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00:04so here's the first thing you should know about me I never stole from just
00:08anyone I had rules rule number one they had to be rich like they could spare a
00:15few quid rule number two they had to be alone no witnesses oh definitely no one
00:23with kids normally I wouldn't have picked an old man to be honest but what
00:29can I say we were hungry and he was the perfect mark posh alone distracted oh
00:42wow sorry sir should look where I'm going let me help you oh I think not
00:52it was too easy
00:59I guess I should have known look I know coppers have a dodgy rep these days but
01:06you seem like one of the good ones so I was thinking we could just all call this
01:10an honest mistake I'm arresting you for theft you do not have to say wait there's
01:17actually one tiny little thing that I would like to say
01:23wait
01:24get back here
01:29wait get back here
01:33stop right there
01:34stop right there
01:39stop right there
01:40we are
01:40stop
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01:48sorry
02:17I can't believe you want
02:1940 this time honestly even scratch cards. What's your secret? You guess I was just born lucky
02:28Someday soon we're gonna eat like this every night not every night
02:33We're gonna live in a caravan by the sea you have to clean for those stupid mercies
02:39I'm gonna give you the life you deserve
02:43I swear
02:47What are you up to?
02:49Trust against the world right grandma? Always
02:57What is it wrong?
02:58My coin my lucky coin
03:26We can retrace our stout
03:31No, I'll turn up
03:54Where am I?
03:55What is it?
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07:20It's a maze
07:21This whole woods a maze
07:23Yeah right, it took some maze
07:25It's not a trap
07:28It's a test
07:30Come on
07:31I know where to go
07:45Nooo
07:45Woo
07:46Level one complete
07:48Power up
07:49Sorry, how exactly did you do that?
07:52Ha, I'm not confused
08:00Where place to put a statue?
08:02Ezekiel Lockett
08:031781 to 1857
08:07What's up with Ezekiel?
08:11We have help here?
08:12We have help here?
08:26Wanna hear a joke?
08:27How many kids does it take to open a door?
08:30One to pick the lock
08:31And the other three to stand around like morons
08:34You're the one that brought us here
08:36Clearly not dude
08:37I'm in the same kayak as you
08:38Word to the wise
08:45Followed you since the station
08:4812.3 miles
08:50We were being followed
08:51Knew it
08:53Why not show your face till now?
08:55I assumed
08:55This was a trap
08:57And you would all die horribly
09:04Nope
09:06It's a decoy
09:08We're locked
09:09We're locked must be hidden
09:17Metal blood
09:19Why is he pointing out the wall?
09:21Not as dumb as you look
09:29Oh, duh
09:30Totally different colour
09:31Oh, duh
09:37Watch and learn suckers
10:03Hey!
10:03I'm awake!
10:04I'm awake!
10:05I'm awake!
10:05I'm awake!
10:05I'm awake!
10:08Head rush
10:11Hang on
10:1340s
10:15Together already?
10:16I wasn't expecting you for hours
10:18Right then
10:19Give us a hand, would you?
10:21Yeah, right
10:22We'll just get on some random boat
10:24Weird looking stranger
10:26Maybe start with who you are
10:28And why we're here
10:30First one's easy
10:32I'm Mickey
10:33But I'm not at liberty to tell you the rest
10:36Just supposed to ferry folk to the island
10:39What's on the island?
10:41Your future
10:49But where we were going
10:50Wasn't just our future
10:54We were heading for a whole new world
10:57A million miles from the one we knew
11:00A world I'd never have believed even existed
11:06Until I saw it
11:07With my own two eyes
11:12Welcome to Crookhaven
11:27Right, you lot can't be surrender all electric devices
11:30Be like cutting my arm off
11:31Really? That can be a rain sun
11:38Give me eight
11:39Dude, it's a camera
11:42I'm not gonna make any calls on it
11:44Right, look lively
11:45Come along, keep it moving
11:48Let's go
12:08This is like some kind of swanky mansion
12:10But why did Bokeye say it's our future?
12:13Guessing it's not a luxury hotel
12:16No one else getting major prison vibes?
12:19Now I am
12:32Right, Al
12:33Horace
12:34Get this on charge
12:35Yes, sir
12:36Let the gaffer know
12:37We have all four of these guests
12:40They'll be
12:47Just stand about catching flies
12:49Come on
12:50Can you trot?
13:06Don't touch her.
13:09Look what just crawled in.
13:11Mary, it's got to be.
13:13They reek of it.
13:15We should make him feel at home.
13:24The motive governs the means.
13:27Yeah, it's our credo.
13:30Sorry, this must all seem very confusing.
13:32Overwhelming.
13:33But come.
13:35We'll explain everything.
13:38So this is a school.
13:40Crookhaven's not just a school.
13:42It's the world's oldest academy for crooks.
13:44And the most exclusive.
13:46In theory.
13:48All crooklings must register within five minutes or will assume you're a hostile internet world.
13:53How does this make sense?
13:54I mean, they get us here by threatening to grasp this to the cops.
13:58And now they want to teach us to be criminals.
13:59Not criminals.
14:02Crooks.
14:03That's the whole point.
14:04We only use our skills to do right.
14:06How do I put this in a way that even a merit can understand?
14:09Criminals, baddies, us, goodies.
14:12What's a merit?
14:15Thank you, Edgar.
14:17We'll take it from here.
14:19My pleasure, Whisper.
14:20And Miss Jericho.
14:21Always happy to help.
14:23See you later.
14:23All deception classes are cancelled.
14:26With me?
14:27All of them.
14:27This way.
14:28Hold on.
14:29Wait a second.
14:30What do you call Whisper?
14:31Whisper Whisper?
14:32We got hacked by a Whisper.
14:34Ain't no other.
14:36For my sins, I teach cyber intrusion.
14:39I teach infiltration.
14:41Sorry, just to be clear.
14:43So you use your skills to do right.
14:46Does that mean you work for, like, the government?
14:48It's a complex symbiosis.
14:51Officially, we don't exist.
14:54Unofficially, we've been vital to global security for almost 200 years.
15:00Come.
15:06And we're just entering the fifth dimension.
15:08For twins to octuplets, bro.
15:10More like Quintinian nerds.
15:11Bad enough seeing you guys in one mirror.
15:13This is my own personal hell.
15:16What is this?
15:17We call it the Specularium.
15:22It's a shortcut and an escape route and a vital training course to hone your spatial orientation.
15:33An elite crook needs all six senses to be on point.
15:37Why do you need an escape route?
15:38Why wouldn't we?
15:40I still don't get why we're here.
15:42Why us?
15:43The Crooked Complex keeps constant lookout for fresh blood.
15:49The four of you were handpicked out of thousands for your skills.
15:54Crucially, you guys only ever steal for the right reasons.
16:00This way, time to meet the big guy.
16:10My apologies.
16:11I had hoped to welcome you in person, but you completed your tasks far sooner than expected.
16:18Caspian Lockett, your new headmaster, and of course I know fine well who you are.
16:23Ade and Ede Okoro, Gia Wu, and Gabriel Avery.
16:30May I introduce Mr. Carr, our head of Deception.
16:39It was you.
16:41A posh bloke.
16:44And you, you weren't even a copper.
16:46That was quite the getaway.
16:48The past 24 hours has been a test.
16:51Happily, you passed.
16:54Here you all are.
16:57Whisper and Miss Jericho to the armory, please.
17:01You let me think I was going to jail.
17:02That was the idea.
17:03You stole from me.
17:04You stole from me, sir.
17:07You set all that up?
17:10Yeah.
17:11Disguise the fake cop.
17:13For me?
17:14We'd have done whatever it took.
17:16Just one thing, Mr. Lockett, sir.
17:18We sincerely appreciate the offer, but our parents aren't exactly going to be down with
17:22the idea of us coming to a school for...
17:24crims.
17:25Well, crims, gentlemen.
17:27Crooks.
17:28Naturally, you will stay undercover for the rest of your lives.
17:31You can't ask us to do that.
17:33For them to learn the truth could be lethal.
17:36We have some very dangerous enemies.
17:45You're concerned about your grandmother.
17:48Don't be.
17:48We've spoken.
17:49You've done what?
17:50Same goes for all of you.
17:52What did you tell her?
17:53As far as they're concerned, you're sitting an exam for St. Jude's Academy right now.
17:57Should you accept, you'll tell them you've been offered a full scholarship starting at once.
18:01Take tonight.
18:03Consider.
18:05Carefully.
18:14I don't need time to consider.
18:16There's no way I could leave my grandma.
18:19That's not going to happen.
18:21I'll just take my coin and go.
18:25Thanks for the same.
18:26You disappoint me, Mr. Avery.
18:29But I'm afraid you can't leave now.
18:31The woods are far from safe after dark.
18:34First thing tomorrow.
18:36Unless you change your mind.
18:37Yeah, I won't.
18:41I can't.
18:43I can't.
18:43I can't.
18:50Reminder to students in the mess.
18:52Please recycle all packaging from returns stolen cutlery to the kitchen.
18:57Silverware is not for skull double collectors.
19:02I know that, Luke.
19:04I was you once.
19:06But trust me, it's mad how soon it feels like home.
19:10Thanks, but I have a home.
19:14That's Penelope.
19:16The ultimate legacy.
19:18Legacy?
19:19Yeah, you and I, amigo, are merits.
19:21We're here for one reason and one reason only.
19:24Because we're fire.
19:26Keep telling yourself that, Leon.
19:28But most crooks like Isabella here are legacies.
19:32Our parents or our grandparents were here.
19:34Some of us go back generations.
19:36Seven.
19:37In my case.
19:39We met earlier.
19:41Edgar Delacoum.
19:42This is...
19:43Dorian MacArthur.
19:45Only third gen.
19:47And you are?
19:49Gabriel Avery.
19:51A merit.
19:53Good for you.
19:54Look forward to seeing what you can do in class.
19:56Well, I hate to disappoint you, Edgar.
19:58But I won't be sticking around.
20:00Sorry, but you've been offered a place at Crookhaven.
20:03And you're going to turn it down so you can...
20:05What?
20:06Go back to shoplifting.
20:08Stealing bikes.
20:11That's a good one.
20:12Alright, Dorian.
20:13It wasn't a joke.
20:15Thanks.
20:16Now that I met you,
20:18I know I've made the right decision.
20:30So you don't just walk straight in.
20:32Hand it to them on a stolen platter.
20:34Big bunch of napole babies.
20:36That's fundamentally inequitable.
20:38Bro, we're still a part of this.
20:40We get to study cyber intrusion and deception and scorduggery.
20:43And at the end of it,
20:44we get to be a part of a secret network that's going to make us rich.
20:48You mean help defeat criminals and restore justice?
20:50Yeah, that too, Wolves.
20:52None of you guys bothered by the whole
20:54lying to your families forever thing?
20:56Your grandma knew you'd steal?
20:58Yeah, you're joking.
20:59So what's the difference?
21:01Well, that's a little why I lie in this.
21:05I mean, this would be a whole secret life.
21:12You know where I'm taking top bunk?
21:14You know where I hate your hands.
21:16Not like I do.
21:17Which one of us painted on the Eiffel Tower, bro?
21:19Only because you had eaten in like an hour.
21:21That doesn't count.
21:23Gabriel, it's all this for you.
21:27Fine.
21:29As it tells.
21:33Sir.
21:36Lockheed stole it again.
21:37What is it?
21:38My coin.
21:39Why am I the only one who keeps robbing?
21:41Hold the phone.
21:43You're saying
21:45the thing you came all this way for,
21:48risked your life for,
21:51was a coin?
21:52Not just any coin.
22:03When you came.
22:05In the dark.
22:05I love you.
22:15I love you.
22:19I love you.
22:20I love you.
22:24I love you.
22:30I love you.
22:38Why are you spying on me, Avery?
22:39I wasn't spying, I was looking for...
22:41Who?
22:43Locket.
22:47Why?
22:51Because he's a thieving con-eye.
22:53Show some respect, that's your headmaster.
22:56No, actually, because I'm not staying.
22:58So, to me, he's just some stuck-up guy in an itchy suit.
23:02He likes playing mind games with kids.
23:05It's pretty messed up, when you think about it.
23:07You're talking about the greatest crook of his generation.
23:11Big whoop.
23:12Happy for him.
23:13Do you have any idea how lucky you are to be here?
23:18And you're just going to throw it away?
23:22So ungrateful.
23:24So ignorant.
23:27What they even see in you.
23:30Not bad.
23:32To be fair.
23:36But there's something off.
23:38I just can't quite put my...
23:40Thanks, but I only need a critique from someone like you.
23:46Word of warning, don't go marching up to locket office.
23:49Won't end well for you.
23:51Thanks, but...
23:52I don't need advice from someone like you.
24:02It's the eyes.
24:03They're greener than that one.
24:05I don't know.
24:09Don't know.
24:10I don't know.
24:11I don't know.
24:12I don't know.
24:13I'm sorry.
24:39Good evening, Mr. Ray Ray.
24:46What do you want with me?
24:49The first time was to get you here, the second time to keep you here.
24:53I already told you, I can't.
24:56How is stealing my coin going to change that?
24:57By showing how much you have to learn.
25:02I don't know when I need to.
25:04You're a blunt instrument.
25:05You didn't pause to consider why I had taken your coin or the smartest way to retrieve it.
25:09You just went stomping blindly through the school like a man possessed, telegraphing your weakness.
25:14What weakness?
25:15You see everyone as a threat.
25:19You're a dodgy, posh bloke who likes blackmailing kids.
25:24You are a threat.
25:28Coin, please, sir.
25:30I'm not here to threaten you, Gabriel.
25:33I'm here to save you.
25:36Save me from what?
25:38I can't bear to see talent go to waste.
25:41It would be a tragedy for you to spend the rest of your life as a petty criminal.
25:46When I could come here and be a professional criminal.
25:49I'm not a criminal, Avery.
25:51A crook.
25:51They steal, we restore.
25:52They destroy, we repair.
25:54We'll give you the skills to beat criminals at their own game.
25:57Right now, you're good.
25:58With our help, you could be great.
26:01Or, you could go back to being a nobody.
26:05You don't know what my life is.
26:06On the contrary, I know everything about you, right down to how much vinegar you like on
26:12your chips.
26:12Far too much, in my opinion.
26:15I know you have a deep sense of right and wrong.
26:17And I know that you long to save your grandmother from those despicable Merciers.
26:22But tell me this.
26:23How many pockets would you have to pick to buy that caravan by the sea?
26:26How much help would you be in a young offenders institute?
26:29Because the next time you're arrested, it won't be Mr. Khan.
26:36My coin.
26:38Now.
26:43Please.
26:50Well, I see I'm not going to change your mind.
26:53Perhaps you should call her.
26:57Because you'll be worried.
27:17Goodbye.
27:18Sir.
27:25Why didn't you mention this St. Jude's place?
27:30What happened so fast?
27:31I didn't have time to explain.
27:33Well, no, you don't have to.
27:35Mr. Lockett came to see me.
27:38Told me everything.
27:40How he persuaded the police not to press charges.
27:42How he runs a school that turns kids' lives around.
27:45No, that's not true.
27:46Oh, enough, Gabriel.
27:49No more lies.
27:51You found the box in your cupboard.
27:54800 quid of stolen money.
27:57And to think that I fell for all that stuff about scratch cards, you must think I'm so stupid.
28:01No.
28:02No, I just wanted to help.
28:03Help?
28:04There's screwing everything.
28:06Grandma, listen.
28:07No.
28:07You listen.
28:09You're the one good thing that's happened to me.
28:12The last thing I want is to see you go into some boarding school.
28:15But they offer you a place.
28:17Then you take it.
28:18For your future's sake.
28:20Now, what about your future?
28:26Today's crooked value is cheating.
28:29Remember, cheat, but never cheat your friends.
28:32Gabriel, wait up.
28:35You were serious then about leaving?
28:38I thought maybe it was a bluff for Edgar's benefit.
28:44I promised my grandmother I'd never steal again.
28:48She begged me to stay here.
28:50But staying here means learning to steal.
28:53Lying to what?
28:55This is Crookhaven, amigo.
28:57Nothing's as simple as right or wrong.
29:00There you go, see?
29:03The water's not so frightening, huh?
29:05There you go, Amir.
29:07That gone solid, bro.
29:09Best of luck now.
29:11You keep that chin up.
29:13Come on.
29:14It's time to watch the baby crooklings embarrass themselves.
29:17What do you mean?
29:18The crooked oak.
29:19Trust me.
29:20You don't want to miss this.
29:21You can get the boat later if you still want to leave.
29:33Thought you weren't sticking around?
29:35I made up my mind.
29:36Well, you'd better decide soon.
29:38Because once your arrow hits the oak, there's no going back.
29:43For what it's worth, I really hope you stay.
29:48You've got psychology, right?
29:54Look, look, isn't that a mirror to one?
29:57When did she arrive?
30:00Never thought she had the nerve to show her face.
30:02Her brother is a traitor.
30:09Her brother is a traitor.
30:32Shock him.
30:32Lie.
30:34But never to yourself.
30:36From this moment, you are all in competition for this, the crooked cup.
30:43A chance to have your name engraved beside the greatest crooks in history.
30:51For a young crook, there is no higher honor.
30:53No greater way to announce yourself as a talent to be ready.
30:57Every Delacoon has won it since 1910.
30:59Dad's, I've been practicing five years for this.
31:01I won't let him down.
31:02It's yours to lose, Edgar.
31:03Last holidays, I helped put some bad people away.
31:07I've never known a feeling like it.
31:09To this day, each new crookling accepts their place by firing a silver-tipped arrow with your
31:21name inscribed upon it.
31:24How are we supposed to bust out some mad archery skills?
31:27The motive governs the means, Gabriel.
31:31It's not about, it's not about what you do, it's about why.
31:36And whoever comes closest to hitting Ezekiel's original arrowhead will win themselves five
31:44fucking points.
31:46But, because we are a soft touch, we will allow you the best of two.
31:51So, crooklings, step forward and collect your arrow.
31:57Well, good luck, may your aim be true.
32:06I want you to know your name is poison and your presence is an insult.
32:12Guessing you're Edgar Delacoon, they warned me about you.
32:17They were right to.
32:19Made a decision yet?
32:21Guess.
32:28Oh dear.
32:30Wrong tree, Mr. Okoro.
32:33After that shockingly poor start, let's hope the next two crooklings fare better.
32:41Hey!
32:42At least we hit a tree.
32:43Our next two crooklings are...
32:48Penelope Lockett.
32:50Lockett.
32:51As in.
32:52As in.
32:53The headmaster's daughter.
32:54And...
32:55Gabriel Avery.
32:57So, we have a merit versus a legacy.
33:00I thought we agreed.
33:01Raw talent needs nurturing, Diego.
33:04This is the best place for him.
33:06Let's be honest.
33:07It's you against me.
33:09The merit doesn't stand a chance.
33:10Neither do you, Edgar.
33:12Please, step forward.
33:19Ever held a bow before?
33:20How hard can it be?
33:25Make me proud.
33:26When have I not?
33:43Penelope, please, retrieve your arrow.
33:48She's good.
33:50I'm better.
33:51I'm better.
34:20I'm better.
34:44How hard can it be our next two crooklings?
34:51Here are Edgar Delecoux and Gia Wu.
35:07Should I tell you how to hold it?
35:09No, I'll figure it out.
35:22I'm Chinese doofus.
35:24Archery's in my DNA.
35:25Bravo, Gia.
35:27A remarkable first shot, especially for a merit.
35:31A little wide.
35:32That's a breeze.
35:34I'll recalibrate.
35:35You can't get beat by a medic.
35:55You can't get beat by a medic.
35:57I want you to help me.
35:58I want you to help me.
36:05I want you to help me.
36:06I want you to help me.
36:13What the hell, Dwan?
36:15You were aiming right at her.
36:16I was lining up the target you made me shoot when you barged into me.
36:19You didn't ever shoot someone on purpose.
36:22I guess the rumors about you are true.
36:23You're no legacy.
36:25Arrow.
36:26Bring me to your arrow.
36:28Say we are.
36:32Move, move.
36:39Okay, look at me.
36:40Look at me.
36:40Look at me.
36:41You okay?
36:42You okay?
36:43You sure?
36:44We're good.
36:44Okay.
36:48I'm afraid after that unedifying spectacle, Amira has forfeited her term.
36:54Interfering with another trockling shot is strictly forbidden.
36:57I mean, you can't be serious.
36:59Delacoon's the one who should be disqualified.
37:01He tried to shoot Gia.
37:03Amira's the one who saved her.
37:05Hey, don't be a bad sport, Gabriel.
37:07Just because your arrow barely hit the tree.
37:10It was an accident.
37:12Duan knocked into me.
37:36I believe our winner is Edgar Delacone.
37:39I wouldn't be so sure.
37:43Meaning?
37:45Do you check the name on the arrow before you fired it?
37:53Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
37:55Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
37:57Mr. Lockett, sir, you can't...
38:09The name on the arrow is...
38:12Gabriel Avery.
38:15Gabriel Avery.
38:17I want you to know your name is poison and your presence is an insult.
38:22I'm guessing you're Edgar Delacone.
38:25They warned me about you.
38:32The rules state the arrow closest to the mark wins.
38:37This arrow has Gabriel Avery's name on it.
38:47Don't be a bad sport, Edgar.
38:50Just because your arrow barely hit the tree.
38:52That's not fair.
38:53He's making a mockery out of the crooked oak.
38:54How can you let him do this?
38:56He beat you.
38:57Deal with it.
39:03Oh, I'll deal with it.
39:07So, you're staying?
39:11Looks that way.
39:13And all it took was me almost getting shot.
39:22Good night, Crookhaven.
39:24Sweet dreams.
39:25Sweet dreams.
39:25Sweet dreams.
40:07Another year begins, Caspian.
40:10Another class of eager young crooklings to brainwash.
40:14But, a word to the wise.
40:19There's a storm coming.
40:23A storm you can't escape.
40:26And you only have yourself to blame.
40:29So, that's how it all began.
40:31I picked his pocket.
40:33He picked mine.
40:35I went to get my lucky coin back, and next thing I knew, I was a crookling.
40:42New tie, new jacket, new life.
40:49It felt like maybe my lucky coin had finally brought me some real luck.
40:55Except, of course, it wasn't luck that brought me here, was it?
40:59It was Caspian Locket.
41:02And when you're headmaster, and everyone in your school is a crook, the first lesson you learn,
41:13trust no one.
41:17What has Caspian started?
41:19You're not one of us.
41:20You don't belong here.
41:22I have to utterly humiliate him.
41:24I'm not here to make friends.
41:25I'm here to win.
41:26Game on.
41:27There's a storm coming.
41:31The Nameless.
41:33What's the Nameless?
41:35An enemy that hates everything Crookhaven stands for.
41:37You put the entire crooked network in danger.
41:41Wow!
41:41Gabriel, get out.
41:43They already have our blood on their hands, and they'll burn this place to the ground.
41:47Listen up, losers.
41:48We need your help.
41:49Who cleans?
41:50Assemble.
41:51Leaving so soon.
41:54I thought I was here because I was good.
41:57This is Crookhaven.
41:59Everyone's hiding something.
42:06We're crooks.
42:08Honesty's overrated.
42:34We're crookhaven.
42:35We're crookhaven.
42:37We're crookhaven.
42:38We're crookhaven.
42:39We're crookhaven.
42:39We're crookhaven.
42:40We're crookhaven.
42:40We're crookhaven.