00:05I'm just going to take a rest. Is that okay?
00:07Air drill sergeant.
00:16Tyrannus!
00:20Taking different routes to the top just seems stupid.
00:22Something fascinating and historical might have happened on this very spot.
00:27Evictus!
00:27What's he saying?
00:29Evictus!
00:29Is this supposed to happen?
00:31It's James.
00:32James, nice skirt. What the fuck's going on?
00:35Evictus.
00:36Carpe diem. Pass the pasta. Tip the waiter.
00:39Evictus. He's war to the vanquish.
00:52Joe, I am waiting for our wedding night.
00:58James.
00:59Oh, Jesus!
01:00Thank God!
01:01God, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
01:02I got lost!
01:04Oh, James.
01:05What are you doing on that getup?
01:07What the fuck?
01:09What the fuck?
01:10Oh, my God!
01:11Oh, my God!
01:14It's only as metal.
01:15Joe said that's what kept her a virgin.
01:16I'll take it easy when I see that motherfucker's blood flow.
01:19We don't even know where we are.
01:20I don't even remember it either.
01:22Power of God.
01:24Maria!
01:25Hey, man.
01:26Fuck you, man. I gotta find her.
01:27All you're yelling is gonna do is help them find us.
01:30Great, then maybe I can kill him.
01:31Not if you're dead, you macho asshole.
01:34Don't blame me.
01:34You stepped on the goddamn compass.
01:36Walk us in circles until we don't know where we are anymore.
01:40I'm just gonna go around the bend.
01:42Take that.
01:44Oh, shit.
01:45James.
01:46What the fuck are you doing?
01:57We gotta go help her.
01:59No!
01:59Both of us are totally fucking useless.
02:07This is about as fucking serious as it gets!
02:13Everything is just so fucked up.
02:17It's James.
02:18I'll kill the other.
02:22There is no sport in this.
02:24He wants her alive.
02:26I'm gonna kill that psycho.
02:27We need to concentrate on getting off this mountain.
02:29Hurry down and bring back help.
02:30Good luck, man.
02:31Me too.
02:34I will not fail you, my deterrence.
02:37James, no!
02:38And then you will walk this earth again.
02:43At least you have the courage of a warrior.
02:48Come on, you crazy fuck!
02:51What'd you do with Maria?
02:56Now you will live through this warrior's courage and blood.
02:59And be worthy of the name Demonicus.
03:02Demonicus?
03:04Tyrannus was so steeped in evil that the peasants gave him a special name.
03:07Demonicus.
03:08Tyrannus learned black magic from an Etruscan sorcerer who lived in a cave high in the mountains.
03:13Cave.
03:13If she's still alive, she's in that cave.
03:17Gina, thank god you're alive.
03:18This is amazing.
03:20Can we get the fuck out of here?
03:22Where the blood of one virgin is sufficient, the blood of two will truly show my devotion.
03:28You are no virgin.
03:30You say that like it's a bad thing.
03:34Don't get help!
03:38Gina!
03:39Gina!
03:40You will feed upon the living flesh of this woman yourself.
03:52James!
03:54Wake up!
03:56James!
03:56Remember?
03:57That's right, James!
03:58That's right, James!
03:59I don't need you, please.
04:00You do not need your life.
04:03I don't need your life.
04:05No, it's not my fault.
04:10No, I don't need mine.
04:11I'm just going to kill you, bitch.
04:13A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
04:15-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...
04:33Get these off me.
04:40Maria, hi.
04:55Is that real?
05:06I hate to bring this up, but did it ever occur to you that two guys are not going to
05:10interest
05:10the kind of freak who would rip a young girl out of a tent?
05:13You have one hell of an ego, man.
05:15You'll see.
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