00:00And everything is...
00:02SHARPONJACK'S FIRST GRAMMY MOTHERFUCKER!
00:07Phoenix Walker.
00:10World-famous rock star.
00:12Infamous fuckboy.
00:14And the man I never wanted to see again.
00:18But when you need to pay your dad's medical bills,
00:20and someone offers you 10 grand a week to babysit your ex,
00:24no is a word you can't use.
00:27Awww.
00:29Alright, party's over. Everyone out!
00:32Hey pretty, why don't you come join us?
00:34You know, I'd love to, but...
00:36I was kinda hoping that we could have...
00:41a little party of our own.
00:45Everyone get the fuck out.
00:47Get the fuck out!
00:54You look familiar. Have we fucked before?
01:02Yeah, Phoenix.
01:05We fucked.
01:13Once before you fucked me over.
01:15What the fuck?
01:20Remember me now, asshole.
01:24Lennon.
01:39Oh, hey, Big Back.
01:41Are your clothes drinking, or have you gotten fatter?
01:44Of course she's getting fatter.
01:45Careful, Godzilla. You might cause an earthquake.
01:50How creative, Draven.
01:52I thought you and Sabrina would have broken up by now,
01:54since she screwed your brother at prom.
01:56I guess it's true love, huh?
01:58How about you shut your filthy pig mouth?
02:00You know what?
02:01A tattoo would go really well with your dirty mouth.
02:05What do you think about...
02:08Lard ass.
02:17Hey!
02:18What's going on over there?
02:20Shit, it's Mr. White.
02:22Get her!
02:30Lennon!
02:45Fenix Walker?
02:48Of all the rooms I had to barge into my crushes?
02:54See the fucking sign?
02:56These girls, they're after me and...
02:59Did you get into a fight?
03:02Yeah, something like that.
03:05Where'd you go, Lennon?
03:07Come on.
03:10Give me your panties.
03:11My what?
03:12Do you want me to help you or not?
03:21Go.
03:24Get back here, fat ass!
03:33Sabrina, what the fuck?
03:36Phoenix!
03:37We were just...
03:37Ruining my after sex cig?
03:42Yeah, you were.
03:45Get the fuck out!
03:46Before I lose my patience.
03:49She's not here.
03:50Let's go.
03:57Okay, get out.
03:59Now.
04:05Looking hard into your eyes.
04:09Actually, you could go half a step higher.
04:12Excuse me?
04:13The song you were singing.
04:15You were singing it in the original key, but with your range, I think your voice would really shine if
04:20you went half a step higher.
04:25Actually, never mind. I'm just... I'm gonna go.
04:28Wait.
04:28Wait.
04:32My band's having an audition in a couple weeks.
04:36You should stop by rehearsals and hang out if you want.
04:40Maybe I will.
04:42Thanks.
04:45No, I never needed you at all.
04:48Cause I...
04:50My heart is black and blue.
04:54I'm...
04:54Torn up from loving you.
04:58It plays the best in me.
05:03With the worst in you.
05:07Torn up from loving you.
05:09Can't believe I've hung out with THE Phoenix Walker over the past two weeks.
05:14Feels like I've been dreaming.
05:17Relax, Lennon.
05:19It's the last day of school and I'm having a huge graduation party tonight.
05:22You have to come.
05:23Yeah, but you've never invited me to parties.
05:25Girl, that was before.
05:26You're hanging out with Phoenix Walker now.
05:28You're practically one of us.
05:30Please say you'll come.
05:31Yeah. Okay.
05:33Thanks.
05:34Great.
05:37And tonight, we'll make that fat ass regret ever touching Phoenix.
05:47This isn't so bad.
05:50Maybe tonight I am one of them.
05:52But where's Phoenix?
05:56Lennon!
05:57You're here!
05:58You must be starving.
06:00Let me show you where the buffet is.
06:01No, actually I'm okay.
06:03Everybody, come on over.
06:05Tonight I planned something really special for dinner.
06:09Roast pork.
06:11Smothered in barbecue sauce.
06:20Would you mind doing the honors?
06:26Oink!
06:27Oink!
06:28Oink!
06:28Oink!
06:29Oink!
06:30Oink!
06:31Oink!
06:31Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:32Oink!
06:33Oink!
06:34Lennon!
06:35You didn't actually think that Phoenix cared about you, did you?
06:39that would be disney level delusion and that would just be sad fatties don't get hotties
06:46you know i'm thinking that i should take a picture for him maybe he's in the mood for pork chops
06:53sabrina what the fuck is this
07:05i know sabrina already cut off your fucking balls but you touch her again i'm gonna cut off your tiny
07:09little fucking dick too you're just mad because lenin's got a functioning brain and all you got
07:15is that scrawny little fucking ass
07:40stop staring i know i look stupid no you're good
07:50what happened there my dad happened there it's been happening since i was like three baseball
08:00dad crowbar cigs and
08:12that's why i have to win my audition tomorrow and get the fuck out of here
08:16or else he's gonna never let me play again and i'm gonna fucking die or better yet i'm gonna
08:21become just like him no phoenix you saved me you're not him you can never be him
08:27i don't know how i could ever thank you
08:37sing something for me what oh my god no please
08:56i'm as tough as a nail i'm as sharp as a blade
09:04i'm still lying here in the mess you made
09:19wow what was that song it's mine i wrote it i just i've never sang it in front of anyone
09:28and it's horrible i i know i no it's it's fucking perfect
09:47i'm pursuing this life you and me
09:52so you wanted to he gave me the courage to sing my song the way he looks at me
09:58he sees me he really does i wanted phoenix
10:06i'm tough as a nail
10:10sharp as a blade
10:13i'm still lying there
10:17god damn
10:19quit that fucking music
10:21going around singing like a pussy instead of getting a fucking real job
10:25you know what you are phoenix you're a worthless piece of shit
10:28you know what dad
10:29what
10:30you want to see worthless piece of shit look in the fucking mirror
10:33well thank you for that son
10:35how much you like that guitar huh
10:38that guitar is gonna go
10:39no dad stop stop stop
10:47hey if i catch you ever singing again i swear
10:50i'm gonna break every finger you got so you won't be able to play anything ever again
10:54fuck
10:55piece of shit you're lucky i don't break that thing
11:19dude producer hank doherty just walked in
11:22oh shit
11:24holy shit
11:25but he's scouting originals only
11:27there's only one spot left man
11:29we're not gonna win
11:30unless you pull one out of your ass
11:34now
11:37i'm gonna break every finger you got
11:39so you won't be able to play anything ever again
11:41i have to win my audition where i want to get the fuck out of here
11:44because he's gonna never let me play again and i'm gonna fucking die
11:47i'm as tough as a nail
11:51i'm as sharp as a
11:52i need to win and get the fuck out of here
11:56even if it means breaking lenin's heart
11:58i have an original
12:00yes
12:01let's fucking go bro
12:04yeah sabrina
12:06you meet me at the bar
12:07right now
12:10phoenix
12:12phoenix
12:13phoenix
12:14lennon your man's been in there for like 15 minutes
12:16okay
12:20phoenix
12:21are you in there
12:22you're gonna kill it tonight
12:30that was really hot phoenix
12:32phoenix
12:33they call me
12:37excuse me
12:52mr last night you turned around and you slept with my bully
12:56you think i don't know that i'm not pretty enough or skinny enough for you
13:00i thought we were friends and i was okay with that until you led me to believe that there was
13:05something more
13:07maybe it's your fucking fault then
13:11i hate you
13:14and i never want to see you again
13:17you're the only girl i've ever loved len
13:21but love doesn't survive in a shit town like this
13:23not for someone like me
13:46and now the new number one hit song from a new rock band sharp objects
13:55but i'm still lying here
13:58phoenix dumped me and stole my song
14:03phoenix was the first person to ever make me feel special
14:08i thought he'd be by my side through everything
14:14then he used me
14:15broke me
14:16tore me apart
14:19so i told myself
14:21never again
14:24fire lit up inside me that day
14:27and i let it consume me
14:31not for anyone else
14:33but myself
14:35i rose up from the ashes
14:37and became the me
14:39i was always
14:40meant to be
14:43so your memory's coming back to you, huh?
14:48so what hits first?
14:50you stealing my song
14:51the fact that you blew up
14:53or
14:53you using drugs
14:55because deep down you know that you're really a fraud
14:58fraud
14:58fraud
15:00okay, len, if you hate me so much
15:02then why the fuck are you on top of me right now
15:05your manager, chandler
15:06hired me as your sober companion
15:08i guess i'm the only girl that can resist your fucking charm
15:11because i hate you so much
15:13damn, len, sober companion
15:16it's a big fucking fall from daddy's ivy league princess
15:19my dad's sick
15:20that's why i took the job
15:22not like this spoiled junkie asshole would understand
15:25i'm keeping this job
15:27jackass
15:28and you will follow my rules
15:32so rule number one
15:33don't call me len
15:35tell you what, len
15:36you get me high i will call you whatever
15:38the fuck you want me to
15:40mhm
15:46rule number two
15:48don't even think
15:50about getting a fix
15:52or i'll leave your ass cupped for tmz to find
15:55you know what, len, face it
15:56you're just fucking mad
15:57cause you wanna fuck me and you hate it
15:58i know you
16:00you think that you know me so well, phoenix
16:04you see
16:05the lemon
16:07that you knew four years ago
16:11she's dead
16:12you killed her the night you stole her song
16:17so rule number three
16:19we're not friends
16:20this is strictly business
16:22i'm officially here
16:24as your sober companion
16:25and i'm unofficially here
16:28to haunt you forever
16:29phoenix walker
16:31eight weeks forty shows
16:33every single time you see me
16:36i want you to think about what you did
16:39and i want you stone cold sober when you do it
16:54i want you to think about what you do
17:06and i want you to think about what you do
17:11i want you to think about it
17:11Try it, anything, so I'ma just keep going.
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