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00:02Wilma, where are you?
00:03I'm here, Fred, under the bed.
00:06Under the bed?
00:08That's what I said.
00:09Did the Big Bad Prowler scare you?
00:17I forgot my loot.
00:19The Prowler!
00:38The Prowler Screams
00:41The Prowler Screams
00:58Listen in the length of it.
00:59No matter where you come in and you stay scientifically and nursery by the maker.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:29Dee-da-da-da. Dee-da-da-dee-da-da.
01:33Dee-da-da-da.
01:34Dee-da-da-da.
01:35Fred, you better hurry or you'll be late for work.
01:39I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying.
01:42I'll be with you as soon as I shave.
01:56Fred, it'd be nice if you were ready just once when Barney comes to pick you up.
02:01I'm ready. I'm ready. Where's breakfast?
02:03It's ready. It's ready.
02:05Three and a half hour soft boiled dodo egg coming up.
02:09And don't leave half of it as usual.
02:11Just get me my toast, and maybe I can leave.
02:17What was that?
02:18Search me.
02:19Sounds like it came from Barney's house.
02:22Anything could come from Barney's house.
02:26Step on it, Fred. We're gonna be late.
02:29Hold it, Barney. Hold it.
02:31What's going on at your house?
02:34Like meaning what?
02:37Like meaning that? That's what?
02:41Oh, that. That's Betty.
02:43That's Betty?
02:44Sure. She's taking judo lessons.
02:46Judo lessons? What for?
02:49What's with you, Fred? Don't you read the papers?
02:52Prowler reported on the prowl.
02:55Citizens want to be on lookout for Phantom Burglar.
02:59So, why the judo?
03:01A woman's got to protect herself.
03:03What about you?
03:05She'll protect me, too.
03:07Oh, boy.
03:08It's getting late, fellas.
03:10Yeah, let's get going.
03:13Wait till the fellas down at work get a load of this.
03:17Barney's wife taking judo lessons to protect him.
03:23Hey, Wilma.
03:25Better hurry up.
03:26They're waiting for you.
03:28Okay.
03:32They're waiting for what?
03:34And who's they?
03:37They is Betty and Professor Rakimoto.
03:40And they are waiting for me.
03:42Hold it.
03:44Hold it.
03:45Hold it.
03:48You are not taking judo lessons.
03:50That is final, clear, and once and for all.
03:54No.
03:55What's wrong with trying to protect myself?
03:58What about me?
03:59Oh, I'll protect you, too.
04:01Yeah, Fred.
04:03Wait till the guys at work hear about your wife
04:05taking judo lessons to protect you.
04:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:09Out, out, out!
04:16Is Wilma there?
04:17Hi, Betty.
04:18I thought it'd be you.
04:20Listen, the judo lessons are out.
04:22No.
04:23It's no judo lessons.
04:25Oh.
04:26You know it's not the lessons, it's the money.
04:29That's for sure.
04:30Wait till he finds out I already paid for the first lesson.
04:33Well, you might as well take it.
04:36The professor's still here.
04:38Hustle.
04:40Hustle.
04:42Hustle.
04:42I don't think he's the refund type.
04:44That for sure.
04:46Oh, that for sure.
04:51Maybe one lesson is all you need.
05:02No, I guess you'll need more.
05:05Oh.
05:06Oh, so, so, very, very sorry.
05:09So is she.
05:10Save me a seat.
05:11I'll be back in a minute.
05:12Oh, so now, you are ready for ration number one.
05:18Ah, ready, but not willing.
05:21Ah, so.
05:22Here we go.
05:24And one thing about judo, you take a polite beating.
05:28Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:32Does it hurt?
05:34Only when I'm sitting.
05:36What hurts more is that I paid for 10 lessons.
05:40Oh, that for sure.
05:42That for very, very dang sure.
05:44Oh.
05:52Hiya, Fred.
05:54Hop in, Barney.
05:55Sounds like you need new breaks.
05:57You can say that again.
06:00Oh, look at the paper.
06:01Well, how about that?
06:03How about what?
06:04Prowler strikes again.
06:07Burglar proves too elusive for police.
06:13Well, you don't have to worry.
06:15Your wife's gonna protect you with judo.
06:18Yeah, she's doing real good, too.
06:20She's taking a fifth lesson today.
06:22Fifth lesson?
06:24You mean you're still letting her take lessons?
06:26Then what's wrong with that?
06:28What's wrong with it?
06:30It's gonna cost me money.
06:32That's what's wrong with it.
06:34Cost you money?
06:35Indubitably.
06:36I might go so far as to saying double-dubitably.
06:40If you let Betty have judo lessons,
06:43next you'll be taking up high lie,
06:45then free-for-all wrestling,
06:47next the bongo drums.
06:49How many times can I say no?
06:52I'm asking you.
06:54So it's all my fault?
06:56Certainly it's your fault.
06:58You start learning to say no,
07:00and we'll all be ahead.
07:02You heard me tell, Wilma.
07:04No judo lessons.
07:06That's final, clear, and once and for all,
07:08no judo lessons.
07:11No judo lessons.
07:16Greetings.
07:18Greetings, neighbor.
07:20Ready for honorable lesson number five?
07:24Ready, honorable neighbor.
07:28There's nothing to it.
07:30I get a stranglehold on your sleeve,
07:32and I toss you onto that pile of pillows over there.
07:36You mean that itty-bitty pile of pillows way over there?
07:40Fred isn't gonna like this.
07:42Relax.
07:43He won't care.
07:44I'm giving you my lessons free.
07:47I don't think I'm gonna like it either.
07:48Well, here goes.
07:50Oh, shit, Tucky!
07:57You missed.
07:58I missed?
07:59Who threw who?
08:01Oh, well, it doesn't make any difference.
08:03Prowlers aren't supposed to land on pillows.
08:06Now she tells me.
08:07Okay, now it's your turn.
08:09You mean I throw you?
08:11Uh-huh.
08:13Oh, I'm gonna like that.
08:15Now, I'm a prowler.
08:17I've picked the lock on this door.
08:20You hear it.
08:21Your heart's pounding with excitement.
08:23You see the prowler's hand reaching inside.
08:28Reaching, reaching, reaching.
08:31What do you do?
08:33I scream for Fred.
08:35Oh, that won't do you any good.
08:37Fred's under the bed.
08:39What else do you do?
08:40I faint.
08:41That's what else.
08:43No.
08:43And what else is there?
08:45No, no, no.
08:47You grab his arm and you give him what I just gave you.
08:52Free judo lesson number five.
08:55What a time to start teaching anybody.
08:57Okay.
08:58I'll pretend I'm the prowler.
09:00I'll go outside.
09:01When I open the door, you grab my arm and you flip me across the room.
09:06Now, remember your lesson.
09:09Okay, okay.
09:10I grab his arm.
09:12I apply free lesson number five.
09:14Let me know when you're ready.
09:16Uh, just a minute.
09:17I'm thinking.
09:18I'm thinking.
09:21Hiya, Betty.
09:22Oh, hello, Fred.
09:24Made good time tonight.
09:25Traffic was light.
09:27By the way, Bonnie's starving.
09:29He is?
09:30Well, I better head home and get his dinner.
09:33Wilma!
09:34Fred, no!
09:35Huh?
09:36Hasitaki!
09:37Ha!
09:49You're home early, Fred.
09:51Uh-huh.
09:54You've been taking judo lessons.
10:14What did you say?
10:15I didn't say anything.
10:17I'm thinking.
10:19Well, it's either the lawnmower or I can hear you thinking.
10:22And I know what you're thinking.
10:25And I still think it's okay for a woman to take judo lessons.
10:28Well, I don't.
10:30It's a waste of money.
10:31And it's a waste of time talking to you.
10:39Well, at least I don't have to hide under the bed if the prowler shows up.
10:43Who said I did?
10:45Wilma told Betty.
10:46She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed.
10:49And she couldn't.
10:50You were there first.
10:51All right, smart guy.
10:53Let's see who gets under the bed tonight.
10:56I'll prove to you you're wasting your money.
10:58Like how?
11:00After you've gone to bed, I'll sneak in dressed like a burglar.
11:05Then what do you think your wife will do?
11:07She'll say, hello, Fred.
11:09Why steal it?
11:11Just borrow it as usual.
11:13All right, funny man.
11:14If she doesn't scream for help and jump under the bed,
11:18I'll pay for the judo lessons.
11:20Okay?
11:21Is that a bet?
11:22It's a bet.
11:23I'd be less than a husband if I didn't stand behind my wife.
11:28With her judo lessons, it's the safest place to be.
11:38Good night, Fred.
11:43Good night, Fred.
11:48Uh-oh, where's my earplugs?
11:51Uh-oh, where's my earplugs?
12:17The masked prowler strikes again.
12:21Now we'll see who screams and jumps under the bed.
12:29Hey, but what is this?
12:32Two of us work in the same neighborhood?
12:40I better practice some prowler routines before I go in.
12:43Yeah, let's see.
12:45All right, you guys, I got you covered.
12:48Don't move a muscle, I'll blast you, see?
12:50I'll blast you.
12:53I don't believe it.
12:56I must be having Hello Connections.
12:58What is this, anyway, amateur night?
13:01Couple of screwy faces ought to send her under the bed in a hurry.
13:06Like...
13:11I'm gonna report that guy to the Prowlers Union.
13:14Next thing you know, he'll try something unethical.
13:17Like going in the front door.
13:20Then he is!
13:21Barney said he'd leave the door open.
13:24How about that? It's locked.
13:27I'll have to try the window.
13:29Well...
13:30I gotta admit, he's got style.
13:33I better hit that house over there before he gets to it.
13:39Barney!
13:42Barney!
13:44Psst!
13:45Hey, Barney!
13:47Shh!
13:48Give me a hand through the window.
13:51I don't think we ought to go through with it, Fred.
13:53Oh, no, you don't.
13:55I'm gonna prove this judo's a waste of time and money once and for all.
14:00Now, come on, give me a hand.
14:01Okay, Fred.
14:02You're asking for it.
14:04All right.
14:05Now, here.
14:09How do you like that?
14:12Do I never get that kind of cooperation when I rob a house?
14:18Boy, you're a big one.
14:20Shut up and heave.
14:22Okay.
14:28Help!
14:29Help!
14:30Barney, get me out of here.
14:32Just a minute, Fred.
14:33I'll have you out in a jiffy.
14:35Well, hurry up.
14:36I can't breathe.
14:37I think the number five mallet will do the trick.
14:42Steady, Fred.
14:43Steady.
14:43I bet a sticky wicket.
14:46Four.
14:52What a shot.
14:54A hole in one.
14:56All right, all right.
14:58Come on, open the door.
14:59I can't, Fred.
15:00It locked when I came out.
15:02Oh, boy.
15:04Okay, now, give me a boost in the window.
15:07Gee, I don't know, Fred.
15:08You're pretty fat.
15:09Never mind that wise guy.
15:12Make with the hands.
15:13I tell you, you're too heavy.
15:15Easy now.
15:17One.
15:17Two.
15:18Alley.
15:20Uh-oh.
15:22Can't you do anything right?
15:24Why don't we do it the easy way, Fred?
15:27I'll get the ladder.
15:29The ladder.
15:30Yeah, yeah, the ladder.
15:33Uh, I was just about to suggest that.
15:37Now hold it till I get in.
15:40Hold it steady.
15:42I'm doing my best, Fred.
15:43Well, that ain't enough.
15:45You gotta hold.
15:52She didn't wake up.
15:54I know.
15:55Uh, she sleeps like a rock.
15:56Uh, maybe you oughta come back tomorrow.
15:58Yeah, out of your mind.
16:00Now go on over there and wake her up.
16:02She's not gonna like it.
16:04And she wakes up awfully mean and cranky.
16:08Oh, stop yakking.
16:10A bet's a bet.
16:10You asked for it.
16:12Betty, Betty.
16:14Hmm.
16:16Let me sleep five more minutes, Barney.
16:19There's a prowler here to see ya.
16:22Oh.
16:23Tell him we don't want any.
16:27Prowler!
16:27Oh, Barney!
16:33See?
16:34What did I tell you, Barney?
16:36Oh, she-tucky!
16:37Huh!
16:40Heel!
16:41Heel!
16:42Heel!
16:43Heel!
16:47Head for the heels!
16:52I told him she wakes up awful mean and cranky.
16:57That judo's dangerous.
17:01I hope Wilma didn't wake up.
17:07Talk about knives.
17:13Tsk!
17:14Tsk!
17:15Ficle two houses in one night?
17:18Ain't you being a little greedy, Buster?
17:22Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba b-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
17:25-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
17:25-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
17:25-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baход.
17:25It's mine.
17:25Then, who saw it first?
17:33it's the prowler i gotta help wilmer
17:37i said beat it i better call the police
17:50i lose bonnie's phone
18:08she needs the police
18:12that's what i've been trying to tell you
18:16you mean that was fred and it wasn't the prowler at all
18:21not at all just all fred
18:25well i'm gonna tell wilma about her big fat practical joker before he scares her to death
18:40uh hello is wilma there yeah yeah she's here
18:45that's for you
18:47thanks hello
18:55that's wilma
18:57i'm coming honey
18:59wilma what's wrong
19:02the prowler the prowler is here
19:05no it's not it's fred
19:08fred
19:09fred
19:10well
19:10well he's nothing bad lessons two and three serves him right i'll give him lessons four and five if he
19:21tries it on me again if he's laid a finger on her i'll tear him apart
19:30are you okay
19:33it is the prowler luckily i have had judo lessons which my chintzy husband didn't want to pay for
19:44i'll see you okay
19:45i'll see you okay
20:13cut
20:13hey buster
20:13jump me when i'm not looking huh for the last time out and stay out
20:24i'd better stay here and think things over
20:28maybe fred will change his mind now
20:31you mean to let you take judo lessons
20:33oh i doubt it
20:35well one thing for sure he won't be trying that burglar bit again in a hurry he's had it
20:43believe it or not he just won't quit playing cops and robbers he's at it again
20:49what are you going to do
20:51what are you going to do
20:51judo lesson forest
20:52give him lesson number five
20:54well he asked for it
21:01i'd better see if the coast is clear
21:05if fred still wants to play prowler i'll go along with the gag
21:11i might as well play it to the hilt
21:29and we better get over there and save fred
21:32oh no let him have fun scaring wilma
21:35ah
21:36assy-taki
21:38ha
21:40they must have just call the cops
21:44oh
21:45assy-taki
21:47ha
21:49now ain't that a kick in the head
21:52assy-taki
21:53ha
22:00had enough freddy
22:02lady you been taking judo lessons
22:06that's for sure the joy yours Bob I'm cutting out of here in the house she
22:25took one look at the prowler screamed and ducked inside the prowler yeah the
22:31real thing oh come on we better find her she must be scared Wilma where are you I'm here
22:42Fred under the bed under the bed that's what I said yeah that Barney what did I
22:50tell you see the prowler big screams zip and under the bed what happened Wilma did
22:59the big bed probably scare you
23:09excuse me folks that I forgot my loot
23:18boy you need to do for real nut house that's for sure
23:32you're really going through it Fred I have to guys got a line to protect
23:37himself yeah from his wife don't forget fellas with six lessons ahead of you
23:46oh yes he's very good for families to taking a judo lessons oh yes he's make for to get on
23:54this
23:54hi yes friend shoki yaki first I are recommending a 10 easy bronze medal family plan very cheap
24:08very cheap that's for sure next move into additional plenty silver medal lessons special discount prices
24:19big bargain big bargain ah yes then for a few more misery dollars you are eligible for gold medal
24:29diamond medal etc etc etc etc what is uh etc etc etc mean in Japanese sucker oh that's for sure
24:47excuse please a sound like a new customer
24:54yes please what can I do for you dad I want to sign up with some private judo lessons yeah
25:02prowler's
25:03gotta learn to protect himself if he's gonna stay in business these days right oh that's for sure
25:09that's for sure yeah by the way yeah how's business with you pretty good you're not just a whistling Dixie
25:22huh
25:23yeah
25:23yeah
25:24yeah
25:25yeah
25:34Oh, my God.
26:00Wilma!
26:04Wilma!
26:07Come on, Wilma, open this door!
26:11Wilma!
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