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00:21Yes, it seems odd that I'm secretly burying something in a random field.
00:24All right, enough power!
00:34Here comes a rewind.
00:40Excitement overdrive, last game of the season, win and we get promoted.
00:44Hear me, we shall be winners!
00:46Out of the way, Chomps!
00:49You just got called Chomps by a guy with a metal detector!
00:52This is state-of-the-art, with precise positioning to locate buried treasures from the past.
00:57Shut up before anyone hears you!
00:59How dare you call us Chomps!
01:02Yeah, we're one game away from promotion!
01:04Slay!
01:05Bonafide, Hoofers!
01:07So no-one will ever call us Chomps ever again!
01:09Hey, Chomps!
01:10I suppose you heard we won our lead yesterday.
01:13So?
01:14We're gonna win ours too!
01:16Welcome to Aoife's Fantasyland.
01:19You won't win.
01:21Aha!
01:23Well, Aoife's Fantasyland also has a pool, and a multiplex, and the Vibers are gonna get promoted!
01:29Wait, that's Aoife's Realityland!
01:31You know what I mean.
01:33We will win!
01:35I find a simple grinning approach the most methodical.
01:39Oh, can he even hear himself?
01:41Cringe.
01:42And he has headphone hair.
01:43Not long before I make a find that will put me in the history books.
01:47You said we get rich doing this.
01:50Let's bail.
01:50For lo, he did scour the fields of Midvale.
01:54And many treasures did he unearth to great acclaim.
01:58And they did call him Connor.
02:04Finder of...
02:11Rusty Screws.
02:16OK.
02:17We need to be the chasers.
02:19Jim, what you got?
02:21Right.
02:22I've been watching vids on the chasers, doing vital research.
02:25Well done.
02:25They're unbeatable.
02:26Great.
02:27So positive.
02:28I am positive.
02:30That we'll lose.
02:31You're our coach.
02:32You must have some kind of strategy.
02:34I do.
02:42We say we can't play because we got caught up in a bank heist.
02:52We don't need this.
02:54We can win.
02:55We just need to train hard and stay focused.
02:58Well then someone better not get distracted or annoyed.
03:02OK.
03:07I promise literally nothing will make me distracted or annoyed.
03:13So distracted and annoyed.
03:15And needs to match prep and can't concentrate with the stench.
03:20This is history.
03:21Breathe in the aroma of bygone kings and queens.
03:24What?
03:25And bygone sheep and cow poo.
03:27And half a toilet seat.
03:30Bit of persistence.
03:32And anti-back.
03:34I'm sure Connor could find the other half.
03:37He could end up being a local hero.
03:40Ah, here it is.
03:42So good the vipers have we got promoted.
03:44The vipers.
03:45Zero chance.
03:46I am on my best behaviour.
03:48I will not rise to the bait.
03:52Delusional losers.
03:54Delusers.
03:59We'll see who the real deluser is.
04:03Oh, what's going to be Connor's next find?
04:05Huh?
04:08An 100% authentic rare Roman coin.
04:14Made in China.
04:26Yeah, I probably should be training with the vipers.
04:28But I snuck out for a sec to honour our local hero.
04:36What are you doing, chumpy?
04:38Just a jog before my must-win match.
04:41Had a lovely chat with a little old lady who was walking her dog.
04:45She said something about a Roman settlement here.
04:49And then...
04:50Wait, stop.
04:51Tell me more.
04:53She had a Bichon freeze?
04:55No, I mean, I've never heard there was a Roman settlement in Midvale.
04:58She said it was here.
05:01Yeah.
05:03But history was never your strongest subject.
05:06Says the person who thought Plato invented modelling clay.
05:10You'll never find anything.
05:14Stand aside, sad sack.
05:19Excellent. That's three more training sessions we've found.
05:22If we keep this up, vipers, promotion.
05:25Tick!
05:25You've actually managed to stay focused.
05:28Are you working?
05:29Trust me.
05:31This match, that's all I've been thinking about.
05:36Behold, I have hit the jackpot.
05:43Not the reaction I was expecting.
05:45Tell us about your amazing find.
05:48Said nobody ever.
05:51Yeah, detecting is lame.
05:53This could be worth millions.
05:56And also, well interesting, so, um...
05:59How do we get the cash?
06:01We?
06:02Exactly.
06:03All those hours searching, now we have this amazing find.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:08You found an 100% authentic coin.
06:11You should tell Holt.
06:12You think?
06:13Yeah.
06:14He'll probably have a big hero's reception.
06:17Just for you.
06:18And the whole school will be there worshipping you all.
06:22We might even get a day off!
06:25What? That is so funny.
06:27The coin. It's legit fake.
06:30How do you know?
06:31I planted it.
06:32Best prank ever!
06:36This is exactly the kind of distraction we warned you about.
06:39It's just a joke.
06:40Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?
06:45It won't dig itself!
06:48Buffoons!
06:49I'm surrounded by buffoons!
06:55I need a wet wipe!
06:56Ifa, this is not good.
07:00It won't affect our match prep.
07:03Now, let's get our run in.
07:05You!
07:06Have those children removed and or tased?
07:10This is a restricted area!
07:14I mean, a little tasing will be fine.
07:17Get a move on!
07:19Tasing children is not fine.
07:22Chill!
07:23The dig will be outside!
07:25I'll see you never dig again!
07:27It's not like they'll be taking over the school!
07:31Move along!
07:33History has claimed this domain!
07:35Just a swift name and all your culture of walls!
07:39You heard the man!
07:40He's an archaeologist!
07:41Damn it!
07:41Clear the area!
07:43Excellent marshalling!
07:44A pleasure.
07:45Dr. Ford, I presume.
07:46I'm Mr. Holt, headmaster of Midvale.
07:48Midvale?
07:49The school we're standing in.
07:50This is a school.
07:52Some sort of detention centre!
07:56Very nice of you to say.
07:58Big fan, by the way.
07:59Your work at Rutland was seminal.
08:02Well, a team effort.
08:03Yes, I did a lot of heavy lifting.
08:06I've just ordered rather an expensive Roman coin collection myself, awaiting delivery.
08:12Magnificous!
08:13Let me know what it gets, sir.
08:14I'll sign it.
08:15No charge.
08:16Gosh!
08:17Thanks!
08:17I've always wanted to do what you do.
08:19So important.
08:20Yeah.
08:20But not for the faint-hearted.
08:24The heat.
08:25The dust.
08:27The snakes.
08:29Airport security kills.
08:32Joking!
08:33We're always trouble, premium.
08:37Hilarious Maximus.
08:39That is I.
08:41The eminent Dr. Ford, of all people.
08:44It says here he used messages from his dreams to make his discoveries.
08:47A maverick that gets things done his way.
08:51Sounds familiar?
08:53Look, if we want to get a cut of the cashola, we need to look the power.
09:02And all this happened because of my mind.
09:03Because of my find?
09:04What? Your find?
09:06Well, you've got a big dig to get to, and I've got these inmates to deal with.
09:11Hard labour always works back in the day.
09:13But the public flogging is always good to fall back on.
09:16Glorious times.
09:18Shoo!
09:20Shoo!
09:23I found that coin.
09:25Yes.
09:25On school premises.
09:27Therefore, legally, I get credit for it.
09:29Well, we've got hats.
09:31Which I should be confiscating.
09:38Yfa, this has gone too far.
09:41I know, but training for our match is way more important.
09:45Period.
09:46I'll fix it after.
09:48Everything'll be okay.
09:53Oh no.
10:00You can't close the gym.
10:02Of course I can.
10:03It's the ideal spot for work quarters.
10:06Perfect and...
10:07Work? There's a bed over there.
10:10We have a must-win match coming up.
10:13Whose idea was the bed?
10:16Brilliant.
10:17That's mine.
10:20I may have drooled slightly.
10:22Um, just turn the pillow over.
10:25So we have to miss a vital training session,
10:29just so you can have a nap?
10:30Not a nap.
10:33In deep meditation, I traverse oceans of time
10:37and I embrace the shadows of the past.
10:41Er, what?
10:43He dreams of his past lives and makes his discoveries.
10:46Yes.
10:46I dreamt of Midas Avalos in all its glory.
10:52What?
10:53And then I saw it now.
10:56Right?
10:57As discussed, the gym is closed.
11:00Now, XI!
11:02You!
11:03Get me a new pillow.
11:08Wait!
11:09So now we have nowhere to train for our most important match of the season?
11:13Aoife, you need to fess up.
11:15OK, I'll do it now.
11:19Mike's so touchy.
11:20A full-scale dig at my school.
11:23Marvellous.
11:2412-year-old Mr Holt would be elated.
11:27What about you?
11:28Hm.
11:2812-year-old Jimmy would be outside playing footy on the pitches
11:31if they weren't closed.
11:32Right.
11:33On up.
11:34Suffer a teeny detention.
11:36Win the match.
11:38And then hopefully everyone will stop shouting at me.
11:41If anyone took this joy from me now,
11:43there would be actual hell to pay.
11:46Fiery, grizzly hell.
11:48I would take everything they love away from them
11:51and then just laugh.
11:53Evilly.
11:55It's our new plan.
11:56Say nothing and make a new new plan.
12:01OK, if I come clean, Holt will take away everything I love.
12:04Kittens!
12:05Obviously, but mostly basketball.
12:07And then we won't get promoted.
12:08So, new new plan.
12:09Keep quiet and train wherever, whenever we can.
12:12Er, slight health and safety issue.
12:14Training near a dig site.
12:15Duh.
12:16Everywhere else is closed.
12:17We'll just have to be super careful.
12:19What is there?
12:23And this is the brush I used at Rathland.
12:28Sable bristled.
12:30Can I hold it?
12:31No.
12:32Can't be touched by human hands.
12:34Except for mine.
12:35Yes, no, I knew that.
12:37Look at Holt.
12:38That's my hat.
12:39And Ford is so full of himself.
12:42I can show you this humdinger.
12:46Second century.
12:47Found it in Newstead.
12:49Are you even allowed to have that?
12:51I can do whatever I want on my digs.
12:55Including choosing my own team.
12:58Really?
12:59Do you think you could get me in?
13:00I've got my own travel.
13:01Perhaps.
13:02It could get rough.
13:05Six straight months in the Bahamas.
13:07I've got some holidays saved.
13:09Ooh.
13:10Keep digging!
13:12I say we go over there, take the hat and make Holt talk.
13:17No, it's too heavy-handed.
13:18We just have to appeal to his conscience.
13:22Holt's my uncle.
13:23I know he doesn't have a conscience.
13:25He once claimed he made Christmas dinner, including trifle, for our whole family.
13:29This is chocolate, Mrs Reynolds.
13:31I specifically asked for sherry trifle.
13:34Turns out, it was made by the old lady next door.
13:38Right, we need to start a campaign.
13:40Truth detectors for the truth.
13:44So, apparently, training next to heavy machinery is quite dangerous.
13:48Who knew?
13:49Solution?
13:50We train here instead.
13:51Hardly anyone uses it, so...
13:55Oh, sorry.
13:57The court's taken.
13:58Bye.
13:59You don't need both baskets.
14:01Actually, we do.
14:03For our jackets.
14:04There's only one way to fix it.
14:06Match.
14:07Win against dibs?
14:09Yeah.
14:09Losers back off.
14:13But you already are losers.
14:16You won't be saying that when we beat the chasers and get promoted.
14:19Well, I will.
14:20Because you won't.
14:21You're only saying that because you don't want to play with us.
14:23Because, you know, we're better than you.
14:25Fine.
14:25Let's settle this now.
14:36Yeah!
14:37Yeah!
14:38Yeah!
15:03Justice for Connor.
15:04And that's me, by the way.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Give him justice.
15:09You really think all this is going to work?
15:11Um...
15:12Seemed to have forgotten that I was the one that found that coin in the first place.
15:15There is no way Holt will get forward past me without me noticing.
15:18Let me take you inside for some luncheon.
15:21Not with my eagle eyes.
15:28So much for your eagle eye.
15:30And it appears I may have underestimated Holt's stealth tactics.
15:34So we were all these geeks, so there's no payday?
15:36Told you.
15:37May as well give up.
15:39At least I can fall back on my modelling career.
15:42No.
15:43We still have one more card to play.
15:46We call in the one who can make even Nero quiver in fear.
15:49Blackjack?
15:50Made them myself.
15:51No thanks.
15:52More of a cookie man.
15:56But if you made them.
16:09But if you made them...
16:12Come out!
16:21They're really good.
16:23Annoyingly.
16:24So are we.
16:25So let's stop toying with the Cobras and just smash them.
16:29And then we can focus on beating the chasers.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Remember why we're here?
16:34Because you planted a fake coin.
16:36Yes.
16:37But...
16:38No!
16:38Promotion!
16:39Let's win this.
16:55Time out.
16:57Time out.
16:58Yes!
16:59Come on!
17:01Snaking our way back in front.
17:03Go Vipers!
17:05So now I've totally made up for my Roman coin prank.
17:09You still shut down the gym.
17:11Yeah.
17:12But look at us now.
17:13Result!
17:14Woo!
17:20Maybe we can keep this between us.
17:25It's a fake.
17:27Saw ya.
17:28Thanks, Jessica.
17:30I booked a ticket to the Bahamas.
17:32I bought a floral print shirt.
17:34You can still pull it off.
17:36Some fake tan and it's a sleigh.
17:38I dug up half the field.
17:40All because of Aoife's prank.
17:43Oh, right.
17:44Well, I'm Aoife everything.
17:45You should make an example of her.
17:47Cancel their last match and tell everyone.
17:49No!
17:54Mention this to anyone and I will hunt you down.
17:58I have to cancel Auntie's Roadshow.
17:59I was finally going to meet Fiona Bruce.
18:02Play the game if you want, but just get out of my sight.
18:08Calm.
18:09Remain calm.
18:11Just go inside and think of a solution.
18:14Any second now.
18:16Take a deep breath and...
18:21Help me, please.
18:25Anything?
18:30Mr. Halt.
18:32What now?
18:34Connor found that coin and I insist
18:37he gets recognition for it.
18:39Yes, that's true.
18:41Connor was the one who found it.
18:44He was completely responsible for all of this.
18:47Yes.
18:48Yes!
18:49Yes!
18:49I will give you full credit for everything.
18:57And that's how it's done.
19:01Back in the night.
19:04Yes.
19:12For the first time in my life, I'm riding high.
19:16Dizzying.
19:17This is amazing.
19:18After years of not manifesting.
19:20We're rich!
19:22And what's going on?
19:24Mum got Halt to admit the whole dig was down to me.
19:29Stop, Salad.
19:30This calls for something deep fried.
19:33Let's get a takeaway.
19:33And you should book that holiday.
19:36I quite fancy a Cicely, Mama.
19:38Yes.
19:39I mean, si.
19:40Ciao, Italia.
19:43Maybe we should wait a bit and stop with the silly accent.
19:47Why wait, signorina.
19:48After dinner, I am a-calling the national paper.
19:52Okay, round up.
19:54First, the Vipers were like, big match coming up.
19:56We're one game away from promotion.
19:58No distractions.
19:59100% authentic rare Roman coin.
20:03But then my prank got a smidge out of hand.
20:05This is a restricted area.
20:08And ruined spot for everyone.
20:10Laugh!
20:11Eva!
20:12Including the Vipers.
20:13We have nowhere to train for our most important match of the season.
20:16Oh, no.
20:17And Jessica blabbed.
20:18It's a fake.
20:19And now Halt blames Connor.
20:21Connor was the one who found it.
20:22Mum got Halt to admit the whole dig was down to me.
20:25So Mum's like,
20:25Ciao, Italia.
20:27Quite fancy a Cicely, Mama.
20:28If I play the match and say nothing,
20:31then Connor gets the blame.
20:33So I feel mortal battle.
20:35So that's why I'm going to do this.
20:39I have something to tell you.
20:45So, you planted a fake coin.
20:48I'm really sorry.
20:50Wait.
20:50So Halt knew this and is going to let Connor take the blame?
20:56Right.
20:58The nerve.
20:59Letting my son take the blame for your mistake.
21:03Swanning around in your little history bubble.
21:07Well, it's about to burst, mister.
21:09Let him have it.
21:11Yes, queen.
21:14Now, you better sort this.
21:17Fine.
21:17I'll go and admit to everything.
21:19But I'm taking Aoife down with me so you can kiss goodbye to basketball.
21:23Disaster.
21:24Come on, Brian.
21:25Think.
21:26We just need to get the entire dig away from the school without Dr. Ford finding out the truth.
21:32Simples.
21:33Ooh, amazing idea.
21:34How?
21:35Delivery for Mr. Halt.
21:38Ah, my Roman coins.
21:41Take a look.
21:42Now, these are authentic.
21:44I know.
21:45We should just plant those coins in a different field to let them away.
21:49Maybe if I pull this off, he might actually let me play in the game.
21:53That is the most ridiculous, outlandish plan I have ever.
21:57If you pull this off, I'll let you play the match.
22:10And that brings us back here.
22:13See, I told you this would be easy.
22:16You still have to get Ford to leave the school and move the dig here before we can play the
22:19match.
22:19Yeah, the nightmare's not over.
22:22Nightmare?
22:23That's it.
22:25I know exactly what to do.
22:32Any fines yet?
22:35Just half a toilet seat, sir.
22:38Right.
22:40Time to go to work.
22:52What now, servants?
22:58Emperor Caligula.
23:00You mean clangular?
23:01She means Caligula.
23:03Whatevs.
23:04You may speak.
23:05Speak.
23:07There are special coins that are worth a lot of cash that you told us to hide from those, uh,
23:14bad guys.
23:20Well, we didn't bury those very valuable coins in the field outside of school.
23:26We actually went way over the other side of town instead.
23:34So, not in Midas Thales?
23:37No.
23:37Near the super save.
23:40Oh, I mean the Roman marketplace.
23:42Cool.
23:45Cool.
23:46Now where are my snacks?
23:54We're digging in the wrong place!
24:02Right! Fire up the diggers!
24:05We're moving!
24:08Yes, yes!
24:14I've printed off my resume.
24:17And I bought you a hip flask.
24:20I'll call you.
24:22Ready, mate, chariot!
24:23But you haven't got my number?
24:32They're going, so we can play.
24:34As long as I don't have to spend another picosecond in your company.
24:38Do what you like.
24:41OK, so I know we've not trained much,
24:43but we humbled the Cobras and we made the dig.
24:46So we're getting promoted.
24:48And nobody's standing in our way!
24:58Foul!
24:59Foul!
25:00This ref literally hates us!
25:02Come on, Eva!
25:04Two catch-up, Eva!
25:06Oh!
25:07Yeah!
25:08You're going to have an answer!
25:11Yes, you're going to have an answer!
25:28Foul!
25:28Can't wait round long enough!
25:30Come on, Eva!
25:31Foul!
25:31Foul, Vipers!
25:32Touch on!
25:34What?!
25:35Come on, Davos!
25:38Travelling!
25:39Time out!
25:44We'd be winning if it wasn't for him!
25:46The fact someone forgot to pack our boots doesn't help!
25:51Yeah.
25:53Sorry.
25:54But we are the better team!
25:56We're seconds away from a promotion!
25:58We need a two-pointer.
26:00I'll make the shot.
26:01Trust me.
26:02Go Vipers!
26:03Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25No basket.
26:26What?
26:27Time was up.
26:28Basket doesn't count.
26:29But it was just before the buzzer.
26:32Yeah, score's good!
26:34Final decision.
26:45This is so not fair.
26:47We have to say something.
26:48What's the point?
26:49Yeah, it's done.
26:51The ref had it in for us.
26:52Is this all over?
26:53Forget it.
26:55I told you you could trust me.
26:56This is definitely not Eva's fantasy land.
26:59This sucks!
27:01Listen.
27:02Yes.
27:03They lost.
27:04Job done.
27:07Wait.
27:09What?
27:11What?
27:21How are you?
27:30Check out the new book card.
27:31What's the name?
27:32What are you doing?
27:37What?
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