why anyone has kids.
22:17Come on. You never thought about it?
22:19No.
22:20I want a whole bunch of kids.
22:23Well, first, let's find you a woman you can stay with
22:25for more than two months.
22:26That's not fair.
22:27Sometimes they dump me.
22:31What is that?
22:34I believe they called that a plush.
22:41It's a nanny cam.
22:46What do you think you'll find on that?
22:48Probably nothing, but it's worth a look.
22:59No.
23:00No.
23:01No.
23:01No.
23:06I've heard it.
23:07Hello, Hector.
23:08Hey, Jesus.
23:09What the hell is this?
23:11You were just replied in my call.
23:13You're not sure what happened.
23:16You're not sure what happened.
23:16The murder is called the middle world of the day
23:18to an alarm system.
23:19Everything in Westbound Village.
23:21Well, that's why the business is fine, then.
23:24Did you happen something?
23:26What?
23:28They said there was a mess that went wrong.
23:30I didn't get into that house.
23:32And obviously I never killed anyone.
23:34It's crazy, Hector.
23:37You're George Clooney.
23:39Of course not.
23:39No, Coop wasn't.
23:42How do you know?
23:43Because I know him.
23:45What do you love with him?
23:47Holy God, please.
23:49Well, I don't want to sleep
23:52thinking about the shit you and the gringos.
23:54I see it in the middle of the day
23:55and I think, if it's night when they kill them,
23:56you don't have to worry about me.
23:59I don't worry about it.
24:01I don't know how to put me in this shit.
24:03You're not a fool, Elena.
24:05Look, I understand your fear.
24:07But I'm sure I have control it.
24:11I'm out.
24:12And if it were you, I would also be out.
24:17Chivo owes me $150,000.
24:21What the hell?
24:22And you knew it, bitch.
24:25No.
24:27I knew that Chivo was hanging out with us.
24:28No, nothing.
24:29And you didn't get to know anything?
24:31You're going well.
24:32I didn't think you were going well.
24:33But if you told me, maybe I could avoid it.
24:37So it's my fault.
24:40Go to your house, Elena.
24:58So, Miss Lovett, I thought you might want to revise your statement.
25:17We're going to need to take a closer look at that Coop character.
25:21Yep.
25:26Look at these people.
25:28You think she knows more than she's letting on?
25:33Okay.
25:45Hey.
25:51Hey.
26:05Ooh.
26:08Ooh.
26:10Ooh.
26:11Ooh.
26:12Ooh.
26:13Ooh.
26:13Ooh.
26:15Mmm.
26:22Hey, great show.
26:24Thanks.
26:26Can I give you a ride?
26:31Yes.
26:37How's the gig?
26:38It's all right.
26:39Yeah?
26:39Yeah.
27:10Bingo.
27:22First of all, it was Westlake, not Byram Hills.
27:26How do you remember all this?
27:27How do you not?
27:28I remember being grounded.
27:30Oh, well, don't look at me.
27:31I didn't tell you to get caught.
27:33There was grass and mud all up in my mom's tires.
27:36Well, we're lucky your mom didn't snitch.
27:39She always thought I was a bad influence.
27:41I hate that she turned out to be right.
27:43Hey, she wasn't right.
27:44What you went through, what you're going through,
27:48it's not your fault.
27:50It's nice of you to say.
27:53Hey, if it weren't for you,
27:54I wouldn't have had any fun in high school.
27:57I was a boring football-playing mathlete.
27:59And you, you were fearless.
28:03I was unmedicated.
28:05I admired you. I still do.
28:08Is that why you come into my shows? To admire me?
28:11I loved seeing you up there.
28:13You look like yourself again.
28:15What does that look like?
28:19Like someone who always does the thing I want to,
28:22but can't.
28:23Then he goes where I split.
28:25My vision is the best and it's such an illustration.
28:31Kindly what?
28:33You guys are learning to have a fool.
28:38You look like me.
28:39I will be like....
28:40Yeah.
28:40The other guy said that...
28:41I can't.
28:46...it's his trip toain posers.
29:00Oh, fuck.
29:07Oh, fuck.
29:13Shit, goddammit.
29:29Look at that.
29:31Most expensive thing they had in a gift shop.
29:32It was either this or a balloon bouquet, so.
29:42Can I get you anything?
29:44Who are those guys?
29:46I have no idea.
29:48Fuck you.
29:51Barney, come on.
29:52Believe me, I don't know who those fucking guys were.
29:54The thing is, Coop, I don't believe you.
29:58Something's been going on with you, man.
29:59I don't know what it is or why you won't tell me,
30:02but I've been trying to help you,
30:03and all you do is lie to me.
30:05Hey, look, Barney, it's not like...
30:06You handed me a brick of cash.
30:08Barney, come on.
30:08Don't bullshit me!
30:17I'm just trying to protect you.
30:19Well, nice work.
30:23You should go.
30:24What are you talking about?
30:25I'd really appreciate it if you left.
30:40Good morning.
30:42Dad?
30:43Mendez?
30:44Morning.
30:44You know Ryan had a date last night?
30:46Oh, yeah.
30:47I had a gel.
30:49How was it?
30:51He didn't make it.
30:52It's all right, Arthur.
30:53Sometimes we gotta work late, Dad.
30:56Can we get to work, please?
30:58Mm-hmm.
30:59Hey.
31:00I made eggs.
31:02That's it.
31:03He made eggs.
31:09So, anything usable in that little dumpster dive?
31:13Yes, actually.
31:13I found a blood sample.
31:16Andrew Cooper's blood matched the trace
31:17in the ammonia at the crime scene.
31:21Say that again?
31:22Lab just called me.
31:23It was a match.
31:24And we're sitting here talking about your date?
31:27We gotta go.
31:28This is huge.
31:29I didn't actually go on the date.
31:31Hernandez, come on.
31:33Come on.
32:13Mrs. Lovett?
32:14The guests are starting to arrive.
32:23Hi, sweetheart.
32:24Hi.
32:24I'm so sorry.
32:26I'm so terribly sorry for you.
32:31Thank you so much.
32:34Thanks for coming.
32:48Thank you so much.
32:52Oh, honey.
32:53Please.
32:54Just raise something nice.
33:16Hey.
33:17Oh, thank God you're here.
33:18Oh.
33:20We're so sorry, Sam.
33:21Thanks, Nick.
33:22How are you doing?
33:23I haven't started drinking yet.
33:25Oh, so you're running behind?
33:27Paul's mom came up from Florida.
33:29Either she's gone senile or he never told her we were divorcing.
33:35Either way, it's incredibly awkward.
33:37Yikes.
33:37Yeah.
33:38Well, at least I'm handling it better than some people.
33:40Oh, thank you.
33:43You are so nice.
33:44Yeah.
33:46I guess I can't blame Misty.
33:48I mean, it's a target-rich environment with a built-in spotlight.
33:51Why not shop for the next man while the dirt's still settling on your last?
33:55You gotta admire the efficiency.
34:00You know what?
34:01I think I'm ready to start drinking.
34:03Say no more?
34:05Yeah.
34:05We got you.
34:10Hey.
34:38Hey.
34:40Hey.
34:48Hey.
34:55Hey.
34:56Hey.
34:57I didn't fix you.
34:58I didn't know.
35:00Leave them on.
35:10Hang on me, hang on me
35:17You, we're the first world
35:23You, we're the first world
35:29You, we're the first world
35:34You, we're the first world
35:46It was a beautiful service
35:48Thanks
35:50How you doing?
35:52I'm doing great, Coop
35:54You need anything?
35:56Hey, let me know when you're ready for the hard stuff
35:59Okay
36:00Coop, can I grab you later? We should talk
36:06Great
36:07Thank you so much, Coop
36:08I'm coming!
36:11Oh my God, I'm coming!
36:16Ms. Cooper
36:18Detective, is Mr. Cooper home?
36:21No, he's not
36:23We got a warrant to search the premises
36:27Um, I'm not wearing any pants
36:30I see that
36:33And you are?
36:33Um, just a friend
36:35Sure
36:42Yeah
36:43Is there anyone else in the house?
36:45No
36:46Okay then
36:48Let's go
37:00I'm not going unless I can bring friends
37:02Takes whole suite
37:03We're doing August in the Hamptons anyway
37:05I can't believe you've never been to Yankee Stadium
37:07I'm a Met fan
37:08I'm sorry
37:09Oh, that's not nice
37:11Fellas
37:11Coop
37:12Hey
37:12Oh, man
37:15How are you feeling?
37:17Uh, sore all over
37:18Yeah, shit
37:19I know this spot in the city, cryotherapy
37:22Incredible
37:22I'll send you the link
37:23What is that, like ice baths?
37:25No, it's actually way better
37:26I started doing it back in Hokkaido
37:28The Japanese know what's up
37:31What did these douchebags look like anyway?
37:34They looked like two guys beating the shit out of me
37:35You know, for the money we pay in taxes
37:37You'd think the cops would be more on top of this
37:39First Paul, now this
37:42Property values are gonna get shaky
37:43I know, Diane's been refreshing Zillow every hour
37:46It's her new thing
37:48Anyone hear how Barney's doing?
37:49You see him, Coop?
37:50Yeah, he's hanging in there
37:52Well, considering what happened
37:54Samantha may not want to live in that big house anymore
37:57Oh, you really think she'll sell?
37:59That's a nice fucking house, dude
38:01I-I don't know, but murder homes trade for 25% below market
38:05Maybe less
38:05Jesus Christ
38:06No shit
38:07I mean, putting that whole rec room in the basement
38:10Right before they split?
38:11You think I feel weird about living in a murder house?
38:14For 25% below market? You'd get over it
38:17Hmm
38:21Hmm
38:32McNeil, Russo
38:32What's that?
38:33Upstairs with me
38:34Who started in the bedroom?
38:35I just got it
38:51I don't know.
39:29Here.
39:32God, you must hate me.
39:33I mean, I would hate me, too.
39:37He told me things were over between you two,
39:40and I just...
39:43I really loved him, you know?
39:46Yeah.
39:47I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together,
39:49and now he's...
39:51Yeah, that's hard.
39:53How sad are you? Can I see him?
39:56Samantha, they're almost out of profiterals.
39:59Paul would have wanted his guests to have dessert.
40:02Thanks, Pamela. I'll let them know.
40:04Pamela, it is so good to finally meet you.
40:08Oh, I loved your son so much.
40:10He'd be so happy to know that we're finally meeting.
40:13I'm sorry, dear.
40:15Who are you?
40:16Pamela, this is Misty,
40:18the woman your son was fucking before he passed.
40:51Boss, where are you?
40:53Basement.
40:54You're going to want to see this.
40:57Detective Lynn?
41:00What?
41:08Well, shit.
41:11Yep.
41:14Great.
41:16Walk with me.
41:19Okay.
41:25So that detective called me.
41:27Yeah?
41:28She doesn't think it was a mucket.
41:30Yeah, I know.
41:32Who was the guy in the car coup?
41:35I have no idea.
41:37Okay.
41:38Whatever is happening with you right now seems like a really bad time to shut me out.
41:42Well, thanks, but I don't need you worrying about me.
41:45Your kids.
41:46Our kids.
41:47Just watched their father get the shit beaten out of him.
41:50That's not a trauma they're going to recover from.
41:52Okay, well, what about me?
41:53Hmm?
41:53What about my trauma?
41:54Yes, tell me.
41:56Tell me what is happening.
41:58I'm trying to be here for you, but you've got to give me something.
42:02I don't need you.
42:03I don't need you.
42:04I don't need you.
42:08I have to take this.
42:09Yep.
42:10Oh, God.
42:16Hey, Allie, you know, this is not a great time.
42:19I didn't know what to do.
42:20They just came in.
42:21Who did?
42:22What are you talking about?
42:23Slow down.
42:23The cops, and they had a warrant, and it's like, fuck, I didn't know what to do.
42:29What about the cops?
42:30Andy.
42:32They're coming.
42:39Do you guys know Fisher?
42:41Something looks different about him.
42:43I did his chin.
42:44Oh.
42:45Oh.
42:46Nice.
42:48Hey, uh, Kat, can I talk to you for a second?
42:50Heard about what happened.
42:51Do you know K-Coop?
42:52Yeah, I'll be fine.
42:54They did a real number on you, huh?
42:55Sure did.
42:56Yeah.
42:58Kat, uh, quick second.
43:00Sure, what's up?
43:01Not here.
43:08What is it?
43:09Uh, I need a lawyer.
43:12I'm a suspect in Paul's murder.
43:15How's that?
43:17What?
43:17It's complicated.
43:19I do this for a living.
43:21Yeah.
43:23I was sleeping with Sam.
43:26Oh.
43:27And I got into a fairly public disagreement with Paul a few days prior to his death.
43:33Oh, Nick's party.
43:34Don mentioned something about that.
43:35So you have to be my lawyer.
43:37I'm innocent if it makes any difference.
43:39Coop, I can't take your case.
43:40Of course you can.
43:41No, no, seriously.
43:42Sam and I are friends.
43:44Well, aren't we friends?
43:45Of course.
43:46Well, then take the goddamn case.
43:47I will help you, of course.
43:49But it can't be me.
43:51Okay, call my office tomorrow.
43:52I'll connect you with Rob Barrow, a colleague of mine.
43:54No, it has to be you.
43:56Coop.
43:56It, you're the best there is.
43:59You have to take this case.
44:00As a friend of Sam's, it's a potential conflict of interest.
44:02Okay, Kat, I don't think I'm being clear.
44:05When I say you have to take this case, it's not me asking.
44:08I'm telling you.
44:09You're going to take my case.
44:10Because if you don't, I will tell Dom that you are fucking your daughter's boyfriend.
44:17And I don't think that's going to sit very well with Alyssa either, will it?
44:24What are you doing, Coop?
44:25What I have to.
44:29Also, I won't be able to pay your retainer up front.
44:31But you can bill me for it when this is all over.
44:33Fuck you.
44:36I'm going to take that as a yes.
44:53Hey, let me get some of it.
44:55This guy's there.
45:01No question.
45:02Cheers.
45:39Andrew Cooper, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Levitt.
45:44I don't feel the sun's coming out today
45:48Staying in, it's gonna find another way
45:55As I sit here in this misery
45:59I don't think I'll ever know, Lord, I've seen the sun from here
46:08Oh, as I fade away
46:14They'll all look at me and say
46:18And they'll say, hey, look at him
46:21I'll never live that way
46:24That's okay
46:26There's just a red chain
46:41When you feel like ain't worth living
46:44You got to stand up and take a look around
46:48You look up way to the sky
46:53And when your neighbor's thoughts are broken
46:58Keep on dreaming, boy, cause when you stop dreaming, it's time to die
47:05And as we all play ourselves tomorrow
47:09I know some ways we'll walk and other ways we'll play
47:16But I know we can't, I'll stay here forever
47:32It might seem ironic after breaking into houses every week for the past couple months
47:36That I'd get pinched for a crime I didn't commit
47:40But lately I'd had this sinking feeling
47:43It's how I imagine those Lehman fuckers felt in 2008
47:46Or how Bankman Freed felt 15 years later
47:48Hiding out in the Bahamas while he waited for someone
47:50To notice the $8 billion hole
47:52He had punched in the economy
47:55Kat Resnick
47:56I'll be representing Mr. Cooper
47:58Okay
48:00Oh, my God.
48:02Oh, my God.
48:32A warrant to a woman who suffers from a mental illness
48:35and was thus not competent to receive it.
48:37She's not on the lease to the house.
48:38She doesn't even pay rent.
48:39We'll have this case thrown out before the weekend.
48:44We found this in Mr. Cooper's car.
48:48What's that, mine?
48:49Don't say another word.
49:06I knew tomorrow I'd be thinking about the kids, about Mel,
49:11and about the possibility of 25 to life.
49:13But the worst thing that could have possibly happened
49:16had finally happened.
49:19And spending the night in that cell
49:20was the first honest thing I could remember doing in a while.
49:24Or maybe I was just exhausted from the effort of it all.
49:26I don't know.
49:30Either way, that night was the first night in a long time.
49:35I managed to get some sleep.
49:37And...
49:52I don't know.
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