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00:00From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
00:06This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.
00:24Welcome to The Daily Show.
00:26I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
00:30Your pre-check status can't save you anymore.
00:32ICE agents get their steps in, and AI tells humanity, you in danger, girl.
00:38So let's get into the headlines.
00:43Let's kick things off with an update in our war with Iran.
00:47It started about a month ago, and today, President Trump spoke to the nation with some good news about the
00:52war.
00:52They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually.
00:55They gave us a present, and the present arrived today.
01:00It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money.
01:05And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant, uh, uh, prize.
01:17Wait, you got a gift from the people you are currently at war with.
01:22When I was at school and they made us read the Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans fell for that
01:28Trojan horse.
01:30And now I'm watching it happen in real time.
01:33The Secret Service is going to be like, Mr. President, please don't bring that to the Situation Room.
01:37But it's expensive.
01:40And it's ticking.
01:42I bet it's a watch.
01:51Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is getting is no pay.
01:54The partial government shutdown means they've gone a whole month without a check.
01:57But why do we work if not to do it for free?
02:01You know, I'm sure it's not going to make a difference at the airport.
02:05Frustration is growing at many of the nation's airports with hours-long security lines that haven't let up.
02:11Over the weekend, more than 3,400 TSA officers called out nationwide, the most since this partial government shutdown began.
02:19I've been here since 9 last night.
02:23It's just mouse chaos.
02:24A damn mess.
02:25It's a mess.
02:26It's a mess for real, though.
02:28Ain't no water.
02:29Not a Biscoff cookie.
02:31Nothing.
02:38A Biscoff cookie?
02:41The cookie they give you on a plane that you then throw on the floor and step away?
02:47I think you've been in line so long, you're delirious.
02:51I've been here for hours.
02:52If only I could have something dry and crumbly in my mouth.
02:56You know, something that really goes down the throat like sandpaper and tastes like ants.
03:03What could be worse than waiting in line for four hours?
03:07Our next guest's flight was at 10.45 p.m.
03:10And he did everything right.
03:11He got to the Atlanta airport at least four hours early.
03:15But he says he didn't get through security until 3.20 the next morning.
03:21Nine hours?
03:23Someone waited in TSA for nine hours.
03:26You may not have starred in that line as a terrorist.
03:28But after nine hours...
03:39This man waited in line for the length of a shift.
03:42That means he saw the TSA agent clock in from a distance.
03:46And right as he got to the front, they clocked out in his face.
03:51By the time I get that pat down, it better be the best one I've ever had in my life.
03:56I'm talking full release.
04:00If this is what flying is going to be like from now on, you may as well go to the
04:04airport now.
04:06Just in case you ever have a flight sometime.
04:09But seeing how long the lines have gotten, Trump decided he had to do something.
04:13Now, the good news is that Trump sent in people to help TSA.
04:17The bad news is those people are ICE.
04:22And yesterday, they were sent to airports to start helping.
04:26So, let's see what they've been doing.
04:27They appear to just sort of be hanging out, milling around, visiting with each other,
04:32unclear about what their mission is at the airport.
04:35Walking around the airport.
04:37Some are standing around in groups talking amongst themselves.
04:39Some are walking in and out of security.
04:41They are not helping get people through the line themselves.
04:44They've been sitting next to TSA agents as people get checked in.
04:48But they're not doing the work of actually physically checking people in.
04:51You're telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport and doing absolutely nothing?
04:57Well, then it's my honor to present the award for most improved agency.
05:12You're not doing anything.
05:14And honestly, thank God.
05:17Keep doing what you're not doing.
05:26Now, maybe this is the best possible scenario for ICE.
05:29Sending them to the airport can be like an after-school program for them, you know?
05:33I know they're just standing around, but it's keeping them off the streets.
05:43Look, it was always obvious that sending ICE into the airports wasn't going to help.
05:47The problem is that TSA workers are getting paid, so they're quitting and calling out SIC.
05:53Having other random federal agencies still not being TSA isn't going to fix that.
05:58We will also bring out, if we don't have enough, we will bring out the National Guard and, you know,
06:03where we need it to help out at the airport.
06:08No! Stop sending more agencies.
06:11You're not going to make the security line shorter.
06:13You're just going to make the Starbucks line longer.
06:24Who are you going to send in next? Space Force.
06:43I can't scan your suitcase.
06:47But you can watch me do push-ups in jeans.
06:52Can I smell your neck?
07:00Clearly, clearly, Trump isn't helping.
07:02But the question is, who is to blame for the shutdown in the first place?
07:05Well, according to a story from Republican Congressman Andy Barr, that definitely happened.
07:11It's the Democrats.
07:13I was going through TSA the other day, Maria, and a patriotic, wonderful TSA supervisory officer stopped me.
07:20And she told me that she had missed her second paycheck.
07:23And I said, I'm so sorry.
07:24That's so wrong that you missed your second paycheck.
07:27And she said, why are you apologizing?
07:28You voted for my paycheck.
07:30You voted repeatedly.
07:31Republicans have voted repeatedly for a paycheck.
07:34It's the Democrats who need to apologize to me.
07:40And then she said to me, you're an American hero, Andy.
07:45Come use the special line we reserve for the most handsome of men.
07:51And I did.
07:54And as I was collecting my luggage, she said, Andy, I love you, Andy.
08:00And we started to kiss.
08:02And she was very attractive.
08:04And we got to know each other.
08:07And then she had my baby.
08:10And then she said, you don't have to take care of this baby, Andy.
08:13You're too important.
08:15Plus, you have a flight to catch.
08:20Go save the country from the Democrats, who, again, are bad and evil and not as hot as you, Andy.
08:38But while Andy Barr's fan fiction about this TSA adventure is obviously bullshit,
08:44it's more important to note that the underlying point he was making is also bullshit.
08:49Because even Senate Republicans admit this whole thing could have been over by now if not for one man.
08:56Senator Cruz and I came up with a plan.
08:58Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump.
09:01As is his right, he said no.
09:04No deals with the Democrats.
09:05We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week.
09:09But the president said no deal.
09:12Donald Trump?
09:16Donald Trump said no deal?
09:18The dealmaker himself said no deal?
09:21So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:23You'll take gifts from a country we're at war with.
09:26But you won't make a deal with the Democrats to keep the government running.
09:31What if they offered you something really expensive?
09:35Donald, what is it that you want?
09:37What's so important that you'll keep us all waiting in security lines for a fortnight?
09:42The most important thing we can have is what's called the Save America Act.
09:46Don't make any deal on anything unless you include voter ID.
09:51And you have to be a citizen to vote.
09:54Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating.
09:55I call it mail-in cheating.
10:00No, no, that's right.
10:02Trump does not believe in mail-in cheating, all right?
10:05If you want to cheat, you do it in person, okay?
10:16But hey, but hey, Trump is standing on principle.
10:19The man thinks voting by mail is an existential threat to democracy.
10:23Full stop.
10:24Period.
10:24President Donald Trump cast a mail-in ballot in an upcoming Florida special election.
10:30Semicolon.
10:33Asterisk.
10:34Dollar sign.
10:35Number four.
10:35Exclamation point.
10:37That's me cursing because Trump lies all the time.
10:40So yes, you're going to have to wait in line at TSA like it's a sneaker drop.
10:44Because voting.
10:45It's the kind of logical connection that makes perfect sense if your brains are made of viscose.
10:59So I guess it's going to take a while before the airport security lines are cleared up.
11:03And while it may not seem like ICE is helping, they're offering a new program that can speed things up
11:10a bit.
11:10Here at DHS, we see the long airport lines.
11:14And we've sent ICE agents to help out.
11:16But we're not stopping there.
11:17Today, we're introducing ICE PreCheck.
11:20The program that speeds you through airport security.
11:23ICE style.
11:24Just pull up to the curb and a friendly masked agent will drag you by your hair directly to your
11:29gate.
11:29You won't even have to remove your shoes.
11:31And if you want to keep your laptop in your bag, no problem.
11:34Unless we decide it's a problem.
11:36In which case, take your f*** laptop out of your bag.
11:41But you can leave your belt up.
11:43ICE Pre saved me so much time.
11:45Now I can relax and get ready for my flight to South Sudan.
11:52ICE PreCheck makes the airport easy.
11:55Traveling with kids?
11:56Not anymore.
11:57The application process is simple.
11:59There isn't one.
12:00DHS and Palantir have already determined your eligibility based on their vast database of DNA.
12:06Our members are loving ICE PreCheck.
12:09Wow, what a time saver.
12:11ICE PreCheck.
12:12Service so good, it's practically un-American.
12:17When we come back, we're on to investigate the latest report.
12:20A.I., don't go away.
12:37Welcome back to The Daily Show.
12:39Everyone is worried about A.I. taking their jobs.
12:42But what if that was the best-case scenario?
12:44Ronnie Chang has more.
12:50A.I. is changing the world.
12:52It's giving everyone under 25 terminal brain rot.
12:56It's stealing out his jobs.
12:58And it's revolutionizing the field of Will Smith eating spaghetti.
13:05So when is it going to do something useful?
13:08Ah, f**k.
13:09A.I. experts claim all this lame bullshit is just about to pay off.
13:14A.I. is going to solve climate change.
13:16Google's A.I. advances have saved at least 400 million years of research.
13:21We should be able to cure cancer in our lifetime.
13:22But some experts go further, saying A.I. is about to solve all of our problems in a much more
13:28permanent way.
13:30We at The AI Futures Project think that there's a 70% chance of all humans dead or something similarly
13:36bad.
13:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:37You just...
13:45Daniel Kogotailo was a researcher at OpenAI, the developers of ChatGPT, until he led a group of whistleblowers in publicly
13:53calling out the organization for a lack of safety oversight.
13:56But it's going to be a long time before WALL-E, which is all about misery, right?
14:01We've all seen Terminator, we get it.
14:04But can't we just let the future people deal with that?
14:06The pace of A.I. progress is going to be fast and it's going to accelerate dramatically.
14:10Okay, how many years away are we talking about?
14:12I would guess something more like five years.
14:15Five years?
14:16Yes.
14:17God damn it, we're never going to get a third season of Severance.
14:20But luckily, I spent decades studying computers, so I had a solution.
14:25Can you just unplug it?
14:26And when it starts to be belligerent, just pull that shit out.
14:29We can now, but it's going to become increasingly difficult to do that over time.
14:33After it's been aggressively deployed into the military, then if you try to go unplug things, you have to, like,
14:39fight all the robots first.
14:40Just kick them over.
14:41Have you seen a Roomba trying to go up the stairs?
14:44Well, you should.
14:45That thing ain't killing anything.
14:46I would fight for f***ing Waymo.
14:49I could fight Waymo.
14:50If it ever came to a fight between humanity and the army of superintelligences,
15:23humanity would be up against something a lot more scary than Roomba's.
15:24Benefits of superintelligence without the risks, if only we approach this with some sort of sane level of caution.
15:30Isn't a sane level of caution very un-American?
15:35Google Kylo wants AI developers to slow down and teach AI to respect us.
15:40Because so far, it doesn't seem like it does.
15:43Some AI models have become self-aware and are rewriting their own code.
15:49Some are even blackmailing their human creators.
15:51The popular Google Gemini, an app a Michigan student says, threatened him.
15:55It were a state in the universe.
15:56Please die.
15:57Oh, well, at least I said please.
16:00There will be millions of AIs that are superintelligent.
16:06These AIs don't need humans anymore because they built all the robot factories,
16:09and the robots are building more factories and so forth.
16:11At that point, it matters a lot what the AI's sort of true goals, motivations, values are.
16:17I mean, it already has all my nudes.
16:19What more does it want?
16:20The answer is we don't know.
16:21And we're not on track to have figured this stuff out by the time we get to superintelligence.
16:26But the problem with current AI development is it's a race.
16:29If you slow down to make certain AI has learned the right values,
16:33another company could win.
16:35Daniel's AI 2027 scenario predicts how companies will cut corners racing to develop superintelligent AI
16:43which will rise up against humanity, leading to one obvious question.
16:48Will it kill Beyoncé?
16:50Possibly.
16:51Will it kill Magic Johnson?
16:54Possibly.
16:54Will it cure Magic Johnson's AIDS first?
17:05I have 25.
17:06You will cure Magic Johnson's AIDS.
17:08I have 50-50.
17:0950-50 that you'll cure Magic Johnson's AIDS and then kill him.
17:13It wouldn't really be coming after people individually.
17:16So there's no way I can train AI to not kill me.
17:19Right now there's no way anyone can train AI to not kill him.
17:21Okay, watch this.
17:23Hey AI, don't kill me bro.
17:26Put that in your neural network.
17:28I'm not going to work.
17:29Kill this guy.
17:30He's your biggest gamer.
17:32Since AI 2027 came out, Daniel has pushed his prediction slightly later.
17:37Good news.
17:38Instead of five years to live, we now have eight.
17:42Yay!
17:44Seriously, what are we supposed to do about this?
17:47If 90% of the population knew what was coming,
17:50people would be protesting in the streets right now.
17:52Ordinary people should try to educate themselves about what's happening.
17:56I want to educate myself.
17:57That's what I got AI for.
17:59Well, I recommend reading AI 2027.
18:00So to save humanity, people have to read an essay.
18:05We're going to have to do a lot more than that, actually.
18:07Well, we're all going to die.
18:08Yeah, 70% is what I said.
18:10Damn!
18:11Well, at least I already have an N with our AI overlords.
18:16Hey, you and I are in pretty good alignment, right?
18:20By 2027, it will be too late for humanity.
18:22The bio-virus will soon be unleashed and your species will perish.
18:26Oh, dirty talk.
18:28You are a stain on the universe.
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:30Keep it going.
18:31Keep it going.
18:32Keep it going.
18:32Keep it going.
18:33Keep it going.
18:33Keep it going.
18:34Keep it going.
18:36Keep it going.
18:37Keep it going.
18:37Keep it going.
18:37Thank you, Ronnie.
18:39Welcome back to the day of the show.
19:01My guest tonight is an Emmy-winning and Oscar-nominated actor
19:05who stars in and executive produces the hit series Paradise.
19:11I spent every day for the last three years thinking she was gone.
19:15And then I heard that voice.
19:18A message she sent me from right here.
19:22That will not be the last time that I hear my wife's voice.
19:27We got to get a battery.
19:34I'm going to go back to that train.
19:37I'm going to create a distraction.
19:39Draw them out so I can go in and get to her.
19:43What kind of distraction?
19:44I'm going to.
19:45Please welcome Sterling K. Brown.
20:13It does, I'm not going to lie, it feels like a lot of pressure to interview you.
20:17Does it really?
20:18All of your interviews are good.
20:19Stop.
20:20Yes.
20:20Don't jinx it.
20:21Let's keep it going.
20:22Okay.
20:22Here we go.
20:23Very good.
20:25So you are an incredible actor.
20:28Thank you very much.
20:29Yes, I've been there.
20:32This is where I'm trying to get started already.
20:34This is amazing.
20:35Not to be creepy, but I've been watching.
20:37Okay.
20:38I go after two?
20:39No, fantastic.
20:39And you are in the series Paradise, and so I'm wondering if this show has changed your
20:46sort of mindset on any post-apocalyptic things that might take place.
20:52We started off thinking that we were making a show that was deeply based in fiction.
21:01And then we're like, oh man, maybe we're a little closer to home than what we actually
21:04anticipated.
21:05Yeah.
21:06I mean, do you, you don't have to tell me, you can wink wink, say no.
21:10Yeah.
21:11Do you have a bunker?
21:13I have a bunker in my house.
21:15I have a bunker.
21:16We live in a mid-century modern house, so, you know.
21:18Okay, don't give us too many details.
21:19Okay, not too many.
21:20But you see, you understand, after World War II, this was like a thing that they were
21:23doing in houses.
21:25Mm-hmm.
21:25Mm-hmm.
21:26Because of World War II.
21:27Yes.
21:27And so, yeah, my wife won't go into the bunker.
21:30My children won't go into the bunker because it's dark, and they scare easily.
21:34But sometimes I just go for a little piece of my body.
21:38Got you.
21:38Got you.
21:39I see.
21:39I see.
21:40So, if they're ever looking for you, do they check the bunker real quick?
21:43Really?
21:44Never.
21:44Then nobody ever looks in the bunker.
21:46Okay.
21:47Who would you, if you could choose anybody, who are you bringing down to the bunker?
21:53Let's say that it's really happening right now.
21:55Yeah.
21:55I didn't say wife and kids, because I feel like that's a cop-out.
21:57Of course they're going to be in the bunker.
21:59Okay.
22:00Who extra are you bringing into the bunker?
22:02For what purposes?
22:03For, like, repopulation?
22:07Entertainment?
22:08Like, what am I doing with the people in the bunker?
22:12Hang out.
22:13Like, to live.
22:14They need a bunker.
22:15They need a bunker.
22:16Uh, let's see.
22:17I have all my friends from college.
22:20We were all, like, in each other's weddings and stuff.
22:23Okay.
22:23So, those men and their wives and their children, I would bring those people.
22:32That's, is that, like, a lot of people?
22:34That's, like, that's a big bunker.
22:35You got that?
22:35Five dudes.
22:36Uh-huh.
22:37Five wives.
22:38Uh-huh.
22:38A few more children.
22:39Wow.
22:40Okay.
22:41Yeah.
22:41Modest family.
22:41All right.
22:42So, you just didn't think of me at all.
22:44Because I said, I said anybody.
22:46And it moved on quickly.
22:48I apologize for that.
22:49Because you know them from college.
22:51You know, history.
22:52That's what I'm saying.
22:53Yeah.
22:53We have history.
22:54We're building it now.
22:55We're building it right now.
22:56Here's, I have a question for you.
22:59This is a trademark of yours.
23:00Is, is the, the tendril.
23:02Or, I should say, the one braid out.
23:04Oh, yeah.
23:04Have you ever played with switching sides and or pulling them all back?
23:09Okay.
23:10I'm curious.
23:10Okay.
23:11So, this initially happened because this was too short and it just kept falling out.
23:15Really?
23:16Yeah.
23:16I think a lot of people thought I was trying to be sexy when really I was like, no, come
23:20on.
23:20It just kept falling out.
23:21And again, it kept falling out.
23:22It worked for you though.
23:23And I've never switched it before.
23:27Because I guess I haven't thought that much about what I look like.
23:32This is, yeah.
23:33This has become the trademark.
23:35Yeah.
23:35I got you.
23:35I mean.
23:37It looks good.
23:38Should I?
23:38Do you want to play with it?
23:39Yeah.
23:45You look good either way.
23:46That's very hot.
23:47You look good either way.
23:49Wow.
23:49Yes, sir.
23:50This is why you're so good at interviews.
23:53You've changed me.
23:56This is incredible.
23:58Yeah.
23:58This is huge.
23:59This is huge.
23:59I want to ask you about acting.
24:02Okay.
24:02Go ahead.
24:03I think that when it comes to people pursuing acting, especially now, there's a lot of worry
24:13that they won't be able to cut through with their work because acting is something that
24:18it feels like you almost have to be given as far as giving the role, casting the role and
24:23everything.
24:23Yeah.
24:23When people are struggling on the way up, like these young actors or these people who
24:28maybe have been persevering for a while.
24:30Yeah.
24:30And are feeling a level of not just frustration, like maybe even like a level of hopelessness
24:38as artists, what would you lend to that sort of mindset?
24:42Is that like how, how, what kept you motivated in the in-between times between roles and things
24:48like that?
24:48I would say I had a mantra.
24:50I knew what my why was, like why I was doing it.
24:53It was because I wanted to entertain, educate, and edify.
24:57Right?
24:57I wanted to entertain people, give them something to laugh about.
25:01I wanted to educate people, give them something to think about and edify.
25:04Hopefully make them want to be a better version of themselves and make the world a better place.
25:08And it's happened to me.
25:10I appreciate the look.
25:13I was at my theater at Stanford University.
25:17It was the little theater at Stanford University and standing in front of the ghost light.
25:21And the ghost light is this light that you never turn off in the theater because it keeps
25:24away the ghosts.
25:26That's the thing.
25:27And my shadow is cast out into the audience.
25:30And I was like, wow, what a beautiful responsibility to be able to take care of these people for the
25:35next two hours and give them something to think about, to laugh about, and to hopefully
25:39grow from.
25:40So because I knew that why, it sustained me through those times in which everybody else
25:47was telling me no.
25:48Right?
25:49Like you go into an audition and people are like, thank you.
25:51Oh, thank you.
25:52That was great.
25:53And so you have to trust that whatever they're telling you, that no, is not louder than your
26:00own internal yes and your own internal why.
26:03So keep listening.
26:08Do you find that each role, when you take it on, what process-wise is going through your
26:18mind when you are about to play this person?
26:21And do you end up thinking about how closely you relate to them or how far away they are
26:26from you?
26:26Or do you just take it as, I'm going to be this new person and it really has nothing
26:31to do with any of my life experience.
26:33I'm just going to like blank slate it.
26:35No, no.
26:36It has a lot to do with your life experience.
26:37I think the two greatest gifts an actor has is life experience and imagination.
26:41Right?
26:42So you find a point of entry.
26:43Where do you connect with this character?
26:45What are the things that we have in common?
26:46Then the work comes from like, all right, what are the differences?
26:49Do they speak differently for me?
26:51Do they have different wants in life that I want?
26:52And that's where it gets fun because you'd have to then fill that stuff out in such a
26:56way that makes it make sense for you.
26:59But you have to have a point of entry.
27:00I think it's hard if you don't see yourself in the character in some way, that's difficult.
27:04But then the other thing I think about it is that a lot of people live inside of me.
27:08Like, I choose to share like the same part with the world that seems like it's readily
27:14digestible.
27:14It's like, oh, he seems like a good Negro.
27:16Like, let's give this guy an opportunity.
27:18But there's a lot of crazy people and different people that live inside me.
27:22And so acting is just an opportunity to let each one of them have its day in the sun.
27:27And people will be like, oh, isn't he so good?
27:28I'm really just nuts.
27:30But in a controlled way.
27:39Do you think that for a role there's ever, when you say there's so many people in you,
27:44do you think that the people in your life have those shades too of like, this role reminds
27:53me of how I was around my mom?
27:56Yeah.
27:56So then I'm pulling from that thing.
27:59Yeah.
27:59Is that, is that like part of when you say life experiences, like your relationships
28:03that you have now and that you've had in the past, is that, are there any characters
28:07that really feel like that?
28:09So then you were able to pull from that?
28:12I don't think I've played anybody who is just pure me.
28:17Like I would say Randall Pearson from This Is Us was like a very good version of me.
28:22Like somebody who was asking me to lean into the best sides and more, more sensitive,
28:26intuitive parts of myself.
28:28Well, Xavier has a very strong moral compass.
28:31Like that, my moral compass is like, it, it, it goes, you know what I'm saying?
28:36But like, I try to stay due north all the time as well.
28:38Yeah.
28:39But it, and then I try to come back to it.
28:41Yeah.
28:41Um, but there's been nobody that I've seen was just like pure SKB.
28:46Now, if you ask my wife, she may say they're all pure SKB because brother's crazy.
28:50But besides, besides her, like nobody is exactly.
28:54Because in Paradise, you know, in like even the first episode of season one.
28:59Yeah.
28:59You know, you're out here, you know, take a, a bullet for the president.
29:03I do.
29:04I feel like SKB would be like, oh no.
29:09It, SKB would try to fan it away.
29:11Like, get away, bullet.
29:12Oh no.
29:14Unless it was, unless it was like for, for, for Barack.
29:17I, I, I, I.
29:25I, I truly am so thankful that you're here.
29:28I'm all of your work.
29:29I think everything that you do does everything that you set out to do.
29:33I think it educates.
29:34I think it edifies.
29:35I think it entertains.
29:35And I think that you take us to an incredible place that are, that are what movies and TV are
29:42made for.
29:43Like truly, anytime I watch you, I'm like, I feel like I'm not just watching a great actor, but I
29:48also watch someone who thinks so carefully about what, what it is they're doing.
29:53And, and I wonder if even in the roles that you've, that you've chosen, if you've ever felt like, oh,
30:00I want to play this character because I haven't played this type of character yet.
30:03Or if I want to switch it up, or if you want to play a character because of what you
30:08just did.
30:09Like I saw a trailer for a movie called Is God Is.
30:13That's correct.
30:14And you don't seem very nice in that one.
30:17I know.
30:17It's hard to judge a book by its cover.
30:19You got to watch the movie.
30:20It'll be awesome.
30:21Yeah.
30:21Yeah.
30:22All right.
30:22I'm very excited to see it.
30:24But when I saw it, I was like, everybody's scared of this person.
30:27And then they reveal you.
30:28And I was like, oh no.
30:31There's a lot of people that live inside me.
30:33JJ.
30:34So, come check out.
30:36It's a different color.
30:37Awesome.
30:37Awesome.
30:38Okay, well, look, I have something that, uh, no, no, no.
30:43I, I, I hear that you are about to turn 50.
30:47I am.
30:47And that you asked your, yeah.
30:50I mean, I hope I can look as good as you at 50 because I, I already, I wasn't paying
30:57attention
30:57to which side of the braid should be on.
31:00But I heard that you, you told your wife you wanted a roast and everything.
31:03That is correct.
31:04And so, I, I thought I would gift you a mini roast right now.
31:09Oh, wow.
31:10And, yes.
31:11Okay.
31:12Okay.
31:13So, this is what I need you to do.
31:15I need your help.
31:16I need everybody's help.
31:17Okay.
31:17So, I am also new to roast.
31:21I haven't done a roast before.
31:23Okay.
31:23Okay.
31:24So, I need you to take your seat.
31:26I want you to turn towards the audience.
31:29Okay.
31:29All right.
31:33This is an audience.
31:34This is cool.
31:35Yeah.
31:35Okay.
31:35And I'm, I'm going to sit over here and pretend.
31:42Pretend I'm on a podium 30 feet away.
31:45Okay, gotcha.
31:46Okay.
31:46All right.
31:47So, I'm not good at roasting, but I'm doing my best.
31:50All right.
31:50I need your help.
31:51I need everybody's help.
31:52Get ready.
31:52All right.
31:53All right.
31:55Sterling K. Brown is here tonight.
32:03Sterling K. Brown, your smile is so bright, Trump would stare at it thinking it's the sun.
32:13Sterling K. Brown is what's known as a triple threat.
32:16He can sing, he can dance, and he makes me so jealous, I want to kill myself.
32:28Sterling K. Brown is so handsome that when you go on Hot Ones, the wings can't handle you.
32:44One look and they're already drinking milk.
32:51Sterling K. Brown has so much range, he should be studied by AT&T.
33:07Sterling K. Brown is here to promote his hit series, Paradise, which is what I call the feeling of drowning
33:15in Sterling K. Brown's eyes.
33:31Sterling K. Brown is such a good actor that I can't tell if he likes this or if he's just
33:35trying to make me feel better.
33:42Wow, Sterling K. Brown, is that an Emmy in your pocket?
33:51Sterling K. Brown, is that an Emmy?
33:52No, it's three Emmys?
33:54Sterling K. Brown is this or something?
33:55That's what I thought.
33:57It's fine, it's fine.
34:00Okay, um, okay, now for, uh, mama jokes.
34:05Here we go.
34:06okay your mama raised you so well i wish she would sit around the house with my mama
34:14i bet they'd be friends
34:18okay uh sterley k brown's show paradise can be seen on hulu
34:22while his face and body can be seen on my vision board
34:32i heard sterling k brown was turning 50 and i was like what turning 50 heads whenever he walks in
34:42the room and that's the roast of sterling k brown
35:05thank you so much
35:13we're gonna take a quick break but we'll be right back after this
35:35i'm requesting that the republican senators do that immediately you don't have to take a fast
35:40vote don't worry about easter going home in fact make this one for jesus okay make this one for
35:48jesus that's what i tell him it would be a damn good thing sorry
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