00:04Now, Ikari Warriors is one of my favorite games of all time, and when I heard that there was an
00:14Atari 2600 version of it, I had to get it, and I regret it every damn day of my life.
00:25I mean, just listen.
00:30It sounds like someone fucking blowing into a microphone.
00:37But let's play.
00:40So, pressing the button fires your gun, holding it throws a grenade.
00:46Check out that explosion.
00:50Damn.
00:52But I'm not mad at it being hard, because Ikari Warriors is known for being hard.
01:00So, that's not what I'm mad about.
01:02I'm mad about it because it just fucking sucks.
01:07For one, you only have eight directions of movements.
01:10For those of you who've played the arcade version, you know that you have a joystick, and then you have
01:15a little rotating knob on it for 360 degrees of movement, and it works out very nice.
01:21And there's the tank.
01:23You gotta grab the tank, otherwise it'll get your ass raped by these helicopters up here.
01:37Yeah, I just, I just love the visual effects here.
01:40I mean, they couldn't just, like, program in some blocks fine everywhere when you blow something up.
01:46That would've been too difficult.
01:48No, things just implode on themselves.
01:55So we made it across the bridge.
01:58The thing that bugs me is this version actually isn't too hard compared to the arcade and the NES version.
02:11What the fuck just happened?
02:13Oh.
02:14Why did it take so long for me to get out of the damn tank?
02:18What the fuck?
02:20I never understood that part.
02:21I guess it's like an electrical fence, but...
02:25I don't know why.
02:37Yeah.
02:38It's, it's, it's horrible.
02:41It's, it's like my video on, uh, Chuck Norris Superkicks.
02:46Don't buy this game.
02:47Don't even download it.
02:49It's not worth the, uh, eight kilobytes it takes up.
02:53This one's pretty big, actually, so, I'm going with eight.
02:58Well, it's probably four.
03:00But it has a lot of music in it, so, I'm going with eight.
03:03Although it's pretty shitty music, if I do say so myself.
03:09So.
03:10Here's another god-awful Atari 26, that's five fingers, hundred game.
03:15I just realized I hadn't done that yet.
03:18So.
03:20Till next time.
03:22I, I got a whole batch of Atari 2600 games I just bought.
03:27And I guarantee you, some of them suck.
03:30Probably a lot of them.
03:32I'm done.
03:33So, uh, onto the next game, huh?
03:35Let's see.
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