00:00And everything is...
00:02SHARPONJACK'S FIRST GRAMMY MOTHERFUCKER!
00:07Phoenix Walker.
00:10World-famous rock star.
00:12Infamous fuckboy.
00:14And the man I never wanted to see again.
00:18But when you need to pay your dad's medical bills,
00:20and someone offers you 10 grand a week to babysit your ex,
00:24no is a word you can't use.
00:27Awww.
00:29Alright, party's over. Everyone out!
00:32Hey pretty, why don't you come join us?
00:34You know, I'd love to, but...
00:36I was kinda hoping that we could have...
00:41a little party of our own.
00:45Everyone get the fuck out.
00:47Get the fuck out!
00:54You look familiar. Have we fucked before?
01:02Yeah, Phoenix.
01:05We fucked.
01:13Once before you fucked me over.
01:15What the fuck?
01:20Remember me now, asshole.
01:24Lennon.
01:39Oh, hey, Big Back.
01:41Are your clothes drinking, or have you gotten fatter?
01:44Of course she's getting fatter.
01:45Careful, Godzilla. You might cause an earthquake.
01:50How creative, Draven.
01:52I thought you and Sabrina would have broken up by now,
01:54since she screwed your brother at prom.
01:56I guess it's true love, huh?
01:58How about you shut your filthy pig mouth?
02:00You know what?
02:01A tattoo would go really well with your dirty mouth.
02:05What do you think about...
02:08Lard ass.
02:17Hey!
02:18What's going on over there?
02:20Shit, it's Mr. White.
02:22Get her!
02:30Lennon!
02:45Fenix Walker?
02:48Of all the rooms I had to barge into my crushes?
02:54See the fucking sign?
02:56These girls, they're after me and...
02:59Did you get into a fight?
03:02Yeah, something like that.
03:05Where'd you go, Lennon?
03:07Come on.
03:10Give me your panties.
03:11My what?
03:12Do you want me to help you or not?
03:21Go.
03:24Get back here, fat ass!
03:33Sabrina, what the fuck?
03:36Phoenix!
03:37We were just...
03:37Ruining my after sex cig?
03:42Yeah, you were.
03:45Get the fuck out!
03:46Before I lose my patience.
03:49She's not here.
03:50Let's go.
03:57Okay, get out.
03:59Now.
04:05Looking hard into your eyes.
04:09Actually, you could go half a step higher.
04:12Excuse me?
04:13The song you were singing.
04:15You were singing it in the original key, but with your range, I think your voice would really shine if
04:20you went half a step higher.
04:25Actually, never mind. I'm just... I'm gonna go.
04:28Wait.
04:28Wait.
04:32My band's having an audition in a couple weeks.
04:36You should stop by rehearsals and hang out if you want.
04:40Maybe I will.
04:42Thanks.
04:45No, I never needed you at all.
04:48Cause I...
04:50My heart is black and blue.
04:54I'm...
04:54Torn up from loving you.
04:58It plays the best in me.
05:03With the worst in you.
05:07Torn up from loving you.
05:09Can't believe I've hung out with THE Phoenix Walker over the past two weeks.
05:14Feels like I've been dreaming.
05:17Relax, Lennon.
05:19It's the last day of school and I'm having a huge graduation party tonight.
05:22You have to come.
05:23Yeah, but you've never invited me to parties.
05:25Girl, that was before.
05:26You're hanging out with Phoenix Walker now.
05:28You're practically one of us.
05:30Please say you'll come.
05:31Yeah. Okay.
05:33Thanks.
05:34Great.
05:37And tonight, we'll make that fat ass regret ever touching Phoenix.
05:47This isn't so bad.
05:50Maybe tonight I am one of them.
05:52But where's Phoenix?
05:56Lennon!
05:57You're here!
05:58You must be starving.
06:00Let me show you where the buffet is.
06:01No, actually I'm okay.
06:03Everybody, come on over.
06:05Tonight I planned something really special for dinner.
06:09Roast pork.
06:11Smothered in barbecue sauce.
06:20Would you mind doing the honors?
06:21Mmm.
06:26Oink!
06:28Oink!
06:28Oink!
06:29Oink!
06:30Oink!
06:31Oink!
06:31Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:33Oink!
06:33Oink!
06:33Oink!
06:34Oink!
06:34Lennon!
06:35You didn't actually think that Phoenix cared about you, did you?
06:39That would be Disney-level delusion.
06:41And that would just be sad.
06:44Fatties don't get hotties.
06:47You know, I'm thinking that I should take a picture for him.
06:50Maybe he's in the mood for pork chops.
06:53Sabrina, what the fuck is this?
07:05I know Sabrina already cut off your fucking balls,
07:08but you touch her again, I'm going to cut off your tiny little fucking dick, too.
07:12You're just mad because Lennon's got a functioning brain
07:14and all you got is that scrawny little fucking ass.
07:41Stop staring, I know I look stupid.
07:43No, you look good.
07:49What happened there?
07:52My dad happened there.
07:56It's been happening since I was like three.
07:59Baseball dad.
08:03Crowbar.
08:06Sigs.
08:12And that's why I have to win my audition tomorrow and get the fuck out of here.
08:16Or else he's going to never let me play again and I'm going to fucking die.
08:19Or better yet, I'm going to become just like him.
08:22No, Phoenix, you saved me.
08:24You're not him.
08:25You can never be him.
08:27I don't know how I could ever thank you.
08:31I do.
08:38Sing something for me.
08:39What?
08:40Oh my God, no.
08:41Hey, hey, please.
08:56I'm as tough as a nail.
09:00I'm as sharp as a blade.
09:04I'm still lying here in the mess you made.
09:16Wow.
09:19What was that song?
09:21It's mine.
09:23I wrote it.
09:25I just, I've never sang it in front of anyone.
09:29It's horrible.
09:30I know.
09:31No, it's fucking perfect.
09:48I'm pursuing this life.
09:50You and me.
09:52So you wanted to.
09:54He gave me the courage to sing my song.
09:56The way he looks at me.
09:58He sees me.
09:59Oh, yeah.
10:00He really does.
10:01I wanted Phoenix.
10:07I'm as tough as a nail.
10:11Sharp as a blade.
10:14I'm still lying there.
10:17God damn.
10:19Quit that fucking music.
10:21Going around singing like a pussy instead of getting a fucking real job.
10:25You know what you are, Phoenix?
10:26You're a worthless piece of shit.
10:28You know what, Dad?
10:29What?
10:30You want to see worthless piece of shit?
10:31Look in the fucking mirror.
10:33Well, thank you for that, son.
10:35How much you like that guitar, huh?
10:38That guitar's gonna go.
10:40No, Dad, no!
10:40Fuck!
10:42Fuck!
10:45Dad, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
10:47Hey, if I catch you ever singing again, I swear, I'm gonna break every finger you got so you won't
10:52be able to play anything ever again.
10:54Fuck!
10:56Jesus shit.
10:57You're lucky I don't break that thing.
11:15Oh, man!
11:20dude producer hank doherty just walked in oh holy shit but he's scouting originals only
11:28there's only one spot left man we're not gonna win unless you pull one out of your ass now
11:38i'm gonna break every finger you got so you won't be able to play anything ever again
11:41i have to win my audition tomorrow get the fuck out of here
11:44because he's gonna never let me play again and i'm gonna fucking die i'm as tough as a nail
11:51i'm as sharp as a i need to win and get the fuck out of here even if it means
11:57breaking
11:57lennon's heart i have an original yes let's fucking go bro yeah sabrina you meet me at the bar right
12:07now
12:11phoenix phoenix
12:14lennon your man's been in there for like 15 minutes okay
12:21phoenix are you in there you're gonna kill it tonight
12:30that was really hot phoenix they call me
12:37excuse me
12:52mr last night you turned around and you slept with my bully
12:56you think i don't know that i'm not pretty enough or skinny enough for you
13:00i thought we were friends and i was okay with that until you led me to believe that there was
13:05something more
13:07it's your fucking fault then
13:11i hate you
13:14and i never want to see you again
13:17you're the only girl i've ever loved lenn
13:21but love doesn't survive in a shit town like this
13:23not for someone like me
13:28let's go
13:29we got a show to play
13:46and now the new number one hit song from a new rock band sharp objects
13:51sharp as a blade
13:55but i'm still lying here
13:58phoenix dumped me and stole my song
14:03phoenix was the first person to ever make me feel special
14:08i thought he'd be by my side through everything
14:13then he used me
14:15broke me
14:16tore me apart
14:19so i told myself
14:21never again
14:24fire lit up inside me that day
14:27and i let it consume me
14:31not for anyone else
14:33but myself
14:35i rose up from the ashes
14:37and became the me
14:39i was always meant to be
14:43so your memory's coming back to you, huh?
14:48so what hits first?
14:50you stealing my song, the fact that you blew up, or you using drugs because deep down you know that
14:56you're really a fraud
15:00fraud, okay Len, if you hate me so much then why the fuck are you on top of me right
15:04now
15:05your manager chandler hired me as your sober companion i guess i'm the only girl that can resist your fucking
15:11charm because i hate you so much
15:13damn, Len sober companion
15:16it's a big fucking fall from daddy's ivy league princess
15:18my dad's sick, that's why i took the job
15:21not like this spoiled junkie asshole would understand
15:25i'm keeping this job
15:27jackass
15:28and you will follow my rules
15:32so rule number one
15:34don't call me Len
15:35tell you what, Len
15:36you get me high, i will call you whatever
15:38the fuck you want me to
15:46rule number two
15:49don't even think
15:50about getting a fix
15:52or i'll leave your ass cupped for tmz to find
15:55you know what, Len, face it
15:56you're just fucking mad
15:57because you want to fuck me and you hate it
15:58i know you
16:00you think that you know me so well, phoenix
16:04you see
16:05the lemon
16:06that you knew four years ago
16:11she's dead
16:12you killed her the night you stole her song
16:17so rule number three
16:19we're not friends
16:21this is strictly business
16:22i'm officially here
16:24as your sober companion
16:25and i'm unofficially here
16:28to haunt you forever
16:29phoenix walker
16:31eight weeks forty shows
16:34every single time you see me
16:36i want you to think about what you did
16:39and i want you stone cold sober when you do it
16:53every day
16:54every day
16:55late or night
16:55not okay
16:56all i want
16:57and i pray
16:58all i need
16:59much better
17:00fuck me
17:01i'm looking in the mirror
17:02so foggy but i've never seen clearer
17:04i don't really think anyone can save me
17:06and honestly i'm not really sure i want saving
17:08i'd like to be
17:09my own worst enemy
17:10there's no risk if you don't try it anything
17:12so i'ma just keep
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