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Full Episode of Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with Biker Bad Boy
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00:00:09To be continued...
00:00:09Today's day, Phoebe.
00:00:10Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I write my path with my own frame.
00:00:35I stand on my own here.
00:00:44Sorry, excuse me.
00:01:00Hey, Chase.
00:01:03Who?
00:01:03It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Shoot.
00:01:09Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:12Chase, I...
00:01:18I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:20Since, like, 10th grade.
00:01:22When you won that district contest.
00:01:25I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:01:28Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:30What?
00:01:34Sure, sure.
00:01:37For real?
00:01:44Come here, babe.
00:01:57Surprise, nerd!
00:02:00Clement!
00:02:02Whoa, Clement!
00:02:04Yo!
00:02:08Whoa, Clement!
00:02:09Yo!
00:02:11Oh, my God.
00:02:12I just confessed to the school psycho.
00:02:15Watch out.
00:02:16Whoa, Clement.
00:02:17Juvenile delinquency.
00:02:24Dangerous and violent.
00:02:27Dangerous and violent.
00:02:31In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:33No.
00:02:47Eh!
00:02:50Oh, Bono!
00:03:00Capital A for A-Hole.
00:03:04Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:07Me, my life, and the Devil's Playground.
00:03:13I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:18I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy. Sorry!
00:03:22I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:23Since, like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:28I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:30Forever?
00:03:32Since 10th grade?
00:03:34We'll eat it! We'll eat it!
00:03:37We'll eat that right now!
00:03:44Huh?
00:04:14What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:20Damn it! I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:24I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:26Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:28I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:31This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:34For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:37I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:39Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:41Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:43I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:48Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:51I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:54You're such an asshole!
00:04:56No!
00:05:15Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:16I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:19No!
00:05:30Oops!
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:33Give those back!
00:05:34What, these?
00:05:49That was a prescription!
00:05:51So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:54Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max.
00:05:57And her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:06:00If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:06:02she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:05Please.
00:06:10Let me go, Max.
00:06:11You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:14Hmm.
00:06:15Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:18Definitely blind.
00:06:20Oh.
00:06:21Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:25finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:34finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37No.
00:06:40S-T.
00:06:41R.I.P.
00:06:43Exactly!
00:06:44R.I.P. nerd.
00:06:46Strip her.
00:06:47No!
00:06:49Stop!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:55No!
00:07:10No!
00:07:11It's me!
00:07:20That's better.
00:07:22Off you go.
00:07:28Go.
00:07:39My nose!
00:07:48Oh!
00:07:49Oh!
00:07:50Oh!
00:07:56Look at you.
00:07:57Look at you.
00:08:23Great, first I confessed to the wrong guy,
00:08:26and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:50Hi, Mom. I'm sorry.
00:08:55I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:59I'm sorry.
00:09:00No way.
00:09:02Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:08He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:10You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:12It humiliated you.
00:09:12I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:14Since like...
00:09:14Forever?
00:09:16Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:18I've had enough today.
00:09:19Time for payback.
00:09:22I'm sorry.
00:09:28I'm sorry.
00:09:31I'm sorry.
00:09:49You're just recording me.
00:09:53Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:56The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:59Stay away from me!
00:10:02It's me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:13No!
00:10:14You don't get to be mad.
00:10:15You recorded me first.
00:10:17You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:20You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:23Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well.
00:10:27Delete it.
00:10:28Now.
00:10:29Or I swear.
00:10:31Swear what?
00:10:32You're gonna hit me?
00:10:35Big man Beau Clement.
00:11:15Oh my...
00:11:16Oh my God.
00:11:23Phoebe?
00:11:25Phoebe!
00:11:27What the fuck?
00:11:30Come on, smart mouth. Talk to me.
00:11:51Come on.
00:11:53Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:11:55Phoebe, please talk to me. Stay with me.
00:12:13Shit.
00:12:15I'm sorry.
00:12:16I'm sorry.
00:12:17I'm sorry.
00:12:24Jesus!
00:12:25Fuck!
00:12:29You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:34What? What did you do?
00:12:38You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:41And thank God I knew CPR.
00:12:44You put your lips on me?
00:12:51Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:54What the fu-
00:12:55What the fu-
00:12:57Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:00What the fu-
00:13:01Are you-
00:13:03I felt your wa-
00:13:05I was- I was saving you.
00:13:07I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:09That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:14That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:14You consider that a kiss?
00:13:16Consider it charity.
00:13:19And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:23Yes.
00:13:29You recorded me first!
00:13:32Asshole.
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:44Yeah? Huh?
00:13:48Two for one deal.
00:13:50You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:53You're very welcome.
00:13:59You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:03Whoa, whoa!
00:14:04What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:07I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:10You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:23Oh, shit!
00:14:29Oh, shit!
00:14:31I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:37Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:14:41Wait, does that have a name?
00:14:43Wait, wait, wait! Don't tell me! Let me guess!
00:14:45Chase!
00:14:46Oh, my God!
00:14:48Shut up!
00:14:49Give it back!
00:14:50Uh-uh!
00:14:52So much for Ms. I've never been kissed before.
00:14:55If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:03And what you heard me now, I wonder what I was about.
00:15:20My son.
00:15:22Why not?
00:15:41Because I will show everyone this.
00:15:45I will.
00:15:52What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy?
00:15:59You?
00:16:00You tell on me.
00:16:01I post this.
00:16:02We both go down together.
00:16:05It's in the cloud.
00:16:06Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:10You're pushing it.
00:16:19What are you going to do?
00:16:23What are you going to do?
00:16:29Hey.
00:16:31Hey.
00:16:32Eyes up here?
00:16:37You delete that.
00:16:40I don't tell on you.
00:16:42Okay?
00:16:44And I'll throw in any favor.
00:16:46Okay?
00:16:47Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:16:52How's that for a deal?
00:16:55You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:00What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:03Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:06Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:10Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:15How's that for a change?
00:17:19Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:24Take it.
00:17:26Or don't.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:31Make me popular.
00:17:33For Chase.
00:17:35That's the favorite.
00:17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37What?
00:17:38You want me to what?
00:17:39That is not a favor.
00:17:40That is a miracle.
00:17:42Okay?
00:17:44Oh, my God.
00:17:46Natural curls.
00:17:47Big glasses on the daily.
00:17:50Body.
00:17:51Not exactly a fault.
00:17:53Oh, my God.
00:17:56That's mean.
00:17:58Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:00Golden boy.
00:18:01Captain of the swim team.
00:18:03What?
00:18:03Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:08You know you can do better.
00:18:10Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:20Shut the hell up.
00:18:22Take it or leave it.
00:18:23I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:25You know, I bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:28that Chase would never fall for a girl like you.
00:18:31Okay?
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:35I do like a challenge.
00:18:37And getting a nerd like you
00:18:39to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:18:43That sounds like fun.
00:18:46You delete the video,
00:18:48I make you irresistible.
00:18:51Deal?
00:18:58Deal.
00:19:09Deal.
00:19:11Deal.
00:19:11Deal.
00:19:13Deal.
00:19:13Deal.
00:19:15Deal.
00:19:22Deal.
00:19:24Deal.
00:19:25Deal.
00:19:28Deal.
00:20:08I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:49I'm so in love with you.
00:21:18No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:22Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:21:47I'm sorry.
00:21:49I'm sorry.
00:21:49I'm sorry.
00:22:00Hey, um, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:03You know, he does it every year.
00:22:04It's going to be cool.
00:22:05Yes.
00:22:06Yes, of course.
00:22:08You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:10I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:14Great.
00:22:15I'll see you then.
00:22:23Oh, no.
00:22:25How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:31Shit.
00:22:32Yikes.
00:22:34Look at you.
00:22:36Total train wreck.
00:22:41Bo, you have to help me.
00:22:43How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:22:51Fine.
00:22:52Fine.
00:22:53Looks like I'm cursed.
00:22:55Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:22:58Hey, can you...
00:23:01What are you doing?
00:23:02Put me down.
00:23:03Oh, shut up.
00:23:04The makeover starts now.
00:23:06Oh, shut up.
00:23:42is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:23:52is this one of those moments
00:24:00no the movie's lied you look the same unfortunately
00:24:04cliches no miracles
00:24:07her eyes really are stunning
00:24:40well can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:24:54here yeah
00:25:00the outage thing you're going too right
00:25:06please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:11sure yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:17right go go go go
00:25:27bro you still there
00:25:45i'll be there
00:26:03bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:06yeah still do
00:26:30shit can't say hey pretty
00:26:35whoa
00:26:38is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:26:42shut the front door no effing way
00:26:49breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:26:53please don't trip
00:26:56hey you made it you look
00:27:04unbelievable
00:27:04you too you always do i mean how could you not
00:27:07hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:12good good job
00:27:15relax phoebes
00:27:17you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:20phoebes oh now i sound like a cool kid
00:27:22i wish it were as easy as a quiz so no one would drown in my cringe
00:27:27but then you know i'd resuscitate you
00:27:30because that's the perks of being a swarm team captain
00:27:32i'm life saving certified
00:27:45what about bo i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level
00:27:51i find you just the same
00:28:00what the actual fuck
00:28:10well well saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:15good job
00:28:18i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:21i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:23max stop
00:28:24it's okay chase
00:28:26leave me alone max
00:28:28don't populate girls like you have better things to do
00:28:30why are you wasting your energy on little old me
00:28:35do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:28:38like i did before
00:28:47no
00:28:53you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:28:56i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:28:59you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what a duck
00:29:04is that the best you can do
00:29:06i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:08oh bird
00:29:10did you just knock it off max
00:29:11shut the fuck up chase
00:29:14tell me phillips when this is over and the lights come back on are you gonna go crawling back to
00:29:22your usual corner
00:29:23you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:29some guy will eventually notice you
00:29:32oh shit
00:29:36i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:29:40the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:29:44you're right
00:29:45i do need a reminder
00:29:49i do need a reminder
00:29:51and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:29:56enlighten me
00:29:56please
00:29:58you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:01how cliche max
00:30:02what you think you're regina george or something
00:30:04more plastic
00:30:05much less iconic
00:30:07and something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:12eldritch winter function serving me
00:30:14maybe
00:30:19after you're hit with these hands
00:30:21but it's okay
00:30:23you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:25here's some charity
00:30:27go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:30:31seriously
00:30:33yeah
00:30:33i'm a nerd
00:30:34i love chemistry
00:30:36and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:30:40once you grew up and got smarter
00:30:45wishful thinking
00:30:47pathetic
00:30:47pathetic
00:30:48i know
00:30:48but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at sixteen
00:30:54wow
00:30:54good job
00:30:56who will call selling her feet pics at 28
00:30:58her career eventually
00:31:01holy shit
00:31:04okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:07okay are you done
00:31:08okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:10leave her alone
00:31:12for once
00:31:13i'm gonna pass out
00:31:15in front of everyone
00:31:16on the best night of my life
00:31:21this isn't over
00:31:23have a good night
00:31:30i came here to impress a boy
00:31:32but i might leave having impressed myself
00:31:47okay so like i said if someone sees us code word
00:31:52oh jeez
00:31:54oh my god
00:31:56i'm gonna throw up
00:31:57maxism needs to be nuclear
00:31:59think bump for the
00:32:01i'll go verge
00:32:04okay okay
00:32:07perfect
00:32:07perfect
00:32:08now
00:32:09let it set for now
00:32:15oh
00:32:15great
00:32:16it's a niche tourism
00:32:25man
00:32:27you know mr eldridge is so generous
00:32:31hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year
00:32:34now st vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board
00:32:37and mrs eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research
00:32:42kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight
00:32:49oh
00:32:57you want some
00:32:59and a toast
00:33:00for the curse to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:07slow
00:33:10slow
00:33:11slow
00:33:13sure
00:33:14courage
00:33:16love courage
00:33:18you can do this baby
00:33:20don't be lying
00:33:21it's just like kool-aid
00:33:23there you go
00:33:30whoa
00:33:33whoa easy there
00:33:34ew
00:33:35you okay phoebs
00:33:36is this legal
00:33:38not exactly
00:33:49exactly
00:33:49you
00:33:49come with me
00:33:51the hell you want come in
00:33:52move
00:33:54or you can find out
00:33:56stop it
00:33:56both of you
00:33:57this is a ball
00:33:58not a boxing ring
00:34:00valid
00:34:08no
00:34:09no
00:34:10no no no no no no no shit
00:34:11my drac
00:34:12Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:18That's the game, buddy.
00:34:20Not funny!
00:34:23You happy now? My night's ruined.
00:34:34I... I need a minute.
00:34:38Hey! She doesn't need your sorry ass right now. I'm not fucking asking.
00:34:55That idiot, dumbass, asshole!
00:35:04So stupid!
00:35:16Why are you here? Get out!
00:35:20I need clean up, too.
00:35:25This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:35:32Lee! Get out!
00:35:34I'm not leaving. So calm down.
00:35:40Fine. Then enjoy the show.
00:35:46What... what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:35:49What the hell does it look like? You wouldn't leave. So be my guest.
00:35:57Be my guest, too.
00:35:59What are you doing?
00:36:00Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:04I was here first. Get your own room.
00:36:06Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:12Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:16At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:21You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:36:27That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:36:29How you kissed me, touched me.
00:36:33I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:36:38I've seen everything there is to see.
00:36:41And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:36:45So don't worry, baby girl.
00:36:47I'm not getting excited.
00:36:49And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:36:55Oh, really?
00:36:57Mm-hmm.
00:37:26You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:37:29That's very cute.
00:37:31Very virgin of you.
00:37:50I dare you to touch me.
00:37:53Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:37:57Hm.
00:37:59I dare you to touch me.
00:38:05Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:22I am no chicken shit.
00:38:24Well, go on.
00:38:25I'm no chicken shit.
00:38:26Then go on.
00:38:28Try me.
00:38:30I'll never run by, but just because you're loving, no chicken shit, I'm not.
00:38:34I'm standing in the fire, I'm not.
00:38:36I'm sitting in the fire, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt.
00:38:36Now you don't know my fear, you don't write my down
00:38:40Follow me, I've got something special planned for you
00:38:45Harry
00:38:46Follow me, I've got something special planned for you
00:38:50That's Mrs Aldridge's voice
00:38:52Shhh, shhh
00:38:53Come on, come on
00:39:01My husband's talking to the Saint Vincent principal
00:39:06We have 20 minutes
00:39:12You're mine now
00:39:18Don't touch me
00:39:27Sala, in the bedroom
00:39:29Yeah, makes sense
00:39:36Yes, baby, right there
00:39:41Are they?
00:39:43Are they seriously?
00:39:45I don't know
00:39:54Could you, uh...
00:40:02I don't think I can face Mrs Aldridge anymore
00:40:04The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:06Her mom's are gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:40:26Stay still, Phoebe
00:40:27I beg you
00:40:29Stay still, Phoebe
00:40:38But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here
00:40:45Liar
00:40:48Purp
00:40:49Loser
00:40:53You naughty naughty boy
00:41:12No, not Phoebe
00:41:15Why not?
00:41:17You're not yourself
00:41:18You drunk
00:41:20No, I'm not
00:41:23Okay, here you go
00:41:27Hold on
00:41:29Hold on
00:41:31What are you doing?
00:41:33I'm getting us out of here
00:41:35Now put your arms around my neck
00:41:42What are you doing?
00:41:43Do it, Mary
00:41:44Where are you?
00:41:49Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:41:52Or is your black friend?
00:41:57So grab me
00:41:58And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:03Sure
00:42:06There you go
00:42:06There you go
00:42:13What?
00:42:15How are you?
00:42:16How long have you been?
00:42:18Ma'am?
00:42:19You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:42:32Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it
00:42:36Don't
00:42:37Just
00:42:39Just don't, baby
00:42:43Phoebe
00:42:43Hey
00:42:45I'm looking all over for you
00:42:49Are you okay?
00:42:53Come on, Phoebe
00:42:54Let's go
00:42:55Come here
00:42:55Come on
00:43:07Okay
00:43:08On three, we drenched the ugly duckling
00:43:11This will go viral
00:43:16In case we'll see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:20Oh, hell no
00:43:21Oh, hell no
00:43:40Oh my god
00:43:42What is that?
00:43:44It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:43:48This is fashion week couture
00:43:50Get it off me
00:43:54Fun chemistry fact
00:43:56The stench
00:43:57That's ammonia
00:43:59Meaning
00:44:00You're sexually covered in piss here
00:44:03Pissy Max
00:44:05Mad Stinky Max
00:44:16Oh my god, Beau, that's like kind of nice
00:44:32What's up?
00:44:35Hey, Phoebs
00:44:37Need a ride home?
00:44:38Um
00:44:39Um
00:44:46Yeah, sure
00:44:56Dude, you know it's first come first serve
00:45:08Hop in
00:45:09I'll take you home
00:45:12Oh my god
00:45:14They were waiting for me
00:45:15That's so sweet
00:45:16I have no idea what they had
00:45:19I
00:45:19I got lunch
00:45:21And then a shower
00:45:23And then it was cold
00:45:24It was a cold shower
00:45:26And I was like
00:45:26I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:45:28Until we have one
00:45:29Just drive
00:45:38I was fogged as a function
00:45:42I was the one who tripped Lana
00:45:44What?
00:45:45You stink
00:45:49Wait, that was you?
00:45:53What the fuck is this day?
00:45:57What the fuck?
00:45:58They're both going to pay for the hands
00:46:13Thieves, you look amazing
00:46:15Tang Girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball
00:46:21There she is
00:46:23And you're a golden girl
00:46:25Golden girl?
00:46:27Please, I just passed a pop quiz
00:46:29Really?
00:46:31You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now
00:46:35I mean, I really can't play more
00:46:40Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:46:44Yeah
00:46:44The team's got the pool to ourselves
00:46:46You should swing by
00:46:48Wear a swimsuit
00:46:51Something cute
00:46:56Yeah, sure
00:46:57I'll be there
00:47:12Jump in!
00:47:13Okay, okay, fine
00:47:16I, I just, I can't swim
00:47:20I almost drowned the last time I was in
00:47:50You're in good hands
00:47:53You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving
00:47:58Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:02Um...
00:48:05Feel not to cry when you eat my weight
00:48:07You're so hot
00:48:16From the dark
00:48:22far from me
00:48:25Very sad
00:48:28As it funky
00:48:28Are a1nd
00:48:30An持ちski
00:48:32The whole
00:48:36But no one's gonna hear it
00:48:41Be me
00:48:42Choose me
00:48:50Goodbye
00:48:57Bye
00:49:03Bye
00:49:03Bye
00:49:04Bye
00:49:04Bye
00:49:04Bye
00:49:05Bye
00:49:05Bye
00:49:08Bye
00:49:08Bye
00:49:10Oh
00:49:11Yo
00:49:14I won Phoebe, you saw that?
00:49:18Wow Clement, you won
00:49:21That's good for you
00:49:22The real winner
00:49:24Is the guy against the girl
00:49:25Oh
00:49:36You were amazing Chase
00:49:40Yo Chase
00:49:41Good race
00:49:41Good race, good race man
00:49:42You crushed it
00:49:42All right
00:49:43See you boys tomorrow
00:49:44See you boys tomorrow
00:49:45See you early
00:49:45Early
00:50:00You done sulking yet Michael Phelps?
00:50:03I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:06I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:07Or are you just that petty?
00:50:13The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:17Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:50:23But the winner gets
00:50:27Anything they ask for?
00:50:37Anything they ask for?
00:50:39Anything
00:50:40Anything
00:50:45Since the winner is too proud to claim this prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:04Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:08What do you want?
00:51:15You are gonna...
00:51:22You are gonna...
00:51:30Tutor me.
00:51:34That's it?
00:51:35What?
00:51:37Disappointed?
00:51:40Fine.
00:51:42If you want tutoring, you'll get tutoring.
00:51:45Go sit.
00:52:04If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:08I'm one of those...
00:52:10All I'm not the type of notes.
00:52:14It's...
00:52:14It's not a thing.
00:52:17Well, I made it a thing.
00:52:22You're scared of a little chemistry such, Clement?
00:52:28You think we have chemistry, Miss Phillips.
00:52:40Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:52:47Remind me what subject this was, again.
00:53:03Let's try this one.
00:53:06Too hardcore, no clue.
00:53:09That's okay.
00:53:10That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:12So, it starts like this.
00:53:13The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:53:19And a 150 million dollar quantity of solution that...
00:53:24How many million dollars are linked to a...
00:53:26Oh!
00:53:26And the consumer is...
00:53:28The drugstore is...
00:53:42Are you sure you're able to study, Clement?
00:53:46You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:53:59I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:04If you don't behave, I'm going to back you with this.
00:54:08So sit, stay, and get two more.
00:54:26I don't like getting rough, Phillips, but I am not some stray that you can tease and train, okay?
00:54:36By the way, I always come out with love.
00:54:45Fine.
00:55:07Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:12Now he's playing hard to kiss.
00:55:27Now, now, be a good girl.
00:55:54You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:55:56If you push, I push back slowly.
00:56:00Don't pretend you don't like me.
00:56:03Don't want me like I'm hard to handle.
00:56:07I've been dangerous to stay alive.
00:56:09How long are you all for?
00:56:12Or do you also fight?
00:56:19I'm bad boy.
00:56:22I'm bad boy.
00:56:23Pumps.
00:56:25And he always bites.
00:56:32But I'm trying to be good for once in my life.
00:56:38Miss Phillips.
00:56:42Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:56:49Maybe, next time I was about to move on.
00:56:57You probably made it worse.
00:56:58And now, you're going to be bothered with me.
00:57:00Oh, my God.
00:57:07I don't know that.
00:57:08I don't know.
00:57:08I don't know.
00:58:49What?
00:58:57Sneaky, huh?
00:58:59Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:04Finish my assignment.
00:59:06If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:12What do you want?
00:59:15You got the makeover.
00:59:18I want another session with you.
00:59:21But, you know, maybe next time they could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
00:59:36Nice try.
00:59:37But you're not getting these.
00:59:41Mm-hmm.
00:59:44What if I get an A?
00:59:47Let an asshole get A for once.
00:59:56Bring your A game, then.
01:00:01I need this fucking two.
01:00:06Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:15I need this baby.
01:00:17Lana?
01:00:19Yeah, bitch.
01:00:19It's urgent.
01:00:21Bring the straw shit.
01:00:23Shh.
01:00:23The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:00:27Yeah.
01:00:28All right, bye.
01:00:56Miss Hotship doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:00:59S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:05Saving this little sweet cart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:10Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:18What's this?
01:01:32What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:01:34You're not in his class.
01:01:35Oh, I was just picking something up before to your practice.
01:01:39Off you trot.
01:01:41My glasses start.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:45Absolutely.
01:01:49Old witch!
01:01:51I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:01:53The car must have been a real nasty one.
01:01:59What's this?
01:02:00Mrs. Herman!
01:02:01Um, I don't know.
01:02:02I just found this on my desk when I came in.
01:02:07Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:09Truffle a suit.
01:02:15A secret admirer.
01:02:18Hmm?
01:02:19Or some delinquent trying to derail your path.
01:02:24Absolutely inappropriate.
01:02:26Wait, can I just have one other?
01:02:27No!
01:02:29You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:02:31You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:02:34You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:02:39with anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:02:51Teenage world learns you're in your GPAs in the blue.
01:03:20Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:03:22And my faith is to die for.
01:03:43Yes!
01:03:47Yes!
01:04:02someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment the grades they received is not
01:04:11accurate but I'm willing to give them another chance to confess so maybe they're still
01:04:27still refusing to come forward then your score will be voided and you will report to the
01:04:33principal's office detention for at least a week I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my
01:04:41class Bo Clement get out of my classroom what the hell is that supposed to mean what does it mean
01:04:53Bo you are always at the bottom of the class if you didn't cheat what else could it be where's
01:05:01your
01:05:01proof your existence is the proof what did you just say foul language to disrespecting a teacher
01:05:11this is exactly what I am talking about so go to the principal's office now I didn't cheat do you
01:05:20think anyone in this room would believe you a delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good
01:05:26school like since Vincent just because your family has money you think you can do whatever you want
01:05:36mrs. Herman Bo didn't cheat
01:05:44mrs. Herman Bo didn't cheat
01:05:46excuse me because
01:05:53because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday
01:06:06helped him study but the work was all his you labeling students like this is wrong he's not a delinquent
01:06:15Bo Clement is not an asshole he's smart and kind and
01:06:24and capital a amazing
01:06:28my whole life everyone decided I was a screw up but Phoebe she actually believes in me she'd even
01:06:35stand up for me
01:06:37Phoebe Phillips do you even understand what you're saying
01:06:43you're one of the smartest students in this school do you know what happens when girls
01:06:51too close to boys like him girl like you should know better have some soul respect
01:07:00mrs. Herman you are a teacher you don't walk on water you're just salty that a student taught me
01:07:07better than you ever could you don't you don't know damn thing about me
01:07:17what else could you be and now
01:07:20you've corrupted my best student
01:07:22lying for you do you know what I've had enough of both of you get out of my classroom
01:07:29now both of you and I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too
01:07:41you can punish me all you want but leave Phillip out of it and if you think I am a
01:07:47problem
01:07:47what stop I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull
01:07:53what are you going to do I I will call the police
01:08:00stupid assignment shit you stupid grave I don't fucking need it
01:08:24you
01:08:25see me see me wait she was being mean and cruel for no reason but you I hate police
01:08:35So that's it. From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:08:43Wait. What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:08:46You and I are nothing alike. You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:08:52Nothing alike? Just because I'm not like you?
01:08:55As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:08:59You can't do damn much about what other people think about me.
01:09:02And no makeover can change that.
01:09:08You think I ruined your life? Newsflash. Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:16Then what are you? You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:20Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:09:24All you know is how to solve problems with your fizz!
01:09:28But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:09:31But you pretending not to cure my loss, that's just how you hide your fear.
01:09:38You break things, and people, and you push them away, just so you won't break yourself.
01:09:48I am scared. Yeah. I am fragile. And you knew that better than anyone.
01:09:56You're not my concern anymore.
01:09:59That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:01We just don't tell each other, right? We just play games!
01:10:04I guess we played ourselves then.
01:10:17I am scared. Yeah. I am fragile. And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:24Why am I such an asshole? I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:10:29Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:10:31When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:10:39Pheebs? Hey. Sorry, are you okay?
01:10:44Hi, Chase. Sorry, babe. Just need to be alone, babe.
01:10:50Mind if I sit here with you?
01:10:54Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:10:56Best to cry on.
01:11:00Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:03Whoever made you cry? You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:18I love this place, you know.
01:11:21I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:11:27Now it's your place too.
01:11:30You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:11:33Yeah, I know. You used to stand up right there.
01:11:38Wait, you knew?
01:11:40Come on, Pheebs. You weren't exactly subtle.
01:11:49I've noticed you before.
01:11:53I actually lived.
01:11:56Then why?
01:12:00Just feel me though.
01:12:03Chase.
01:12:05What?
01:12:06This doesn't feel right.
01:12:08What the hell, Chase?
01:12:11Chase, pop the brakes. That's way too fast.
01:12:15Come on, Pheebs. Drop the air.
01:12:17Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:12:32I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:12:35Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:12:36Stop!
01:12:39Please!
01:12:42Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:12:45Let go! Please let me go!
01:12:49Stop!
01:12:54Stop it, Chase! Chase! Chase, please, Chase, no!
01:12:58Chase, this isn't you. You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:02That fucking nice guy.
01:13:05No!
01:13:10No!
01:13:12No!
01:13:14What the?
01:13:19Shit!
01:13:21Fucking!
01:13:21Shit!
01:13:23No!
01:13:27Are you okay?
01:13:29Are we supposed to get it?
01:13:32So what the fuck should we do?
01:13:35This piece of shit?
01:13:45That's for the pain, asshole!
01:13:48Say it!
01:13:49I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:13:53I'm a rapey asshole!
01:13:57I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:02I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:09I'm an asshole!
01:14:11Asshole!
01:14:28You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:14:31Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:14:33Okay, in.
01:14:34Out.
01:14:39I thought...
01:14:40I don't know.
01:14:42My brain just broke.
01:14:44The truth!
01:14:44I thought he was my friend.
01:14:46Why would he do that to me?
01:14:49I feel so stupid!
01:14:52Phoebe, Phoebe.
01:14:53Look at me.
01:14:54You were not stupid.
01:14:56You were terrified.
01:14:58And you fought back.
01:14:59You, you bit him.
01:15:00You pulled away.
01:15:00You did everything you could.
01:15:03What if you hadn't come?
01:15:05I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:09I'm sorry.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:15You saved me both.
01:15:17You saved me when I was just a nobody.
01:15:19Just a nerd.
01:15:21I, I didn't save you.
01:15:23You saved me.
01:15:24You saved me.
01:15:25You saved me.
01:15:26I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:15:35And you're right.
01:15:37And you are not a nerd.
01:15:40You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:15:46You want to get out of here?
01:15:48Ditch school.
01:15:50Yeah.
01:15:51Yeah.
01:15:53Yeah.
01:15:54You okay?
01:15:56Ditch school.
01:16:01You ready for the ride.
01:16:03I'm just ready for the ride.
01:16:03Sit tight.
01:16:04Yeah.
01:16:28Me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement.
01:16:34Showing up every time I fall apart, I should not be crushing this fight.
01:16:54I'm absolutely crushing it.
01:17:09Do you want to have sex?
01:17:21Do you want to have sex?
01:17:32No.
01:17:36No.
01:17:41No.
01:17:49No.
01:17:55you got condoms
01:17:57yeah
01:18:00I'm always packing
01:18:01pun intended
01:18:33wait
01:18:39wait
01:18:40um
01:18:42I'm a little nervous
01:18:45so I'm gonna go shower first
01:18:49yeah
01:18:51yeah yeah absolutely
01:18:53no rush
01:19:10this isn't baby
01:19:11waiting for your entire life
01:19:14you can do this
01:19:16oh my god
01:19:19you're actually in her room
01:19:21and she's taking a shower
01:19:24oh my god
01:19:29what the hell
01:19:40coby
01:19:41coby
01:19:42Mr. Dyson
01:19:42Megan
01:19:48hi
01:19:49hey there's something important I need to tell you first
01:19:53what is it
01:19:55what is it
01:19:55I need a shower too
01:19:58a shower's all yours
01:19:59stupid
01:20:00good
01:20:22and I need a shower too
01:20:30I need a shower too
01:20:35Stupid.
01:20:41No!
01:20:57Oh, shit!
01:21:04Hi!
01:21:07Surprise!
01:21:07Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:10You met our little friend there.
01:21:11You've actually touched it.
01:21:12And I touched myself.
01:21:14No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:17Shit!
01:21:28You won't be needing this anymore.
01:21:30You won't need it ever again.
01:21:56You won't need it ever again.
01:21:59You won't need it ever again.
01:22:01You won't need an idiot like you.
01:22:07Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:10And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:17Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:20Is it first?
01:22:24It could only be you, Beau.
01:22:34And I love you, too.
01:22:39You won't need it.
01:22:42You won't need it.
01:22:49You won't need it, too.
01:23:12good morning princess
01:23:15why does princess sound like an insult coming from you
01:23:23that's just my bad chem my bad chemistry
01:23:27person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:23:29he's such a dork
01:23:38what happened here
01:23:45that um my mom took me when i was young to play with my new toy boat and on the
01:23:55way there
01:23:55i got scratched by a tree branch and i still insisted on going when we got there my boat
01:24:03drifted too far out in the waves so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get
01:24:10it um but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:28and i told myself maybe if i knew how to swim if i if i'd been stronger that she should
01:24:35be alive
01:24:36today she wouldn't have died
01:24:38oh
01:24:38i am so sorry
01:24:48and you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were i can't believe i used that to blackmail
01:24:53you
01:24:55i'm so sorry for calling the names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:24:59i feel so stupid
01:25:00no phoebe
01:25:06no phoebe
01:25:11you were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:15you believed in me and you gave me a purpose you made me want to do better to be better
01:25:35all right breakfast you want to do good are you good are you good i need you on i'm gonna
01:25:40swim
01:25:40this week you know that and we need to all have a chat later come in
01:25:46i got a report it says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:25:52what
01:25:55yo what the hell i i i saw it
01:25:59oh clement tried to rape a girl last night no shit
01:26:03fucking say that again
01:26:04you heard me i saw you try to rape a girl last night
01:26:13all you know is how to solve problems with your fist
01:26:20chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:26:26phoe didn't do any of that
01:26:28phoebe what the fuck are you doing there
01:26:32last night beau clement was with me
01:26:35in my bedroom
01:26:37making sweet love to me all night long
01:26:40coach hans i don't believe her she's just a slut
01:26:42who would throw herself at anyone i mean
01:26:44fucking look at her
01:26:50i
01:26:51chase thompson
01:26:52am not a nice guy
01:26:53this is fake
01:26:55it's edited coach it's obviously edited
01:26:58chase thompson
01:26:59you're off my swim team
01:27:01now
01:27:12you three principal's office now
01:27:15you three thought you were slick
01:27:19slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates
01:27:30you nearly sent it to me to the er
01:27:33twice
01:27:37are you all enjoying this
01:27:44that never gets old
01:27:46this school is toxic a.m
01:27:49a.m
01:27:50a.m
01:27:51a.m
01:27:53a.m
01:27:58twop twop ladies
01:28:06oh
01:28:07hover make out sessions free comedy best school day ever
01:28:12hope
01:28:15oh
01:28:18probably make out sessions free comedy best school day ever
01:28:19Capital A for absolutely, and you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:28:26Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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