00:00Peggy 18
00:30The man who would eventually become Handsome Jack hired four Vault Hunters to save mankind from a brand new evil
00:37These escapades are chronicled in Borderlands the pre-sequel, which is an invented word denoting both prequel and sequel
00:45Shakespeare!
00:46B-b-b-reading
00:47You've likely killed many things on Pandora already, but things are quite different up here on Elpis
00:53For realsies!
00:54Yes, for realsies
00:56The gravity is even lower so you can jump extremely high into the atmosphere for acrobatic gunfights
01:01Additionally, if you have an oxygen kit or an Oz kit as the locals refer to them
01:06You can slam down from great heights to squish your enemies to death
01:10This maneuver is called a gravity slam!
01:13Do not call it a butt slam!
01:15You can also find upgraded Oz kits that add elemental damage to your slams like fire or shock or acid
01:22or explosions
01:23Or I have changed my mind you can call it a butt slam
01:26Butt slam
01:27But that's not all Oz kits can do
01:30You know what's better than jumping?
01:33Cuddling with someone you love very much
01:35You know what's almost as awesome as that?
01:39Double jumping!
01:40Double jumping allows you to reach all new areas
01:43And traverse the environment with greater freedom than you ever had on Pandora
01:48But Oz kits aren't the only loot you'll find on Elpis
01:52Whispering!
01:54I know how much you like loot
01:55Because we are best friends
01:56And I put your needs before my own
01:59Well said, Mr. Torg
02:01Pandora has 87 bazillion guns
02:03But Elpis has even more
02:07Take the new cryo weapons for instance
02:10For the first time ever
02:11You can freeze an enemy with cryo damage
02:13Which will immobilize them and make them utterly healthless
02:16Once you've done enough damage to them
02:18They shall shatter into tiny little ice shards
02:21Or maybe you're too cool for freeze weapons
02:25Maybe you're more about blasting stuff with space science
02:28Lucky for you, Elpis is chock full of laser weapons
02:32You wanna pew pew somebody with a blaster rifle?
02:36You can't do that
02:37You wanna fire a massive frail gun blast that kills a bad guy in one hit?
02:43No problem
02:44Heck, Elpis even has laser shotgun
02:48Laser shotguns
02:51You're welcome
02:52Not only that
02:54Besides this even made a continuous laser beam
02:57That looks just like the one from that movie Ghost Dad
03:00And if you get a piece of loot you don't like
03:03You can always toss it into the brand new grinder machine
03:07Put less awesome things into the grinder
03:09Grind them up and get something moderately more awesome
03:13But who will be using all this loot you ask?
03:16Easy
03:16Four brand new bolt hunters
03:18A cyborg mercenary
03:20A gunslinging sadist
03:22An annoying robot
03:24And a deadly gladiator
03:26Gender equality
03:28Wilhelm the enforcer uses his two surveyor drones to tear up the battlefield
03:33Wolf, his offensive drone, flies around attacking enemies
03:37While Saint, his defensive drone, hangs back and heals Wilhelm like a true drone
03:42As Tork would say
03:43I would say that
03:44You can also outfit Wilhelm with cybernetic enhancements
03:48All systems are a go
03:49Welcome to Robot Punch City
03:51Population
03:52Everyone's faces
03:54Nisha the Lawbringer
03:57Does not even give a tenth of a f**k
04:00With her showdown skill
04:02Nisha automatically locks onto nearby enemies
04:04And gets increased
04:06Everything
04:07Gun damage
04:08Fire rate
04:09Reloads meet
04:10Accuracy
04:10If she's pissed enough
04:12She can clear out an entire room
04:14In only a few seconds
04:15Every time she takes damage
04:18She also gains a stack of order
04:20If she gets enough order
04:22Nisha can use a lightning whip
04:24To do a downright bananas amount of damage
04:27To the enemies in front of her
04:29That's right
04:30Nisha likes dealing pain
04:32Just as much as she likes receiving it
04:34Which may seem weird to you
04:36But don't judge
04:38Whatever gets you there
04:39Athena the gladiator
04:41Is unstoppable
04:42Once she pulls out her kinetic aspys shield
04:44The more enemies shoot at aspys
04:46The more damage it does
04:47Once Athena holds it
04:49Like a weapon
04:49She can even upgrade it
04:51To ricochet off multiple enemies
04:52Athena can also use her sword
04:54To make enemies bleed
04:55If she then grabs the
04:57You've got red on you skill
04:58All bleeding enemies
05:00Explode when they die
05:01It is scientifically
05:03The best thing imaginable
05:07Claptrap the Frag Trap
05:08Is shall we say
05:09Tricky
05:10His Vault Hunter .exe program
05:13Will analyze the battlefield
05:15Determine which Vault Hunter
05:16Would be best suited
05:17For blowing up
05:18All of its problems right then
05:19And then reprogram
05:21Claptrap to fight
05:22In that particular manner
05:23Perhaps he'll unleash
05:24A barrage of cannon fire
05:25On his enemies
05:26Or maybe he'll summon
05:27A spirit of the gun zirker
05:29And dual wield
05:30He might even unleash
05:32His inner psycho
05:32And go into full on
05:34Meat bicycle mode
05:35Or if he'll mess up
05:36And just make the entire team
05:39Uncontrollably bouncy
05:40It's not malware
05:42It's a feature
05:43Here I can
05:44To play the game
05:45Ship that
05:46Shit
05:47Oh
05:48And this time around
05:49The Vault Hunters
05:50Will be much
05:51Chattier Cathy's
05:52Than before
05:52Like the fun kind of talk
05:54Or the dull kind
05:55This is so friggin hot
05:57While the old Vault Hunters
05:58Didn't have much to say
06:00Outside of combat
06:01These four new badasses
06:02Will have lots to say
06:04About the story
06:04And their place in it
06:06I'm programmed
06:07To be foolishly optimistic
06:08In situations
06:09Such as these
06:09Why am I not surprised?
06:13Characterization!
06:16Speaking of characters
06:17You'll be seeing
06:18Some new faces on Elpus
06:19In addition
06:20To some familiar ones
06:21This is Springs
06:22A super nice scrap vendor
06:24With a super huge
06:25Crush on Athena
06:26This is Nurse Nina
06:28Who will keep you alive
06:30But totally laugh
06:31When you're in pain
06:32Also
06:33Moxie is on the moon
06:34For some reason
06:36Reasons
06:37But anyway
06:38Elpus requires
06:39Your help quite badly
06:40You see
06:41A number of homicidal
06:42Doll soldiers
06:43Known as the
06:43Lost Legion
06:44Have taken over Hyperion's
06:46Orbital moon base
06:46And they plan to use
06:48Its enormous laser
06:49To destroy both
06:50Elpus and Pandora
06:51Only the Vault Hunters
06:53Aided by a lowly
06:54Hyperion programmer
06:55Named Jack
06:55Can stop the
06:56Lost Legion's commander
06:57From killing thousands
06:58Of innocent people
07:00Which is weird
07:00Cause Jack, Willem
07:02And Nisha
07:02End up being bad guys
07:04In Borderlands 2
07:05So it's like
07:06Wait
07:06Am I a bad guy?
07:08Or were the so called
07:09Bad guys
07:10Not as bad as I thought?
07:12Moral ambiguity
07:13Taste the Nietzschean inner conflict
07:15Mother
07:16The obiscus is also into you
07:18Or
07:19If looking into the heart of darkness
07:21Isn't your thing
07:22You can still have a buttload of fun
07:25Checking out the new moon environments
07:26There's lava stuff
07:28Moon stuff
07:30Sexy caverns
07:31No big deal
07:33Also
07:34Cities
07:34Also
07:35Big holes in the ground
07:37Also
07:38All the cool stuff on Hyperion's Helios moon base
07:41That I didn't mention in the preceding list
07:44Hammerlock
07:45Talk about enemies or something
07:47Of course
07:48Many new baddies shall attempt to stop your heroic efforts
07:51Lost Legion engineers will deploy turrets and singularity reactors to suck you in
07:56While you're shooting at them
07:57A lost Legion medic might come in and heal them
07:59Thus screwing up all your plans
08:02Later
08:02Perhaps you'll run into a beastly kragon
08:04You'll kill it
08:05But then
08:06Good gracious
08:07You'll split into two smaller kragons
08:09Who are equally deadly
08:10What quirk of evolution resulted in such a defense mechanism?
08:13Or
08:14Better question
08:15Who cares?
08:17Why try to learn stuff
08:18When you can just spread them over
08:20With one of the new moon vehicles?
08:22Their physiology doesn't count for much
08:24When they're crunching under your wheels
08:26Or burning under your hover jets
08:28Am I right?
08:29You are not at all right
08:31But please continue
08:32For all the stuff that's new in Ghost Dad
08:35Everything you liked before is back
08:37Four player co-op
08:39Split screen
08:40Item trading
08:42Badass rig
08:43Except now you can show off your rig to all your friends
08:46Tons of skills
08:48Multiple playthroughs
08:51Head customizations
08:52Skin customizations
08:54Vehicle customizations
08:57Internet memes
08:58Just kidding
09:00We didn't leave the f*** out of all those internet memes
09:02Those were awful
09:03Our bad
09:04Wow such memes very regret
09:06It's nearly time you badass of badasses
09:09The Lost Legion is on the warpath
09:12And it's up to you and Jack
09:14To save the world
09:15Grab a freeze gun
09:16High five your best friend
09:18And get your ass to the moon
09:21Borderlands the pre-sequel
09:24Warna lands the pre-sequel
09:28Warna lands the pre-sequel
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