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Full Episode of Cohabitating Lover
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00:00:12Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:14I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:16What does it look like?
00:00:18No, that is my apartment.
00:00:20I just got the keys.
00:00:23Uh...
00:00:24Yeah, I think you're mixed up, Princess.
00:00:27Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:28Nice try.
00:00:30I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:31I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:36Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:38Bye-bye now, and uh,
00:00:40good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:53Case in point!
00:00:54What the hell are you doing?
00:00:57Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:58I am not an asshole, this is my door!
00:01:00It's my apartment!
00:01:01No, it is not!
00:01:03Water out there!
00:01:04I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:14Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:17I checked.
00:01:18It seems my husband made a mistake and double leased this apartment.
00:01:21To both of you.
00:01:23Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:25Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:26Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:28Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:30Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:34I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:36Excuse me?
00:01:37Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:39You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:42Here!
00:01:44Take my credit card.
00:01:45Listen.
00:01:54What?
00:01:55How?
00:01:57How?
00:01:59Well, well, well.
00:02:02Can I have the apartment now?
00:02:03No.
00:02:04No.
00:02:05I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:02:07Same as you.
00:02:08Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:11Oh, please.
00:02:12Call me Andy.
00:02:16Andy.
00:02:17How could you be this cruel?
00:02:20First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:26You know, I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:28Are you too?
00:02:29No, no, no, no.
00:02:30I don't know this woman.
00:02:31I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:35We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April.
00:02:38And our first date was on the pier.
00:02:40You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:42An octo-what?
00:02:43I...
00:02:44Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:46Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy and I...
00:02:51It's just...
00:02:54I'm pregnant!
00:02:55You can't abandon me.
00:02:57You can't abandon me.
00:02:57On the streets.
00:02:59With a baby on the way.
00:03:07With a baby on the way?
00:03:08No, no, no, no.
00:03:09You can't believe a word she is saying.
00:03:11She is crazy!
00:03:12Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:21Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent's covered.
00:03:27Okay, who are you?
00:03:29You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:32It really hurts, Andy.
00:03:38Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:03:39Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:43Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:44My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:45Oh, my bank account is probably joined too.
00:03:47Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:49What is your name?
00:03:52Corinne!
00:03:53Corinne Car...
00:03:55Um...
00:03:56Carter.
00:03:58Okay, Corinne.
00:03:59You know, you seem really nice and sane and all.
00:04:02But emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:07Your apartment?
00:04:08Well, you did hear her, right?
00:04:10I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:12Oh, well, how are you gonna pay that when it's up?
00:04:16You're broke.
00:04:18I will figure it out, okay?
00:04:19Just relax.
00:04:25No, don't...
00:04:26Don't do this, Andy.
00:04:27Look, this is a bad idea.
00:04:28You don't even know her.
00:04:29Why would you feel bad for her?
00:04:30It makes no sense.
00:04:32Just...
00:04:33Hm.
00:04:45Uh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:47Magic Mike?
00:04:53I think you lost something there.
00:04:55Magic Mike?
00:04:55Well, on the contrary.
00:04:57I'm making myself at home.
00:05:00This is my apartment.
00:05:02So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:06Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:05:08You've never lived with a guy before, uh...
00:05:12You might wanna back down.
00:05:14I don't wanna make you uncomfortable.
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:27Rest assured.
00:05:29Despite this...
00:05:31Tempting face...
00:05:33And this nice body...
00:05:36I will be just fine.
00:05:39The real question...
00:05:41Is whether you will be.
00:05:45Um...
00:05:46What, uh...
00:05:48What's...
00:05:49What's this book?
00:05:51Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:06:01I'm cleaning this one!
00:06:02What?
00:06:02Dips on the master!
00:06:04No, I wanted that room!
00:06:06Come on, it gets the good light and everything!
00:06:08Should've been faster done.
00:06:20Hey, Corinne.
00:06:21I heard what happened.
00:06:23I'm so sorry.
00:06:24No, it's okay, Monica.
00:06:25I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:06:27It was my choice, after all.
00:06:29That's...
00:06:29Good to hear.
00:06:31So, I sent your severance package to your personal email.
00:06:34Your work email was deactivated.
00:06:36Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:38My...
00:06:38What?
00:06:39Your severance package?
00:06:40Did your dad not...
00:06:42He's firing me?
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:47I would love to help you, but...
00:06:49Your dad threatened me.
00:06:50Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:52No, it's...
00:06:52It's okay, Monica.
00:06:53I...
00:06:54I got an apartment.
00:06:56At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:57Well, that's good.
00:06:58How's the new place?
00:07:01It's...
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:03Ugh, my roommate.
00:07:05He is kind of an asshole, but...
00:07:07He's fine.
00:07:07He?
00:07:08You're living with a guy?
00:07:10Yeah, it's a really long story.
00:07:11Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:14Well, is he hot at least?
00:07:17Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:19Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:07:21I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:23I've gotta go.
00:07:25I'm really sorry, Cory.
00:07:26I'll catch you later.
00:07:28Bye.
00:07:32And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:07:46Corrine, hurry up. I need to pee.
00:07:57Sorry, what did you say? It's loud in here.
00:08:00Look, get out. I need to pee.
00:08:04Yeah, no, just take your time.
00:08:06It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:08:08Look, I have got a job interview, and I've got to look my best.
00:08:11Okay?
00:08:13Okay.
00:08:18Hello?
00:08:19What are you still doing in here?
00:08:20I am not done with my hair.
00:08:23You can go ahead. I'm not gonna look.
00:08:25Are you insane? I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:08:28Wow, I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:08:32I guess you're just gonna have to wait a little bit longer.
00:08:34I'm serious. I'm gonna be late for work.
00:08:39Okay, fine.
00:08:40Cool.
00:08:40Catch you later.
00:08:43Okay, get it together, Andy. She's just your roommate.
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:54Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself.
00:09:00And with a sharp wit like that, you will fit right in here at turn time.
00:09:05Where can you start?
00:09:06I can actually start right now.
00:09:08Excellent.
00:09:09The boss will love you.
00:09:11He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:17I can introduce you.
00:09:19Wait, that would be perfect.
00:09:20Let's go.
00:09:21Great.
00:09:24Come on in.
00:09:29I'm a...
00:09:30Corinne.
00:09:31Yes.
00:09:32The promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:09:35I just interviewed her and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:39I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:44So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:49Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:54Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:57Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:59I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:10:01And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:10:04Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:08Okay, well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:10:13It's easy.
00:10:14Go find a job somewhere else.
00:10:17Leave.
00:10:27Oh my god.
00:10:30I am so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:35Oh.
00:10:36Are you reading Abracus?
00:10:37I love this book.
00:10:38I read it in high school.
00:10:40Oh really, I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:42Oh, um, Ms. Rosenberg.
00:10:45I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:47Please, step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:49No worries at all.
00:10:50I was early.
00:10:51I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:55I feel good about turn-time media already.
00:10:58You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:11:01Well, actually...
00:11:02Uh, yes.
00:11:03This is Corinne.
00:11:04She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:11:06It's her first day.
00:11:08It is?
00:11:12It is?
00:11:13Yep.
00:11:14It is.
00:11:16Go wait in the break room.
00:11:17I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:19You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:20I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:23Oh, wait.
00:11:44Hi!
00:11:45I'm Corinne.
00:11:46I'm new to the team.
00:11:48We saw.
00:11:49You really put on a show out there.
00:11:52Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:54Oh, wait.
00:11:55Are you the coffee girl?
00:11:56You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:58Mmm.
00:11:59We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:12:01I'll make you some.
00:12:02Not summer.
00:12:07So, what were your names again?
00:12:16Lilia.
00:12:17Welcome to turn-time media.
00:12:28Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:38Come in.
00:12:45What the hell happened to you?
00:12:47I...
00:12:49It was the coffee machine.
00:12:50Super finicky.
00:12:52Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:54You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:56Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:02Here.
00:13:02Here.
00:13:03Take my card.
00:13:05Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:13:07We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:13:09You can't go looking like that.
00:13:11But, no.
00:13:11I couldn't take your-
00:13:12No, take it.
00:13:13I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:16Take it, Corinne.
00:13:19Alright then.
00:13:21So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:24See you.
00:13:27Have fun.
00:13:28I will.
00:13:29Bye.
00:13:33Bye.
00:13:56What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:14:09Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon using somebody else's money?
00:14:16Fuck, Wernfried.
00:14:18I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:14:20Yes.
00:14:21My bank called me.
00:14:22They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:23Oh my God.
00:14:24What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:25I'm so sorry.
00:14:25I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:26I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:28This-
00:14:28This is how you shop?
00:14:29Uh, high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:33I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:35Look, I won't return everything.
00:14:37I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:38It's- it's somewhere.
00:14:40Um, I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:45Corinne, I just-
00:14:47I'm not happy about how this happened, but don't go to the trouble.
00:14:51It's whatever.
00:14:52Now, come on.
00:14:53We have to go meet with that client, so chop chop.
00:14:56Whatever?
00:14:57You're not mad?
00:14:58I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me, but it turns out you are just
00:15:01completely financially irresponsible.
00:15:04Hey!
00:15:05Am I wrong?
00:15:07Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:15:09Look, just forget it.
00:15:10It's not a big deal.
00:15:15$10,000 down the drain, and it's just...
00:15:19Whatever?
00:15:22Is he like?
00:15:31Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:15:33Rush-iron traffic.
00:15:34No matter, boy.
00:15:38Now, who do we have here?
00:15:40Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:41I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:15:44Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:46She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:48If I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:55I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:16:02Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but, um...
00:16:06I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:09Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:12How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:13Fuck.
00:16:16Ugh.
00:16:18Tell you what, Miss, uh...
00:16:20Karen, uh, Carla?
00:16:23Have a nightcap with me later,
00:16:26and the deal is yours.
00:16:29Excuse me?
00:16:30Oh, it's a really good deal, honey. It's just one night. You do want to make your boss proud, don't
00:16:37you?
00:16:39Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are. And you're probably too drunk to even realize, but
00:16:44I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:46I don't play nice with men like you. So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:52You let an employee talk to a client like that? Do you want our business or not?
00:17:06Well, you mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that? The answer is no.
00:17:15You punched me. You punched me! Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:20I do now. Let's go.
00:17:54How to dust.
00:18:04Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:18Shit!
00:18:21Uh, okay.
00:18:24What are you doing in my...
00:18:27Oh my god.
00:18:30What did you do?
00:18:32Uh, it was an accident. I barely touched it. It just, it just fell.
00:18:35You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog! An accident!
00:18:40Oh my god, I am so sorry. I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:18:45No! No!
00:18:45Okay!
00:18:46Get out!
00:18:46Get out!
00:18:49Get out!
00:18:54Wait, you can't kick me out! This is my apartment too!
00:18:57I'll make sure you get the deposit back! Leave!
00:19:02Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy! Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:19:08Andy!
00:19:16I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:20No more roommates.
00:19:30No more roommates.
00:19:35Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:42Oh my god!
00:19:52Corinne!
00:19:58Oh!
00:20:16Okay, I guess this will do.
00:20:30Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:33Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:35It's a first.
00:20:36Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:40Tea.
00:20:41Because I'm morning already.
00:20:43Nice pajamas.
00:20:47Just leave me alone.
00:20:53Corinne, can I see you in my office, please?
00:21:11Go home and change.
00:21:15I thought you evicted me.
00:21:18Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:20Don't you want to change?
00:21:21I don't want to change.
00:21:21I don't want to change.
00:21:52This is not a good idea.
00:21:54It's just not there yet.
00:21:56Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:58You mean since this morning?
00:22:00No.
00:22:03How unprofessional.
00:22:09Corinne!
00:22:13Corinne!
00:22:28Corinne!
00:22:30Hey, are you okay?
00:22:50Corinne!
00:22:53You're burning up.
00:22:55Why?
00:22:56No, you have a fever.
00:22:58Stay here.
00:22:59I'll get some medicine.
00:23:08Hey.
00:23:09Come on.
00:23:10Take this.
00:23:11Come on.
00:23:13Look.
00:23:19I'll let you sleep.
00:23:22I'm sorry.
00:23:24I'm sorry.
00:23:24Just let me stay.
00:23:32I'm sorry.
00:23:49Just let me stay.
00:23:53Why am I naked?
00:24:02Um.
00:24:03So, um.
00:24:06Relax.
00:24:07I am familiar with the human body.
00:24:09I don't even have one of my own.
00:24:11But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:24:15Yeah, no.
00:24:16I've seen enough of you.
00:24:17Thank you very much.
00:24:18Um.
00:24:19Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:24Are you feeling better?
00:24:25I think so.
00:24:28But I'm starving.
00:24:30There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:37You got muffins.
00:24:39Uh, they were a gift from a client.
00:24:42Don't eat them all.
00:24:44Uh huh.
00:24:50Who the hell are you?
00:24:52Who the hell are you?
00:24:54Who the hell are you?
00:24:54What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:56Are you the maid or something?
00:24:58Excuse you.
00:24:59I live here.
00:25:00And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:25:02I'm Betty.
00:25:04Andy's fiancee.
00:25:09Uh, not my fiancee.
00:25:13Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:25:18Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:20Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:23Oh damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:27You ghosted her?
00:25:28Ooh, that is so bad.
00:25:32You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:35Ooh, that is really bad too.
00:25:37God, I would just cut it now.
00:25:39Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:41Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:46Well, actually, yes.
00:25:48What?
00:25:48Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:54Well, I guess this apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:57Excuse you.
00:25:58Come on, Andy.
00:26:00Stop playing hard to get.
00:26:01You know we belong together.
00:26:03No.
00:26:04Now leave before I call the police.
00:26:05You're not serious!
00:26:06You're kidding me!
00:26:11I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:15How many girls are kind of knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:20Ooh.
00:26:23How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:26Shut up!
00:26:27It's none of your business!
00:26:29My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:34How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:43Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:48Who's your guest?
00:26:50Oh, Andrew.
00:26:51This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:53Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:54The one and only.
00:26:57Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:27:00Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:27:09What?
00:27:09Did I do something wrong?
00:27:11Why are you here?
00:27:12Again?
00:27:13To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:17Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:21Come on now.
00:27:22Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:24I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:27Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:29No.
00:27:29You know what?
00:27:30You are going to hear him out.
00:27:32Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:33Come on now.
00:27:48What are you looking for?
00:27:50I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:54You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:57Oh.
00:28:02Somebody's about to get in trouble.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:11This is super fun.
00:28:19Done?
00:28:21Four.
00:28:22That's for now, but we're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:28:25Please.
00:28:28So, what brings you here today?
00:28:30The Carlton Group.
00:28:31We are very interested in acquiring of you.
00:28:41Excuse me?
00:28:42Ah, sorry.
00:28:43I, um, stubbed my toe.
00:28:46Please, continue.
00:28:47Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:53Uh, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:59I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup, and I have plans to grow it further
00:29:04on my own.
00:29:04I, I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:29:06I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:29:14Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:19I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:29:25Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:28I mean, you're an ad agency.
00:29:30That's your job, right?
00:29:31Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:38And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:41Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:46Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:50Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:54Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:57But, you know, they always do come around.
00:30:02You have daughters, don't you?
00:30:03What is it?
00:30:05Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:30:08I only have one daughter, Chloe.
00:30:17I only have one daughter, Chloe.
00:30:21Now, you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:28We're also bidding on that deal.
00:30:30You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:33How do you know about that?
00:30:34That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:35I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:39If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:47But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:54All right.
00:30:58Deal.
00:30:58Ah, all right.
00:31:00Bam!
00:31:01I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:17So sorry for the interruption.
00:31:23Well, I will see you later.
00:31:24No, no, no, no.
00:31:25What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:28I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:31And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:36You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:43Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he
00:31:47was going to recognize me.
00:31:48Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:52You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:53You're making the right choice.
00:31:55I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turn Tide.
00:32:02If you need any help, let me know.
00:32:10You deserve it.
00:32:11I do.
00:32:15Walk of shame?
00:32:26Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:28On what?
00:32:30She's a 10 for sure.
00:32:32Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:36If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find somewhere else
00:32:40to work.
00:32:41All right.
00:32:42Damn, man.
00:32:44Forget I said anything.
00:32:55Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:57No, not a problem.
00:32:58We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:33:00I think if...
00:33:02Let me call you back.
00:33:04Bob.
00:33:05Vince.
00:33:06To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:33:08Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:33:11We're here to escort you.
00:33:13Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:15I have a really busy schedule today, and also I'm not getting married.
00:33:19Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:33:22Very.
00:33:23Did my dad send them?
00:33:25Well, I'm just...
00:33:28Guys.
00:33:29Hey, let's keep going!
00:33:30Oh!
00:33:31Oh, whoa!
00:33:40You didn't need to do that!
00:33:41I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:43Be safe. Get pepper spray.
00:33:44Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:46Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:33:48Oh, it's fine. I'll do laundry.
00:33:50No?
00:33:51I can do laundry.
00:33:53I think.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:33Oh.
00:34:33Oh, it burns.
00:34:34It burns.
00:34:34It burns.
00:34:37How did that sound?
00:34:38Fit me.
00:34:41Ow!
00:34:42Ow!
00:34:52The other nail?
00:34:54Oh.
00:34:57This one.
00:35:03Come on.
00:35:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:15Spoon, microwave.
00:35:17No.
00:35:18No.
00:35:21Here.
00:35:28Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:35Wax or oil?
00:35:44Hmm, close enough.
00:35:57Hey!
00:35:59Did you cook?
00:36:01Yeah.
00:36:02And I used a recipe.
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:05And the best part is...
00:36:09I cleaned the floors!
00:36:12You what?
00:36:13Look, I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:36:18And it's Saturday.
00:36:20So I cleaned the floors!
00:36:23Looks great in here.
00:36:24And, uh, smells great too.
00:36:27Yeah, well get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:33Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:36Uh, soap.
00:36:38Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:42Olive oil.
00:36:44I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:46No.
00:36:47Not the right kind of oil.
00:36:49We are gonna walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:53Yeah.
00:36:56Oh!
00:36:57Okay, I have to go.
00:36:59Come on.
00:36:59Come on, come here.
00:37:01Okay, well move your foot.
00:37:02Okay.
00:37:03I can't...
00:37:04Wait!
00:37:05Wait!
00:37:05Turn it around!
00:37:06No!
00:37:09No!
00:37:16No!
00:37:24No, no!
00:37:26We got to go.
00:37:27Yeah, it's so disgusting.
00:37:30That smells really great.
00:37:34I should...
00:37:35Brussels sprouts.
00:37:36Yeah, I'll go get the... the donuts.
00:37:38Yeah, yeah.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39Yeah, you do that.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:45Okay, new house rule.
00:37:47No more chores without supervision.
00:37:49Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:57Need a hand over there?
00:37:59No.
00:38:05Ah!
00:38:06Ain't more powerful.
00:38:08Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise, but...
00:38:12Sure.
00:38:13I am really, really sorry about that.
00:38:15There's... there's a lot I need to learn.
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:20There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:22Yeah.
00:38:22Like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:24Well, I saw those heels.
00:38:25That could not have been easy.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:35I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:36Ooh.
00:38:37Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:38He'd jump?
00:38:39I don't know.
00:38:39X, come on.
00:38:40X!
00:38:44You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:50Potentially.
00:38:53But...
00:38:55She didn't teach us anything useful.
00:38:57Like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:39:02I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:39:04I was always just questioning everything.
00:39:06My sister was really good at it though.
00:39:09And then at some point they just stopped trying.
00:39:11I'm...
00:39:12So you have a sister.
00:39:13Yeah.
00:39:15Older.
00:39:16Chloe.
00:39:19She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:24Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obese.
00:39:28Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister who was only really good for one
00:39:36thing.
00:39:37Marriage.
00:39:41And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:44I see.
00:39:46An arranged marriage.
00:39:48You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:51Uh...
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:52It uh...
00:39:53It happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:55Oh.
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:58I only met him like once before the wedding.
00:40:01So weird.
00:40:03Well you know what?
00:40:03I'm glad you ran away.
00:40:06Fuck him.
00:40:10Yeah?
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:13Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:40:17I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:19I...
00:40:20I don't pick up on things easily.
00:40:22You're smart, Corinne.
00:40:24Scary smart.
00:40:24Sometimes.
00:40:27And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:40:31Now you know what?
00:40:31Hell.
00:40:32Better.
00:40:33On your own terms.
00:40:36And you're not alone.
00:40:40Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:43No, I'm sorry.
00:40:44I just...
00:40:46I just really want to kiss you.
00:41:04No.
00:41:10No.
00:41:12No.
00:41:12No.
00:41:13No.
00:41:14Why?
00:41:17that better be something in your pocket
00:41:19what are you imagining
00:41:21oh god
00:41:27we should
00:41:28do anything else
00:41:34was I snoring
00:41:36you know I'm gonna get some water
00:41:40this apartment is depressing
00:41:41you know that
00:41:44the only thing you own
00:41:46is action figures and video games
00:41:47that is the definition of delinquency
00:41:52excuse me
00:41:52look we've lived in this apartment long enough okay
00:41:55where's the decor
00:41:56the books
00:41:59the books
00:42:00I don't read books it's the 21st century
00:42:02who owns books
00:42:03every sensible adult in the world
00:42:06well I didn't take you for a nerd
00:42:08Cory
00:42:10this is unacceptable
00:42:11you need to read Andy
00:42:13how can you be the founder of a media company
00:42:15if you don't read
00:42:17I listen to podcasts
00:42:18Gus
00:42:20I gotta go run some errands
00:42:22I'll be home later
00:42:23okay
00:42:23you can just do whatever you want
00:42:25unless you're asking me for permission
00:42:27in that case
00:42:35did you forget your keys again
00:42:36did you forget your keys again
00:42:49John
00:42:50John
00:42:52so this is where you're spending your little vacation
00:42:54no um
00:42:57this is my home
00:42:59home
00:42:59very funny
00:43:01this is merely a month's long tantrum
00:43:03befitting of a brat
00:43:05who is ungrateful as you
00:43:08well I like it
00:43:10when are you coming back
00:43:11James did not like that stunt you pulled
00:43:14and you embarrassed us all
00:43:16and you almost cost us
00:43:17our connection with the Prescott's
00:43:19luckily
00:43:20James and his parents
00:43:22are willing to forget that
00:43:24how did you find me
00:43:25oh please
00:43:26I hired a private investigator
00:43:28when you ran
00:43:29I've known about this place for weeks
00:43:31you cut me off completely
00:43:33just so you could secretly watch me suffer
00:43:35no
00:43:36this is my life now
00:43:38okay
00:43:38I have worked for it
00:43:40just leave me alone
00:43:42cutting you off was your punishment
00:43:43it was to teach you a lesson
00:43:45but apparently I guess it didn't
00:43:47you are a Carlton
00:43:49act like it
00:43:50your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company
00:43:54while you are wasting our name
00:43:59the least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife
00:44:04I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners
00:44:08you know what
00:44:09my boyfriend is coming home soon
00:44:12and he really doesn't like it
00:44:13when I'm upset
00:44:14boyfriend?
00:44:16what boyfriend?
00:44:18what boyfriend?
00:44:19well his name is Andy
00:44:20and if you don't know about him
00:44:22maybe you should get a new private investigator
00:44:25now get out
00:44:27I regret this little girl
00:44:29I don't know about him
00:44:31and he can't do it
00:44:32and he can't do it
00:44:33and he can't do it
00:44:33and he can't do it
00:44:49Andy?
00:44:50what are you doing here?
00:44:53I pass by this place every day
00:44:55you know I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about
00:45:01aww did my comment get to you?
00:45:03wait that is so sweet
00:45:04no
00:45:06no I'm not buying anything
00:45:07no
00:45:10no
00:45:11I am
00:45:12hold this
00:45:17classic
00:45:19little women
00:45:21are they like
00:45:22Tinkerbell?
00:45:23they are full sized
00:45:25you two are building quite the library there
00:45:30you two are building quite the library there
00:45:33oh we are just getting started
00:45:34no kidding
00:45:34well
00:45:35we just got a very special shipment in
00:45:38a rare first edition
00:45:40of the complete poems of Emily Dickinson
00:45:41by Thomas H. Johnson
00:45:43which is widely regarded
00:45:44as the authoritative collection of her work
00:45:46and only for $200
00:45:49it's an opportunity you can't miss
00:45:50if you're a true collector
00:45:53ma'am
00:45:55Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson
00:45:57it may be her first full collection of her work
00:45:59but it is far
00:46:00from authoritative
00:46:01I mean Miller's has been regarded
00:46:02as the leading version among scholars
00:46:04for well
00:46:05yours
00:46:05and if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson
00:46:08I could easily get it for $80
00:46:09so before you sell me an outdated
00:46:11and overpriced book
00:46:12maybe you should just think about
00:46:13whether or not I'm an idiot
00:46:16well then
00:46:21so
00:46:22you can't do chores
00:46:24but you're a literature expert
00:46:28this one is my favorite
00:46:31I've never heard of it
00:46:33it is so juicy
00:46:34high society affairs
00:46:36unrequited love
00:46:37plot twists
00:46:40oh it is such a fun time
00:46:42we have so many
00:46:45maybe next time
00:47:09could you help me send a postcard?
00:47:11uh
00:47:12who's this?
00:47:13this
00:47:14he
00:47:15is
00:47:16James Prescott
00:47:17current's fiance
00:47:18and
00:47:19you are?
00:47:21Andy Rhodes
00:47:23you have a fiance?
00:47:25okay
00:47:26you are not my fiance James
00:47:27and just quit
00:47:28telling people that
00:47:29just because you left me at the altar
00:47:31doesn't mean
00:47:31we won't get married eventually
00:47:33oh you're that guy
00:47:36man
00:47:36you know
00:47:37you really can't take no for an answer
00:47:40stay out of this
00:47:41this is between me
00:47:42and her
00:47:44she can make her own decisions
00:47:46in fact
00:47:46you know
00:47:46why don't we ask her
00:47:47Corinne
00:47:48did you change your mind?
00:47:50no
00:47:51I didn't
00:47:53well
00:47:53there you have it
00:47:55no means no
00:47:56and she's here with me
00:47:57so you can go on about your day
00:48:02and she's here with me
00:48:03so you can go on about your day
00:48:05okay look man
00:48:06I don't know what you think
00:48:07okay guys
00:48:07we are in public
00:48:09James
00:48:09I don't even know you okay
00:48:10this was all of our parents' idea
00:48:12and I'm sure there is a lovely girl
00:48:14out there for you
00:48:15who is not me
00:48:16there you go
00:48:19bye bye now
00:48:20look I don't know who this punk
00:48:21thinks he is
00:48:22but this isn't over
00:48:24I wonder what your father
00:48:25has to say about this
00:48:26Corinne
00:48:31his hair is really shiny
00:48:36did you get out
00:48:36and my coffee?
00:48:41I'll get us
00:48:47oh my goodness
00:48:49I miss you so much
00:48:50ditto
00:48:51Carlton just isn't the same
00:48:52without you
00:48:54so this is the new place
00:48:56yeah Turntide Media
00:48:58oh my god let me give you a tour
00:48:59yes
00:49:02ooh
00:49:07it was a storm cloud
00:49:09yeah remember when I said I had a roommate
00:49:11and now he's also my boss
00:49:15but he's not only like that
00:49:16I wonder what happened
00:49:17I think I might know
00:49:20someone published an expose
00:49:21on Turntide Media
00:49:22it's all over the news
00:49:29oh no
00:49:30that's really bad
00:49:31yeah
00:49:31I'd better go
00:49:32but dinner's here?
00:49:34okay yes please
00:49:35good luck
00:49:38thanks
00:49:43that's a good start to the morning
00:49:44I'm literally sick to my stomach
00:49:46I know
00:49:50what's going on?
00:49:53didn't you hear?
00:49:54we're the new poster child
00:49:55for unethical advertising
00:49:56apparently there was a recall
00:49:58on the first product deal
00:49:59Andy ever did as CEO
00:50:00oh shit
00:50:02and the worst part
00:50:03the Carlton group
00:50:04boosted the article
00:50:05immediately and said
00:50:06this is what happens
00:50:08when you let a bunch of
00:50:08money hungry Gen Zers
00:50:10run an ad agency
00:50:11they gotta be behind him
00:50:12didn't Ed Carlton
00:50:13just visit the office
00:50:13a week ago?
00:50:15can I see you all
00:50:16in the conference room?
00:50:18no
00:50:19okay
00:50:20okay
00:50:21what's gonna happen?
00:50:24as some of you may know
00:50:26malicious headlines
00:50:26have been circling
00:50:27around Turntide
00:50:31most of the report
00:50:32is false
00:50:32but
00:50:33we do have some evidence
00:50:34of an internal data leak
00:50:35we have a mole?
00:50:40we have a mole?
00:50:43too soon to say
00:50:44but I will get to the
00:50:45bottom of this
00:50:45well if you ask me
00:50:47everything was fine
00:50:48until a certain
00:50:49someone was hired
00:50:52I guess the tabloids
00:50:53aren't the only one
00:50:54throwing around
00:50:54baseless accusations
00:50:56I'm just putting
00:50:57together two and two
00:50:58we didn't have a leak
00:50:59before you were hired
00:51:00enough
00:51:01I didn't call this meeting
00:51:02so that people could
00:51:03point fingers at one another
00:51:04the goldfield pitch
00:51:05is coming up
00:51:05and it is our top
00:51:07priority to secure this deal
00:51:08if we can win them over
00:51:09who knows
00:51:09maybe we can regain
00:51:10the trust of some
00:51:11or other clients
00:51:12this pitch is life
00:51:13or death for Turntide
00:51:15so I'm going to be
00:51:16presenting it
00:51:21so mind you
00:51:22he's fully naked
00:51:23when he drags me
00:51:24into the shower
00:51:25to show me
00:51:25his waterbending skills
00:51:27but it was just
00:51:28water dripping down
00:51:29his fingers
00:51:31yeah I was five
00:51:32you know
00:51:33I recall having
00:51:34to call 911
00:51:35to uh
00:51:36rescue you
00:51:37from a tree
00:51:38after your failed
00:51:39experiment with flying
00:51:40using helium balloons
00:51:42I was
00:51:44levitating
00:51:45off the ground
00:51:45for a little bit
00:51:46you know
00:51:46that
00:51:47that's considered
00:51:48flying
00:51:48that's true
00:51:48he was
00:52:02shall we
00:52:03wait Luke
00:52:04where the hell
00:52:05are you guys going
00:52:06you're enjoying
00:52:07your night bro
00:52:13what the hell
00:52:14is happening
00:52:16okay you really
00:52:17have to learn
00:52:17how to read
00:52:17a room
00:52:18their eyes have
00:52:19been glued
00:52:19to each other
00:52:20all night
00:52:21oh
00:52:24good for them
00:52:28you're cute
00:52:29come on waterbender
00:52:32let's go home
00:52:34come on
00:52:36come on
00:52:39well I for one
00:52:41think Andy and Corrine
00:52:42would be great together
00:52:44and not just because
00:52:45Andy introduced me
00:52:46to his best friend
00:52:49excuse me
00:52:53yeah I'm really
00:52:54rooting for him too
00:52:55just glad Corrine
00:52:56is doing well
00:52:56she's been through
00:52:57so much
00:52:58in such a short time
00:53:01what Andy
00:53:02didn't tell you
00:53:06what Andy
00:53:07didn't tell you
00:53:08she got disowned
00:53:08by her rich family
00:53:09they're apparently
00:53:10a big deal
00:53:12they wanted her
00:53:13to marry some
00:53:13big shot
00:53:14but she didn't
00:53:15love him
00:53:15she's never been
00:53:16on her own before
00:53:17so she had
00:53:17an alarm from scratch
00:53:19oh wow
00:53:22I had no idea
00:53:28it's pretty funny
00:53:29then how she met
00:53:29Andy
00:53:30you know
00:53:31like it's ironic
00:53:32that she ran away
00:53:33from one rich guy
00:53:34straight into the arms
00:53:36of another
00:53:37her family
00:53:37would be thrilled
00:53:39if they ever
00:53:40took their heads
00:53:41out of their asses
00:53:42wait
00:53:44Andy is rich
00:53:46yes
00:53:46yeah
00:53:49haven't you heard
00:53:50of the Rhodes family
00:53:53oh my god
00:53:54Rhodes hotels
00:53:55I never even
00:53:56put it together
00:53:56yeah
00:53:57he went on his own
00:53:58a couple years ago
00:53:59he wanted to make
00:53:59a name for himself
00:54:01pave his own way
00:54:01aside from his family
00:54:02and
00:54:05you and Corrine
00:54:06don't know
00:54:06anything about Andy
00:54:08and you and Andy
00:54:09don't know about
00:54:09Corrine
00:54:12holy shit
00:54:19hey girl
00:54:20okay tell me everything
00:54:27basking in the afterglow
00:54:30I don't kiss and tell
00:54:31it was amazing
00:54:3210 out of 10
00:54:33but before I give you details
00:54:34there's something
00:54:35way more urgent
00:54:36I have to tell you
00:54:37you're never going to guess
00:54:38what I heard last night
00:54:40but you got a sec
00:54:42yeah sure
00:54:43I could take a break
00:54:45okay what
00:54:45what is more important
00:54:47than your sex life
00:54:48I heard one of the craziest
00:54:50things from Monica
00:54:50last night
00:54:51did you know
00:54:52Corrine comes from
00:54:53one of the wealthiest
00:54:54families in the country
00:54:55what did you say
00:54:56Corrine
00:54:57Andy comes from
00:54:59a rich family
00:55:00Rhodes Hotels
00:55:01what
00:55:02yeah
00:55:02dude
00:55:03Corrine is
00:55:04or was
00:55:05I guess
00:55:06a Carlton
00:55:07what would she hide that
00:55:09what would she say
00:55:26you're a Carlton
00:55:32you're a Carlton
00:55:33yes
00:55:34I am the Carlton's
00:55:36youngest daughter
00:55:37not that they would
00:55:38acknowledge it
00:55:38you're a Carlton
00:55:39the same corporation
00:55:40that's been trying to
00:55:41buy me out
00:55:41and bad-mouthing me
00:55:42in the press
00:55:43are you the fucking mole
00:55:44is that why you showed up
00:55:45in this apartment
00:55:46in the first place
00:55:47do you really think
00:55:48that I would do that to you
00:55:49after everything
00:55:50we've been through
00:55:51you know me Andy
00:55:52you know that
00:55:53I have no loyalty
00:55:54to my family
00:55:55I don't know
00:55:56what to believe
00:55:57why didn't you tell me
00:55:58that you come from
00:55:59a rich family too
00:55:59how is that relevant
00:56:01right now
00:56:01how is that relevant
00:56:02you're accusing me
00:56:04of lying about my family
00:56:05yet you did the
00:56:06exact same thing
00:56:07at least I have an excuse
00:56:09what's yours
00:56:09were you cut off
00:56:10from your family too
00:56:11no no I wasn't
00:56:13okay well then
00:56:13why are you here
00:56:14you don't even need
00:56:15to live a normal life
00:56:16what are you just
00:56:18pretending for fun
00:56:19I am not here for fun
00:56:20I went out on my own
00:56:21to prove myself
00:56:22everybody just expected
00:56:23me to join the family
00:56:24business
00:56:24but I needed to make
00:56:25my own way in the world
00:56:27okay well then
00:56:28why didn't you just
00:56:28tell me that okay
00:56:29why don't you trust me
00:56:30I didn't tell you
00:56:31because I thought
00:56:32that you could be
00:56:32a copy what
00:56:33I thought that you
00:56:34could be after my money
00:56:37I thought that you
00:56:38could be after my money
00:56:42okay look
00:56:42if that came out
00:56:43yeah it fucking did
00:56:45first I'm a traitor
00:56:46and now I'm a gold digger
00:56:47you know what
00:56:47you are just a real
00:56:48class ass auntie
00:56:49oh stop deflecting
00:56:50you heard that
00:56:51from Mr. Carlton
00:56:52that while you were
00:56:53snooping around
00:56:54in my office no less
00:56:55and you didn't say
00:56:55anything
00:56:56I have every right
00:56:57to be angry
00:56:58I chose freedom
00:57:00and I lost everything
00:57:02because of it
00:57:03do you really think
00:57:04that I would turn around
00:57:05and just betray you
00:57:07like that
00:57:10I opened up to you
00:57:11about everything
00:57:12and you just turn around
00:57:13and throw it in my face
00:57:15I even told you
00:57:16that my parents
00:57:16were for my sister
00:57:17over me
00:57:18and you know
00:57:19how important it is
00:57:20for me to be treated
00:57:20as an equal
00:57:21and yet you still
00:57:22don't do it
00:57:23when
00:57:23when have I not
00:57:25treated you as an equal
00:57:26do you suspect
00:57:26your equal
00:57:27of ulterior motives
00:57:28so much so
00:57:29that you would accuse
00:57:30her of being the mole
00:57:33after living with her
00:57:34for weeks
00:57:35you know what
00:57:35it doesn't matter
00:57:37I saw the door
00:57:38camera fridge
00:57:38and Carlton was
00:57:39standing right here
00:57:40in this apartment
00:57:41did you feed him
00:57:41information then
00:57:49he was just trying
00:57:50to get me to come back
00:57:51I have seen
00:57:52you lie Corinne
00:57:54it comes as easily
00:57:54to you as breathing
00:57:55ever since you showed up
00:57:56in this apartment
00:57:57you have caused me
00:57:57nothing but trouble
00:57:59and I swear
00:57:59if you're the reason
00:58:00that my agency
00:58:01is in jeopardy
00:58:02I'm
00:58:04it sounds like
00:58:05you already think
00:58:06I'm guilty
00:58:08so be it
00:58:20oh honey
00:58:21I'll get the ice cream
00:58:29enjoy
00:58:30hi welcome
00:58:36Corinne
00:58:39why did you ask me here James
00:58:41cutting right to the chase
00:58:43okay
00:58:44well
00:58:44you see
00:58:45I haven't quite given up
00:58:47on our future nuptials
00:58:49waits
00:58:50you're going to want to hear
00:58:51what I have to say
00:58:53please
00:58:53what could you possibly say
00:58:55to convince me to go along
00:58:56with this arrangement
00:58:57your boy toy isn't who he says yes
00:58:59Andy
00:59:01I know
00:59:02he's part of the Rhodes family
00:59:04big whoop
00:59:05not that grim
00:59:07he's
00:59:09engaged
00:59:09to this woman
00:59:10Betty Kenden
00:59:1225
00:59:12she's a childhood sweetheart of his
00:59:14no no no
00:59:15I met her
00:59:16she's crazy
00:59:17they've been engaged
00:59:19to be married
00:59:19since childhood
00:59:20my source is correct
00:59:21which
00:59:22trust me
00:59:23it is
00:59:24the wedding is set for me
00:59:25well you're wrong
00:59:27who's your source
00:59:45okay you know what
00:59:46you still haven't said
00:59:47what that has to do
00:59:48with you and I
00:59:49so just get to the point
00:59:50the point is
00:59:52Corinne
00:59:52I know you love him
00:59:54but you can't have him
00:59:55he belongs to Miss Camden
00:59:57this past month
00:59:58all of it
00:59:59it's been fake
01:00:00a dream
01:00:01fuck you
01:00:02what I can offer you
01:00:03is real
01:00:04yeah what's that
01:00:05security
01:00:06a home
01:00:07assurance that what you have
01:00:08won't disappear in an instant
01:00:09you will be taken care of
01:00:11forever
01:00:11you will never have to worry
01:00:13or doubt
01:00:14ever again
01:00:15take some time
01:00:17think about it
01:00:18I'll be waiting
01:00:22do you remember Andy
01:00:24how her Easter dress
01:00:25got so muddy
01:00:26that your parents
01:00:28had to cancel
01:00:28the press shoot
01:00:29that was such a fun day
01:00:31despite the looks
01:00:32on their faces
01:00:33oh gosh
01:00:35you know
01:00:35you two
01:00:36made such a couple
01:00:37then
01:00:38and now
01:00:43excuse me
01:00:43I need to use the restroom
01:00:47this place is just so lovely
01:00:50isn't it
01:00:50sorry
01:00:51I just need to send a quick message
01:00:53no problem dear
01:01:05such a lovely evening
01:01:07isn't it
01:01:08yes
01:01:12here he is
01:01:25fuck this
01:01:29excuse me
01:01:35is he taunting me
01:01:36is this psychological warfare
01:01:39you know what James is right
01:01:40I really need to get myself out of this mess
01:01:47Corinne
01:01:47what a coincidence
01:01:49I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother
01:01:52would you like to join?
01:01:54are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:58did you really think Andy wanted to talk things out for your makeup?
01:02:01how sad
01:02:12hello there
01:02:13didn't expect to hear from you so soon
01:02:15you're right
01:02:17imagine that
01:02:18what will you do?
01:02:25I would like to propose a toast
01:02:27to Turntide
01:02:28and all the success that you've had Andy
01:02:31I am so proud of you
01:02:34cheers
01:02:37thanks mom
01:02:38that means a lot
01:02:38but I didn't propose this dinner
01:02:41to discuss work
01:02:43I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed
01:02:47what's the matter?
01:02:49Betty and I's engagement
01:02:51listen mom
01:02:51I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life
01:02:55but just because you're telling people it's going to happen
01:02:56doesn't make it true
01:02:57I'm a grown man now
01:02:59I need to make my own decisions
01:03:01Andy?
01:03:04you know what?
01:03:04I'm tired of this
01:03:06I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years
01:03:09and all you do is reject me
01:03:11I've been waiting for you my whole life
01:03:13what does she have that I don't?
01:03:16who is she?
01:03:18she is the woman Andy is living with
01:03:21Andy, is that true?
01:03:24she's just a roommate
01:03:26and her name's Corinne
01:03:27Betty, I can't marry you
01:03:28and it's not because of her
01:03:30it wouldn't be right
01:03:31I'm sorry
01:03:33fix it
01:03:34I'm going to call my parents
01:03:38Andy?
01:03:40just because you have a startup
01:03:41does not mean that you have life figured out
01:03:44first you turned down the Carltons
01:03:46and now the Camdens
01:03:48God
01:03:49what are you doing?
01:03:50are you trying to run your career into the ground Andy?
01:03:55partnerships shouldn't be bought
01:03:57they should be earned
01:03:58and I want to marry somebody I love
01:04:00not somebody that I see business valuing
01:04:01you have known Betty your entire life
01:04:04and our family approves of her
01:04:05and you stand the risk of insulting her family
01:04:09the longer you put off this marriage
01:04:11do you understand?
01:04:13if I can't marry somebody that I love
01:04:15then I'll just walk away from it all
01:04:16how dare you
01:04:19do you really think
01:04:21that I had a choice in who I married?
01:04:23do you want the same for your child?
01:04:26you are young
01:04:27and I know what's best for you
01:04:29and this is not over
01:04:31and you will figure it out
01:04:45are you leaving?
01:04:47yes
01:04:48you could just keep the rest of my stuff
01:04:50or throw it away
01:04:52I don't really care
01:04:52is this about the other night?
01:04:54I mean can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:56do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:58you accuse me of being this big mastermind
01:05:01and saying all this bullshit about me
01:05:02yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all
01:05:04what the hell are you talking about?
01:05:07enjoy married life
01:05:11oh what? cat got your tongue now?
01:05:13you know I should have known
01:05:14that you were a player from the very beginning
01:05:17why are you even mad?
01:05:19we're just roommates
01:05:22what does it matter to you?
01:05:24just roommates
01:05:26you know that's low even for you Andy
01:05:28what?
01:05:30we had moments
01:05:30the flirting
01:05:31oh we're here to kiss for god's sake
01:05:33does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:34we were drinking
01:05:36right
01:05:37got it
01:05:39where are you going?
01:05:40none of your business
01:05:41oh
01:05:41you're going back to them aren't you?
01:05:43to James?
01:05:44and I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:46I always was
01:05:47if that's the case
01:05:48then you're a coward
01:05:49what?
01:05:50after all of the progress you've made
01:05:52the life that you built for yourself
01:05:53through blood, sweat and tears
01:05:54you're just gonna give it all away?
01:05:56take the easy way out?
01:05:57you're better than that Corinne
01:05:58what does it matter to you?
01:06:02we're just roommates remember?
01:06:04well not anymore!
01:06:15hmm look who decided to show up
01:06:17you look tired
01:06:19I'm here
01:06:22thank you
01:06:32Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson
01:06:33it's an honor to have you here today
01:06:35we will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer
01:06:38as a team
01:06:40here at Turntide
01:06:41we aim to pinpoint the core
01:06:43makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:45and then elevate it into the public consciousness
01:06:48through meticulous research
01:06:49we have found that the two words
01:06:51most commonly associated with Goldfield
01:06:53is summer
01:06:55and taste
01:06:56now
01:06:57accompanied with visual
01:06:58and auditory cues
01:07:08and that brings us to the slogan
01:07:10that will transform
01:07:11Goldfield's presence in the market
01:07:13Goldfield
01:07:14the taste
01:07:15of summer
01:07:20Mr. Rosa
01:07:21you certainly put a lot of effort into this
01:07:24it's an impeccable presentation
01:07:26virtually flawless
01:07:27we can see the quality that comes out of Turntide
01:07:30that may also be your greatest weakness
01:07:32on the surface the ad is perfect
01:07:34but it doesn't possess anything beyond that
01:07:37I mean
01:07:37the taste of summer
01:07:39come on
01:07:39what does that even mean?
01:07:41I mean it's
01:07:43it's soulless
01:07:44right
01:07:44basic
01:07:45and we cannot sign off on this
01:07:51we cannot sign off on this
01:07:55well you know
01:07:55you'd be surprised
01:07:57as I mentioned
01:07:58studies show that
01:07:59people are very receptive to summer themes
01:08:01they produce neural responses akin to nostalgia
01:08:04ads like this
01:08:05are almost guaranteed
01:08:07to bring in higher year-end profits
01:08:09it's a safe bet
01:08:10you're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing Mr. Rhodes
01:08:15other beer brands have been using it for decades
01:08:17yeah and we're not other beer brands
01:08:19I mean we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:08:24to get a boring, safe pitch
01:08:27um
01:08:29well you know I can uh
01:08:31alright
01:08:31we've seen enough from you Mr. Rhodes
01:08:34look
01:08:35I don't want to give an ultimatum
01:08:36but
01:08:36if you don't give us something impressive
01:08:38like right now
01:08:40we're walking
01:08:41please if you give us one more day
01:08:43we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive
01:08:46we don't want another presentation
01:08:48we want a good idea
01:08:55miss
01:08:56Corinne Carlton
01:08:57Corinne Carlton
01:08:59isn't that um
01:09:02what are you doing?
01:09:04I can pitch
01:09:07I can pitch
01:09:10well then
01:09:11go ahead
01:09:15I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had
01:09:18and although it was my choice
01:09:21it was still really hard
01:09:22and most people think that when you're struggling
01:09:25you're focused on the basics
01:09:27getting a job
01:09:28finding a safe place to live
01:09:30affording food and necessities
01:09:32and surviving
01:09:34and for the most part that is
01:09:36that's true
01:09:36but
01:09:37in the in-between moments
01:09:39when everything is just hitting you
01:09:41you're just looking for comfort
01:09:43just about everywhere
01:09:44you're looking for anything
01:09:46and everything
01:09:47that'll give you a sense of belonging
01:09:48that you used to have
01:09:50and in one of those moments
01:09:51someone gave me a gold-filled beer
01:09:53and I had a really hard time opening it
01:09:55you know
01:09:56weak hands
01:10:03but I couldn't believe how
01:10:06something so simple
01:10:07could mean so much
01:10:09it was just a beer
01:10:10but
01:10:11you know this
01:10:12may not resonate
01:10:14but I keep thinking about this quote
01:10:15that Ernest Hemingway wrote
01:10:17I did not care what it was all about
01:10:19life
01:10:19you know
01:10:20all I wanted to know
01:10:22was how to live in it
01:10:23and if I found out
01:10:24how to live in it
01:10:26then you learned
01:10:27from what it was all about
01:10:30Goldfield
01:10:30live in it
01:10:32the sun also rises
01:10:34you'd have no way of knowing this
01:10:35young lady
01:10:36but
01:10:36our CEO is very fond of Hemingway
01:10:39if you were here right now
01:10:41be over the moon
01:10:42he'll love the idea of our ad
01:10:44referencing a favorite
01:10:50well I can throw together
01:10:51some mock ads by the end of the week
01:10:54excellent
01:10:55look forward to seeing that
01:10:57Miss Carlton
01:10:58you have a bright future here
01:10:59thank you
01:11:01that means a lot
01:11:23Mr. Thompson
01:11:23Mr. Fincher
01:11:24please wait
01:11:25what more is there to discuss
01:11:27we made ourselves very clear
01:11:29I don't know if you know this
01:11:31but my father is Neil Martin
01:11:34okay
01:11:34and
01:11:35he's the largest supplier of wheat
01:11:37on the west coast
01:11:38a connection with him
01:11:40would be very beneficial for Goldfield
01:11:42if you go back in there
01:11:44and tell my boss
01:11:45you're turning down
01:11:46turn tides pitch
01:11:47and going with the Carlton group
01:11:48I can make that happen
01:11:53if you had done
01:11:54any research into our company
01:11:56Miss Martin
01:11:57you'd know we produce our own wheat
01:11:59Goldfield started as a farm
01:12:01yeah and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company
01:12:08how about
01:12:09if you do it
01:12:11I'll give you a night you won't forget
01:12:13both of you
01:12:19Mr. Rhodes
01:12:20you need to control your people
01:12:22never in my entire career
01:12:24experience something so unprofessional
01:12:26is this your corporate culture
01:12:28absolutely not
01:12:29and this is no longer an employee of turn tide
01:12:32my sincerest apologies to both of you
01:12:34and we will make up for this violation tenfold
01:12:37if you can come through like your all-star associate promised
01:12:42maybe we can forget about this
01:12:43thank you
01:12:50Mr. Rhodes please
01:12:51so it was you
01:12:52what the fuck were you thinking
01:12:55I've worked my ass off for this company
01:12:57I was here when it was nothing
01:13:00I should have been made a partner ages ago
01:13:02but you never even considered it
01:13:03Ed Carlton
01:13:04offered me an executive role
01:13:06just for doing a small favor
01:13:09so you betrayed us
01:13:10put the entire agency in jeopardy
01:13:13if Corinne hadn't saved us back there
01:13:15please
01:13:15I could have done the same thing
01:13:17pack your things
01:13:18you're fired
01:13:19I need to go
01:13:24I need to get laid
01:13:25and hang on
01:13:25I need to go
01:13:26let'sáºt
01:13:27let's lunar
01:13:27we get
01:13:27i
01:13:27I want ,
01:13:31i
01:13:31i
01:13:31but i
01:13:51We never bought that.
01:14:05Not one word, not one gesture of yours, shall I, could I ever forget.
01:14:16He read it.
01:14:26Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients to me?
01:14:33Enjoy them while you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:38Do you know who won the deal for us? Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:42Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:46Corinne? How?
01:14:48I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:50What?
01:14:52I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:14:56And that would be...
01:14:59Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life, on her own terms.
01:15:03Stay out of her life for good.
01:15:09Stay out of her life for good.
01:15:11Deal.
01:15:23Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:15:29Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:32No, he's not in yet. But did you hear what happened?
01:15:36No, what happened?
01:15:37Andy fired Lilia.
01:15:39Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:42It got really intense, so he sent her hacking.
01:15:46It was epic.
01:15:48But he...
01:15:48He's also super hot.
01:15:50He...
01:15:51What? Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:53You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:55I was the only witness. Perks of being HR.
01:15:58Okay, do you know where he is?
01:16:00That's the craziest part.
01:16:02He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:16:05What?
01:16:05He's getting married.
01:16:20Andy?
01:16:24I'm so sorry. I thought, um...
01:16:33Corinne.
01:16:36Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:39Are you here to heroically stop Myrene's marriage?
01:16:42Okay, well you don't belong with Benny, okay? You just don't.
01:16:46You've worked so hard and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you, like everything about you.
01:16:50Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what? I really don't think so. She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:54Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:56Do not laugh at me, okay? I am trying to give a speech.
01:17:02You, um...
01:17:03You deserve to pick your own path.
01:17:06Whatever that is.
01:17:08And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:17:11Don't go through with it.
01:17:13If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:17:15Are you done?
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:18I'm not marrying Betty.
01:17:23I'm not marrying Betty.
01:17:27Hey, Betty.
01:17:29Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:31Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:33Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether and just get it over
01:17:38with in a courthouse.
01:17:39Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:40You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:42This whole time you've been perfectly obedient. This will not be over until you say no to.
01:17:47It's not just obedience, Andy. I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:51You don't love me. You don't even know what love is.
01:17:55I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:59Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:18:03So, is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:18:06I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:18:09Understatement of the year.
01:18:11And reacted without solid evidence.
01:18:14I'm sorry for not trusting you, Cory.
01:18:17Nothing that I said to you was true. You haven't made my life any worse.
01:18:20In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:18:25We can call it even.
01:18:30Sure.
01:18:33So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:37Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:42Oh!
01:18:43It's going to be a workout too.
01:18:45She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:48But I love her anyways.
01:18:50No question.
01:18:51If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:18:54Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:56I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:57Oh, shut up and kiss me.
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