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The Office US S09E21 Livin The Dream Cut 1 H 264
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00:27Gracias por ver el video
00:30Gracias por ver el video
01:01This does
01:03It's the only thing that matters
01:06We had some really nice days together
01:08Mm-hmm
01:10Nice morning, too
01:11Beasley, oh my god
01:17Hey
01:18Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas?
01:21My agent's putting me up for a furniture commercial
01:23Ah, definitely blue
01:26Totally, right?
01:29So, big tuna
01:31What's up? Back in the small pond
01:33For now, yeah, yeah
01:34I was just spreading myself way too thin
01:37Thin sliced tuna
01:37Carpaccio
01:38Go on
01:40Uh, well
01:41It took me a while
01:42But I finally realized that
01:43I can't give 100% to two things at once
01:46You know?
01:47Yeah
01:47Tell me about it
01:49I've been trying to act and manage this branch
01:52Half the time
01:53I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup
01:54Or my work makeup
01:56Huh
01:57Well, you know
01:58You can't have everything
01:59So you gotta ask yourself
02:00What makes you the happiest?
02:01Just
02:02Go all in
02:03For what's most important
02:04That's my new thing
02:20Is everything okay?
02:22No
02:22Everything is not okay
02:26The county took my cats
02:29Wait, all of them?
02:30To Saksworth
02:32Apparently
02:33My apartment complex has rules
02:36About how many pets
02:37Are too many for a studio
02:40And while I was
02:41Out
02:42Picking Phillip up from daycare
02:45They came
02:46They came into my house
02:49That's awful, Angela
02:51I'm so sorry
02:52It's the b**** that lives downstairs
02:54She's this uptight
02:56Judgmental shrew
02:57You know the type
02:58I've never met anyone like that
03:03I'm your god
03:06And I have no one left
03:10Without my cats
03:11I am utterly
03:12And completely alone
03:17Angela, you still have your son
03:19I guess
03:22Attention everyone
03:23May I have your attention
03:24There are four new
03:26Deadly weapons
03:27In this office
03:30Basher
03:30Thrasher
03:31Crasher
03:32And
03:32Smasher
03:34Smasher?
03:34No, where'd you get that?
03:36Fireball
03:36Cut!
03:39This morning after hours of combat
03:41With some of the city's best teenagers
03:42I earned my black belt in
03:43Gojo crew
03:44Martial arts
03:46I had to find a new dojo
03:47After Sensei Ira and I parted ways
03:49My new Sensei, Sensei Billy
03:51Thought I had more than enough training
03:53To take the test
03:53Turns out
03:55Sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster
03:58Sensei Billy says
03:59Most students don't spend
04:00$150,000 over 20 years
04:03To get their black belt
04:07I would like to invite you all
04:09To my black belt ceremony
04:10Right here in the office
04:11At lunch
04:13Lunch not provided
04:22Fireball!
04:23Yeah!
04:25That's how it's done
04:26It's pretty good
04:28I feel safe
04:37Aaron
04:38Is Andy in?
04:41Oh, is Andy in?
04:43Sorry, I thought you said is Indian
04:45And I was like
04:46Is Indian what?
04:49Is Indian food good?
04:50Is Indian jewelry pretty?
04:52Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig?
04:55Yes, to all three, by the way
04:56Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble
04:59Keeping track of Andy's calendar
05:00His student film audition schedule
05:02Is crazy hectic
05:03Because the Lackawanna College
05:05Film-A-Fest Destiny
05:06Is coming up
05:07And it's like Andy says
05:08What do you expect?
05:09It's super-hecked
05:10Around Film-A-Fest Dest
05:14I'm so glad I dumped him
05:16Yes!
05:17There's Andy
05:17Andy is in
05:18I'm a good receptionist
05:19I know he's in
05:20David Walrus
05:21In his native habitat
05:24Hey, Andy
05:24Can we go in your office and talk?
05:26Yeah
05:26This isn't going to be
05:27An easy conversation
05:29I told Andy that he was on very thin ice
05:31When he snuck away for three months
05:32To the Caribbean
05:34Then last week
05:34He used company money
05:36To buy a top-of-the-line
05:37Photo printer
05:38In his words
05:39The kind that's good for headshots
05:42And yesterday
05:43He asked me to pay for cheek implants
05:45Claims it's going to boost office morale
05:47Now
05:47He's a good guy
05:48But honestly
05:49At a certain point
05:51The ice gets too thin
05:53And you fall through
05:56And that is when you get fired
06:02Andy
06:02I'm going to stop you right there
06:05David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks
06:08I feel like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
06:10To pursue my dream
06:11And I've finally found the courage to do it
06:14It's actually kind of heroic when I think about it
06:17Uh-huh
06:17But every minute that I spend here
06:20Is time not spent making audition videos
06:23For reality dating, cooking, or singing shows
06:26I'm not supposed to be the guy
06:27Who's sitting in my office all day
06:29Writing nasty comments about American Idol contestants
06:33I'm supposed to be the guy
06:34They're writing nasty comments about
06:37I got a real shot here
06:39And
06:40I'll never be able to forgive myself
06:41If I blew it
06:43Because I was too focused on my stupid paper company job
06:45No offense
06:46So you think you've been too focused on your job
06:49At my last headshot sitting
06:51I was so distracted
06:52Wondering what I was missing at work
06:53That I came across totally manic
06:55And I was going for zany
06:58So
07:00So you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?
07:04Well, no, actually
07:06I see no reason to limit myself to just acting
07:10I am pursuing fame of any kind
07:12Could be singing
07:15Could be dancing
07:16I don't
07:16It's just
07:17I owe it to myself
07:19And my future fans
07:22Well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream
07:27And it seems like you have the gift
07:32Thank you, David
07:35There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, huh?
07:38Nope, I've made up my mind
07:40I'm really sorry
07:41Well, good luck
07:42Hey
07:44Thank you
07:44Not gonna need it
07:46Okay
07:54Well, that kind of worked out
07:57I think just about anybody can be a star
08:00My postman
08:01The night janitor here
08:02But Andy
08:03No, definitely not
08:05Charisma black hole
08:06Andy can't make a living as an actor
08:09He's not tough enough
08:11He should work in a bookstore
08:13Or be one of those men that's a nurse
08:16Andy could make it
08:17Who knows
08:18He could be that fool in a commercial
08:20That gets spaghetti and meatballs all over himself
08:22And his wife shakes her head
08:23And gets out the tide
08:24They could also get somebody else
08:32Oh
08:33Clark
08:35I'm actually here today
08:36Surprise
08:37So I was wondering if maybe I could have my desk back
08:39Right
08:40Yeah, but
08:42You know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis
08:45So
08:46I kind of feel like I've earned this
08:47I mean, you know
08:48Totally have
08:48You have earned it
08:50But maybe I could be with my wife
08:53That's kind of the whole reason why I'm here
08:54Right
08:55Well, I'm here to sell paper
08:58Earn
09:00Wow
09:04All right, Jim, look
09:04I just got made junior salesman
09:06Right
09:07And Wallace is here today
09:08And I don't want him to just think of me as
09:11A customer service rep that sits in the annex
09:13I mean, you can get that, right?
09:15Right?
09:16And what do you need more face time with Wallace for?
09:18You trying to get a
09:20Second
09:20Second job here
09:23It's okay
09:24You can sit in the annex
09:26What?
09:27I'll come visit you
09:32Okay
09:33The annex it is
09:35I'll be sitting at your desk
09:37If that's okay with you
09:38It's fine with me
09:39Have fun
09:39But be careful
09:41It is very easy
09:42To get lost in Pete's beautiful dead eyes
09:47Everyone
09:48A little breaking news for you
09:51Just had a little chat with David Wallace
09:53And, um
09:54I'm taking a leave of absence
09:55From Dunder Mifflin
09:56Forever
09:58Can't say we didn't see it coming
09:59But it's a sad day when anybody
10:01Is fired
10:02And we're so sorry, Andy
10:04Uh, uh, uh
10:04Andy was not fired
10:06I wasn't fired
10:07What are you talking about?
10:10I'm fired up
10:12Yes
10:13Guys, I'm leaving to pursue my lifelong dream
10:16Of being famous
10:19Oh, Andy
10:20What?
10:20Uh-oh
10:21Yeah, so
10:22I'll see you on the red carpet
10:25Andy
10:27Because, yeah, that's how it works
10:30Andy sings beautifully
10:32And he's really good at dancing
10:34He's a good speaker
10:36But there's just something there
10:38You don't want to look at
10:43Hey, how am I doing as your desk mate, by the way?
10:45You probably miss Clark
10:48Yeah, a little bit
10:49Yeah, a little bit
10:50Oh, wow, that, um
10:52Oh, I get that
10:53Oh, no, no, no
10:53No, no
10:53It's cool
10:54I get it
10:55It's cool, man
10:56I'm sure, uh, you and I will have our own thing
10:59Yeah
11:01Definitely
11:02Go Phillies, right?
11:04You don't watch baseball
11:05Keep forgetting that
11:08I just think you're going into this a little fast
11:1138, Daryl
11:12How much slower should I go?
11:13Show business is cold
11:15Let's say you get a job
11:16Which you probably won't
11:17They're not going to cut you any slack
11:20You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack
11:24All right
11:25I get it
11:27The male is a funny species
11:31We don't just tell each other how we feel
11:33That's chick stuff
11:34So instead of saying
11:36Hey, Andy, I love you, man
11:39I don't want you to leave
11:40You say something like
11:43Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life
11:46You're not talented
11:48Well
11:51Right back at you, Daryl
12:00I'm going to miss you, too
12:06Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous
12:09What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?
12:15Could Andy make it as an entertainer?
12:18I don't know
12:19You know who's really funny?
12:21This bird in the park that can't fly right
12:24I'd pay to see him
12:26But I don't have to
12:28Because the park is free
12:31He would be a great guest for a barbecue or beach party
12:35I don't think he could get much bigger than that, though
12:39He could be a clown
12:40He could be a clown
12:41At kids' parties
12:43Have you seen the clowns these days?
12:46They don't make me laugh the way clowns did when I was a kid
12:54I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts
12:57He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts
13:00It's not a large room, I think they heard me
13:02Take my belt, master
13:04I now submit to you every part of myself
13:08That's really okay, I'm mostly focused on the belt here
13:11Just slip it off my...
13:12Slip it off my hips
13:15Take a step back
13:16Take a step back
13:17Bow in
13:21Okay, okay
13:22I can't do this if you're going to be thrusting like that, okay?
13:26I think I'm going to have to cut this off
13:30He will now perform the ceremonial cutting off of the belt
13:42Dwight has been practicing karate for years
13:45When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training
13:48He would strap me to his chest
13:50In a baby Bjorn, made for fat children
13:53And do lunges across the farm
13:57I felt like I was flying
14:00There it is
14:03Congratulations
14:03We did it
14:04Good job
14:04We did it
14:06I love you
14:07Thanks
14:11I will now perform my final kata forms
14:16You're going to watch me, right?
14:17Yes, sir
14:17Okay
14:19Kut!
14:21Kut!
14:22Kut!
14:22Sensei, you're not watching
14:23Yep, I'm watching
14:24Just do it
14:26Kut!
14:27Kut!
14:28Kut!
14:36You're watching?
14:37I'm watching
14:38Watch this part
14:39Okay?
14:42Kut!
14:43Kut!
14:44Kut!
14:44Kut!
14:48Sensei, do you generally do off-calls like this?
14:52You can just call me Billy
14:54Y no, no, pero Dwight insistió que quería recibir su black belt en el lugar que le gusta más en
14:59el mundo.
15:00¿He said that?
15:03He's an odd guy, isn't he?
15:05Yes.
15:09Irritating, también sí.
15:11Pero tengo que darlo a él, él es uno de los más tenaces y determinados hermanos he's ever metido.
15:39I am so proud of you, Shrewberry Bloom.
15:47I really felt like I almost lost her and nothing is worth that.
15:52Boy, I tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle, they wouldn't even change their golf schedule to
15:57shore up their marriage, let alone their professional goals.
16:03Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam.
16:09You did not just say that.
16:11You don't know Pam, she is really cool.
16:14All I'm saying is, forget about my chair.
16:17He wants the manager's chair.
16:19I thought you wanted that job.
16:21Yeah, I did.
16:22But I made too many mistakes.
16:25It's out of my reach now.
16:27Besides, I think Jim would be a fine manager.
16:32I'd be happy to see Jim as manager.
16:36So, the reason I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.
16:39Again.
16:41Again.
16:42And I'm looking for a new manager.
16:46And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight.
16:53Am I crazy?
16:57Am I crazy?
16:57Not at all.
16:59It should be Dwight.
17:03You sure?
17:05You're going to want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh...
17:09Yeah.
17:09Hey, if there's someone who loves paper more than Dwight, I definitely don't want to meet that person.
17:20Andy, uh, we just wondered if we could have a word.
17:24To now or never.
17:25Well, we just had a quick question about this decision of yours.
17:28You know, to leave a stable job and pursue a career in the entertainment business in your late thirties with
17:37no savings to fall back on and no real connections in that business, which can be competitive.
17:44Yeah, sure.
17:45What's your question?
17:46Our question is...
17:50Seems dumb.
17:52Well, it's better than sticking around here and half-assing it, right?
17:55Of course. But, what if you were to stay here, you know, and full-ass it, um, really give it
18:07a go, be the greatest manager in the history of this branch, and in that way achieve the fame and
18:13immortality that you seek?
18:16Eh, I like my plan better.
18:19Oh, Andy, your plan sucks, okay? Nobody is going to hire you, ever.
18:25You're too character-y to be a lead, and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.
18:32What?
18:34Do you think a mama bird is excited to push her little baby bird out of the nest?
18:38No, of course not.
18:39It could break a wing or get eaten by a mountain lion.
18:42But the baby bird has to do it.
18:46Otherwise, I'll never become famous.
18:48No, I don't think he can make it as an actor, but he also can't make it as an employee
18:53in an office.
18:54So, you know, why not go nuts with it?
18:57Oh, Andy! He'll be huge!
19:00I've seen all these movies.
19:02They're very raw, very sexual.
19:04All in Italian.
19:06He's a 38-year-old man with not much talent, no work ethic, and a high opinion of himself.
19:14So I don't think he should be an actor.
19:15I think he should be in Congress.
19:19But in all seriousness, his acting career will be a failure.
19:23When you dream big, you're going to scare some people.
19:26You might even scare yourself.
19:28But what's the alternative?
19:30You just sit around, go to work every day, get married, have a couple of kids, die happy.
19:37What kind of life is that?
19:40Hey, are you still in charge of office-wise?
19:44Yes.
19:44You are?
19:45Yeah.
19:46I seem to have a sticky note emergency where I grab it from the wrong end and then this happens.
19:51Oh, boy.
19:52Yeah, if you could help me out, that would be...
19:54I could give you some beginner stickies.
19:57Anything would help.
19:58Okay.
19:59Here you go.
20:00Oh, also, while you're at it, if you did have a salt packet, three tacks, and some aspirin, that would
20:04be great.
20:05Oh, wow, you have that.
20:07Mm-hmm.
20:08Here you go.
20:08Wow, that's...
20:08It's all yours.
20:10You've come so prepared.
20:12Aspirin.
20:14You want to get rid of a headache, you sit on something sharp.
20:16Any sensei will tell you that.
20:19Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man.
20:22It's really great.
20:24Thank you.
20:27So, uh, I saw you talking to Wallace earlier.
20:30Is he going to offer you the manager's job?
20:32No.
20:33He was maybe thinking of you for it.
20:36Yeah, right.
20:37I'm afraid that ship has sailed.
20:40I wouldn't be too sure about that.
20:43Just sayin'.
20:53Hello.
20:53Hello.
20:54Well, hello.
20:55Big day for you.
20:56Big day for you.
20:57Thank you.
20:58Love the belt.
20:58Oh, yes.
20:59You know, I don't know anything about karate, but I have broken a few boards in my day.
21:02Hi-ya!
21:04Diving boards.
21:05At my family pool in Reading.
21:06I was an obese child.
21:08I never talk about that here, but...
21:11Nard Dog's out of here, so letting it all hang out.
21:13This is exciting.
21:14You're finally going to get to go out and flap your wings.
21:17Thank you.
21:17I appreciate that, because a lot of people are saying I might not make it.
21:21Oh, I doubt you'll make it.
21:22Very few do who try to be a star, but listen, you've saved up enough money to take a couple
21:27of years off and pursue your dream and have some fun, right?
21:30No, I just applied for more overdraft protection.
21:35Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay and everything to gain from you leaving,
21:39but please, I have known you for years.
21:40I have seen you perform.
21:42Dear God, don't quit your day job.
21:47Nothing is impossible to him who will try, Alexander the Great, if you were Cockney.
21:56You're bad.
22:02I'm gonna make it.
22:05Every person who's been on Conan has a crazy story about how they made it.
22:09Every person.
22:13Aaron, honest Aaron cannot tell a lie.
22:16If we lay together, that's something you can't take back.
22:21So true.
22:23Is there a question, or are you what?
22:26Will you tell me bluntly, do you think I'm making a terrible mistake quitting my job to
22:30become an actor?
22:32Bluntly?
22:33Yes.
22:34Huge mistake.
22:35Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless.
22:39Or maybe even starve.
22:43Thank you.
22:47The tough thing for me is that most of my ideas, like ever, have been bad.
22:52Is this another bad idea?
22:54Or have I finally run out of bad ideas, and this is actually my first great idea?
23:00I think yes.
23:03Which probably means no.
23:10You can stay on as a salesman, Andy.
23:14Thank you.
23:22Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please?
23:45Say it again.
23:47Will you be the new manager?
23:51Where?
23:53Where?
23:54What branch?
23:55Here.
23:56Scranton.
24:02Come on.
24:03Come on, Dwight.
24:05Just get up.
24:06Let's go.
24:07It's good news.
24:09I'm sorry.
24:11I've just waited for this moment my entire life.
24:13I mean, I was interim manager once, but then I shot that gun.
24:17What?
24:18But this isn't interim manager.
24:20No.
24:23It's Dwight K.
24:25Schroett.
24:27Manager.
24:29Why do you already have this?
24:30In case Michael or Andy ever got killed in a traffic accident and there was a trade show
24:34on the same day.
24:34You will not regret this decision, David.
24:37No.
24:38I will never, ever let you down.
24:42I know, Dwight.
24:44I know.
24:53You're going to do great.
24:55You're going to do great.
25:11You're going to do great.
25:12Hey.
25:14Wow.
25:15Hey.
25:15Hi.
25:18What's up?
25:20Um, I have a question.
25:21Okay.
25:23Oh, I had a question.
25:26Really?
25:27I did.
25:29Yeah.
25:29Totally you did.
25:30Super important.
25:31I need you to stay right here while you think about it.
25:34Okay.
25:34I'm going to wait.
25:35All right.
25:36I did not come back here just to see you.
25:38No.
25:38I'm sure you did not.
25:40Why wasn't your question?
25:42I don't know.
25:43But it might take me a long time to figure it out.
25:45Well, then I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.
25:48Exactly.
25:55Hey, everybody.
25:55I changed my mind.
25:57Not leaving.
25:58I'm going to stay on in sales.
26:01Oh, thank God.
26:03Because sales could be your best role yet.
26:06Hey.
26:07Good choice, man.
26:08Seriously.
26:09Don't want to see you on a porn next year.
26:12Okay.
26:13Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman.
26:16Death of a Salesman.
26:17I don't think so.
26:19Sure.
26:19Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller.
26:21It's a great play about crushed dreams.
26:23Mmm.
26:24No, this one was written by SpongeBob SquarePants.
26:39Got any hot leads?
26:45See, so you just push from under and turn it around and boom.
26:50Now the staple crimps outward.
26:52I had no idea.
26:53And here I've been stapling the same way for 20 years like a freaking sheep.
26:57Look who's back.
26:57I'm back.
27:00Oh, hey, look.
27:01And now it's like a double date.
27:02Wow.
27:03Because, uh, boop, boop.
27:06Weedle-doop.
27:08Actually, maybe we should go on a double date sometime.
27:10That'd be fun.
27:11Yeah, we should do that for real sometime.
27:13Well, how about Thursday?
27:15Oh, well, Thursday's tough because...
27:18Wheat nights are actually tough just because of it.
27:20They are.
27:20That's true.
27:20Just forget it.
27:21Forget it.
27:22I said anything.
27:22Oh.
27:31Attention, everyone.
27:32Just a quick announcement.
27:33A little reconfiguration to the staff.
27:37Dwight Schrute.
27:38David.
27:40Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement?
27:42And then I'll never, ever do it again.
27:44I don't think so.
27:45But it's just one thing.
27:46Just let me do it.
27:47Come on.
27:47Let me do this one thing.
27:48Come on.
27:48What I was about to say is Dwight Schrute.
27:51Can I...
27:51What?
27:53Uh...
27:54I'm sorry.
27:55I gotta...
27:55This'll be a second.
27:56Sorry.
27:57Send it to voicemail.
27:58Yeah.
28:05Come on.
28:14Then we'll get him a new set of drums.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:17Oh, my God.
28:18Okay.
28:26Dwight Schrute is manager!
28:31¡Grrrrr!
28:33¡Grrrrr!
28:36¡Grrrrr!
28:37¡Bravo!
28:40¡Bravo!
28:41¡Woo!
28:42Creen Brathen
28:43es el nuevo manager.
28:48¡Congratulations!
28:49¿Qué es?
28:50¡Dwight es el nuevo manager!
28:53¡He lo hizo!
28:54¡Congratulations, Dwight!
28:59¡Pam!
29:01¡Congratulations, buddy!
29:07¡Thank you, Jim!
29:09¡Congrats, Dwight!
29:12¡Get out of Jim's seat!
29:14¡W-But I fought for this seat!
29:16¡You're an annex kid!
29:18You might be bullpen. We'll see. Give it a couple years.
29:20Scram.
29:36It's nice to have you back.
29:43So...
29:44So...
29:45I wanted to offer you a new position.
29:47Let's hear it.
29:49Assistant Regional Manager.
29:51Nope. Can't accept that job.
29:53It's not a real job.
29:55Jim.
29:56I'll tell you what I could accept.
29:58Is assistant to the Regional Manager.
30:01That is a real job and one I'd be proud to take.
30:04Shake on it.
30:06Done.
30:06Way to negotiate, idiot.
30:11Don't get me wrong.
30:12I am definitely here for Pam.
30:15But this is an awesome added bonus.
30:44So...
30:45All the numbers adding up?
30:47Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but...
30:50Congratulations, Dwight.
30:51Thank you.
30:52Yes.
30:53Congratulations.
30:55Yeah.
30:55And Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say...
30:58Congratulations.
31:01This is a big day for you.
31:04Hmm.
31:07Yes, it is.
31:14Carry on.
31:16Thank you.
31:20How did I just abandon my dream so quickly?
31:23It's because I had a fallback.
31:25That's the problem.
31:27When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up.
31:30When Cortez landed in Mexico, the only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs was by burning all
31:35of his own boats.
31:36So they could never return home.
31:41Huge dick move.
31:42But very effective.
31:47I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.
31:53Everyone!
31:55Change my mind again.
31:56Which is it now? Dream or no dream?
31:59Uh, dream.
32:00Going with my dream.
32:02Gotta go all in.
32:03Ain't that right, Jim?
32:04Oh, don't look at me, because I think you're making a terrible choice.
32:07All in!
32:08Woo!
32:14Toby!
32:16Hey!
32:17I changed my mind again.
32:18I am going to leave Thunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.
32:22Okay then, Andy.
32:23Yeah.
32:23But here's the thing.
32:24I can't have good old Thunder Mifflin to fall back on, or else I'll never succeed.
32:27I gotta burn those boats.
32:29So, I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and or
32:33groping
32:34wieners.
32:36Andy, you know I can't do that.
32:38I'd be lying.
32:39Seriously?
32:40Yeah.
32:41Um...
32:41Come on, just do it!
32:43I can't.
32:44Alright, fine.
32:46Just know that you made me do this.
32:50Oh, come on.
32:51Andy.
32:52No.
32:53Andy.
32:53Don't!
32:54Stop blocking my hand!
32:55No.
32:56This is your...
32:57You brought this on!
32:57No.
32:58No, Andy.
33:00Okay, alright.
33:01Rope to good.
33:02Off to Hollywood!
33:13This is Angela.
33:15Oh.
33:16Hello, Ms. Pawlikowski.
33:18Uh, how can I help you?
33:21No.
33:21Did my rent check not clear?
33:23Because I just transferred another $25 to that account.
33:27So, if there's a problem, it's clearly on your end and you...
33:31Oh.
33:32Oh.
33:33Oh.
33:34Oh, okay.
33:34Good.
33:35Then, um, what is this about?
33:41No.
33:41No.
33:42No.
33:42No.
33:42Hey.
33:42No.
33:43You are out of line, Ms. Pawlikowski.
33:45No.
33:46No, you are!
33:47No, you are!
33:49Evicted?
33:50Fine!
33:50I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway!
33:52Listen.
33:53I get my security deposit back.
33:55Yes, I do.
33:56Yet...
33:56That is not fair!
33:58That is not fair!
34:00Well, you know what?
34:01You have so many hairs on your chin, the animal control should have taken you away!
34:06That is very unladylike!
34:07You are disgusting!
34:21What do you think that was about?
34:24David!
34:26I lost the Scranton White Pages account.
34:28Do you have any idea how much paper that is?
34:31And, I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight.
34:34I did it out of spite.
34:35We put the past behind us, though, Andy.
34:37What if I told you I hate you?
34:38And this company?
34:39Enough, Andy!
34:40Enough!
34:41Just stop forgiving me, David!
34:42Please!
34:44This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself.
34:49What if I took a dump on your new car?
34:51Oh, my God.
34:52Eleanor Roosevelt once said,
34:54The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
34:59I think she's right.
35:01I feel calm now.
35:04Get out!
35:05I feel like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.
35:14Andy.
35:14Yeah?
35:15What are you doing?
35:17Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom, so I don't squash my nickety-nacks on top.
35:22Okay, that's not what I mean.
35:25You don't have to leave because you said you would.
35:29Don't let pride ruin your whole life.
35:33Okay?
35:34It's not worth it.
35:38Wow.
35:39Angela.
35:41What we had was great, and honestly, I think about it a lot, too.
35:45Ugh.
35:46But, I just, it's in the past, and I feel like we shouldn't-
35:50No, that's not-
35:51Rehash-
35:51No, no, no.
35:52Stop.
35:53It's just-
35:56Exactly.
35:57Okay.
35:59Well, have a good trip.
36:02Good luck, Andy.
36:05Thanks, Angela.
36:06You, too.
36:07Thanks.
36:08The bridge burnt.
36:11No turning back now.
36:15Everybody, Lorelei and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.
36:21Oh, good lord.
36:22Can't you just leave?
36:24You know, Andy, you could just say a really nice goodbye.
36:27Tuna, I'm a performer, and perform I shall.
36:37I will remember you.
36:46Will you remember me?
36:51Don't let your life pass you by, and weep not for the memories.
37:05Remember all the good times that we had.
37:11Let them slip away from us when things got bad.
37:18How clearly I first saw you smiling in the sun.
37:24I wanna feel your warmth upon me.
37:28I wanna be the one.
37:31Cause I will remember you.
37:35Okay.
37:36It's just a really nice song.
37:38Will you remember me?
37:43Don't let your life pass you by, and weep not for the memories.
37:55Don't let your life pass you by, and weep not for the memories.
38:09And weep not for the memories.
38:16Awesome.
38:25Who knows?
38:26Maybe Andy will make it.
38:28He's not terrible.
38:30Yeah, and people worse than him make it all the time.
38:33Like Lil' Romeo.
38:34No, he's good.
38:35He was good.
38:44¿Qué?
38:47¿Nos vemos, Kevin?
38:49¿Nos vemos, Oscar?
39:04¿Tense?
39:06¿Estás pensando en el campo?
39:08¿No os pensamos?
39:10¿A volar?
39:10Bueno, he cambiado mi mind.
39:14¿Qué, Angela?
39:16¿No, no, no?
39:19¿No, no, no, no?
39:20¿No?
39:20¿No?
39:21¿No?
39:23¿No?
39:24¿No?
39:24¿No?
39:24No, no.
39:25¿No?
39:26¿No?
39:27¿No?
39:27¿No?
39:27Quiero vivir en una tienda.
39:28Oh, Dios.
39:31Ven a conmigo.
39:33No quiero que me en tu lugar.
39:35Sí, sí.
39:37No siempre, pero hasta que te vuelva a tus pies,
39:40que no es mucho tiempo.
39:42Es lo que puedo hacer.
39:44Bueno.
39:50Separada de las habitaciones.
39:59Gracias.
40:02You're welcome.
40:04Let's go get Phillip.
40:05And we'll get your stuff.
40:07Okay.
40:08Get the hell out of that place.
40:10Okay.
40:12Are you allowed to have pets?
40:14Oh, I don't know.
40:17Yesterday, I was just your average, ordinary paper salesman
40:20with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel.
40:24Today, I leave here a regional manager.
40:27with a black belt.
40:30It really is amazing how your life can change in one day.
40:37You talked to waiting, Colin?
40:39No, I just saw I missed their call.
40:40Wow, what's up?
40:41We got an offer on the table.
40:42What kind of offer?
40:43A buyout.
40:44What?
40:45We're in play, baby.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:47We did it.
40:47We did it.
40:49Hey, and look, the buyers want to make sure
40:52it's not just a Philly play.
40:53Okay.
40:53So get this.
40:54They're going to pay for us to go pitch out West.
40:58We're talking Spurs, Jazz, Cowboys, Blake Griffin, baby.
41:05Wow.
41:06That is...
41:08We did it.
41:09Yeah, we did it.
41:12Hey, how long do they think that's going to take?
41:14Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.
41:17Oh, man.
41:20Yeah, I can't do it.
41:23Can't do what?
41:25This, man.
41:27I can't do this to Pam.
41:29No, no, Jim.
41:30This is different.
41:31This is everything.
41:33I know.
41:35And I can't do it.
42:04So is your place all bachelor slobby and gross?
42:08Nope, it's neat and tastefully appointed like most gay men's homes.
42:11The stereotype holds up.
42:13I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy.
42:17Angela, you just...
42:20were...
42:23I love you.
42:28I know. I understand more than most, but we both have to move on.
42:34You can't...
42:37No, not this senator. I love Dwight.
42:58I love you.
43:28No, not this senator. I love you.
43:30Gracias por ver el video.
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