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00:00Oh
00:30Code one security breach!
00:31Ah!
00:32Diva!
00:33What are you doing?
00:34So you might be wondering why I'm on the floor in a prom dress,
00:38getting absolutely socked.
00:41Cue the rewind.
00:43So we missed out on a promotion because of a dodgy ref.
00:48Foul. Foul.
00:50No basket.
00:52So that's why I'm going to do this.
00:56Sir, I'd like to make an official complaint about the ref
00:59from our last match.
01:00He had it in for us!
01:01Mmm.
01:02And do you have proof of this?
01:03Camera footage?
01:04Witness testimony?
01:05Sniffer dogs?
01:06No.
01:07Phew!
01:08That's that then.
01:08End of season.
01:09Praise be.
01:10We do have one last tiresome problem
01:12before I can actually get to concentrate on something important
01:15like the school dance.
01:16We won our league and got promoted to yours.
01:20Yeah.
01:20So?
01:21So the rule states that a school can only have one team per league.
01:25You are both now in the same league,
01:27which means by the end of the week I have to decide which team stays
01:31and which one doesn't.
01:33But what will happen to the team that doesn't get picked?
01:36Well, nothing dramatic.
01:36They'll just disband.
01:39One team is quite enough.
01:41The Vipers were here first!
01:42Cobras won the league!
01:44Oh!
01:45I have got enough torture with the school dance coming up.
01:48Maybe for once think, how can I give back to the school?
01:50Instead of constantly take, take, take.
01:53I will take that, I will take that, and I will take that.
01:56Inferior boy band.
01:58The end of the Vipers.
02:01Can't wait.
02:04The Vipers could cease to exist.
02:07Hold me.
02:15Okay, team talk.
02:17The ref still hasn't been brought to justice.
02:19No.
02:20But no.
02:20But no!
02:21We covered this.
02:22We can't do anything about the ref.
02:24We need to focus on getting Holt to choose us.
02:27Holt wants us to give back.
02:28So let's do something givey-back-y-y.
02:31Not technically a word, but she's got a point.
02:34Do not say fashion show.
02:37Never mind.
02:39Let's keep thinking.
02:41But making Midvale a better place is just as easy as landing this hook shop in that bin.
03:02Okay, plan.
03:04Wow, Holt would submit.
03:05They are Shia.
03:06To demonstrate school spirit.
03:08So they have to pick up.
03:12I know what you're up to.
03:14And it's pathetic.
03:15Oh, yeah?
03:16What plan have you got, Hatchin?
03:18To make Holt pick you?
03:19Literally nothing.
03:20Face it.
03:21Your team's a joke.
03:22Ooh, we're Vipers and Holt besties.
03:25Actual bomb.
03:27Oi, oi.
03:27Anyone for tennis?
03:31And your coach doesn't have a clue about basketball.
03:34Maybe.
03:35But even he knows the Vipers deserve to represent Midvale.
03:39Stephen Hayes.
03:44I bet you've already got a plan all plotted out, haven't you?
03:50Please excuse Jessica early today because she has...
03:53The dentist.
03:55Oh.
03:55I don't need to do anything.
03:57You'll mess things up all by yourself.
04:00Ha!
04:01As it.
04:10School dance fundraiser.
04:12Enthusiasm is mandatory.
04:13Whoopie.
04:14Mm-hmm.
04:15We expected to dance.
04:18The clue is in the name.
04:20Dance.
04:21Yeah, I'm not coming.
04:22Well, I am.
04:23Just wait to see how the ladies react to my moves.
04:29Not again.
04:32You can't quit.
04:33You signed a binding contract.
04:36Rachel from the dance committee.
04:37Fifth person to drop out this week.
04:39Phew.
04:40Crisis averted.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Only a complete idiot would sign up to the dance committee.
04:47I signed the Vipers up for dance committee.
04:50Give me one good reason why I should entrust this massively important fundraising event to you.
04:55Well, no-one else will touch it.
04:57Plus, it'll be a great chance to see how Gibby the Vipers truly are.
05:01A failed dance equals moaning parents equals my living nightmare.
05:06Ruin this at your peril.
05:10Well, he's obviously delighted.
05:12And the Vipers will be thrilled.
05:16We've entered actual hell.
05:18There's a reason why everyone quits.
05:20It's a poison chalice.
05:22Yeah.
05:22You can never please anyone, no matter what you do.
05:24Aha!
05:25That's where the clever is.
05:27Because if we pull this off, we'll be heroes.
05:29And Holt will be like, the Vipers can represent Midvale.
05:33And the Cobras can wander into the desert for years.
05:38Wait!
05:39Cunning.
05:40So, we'll all have jobs.
05:42Zara, you'll be on account.
05:44Nyla, security.
05:46And Sha, decorations.
05:48And I've given myself the most importantest job of all.
05:52I've seen normal.
05:54Creating a killer dance launch.
05:57I remember my first school dance.
06:01My amazing dress.
06:03Alan Costello in a talks.
06:06Good times.
06:08What's up with Jim?
06:12Existential crisis.
06:14Nothing a bit of whale song won't sort.
06:18Mum's signature carrot cake.
06:20Especially for the tired dance helpers.
06:23Beavering away upstairs.
06:24Yeah, we're not going or helping.
06:27But I'll have two slices.
06:29Hang on.
06:30You mean you're not going?
06:31Something to reveal after we've got the cake.
06:34I'm going.
06:35Not only should you be going, you should be helpful and do a job.
06:41She's got a point.
06:44If we were busy, they wouldn't expect us to dance.
06:47Yeah, but busy doing what?
06:50What's she got?
06:51Kill the music, DJ.
06:55That's it?
06:57We'll be DJs.
06:59Yes!
07:00That is an awesome idea!
07:02Oh!
07:02There's a lot more to it than cool threads and saying wicked a lot.
07:06You need an image.
07:07We'll put our own spin on it.
07:10Get it?
07:12Never mind. Come on.
07:21So much for a killer dance launch.
07:26And who's been Bill Dan?
07:28It's Stance. We just couldn't afford a CRE.
07:31How am I going to put this launch into my design portfolio?
07:35This could ruin my career!
07:38Well, look at the bright side.
07:40There are no security issues.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Because nobody's here.
07:44What's the point?
07:46Where is everyone?
07:50We plant this tree in memory of the school cat, Jasper.
07:55Jasper!
07:56He's dead!
07:57I only just petted him this morning!
08:00That's because he's alive.
08:01He got adopted by Miss Dobbins two roads over.
08:04Aoife!
08:05Aoife, will you please show some respect?
08:07I'd like to thank the Cobras for giving back to the school.
08:11A lovely idea from a wonderful team.
08:13There's a full buffet inside.
08:15All welcome.
08:20I'd have thought you'd be too busy organizing the dance to Gatecrush a memorial.
08:24What a good start.
08:27Thought you had nothing planned?
08:29Just a small gesture to remind Holt how selfless we are.
08:33How did the launch go?
08:35Oh, dear.
08:36Never mind.
08:38If it's giving back Holt once, then we're going to give back even harder.
08:49What have you got on netball?
08:51I mean, three on three.
08:56Dum Dum's guide to three on three.
08:57No.
08:59Dum Dum's guide to basketball.
09:01No.
09:03Dum Dum's guide to sports that aren't football.
09:07That's the one.
09:12OK, so we know Holt is literally impossible to please,
09:16but he still loves the world's most environmentally conscious boy band,
09:21Boyosphere.
09:22So, I'll book a tribute act.
09:26But we still don't have a theme.
09:28I need inspo stacked.
09:30You know, I still have the dress I wore for my first dance.
09:33You could wear it if you want.
09:36No, thanks.
09:37We're just going to keep it more casual.
09:40It's not casual.
09:42It's a memory I'll treasure as your mum,
09:45seeing you becoming a beautiful young lady.
09:48Oh.
09:52Please, not the blubbing.
09:56Mum, but I get it.
09:58It's OK.
09:59Yeah, it's fine.
10:00It's fine.
10:01You don't have to wear my special dress.
10:03It doesn't matter.
10:07Mum, of course.
10:09I'd love to wear your...
10:15Special...dress.
10:18My eyes!
10:20Yes!
10:20I'll get my make-up case.
10:23Vintage prom theme.
10:24Girls in sophisticated dresses and boys in tuxes.
10:28Sophisticated.
10:29Looks like a birthday cake.
10:30I vote vintage prom theme.
10:32I just want to see you for in that dress.
10:33Second.
10:33Fine, but I'm changing right before I go in.
10:36She'll never know.
10:38Best idea.
10:39I'm going to volunteer to chaperone at the dance.
10:42And I can see you in it all night.
10:45Oh!
10:51I apologise for what's about to happen.
10:55Yo, it's the Renegade Clankster.
10:58And the Connoisseur.
11:01Super cool DJs here to save the dance
11:03and wicka-wicka-wow.
11:05Mix it up.
11:07Band in.
11:09DJs.
11:09Out.
11:14If we're not DJs, then we're not going.
11:16Are you going to tell my mum that?
11:18Does it look like I have a death wish?
11:20Exactly. So we have to go.
11:22But everyone will be watching us.
11:24Nah.
11:25They'll be focusing on my mood.
11:29Yawn.
11:30Could you give us some lessons?
11:33Well...
11:34I've got Ashley Banjo later, but...
11:37I think I should be able to squeeze you in.
11:44Do we actually think he can dance?
12:04Any questions?
12:05Er...
12:06Have you ever...
12:09actually seen yourself dancing?
12:11Yeah.
12:12That's how a bus moves.
12:13Don't say bus moves, bro.
12:15Listen.
12:16You want to bust the dance?
12:17I just gave you the how-to.
12:19Oh.
12:23Ashley.
12:23Got to bounce.
12:27This is not good.
12:29I know.
12:30He is genuinely deluded.
12:31No.
12:32I mean...
12:34Who's going to teach us to dance now?
12:37We're doomed.
12:40I'm about to seal the deal for the Vipers to represent Midvale.
12:46See you later.
12:47See you later.
12:53Hello.
12:54Yes, I'd like to book one of your big tribute acts.
12:58For our excellent school dance.
13:02Yes.
13:04I'll hold.
13:06The dance will suck.
13:08Paul will pick the Cobras and it's bye-bye Vipies.
13:11Mm-hmm.
13:12Yeah.
13:12I'd like to book.
13:13But I just...
13:16What? The actual?
13:20No basket.
13:22What?
13:22Time was up.
13:23Basket doesn't count.
13:27The ref.
13:29It's with Jessica.
13:36I'm nearly sure it was him.
13:37The ref dropped Jessica off at school.
13:39Love this again.
13:40How would they even know each other?
13:42You could be hallucinating.
13:43I mean, some point today you thought those ribbons were a good look.
13:48Yikes.
13:50Being nearly sure about the ref is not enough, so we need to focus on the dance.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Let's crush her with dance.
13:57Activate.
13:58Speech mode.
13:59Print more posters.
14:00Order more sausage rolls.
14:01And environmentally friendly paper streamers.
14:04We are gonna be the team that wrecks Midvale.
14:08Woo!
14:13Tickets for the dance!
14:20Why can't everybody just dance as bad as us?
14:23Or as good as me.
14:24Bro, nobody dances like you.
14:27I know.
14:30If everyone danced like him, then we wouldn't have to worry.
14:34What if we make them dance, I bet?
14:39I inputted your excellent moves and...
14:43I'll add a few details to keep you anonymous.
14:47Immortalised in a mebe?
14:48About time.
14:50How do we make that cool?
14:51By doing nothing.
14:53Kids these days don't know what's cool until it goes viral.
14:56Now we just create mystique with a cool name.
14:59So, did anyone find out who he is?
15:02Who?
15:03Midvale Dan.
15:07Midvale Dan.
15:09Perfect.
15:09Now we just post it and let social media hysteria do the rest.
15:14Oh!
15:15You just stepped in the danger zone.
15:18Man, you should've slept, should've stayed at home.
15:21What are we gonna do?
15:22We're gonna break that.
15:23You better tell the competition they better not sleep.
15:26What are we gonna do?
15:27We're gonna break that.
15:45I know.
15:47Three on three.
15:50Show me.
15:59Well...
16:00You lost marks for saying that the three second room was when you dropped food on the kitchen floor.
16:06But...
16:08Yes!
16:09That's a slam duke!
16:10Gah, gah, skah!
16:16Fire!
16:17Killer!
16:18Slay!
16:23Not.
16:24A word.
16:27Girl of the ball.
16:30If Holt picks us then looking like a birthday cake will totally be worth it.
16:34Okay.
16:36So let's get this party started.
16:38In three.
16:40Two.
16:41One.
16:42Yeah!
16:44You look great.
16:47Oh!
16:50What are they wearing?
16:52That's not the theme.
16:53It's that stupid dance meme.
16:56Ugh!
16:57Connor!
17:05Mission success.
17:07Mid-Bail Down has penetrated the school psyche.
17:09We are legit influencers now.
17:12Awesome!
17:13But when are we gonna tell everyone that they're my moves?
17:16The right moment will present itself.
17:19And then we soak up all the fame.
17:25There she is.
17:27Barely keeping it together.
17:31Half the school is dressed like some lame meme.
17:34Actually.
17:35I have everything under control.
17:38The cute animal society brought a donkey.
17:40Now they want carrots.
17:43I came prepared.
17:46The sausage rolls.
17:48I accidentally ordered.
17:50Vegan.
17:51Supply extra condiments.
17:53No one will notice.
17:54Roger.
17:56Copy that.
17:58There's a security breach on the west side.
18:01Kids trying to get in for free.
18:04Lock and load.
18:07Well this is all surprisingly not terrible.
18:11Sausage rolls are good.
18:12I think you'll like this next surprise sir.
18:14Just for you.
18:16Boyosphere are heading to the stage.
18:19Wait really?
18:20An evening with Boyosphere?
18:22Actual OMG.
18:23Allow me fail!
18:28What the?
18:29What the?
18:31Strange.
18:32When did Boyosphere go all death metal?
18:35They didn't.
18:36Welcome to hell!
18:38Yeah!
18:46So it turns out, whilst I was being distracted by Jessica, I'd like to book Boyosphere, what the actual?
18:56Instead of booking Boyosphere, I actually booked Boyosphere.
19:01But, I've had a mature chat with the band.
19:05Please!
19:06Just play some Boyosphere.
19:08Please.
19:12Please?
19:13I've been hiding here ever since.
19:15I'm too afraid to look!
19:18We've been looking for you!
19:19Yeah! What's up?
19:21Isn't it obvious?
19:22No way Holt chews us now!
19:24It's a mess!
19:26No.
19:27It's going good!
19:28Come and see!
19:31Holt totally adored the band!
19:33They're best buddies now!
19:36Turns out, they're actually pretty good at playing Boyosphere.
19:39I absolutely loved your version of solar paneled heart.
19:43Aww!
19:44It's a total success!
19:46Go Vipers!
19:47This goes well for the Vipers rep in Midvale.
19:50Woo!
19:51Woo!
19:56This is amazing!
19:57The Vipers are about to finish another school year on a total high!
20:01And...
20:02Wait a minute.
20:03That's him!
20:05That's that ref!
20:08We're never gonna stop, cause we never get enough
20:11To burn till we're out of time
20:13And when we get to the air, we're gonna do it again
20:17Tonight is when we get to the light
20:21Code 1 security breach!
20:23Vipers!
20:24Vipers!
20:24What are you doing?
20:27And that's where we came in
20:30Tell me you saw that guy just there
20:32No
20:33Oh, unless you mean Jessica's uncle
20:36Yeah, he just dropped off her phone
20:38She forgot it
20:39Wait, that's Jessica's uncle?
20:40Yeah
20:41Well, you've probably seen him before
20:42He rest basketball too
20:44What?
20:46So I was right
20:48The ref is Jessica's uncle
20:50That's why we lost our last game
20:51The Cobra's cheated!
20:53And I want everyone to know
20:57Good evening, students
20:59First, I'd like to thank you all for coming
21:01After a lot of effort from the Vipers
21:04And a very pleasant evening
21:06Big shout out to boys of fear
21:08Yeah
21:13Vipers!
21:15He's about to announce who reps mid-bill
21:17And who ceases to exist
21:18I literally can't handle the tension
21:21Please be us
21:22I've just discovered Jessica's uncle is the ref
21:25She cheated!
21:26What?
21:27Seriously?
21:29I'm telling Hull
21:30Now
21:31What?
21:32No, no
21:33Hull hates when you do things like this
21:35Don't rock the boat
21:37Hold it!
21:39Okay, so time for a big recap
21:41It all started when the Cobras were like
21:43Mid-bill Cobras will easily get promoted to League 2
21:46Then
21:46We're coming for you Vipers
21:48They played really well all season
21:50We won our league yesterday
21:52So?
21:52We're going to announce too
21:53But we didn't
21:55Time was up, basket doesn't count
21:57We were robbed by a dodgy ref
21:59But it was just before the buzz up
22:01Final decision
22:02Now we're both in the same league
22:04Hull has a big decision to make
22:07A school can only have one team per league
22:09And it's not looking good for the Vipers
22:12The end of the Vipers
22:13It's all Jessica's fault
22:15Can't wait
22:16The Vipers could cease to exist
22:18It's just not right
22:19Justice must be done
22:21That's why I'm going to do this
22:23I have decided
22:24Wait
22:25That the team to represent Mid-bill
22:27Is
22:27Wait!
22:30Oh, what now?
22:31Jessica got the ref to cheat
22:32Oh, for the love of
22:34Why on earth would he agree to that?
22:38Because he's her uncle
22:41Is this true?
22:43Is Aoife right about something?
22:46So what if she is?
22:47You know how annoying the Vipers are?
22:49I mean that is true
22:53We're the better team anyway
22:56The Vipers are done
22:59We're besties
23:00We're never done
23:02It's not all about
23:03Being besties
23:04Just because all you have is clans
23:07It's about winning
23:09And we did
23:10True, Cobras are better
23:11But you also cheated
23:12So, I'm picking
23:13You think they're better than us?
23:14Does it matter?
23:15Of course it matters
23:17Right
23:17We'll prove that
23:18Unlike Cobras
23:19We're besties
23:20And we're the best
23:22Match!
23:23Winner represents Mid-bill
23:24Right here
23:26Right now
23:27It's a dance
23:29It's a court
23:31Are you actually that stupid, Mipha?
23:33We'll win
23:34Let's see then
23:35Winner represents Mid-bill
23:37Agreed
23:38But you have to wait until I finish my speech
23:42And that is the end of my speech
23:46Game on
24:01Wait, who's gonna rest?
24:03We need someone who's fair
24:04Me!
24:05I'll do it
24:07Hand me that whistle
24:09You know three by three
24:12WHISTLE
24:13WHISTLE
24:13WHISTLE
24:14That's one minute
24:16WHISTLE
24:21Let's get some pass and move going
24:22Nyla, set a ball screen for Aoife for an easy first bucket
24:27And watch Clone 3
24:30She's a lefty
24:31Right, time to serve justice with a side help and a viper venom
24:36I had that line prepared
24:39Hands in
24:39For the last time this season
24:41Maybe
24:42Last time
24:43For stuff
24:45No, vipers forever
24:47We got this
24:48One, two, three, vipers!
24:58Vipers!
25:11I'm going to enjoy ending you vipers
25:13And I'm gonna enjoy ending that smug look on your face
25:17Bad
25:18Balls line!
25:20Yeah!
25:25Good!
25:29High
25:29High
25:33High
25:34High
25:34High
25:34High
25:34High
25:34High
25:34High
25:54We need this! The next point wins!
25:59Try the hook shot!
26:21Let justice be served! I had that line prepared too!
26:24I said! I said! I said! I said! I said! I said! I said!
26:31Woo!
26:42Come on!
26:44Welcome to the stage, Mid-Mail Dance, a.k.a. Ben!
26:56Come on, Jess, join in!
27:11The Vibers have won, and the dancers are hit, and I'm on top of the world!
27:27I am gonna...
27:29If we are headed, And while you are headed,
27:30You too...
27:34Come home!
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