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00:02Hiya, Bam Bam! How's the strongest baby in the world today?
00:06Oh, he's fine. Hey, we thought he had the mumps yesterday,
00:10but the doctor examined him and said that what we thought was swelling
00:14was only some new muscles.
00:17Go on, Bam Bam. Shake hands with your Uncle Fred.
00:20Put her there, fella.
00:22Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
00:25No!
00:26Hey, Bam Bam, let go.
00:28Oh, sorry, Fred.
00:30Little Bam Bam doesn't know his own strength.
00:33Either that or when you said shake hands,
00:36he thought you said break hands.
00:47He ever never knew
00:50Flintstones meet the Flintstones
00:52They're the Martin Stone, it's family
00:56From the town of Bedrock
00:58They're a place right out of history
01:02Let's ride with the family down the street
01:05Through the courtesy of Fred Stoopee
01:08When you're with the Flintstones
01:11Have a yabba dabba tea time
01:13A dabba do time
01:14We'll have a gay old time
01:20So the doctor says to the guy
01:22What you need is fresh air and exercise
01:24And the guy says fresh air and exercise
01:27Doc, I'm a mailman!
01:33Oh, boy. That's a good one, Fred.
01:36How's a bird supposed to get any sleep around here?
01:40What do they think I am? A night owl?
01:43Sam Quartz told it to me
01:45What's so funny?
01:46Oh, I just told Bonnie the story about the mailman and the doctor
01:49Oh.
01:50As long as we're standing in front of the rubble residence
01:53Would you like to come in for a while?
01:55Thanks, Betty, but it's sort of late
01:57We told Mrs. Sitstone we'd be home early
01:59Yeah, and we can't get the babysitter mad
02:02Well, good night, Barney
02:03Good night, Fred
02:04Good night, Betty
02:04Good night, Fred
02:05Good night, Betty
02:06Good night, Wilma
02:08Good night, Barney
02:09Good night, Wilma
02:10Good night already
02:11Gee!
02:13Did you have fun bowling tonight, sweetheart?
02:15Oh, yes, I did, Fred
02:18Say, would you carry my bowling ball?
02:20I really got tired tonight
02:22Oh, sure, I'm sorry, honey
02:24I should have thought of it
02:25Stick him up
02:26Huh?
02:27You'll hurt me
02:28Stick him up
02:29Fred!
02:30What are you gonna...
02:31Don't turn around, lady
02:32Our fat boy here gets it
02:33Of all the nerve
02:35I'll just take your wallet, sir
02:38These bowling balls are heavy
02:41And they're gonna get heavier
02:42Now I want you to count to a thousand, see?
02:45And count nice and slow, see?
02:50That's the way to do it
02:51Nice and slow
02:55Yes, sir
02:56Nice and slow
02:58Slow
02:59One
03:01Two
03:02He's gone, Fred
03:03Three
03:05Four
03:06Five
03:08Six
03:08Let's get the police
03:10Well, no, I promised him I'd count to a thousand
03:13But now you made me miss my count
03:15Let's see
03:16Seven
03:18Eight
03:19Nine
03:19Ten
03:20Ten
03:22Oh, great
03:23Good girl
03:24Oh, my
03:26You certainly love that grape juice, Pebbles
03:29Now go back to sleep like a good girl
03:31Isn't she just darling?
03:36Oh, Mrs. Flintstone
03:38What on earth is wrong?
03:39We were just held up, Mrs. Hitstone
03:42Operator
03:42Get me the police
03:44Twenty-one
03:46Twenty-two
03:47Twenty-three
03:50Three
03:50What's taking the police so long?
03:52By the time they get here, that crook will be out of the state
03:55Three hundred and fifty-seven
03:57Three hundred and fifty-eight
04:00Oh, Fred, put those bowling balls down
04:03Yeah?
04:04Oh, yeah
04:06You know, Fred, I've been thinking
04:08It's a good thing you didn't decide to act the hero with that hold-up man
04:12There's no telling what he might have done
04:14You're so right, Wilma
04:16I could have got my head shot off
04:18What do you mean it's a good thing I didn't act the hero?
04:21Are you implying I was a coward?
04:23Of course not, Fred
04:25I just meant that, well, like you said, he might have shot your head off if you hadn't
04:30Come on, say it if I hadn't been a coward
04:33Fred Flintstone, now you're being ridiculous
04:37Fine thing, just because I keep cool and don't lose my head, my own wife thinks I was afraid
04:42If you don't stop that, I'm gonna crown you with his face
04:47The police are here, let them in, Fred
04:49Oh, no, not me, I'm too much of a coward, I'm scared to open doors at night
04:57You the lady that, uh, reported a hold-up?
05:00Yes, uh, come in, please
05:03It happened right outside the house
05:05Right outside, eh?
05:06Better take notes, Harvey
05:07Right
05:08All right, now sit down and relax, lady, and try to remember exactly what happened
05:12Can you describe the man?
05:14Well, he was wearing a mask, and it was dark
05:18Uh-huh, got that, Harvey?
05:20Right
05:20He was wearing a dark mask
05:25Now, look, we couldn't get a good look at the guy, but I can describe his voice
05:29Uh, it was mean and dangerous
05:32The way he said, um, nice and slow, see?
05:38That's the way to do it
05:40My wife thinks I'm a coward, opposite, but not offering any resistance
05:44Why that's silly, you did the wise thing, mister
05:47It's not bravery to tangle with an armed man, it's foolishness
05:50I didn't have a chance in the world
05:52He was behind me, poking a gun in my back
05:54Look, I'll show you exactly how it was
05:56Now, you're me
05:57What was I to do?
05:59You can see I didn't have a chance
06:03We'll go out and look around the neighborhood, lady
06:05He may still be around
06:06Good night, ma'am
06:07Good night
06:08Good night, sir
06:10Nice and slow, see?
06:12Oh
06:17So now Wilma thinks I'm a coward
06:19But Fred, that isn't like Wilma
06:21Surely she realizes there was nothing you could do under the circumstances
06:25Nothing anybody could do
06:26Hey, I wish you'd tell her that, will you, Barney?
06:29Oh, sure, glad to
06:30Oh, Wilma! Wilma!
06:33Yes?
06:34I think you're doing Fred an injustice, Wilma
06:36I mean, uh, I know Fred and he isn't a coward
06:39I never said he was
06:41Not in so many words, maybe
06:44But you implied it, Wilma
06:46And don't forget this hold-up man had a tremendous advantage
06:49A gun
06:50Yeah, and he had it pointing right at my back
06:52I'll show you exactly how it was, Barney
06:54Stand right here
06:55Now, pretend this is the gun, Barney
06:57All right
06:58And you'll see that I didn't have a chance
07:02Boy, he flies better than I do
07:08Honestly, Wilma, I don't see how you can play bridge so soon after that hold-up
07:12After an experience like that, I'd still be trembling all over
07:17I've got news for you, Gladys
07:18You know, when I was shaking that cup of cactus tea
07:21Well, I wasn't doing it on purpose
07:27Hi, Wilma, I'm home
07:29Oh, hello, ladies
07:31Hi, Fred
07:32I think you know everybody here
07:34Oh, sure, sure
07:35Do you bring any news, Mr. Flintstone?
07:38Have they caught the man who robbed you?
07:39Not yet, but I hope they do soon
07:41Well, I won't sleep soundly until they do
07:44The very idea
07:45A man going around waving a pistol in your face
07:48Well, it wasn't in my face, it was in my back
07:51I just wish he had waved the gun in my face
07:54Oh, yes, yes, of course
07:57Sure
07:57What chance have you got if you can't see the guy?
08:00Well, that's true
08:01If he's behind you, I suppose there's not much you can do
08:05Yeah, but there are some people who don't take that into consideration
08:11Oh, brother
08:12I'll show you exactly how it happened, Mrs. Schwartz-Quartz
08:15Now, you be me, see?
08:17Fred
08:17Yes
08:17And I'm the crook
08:19And I got a gun here and I say, stick him up, see?
08:22There's nothing you can do
08:24You haven't got a chance!
08:30Why won't anybody believe me?
08:34When I tell them I didn't have a chance
08:39Now, hold on for a minute, Pebbles
08:45Okay, go!
08:51You like the slide, eh?
08:55Hiya, Mr. Flintstone
08:56Hello, Pebbles
08:57Hi, Arnold
09:00Say, have the police caught the man who held you up?
09:03Not that I know of, Arnold, but they will
09:05Sure
09:05My dad says it's a good thing for that robber
09:09He didn't hold him up
09:10My dad says he'd have tossed him for a loop
09:13Oh, yeah?
09:14Well, you tell your father
09:15There was nothing he or anybody else could have done
09:18The guy had a gun
09:19But...
09:19No buts!
09:20He had a gun pointed right at my back
09:22If I'd so much as said, boo, he'd have plugged me
09:25Gee, I guess Dad isn't aware of the actual circumstances
09:29He sure isn't
09:30Here, I'll show you exactly how it was
09:32Now, now, you be me
09:34You pretend I'm holding a gun on you
09:36I've just sneaked up on you and you caught my surprise
09:39What can you do?
09:41You haven't got a toy
09:46Fred!
09:49We got those toys for Pebbles
09:51Now stop playing with them before you break something
09:55Oh, boy
10:00Aren't you listening to the news broadcast?
10:03Did something special happen today?
10:05I just wondered if they caught the bandit yet
10:07Fortunately, the drivers of both vehicles were unhurt
10:10And that concludes the news for...
10:12Wait, wait, here's a late news bulletin
10:15Another armed robbery in bedrock
10:17Or rather, attempted armed robbery
10:19An armed man held up Mr. Llewellyn J. Fosbrick
10:22But instead of surrendering his wallet
10:24Mr. Fosbrick reached around, grabbed the man
10:27And threw him to the ground
10:30Unfortunately, the hold-up man ran away before Mr.
10:33Ah, the show-off
10:35Show-off?
10:36I thought he acted very bravely
10:38Oh, sure, he's brave and I'm a coward
10:41Oh, Fred, I didn't say that
10:43Well, you didn't have to, Wilma
10:44I could see it in your eyes
10:46It's there for the whole world to read
10:48My husband Fred W. Flintstone is a coward
10:51Will you stop that nonsense, Fred?
10:55Come in
10:56Hi! Hey, Fred, I'm taking Bam Bam for a little walk
11:00I thought maybe you and Pebbles would like to join us
11:03Pebbles is taking a nap, Barney, but I'll go with you
11:07If you promise not to say boo and scare me
11:10Us cowards scare easy, you know
11:13Oh, Fred, for heaven's sake
11:17And to make matters worse
11:18We have to hear on TV what Llewellyn D. Fosbrick did when he was held up
11:24Well, just the same, Fred, I'm sure Wilma doesn't think you're a coward
11:28What makes you so sure?
11:29Well, you got married, didn't you? That takes plenty of courage
11:35Very funny
11:36Oh, boy, would I like to catch up with that hold-up man
11:39Yeah, but you wouldn't know the guy if you saw him, would you?
11:43That's the trouble, but I know his voice
11:46Nice and slow, see?
11:49That's the way to do it
11:50Nice and slow
11:53I'll never forget that voice as long as I live
11:55Hey, I got a cousin who talks like that
11:58Is he a hold-up man?
11:59No, it's a she
12:01Cousin Florabelle
12:02Yeah
12:03Hey, hey, hold it, Fred
12:05I see Sonny Dempstone, the heavyweight boxing champ, is in town
12:10The champ will take on all comers
12:13Boy, look at the size of that guy
12:16I'm sure glad I'm not a comer
12:18Yeah, he may not get to fight though
12:20There's a lot of talk about banning boxing
12:23Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam
12:26Yeah, Bam Bam, I bet you're good at that
12:30Bam Bam says he could take Dempstone in two rounds
12:33No doubt about it
12:37This is a stick-up
12:39Put all your money in a bag
12:41And put your hands down
12:43Yes, sir, right away, sir
12:46Hey, Fred, I got an idea how you can show Wilma you're no coward
12:50How?
12:51Well, challenge Sonny Dempstone
12:53You can't do anything braver than getting in a ring with him
12:57But Sonny will massacre me
12:59Well, I'm only trying to help you, Fred
13:01If you're gonna start picking my ideas to pieces
13:04Fine
13:04Now I want you to count up to a thousand, see?
13:09And count nice and slow, see?
13:13That's the way to do it
13:16Nice and slow
13:17Yes, sir
13:19One, two
13:21Now wait, buddy
13:24Oh, I'm awful sorry
13:26Hey, here you are, sir
13:27You dropped your bag
13:28Yeah
13:30Thanks
13:31See ya
13:32I really am sorry
13:34Ah, forget it
13:35Are you okay, Fred?
13:37Sure, sure
13:37Now, what were we talking about?
13:40About you challenging Dempstone
13:41Oh, yeah, yeah
13:43Okay, I'll fight him
13:45But I wish it was the hold-up man I was gonna climb into that ring with
13:49How I'd like to get my hands on that guy
13:52I'd twist his neck
13:53And I'd give the old one, two
13:55Hey, Fred, Fred
13:56And I'd give the old three, four
13:57Hey, Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred, hold it
13:59Hold it, Fred
14:00Save your strength for Sonny Dempstone
14:02Yeah
14:03Yeah, you're right
14:08Here we are
14:10Sonny Dempstone versus all comers
14:13Fred, I wish I knew why you brought me here
14:15You know I detest fights
14:17And so does Betty
14:18Yeah, but this is something special
14:21Come on
14:23Look at that monster
14:25Anybody that fights him must be pretty brave
14:28Right, Wilma?
14:30Anybody that fights him ought to have his head examined
14:32They do, they do
14:36Right after the fight
14:37In the hospital
14:39Thanks, pal
14:40Come on, let's get to our seats
14:44Ladies and gentlemen
14:45Sonny Dempstone is ready to meet Danny and all comers
14:51Who will be first?
14:53Go ahead, Fred
14:54Uh, no, Barney
14:55I-I don't wanna go first
14:56It-it might look pushy
14:58Surely there must be someone willing to meet Sonny
15:01Someone strong, brave, well-insured
15:06Come on, Fred, get it over with
15:08Yeah, you're right
15:09Well, here goes
15:11I challenge the champion
15:14We have a challenger
15:16And what is your name, brave sir?
15:19My name
15:20My-my name is Fred Flintstone
15:23Fred!
15:23And I challenge the champion
15:26I challenge the champion
15:29To meet my friend here, Barney Rubble
15:31Hey, hey, Fred, cut it out
15:32Uh, uh, I decline the nomination
15:34Put him down, Fred
15:35Yes, Fred
15:37You've got your nerve
15:38All right
15:40We've had our little joke
15:41Now how about a real man stepping up?
15:44I will
15:45So am I
15:46Me too
15:47I'll have a go at him
15:50Ladies and gentlemen
15:51Sonny Dempstone meets his first challenger of the evening
15:56Now I want a nice, clean
16:01Who's next?
16:02Any more brave men here?
16:04This is awful
16:06I'm getting out of here
16:07You and me both
16:08Wait, Wilma
16:09Before you go
16:10I-I gotta do something
16:12What?
16:13Well, uh, go ahead, Fred
16:14This is your last chance
16:16Yeah
16:16Yeah
16:17Last chance
16:20I'll show you what, Wilma
16:21Hey
16:22I wanted
16:23Hold everything
16:24That's all for tonight
16:26There'll be no more fights
16:28Why?
16:28We just got started
16:30Because you haven't got a license to hold fights here
16:33All right, folks
16:34You can all go home
16:36Everybody out
16:37Go
16:38Go
16:39Go
16:39Go
16:39Go
16:40Go
16:40Go
16:43I'll knock it off, Sonny
16:45How do you like that?
16:47Just when I'm about to challenge the champ
17:10The police have to come in and stop everything
17:13Yeah
17:13Now how am I gonna convince Wilma I'm not a coward?
17:17Hey, wait!
17:18Please come back
17:20Hold it
17:21Hold it
17:22Don't run
17:23He's gone
17:25That's the fourth one I've lost this week
17:28The fourth what?
17:30Tiger tamer
17:31I'm Barnum and Shelly, the circus owner
17:34Oh
17:35That man I was chasing was the great Ricardo, my star performer
17:40What's he running away for?
17:42What's he running away for?
17:42Because he's a coward
17:43He's afraid to do an act with Matilda
17:46Who's Matilda?
17:47The world's largest and most ferocious saber-toothed tiger
17:51And Ricardo ran out
17:53Without my star attraction I'm ruined
17:56Well, that's show business
17:59Say, uh, Mr. Shelly, uh, what if I can get you a substitute for the great Ricardo?
18:05You mean it?
18:06Well, who you got in mind, Barn?
18:08Who do you know crazy enough to get in a cage with a saber-toothed tiger?
18:12The biggest in the world yet
18:14Are you, buddy?
18:16Not me
18:17No siree, bub
18:19Oh, but Fred, what better way to convince Wilma you're not a coward?
18:22No, sir, absolutely, positively, definitely, unequivocal, unconditionally
18:27No
18:30Ladies and gentlemen
18:33Titties of all ages
18:36In just one minute
18:38You will witness an incredible act of bravery
18:42When the great Fredito
18:45Will risk life and limb
18:47Demonstrating his mastery of Matilda
18:51The most ferocious tiger in the world
19:00I wonder where Fred can be
19:03Oh, uh, don't worry, Wilma
19:04He'll be here
19:05I promise you
19:06In fact, I happen to know the act won't start without him
19:09But what's all the secrecy?
19:11Why does he have to meet us here?
19:13Why couldn't he come with us?
19:15Well, uh, you know Fred, uh, he's a great one for surprises
19:18Yes, but, uh, look at that little old lady
19:22She must be lost
19:23Oh, little lady, wait
19:25Yes?
19:27My hat
19:31You mean old thing
19:34Shame on you
19:35That was my best hat
19:38Bad
19:39Bad
19:40Bad
19:40Bad
19:41Bad
19:44It's over, Barney.
19:46Why?
19:47She's doing fine by herself.
19:55Some ferocious tiger.
19:58What a fake.
19:59I want my money back.
20:00Me too.
20:01We may as well go, too.
20:03Yeah, let's go see the aerial acts.
20:06But girls, you can't go yet.
20:08In just a minute, the great Fredito is going to risk life and limb and end with that tiger.
20:14Are you kidding?
20:15The only risk anybody takes with that tiger is catching some of its fleas.
20:21But wait, Fred is...
20:24And now, the great Fredito.
20:32Bravo, bravo, bravo.
20:35Oh, boy.
20:40Come in.
20:41Hiya, Fred.
20:42Oh, hiya, Barney.
20:43Hey, are you in the mood for some kegling?
20:46Huh?
20:46I thought we were going bowling tonight.
20:49We are.
20:50Kegling.
20:50It's another word for bowling.
20:52Speak English, will you?
20:53If you mean bowling, say bowling.
20:56Oh, hello, Barney.
20:57Hiya, Wilma.
20:58Honey, Barney and I are going kegling.
21:00All right, dear.
21:01Have fun.
21:02I'll get my kegling ball.
21:04Hey, you know what, Wilma?
21:05It was just a week ago tonight that you and Fred got held up.
21:09I know.
21:10And they still haven't caught the robber.
21:12So long, honey.
21:13I won't be late.
21:14Stick them up.
21:16Oh, that's a dangerous thing to do, Barney.
21:19Yeah?
21:20Why?
21:20Because while I'm holding my bowling ball like this, I might accidentally drop it.
21:26I see your point.
21:28I feel it, too.
21:30Be careful coming home, Fred.
21:32They still haven't caught that hold-up man.
21:35Yeah, yeah.
21:36You see that, Barney?
21:37You see how she has to rub it in?
21:39Rub what in, Fred?
21:40That she thinks I'm a coward.
21:42Be careful.
21:42They still haven't caught that hold-up man yet.
21:45Oh, boy.
21:47If only I could get my hands on that hold-up guy.
21:52Now watch this one, Freddy boy.
21:54A one and a two.
22:00Oh, boy.
22:01Am I hot tonight.
22:02Okay, Fred.
22:03Your turn.
22:04Yeah, but I don't feel much like bowling, Bon.
22:07Hey, bud.
22:08You ought to give your friend some pointers on bowling.
22:12He's too fast.
22:15Nice and slow, see?
22:18That's the way to do it.
22:20Nice and slow.
22:23Yeah, you're right.
22:24Thanks.
22:25Hey, Bon, you should slow down.
22:27Nice and slow, see?
22:30That's the way to do it.
22:33Nice and slow.
22:35Hey, you're the guy.
22:37I'll never forget the way you said nice and slow, see?
22:42When you held me up.
22:43You thief.
22:44You cluck.
22:45Come back here.
22:46Stop, thief.
22:48Stop.
22:50We'll never catch him, Fred.
22:51He's too fast for us.
22:53Oh, yeah?
22:53Just watch this, Barney.
22:55I'm not the bowling champ of bedrock for nothing.
23:10What's going on?
23:12Well, can't you see?
23:13Brave and fearless Fred Flintstone just risked life and limb to capture a dangerous, desperate criminal.
23:20He sort of proved something to Wilma.
23:24And thanks to Mr. Flintstone's bravery, the police have the bandit locked up and...
23:30Oh, let me.
23:31And we citizens can relax once more.
23:35Hats off to Fred Flintstone, man of valor.
23:41Well, that's quite a write-up.
23:44Oh, Fred, I'm so proud of you.
23:47And you're convinced now that I'm not a coward, huh, Wilma?
23:50Oh, Fred, I never for a moment thought you were.
23:54Well, don't ever think it.
23:56Just think of me like it says in the paper.
23:58Man of valor.
24:00Yes, dear.
24:01Man of valor.
24:11There you are, Fred, from your own daughter, her own Medal of Valor.
24:17What more could you ask for?
24:21Dino!
24:22That makes it complete.
24:34Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.
24:37They're the modern Stoney's family.
24:40Oh, from the town of Bedrock,
24:43they're a page right out of history.
24:47Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
24:49Then that cat will stay out for the night.
24:52When you're with the Flintstones,
24:55have a yabba-dabba-doo time.
24:57A dabba-dabba-doo time.
24:58Oh, have a gay old time.
25:07We'll have a gay old time.
25:12Wild man!
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