00:00Peggy Diciotto
00:02It's me, Deadpool, at the headquarters of Marvel.
00:06It's right here in New York City.
00:09Wow! Courtesy would be nice.
00:13I'm talking about my video game coming out.
00:15It's called Deadpool The Game.
00:23Axel.
00:23Cool.
00:24You got a minute?
00:25Come on in.
00:26Great.
00:27You grew.
00:27Thank you.
00:28You've been working out or something, right?
00:29I've been putting in the time at the gym.
00:31You know how it is, man.
00:32Good to see you.
00:32Good to see you.
00:33You look good.
00:34You've got hairy.
00:36Yeah, I look a bit like a hippie these days.
00:39Yeah, I know.
00:40Get it together, Axel.
00:41What I really want to do is sit down with you.
00:43Have a little sesh.
00:45Just kind of hash out some things.
00:47Because you edit me, right?
00:49So you know me better than I know myself.
00:52Well, you're going through a bit of a change right now.
00:55Yeah, and I don't like change.
00:55Yeah, I know, I know.
00:57But change can be good.
00:58There's good stuff ahead for you.
00:59Have I ever let you down before?
01:01Well, not in terms of comic books.
01:03But there was that one time we didn't pick me up at the airport.
01:06Oh, I forgot about that.
01:08My bad, my bad.
01:09No excuse for that.
01:09I'm not going to make any excuses about it.
01:11Now, I wanted to pitch you a couple things.
01:15Maybe just run some things by you.
01:17A little spitball sesh.
01:18Deadpool wakes up.
01:20Woo!
01:21Somehow I get teleported to Planet of Amazonian Women.
01:28And the only way I can actually defeat her is by falling in love with her.
01:33And then we eventually, you know, it gets real explicit.
01:39And it turns out, it was all Wolverine's dream.
01:44And then he's screaming, oh no!
01:46No!
01:47No!
01:48Okay.
01:49Let me sleep on this.
01:50Okay.
01:50I think that maybe Dugan and Persane would be interested.
01:52I would be interested in sitting down with them.
01:55Or standing up with them.
01:55I think they'd be interested in sitting down with you.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Because he's a stand-up, Persane.
01:58Yes, you're right.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Well done.
02:01You know, I feel sometimes kind of like a puppet and you're the puppet master
02:04and I'm just being jerked around by your puppet strings.
02:07So if you could just, you know, less with the jerky, more with the worky.
02:12You know, get me in, get me paid, and get me laid.
02:15Just a little bit of advice from a friend.
02:17A little less coffee.
02:17Touch my coffee, man.
02:19I think you've had enough.
02:20I need my coffee.
02:22Gets me going.
02:23Stir it around.
02:24A little cheese in there.
02:25A little salsa.
02:28Taco coffee.
02:29All right, well, keep up the good work.
02:31All right, my friend.
02:31I'm going to take this for the road.
02:34Always a pleasure.
02:34Always a pleasure.
02:35Good seeing you, all right?
02:36Get some work done.
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