00:05Nailed it!
00:11Courtney, it's not a big deal.
00:13Well, maybe it's not a big deal to you, but she's my only sister.
00:16And we never go visit her.
00:18It's the Grammys.
00:19It's always the Grammys.
00:21It's not always the Grammys.
00:24Sometimes it's the Grammys.
00:27If you have a reunion speech, keep it tight.
00:30Holy shit!
00:32What's up, man?
00:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36There's no one driving that car.
00:42Yeah, it's a smart car.
00:44Yeah, I can see that.
00:45No, it's a smart car. It's self-driving.
00:48What?
00:49That's awesome.
00:50Now, see, this is that future shit I'm talking about.
00:52How much does that set you back?
00:53You guys are hilarious.
00:55I don't own it.
00:56I mean, no one does.
00:57If you need a car, one shows up.
00:59Really?
01:00You're a wonderful car, and I appreciate you.
01:03Come on.
01:05So this car runs on feelings?
01:07Yeah, I guess a six-year-old would say that.
01:10Oh.
01:11Burn.
01:11Really? Would a six-year-old say that?
01:15What the fuck was that?
01:17He revved up on you.
01:18Did he just rev up on me?
01:19He sure did.
01:20Hey.
01:21What's up?
01:21You got a problem with me?
01:23You know what?
01:23I'll give you the first punch, huh?
01:26Go ahead.
01:26Go ahead.
01:28Hit me!
01:29Come on!
01:30You're not a good car.
01:32You're not smart.
01:33You're just a car.
01:37Okay, I don't think it actually works that way.
01:39Like, you can't hurt its feelings.
01:41You're a wonderful car, and I appreciate it.
01:42Yeah, well, guess what?
01:44You can hurt my feelings, okay?
01:46What?
01:46I'm walking.
01:50Is he always like this?
01:51Pretty much.
01:52Does he have, like, emotional problems?
01:54He's got a real serious drug problem.
01:56He got shot last night.
01:57He's got that run ball.
01:58His son hates him.
01:59That's fair to say, right?
02:00Yeah.
02:01Yeah, he's a monster.
02:03I'd like to help him.
02:12Oh, hey.
02:13I'm sure you're sick of this, but...
02:16Will you sell my dick bad?
02:19Oh, you put your dick in there.
02:21It's a genius invention.
02:22I know, okay?
02:23I know.
02:24Put your whole mouth inside your son's jerk-off machine.
02:27What does your son's penis taste like?
02:30Goddamn you.
02:31Was it delicious?
02:33Oh, hey.
02:33A friend of mine's some sort of big shot over at Louisville.
02:36Bradson.
02:51You guys, you gotta get up here.
02:52I mean, the way the son is just dancing off these leaves.
02:55Mr. Webber.
02:56Hi.
02:57I'm from Choosy Doosy.
02:58I'm here to take you to the show.
02:59Show?
03:01Ha!
03:01Yeah.
03:02How about that?
03:03Nick Webber has a show in 2025.
03:06Still got it.
03:16Come on, come on, come on.
03:17No, no, no!
03:18This has got to end now.
03:21Lou!
03:22Lou!
03:22Lou, what are you doing?
03:23Lou, get out of the road.
03:24Lou!
03:24I know what I'm doing!
03:25Get the fuck out the street!
03:26You don't know what you're doing.
03:27You're gonna die!
03:28Lou, would you come the fuck off?
03:29Let me do this!
03:30I got this!
03:31I got this!
03:33Lou!
03:38I'm sorry.
03:40Okay?
03:42Okay, okay, okay.
03:44I mean it.
03:44I do.
03:45I mean it.
03:45I'm a dick.
03:46Ask my friends.
03:47Big ol' dick.
03:48Look, I get you.
03:50I do.
03:50I know what it's like to feel unappreciated.
03:53Like just a member of the pack.
03:55I just want you to know that despite what I said before, I do appreciate you.
04:00And I'm appealing to your sense of humanity right now.
04:03There is a maniac trying to kill me.
04:06And I'm asking you to be the bigger car and help me out.
04:12I'm just a guy looking at a car asking it to love me.
04:38You just want to go then.
04:38You can't go with me, okay?
04:45Hey, listen. I'll be back, okay? I promise. I'll be back.
04:49We'll go all the places that we never got to go, okay?
04:54Just wait for me. You, uh, stay blue.
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