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00:02watch it will you bonnie remember you're supposed to be mrs betty rumble okay fred i'll remember
00:09but i still don't think we'll get away with impersonating our wives stop worrying bonnie
00:14we fooled the sponsor didn't we now go thin your eyebrows out they look like a couple of birds
00:20and before mrs flintstone wins 10 000 bucks she better shave
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01:31watch it you got cold hands
01:34oh dear it's barney picking fred up for work he'll be right out
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02:21sandwich one hard-boiled dodo egg one pterodactyl chopped liver sandwich and
02:30two frozen dino pizzas check check check what's the drink a tomato malt check one
02:36quarter brontosaurus gumbo there's celery olive check four apples a peach
02:43two pears three bananas five plums a pineapple and that wraps it up hold it
02:49hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it oh what you forgot to put something in
02:56like what
02:57the living room sofa no my dessert that's like what oh I forgot I already cut a piece of this
03:04marble cake I baked this morning you got a piece for the other cavity that's enough for you the
03:11rest is for mrs. Pebble her little boy Alonzo was sick that Alonzo probably an upset stomach from
03:17all that junk he eats oh boy look who's talking honk honk honk honk hey come on Fred let's go
03:25okay Barney I'm coming keep your shirt on all set woman all set five four three two my fingers were
03:39still in that box impossible you couldn't get anything else in there oh you're a droll one very
03:47droll morning Wilma hi Betty come in honk honk honk honk better hurry Fred Barney's tooting his brains out
03:58what brains anyway Wilma had to fix me a little snack for lunch that's a little snack it so happens
04:07I have a physical type job which calls for a man-sized lunch you've got lots of room to pack
04:14it away in
04:14that happens to be solid muscle go ahead punch go ahead as hard as you can Fred please go on
04:22Betty
04:22oh no Fred go on let it fly with all you got okay with you Wilma he asked for it
04:29come on Betty all you
04:30got hurry up will you Fred you want me to be late for work again gee this will be twice
04:39this week oh boy
04:42the same thing every day you never say good morning you just sit some morning I'd like to hear you
04:49say
04:49something anything you do it Wilma mmm your cake is delicious well I'm not taking all the credit
05:12it's your recipe maybe so but mine never comes out as tasty as yours well you know how I bake
05:19by
05:19I feel a pinch here a dash there hmm well you should pinch and dash yourself into the tasty pastry
05:26contest tasty pastry contest mm-hmm you know the one on TV you mean the one with the $10,000
05:33prize for
05:34the best recipe the same you can't lose you mean we can't lose you and I are going to enter
05:42this thing
05:42together really really really it's your recipe uh-huh and your pinch here and dash there it's a cinch
05:49we'll call it the upside down Flint rubble bubble cake partner partner it's almost noon stay for lunch and
05:59we'll write out the recipe anything for another piece of that cake
06:05cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo ah the heck with it
06:17how are you Charlie hi Fred boy don't take long for you to hit the lunch box here hey speaking
06:24of
06:24lunch boxes stand back while I open mine boy just enough to hold me till dinner you're kidding hey
06:35what do I see a hunk of my favorite cake yeah and I'm saving it for last and none for
06:42you so stop begging
06:49oh thanks Fred delicious
06:58what a job do you realize we spent the whole afternoon just chipping out that recipe
07:04I know but it'll be worth it if we win I can't wait to tell Barney well I can wait
07:10to tell Fred I can
07:12just hear him when I tell him it's called the upside down Flint rubble bubble cake yeah I know
07:19upside down Flint rubble bubble cake oh boy oh here come the boys now good maybe I can get Fred
07:30to mail
07:30a recipe for us before dinner hi hi Barney hi Wilma hello hello buddy hi can you do us a
07:41favor sure well no
07:42what is it will you take Dino for a walk and drop this in the mailbox it's important sure Wilma
07:49hey Dino hey what is this anyway Wilma Betty and I are entering the tasty pastry contest tasty pastry
08:08contest mm-hmm it's Betty's recipe for that marble cake uh-huh and Wilma's pinch of this and dash of
08:15that system we wrote it all down and called it the upside down Flint rubble bubble cake upside down
08:22Flint rubble bubble cake oh boy how silly can you get you know these contests are all fixed the sponsor
08:31sister-in-law always wins give me one good reason why we should waste the stamp on this contest the
08:38first
08:38prize prize is 10,000 bucks that's one good reason come on Dino I'll go with you Fred
08:48flint rubble bubble cake oh boy
08:56hey yo Fred do you think the girls stand a chance in a tasty pastry contest are you kidding Dino
09:01has a
09:02better chance of a better chance of winning than they have that's the boy I know it's a waste of
09:11time
09:12sending this but here goes okay okay do you have to yell she oh I'm so nervous what time does
09:31this tasty
09:31pastry contest go on in just a few minutes relax I can't relax when I think of all that prize
09:38money
09:38remember Betty money isn't everything yeah can't buy friends no but it can get you some high-class
09:45enemies did you know the food expert gravel gourmet is going to be the judge really oh his tongue was
09:52written up in good cave keeping I know I read his book put your stomach in my hands quiet everybody
09:59here's the show good evening tonight's story of a husband who runs away after his 12th child is
10:06born is called have enough will travel it is brought to you by the tasty pastry company makers of cookie
10:13cookies cookie cookies are the very lightest cookies you can buy cookie cookies are so light and crunchy
10:22because they are made with tasty pastry flour skip it and get to the winner we can't stand the
10:28suspense impatient aren't we now here's a cookie made with this junk watch now a cookie from brand B
10:43get the message and now ladies and gentlemen as you know tonight we announce the winner of our
10:49$10,000 cake recipe contest hey hey this is it this is that friend yeah get ready with the mop
10:56for the
10:57tears as you know most programs wait till the end of the program to announce the winner just to keep
11:03you
11:03in suspense he ain't kidding so tonight we're going to be just as sneaky and the winning recipe will be
11:10announced after the next commercial oh no I can't stand any more of this brainwashing and now a message
11:19from our sponsor good evening I have a little something to say this program is costing me a fortune so
11:26give me a break buy my product I've got a son going to college I'm taking a beating in the
11:33rock market so
11:34have a heart buy buy buy and now for the winning recipe we would like to congratulate Mrs. Wilma Flintstone
11:45and Mrs. Betty Rubble we also congratulate Mrs. Rocky Graniziano Mrs. Coral Reef Mrs. Sam Stone and the
11:59other lucky winners what's with all those winners oh search me I thought only one recipe gets a prize all
12:08the ladies whose recipes have qualified them for the big bake-off will be flown to this city next week
12:14given luxurious accommodations at one of our finest hotels and two hours before we go on the air they
12:21will be led into individual kitchens being constructed backstage at this studio to bake their cakes I get
12:28it and the best cake gets the 10,000 we still can win that's right honey you can do it
12:35can't you I mean
12:36pinch and dash a cake even in a strange kitchen well Betty and I will sure give it a try
12:41that a girl
12:42we can't lose well partner how's about a little party to celebrate in advance right partner I'll get
12:50the ice cream and the cookie cookies and I'll get the ketchup ice cream and ketchup I hope the girls
13:02are
13:02all packed and ready when we get home their plane leaves in less than an hour with 10 G's going
13:07for
13:07us they'll be ready hey by the way buddy when I give you half the prize money what's the first
13:13thing
13:13you're gonna do with it count it what are you gonna do with your half red something I always wanted
13:20to
13:20do uh trap yeah where to the bowling alley every day Wilma let's go honey the plane leaves in an
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13:38that's funny it's locked well maybe they're over at my house huh we're in here Brad both of us gee
13:47it
13:47sounds like they're crying what's wrong Wilma open up we can't we've got the measles all right
13:55stop playing games your plane leaves in an hour and the measles oh it can't be you were both all
14:03right
14:04this morning it broke out after you left to pick up the plane tickets first Wilma then me we caught
14:13it from
14:13little Alonzo next door Alonzo I'll sue him this could cost us 10,000 bucks yeah that's right you can't
14:23bake with measles the cake may break out and another thing Brad you'll have to stay with Barney at his
14:29house for a few days
14:31do we get over this measles are very contagious oh this is awful oh don't worry Fred measles don't
14:39hurt they sure do the worst kind of pain in the pocketbook you might as well return the plane tickets
14:46Fred Betty and I will never make that contest in time come on Fred cheer up look at the bright
14:55side
14:55we'll be batching it for a few days hey we can go bowling every night stay up and see all
15:01the late
15:01late late late late shows on TV oh we'll have a ball waiting for the girls to get over the
15:06measles
15:06Barney oh yeah Fred we ain't blowing that dough for a measly measles oh what do you mean Fred you
15:14know
15:14the girls can't leave the house no but we can so so you and I are going to that break
15:22-off contest
15:23hey Fred you sick or something that contest is for ladies how dare you sir are you insinuating I
15:32ain't a lady no Fred but hey now wait a minute pal you get it bun with a couple of
15:39wigs and some of
15:40Betty's clothes we'll take our wives place at the bake-off uh-uh uh-uh Fred not me no not
15:48me
15:48and why not it's for a good cause namely 10,000 bucks where'd you get up and go it just
15:56got up
15:56and went hey besides what would we tell the girls we don't tell them nothing till we bring home the
16:04prize money they have to stay in the house for a week so they'll never even know we're gone oh
16:09it'll
16:09never work Fred count me out I can't wish I could but I can't there's got to be two of
16:15us and you're
16:16going mrs. rubble and as the sponsor of the tasty pastry program I officially welcome you to the contest
16:32uh mrs. Flintstone and mrs. rubble oh thank you so much I hope you ladies find this room satisfactory
16:42yes it's charming don't you think so Betty ain't it just ducky Betty ouch I mean ouch
16:54my recipe partner's voice is a bit hoarse from the plane ride she does sound a bit peculiar doesn't
17:02she perhaps you ladies should freshen up a bit before we go to the TV studio that's a good idea
17:08sir we are a bit of a mess after the plane ride oh boy you can say that again I
17:14mean yes well I'll see
17:16you later bye bye bye oh boy that was close watch it will you Bonnie remember you're supposed to be
17:28mrs. Betty rubble okay Fred I'll remember but I still don't think we'll get away with impersonating
17:35our wives stop worrying Bonnie we fooled the sponsor didn't we yeah but we ain't gonna fool anybody when
17:41we try to bake an upside down flint rubble double bubble cake that's the easy part Bonnie all we do
17:49is follow the recipe we sent in now go thin your eyebrows out they look like a couple of birds
17:54nests and before mrs. Flintstone wins 10,000 bucks she better shave how you doing Bonnie oh brother
18:11I don't know if this torture is worth it keep your mind on the 10,000 bucks who is it
18:21who is it
18:23it's me mrs. Flintstone may I come in just a minute please quick Bonnie the wigs the wigs the wigs
18:31where
18:31are they where are they where are they where to put them oh how do I know over here over
18:35here yeah the
18:35chair hurry hurry you can come in now thank you oh my gosh what happened Fred the leather is still
18:49on
18:49your face oh oh you mean this it's a new kind of a beauty cream yes we use it all
19:00the time makes the
19:01skin as smooth as a beach see you must be using too much dear you're starting to develop a fuzz
19:12say I could have sworn you were a blonde mrs. Flintstone and mrs. rubble was a brunette yeah
19:19yeah yeah we are I mean we're oh wait it's that bleach Wilma and me use it cheap stuff it
19:27keeps
19:28changing the color of our hair it's called instant anything instant anything uh-huh and would you
19:38believe it yesterday I was a plan at this point I'll believe anything let's get down to the TV
19:45station mrs. plaid I mean mrs. beaches mrs. Flintstone oh boy the people you meet at a baking contest
19:57good evening ladies and gentlemen the tasty pastry bake-off contest is now underway the contestants are
20:05backstage in separate kitchens preparing their cakes and in a few moments the judges will announce
20:12the winner of the grand prize I wonder if Fred and Barney are watching the program at my house with
20:19us not
20:20in it they have no interest my guess is that they're down at the bowling alley see how easy it
20:28is Barney all
20:29we do is follow the instructions on Wilma's recipe I gotta hand it to you Fred the plan might work
20:36after all let me see now add flour while gently stirring a pass the flour Barney flour hey we're
20:46all out of flour well don't just stand there there were three boxes on that table over there grab one
20:52okay Fred one box of flour coming up they've been baking for hours now oh isn't this exciting uh-huh
21:04too bad our upside-down Flint rubble double bubble cake isn't entered oh well we didn't stand a chance
21:10anyway here comes the announcer maybe they've got a winner and now the moment we've all been waiting for
21:18the judges have unanimously decided on the winning recipe and the grand prize of ten thousand dollars
21:26goes to the team of mrs. Wilbur Flintstone and mrs. Betty rubble for their upside-down flint rubble double
21:37bubble bubble cake what's matter how come we won we didn't bake any cake and here they are ladies and
21:52gentlemen the winners of the grand prize this is Fred Flintstone and mrs. Barney rubble
22:07and now ladies would you tell six million people who are watching this program what brand of flour you
22:15used to bake this award-winning cake sure that's easy show them mrs. rubble okay mrs. Flintstone it's
22:25right here this is the brand it's brown ladies and gentlemen the judges have made a slight mistake
22:35the winner is a lady who always uses tasty pastry flour mrs. rocky granite ziano
22:47try to understand ladies we can't have a rival flour be responsible for winning on the tasty
22:55pastry pastry show think of my reputation well you won't get away with this we won fair and square
23:03we'll sue we'll take this to the highest court Fred it's a fraud that's what it is
23:10ixnay Fred we know our rights Fred what do you want Barney you just flipped your wig Fred
23:20did you say fraud gentlemen
23:24no no wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute hold it hold it hold it this is no way
23:29to train a lady
23:38are you all right Barney yeah i i think so Fred hey what do we do now uh let's go
23:47home
23:50we better hurry Wilma i hate to come in in the middle of a movie we're leaving now boys when
23:58you get through
23:58there are more dishes to wash in Betty's house oh come on Wilma have a heart we've been washing dishes
24:05every night for a week now give us a break you want it to be us and now you're getting
24:12your chance
24:13oh would you rather we told your bowling pals about your little trip to the big city mrs. Flintstone and
24:21mrs. rubble all right all right you win yeah the boys would never stop ribbing us that's
24:28right so goodbye now uh Wilma and i will have breakfast in bed again in the morning bye Barney
24:37dear goodbye bye girl goodbye
24:44hey uh how about letting me wash for a while and you wipe Wilma okay will you stop that Wilma
24:50stuff you
24:51make me sick hey that's it if i was sick i wouldn't have to do this stuff
25:00hey Fred where you going over to Alonzo's house maybe it ain't too late to catch the measles wait for
25:07me
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25:08missles here we come
25:11yeah
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26:01Wilma!
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26:07Come on, Wilma, open this door!
26:12Wilma!
26:20Wilma!