00:00Peggy 12
00:06Welcome to Wildstar, this is DevSpeak.
00:09This disclaimer absolves me of all responsibility.
00:13Guys, I'm going to be honest.
00:15I've been waiting for this episode my entire life.
00:18It's all I've thought about.
00:19It's Warplots.
00:21Warplots are massive, strategic, glorious 80-player PvP matches
00:28with giant customizable battle fortresses.
00:30Warplots have seamlessly combined my love of housing
00:34with high-stakes strategic warfare.
00:36Real talk, I'm a military genius.
00:40I'm basically George Washington, General Patton, and Charlemagne.
00:45I take that back.
00:46I'm more.
00:47My next match will be my greatest triumph.
00:51I've crafted, I've looted the finest defenses.
00:55I've taken 27 days of PTO.
00:58For my war party, I've gathered literally the 39 finest warriors from my server.
01:03We have matching uniforms.
01:05Prepare yourselves, flaming death knights.
01:08And I've developed the perfect strategy.
01:12Oh crap, they have robots.
01:14Okay, Delta Squad will move in force,
01:18capturing resource nodes Tango and Charlemagne,
01:20securing precious nanopack to power our rocket launchers.
01:23Meanwhile, Cavalry Division 6 will whip around the flanks to draw the enemy out.
01:28making way for the Centurions,
01:31led by Corporal Jenningsworth,
01:33sent to disable their precious robot factory.
01:36Jenningsworth, the robots, they're not powering down.
01:40Now all this forces the enemy to make a foolhardy charge upon our front gates.
01:43But I've placed a furnace, a laser trap, and a nuclear power plant in the perfect configuration.
01:51It's impassable.
01:53They're passing it!
01:55But they have no idea about my secret weapon.
01:57I've journeyed deep into the bowels of Nexus to recover an unstoppable monster.
02:03This is bigger!
02:04We're all going to die!
02:06Little do they know, Sir Galahad has placed his deployable landmines perfectly.
02:10One inch to the left!
02:11One inch to the left!
02:12Dammit, Galahad, why did you place it so far to the left?
02:16We cannot fail!
02:18Our war party rating is unmatched!
02:20We're overmatched!
02:21Fall back to the Alamo!
02:23Defend the power generators!
02:31You're all useless.
02:33Lieutenant Commander Data?
02:34Your uniform!
02:36Why is your belt buckle yellow?
02:38Okay, we're going to need a random...
02:42mercenary to finish this.
02:46Oh...
02:47No.
02:48You are kidding me.
02:51To take on my unstoppable legions, pre-order Wildstar now.
02:56And, as always, reach out to us.
02:58The devs are listening.
03:00Kicked!
03:02Don't forget to subscribe for more videos.
03:06Private Pyle, your salute is sloppy.
03:09Kicked!
03:10Ensign Billsworth!
03:12Did you look me in the eye?
03:13Kicked!
03:15Chief Medical Officer Crusher!
03:17Your weapon is not properly polished!
03:20Kicked!
03:21Viceroy Wellington!
03:22Uh...
03:23I don't like your face.
03:25Kicked!
03:26Admiral Ackbar!
03:28Stop being right all the time!
03:30Kicked!
03:31I don't like your face!
03:35I don't like your face!
03:36I don't like your face!
03:36I don't like your face!
03:36I don't like your face!
03:36I don't like your face!
03:36I don't like your face!
03:37I don't like your face!
03:37I don't like your face!
03:37I don't like your face!
03:37Grazie a tutti.
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