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Con l'annuncio delle nuove iniziative elaborate da Nintendo per l'E3 2014, identificate con il piano "Play Nintendo", arriva anche questo bizzarro video di presentazione.
Un gruppetto di nerd ha elaborato un ingegnoso sistema per infiltrarsi nel quartier generale di Nintendo e scoprire in anteprima tutti i segreti della casa di Kyoto previsti per l'E3 2014. La complessa strategia richiede, sostanzialmente, la costruzione di un Reggie Fils-Aime robot, che a quanto pare non differisce poi molto da quello originale...
Consigliamo vivamente la visione del video in questione, con l'imperdibile interpretazione del celebre presidente di Nintendo of America in versione Terminator.
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00:05Guys, as we all know, Nintendo's going to be announcing some amazing things at this year's E3.
00:11I've developed a way to infiltrate their headquarters and get an early scoop.
00:17Introducing...
00:21Reggie Fizomec, a biosynthetic infiltration android.
00:26It's huge.
00:27Yeah, life-size, and it's totally indestructible, except do not give it water, it will explode, and it only has
00:33five minutes of battery, but other than that, it's totally rad!
00:35Question, why is he wearing sunglasses?
00:37The glasses shield us from the laser death ray eyes.
00:40Why does he have laser death ray eyes?
00:42Because you, the, you, you don't, get it, you're off the mission, goodbye.
00:45Okay, are you ready, Commander, Sean?
00:48I'm warping into the Fiza mech!
00:50Let's do this.
00:59Okay, I'm approaching Nintendo.
01:06Oh no, the security guard, how am I going to get past this?
01:12Oh, hello, Reggie.
01:14Thank you, security guard.
01:19Close call, but they're buying it.
01:21Sean, I'm inside.
01:22Okay, if you head straight to the back of the building, you'll find the treehouse.
01:25They should have all the new E3 games and amazing Nintendo stuff in there.
01:29Reggie!
01:31Reggie!
01:31They're looking everywhere for you.
01:33They're late for your meeting.
01:33Come on.
01:39Oh great, Reggie, you're here.
01:41We need your approval on these big contracts.
01:43Did you want to go with plan A or plan B?
01:49Plan B.
01:50So you want to cancel your lunch with President Barack Obama to host the
01:53Smash Brothers Invitational Tournament?
01:57Yes, absolutely.
01:58Great, well that settles it.
01:59Nintendo is hosting its first ever Smash Brothers Invitational Tournament in L.A.
02:04during E3 at the Nokia Theater.
02:06And I guess I'll call the President and tell him to stay home that day?
02:08Whoa, a new Smash Brothers Invitational Tournament and thousands of fans can go?
02:12That's awesome.
02:13But wait, I'm not going to E3, Rocco.
02:15Oh, I guess no Smash Brothers for you.
02:17Hold on, they think you're Reggie.
02:19Make him show up close to my house or something.
02:21Yeah, uh, can we show the new Smash Brothers at Best Buy or something?
02:26To allow people to play Smash Brothers at Best Buy nationwide during E3 would be a huge undertaking.
02:38Yeah, we can do it at Best Buy, absolutely.
02:42All right, you did it.
02:45There's Reggie's office.
02:46Maybe there's some secret games in there.
02:49Reggie, Reggie, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:51I have your daily glass of water.
02:52You have to wait, here.
02:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:54Uh, no.
02:55No, that's okay.
02:56I'll just, I'm just going to give you a sip.
02:57It's just, it's just a sip.
02:59No.
03:00Oh, I, oh, I'm so sorry.
03:01I'm so sorry, Reggie.
03:02No, I'll just get you a refill real quick.
03:04I'm so sorry.
03:06Okay, I'm inside Reggie's office and he's not here.
03:09Time to search for some classified documents.
03:15I'm seeing something here about Project Nintendo Treehouse.
03:18It looks like some of Nintendo's treehouse product guys and developers are going to be at E3
03:22live streaming and showing off all the cool new stuff they've been working on
03:26and what's available at the show floor at E3.
03:28What will they be showing?
03:29Uh, it doesn't say, but, uh-oh.
03:37I am a new peripheral here made by Mr. Miyamoto.
03:41Forget about it.
03:42I'm just going home.
03:46You're almost there, Rocco.
03:47The developer's treehouse is straight ahead.
03:49Just keep going.
03:52Just behind that door is where all those magical Nintendo games spring forth into our world.
03:57All their E3 secrets and amazing debuts.
04:00I see it!
04:02I'm there!
04:06What happened? Go in!
04:09The battery's dead.
04:10Well, can't you recharge?
04:12Yeah, yeah. I'm starting the recharge sequence now.
04:14How long will that take?
04:15Oh, uh, give or take six, uh, weeks.
04:19Rocco, the Nintendo digital event at E3 is in six weeks.
04:22It is?
04:23Yeah, you're going to be stuck in that robot while the rest of the world is finding out about
04:26the new Nintendo games and amazing debuts.
04:29What? I don't want to miss that!
04:31Oh!
04:33Hello?
04:34You probably should have just stayed here and waited for E3.
04:37Uh, hello?
04:39Someone let me out of here?
04:41Hello?
04:41I hear people!
04:51Oh, Reggie, I have your refill.
04:53Noooooo!
04:55Oh!
04:58Oh, Reggie!
04:59E3.
05:01Oh!

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