00:01Peggy 12
00:20Hey, I want to wax poetic about things, you hear me?
00:26So, I'm gonna get right to the point.
00:28War plots.
00:30What are war plots?
00:32You slow or something?
00:35Look, for guys like me, war plots are like...
00:41Your favorite food, wrapped in a six-pack of beer,
00:47wrapped inside another six-pack of beer.
00:52What I mean is, if you like to kick ass, there just ain't nothing better.
01:01How does it work?
01:02Here, I'll break it down for you.
01:05One, gather up your crew and start a war party.
01:11Two, buy a war plot and dress it up real nice.
01:16Three, land that bad boy and go to war.
01:20After that, things start to get real interesting.
01:25While you're busy taking names and cracking skulls on the battlefield,
01:30you can collect resources, use them to power up the stuff on your war plot,
01:35and start raising hell.
01:38There's plasma cannons, mines, incinerators and rocket launchers.
01:43You got bunkers, teleporters, defense grids, attack ships, robot factories, nuclear power plants and orbital strike capabilities.
01:55And if you just happen to capture something big and ugly at the bottom of a dungeon,
02:01yeah, you can use that too.
02:04After that, it's all academical.
02:08Destroy the enemy's power generators, or capture all the resources and starve the bastards off.
02:14Either way, the toughest crew wins, and the losers go home crying.
02:21So, that's about it.
02:24Now, if you'll excuse me, I got some unfinished business to attend to.
02:37Oh boy.
02:50I think we won.
03:03Bam! There's more!
03:06Act now, and you'll get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
03:09Your very own rocket!
03:12A rocket!
03:15Yes!
03:15A rocket house!
03:16Is it a rocket?
03:17Is it a house?
03:18It's both!
03:19It'll make you say,
03:20Look at me!
03:21I live in a rocket!
03:23So start your journey to Nexus today!
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03:27Pre-selling you the home of your dreams!
03:30For money!
03:31The Protostar Corporation is not responsible for injuries you may incur in your rush to take advantage of this.
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