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00:24This is the 30th f***ing take!
00:28Who do I have to suck off to get a f***ing suicide bomber whose balls have dropped?
00:33All right, working with talent can be difficult at times.
00:36You know, sometimes they just want unfiltered monk sweat flown in from Tibet.
00:39Other times it's a foot massage from Ryan Seacrest.
00:42There's an ebb and flow to it all.
00:44You gotta understand where they're coming from.
00:46You think this is vacation?
00:47Does this look like vacation to you?
00:49Hang on, hang on.
00:50Let me make sure I got my flip-flops on.
00:51Nope, ain't got s***.
00:53You don't got s***.
00:55Had to go there.
00:56You had to f***ing go there.
00:58I'm pretty sure I found you playing a male prostitute in a Michael Bay remake of Cabaret.
01:03You want to go back?
01:05Huh?
01:06You want to go back to that?
01:08Huh?
01:09Sorry.
01:10What?
01:10Didn't catch that, Marcel Marceau.
01:13Trout!
01:14Making Borderlands has been a rocky road.
01:16Tasty like the ice cream, but difficult to drive on.
01:21What the f***?
01:22Tony, he didn't just blow himself up and we weren't rolling?
01:24That was someone else.
01:25That was somebody else?
01:27Oh, thank goodness.
01:28Hey, find out at their reunion.
01:31Shooting something like this, you gotta be organic.
01:35Sometimes your actors explode.
01:37And worse, sometimes they don't.
01:38Gotta be creative.
01:41Quiet on the set!
01:42This is live!
01:44We're doing it live!
01:45Hey, you brought this upon yourself!
01:47It can't all be hookers in Sunshine!
01:50Action!
01:55Yeah!
01:56Yeah!
01:57So who's Tony Romo now, mother f***er?
02:00Up rights!
02:02Hello!
02:03Oh, you want an update on me?
02:06Okay.
02:07I spent 415 days in the hospital for what they declared was a spine severed in 14 distinct places.
02:18Yeah, mostly now I play characters that don't have legs or a waist or anything below the sternum.
02:26Um, really, so you might say my career is, uh, best.
02:30Oh, I f*** in a bag!
02:31Uh, sometimes my nurse even lets me do it from across the room.
02:34Uh, which is a kick.
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