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00:06It's time to go! We can't wait!
00:35It's time to go!
00:41He's filling buckets again. That man is an imbecile.
00:46Why does filling buckets make him an imbecile? You just don't like him because he's different from you and you
00:50don't understand people who are different from you.
00:52Why are they always in that shed? What's he doing down there?
00:55He's got pets.
00:57What kind of pets?
00:58I don't know. Animals. In jars. Fish!
01:02Fish?
01:03Listen, I don't know and I don't care. He can do what he wants in his own shed. Just leave
01:07him alone.
01:11I don't know.
01:22Oh, Boger.
01:29Do it.
01:46Do it.
01:56Do it.
01:59Do it.
02:04Do it.
02:06Do it.
02:09Do it.
02:12Do it.
03:50Hello?
03:54Hello?
03:55Hello, Michael's phone?
04:01Hello?
04:02Hello?
04:09Michael?
04:15Michael!
04:16Good morning, your majesty's.
04:26Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:28Who will answer me a question?
04:33Will you?
04:35Will you tell me the truth?
04:39Okay.
04:40Um...
04:41I want to know something really specific.
04:44Okay?
04:46Something...
04:47Something really stupid.
04:51Will I...
04:52Will I...
04:56Will I ever be in neighbours?
05:09Okay?
05:11Okay?
05:14Okay?
05:15Okay, okay.
05:15Yeah, one more question.
05:16Your majesty.
05:18I need you to tell me some numbers.
05:22Six numbers.
05:29Hello, Animal Watch.
05:30Hello, Animal Watch.
05:54Can I help you?
05:54Animal Sleep has got monkeys in his shed.
05:57Okay.
05:58There's no need to talk to me like that, sir.
06:01Like what?
06:02I'm trying to report monkeys here, pal.
06:03Is the animal in a situation that requires urgent human help?
06:09Well, I'd say keeping shaved monkeys in jars of water probably isn't good for them, wouldn't you?
06:20I'm sorry, your neighbour has shaved monkeys in jars of water?
06:24That's what I've said!
06:26Right?
06:26And he's put them in clothes.
06:29How many monkeys?
06:30Three.
06:31Are you sure they're monkeys?
06:33No!
06:33Right, I'm not sure what I've seen, to be honest, pal, but I know I didn't like it.
06:36Right, I'm struggling slightly with this information.
06:39Do you maybe want to calm down, have a think about exactly what it is you wish to report and
06:44phone us back?
06:45No.
06:46I'd like somebody to come and investigate.
06:48Then can I take your address?
06:50I'm not giving you my address!
06:52Thank you for your call.
06:58Fuck!
07:04Bloody hell.
07:05Water book was empty, had to go down the canal.
07:08Give us a hand.
07:10Yeah, sorry.
07:19Is he alright?
07:23He looks different.
07:29What's wrong with them?
07:30I don't know.
07:34Did you speak to them when I was gone?
07:36Did you ask them any questions?
07:40No.
07:44You need to ask them about Cleo.
07:46I know.
07:47When?
07:48Soon.
07:49I'm not ready.
07:50Right, well, she might not have much time.
07:53I mean, they don't look well.
07:54I'll ask tonight.
07:55We'd better get to work.
08:01Yeah, right, okay.
08:03Bye.
08:22Oh, er, your phone rang while you were getting water, but they didn't say anything.
08:26There was someone on the other end, but I don't think they could hear me.
08:29British Columbia?
08:31That's the one.
08:32Where's British Columbia?
08:35Michael?
08:36Eh?
08:37Where's British Columbia?
08:38Canada.
08:51Yeah, it was.
09:00Oh, I'm fine.
09:05I'm fine.
09:06Have a good job.
09:06How's this?
09:09That's my answer.
09:09If you're not here, I don't know.
09:12Hello, mate.
09:40I left my car and drew a cop car the other day.
09:46Well, he just drove off sometimes like a king.
09:50I ran my mouth off the stick.
09:52Too much of what did I say?
09:56Well, you just landed on it was all okay.
10:09And we'll all float on the king.
10:14And we'll all float on the king.
10:19And we'll all float on the king.
10:23And we'll all float on anyway.
10:31Yeah, it's me.
10:33The coast is clear.
10:39We'll all float on all right, already.
10:43We'll all float on all right.
10:47Don't worry, we'll all float on.
10:50Even if things hit heavy.
10:53We'll all float on all right, already.
10:58We'll all float on all right.
11:03What sort of time do you call this?
11:05Yes, exactly.
11:06What sort of time do you call this?
11:07You should have been here an hour ago.
11:10We slept in.
11:13Are you two...
11:15What?
11:16An item.
11:18Noah!
11:19Jesus!
11:20Are you having a laugh?
11:20I'm old enough to be here, Dad!
11:22Christ!
11:24What's going on?
11:25Do you mind, Brigham?
11:27No.
11:28What's going on?
11:28Head office are due here any minute.
11:30And if I weren't so desperately short-staffed,
11:33and if I didn't so desperately need you on the shop floor,
11:35I would fire you right here on the spot.
11:37Right.
11:39But you're not going to?
11:41Um, no.
11:42I just said I can't because I desperately need you here.
11:45Well, that told us.
11:48Have a go on your long bike, Michael.
11:49Brigham, we haven't got to...
11:50Head office are due here any minute.
11:53I feel like I'm running a nursery school here.
11:56Or a circus.
11:57Don't answer that.
11:59Don't answer...
12:00Michael.
12:00Don't answer it.
12:02Hello, Hillary.
12:04Bloody Hillary again.
12:05He's done what?
12:06Michael.
12:07Shut up.
12:08Okay.
12:09No, I'll come over right now.
12:11Okay.
12:13My dad has won a motorbike.
12:16I need to get over there.
12:18Brigham!
12:18I need my bike back!
12:21Brigham!
12:25Brigham!
12:29Hey!
12:30Sorry, no, you're going to have to move that, love.
12:31I've got to get out here.
12:32You can get your car through there.
12:34And without mounting the pavement, I can't.
12:36Well, then, mount the pavement.
12:39It's an Audi.
12:57Excuse me.
13:01Dad, what the hell's going on?
13:04Er...
13:04Nothing.
13:05What do you mean, nothing?
13:06Where did the bike come from?
13:08Wasn't it Bikes and Beverages magazine?
13:10Have you seen what you've done to the lawn?
13:13Well, it's a bit more powerful than I'm used to.
13:15Brigham!
13:16Brigham!
13:18Off the bike!
13:20Off the bike, Dad!
13:22I'm just getting used to it.
13:27Dad, this is Casey.
13:29She's my friend from work.
13:30She's helping us with the project.
13:32With the profits.
13:34Oh.
13:34Right, I'm going to bring the bike round the front.
13:38Um...
13:39Tracey?
13:40Casey.
13:41Stacey?
13:42Casey.
13:43Oh.
13:43Brian.
13:44Nice to meet you, Brian.
13:45Heard a lot about you.
13:47Nothing good, I hope.
13:48He says you're a pain in the arse.
13:50Excellent.
13:51So, how are you getting on with the homunculi?
13:54It must be about time to exhume the jars from the manure.
13:58They're out.
13:59Dug them out last night.
14:00Already?
14:01Yep.
14:01And?
14:02Did he ask his questions about Claire?
14:05Not yet.
14:06No, I think he's...
14:07He's building up to it.
14:09Well, he hasn't got much time.
14:10Once they pass the state of divination,
14:12they start to deteriorate.
14:14Oh.
14:15Right.
14:16I mean, they were already looking pretty ragged this morning.
14:19And for goodness sake,
14:20don't waste time by asking them questions.
14:23Just that every question you ask them wears them out.
14:26Shit.
14:27Have you been wasting questions?
14:30Oh, here they are.
14:31Er, just apologising, Dad, on your behalf for the mess in the garden.
14:35Don't worry, love.
14:36We need to get back to your house.
14:37Quickly.
14:38What's the rush?
14:40Can we borrow your bike?
14:54I mean, two seconds.
14:56I mean, two seconds.
15:16Are you joking me?
15:19Hey!
15:22Hello.
15:22Are you the owner?
15:23Yes.
15:24Mr Sleet, Michael Sleet.
15:25Who are you?
15:26We're from the Open University.
15:27We've reason to believe that there was a very prominent meteor sighted in the area a couple of nights ago
15:33and...
15:34Sorry, what do you want?
15:35We're looking for a valuable meteorite.
15:38We think it may be in your house.
15:40How valuable?
15:43I mean, invaluable as far as furthering knowledge of...
15:47How much is it worth?
15:48Monetary value.
15:49Dependent on its size and type.
15:52Could be worth several thousand pounds.
15:55No, you're all right, thank you.
15:57Pardon?
15:57Not today, thank you.
15:59I am looking for a bird book that could be worth ten million pounds.
16:02That kind of knocks your several thousand pound space rock into a cock tap, doesn't it?
16:07Now.
16:10They're my boxes.
16:13Right.
16:14Okay.
16:16Here we go.
16:25Michael?
16:25I'm trying to meet my car out here.
16:27Oh, good luck with that, Cliff.
16:29You're going to have trouble getting past all this lot.
16:34Err, excuse me?
16:36Who gave you permission to take all this stuff?
16:40Hello?
16:44Can you go and check on the profits?
16:45I'm going to go and find out what the bloody hell is going on.
16:48Hi, Olive.
16:49Hello, Michael.
17:02Oh, God.
17:05Hello, Michael.
17:06You're home early.
17:07What are you doing, Roy?
17:08I'm taking back my property.
17:10That stuff belongs to me.
17:12Are you, Michael Sleep?
17:14Who are you?
17:15We're from the Open University.
17:17We've reason to believe there was a meteorite landed in this area two nights ago.
17:21Is that what you're looking for, too?
17:23No.
17:24He's looking for a bird book.
17:43No, no.
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:58No.
18:01No.
18:02No.
18:03No.
18:04No.
18:06Hello, please, please.
18:08Michael, hang up, for God's sake. Don't embarrass yourself.
18:10Hello, yes. Well, I'm being burgled, yes.
18:14Michael Sleet, 30, Marvin Gardens. It's just off the Wilmslow Road.
18:18Oh, you know it. Well, they're taking things out of the house,
18:22without my permission, under the guise of being a removals company.
18:34Hello. I'm just going to put you on hold.
18:37Give it up, mate.
18:40The King is out of his jar.
18:42OK, he's trying to get the Queen, and he's in here somewhere,
18:45but I don't know where he's gone, all right?
18:46He, like, attacked me, jumped on me, scratched my face.
18:49OK, thank you for your call. I'll be there as soon as I possibly can.
18:53Bye.
18:58Hello, officer. Sorry about that.
19:00Where were we? Burgled, 30, Marvin Gardens.
19:04It's just...
19:06Wilmslow Road.
19:07OK, thank you. Bye.
19:10I don't know what to say, Michael. That was ridiculous.
19:12Your phone rang halfway through.
19:14Do you seriously expect me to believe...
19:16The police are here.
19:19Why, they're bloody good round here, the coppers.
19:21What do I say?
19:22I'll speak to them. It's legally my property.
19:24I'll explain it.
19:26I'll be in my shed.
19:30Hello there.
19:32There's been a mix-up.
19:34I think you've had a wasted journey.
19:36Are you the owner of this property, sir?
19:38Yes, I am, but there's no burglary.
19:40We've had a report that you're keeping monkeys here.
19:43Monkeys?
19:45You mind if we have a look around?
19:48No.
19:55Don't yell.
19:56You know it upsets them.
19:59Right.
19:59It's in here somewhere, and it's out of this jar.
20:03It's on me face.
20:03It was horrible.
20:04Like a cold sponge.
20:06All right, all right.
20:06Calm down.
20:07We've got to get it back in its water.
20:10Where...
20:11Where is it?
20:11I think it's under those shelves over there.
20:14Broom.
20:17Be careful.
20:18It scratches.
20:21Your Majesty.
20:23It's me, Michael.
20:26I've got to get you back in the water, mate.
20:34Get him off me!
21:00Do you mind opening this up for me?
21:05Alright.
21:06Okay?
21:19I've got to get him off me.
21:19I love you.
21:19I've got to get him.
21:32I don't have to end this up for me.
21:32Bloody hell.
21:33Is that the action man helicopter?
21:38Yeah.
21:43Okay.
21:45I'll knock him off the curtain.
21:47You throw something over him.
21:54Ready?
21:55Three...
21:57Two...
21:58One...
21:59Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
22:19Oh, your majesty.
22:44It's over.
22:47I can't let them be discovered.
22:50I'm gonna have to put them out of their misery.
22:52You haven't asked your question.
22:53There isn't time.
22:54No, there is time.
22:57If you do it now.
22:58Okay?
22:59This might be your only chance, mate.
23:00Come on.
23:01Be brave.
23:03Ask.
23:08Why is it here?
23:10I don't know.
23:11I don't live here.
23:13I miss my house, but my sister's partner lives here.
23:17He's a bit of a strange bloke.
23:20Up to all sorts.
23:23What's his name?
23:25Michael.
23:27Michael Sleep.
23:31Do you know where we can find Mr Sleep?
23:33He ate in the shed.
23:35He ate in the shed.
23:38I need an answer.
23:41About Clea.
23:44It's about my Clea.
23:48Is Clea alive?
24:02He ate in the shed.
24:15Your Majesty.
24:18One last question, mate.
24:24Will Clea ever come back home?
24:57Does Clea love me?
25:01Does Clea love me?
25:02No.
25:05Mr Sleep?
25:07Michael Sleep?
25:09If the police could try to open the door, please.
25:18Michael Sleep!
25:19Mr. Please, open the door!
25:24Leave open the door!
25:32No.
25:59Hang on.
26:14There you go.
26:16Fight amongst yourselves.
26:45What are you going to do now?
26:49I think I have to go to Canada.
26:53How are you going to get there?
26:57Can you get to Canada on a motorbike?
26:59I don't know if...
26:59I can try.
27:04Case, I'm so sorry you didn't get to ask your question.
27:10I did.
27:11Actually.
27:13While you were getting water.
27:16And?
27:19I think I have to get to Australia.
27:21No.
27:22No.
27:24Seriously?
27:27You're going to be your neighbours?
27:29Apparently.
27:30Oh.
27:36How are you going to get to Australia?
27:43Might have asked another question.
27:49Split it?
27:53Hopefully it'll be enough to pay for the flight.
27:56Yeah.
27:57And some acting lessons.
28:00Crick.
28:01Go.
28:02Yeah.
28:04Yeah.
28:04That's ready.
28:09See?
28:19I'm sorry.
28:20It's not your thoughts.
28:20What's it like?
28:21All right?
28:22Oh, my God.
28:24song for you I took a needle and thread to make amends with you
28:40and the tape rolls on another year gone and I await your cue
29:17I put the kettle on the wise man
29:24song for you
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