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00:09To be continued...
00:30We've got to deactivate all the security measures.
00:31This is one well-guarded dentist's office.
00:34Not a dentist's office.
00:36Really?
00:38So I didn't need to pull that guy's tooth?
00:40Does no one listen to my pre-heist game plans?
00:43You do those?
00:44No.
00:45This is a high-tech pharmaceutical lab that just developed a cream that replicates the properties of the Fountain of
00:50Youth.
00:50We're going to steal it and turn it into cold, hard cash.
00:53Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:54We should definitely keep some for ourselves because good skin care is priceless.
00:58And you've all made it no secret that my ingenue days are behind me.
01:06With all this security, there's got to be more primo loot to steal.
01:10I haven't really satisfied my steal all I can while I can't hitch yet.
01:16Snake, we got what we came for. Let's get out while we're ahead.
01:18You worry too much, Wolfie.
01:20Let me just grab a few more things.
01:21Because it'll be full of...
01:26Snake!
01:33Oh, no.
01:34He's adorable!
01:38Me? Adorable?
01:39No!
01:43No!
01:51Don't Moon!
01:52No!
01:56No!
02:00No!
02:00No!
02:03No!
02:15Thanks for the longest car ride of my life, Piranha.
02:18It was so, uh, what's the opposite of fun?
02:21I will not apologize for driving safely with such purchase cargo on board.
02:26Ooh, look at that baby stinky. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
02:30I hate this. We gotta figure out a way to change me back to normal.
02:34Look on the bright side, Snake. Now you can get away with way more crime.
02:37No one suspects a baby of being a master thief.
02:40Yeah, where would they even stash their loot? In their diaper?
02:43Should we all start wearing diapers?
02:44Hang on, that gave me an idea.
02:47Might be the first good idea anyone in this group has ever had.
02:50Okay, offensive.
02:51We could take advantage of me being an adorable little twerp
02:55to pull off a BBBG.
03:00An IRL BBBG?
03:03Ooh, I thought the BBBG was only a myth, like the benefits of vitamins.
03:07Are y'all spelling things so I won't understand?
03:08Because that is not K-E-W-L.
03:11He's talking about the Baby Basket Baron Gambit.
03:13The Baby Basket Baron Gambit?
03:16The most infamous lawn car of all time.
03:18The BBBG makes an L-L-L-G look like a P-P-O-K.
03:22The BBBG is simple.
03:24You start by leaving a child on the doorstep of a wealthy, childless Baron.
03:28You know, Barons.
03:30Richy-rich tycoons who amass colossal wealth to fill the hole in their hearts.
03:35The crooked kid slowly embeds into the Baron's life
03:38in order to find out where he keeps his most prized possessions.
03:42Blinded by love, the Baron suspects nothing as the kid steals said possessions
03:46before disappearing under the cover of night.
03:48That sounds awesome! I want to do the BBBG!
03:51No way! We're not doing a BBBG!
03:53Let's move on!
03:55Can we all pretend I said that in a non-shouty way?
03:59I just meant it feels like we're overlooking the fact
04:01that we just pulled off a successful heist.
04:04Plus, I made some calls and have contacts willing to fence to cream for us.
04:08Or they're on the fence about us.
04:11I didn't have great reception.
04:13Either way, we should be celebrating
04:15and figuring out a way to turn Snake back into his hideous adult self.
04:19Don't worry about me, Wolfie.
04:21I'm sure a few cups of coffee and a week's worth of world news
04:23will age me up in no time.
04:25Right now, we should focus on the BBBG.
04:29You okay, Wolf?
04:30Your eyes twitch it.
04:32And like a minute ago,
04:33you sat it at the top of your lungs in a passing race.
04:35Ooh, is there something from your past driving your decision-making?
04:38Psst, no.
04:39Great, okay, so...
04:40It all happened when I was just a pup.
04:43My mentor and I tried to pull a BBBG.
04:45Things were going well.
04:46But then I got in too deep.
04:48Once I was on the inside, there was so much to steal.
04:50I lost track of the actual target.
04:52I didn't know where the BBBG ended, and I began.
04:56Ahem.
04:56Dramatic monologues are kind of my thing.
04:58Right.
04:59Anyway, my mentor had to blow my cover and pull me out.
05:02The whole thing was a disaster.
05:03And I vowed never to try a con like that ever again.
05:07I hear you, Wolf.
05:08You were a failure in the past.
05:10But the bad guys have done just about every type of crime there is.
05:14Heists, burglaries, larceny, petty and grand.
05:17Fraud, putting mail on everything,
05:18using speakerphones in public, piracy, both kinds.
05:21Not respecting TGIF, leaving the toilet seat up,
05:24wet willies, dry willies, humid Steve's, Grand Theft Auto.
05:27Buffet sneezing, under-tipping, and crimes of fashion.
05:31Can't forget that.
05:32But we've never done a con.
05:35How can we call ourselves real criminals if we haven't pulled a con?
05:38And besides, this time, I'll be the one on the inside.
05:41And you'll be your mentor.
05:45You'll have to follow my plan and do what I say.
05:48I'm in.
05:48Eh, fine.
05:50All we need now is to find a childless baron.
05:53Got one!
05:55What?
05:56I have a news alert for newly arrived barons,
05:58recently departed bishops,
05:59and limited edition sneaker drops.
06:01His name is Baron Von Tuskington.
06:04Just moved to town and is always photographed wearing this crown.
06:07I'm sure it's worth a pretty penny.
06:09There's crowns, and then there's crowns.
06:12Wow.
06:14Wow-ee.
06:15Well, we've got our target.
06:17Looks like the bad guys are...
06:19Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
06:20Well, I was thinking I would say it, since it was my idea.
06:23Sure thing.
06:24Go ahead.
06:24Looks like the bad guys are...
06:27Are pulling a con.
06:32Okay, everyone remember the plan.
06:34Webs, you're going in a snake-stuffed animal.
06:37Once you're inside, set up your camera
06:39so we can find where the Baron keeps that crown.
06:41Copy.
06:41And, snake, I know it's hard,
06:43but you're supposed to be a kid,
06:44so you have to act like a little kid.
06:47Look how hideously adorable I am.
06:48How could this not work?
06:50And remember, don't let yourself get in too deep.
06:52The target is the crown.
06:54The crown.
06:55Say it back to me.
06:56Crown.
06:56Wolf, come on.
06:57I know what I'm doing.
06:58All right.
06:59The BBBG is a go.
07:05Deborah!
07:05The door!
07:06It made a noise!
07:08Dev?
07:15Oh, did I do it right?
07:16I never opened a door before.
07:18Oh, it's fun.
07:20Oh!
07:27Oh, dear!
07:29An abandoned orphan at my doorstep!
07:31I'm afraid you've come at a terrible time.
07:34My girl Friday, Deborah,
07:36has left to explore other opportunities,
07:39and...
07:40You see, she usually handles this sort of thing.
07:44I'm sure you understand.
07:56What?
07:57I can't.
07:57It's not like I can just...
07:58a dog.
08:07Oh, was it impulsive for me to adopt a random child left at my door?
08:28Perhaps. But they said the same thing about me buying that soda factory just so I could force it to
08:34stop making root beer.
08:36I mean, who likes root beer? Like no one, root beer is for suckers.
08:42See? That's why you're my boy. Good night, my precious son.
08:57I told you this would be a piece of cake.
09:01Just don't lose focus. What's the target?
09:03The crown. Wolf, you gotta trust me. I got this.
09:07Time for phase two, finding that crown.
09:09Also phase two, no more treating Rebs like a rag doll.
09:12Okay, I've tricked out the sippy cup with a periscopic camera.
09:15All we have to do is get the Baron to put it wherever he keeps his goods.
09:18Then we'll be able to see if the crown is in there too.
09:20No problem.
09:21Hey, buddy!
09:23Baby, hit up a little. Try crying.
09:26Where?
09:28I'm coming, sweet child!
09:30What's wrong, son?
09:32I had a bad dream.
09:34It was a dream, and in the dream somebody stole my sippy cup.
09:38And, hey, I wonder, do you think you can lock it up wherever you keep your most precious objects?
09:45Oh, surrounded by all the wealth in the world, and yet my little tyke is worried about a simple plastic
09:52cup.
09:53The things that really matter are the things we love the most, and that is you now, my boy.
10:00So off I go!
10:20Oh, he likes the most hideous things.
10:40Target acquired. Time for phase three. Getting the team inside.
10:45And the upper class live happily ever after. The end.
10:51Ah, that was great, Pops.
10:52But you know what would make me feel like a big boy?
10:54If I could read it on my own, maybe you could hire me a tutor.
11:03Greetings, salutations, and remembrances.
11:05My vocabulary is very extensive because I'm an expert reader.
11:10Coming!
11:11Oh! Ouch! Owie!
11:13Shark, just take the glasses off.
11:15Oh, Kendo! I built the entire character around them.
11:20And what does this say?
11:24Now, don't take this the wrong way, Papa, but you're a terrible cook.
11:27Think we could hire somebody, please?
11:35Somebody order a chef?
11:37Phase three complete. I can't believe it.
11:39We're actually pulling off the BBBG.
11:42It's all because of me.
11:43I really am a great mentor.
11:47Time for phase four.
11:48Snake, you keep the Baron occupied while the team gets that crown.
11:53Uh, Papa, could you tell me a story?
11:57Preferably a long one.
12:00A very, very long one.
12:03I'll tell you about the first time I fell in love.
12:07I was sitting in a diner when suddenly, approaching me, I saw a lovely, round, smoking hot bowl of soup.
12:17It was delivered by a waitress named Esmeralda, I think.
12:20But this soup was incredible.
12:23It had pumpkin, it had cardamom, it had soul.
12:27Uh, what do we do?
12:28This is usually Snake's part.
12:30Don't worry.
12:31I have Snake's copy of The Boxman's Code, unlocking the secrets of unlocking.
12:35First, face the lock.
12:37Well, duh. Who would have known how...
12:39This is impossible.
12:40We're never gonna find the vault.
12:44And I didn't brush my teeth for a week, so the taste of that soup stayed with me for the
12:51rest of my vacation, which I'm still having.
12:55Uh, I haven't worked a day in my life.
12:58The power of generational wealth.
13:01You know, son, I've never loved anything as much as that soup.
13:04That is, until you showed up at my door.
13:09Really?
13:10And I want to show that love by bequeathing you my entire fortune.
13:15Does that happen to include any jewelry?
13:18Like, uh, I don't know, a priceless crown, perhaps?
13:23Oh, good guess.
13:24But the crown is practically lunch money.
13:26The real fortune is my trillions of dollars in stocks and bonds.
13:34Trillions with a T and an S at the end, trillion.
13:37Ooh, those reading lessons are really paying off.
13:42Yes, my dear son.
13:43And they will all be yours to inherit once you become an adult.
13:50You know, you know, Potts, uh, all this talk about money has made me greedy.
13:54Yeah, I mean, hungry.
13:55I'm still learning my words.
13:57I'm gonna go grab a snack.
13:58Now, don't you go anywhere.
14:00Ooh, I want to hear more stories about your, uh, I mean, our money.
14:12Put that back.
14:13I've got an even bigger score for us.
14:16My papa's trillion dollar fortune.
14:21Your papa?
14:21Snake, no.
14:22Don't do this again.
14:23Just stick to the plan.
14:25No, no, Wolfie, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:26Just think.
14:27If we play it cool for another, oh, I don't know, decade or two, we'll walk away with trillions.
14:33No, we can't stop now.
14:34You really think you can pretend to be a baby for that long?
14:37I really do.
14:39Oh, no, it's happening.
14:41He's in too deep.
14:42You gotta slap out of it.
14:43I can't slap a baby.
14:44I can.
14:48Huh?
14:51Duke, you can't move.
14:53Look away, look away.
14:54I am doing this for the good of the team.
14:59We're about to pull off the longest long con in history.
15:04History, ah.
15:06Yeah, too late.
15:07Snake, no.
15:10This is exactly why we should have never tried the BBBG.
15:13Wolf, your friends need you, and you're the only one who can save them.
15:17You're the mentor now, Wolf.
15:19You can do this.
15:21The voice of my former mentor?
15:22Encouraging me from the grave after all these years?
15:25Heist heaven does exist?
15:26What?
15:27No, it's webs.
15:28Pull it together, man.
15:29Oh, right.
15:30Sorry.
15:35I know what I have to do.
15:39Pops, we talked about this.
15:41I am way too old for the airplane.
15:43Do the choo-choo train instead.
15:45Woo-hoo!
15:46Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
15:48All right, that's good stuff.
15:51Papa?
15:52Do I know you?
15:54Hey, pops.
15:56I'm ready for bed.
15:57Why don't you make this stranger go away and take me to my room?
16:04Don't go!
16:05I'm your long-lost son.
16:07My mother's name was Esmeralda.
16:09She always told stories about the handsome baron that would come into her diner.
16:12I've been looking for you for years.
16:15She told me to bring you this.
16:19Oh, you do have her eyes.
16:21Pumpkin.
16:22Cardamom.
16:23And I would recognize the delicious aroma of that soup anywhere.
16:28Oh, it must be true.
16:30Come on in, you new son.
16:36No way.
16:37The baron's real son showed up right in the middle of our thing?
16:41You know that's Wolf, right?
16:42Wolf is the baron's real son?
16:44Shh, I want to hear this.
16:46Wolf is doing the unthinkable.
16:48He's trying to pull off an LLLG.
16:49The long-lost love-child gambit.
16:52While confronting the failures of his past.
16:57Oh, sorry, boys.
16:58I couldn't find the chef.
17:00Probably pulled a Deborah.
17:01Fortunately, we have one heck of a bowl of soup to share.
17:05You know, you look kind of familiar.
17:07Don't see how that's possible.
17:10Yeah, but maybe you just remind me of a character from a book I was reading.
17:14He had a very unhappy ending.
17:16Oh, not to brag, but your brother is a pretty advanced reader.
17:21The joys of fatherhood.
17:23Teaching your child to read.
17:24By hiring a person to do that for you.
17:27He does seem mature for his age.
17:28How old are you again?
17:29I don't know, four?
17:31Five-ish?
17:33Three.
17:33No, like one to six.
17:36That's an interesting age.
17:38I was born in a leap year, so it's actually pretty normal.
17:41I remember being that age, being young, never knowing when to stop playing and focus on
17:46what I was supposed to be doing.
17:49No idea what you're talking about.
17:51And I'd watch what I say if I were you.
18:01Sibling rivalries are to be expected, but just know that I love you both the same.
18:09Boy, all this reuniting with family has tired me out.
18:14I guess I'll see you in the morning, baby bro.
18:17Actually, I was thinking my big bro and I could have a sleepover.
18:22Really get to bond.
18:23Oh, that is a beautiful idea.
18:27Mwah, mwah.
18:35Where do you think you're going?
18:37To rescue our team.
18:39Yes.
18:43You never know where to stop.
18:44You let yourself get in too deep.
18:45I know exactly what I'm doing.
18:48Stealing trillions of dollars.
18:50What are you talking about?
18:51It'll never work.
18:52You can't pretend to be a son for 20 years.
18:54You're just afraid of blowing it again like you did with your mentor.
19:01I'm the mentor now.
19:02I'm making sure the bad guys get out with the crown.
19:08What's going on here?
19:11Papa, help!
19:13He's not really your son.
19:14He was trying to rob us, but I stopped him.
19:23That's right.
19:24Like all Richies, I'm trained in Elizabethan sword play.
19:28I must defend my home and protect my son from...
19:31Uh-oh.
19:42The effects of the de-aging chamber must have worn off.
19:45What's going on?
19:46Uh, uh, snakes just, uh, age differently.
19:50You know, puberty hits us hard, Papa.
19:52What can I say?
19:53Hey, but the good news is, now that I'm an adult,
19:55you can just go ahead and give me those trillions of dollars.
19:58Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
20:00I fell for a BBBG.
20:04And an L-L-L-G?
20:07You were after my crown, weren't you?
20:11Oh, thank goodness.
20:13It's just the chef and the tutor.
20:15And, oh, wait.
20:17You're all part of it!
20:19You won't get away with this!
20:21Run!
20:21Run!
20:23Oh, come back here!
20:28Come back here!
20:32Come back here!
21:03Oh, hey, whoa!
21:16I may be a fool, but I know my precious baby is in there somewhere, and I can't hurt him!
21:22Just go!
21:25Wait!
21:27Can I ask you one last question?
21:30Was I a good papa?
21:34No.
21:35You were a great papa, and I promise there's a snotty little rugrat somewhere out there
21:40who'll love you and won't lie to your face and rob you blind.
21:49Baron Von Tuskington has adopted every orphan in the city!
21:53When asked for comment, the Baron said he'd never been happier or more exhausted.
21:57Well, I guess it's a happy ending all around.
22:01What?
22:02The bad guys pulled off two cons and got the crown.
22:05We only got the crown because I stepped in.
22:08Otherwise, you would have blown the whole thing because you never know when to stop.
22:10Well, that's why I've got you, Wolfie.
22:12Always there to pull me back.
22:13We're a perfect pair.
22:15Like oil and water.
22:16Let's never change.
22:17We did pull off our first con as a team.
22:21Plus, I know the perfect buyer to take all that stolen cream off our hands.
22:28Good afternoon, sir.
22:31Who we've never met before.
22:33Could we interest you in some revolutionary cream guaranteed to keep brand new fathers energetic and spry?
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