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00:12Welcome to Out of Order.
00:16The show where comedians compete to find out
00:23who's the best judge and character.
00:28Let's meet him!
00:45Give it up for Captain America!
00:57That's it, for an early point, what does Fern do first thing in the morning?
01:10Fern is a creature of habit.
01:12It's going to be, I think she showers and manifests in the downfall of her enemies.
01:20I think that Fern's got a dark energy that I'm really attracted to, so it's going to be something in
01:24the occult.
01:27It's not a dark energy thing.
01:29No.
01:30I was looking at my enemies on Instagram.
01:32Thought so.
01:33And then I was like, I want to stop doing this, so I started going to the park and trying
01:37to make friends with pigeons,
01:39which means I have to be at the same time every day and feed them in the same spot.
01:44And my goal is to befriend a crow.
01:47So, basically, you had a creepy lady from home alone too.
01:58You could not have got that, Morgoth.
02:04It's a wonder point!
02:06No!
02:06Give it out for Captain Embrough!
02:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:21LAUGHTER
02:21LAUGHTER
02:22By Judy from the early, early party.
02:30Which celebrity first made Susie realise she was gay?
02:40By the way, look.
02:43I'm gay.
02:43Not...
02:44LAUGHTER
02:46Someone like, I don't know, Annika Rice or someone like that?
02:50LAUGHTER
02:50I do like a jumpsuit.
02:52Julia Roberts?
02:53She's gorgeous, isn't she?
02:55Like, do you know what I mean?
02:56Was it Julia Roberts?
02:59It's close-ish.
03:00It was Kate Winslet.
03:01Oh!
03:04I, er...
03:05I went to see Titanic seven times at the pictures.
03:07Really?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Wow.
03:09Was that a particular scene?
03:11Well...
03:11Of course I was!
03:14I mean...
03:14The booby one!
03:16There was...
03:17OK.
03:17There was no need for the squeeze.
03:20LAUGHTER
03:21Why, Judy?
03:23You don't get a bite!
03:27It's rude!
03:29LAUGHTER
03:29It's rude!
03:31Our team!
03:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:38Woooooh!
03:40Woooooh!
03:44Woooooh!
03:44Woooah!
03:44Yay!
03:47And joining us tonight...
03:51It's Roses Regular!
03:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:01So, Joseph, Sophia and Stuart, come on over and let's make some snap judgment!
04:20So, Catherine and Thurton, you had to decide if this lot have answered yes or no to some questions, so
04:36come up and play!
04:44Do they change their underwear every day?
04:46Huh? Why is there not an option for no underwear?
04:50Do you wear no underwear, Fern?
04:52Erm, sometimes!
04:54When they're trying to attract the local birds!
05:01Jo?
05:02I think, of course, Jo, you change your underwear every day. Do you see any reason why not?
05:08Yeah, no, I think she does. Look, it's clean, she's clean. Please, yes?
05:12Jo?
05:13Yes, I do.
05:14Erm, I think Judy sometimes changes her underwear maybe multiple times a day, I would say.
05:18Bamba Clarke, yes, move on.
05:24Sophia.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Yes, we think Sophia changes her underwear every day.
05:28Sophia?
05:29No, I don't.
05:31What do you mean you don't?
05:33I can't change something I don't wear.
05:35Yeah, yeah, yeah!
05:36Yeah, yeah, yeah!
05:37Susie.
05:38The way Susie flounces around on stage, that's not a two-day...
05:45Yeah, clean, I'd do it twice. Clean ones for bed.
05:49Do you wear underwear in bed?
05:52I do, yes.
05:53Oh!
05:54And a full suit.
05:58Yeah, but...
05:59He looks clean and he has, erm, an earnest kind face, erm, that makes me think his pants are clean
06:06and he isn't distracted by any stickiness or a cut.
06:10Oh!
06:12So you're saying yes?
06:16Yes.
06:17Stuart?
06:17What?
06:18Yes, I do.
06:19Yeah!
06:23That's the question.
06:26Have I ever been suspended from school?
06:29So, Joe?
06:31I think...
06:32No, you just, er, no, I think you were always good at school.
06:37Joe?
06:38No, I haven't.
06:40You did, you did, you did.
06:44It depends on if Seanapal was available when Judy was in school.
06:50It's not appropriate at the prom, young lady.
06:54She's probably had some sassy pubescent ears, but not enough to get suspended.
06:58No.
06:59Judy?
07:00I never got suspended.
07:01Sophia?
07:03Well, we both know she doesn't wear pants.
07:05Bit of a rebel.
07:07Where did you go to school, Sophia?
07:09Oh, back home in Malaysia.
07:10Cats!
07:11That's not!
07:12No, you do get in trouble with me here, okay?
07:14You can't ask questions.
07:17They found a couple can snap you to me.
07:23I have been a guest in this country for 18 years and it is national pastime to ask people where
07:29they're from.
07:33So, I think a maybe.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:37We think Sophia has been suspended in Malaysia.
07:41Sophia?
07:42No, I haven't.
07:43No!
07:46Susie Ruffell.
07:47You're from Portsmouth.
07:49Oh, yes.
07:50And whenever I do geeks there, Portsmouth people are quite crazy.
07:54I think Susie has not been suspended because there's no such thing in Portsmouth.
07:58Yeah.
08:00Yeah, I agree.
08:02Yeah.
08:02So, you're saying no.
08:05Susie?
08:06I was suspended.
08:07Whoa!
08:09You're not suspended!
08:11Full suspended!
08:12For what?
08:12Um, I called a teacher a wanker.
08:15Oh, yeah.
08:17I'm quite severely dyslexic and I misread the word organism.
08:25I said orgasm.
08:26I said orgasm.
08:27Everyone laughed.
08:28He dragged me out in front of the class.
08:29Told me I'd never amount to anything.
08:31Wow!
08:32I called him a wanker.
08:33They called my mum and dad and my dad looked at the headmistress and said,
08:37that does sound like a top finger wanker would do.
08:39Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Cheers for that!
08:49I can't see any bad schoolboy in his eyes because of time passing.
08:54I went to a rather, I went to a rather brutal boarding school in the 70s.
08:58Oh, you can get suspended from boarding school for nothing.
09:02So, yeah, so.
09:04We do, we do think Stuart was suspended from boarding school.
09:08Stuart?
09:10No, it wasn't.
09:11Oh!
09:11I'm sorry.
09:12Well done, Catherine and Finn.
09:16You got six rounds!
09:23Thank you, Judy and Susie.
09:27Swap for Catherine and Finn.
09:30Very good luck.
09:31Very good luck.
09:32Very good luck.
09:33Very good luck.
09:36Have you ever broken a piece of furniture during sex?
09:40Have you?
09:41Of course.
09:42What?
09:43A bed.
09:45A wardrobe.
09:47Oh.
09:47An exercise bike.
09:49Anyway, listen.
09:52Someone was getting rode.
09:56Joe.
09:57Do you know what?
09:58Joe's got a little, there's a little glare in her eye, isn't he?
10:01A little freak.
10:04Uh, yeah.
10:05Yeah.
10:05100%.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Yeah.
10:07Yes.
10:08Yes, I have.
10:09Oh!
10:12Catherine!
10:14I think probably not, I think she might be strictly, strictly bedroom.
10:17Quite controlled, so she would control that situation.
10:20She's the boss.
10:22The only picture might break is him.
10:26I'd say no.
10:28Catherine?
10:29Um, no.
10:30I have never had sex and broken anything.
10:32Show it for you.
10:34This is a wild card.
10:35I thought it should be like a yes.
10:37Yes.
10:37Let's do it.
10:38Show it for you.
10:39Yes, I have.
10:40I don't have cheap furniture.
10:41It was at a hotel.
10:42Oh.
10:43She doesn't have cheap furniture.
10:44She just stays at cheap furniture.
10:46What's that?
10:49Oh!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:56Oh!
10:57Oh!
11:02She's like strong.
11:04Yeah.
11:04She's strong.
11:05She can lift heavy shit.
11:07Right.
11:07So that, what does that mean?
11:09I don't know.
11:10Are you trying to paint a picture of her?
11:12She's lifting the part now.
11:14She's moving the furniture.
11:15Yeah.
11:15Well, I don't know.
11:16She might be doing a bit of both.
11:16Would she be like, let me just kick the bed out the way?
11:19Yeah.
11:20Is it?
11:21Yes!
11:22Oh!
11:23No.
11:24No.
11:25No.
11:28No, I haven't.
11:29I'm a virgin.
11:30If my parents aren't watching.
11:34Stuart seems like a very nice guy.
11:37But I just feel sometimes there's a little...
11:42Again?
11:47And every now and then, the beast comes out.
11:52Okay.
11:53We're saying yes.
11:54We're saying yes to the beast.
11:56Do we work?
11:57Yes, I have.
11:58Yes!
12:05Next question.
12:07Do they use emojis in their dating profile?
12:10Oh.
12:11Oh.
12:11Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Yeah.
12:15Yeah.
12:15Yeah.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Yeah.
12:19Yeah.
12:22Know what happened?
12:23Oh.
12:24Catherine.
12:25I could see it with like a cocktail emoji.
12:28Oh.
12:29Do you know what I mean?
12:30Like a diamond emoji.
12:32Yeah.
12:32The money bag.
12:33The money bag emoji.
12:36Shall we just say yes?
12:37Yeah, let's say yes.
12:38Catherine.
12:39I have never in my life had a dating profile.
12:42Sophia.
12:44Yeah.
12:44Okay.
12:45Yes.
12:46Sophia.
12:47Yes, I have.
12:48Okay.
12:48I don't think Fern's ever had a dating profile.
12:51And she is a virgin.
12:53And she's a virgin.
12:55Maybe it's time for a dating profile.
12:58So I'd say no.
12:59No.
13:00Fern?
13:00No, I've never been on a dating app.
13:02Yep.
13:03Stuart.
13:04I think he might be a little bit playful.
13:06Could have been on dating apps.
13:07Let's go for it.
13:08Let's say yes.
13:09Stuart.
13:10You know what happened?
13:11Oh.
13:13Sorry.
13:14Well done, GDC.
13:17You got seven!
13:19Woo!
13:21Woo!
13:22Woo!
13:23And that ended up on GDC and CC over the league!
13:30Yes, Martha!
13:37Woo!
13:39After the break, find out which of my regulars has a woolly,
13:48measuring tattoo!
13:52See you in the video!
13:56Woo!
14:01Woo!
14:04Woo!
14:10Hello!
14:12Welcome back!
14:13Before the break, I actually, Richard the regulars has a willy measuring tattoo.
14:27I can reveal it is Tracy Cain!
14:40I'm a size queen.
14:42Tell me how that works!
14:48Yeah, well, when you're online dating, a lot of people lie about their height,
14:53and they turn up and they're way shorter.
14:55They also lie about their genitals, you know?
14:58So I thought, well, instead of judging them on seeing it's obviously different,
15:04why not find out without them knowing?
15:07Well, surely they notice when you're doing that!
15:11Yeah, well, you can convert, you know, into different units.
15:19So however many hands, then it's just every inch.
15:21Well, like measuring a horse?
15:26I cannot believe that is a thing!
15:33And no little penises are my game, but that's revolting!
15:46What size are you looking for, Tracy?
15:49About ten.
15:50Tens!
15:51That's a quarter-meter dick in this country.
15:53That's the size of a small owl.
15:55It's...
15:56LAUGHTER
15:58Now with applauding big dicks, it's time for another round.
16:08So Deborah, Marcel, Akiko, Billy and Josie, get up here and play Get In Low!
16:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:28Please, you are all playing this round.
16:35I want you to choose who you think have been sacked the most and the least.
16:47Right, let's ask some questions.
16:53Kiko, what kind of jobs have you had apart from princess of everything?
16:58Well, I've done a lot of management and also I'm a fashion designer so I do a lot of freelance
17:04work.
17:05That's what I would wear if I were in management.
17:09Yeah, Billy, you could have made more of an actor.
17:14LAUGHTER
17:15Have you had a lot of jobs, Billy?
17:17Well, I'm an actor, so...
17:20But actors don't really get sacked.
17:22Well, you get sacked but you don't know you're getting sacked.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25Then you think that the show's done, but the first six episodes where you was in, it's been cut out.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Especially when you tell people, watch me, I'm going to be on the show.
17:35LAUGHTER
17:35I really love that Rosie Jones show with Alison Hammond.
17:39LAUGHTER
17:42Like you think you've been cut out of the show?
17:48Again?
17:48Yeah.
17:49Seriously, this love that you're supposed to have for me is not, I mean, slightly a red flag at this
17:53stage.
17:54You think you just call me Susie?
18:01Did I call you Susie?
18:02Yeah.
18:03Not all gay women look the same!
18:09LAUGHTER
18:10LAUGHTER
18:13Masa, what do you do?
18:15Bit of this, bit of that.
18:17Ooh!
18:18LAUGHTER
18:18Forget everything.
18:19I do think, I used to travel abroad to buy clothes and stuff and I used to get them dead
18:25cheap and sell them off massive, so expensive and that.
18:28LAUGHTER
18:29I've tried, I've been a market trader, I've been a rapper.
18:34Anything I can do, I'm going to have fun, I'm down for it.
18:38What I'm getting is that Marcel has never paid tax.
18:41LAUGHTER
18:43That's the main vibe I'm getting.
18:46APPLAUSE
18:48Deborah, what kind of teenage jobs did you have?
18:50I just worked in a hotel, like as a breakfast chef.
18:53That's important.
18:54You can't afford to just be sacking the breakfast chef.
18:57I can't see your name.
18:58Josie.
18:59Josie.
19:00I knew it was Josie.
19:16LAUGHTER
19:17I'm here, pussy, I can't keep up.
19:23I'm also from Portsmouth, if that helps, yeah.
19:26Josie, you're from Portsmouth.
19:27Right, don't embarrass me.
19:28Gosport.
19:29You're from Gosport?
19:30Yeah.
19:32Josie's been fired the most.
19:36Josie has a sackable face.
19:38Yes.
19:38You know, she...
19:39You're giving attitude to the boss.
19:41You...
19:42Yeah.
19:42You're going on nights out, you're turning up late, Josie, and we love you for it.
19:45But you're a loose cannon, babe.
19:47Can I give you a little clue?
19:51Yeah.
19:52One of the line-ups got sacked
19:56because they were four hours late
20:01because they were busy having sex.
20:08That's Billy, because he looks proud as punch.
20:11LAUGHTER
20:12It was the greatest role of his life.
20:14LAUGHTER
20:16Oh, wait a minute.
20:17Did you say that Josie's a lesbian?
20:18Four hours?
20:19Yeah.
20:19It's Josie.
20:20That's what I think.
20:21That's what I think.
20:22You've had enough questions.
20:27Time for you to make a decision.
20:31Please support you.
20:34Rosie asks on who you think have been sacked the most and the least.
20:44You did, Susie.
20:46You're not first.
20:49Hiya, darling.
20:50Hi, babes.
20:50How are you?
20:51I was expecting it.
20:52Can you get the rosette?
20:53It's cute.
20:54Yeah, it's cute.
20:54I hope it's you.
20:57Oh, God.
20:58LAUGHTER
21:00Cat, fring, fring, yoghurt.
21:04OK.
21:07Um...
21:08I'm sorry.
21:09Hi.
21:09Josie!
21:11I just...
21:12I saw a kindred spirit and...
21:15LAUGHTER
21:15Yeah, I just...
21:16The facial expression of Josie is how I felt when I was doing customer service jobs.
21:23Mmm.
21:24And I just don't think that you could be sacked in a tiara.
21:27I think Akiko's born in management.
21:31Never...
21:32Never been sacked, I think.
21:34OK.
21:35All right.
21:36Your answers are looked in!
21:45I can reveal that they correct order
21:51From least to most...
21:57It's...
21:58Billy...
21:59Never...
22:00Akiko...
22:02Once...
22:04Josie...
22:06Five times...
22:08Deborah...
22:09Six times...
22:12And ourselves...
22:14Have been fired...
22:1855 times!
22:27I've been fired for literally every job I've ever had in my whole life.
22:31Marcelle, were you having sex for four hours?
22:34No.
22:34That was...
22:36Of course...
22:38A lesbian!
22:40LAUGHTER
22:43And that means...
22:47No-one got anything made!
22:49No-one got anything made!
22:51No-one got anything made!
22:52Crazy.
22:52Why are you so shit?
22:56I don't know.
23:06Cheers!
23:10Cheers!
23:10Cheers!
23:10Time for the break!
23:13See you in a minute!
23:16Cheers!
23:23Cheers!
23:30Welcome back!
23:33One of my regulars is gonna tell you a fact
23:39and it's all to you to decide
23:45whether it's about them
23:48or actually about me
23:53Duval, take it away
23:57One of us lost our virginity in the disabled toilets of a retail store
24:03Was it me or was it Rosie?
24:05What are you thinking?
24:08I don't think you ever had a virginity
24:14Duval, could you step forward a bit?
24:16Could you and Rosie just do your sexiest little wiggle
24:20to entice someone into a disabled toilet
24:22and then we'll decide
24:24To go
24:33Do you want to go to the disabled toilets?
24:36Yes I do
24:36Oh no!
24:55Oh no!
24:57Oh no!
24:59Oh no!
25:11And four hours later they were still there
25:17They're officially a lesbian
25:18You get a letter from Claire Boulding in the postal two weeks
25:23Right, did that help?
25:27No, I don't think it helped anyone
25:29So I've met Rosie's parents
25:31and they seem like nice liberal parents
25:33that would let you lose your virginity in the house
25:37My parents are pretty liberal as well
25:39Actually, when I came out
25:41I sent my family a video of me walking out of a wardrobe
25:44and said that to me
25:46It's a true coming out story
25:48Was it in the department?
25:55So what are you saying?
25:59I think it's Duval
25:59We think it's Rosie?
26:03Okay
26:03Yes
26:04But
26:06Yep
26:06Well
26:07I can reveal
26:10The answer
26:12is
26:14You
26:16You
26:16You
26:17You
26:18You
26:19You
26:21You
26:22You
26:23You
26:23You
26:25A little bit of grinder
26:26A little bit of grinder
26:26Was it a bit of grinder?
26:27No
26:27We were shopping for seats for prom
26:29and it was in the House of Fraser
26:31We get into the disabled toilet
26:33and one thing led to another and
26:35Yes
26:36But
26:36fore what was I very well of being disabled
26:42I mean
26:43afterward
26:48Keep it out from Do Juan
26:55Well done, Jasmine and Boone, you get a point!
27:00Woo-hoo! That's a good story.
27:06I've been snooping from my regulars Google search history.
27:16All the teams are to do is to match the pig to the prick.
27:25If you see your search history here, please come forward.
27:40So, then come on over.
27:44I can't believe the regulars let you into their search history.
27:48I know, I know.
27:50This one is my favourite. It is all cheese.
27:57Trace got big cheese energy.
27:59I like cheese.
28:00What is a scenario where you would have to search Red Lesnar?
28:04It's just on its own.
28:05It's not like, what's the best one for lasagna or what...
28:07Yeah.
28:07It's just on its own.
28:08I feel like Archie, Archie seems simple like that.
28:12I don't feel like Tracy would be searching why is 69 a big deal.
28:19I think she would know.
28:20Tracy knows.
28:20I think that one is Tracy.
28:23Yeah, me too.
28:23Tattoo removal, why am I so aroused in the heat?
28:26And then she's just farting while feeling horny.
28:29Because it says why am I so gassy?
28:31It's number two that's throwing me off.
28:34Because number two, it just looks like someone who's got no character, no personality.
28:39Just, just...
28:40And I'm looking at you three, you don't seem...
28:42You feel like you've got a lot of personality and character.
28:44Yeah.
28:45No, wait, maybe one of them's just found out that they're lactose intolerant.
28:49Yeah.
28:49And they're trying to work out if all cheeses have dairy.
28:53Yeah.
28:54And so I think it's Archie.
28:56Yeah.
28:57And they don't want to shit themselves.
29:01Yeah.
29:02I like to...
29:04Yeah.
29:05Who's got a chewy face?
29:07I'm good at that, Shane.
29:09You think he's got a chewy face?
29:11I feel like Shane.
29:12It's so...
29:13Look, there's a mix.
29:14Can rabbits eat grapes, healthy cookie dough, there's such a mix of things.
29:18He looks like he's got a lot of stuff going on in his mind.
29:21Yeah.
29:21And is he a hypochondriac?
29:23Yeah.
29:23How many times can I see that injury myself?
29:25He just looks like he's got a lot of stuff going on.
29:26Right, sit back down and make your decision.
29:33Catherine, Fern, what are you thinking?
29:37I think number one is Tracey, number two is Archie and number three is Shea.
29:44Number three is a very anxious person.
29:47When you're stressed, your eyes twitch and he's getting nervous about sneezing.
29:53And then Archie, I think, is just...
29:55He's not tasted cheese and he's looking for his first cheese to try.
30:02Tracey, Archie, Shea.
30:04OK.
30:06Judy, Susie.
30:08I definitely...
30:08I think number three is Shea.
30:10I agree.
30:11So you are saying...
30:15Archie, Tracey, Shea.
30:18Archie, Tracey, Shea.
30:22Right, regulars, please go and stand beside your search history.
30:37Now it's not.
30:38Now it's not.
30:40Now it's not.
30:41See?
30:42I told you you were simple breakfast.
30:46See?
30:47Why are you so classy?
30:51It just depends on what I eat.
30:52Like, I could eat like a packet of crisp and the next minute I'm just like farting all day.
30:57I don't think you need to worry too much about the 69% that I tell you.
31:02Archie, what's the...
31:03Tell us about this cheese show.
31:05I've written a story made entirely out of cheese puns, so I was getting the photos of the cheese to
31:11reference it.
31:12And then I got distracted halfway through and started looking at latitude.
31:16That means, Captain Anthony got one right.
31:24Judy, Susie, you got nothing right.
31:29At the end of that round, Captain Anthony are in the league.
31:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:42After the break, find out which of my regulars married the same man twice.
31:54All right!
31:55See you in a minute!
32:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:12Hey, welcome back to Out of Order.
32:17Before the break, I actually...
32:21What happened?
32:38What happened?
32:40So, we got married the first time and then I divorced him about a year later.
32:47And then, um, like everybody did during COVID, we huddled together and we huddled so much that we got married
32:55again.
32:56LAUGHTER
32:56And then, uh, well, I divorced him again a year later.
33:00LAUGHTER
33:02You don't have to accept every proposal. It's not like a glass of wine.
33:07You can say no once in a while.
33:10The big question is, if he turned up today...
33:13Would you?
33:15Absolutely not.
33:16Cos he's here!
33:18I think that's...
33:18LAUGHTER
33:21Give it up for Shauna!
33:28It's time for Rosie, let's bury me!
33:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:41Kowal, Shauna and Akiko are playing this along with Susie and Fern.
33:54But who in this line-up can remain the calmest under pressure?
34:05Line-up, do you remember when I fitted you on with a heart rate monitor earlier?
34:18Mm-hm.
34:19Well, we'll text who was the calmest by monitoring whose heart rate jumps the highest.
34:33Wow.
34:34As you can see, there's five mousetraps with some cheese on.
34:45Choose a mousetrap and pick up the cheese.
34:53Archie will fucking love it.
34:57LAUGHTER
34:58Right, you two, I want you to secretly predict the order these five local men.
35:09The traps are completely safe.
35:15Like this one.
35:24OK.
35:25Shauna.
35:27You're first.
35:30It'll be fine!
35:33You don't need your fingers!
35:36I think it's best if Shauna loses her ring finger specifically.
35:41LAUGHTER
35:43Oh, shit.
35:48Mmmmm.
35:50All right.
35:51All right.
35:54Oh.
35:54Oh.
35:55Oh.
35:55Oh.
35:56Oh.
35:57Oh.
36:00Oh.
36:07Oh, come back.
36:11Oh.
36:21Oh.
36:24Oh.
36:26Oh.
36:28Oh, Ohh.
36:29Oh.
36:31Oh.
36:36Oh.
36:38Oh.
36:38Oh, God.
36:48You don't see that at Miss World, you know?
36:52Fern.
36:54Oh, Fern.
36:55I thought I felt calm.
36:58Because we could sue you if it's not safe.
37:00We've signed a waiver.
37:01Yeah, we've signed a waiver.
37:04Yeah, I did, didn't I?
37:05Yeah, I did, didn't I?
37:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:09Oh, I don't want to talk to you.
37:13Hey!
37:19Hi, bro.
37:21Yeah.
37:24Ooh!
37:29OK, that one there looks crazy, but this one's looking...
37:32All right.
37:34Ooh!
37:35Oh, close.
37:36He likes this.
37:37Ooh!
37:38Ooh!
37:38Ooh!
37:39Very long!
37:44Easy.
37:45Crazy.
37:46Yes, crazy.
37:48Wallet!
37:48Yeah, I guess that's me.
37:49Fingers are very important to your community.
37:51Yes!
37:55Thank you, Katherine.
37:56Thank you for recognizing that.
37:59Ooh!
38:02Ooh!
38:10Ooh!
38:11Ooh!
38:16Ooh!
38:16Ooh!
38:16Ooh!
38:19Ooh!
38:19Ooh!
38:21Those mousetraps have showed us why we've got such a pandemic of mouths,
38:24because they are crap.
38:28So, let's talk numbers.
38:33Shauna and Akiko,
38:36your heart rates were very so messed.
38:42So you're out of the game!
38:46APPLAUSE
38:51So, Finn, Ko-wo and Susie,
38:56I fitted you with some electric shock pads...
39:03Oh, OK. ..that I can control...
39:07..with this.
39:09LAUGHTER
39:10I want you to all give me a compliment.
39:17And if I don't like it,
39:22I will shock you.
39:28We'll test back whose heart rate jumps the highest,
39:36starting with Finn.
39:40Um, Rosie, I mean this quite sincerely.
39:43I think you're an inspiration to disabled people...
39:47I hate that word. ..who are piss-heads...
39:50..who are belligerent drunk dickheads.
39:54And you show that disabled people can be drunks, too.
39:58LAUGHTER
39:59You know what?
40:01It started badly,
40:05but then you redeem yourself.
40:08Yeah.
40:09So, for that, you're gonna get a little shocked.
40:15LAUGHTER
40:16Feels quite nice, actually.
40:19LAUGHTER
40:20Right. Tell me what.
40:23I never really liked the colour pink,
40:25but you look so amazing in it.
40:27It's probably my favourite colour now.
40:29Wow.
40:31They're quite sweet,
40:33but, unfortunately...
40:36Oh, oh.
40:36I really like it, though.
40:37Like, it's so lovely.
40:38Oh, no, you're turned into a weak little boy,
40:44and for that, you will be sure!
40:48Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:51Oh, that is...
40:52Oh, my day.
40:54How are you feeling, Susie?
40:59You are so funny and so hot,
41:05it makes all the other female comics fucking livid.
41:09LAUGHTER
41:10Is it a compliment when it's simply pure fat?
41:17LAUGHTER
41:18I would say it is...
41:28day two of your period.
41:29LAUGHTER
41:31Like, your father loves...
41:35LAUGHTER
41:36APPLAUSE
41:42We have an order!
41:45No!
41:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:49Now, it is...
41:52Shauna...
41:53then Nikiko...
41:55then Tawa...
41:58then Susie...
42:00and...
42:02Fernie's our winner!
42:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:08Judy, let's see how you did.
42:12Oh!
42:13Oh!
42:16Oh!
42:17No choice to Judy,
42:21Catherine.
42:23Let's see if you did any better.
42:29Oh!
42:30Oh!
42:31Oh!
42:32Oh!
42:33One, mate!
42:34One point to Catherine!
42:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:39So, after that,
42:41Catherine and Fern have nine points,
42:47and Judy and Susie have seven!
42:52Which mean,
42:54Kevin and Fern have this week's winner!
43:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:04Let's have one can tell by the incredibleikides!
43:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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43:17Brian, please take love and please take more fun!
43:25Bye!
44:03We'll see you next time!
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