00:04It's me, Deadpool, at the headquarters of Marvel.
00:08It's right here in New York City.
00:09Get down in your hookah lounge with the rest of your hippie types.
00:13Listen to your grateful Deadpool and then just rock and roll.
00:16I'm talking about my video game coming out.
00:18It's called Deadpool, the game.
00:25Hello, I'm looking for the H.R. department.
00:27Hello, the H.R. department?
00:28Yes, H.R.
00:30Hi, I'm Mary Sprouse.
00:32Deadpool.
00:33Hi, nice to meet you.
00:34Very nice to meet you.
00:36Mary, I'm going to get straight to the point.
00:38Okay.
00:38I want a job here.
00:40Here's my curriculum veriti.
00:41Have a look.
00:42I think it's got everything you're looking for.
00:44This is a picture of you in a towel.
00:46This doesn't look like a resume to me.
00:49That's the resume.
00:49That's the CV.
00:50Okay.
00:51Why don't you look at it again?
00:53Okay, but it doesn't look like your skill set fully coincides with any openings we have here.
00:58We're a publisher.
01:00Would you like chocolate?
01:02Yes, I'll ask the questions around here.
01:04Okay.
01:06What do you have in terms of a position?
01:08Well, most of our jobs are corporate jobs.
01:11We have digital.
01:11We have editorial.
01:14We have accounting.
01:14I'm looking for CEO, CFO, something with a C and an O in it.
01:18Okay, so you're looking for a C level.
01:20We don't have any of those jobs available.
01:23I don't think we have anything for you.
01:24The way I look at it, I got a lot to offer.
01:26I can wear a towel.
01:27I know how to swim.
01:29I have swords and guns.
01:32I'm good with people.
01:33Okay, but our jobs, you need excel.
01:36You need skills.
01:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, I excel in a lot of different areas.
01:39But not that hard.
01:41I excel at deadpooling.
01:42Do you know what deadpooling is?
01:44I haven't heard of that one before.
01:46It's like where you lay down like this.
01:47Okay.
01:49Okay.
01:51Mary, is there anything I can do for you?
01:54Maybe.
01:55No.
01:57You deal with sexual harassment and stuff at each other, right?
01:59Yes, yes, I do.
02:02And I prevent that.
02:04We don't allow that here.
02:05Oh, I was misinformed.
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