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00:05what's happening Mickey oh one second read this one spot I always have trouble with I need the
00:12big guns oh big guns oh Jane say goodbye to whatever's left of the ozone remember when
00:19the ozone was an issue now we've moved on to global warming it's always something
00:26well if that doesn't hold it down I'm going to call an exorcist Mickey we need to start I I
00:34spent
00:34all my time setting up these lights okay I think I got her okay tell us how shooting's going shooting's
00:42going real good oh we're getting a lot of really good stuff so thrilling has working on a show like
00:50this been a challenge for you sure yeah you know but it's a good thing I think you know actors
00:57need
00:57to be challenged you know it just keeps him or her sharp it's not like a surgeon you know who
01:03does
01:03the same thing every day you know heart attack seen it did it done or me with sitcoms CBS seen
01:10it did it
01:11done you know this kind of acting it's just so different you know every day it's just something
01:18new and that's thrilling what are you doing today oh today okay today we're shooting a scene from the
01:28sitcom in the show so back to my comfort zone you know where I actually know what I'm doing thank
01:34God
01:36and what episode are you shooting now um so well I don't actually know which episode because we're
01:44shooting the entire series at once out of order so I don't never know where I am can you just
01:51say a
01:52number oh well we're in we're in week four so four okay can you say today we're shooting episode four
02:01didn't I say episode four well I need the setup so okay today we're shooting episode four well okay
02:08sorry just give me a beat take a beat and then say it okay well you gotta let me have
02:14a run into it
02:14okay no you just keep stopping me Jane so just gotta get a flow Mickey it's not
02:28yeah I don't know I was just so excited you know to be talking about how exciting it is to
02:32do this show
02:35right now it's just must talk about numbers you know I don't know why they even care where we are
02:41every minute you know and I'm half the time I don't know where we are and I'm in the scene
02:46right no one gives me a roadmap just have to do it you know just Jane don't want to sit
02:52here and lie
02:53to the people you know because that's not what this is right this is supposed to be a real representation
03:00of my experience on this show you know so I don't know if we're doing episode four or two or
03:08back to
03:08one or you know just keeping it real you asked me to do this what's that I'm doing it
03:19we're right in the middle of doing episode four Jane sorry about earlier you know just let the
03:26pressure get to me so newsflash I'm human we good can't just say we good take a beat then say
03:35it
03:35we good roll reversal oh you interrupted me but Mallory blow me love Mitch oh from Mr. Seth
03:49Rogan shouldn't have said mister he said blow me I said mister too formal Valerie they're inviting
03:54you to set okay hey uh Shana where's Seth just want to say thank you for the gift Seth doesn't
04:00have more scenes with you this is Shana go to two we're on to his rehab and relapse work
04:05oh well once again surprise gift got me a wrap gift so I didn't get him anything that doesn't
04:12look good okay you know what Tyler can you get me Seth's address please ready Val yeah okay this is
04:20exciting really can't wait to see the room and board set
04:30no this is it this is awesome
04:35okay oh Shauna Shana um I thought we were shooting the room and board scene we are but this
04:42version's all in Polly G's mind so we're doing it green screen it's his fantasy of what happened yeah
04:47yeah his imagination okay first AD and DVD commentary okay couldn't he have imagined furniture
04:55Valerie hi brought her from current programming we met a few weeks yeah no nice to see you hi Connor
05:01good to see you hi
05:03how's it all going oh well we're doing some green screen oh yeah very nice well we just wanted to
05:10come by and give you a heads up about Polly G
05:12why would what would happen oh nothing he's he's right over there oh okay well Ross might not want a
05:19point oh yeah you're right of course
05:21so he's not gonna be directing this episode or the next one he's not okay so okay so he's not
05:30all right why not
05:31but yeah he was falling so far behind with the last two scripts so oh okay so yeah well you
05:39know what wearing a lot of hats right it's under a lot of pressure
05:42poor guy well we got Andy Tate to take over have you worked with Andy before no what's he like
05:47she's great
05:50that's her over there oh oh love her with the hat uh-huh love her so lucky to get her
05:56she directed Kick It
05:57uh-huh and Kick It To 3D uh she used to be a dancer but also a very good director
06:03she did all the green screen work on
06:05bitches versus witches so you're in good hands okay and Polly's okay with all this Andy get over here girl
06:13that Valerie Jarrett wanted to introduce you to the Valerie Jarrett hi Valerie Andy Tate so nice to meet you
06:22aren't you sweet and a woman and a dancer huh well the woman thing I try to keep under wraps
06:27around the
06:28crew but the dancer she gets out oh look at you so fun look at you well la dee da
06:36la dee da la la that's my
06:39Annie Hall oh oh well so just give me one second and then we'll walk through the scene okay okay
06:48we are gonna have us some fun I think so yeah I think so all right well we'll see you
06:55later okay great
06:56yeah thank you thank you oh my god look at that wow this show up you you never know right
07:03you just
07:04never know do you want to say something about Polly G you know well you know feel bad about Polly
07:16G you
07:17know poor guy it's too bad because we were just getting into a good groove you know so I'm gonna
07:25miss him you know gonna miss you Polly oh he's got his headphones on he couldn't hear me Val now
07:32we got a
07:32little bit of a problem what is it Billy can you give me a minute did you get my email
07:37about all the
07:38interviews I lined up for us oh yeah I got a lot of things lined up BuzzFeed Jezebel USA Today
07:43Online
07:44I'm Carl I'm with HVO Publicity specifically I do a talent press relations oh hi is there any way I
07:50can
07:51meet that little fellow from Game of Thrones Peter Dinklage I'm a big fan now's not the time Mickey well
07:56I'm
07:57just putting it out there okay we have Liz Novotny coming from the New York Times the New York Times
08:02the
08:02New York Times okay classy yes but why do they make their crossword puzzle so hard what are they trying
08:07to prove HBO has a special relationship with the New York Times and we promised them a first look at
08:13seeing red and I'm I'm sorry I'm not trying to step on anyone's toes but we're a little more selective
08:19as to who we let our talent fuck to okay say no I'm not selective name one web outlet on
08:24that list
08:24that isn't a home run Valerie you ready to try this it's gonna swerve on I think I've seen it
08:32and
08:32then there's something new yeah we'll talk later yeah okay so it's just a silly sitcom let's just have
08:38fun with it okay okay but you know I mean it's just too bad we don't have an audience you
08:42know for
08:42the timing of the audience is right there oh what is that 20 people they're actors so we cut and
08:49paste
08:49them over and over in post until we have 200 uh-huh okay it's not gonna work okay you know
08:57they're
08:57actors you know they're not gonna laugh they're gonna be jealous that I got the part and they
09:01didn't you know so just speaking my truth okay well they'll laugh when I tell them to laugh they'll
09:08be back at the SAG after lounge okay so let's try this scene okay Aunt Patsy enters her bedroom she's
09:13going to the beach with the kids so she needs her bathing suit which is in the chest of drawers
09:16and
09:17that's where oh right against the wall here where the blue X is the blue X mm-hmm okay give
09:22it a try
09:22I'll try okay sure I did how I'm gonna do because I wasn't really expecting to be working in a
09:27gun drop
09:27today okay so just fabulous really yeah didn't feel that great because I'm not really a mime did
09:36it once at a mall in college but you know it's not my thing so you're perfect it all happens
09:41in post
09:42okay okay and then you hold up your bikini top uh-huh and Aunt Patsy looks down at the bikini
09:47top and
09:48she says well I hope you boys are up for the challenge because the twins need you and this time
09:53it's personal
09:58great material works yeah and then we walk over to the couch and you see the boys Charlie and Jake
10:04okay but where are the boys they're not here oh they're shooting movies so we have to add them
10:10later in post post is gonna be busy okay okay so Charlie uh-huh says are you almost ready Aunt
10:16Patsy and you say boys at my age a day at the beach isn't exactly a day at the beach
10:23I take
10:26it back it works okay so then the boys pull off their shirts uh-huh to show Aunt Patsy their
10:30newly
10:30waxed chest and that's when you get so excited that you start spinning and spinning and morph into
10:36the monster right okay okay now they're just laughing at anything no the spinning's funny because when you
10:43spin you suck in everything in the room so furniture the food even one of the boys uh-huh okay
10:50well
10:51hopefully that's all done in post because I just had lunch quick question Andy um do you think I
10:59could know what the monster looks like uh yeah we have a we have a picture oh get to see
11:03a picture
11:04that's fun uh-huh okay well that's great just to have a mental picture right because I've been
11:12playing around with a couple voices you know something like um you know I'm a monster and I'm
11:19there's no voice well you're the monster Val you got it okay you don't have to do anything because
11:26you're the monster you clear yeah uh-huh I'm playing the character who's the monster Mallory's
11:35the monster that's right I get it yeah that's right okay good
11:42Mickey how is it what is it bad
11:47oh no oh my no I can't I can't go out like I don't want people to see me like
11:52this guy that
11:54robe it's just not good hi hi I canceled everything okay all the interviews I set up
12:01for you are canceled all right so HBO will stop having a hissy fit and I'll take the hit because
12:06that's what I do okay Billy not now not now I have no hair no no it's fine I'll just
12:11go fuck myself
12:12god damn it and people are gonna get pissed at me they're not pissed at HBO they're fucking pissed
12:16at me okay do you want some water or something do you know what I do all day long Valerie
12:21I make
12:22phone calls on your behalf I probably have a fucking brain tumor from my cell phone
12:28fuck I should have seen this coming you were on the verge of launching and every time I get close
12:33some bullshit happens and I get shut down and then they leave Ava fucking Longoria right before
12:41she got desperate housewives she left me and I was the one who was fucking desperate not her
12:45well I don't want to be a fucking failure are you crying is he crying Billy listen don't cry at
12:57work it's not professional leave me alone I don't care oh admit it Valerie you're just gonna fire me
13:04eventually anyway so why don't you just do it now fire me you know what fuck it I quit
13:15okay you okay
13:18I left my cell phone in here yeah well
13:23can't even fucking quit right
13:25Billy half-ass
13:32what was that yeah well I think you know and I think he was embarrassed
13:38you know in front of HBO the big guns you know because they're right
13:42that Carl knows what he's doing gorgeous had a gray hair but my philosophy is when it starts to go
13:50with it I think you know he just
13:56couldn't handle the pressure you know poor little Billy snap just snapped you know wants
14:02it so bad you heard what he said you know we're approaching superstardom now so you know
14:08couldn't handle it flew too close to the sun
14:12Valerie we're inviting you to set okay I'm gonna need my scent glass here you go here here here
14:20look at that yeah like magic oh it stays on
14:27okay this is good at least no one will recognize me right dress like this that's good Valerie yeah
14:34hey this is Liz Novotny from the New York Times Valerie hello hello so oh you're here today
14:40she's here today oh yes we uh we discussed this well we didn't say she was coming today so you
14:46know
14:47it's just I'm sorry just you know as you can see I'm not ready for my close-up so can
14:53we just do
14:54this tomorrow then or I have Seth tomorrow oh yeah so that has to be today okay sure that's fine
15:02that's fine yeah just didn't want to meet you dressed like this you know it's not easy being
15:07green okay we'll see you on the set we sure will yeah well she's staring okay
15:22great hey Val can you move your weight from side to side while you're turning
15:29there you go that's what I'm talking about great now you got it that's it great okay Val now I
15:37want
15:37you to pretend like you're you're tearing a child apart okay you're just ripping a child apart a what
15:43you're destroying my inner child I'm sorry you're destroying my inner child inner child okay yeah got it
15:52yeah okay great great great let's cut oh that's good okay great yeah it's so good we're gonna go
16:09again though okay great okay sure okay in a little bit yeah yeah you are quite the twirler twirling in
16:16front
16:16of the New York Times Mickey Liz hi just wanted to say this isn't what we normally do you know
16:25this
16:25stuff the special effects ripping a child apart I don't know what they're gonna have me do for an
16:30encore eat Santa Claus don't worry I know this isn't representative of the entire season yeah
16:37okay good I saw the first episode oh you did mm-hmm oh yeah oh your performance is very brave
16:47yeah okay okay hey Val yeah I need more spinning uh-huh don't shoot the messenger no
16:56oh thank you after you've changed and we can talk a little more great yeah let's talk okay
17:02great all right everybody let's go back to one please in five six and seven eight and one
17:07you know what my hair I feel my hair coming out so Mickey has to check it
17:11all right it's good to me red yeah um she saw the first episode she said I was brave what
17:21does that
17:21mean brave I don't know I gotta see the dailies you know what just gotta see them I see what
17:27they look
17:27like I wonder if I can get it on DVD well they don't put dailies on DVDs anymore oh you
17:34gotta go to
17:35Dax hey Val we're good to go oh it's um um Dax who's Dax who do I talk to that's
17:41oh is that the
17:41crew guy with the kilt no no it's a website okay you have to have a password to see them
17:46okay do you
17:48have a password for that no B I didn't type B I know but it's B 278 yeah Val what's
17:58with all the
17:59pounding this is crazy your show guys have been here for hours no I know but they have to be
18:04here
18:05though what are they doing well they have to turn the dining room into a hospital for the OD scene
18:10you're not even in the hospital scene red I think we're in okay this is supposed to be behind the
18:16scenes only I'm finding a sublet 11 30 so he's allowed hey only 12 mark action that's fine I'll
18:34leave a message okay I don't care if you're available or unavailable I don't care if you just found out
18:40that you have herpes or hepatitis C from one of those whores that you pay to come to your room
18:46on
18:47show nights I've been in this business a lot longer than you have and I will be in this business
18:53long
18:54after they take you out in a body bag because you are gonna OD um some shit that you pump
19:00into your
19:01veins because you hate yourself and guess what I'm your way out and you're too fucking stupid to even
19:11know it cut I've read all these years you can really act well now no that's not good you know
19:27it's
19:28wonderful well no because you know making me look that way you know that was take 12 okay and
19:36tired and he pushed me to that I'll find another take no there wasn't enough light I could feel it
19:41I
19:41could feel it you know I could feel it action no that's not good turn it off all right just
19:47get rid
19:48of it got to do some damage control you know because people aren't gonna want to see me look like
19:51that Jane see that all right gotta get Billy back get some pretty magazine covers you know no one on
20:01this show cares about how I look huh it's too much light in here well hi I don't want to
20:09disturb you
20:09while you're setting up the lights hey Val how's it going just great just a quick thought though you
20:15know that maybe might you know want to put one or two more lights in there you know just maybe
20:19you
20:20know just so it's not so dark all the time yeah well I don't know I think that's a Paulie
20:27G decision
20:28uh-huh well someone mentioned my name oh yeah hey Paulie uh I think Val has a question for you
20:34what's that okay um I shows looking real good okay got to see some of the dailies what yeah yeah
20:44so it
20:44looks real good how did you get to see the dailies well where's Ron where's Ron Ron coming
20:52okay well anyway so I was telling him that looks real good but just spitballing maybe there could
20:57be more light you know for some of the show just for contrast what do you mean Valerie saw the
21:02dailies
21:03I specifically said I don't want anyone seeing the dailies she's on the no dailies list but I barely saw
21:09anything just because it's so dark right so that's why I'm just thinking maybe you put in like a light
21:14box or two or I don't know the technical term for that just you know for my eyes so they
21:19pop so we can
21:20see oh okay Paulie just trying to have a conversation oh my god I can't believe I'm having this conversation
21:30I don't want you looking at the dailies uh-huh why is that because you don't want me to see
21:37how I look huh you don't want me to see that you're making me look bad you're trying to make
21:42me the monster what the fuck are you talking about I don't want you looking at the dailies because I
21:47don't want to have fucking pretend conversations with you about light boxes which aren't even a real
21:52fucking thing okay Jesus Christ this isn't Star Wars for fuck's sake I am two scripts behind you hear me
21:58too I do not need this shit right now Valerie she's getting a fucking needle in my arm
22:11Jane you think we should go after him just none of my business right just you used to have Tom
22:18you know writing partner to talk things over with right now he's all alone what's he gonna
22:24should we check should we just go maybe it's just something you said huh yeah probably just
22:39so take a trip around the world and see what there is to see a pretty bird who's just absurd
22:51a pretty worm who likes to squirt in a land who can do math we're all right here for when
23:01you're near
23:02we got your back no need to peck your next stop is Nicky Nicky knack knack
23:13okay let's set up to go one more time before lunch there he is Jane that's Tom he's afraid I
23:19wouldn't recognize him without calling Jake Tom ah-ha Tom Peterman you're early so glad I am
23:30see all this wonderful just wonderful so you got the cameras I see yeah hey Jane look at you
23:39Nickelodeon so fun oh well it's such a catchy song too did you create this Nicky Nicky knack knack
23:45yeah I wish so so what can I do for you Val yeah oh get to it yeah so I
23:50um just wanted to talk
23:53talk to you you know because I'm doing this show for HBO with Pauly yeah I wrote about that right
23:58yeah
23:59just wanted to come by and pick your brain about Pauly G a little bit you know sorry ready they
24:06want to go again uh sorry oh Frank this is Valerie Cherish uh Valerie this is Frank he plays Gary
24:14the
24:14worm on Nicky Nicky knack knack I figured yeah real good okay so whenever you're ready yeah they want
24:20thank you anyway um I'm just um I'm getting a little worried because I think he needs some help and
24:30I
24:31don't know how to do that so surprise here I am talking to you I don't know gee Val I
24:36don't know what
24:37I can do I haven't talked to that guy in I don't know six years probably six years wow so
24:46looks like
24:46you two are due for a chat I'm serious and even if I could help you I'm I'm not sure
24:53I would oh we
24:55didn't yeah we didn't end well and he and I and we should probably stop talking oh yeah well we
25:05can
25:05stop Jane we can stop Tyler get out of there that's a it's a hot set you can't get don't
25:12do that yeah no
25:14that they're gone it's okay sorry excited to be here I think um I yeah I just I'm nervous because
25:22I feel
25:22like you know he's on the edge again well he probably is on the edge because the whole time
25:26we were working together he was on the fucking edge and I was trying to pull him back yeah can
25:30I ask you
25:31something now sure why are you working with him do you do you have any idea what he used to
25:35say about
25:35you he said that you're the devil he said that you're the devil and we should find a stake and
25:41pound it through your heart if you have one uh-huh and kill you no real glad you didn't take
25:49him up on
25:49that seriously Tom everyone wants to go to I'm having a meeting give me one fucking minute Jesus
25:55sorry
26:01you need to get away from her and fell well look okay he was under pressure right and he was
26:07a drug
26:07addict so made mistakes said some things I said some things too you know to mark you know after a
26:13glass
26:13subpoena grigio well listen like the old saying goes let he who has done it cast the first stone
26:19oh Jesus why I don't get this business why does everybody make excuses for that guy not making
26:26excuses I practically had to go into Al-Anon to deal with his bullshit we write that shit sitcom room
26:32and
26:32board ruins my career and in the meantime everybody can't wait to fucking work with him
26:38like I just I like I have no points on Nicky Nicky knack knack five seasons is an EP five
26:45wow and none
26:46oh this is the biggest fucking show on Nickelodeon in years it's not fair I have no points and he
26:52wins a big fat deal at HBO it's like what the fuck that big a deal come on what what
26:56are you doing
26:57what I got if you come in here one more time I'm gonna rip you in half well I am
27:00tired of waiting
27:01do you know how hot this fucking suit is you you're getting paid go I'm in a meeting
27:05fuck you fuck fuck you fuck you go go I'm in a fucking don't fucking push me go I want
27:12to be
27:13involved look you just knocked down the he knocked over I'll fix it I got it look oh yeah it's
27:19fixed
27:19don't worry I'm sorry don't stress yourself no don't worry about Jane we should go I don't know
27:35you're going to have a house in the Palisades so that's fun for us right Val I got the flowers
27:42oh
27:42good and I feel the exact same way let's just forget whatever that was in the trailer honestly I had
27:48a
27:48Turkish coffee at lunch and I thought it may be insane sure no got it yeah important thing is is
27:54you're back I am back oh this is Billy oh yeah you go ahead see you on this see you
28:00don't dark enough
28:03in here for you really otherwise I'm taking a turn for the worse Jane yeah it's kind of dark it's
28:09not
28:09gonna match what we were doing before HBO wants it that way they do they want it to look like
28:14we're
28:14shooting during a blackout they like this look they don't want it to look like we're shooting behind
28:23the scenes footage anymore I showed them some of the stuff that we were doing oh and they want
28:28to make it look like a real documentary really yeah they think that they yeah what is it they think
28:37that there's a real interesting angle about you and the obstacles that you're facing with this
28:43particular role about your career your family Wow that's great okay good but still I'm gonna need a
28:52a couple more lights here so that would be great I like it like this do you okay well that's
29:04great that
29:05you do I'm gonna need a few more lights if you want to continue with our little documentary okay
29:22good for you yeah well you know fool me once right Mickey oh look there's Liz just oh she's leaving
29:30okay okay Liz Liz oh okay Liz hi hi hi hi Valerie I'm sorry just hello yeah I just wanted
29:44to uh you know
29:45say just quick hello you know okay great yeah this is a nice car is it yours um no it's
29:53a rental is it
29:53okay that's nice you get that yeah did you remember Mickey right I'm not supposed to run yeah oh I
30:01paid
30:02him he doesn't have to is there something you needed uh I well just you know wanted to say it
30:09was so nice to
30:09meet you and I'm you know really looking forward to reading that article it was nice to meet you too
30:15yeah oh good good okay you know what I just have um thanks I just have one quick question um
30:23when you said
30:25that I was brave uh you know um is that because you meant the way I looked no no I
30:35meant you were so
30:36so emotionally raw people have never seen that side of you before it felt like you were exposing the
30:44inner part of yourself in a very surprising and compelling way surely you must have been aware of
30:52what you were doing sure yeah sure it's just you know usually brave you know that's he's that when an
31:01actress is you know playing a man or not wearing makeup or gained 50 pounds you know no no no
31:07that's
31:08not what I meant okay okay Valerie I think people are going to see you in a whole new light
31:13when this
31:14show premieres you do wow well I really have to go yeah oh sure doll yeah safe have a safe
31:26trip okay
31:30Jane Jane I'll do whatever you want okay oh there's Polly G he's not dead that's good
31:38um Val do you want to open your gift oh sure thank you I should it's open is it open
31:45I got bored I
31:47wanted to see who it was did you oh look at that did you see that oh my gosh it's
31:58a star Seth
31:59Rogan gave me a star he's saying I'm a star isn't that nice that's so pretty I love it
32:09it's a good day okay let's go all right okay let's do it the diva's back
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