00:01I've spent 20 long years fighting in the Mortal Kombat Tournament.
00:05I've dealt with sorcerers, undead ninjas, gods, and the scariest of all, my ex-wife.
00:14Yeah, yeah, John Cena is a 15-time world champion.
00:18That's cute. It only means you've lost it 15 times.
00:22You face Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
00:28I face Shinnok at the Jinsei Chamber for the World.
00:32Boo-hoo, tuck that one in your back pocket.
00:35Kane, the devil's favorite demon, the Big Red Machine.
00:41He stood face to face with his brother in the middle of an inferno.
00:45His choke slam has sent many superstars straight to hell.
00:49And worst of all, he went corporate.
00:52I've dealt with Netherrealm demons, Quan Chi sorcery, Raiden's boring speeches.
00:57Point, cage.
01:00The Rock.
01:01It's like looking in a mirror.
01:03Quick, quick, good looks.
01:04A bold sense of style.
01:07It's pretty much a wash.
01:08Except, uh, my tattoos are better.
01:12They say the WWE superstars are the best.
01:15And now that they're immortals, let's see what they can do.
01:19I'd frame that.
01:21I'm coming for you.
01:27I'm coming for you.
01:28I'm coming for you.
01:28I'm coming for you.
01:28I'm coming for you.
01:29Grazie a tutti.
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