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01:06The only problem with your plan is that Lady Hellbender only buys monsters and you are not a monster!
01:13Groot, are you really offering to...
01:15No, no, he is not offering that, okay?
01:19It could work.
01:20Sell Groot? I guess we could bust him out after.
01:23Absurd.
01:25Lady Hellbender seeks the monster within.
01:28The small ugly one is clearly the correct choice.
01:30He is cruel, sadistic, and his soul is filthy and filled with rage.
01:34I vote we sell Groot.
01:35I honestly think Lady Hellbender will go for it.
01:38Yeah, well, I vote for not Groot.
01:40I also vote for the creepy little beasts.
01:43Two votes each?
01:45Peter?
01:50Well, Rocket's definitely scarier on the inside.
01:53He's unstable and vicious and totally oblivious to the needs of others.
01:56Okay, we get it.
01:58All right, let's do this. Let's go sell a monster.
02:02We're not seriously flying into that.
02:04You say the weather patterns of Sekhnarf-9 are tied to the temperament of his ruler.
02:09That's not how women work.
02:11Or weather.
02:12We're flying the wrong way.
02:14Yeah, he's not flying at all.
02:16You guys, relax. Just one minor adjustment.
02:22I ever mentioned how much I hate rain?
02:25Hellbender's castle isn't even that far.
02:27That is not a castle. It is an impregnable fortress.
02:31So how do we impregnate it?
02:32Ask Peter!
02:35Let's just get closer. We'll figure it out on the way.
02:42There is nothing to figure out.
02:44As beast merchants, we will easily gain access to Lady Hellbender.
02:47Good. We've already got a beast.
02:50All that's left is the merchant part.
02:52Good thing I put on my official merchant costume.
02:55There is no such thing.
02:58Right?
02:59The fact you ain't sure don't boat so good.
03:02Whoa!
03:03That is some really crazy lightning out there.
03:06Never seen anything like it.
03:08Meteorological suicide is what it is.
03:21Hey, is my jacket all right?
03:24At least you got a jacket.
03:25Some of us are soaking here.
03:27Less whining, more walking.
03:29Hey, Stormlord.
03:31We ain't seriously walking through this.
03:33It'll take forever in this storm.
03:35Stop complaining.
03:36The hardship will strengthen your spirit.
03:38I face more than enough hardship.
03:40Thank you very much.
03:42You are welcome, feeble one.
03:43We got this.
03:45Just don't fall and we'll be fine.
03:47Don't fall.
03:49Whoa!
03:51Whoa!
03:53Whoa!
03:54Whoa!
03:54Whoa!
03:54Whoa!
03:56Whoa!
04:01Everyone okay?
04:05We should have gone to Mako IV.
04:10I would be wary, Rodan.
04:12Eh, you know what?
04:13I survived freaking half-world.
04:14I think I'm scared of some little...
04:16It's not alone.
04:18Get ready.
04:22What are these things?
04:24They are amorphous, Vermin.
04:25Shoot first.
04:26Questions later.
04:28Drop them, Kabora.
04:29This won't hurt much.
04:31I am me.
04:33Smash them up, Trax.
04:34Meet your maker.
04:35Teal boys are going this way too much.
04:38This is the local fauna.
04:40It's about to be an endangered species.
04:43Group, hog-tie-tie.
04:45All you, Rocket.
04:47Time to go boom!
04:53I am eager to experience Lady Hellbender's legendary menagerie.
04:56Should we ask them for directions?
04:58I'm thinking maybe they are directions.
05:00Oh, like a signpost or something.
05:03I'm not saying it's an arrow with the word fortress on it, but statues suggest civilization,
05:07and the only settlement I saw when we were topside...
05:11It's Lady Hellbender's fortress.
05:13Dead end.
05:14That's just great.
05:15It's a retractable bridge.
05:17They used them at the prison I was in.
05:19Too bad the controls are on the other side of the giant chasm.
05:22What do you not have time to dawdle in this jungle?
05:24I shall hurl the creature over the chasm so you may activate the bridge.
05:27I may activate a hole through your face!
05:32Put me down!
05:34It'll be fine.
05:36Just curl up in a ball.
05:37What?
05:38Drax, throw him.
05:39No!
05:39Very well!
05:40Peter!
05:40It's okay.
05:41He'll land on his feet.
05:43Ooh.
05:44Uh, I guess that only applies to cats.
05:47You sons of chogs!
05:48Scott bustin' afterers!
05:50I am not familiar with these words.
05:52Order the beast to do its job.
05:53Rocket!
05:54Come on, man!
05:55Cram it, dast face!
05:56Fix the bridge and we'll raise your cut by 5%.
06:00I want 10!
06:02Okay, deal.
06:10Thanks for the bridge, Rocket.
06:12If you even think of pulling that scut again...
06:15Wait, hear that?
06:16Uh, guys.
06:19I got it.
06:36These creatures are perfect predators.
06:38Stop cheering for the murder monster!
06:41Please, somebody's having fun!
06:44No!
06:45You are my prey!
06:47Keep it together, Jack!
06:50Bad dog!
06:50Bad dog!
06:51Bad dog!
06:53We've got the numbers!
06:55Not if you count all that teeth we got.
06:57Checked off as a new senator!
07:00Avoid the mouth, dodge the tail, slice of hair!
07:04Is anything on this planet not trying to kill us?
07:07Guys, huddle up!
07:10Gotta give it to him, I'm ready to save the gun!
07:12Already missing the Jiggle Jellies!
07:14They keep moving around!
07:17It is past time, my blade!
07:20Don't get too close to that map!
07:22We can't open!
07:23This guy barely feels it!
07:27Yeah, I smell it too!
07:29Come on, we got this!
07:32Perhaps these were sent by Lady Hellbender!
07:34Well, she can keep them!
07:35Regenerating!
07:36How come monsters are never friendly?
07:45That is definitely in my top ten fortresses!
07:50Peter?
07:51Aren't you forgetting something?
07:54Are you rude?
07:57Oh, right.
07:58The cage.
08:00The point of even getting to Farka's thing was looking like we mean business.
08:04All right, Rocket, time to put on your monster face.
08:07I only got one face, Quill.
08:09Are you sure about this, Peter?
08:10Look at him!
08:12You better have one hell of a sales pitch.
08:21Maybe Gamora's right.
08:23We should try selling Groot instead.
08:25Really?
08:25This is an affront to democracy.
08:27I just think that we might need Rocket on the outside for this one.
08:31I am Groot.
08:33Yeah, we noticed.
08:37You want to make that call, then you better not mess this up.
08:42You hang tight there, bud.
08:44When the time comes, I'll get you out of there.
08:48Rocket style if I gotta.
08:50Drac.
08:53Gamora, can you help me with this?
08:54What, why?
08:56To guarantee your safety as a leader.
08:59Oh, come on.
09:03Don't look at me.
09:04I ain't pulling that thing.
09:07Remember, buddy?
09:08Menacing!
09:09Like me.
09:10Only bigger.
09:11I am Groot.
09:13Not bad.
09:14Not bad.
09:15Not bad.
09:22Easy, big guy.
09:24So, how long before someone else wants to pull this thing?
09:28You're 60 clicks from the fortress.
09:30I'd say closer to 75.
09:31We got this.
09:37Rocky, what are you doing?
09:39ahhhhhhh
10:01WHO'S THE MONSTER NOW?!
10:07Oh!
10:08Guardia!
10:09What the?
10:10No, ma a te die?
10:11Because of your cruz?
10:12Ego?
10:13Ego?
10:13Nothin'.
10:19Guardians of the Galaxy,
10:23how many times do I have to kill you?
10:26The audacity that you thought you could rob me.
10:34Dweller, feast upon them!
10:57Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:05Oh!
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