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Jury Duty Season 2 Episode 3
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00:00Um, oh, a package came in for us.
00:02Dear Oak Canyon staff and guests,
00:05it has come to our attention that Malibu realtor Cole Shulman
00:08has returned to your property and harassed both guests and staff
00:12about a personal item he had left behind, facts.
00:15While the item in question is indeed deeply important
00:18to all of the Malibu realtors, this does not excuse his behavior.
00:23This kind of confirms, like, they really use it together.
00:26Like, this is nasty.
00:28That's filthy.
00:29Yeah, yeah.
00:31Wait, so you said in the creek?
00:32Yeah, he said that if it's not in his room,
00:35then it would be in the computer lab or it would be down by the creek.
00:38Rest assured that our organization has officially censured Mr. Shulman
00:43and put him on paid administrative leave at our Miami Beach offices.
00:47That doesn't sound like punishment.
00:48Please accept this basket of luxury gifts.
00:52Okay.
00:53Fondly Malibu realtors.
00:55All right, well, what are the gifts?
00:56We might want to disinfect them before we touch them.
00:58No kidding.
00:58Okay, this looks awesome.
01:00Okay.
01:01It's like a converter for your Tesla charger?
01:03Anybody got a Tesla?
01:05I can't drive.
01:06Oh, Zempik travel kit.
01:08That's another thermos?
01:09Oh, careful.
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:11I'll take it.
01:12I mean...
01:12Other Anthony wants it.
01:14South Africa, $500 off Pilates atop a Table Mountain.
01:17I'm guessing that's a mountain in South Africa.
01:19Why is Pilates $500?
01:21It's more than that because it's $500 off.
01:24You're right.
01:24You're making a lot of assumptions about what we have.
01:2822% off any Malibu realtor's property.
01:32It says property value must be over $5 million.
01:36Save you a couple hundred thousand.
01:38Discount applies only to the Realtor Commission.
01:41What?
01:42Oh.
01:43Whatever.
01:43How is that helpful?
01:44We don't live like that.
01:46Free veneers from Michael Weiss DDS.
01:49Anybody want new teeth?
01:50Oh!
01:51It's free.
01:52Free?
01:53Yeah.
01:53Free veneers.
01:54Free?
01:54Free?
01:54I don't got to pay nothing?
01:56You got to go to New York, though.
01:57Hey, I'll pay for that plane ticket to get some new teeth.
02:00But, Anthony, you have such a beautiful smile.
02:01I know.
02:02You got great teeth.
02:04Is that everything?
02:05That's everything.
02:06It says good for three composite veneers.
02:09So I get three of them?
02:11Stop playing with people.
02:12You get three teeth.
02:13Three teeth?
02:14It does not cover any medical expenses.
02:16Other fees apply.
02:17No.
02:22Will you marry me?
02:23No.
02:24Kevin.
02:26Amy, are you okay?
02:27Oh, Jimmy, the ally.
02:30It's just grinding my ass into a stub.
02:37I got to admit, I don't know what to do.
02:39And that's a man in charge.
02:43I'm retiring, so my son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be great.
02:49We have got the client cookout.
02:52I have my first presentation to our clients as future CEO.
02:57We're rocking grandmas.
02:58I feel like she should be, like...
02:59Rocking out?
03:00You know what I mean?
03:00Okay.
03:11If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're going to be like, you're lying.
03:20Meeting everyone in person has really made me feel comfortable opening up.
03:25I shared about, like, a past dating experience I had.
03:29I actually told Jimmy about it yesterday, and it was, like, my first time telling him that
03:35I'm gay, and then today he wore that shirt.
03:38I wanted to make sure that I showed you I supported you.
03:42When Jimmy found out that I was queer, he kept bringing me, like, different flags to, like,
03:46show his support.
03:47He brought me a bunch of, like, rainbow flags, and then he kept giving me, like, the Nigerian
03:51flag a couple times.
03:53Oh.
03:53You can say it.
03:54I can't.
03:55Jimmy, again, Nigeria is a country.
03:56You can say Nigeria.
03:57I'd rather just be safe.
03:59It's a country.
04:00I'll just stick to countries that feel safe saying, like, Chad.
04:03It couldn't be a whiter country named than Chad.
04:06Yeah, but it's in Africa.
04:08I know.
04:09The irony.
04:10Yeah, you're, thank you, Jimmy.
04:12How's that step count coming?
04:14F***ing stupid.
04:16What are you doing, Helen?
04:17I'm trying to get steps in.
04:18Oh, okay.
04:19My stupid stepson Paul gave me this Fitbit I'm supposed to get, like, 10,000 steps in
04:24a day.
04:25What is 10,000 steps today?
04:27It's like, what, 80 miles or something?
04:3050?
04:31I don't know what it is.
04:32It's too much.
04:33Good morning, everybody.
04:34How are you?
04:35Good morning.
04:36First of all, it's client cookout time.
04:41Today is one of the most important days of the year for our company.
04:45The client cookout is an annual luncheon that Rockin' Grandmas throws for our vendors and
04:51our retailers to thank them for their support.
04:54And we all know that Dougie Jr. will be addressing the clients for the first time.
05:03Well, it's my first client cookout, so I am cooking up something pretty special.
05:09Hmm.
05:10I really wish Dougie would tell us what he's planning for the client.
05:14So, I just wanted to say that we have some other issues.
05:19Something very important that we just got to get to.
05:22And that is that someone has filed an anonymous complaint with HR about Kevin's proposal to
05:31Amy.
05:31Oh.
05:32Yes.
05:32So, evidently, it made somebody feel very uncomfortable.
05:35It wasn't.
05:36No, my gosh.
05:37No, it wasn't me.
05:38I thought it was not really okay.
05:40I feel good.
05:40It doesn't matter who it was.
05:42That's why there is a system for anonymous complaints.
05:44It's brave, though, whoever did do it, though, because, I mean, that's not easy to do.
05:49Uh, okay.
05:50Can we not say who it is?
05:52It's anonymous.
05:53It's what an anonymous means, you know, so.
05:56I applaud them, because.
05:59Wait.
06:00Jimmy, was it you?
06:03It's supposed to be anonymous, but, yes, it was me.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Basically, Jimmy anonymously complained to Kevin about his proposal to Amy, to Kevin.
06:12And Kevin filed the report.
06:13On Kevin.
06:14On Kevin.
06:15I promise, like, I'm actually, like, better.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Okay.
06:19I wish I could file a compliment.
06:21Okay.
06:22Well, in light of these developments, there are now some changes to today's plans.
06:26This report requires us to attend a mandatory sexual harassment seminar today.
06:31So, let's all just head over to the seminar room right now.
06:35Well, Dad, I actually need this time to prep for my presentation.
06:39Sorry.
06:40Okay, the sexual harassment seminar can gargle in my ballsack.
06:44What'd you say?
06:45Oh, dope.
06:46They already got the stage up, dog.
06:48We're at three and a half, right?
06:50Yeah.
06:51And we'll just make sure we're getting it nice and level.
06:53All right, sick.
06:54You guys are the best.
06:55I got to go to this dumbass seminar, and then I'll be back.
06:57Are you sure that's three and a half?
06:59The levels are all off.
07:00Buddy, it's okay.
07:01You'll fix it.
07:02You will have time.
07:03Yay, well, I'm so glad to be here.
07:05I'm Terry Braun from Braun and Peterson Consulting, and we're going to be talking about workplace
07:09sexual harassment.
07:11I know that this presentation was incident-triggered.
07:14Is there someone from HR who can walk me through why I'm here today?
07:21I work with HR, so I guess that'll be me.
07:24Great.
07:24And what's your name?
07:25Anthony.
07:26Anthony, hi.
07:27There was an incident where there was a coworker who proposed to another coworker, and it was,
07:34I guess, unwarranted.
07:35I guess he kind of jumped the gun.
07:37And that made some people feel uncomfortable about, you know, what was allowed in the workplace
07:43and what wasn't.
07:44And that's kind of just the gist of it.
07:46So just to be clear, there's two people who are in a relationship in this workplace?
07:50They are not.
07:50Oh, no.
07:50They are not.
07:51They never need it.
07:52Kevin is our HR person, and, like, I just wanted to be really clear that I was not the
07:58one that filed the complaint.
08:00But yes, I was proposed to.
08:02Yes, I said no.
08:02And yes, I'm feeling empowered.
08:04So the head of HR is who did the HR violation?
08:07Yes.
08:07Yes.
08:08Boop.
08:09Okie dokie.
08:10Yeah, I anonymously made the complaint.
08:12It's not anonymous anymore.
08:14Okay.
08:14Yeah, you did not have to share, but I'm glad you did.
08:18So what is sexual harassment?
08:20Often it's in a relationship where there is a power imbalance, and there are serious consequences
08:26that affect the harasser and the employer.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:29Yes.
08:30No, yeah, just it's funny because last night we watched an episode of this TV show where
08:34it's like two co-workers were told to kiss by a boss.
08:38Oh, yeah.
08:39What was the show?
08:40Bones.
08:41Bones.
08:41Yeah.
08:41I don't know that specific scenario, but if you're dating in the workplace, you do want
08:46to report it.
08:47Yeah, they were not dating.
08:48But they have chemistry.
08:50Yeah.
08:50So the worker was trying to get a favor from the boss, and the boss was like, well, you
08:53got to kiss your co-worker if you want me to do this favor for you.
08:56And her gum actually ended up in his mouth when they were kissing.
09:00Oh, my God, that's her gum.
09:02What?
09:03Oh, my God.
09:06But then the boss was weirded out when they kissed.
09:09And it's like, you got what you wanted.
09:09Nah, she was just getting worked up.
09:12Oh.
09:13That's what that means.
09:14Oh, you think she was into it?
09:16Yeah, that's why she told him to do it.
09:18That was the whole purpose.
09:20I thought she was weirded out.
09:21I didn't even clock that, but you know what?
09:22She was getting into it.
09:23It makes sense, right?
09:24You're right.
09:24Obviously, this is a TV show.
09:25I understand it's not real, but I do just want to use this as an example to point out
09:29sexual harassment's tough because there's a lot of gray area around it.
09:34So sorry.
09:35If we could not use the term gray area because...
09:39I'm sorry.
09:40You know.
09:41Why?
09:41Gray area.
09:44Gray area is another word for taint.
09:47What?
09:48Wait, sorry, what is taint?
09:50Oh, Amy, you know what a taint is.
09:53It's the area between your anus and your junk.
09:57Oh, snap.
09:58Thank you for that.
09:59Um, I don't even know where I was.
10:01How can I do it?
10:02Okay, I understand that you guys are on a tree right now and there's like a relaxed vibe,
10:08but I, uh...
10:10I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
10:12Uh, it's okay.
10:13It's all right.
10:14It's just a big day.
10:15That's all.
10:15It's just the biggest day of my life.
10:19If I can have a look at how are we rigged here.
10:22Yep.
10:24I guess I'm getting some ambience because, yeah, I'm picking up the ambience from here.
10:28Yeah, that's it, like three and a half.
10:30Really good job.
10:31Really crushed that.
10:32Crushed that.
10:33Okay, dive back in.
10:35Yes, please.
10:36So.
10:37Oh.
10:37What was that?
10:38Oh.
10:39Oh, I'm sorry.
10:41What was that?
10:42Come on, sorry.
10:44It just says gray area.
10:46Uh, let's get back on track.
10:48I'm sorry.
10:49An exercise we do, uh, that I really enjoy is I want you guys as a group to come up
10:55with a safe word.
10:55So, if at any point you are uncomfortable, you say this word, and all your coworkers know you're feeling like
11:02something inappropriate is happening, you need help.
11:04So, I don't know if anyone wants to get us started by brainstorming.
11:08How about banana?
11:10Banana?
11:12Uh, banana is kind of phallic, isn't it?
11:14Mm.
11:15I just knew he was going to say something.
11:18Oh, about hair dryer?
11:19Oh, that's a good one.
11:21I just think of blowing.
11:22Oh, my gosh.
11:24What about bongo?
11:26Yeah, bongos are like the breasts of the percussion section.
11:29Oh, uh, what about paprika?
11:32What?
11:33God, no.
11:34Oh, no, no.
11:34No.
11:35What do you want?
11:36Hold on, what's sexual about paprika?
11:38Nothing.
11:39It's just a common ingredient in hot sauce.
11:41All right.
11:41Be confusing.
11:42I'm down with it, man.
11:44I'm down with it, right?
11:45Steve, it doesn't matter, but it's just, it's passive.
11:48It's in a recipe.
11:50Porcupine.
11:50Oh, porcupine.
11:53That's cute.
11:54I like that.
11:54I like porcupine.
11:55I like that.
11:56Well, what Jimmy got to say about it.
11:57Jimmy.
11:58Porcupine has quills.
12:00It means stay away.
12:01I think porcupine works.
12:03Okay.
12:03Okay.
12:04All right.
12:04Porcupine works.
12:05Porcupine.
12:06Porcupine.
12:07Yay, good job.
12:08Porcupine.
12:09There's an old saying that, you know, in the end, we will not remember the words of our
12:14enemies, but the silence of our friends.
12:18Who said that, Jimmy?
12:19I'm going to guess it was said by a strong woman.
12:22That was Dr. King.
12:24Oh, the goat.
12:27The goat of what?
12:29The greatest of all time.
12:30He's like the Tom Brady of civil rights.
12:33I've never heard that.
12:34I've never heard that in my life.
12:35Mic check two.
12:37Mic check one.
12:38Mic check two.
12:38Two, two, two.
12:40Mic check.
12:43A, yes.
12:44Jen should, oh, I'm sorry.
12:49Be likely not.
12:50It'd fall under the, is someone screaming?
12:53Yes.
12:53Yes, ma'am.
12:54Anthony.
12:55Yeah.
12:55Just go see what he's doing.
12:57I got you.
12:57Get up.
12:58Get up.
12:58Get up.
12:59Get up.
12:59Mic check.
12:59Get up.
13:00Get up.
13:00Get up.
13:01Get up.
13:01Mic check.
13:08I was told to come ask if you could, like, turn it down just to tinge.
13:12What's up?
13:13Your dad asked me to tell you to turn the volume down.
13:15Oh, yeah.
13:16I know, dude.
13:17I just need to see how it sounds out there.
13:19Can you run out there and just tell me how it sounds?
13:21Please, dude.
13:23Okay, okay.
13:27Testing, testing, one, two, three.
13:30Testing, testing, bumblebee.
13:33Testing, testing, all day long.
13:35I hope you like my testing song.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Yeah, that's pretty solid.
13:40That's pretty solid.
13:41It's just, can you, can you come here?
13:43I just got to hear it from out there.
13:45Can you?
13:46Can I rock?
13:46Yes, can you rock the mic?
13:47I just got to feel, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:49Can you hit my bumblebee song?
13:51Testing, testing, one, two, three.
13:53Yo, yo.
13:54Testing, testing, bumblebee.
13:57Yep.
13:57Testing, testing, all day long.
14:00Yep.
14:01Okay, so we're going to do some role play.
14:02Um, I want to get that mug on the shelf, but I'm too short to get it.
14:07So maybe you guys can pick me up.
14:10Oh, you're way heavy than I thought.
14:12You shouldn't talk about my body.
14:14Put me down.
14:15Is that good?
14:15Keep going, keep going.
14:16Hold on.
14:17Yeah, some people, one more time.
14:20Yep.
14:20I'm sorry.
14:22Who was the harasser?
14:23Who?
14:24And who was the victim?
14:27What?
14:28Oh, I just have so much nerves.
14:29Stress?
14:30No, yeah.
14:30Sorry.
14:30I can't even begin to tell you how good I need this to go.
14:33And I just, like, I haven't told anybody.
14:36I, like, you're the only person I told this.
14:38Remember how I was, like, mixing sauces and shit like that?
14:41Um, I'm unveiling to you Project Unicorn.
14:49This is the first new sauce and flavor at Rockin' Grandma's in 15 years.
14:56Okay.
14:56This is going to change everything.
14:59All right.
14:59Here.
14:59You see me, like, your pinky or something like that?
15:01Hold on.
15:03Oh, shit.
15:03Igor, we're good.
15:04We're good.
15:04We're good.
15:07I'm digging it.
15:08Yeah?
15:09On a scale of one to ten, eight and a half.
15:11Like, it's not, like, nothing better, but it's, like, I would come back for that.
15:16You know what I'm saying?
15:16I would come back for another bottle of that.
15:17You know what I'm saying?
15:18It's a jerk sauce, technically.
15:20Honestly, I didn't get a jerk flavor from it.
15:22It's kind of my take on it.
15:24Everybody's coming out.
15:25Oh.
15:25Oh, yeah.
15:26Can you just not tell anybody about the sauce?
15:28Yeah, absolutely, bro.
15:29I got you, man.
15:29Like I said, I don't know nothing.
15:31I've seen nothing.
15:32He's been working on something, and I keep asking him, because, you know, I like to get to the bottom
15:35of stuff.
15:35And he refuses to give me any details.
15:38Good things come to those who wait.
15:40You've got this, buddy.
15:41You've got this, buddy.
15:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:51Hey, hey.
15:52My man looking good in the suit.
15:54We're just talking about it.
15:55A real handshake.
15:55Uh-uh, yeah.
15:56There you go.
15:56So, in the beginning of the day, I thought it started out pretty well, right?
15:59All of our clients, they came on in.
16:01We all made the rounds and shook some hands.
16:05Jeff, it's so nice to see you.
16:08What a wonderful thing that you're here.
16:10I'm so glad you came.
16:11It's good.
16:12Nice long shake.
16:14That's a good one.
16:15That's good.
16:15Nice to meet you.
16:16Let me know if you need anything, okay?
16:17I'm kind of just a head assistant, so if you need anything, let me know.
16:20I appreciate you.
16:20Yeah, absolutely.
16:21We all dress up a little bit just to show our appreciation and show our professionalism
16:26and that we care.
16:27Kate told me that I have to wear a skirt, and Kate and Jackie said no more than two patterns.
16:32Yep.
16:33Amy loves the patterns.
16:34I love patterns.
16:35So, these are UV-protecting gloves.
16:38They go all the way up to my armpit, and then this is my umbrella hat that protects from,
16:44obviously, the sun, but also Kate kept saying that we should dress to impress.
16:48Is there water in here?
16:49Claire!
16:50Sorry!
16:51I didn't, I basically, I didn't change, but I feel like this works, right?
16:56It looks great.
16:57Yeah, yeah.
16:57It looks great.
16:58I'm ready for Dougie to give his speech.
17:00That's, that's, it's going to get really exciting.
17:01I know.
17:01I want to know what the surprise is.
17:03He's talking about it.
17:04I know.
17:07You know what it is.
17:08Okay.
17:08I won't ask.
17:09If we could just move this chair a little bit to the left, I think that would be, yep,
17:14perfect.
17:16I have a lot of confidence in this guy.
17:17We haven't known each other too long, but just seeing the amount of,
17:20work he specifically has put into this, the company is definitely in good hands.
17:24Welcome to Rockin' Grandma's annual client cookout, and that means you give it up.
17:32Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to pass it over to the new generation.
17:39I never thought this was going to happen, but today is the day.
17:42It is happening right now.
17:44Now, I want to introduce to you, the soon-to-be CEO of Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce, my son, Dougie
17:55Jr.
17:55Give it up for you.
17:57Give it up for this guy.
18:01Let's get up.
18:03Let's go!
18:04Ooooooh!
18:08Yeah!
18:11Yeah!
18:15I got it!
18:20I got it!
18:25Yeah!
18:26Woo!
18:28Whoa!
18:30Whoa!
18:45I'm here today to talk to you all about the future.
18:49But before I do that, I'd like to take a moment to talk about the past.
18:54So I'd actually like to share with you a little video that I don't even think you've seen.
19:04Oh, my God.
19:08This is her.
19:10This is my grandma.
19:26It looks just like the bottle.
19:27It looks just like the bottle.
19:34Oh, man.
19:36Grandma is really rocking.
19:37Well, that, for those of you that don't know, is the OG rocking grandma, my great grandma, his grandma, the
19:45rocking grandma.
19:52You see, dad's always been a sauce guy.
19:57Where, as me, I've always been a little bit more rock and roll.
20:01It was with a band called the Jive Prophets, a ska-influenced band with sort of EDM, show of hands.
20:08Anyone ever heard of us?
20:12Anyway, we had fallen out, I was lost, and then I get a phone call from this man right here
20:19telling me that he's retiring.
20:22He asked if I wanted to come back and take it over, and it hit me.
20:28I thought I was a rock and roll guy, but the sauce was inside of me all along.
20:35So, like Bronnie James, I decided to return home like the prodigal son.
20:41And here I stand before you today, proud to announce the very first new flavor at Rockin' Grandma's in over
20:5215 years.
20:53Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rockin' Grandma's Jamaican Jerk Sauce!
21:10And who better than me, after having lived there for four years, to bring the authentic flavor of Jamaica to
21:16your stores and your shelves?
21:18Had a pretty tough critic tasted, said it was 8.5 out of 10.
21:21So, not bad.
21:22Not bad.
21:25And enjoy.
21:26Because where the sauce was inside of me, I want my sauce inside of you.
21:30And I want my sauce inside of you, and I want my sauce inside of you.
21:35If you look in those bags, you'll all be able to take home and have those on your shelves and
21:40in your stores.
21:41A flavor of Jamaica.
21:42Let me see.
21:44Let me see yours.
21:46Oh my God, they read the label.
21:49Wait.
21:49Um, this is so good.
21:51Yeah, so feel free.
21:52Yeah, you can take that, and you'll take it home with you.
21:55Did you read it?
21:56The label, there's a problem.
21:57Did you actually read the problem?
21:59Wait, what?
21:59Look at the label.
22:01It says Jerk Off Sauce.
22:03Wait, what?
22:04No, no, no, no, no.
22:04No, no, no, no.
22:06It says Jerk Off Sauce.
22:08His idea was to read it this way and not this way.
22:13That's a misprint.
22:15No, that's a misprint.
22:16It's supposed to say it'll rock your socks off.
22:19See, it is supposed to say it'll rock your socks off.
22:26It's supposed to say it'll...
22:29See, she's rocking, guys.
22:31That's all she's doing.
22:33What's the problem?
22:34She's just rocking off.
22:36What?
22:36See, it's supposed to say it'll rock your socks off.
22:40Porcupine.
22:40I don't...
22:40How do you turn this?
22:43Porcupine.
22:45I don't know what these switches are.
22:48I don't know.
22:51Were there a lot of successful moments from the client cookout?
22:56Yeah, for sure.
22:58Were there some unsuccessful ones?
23:02Honestly, I don't know, because I kind of blacked out once the cardboard grandma started jerking it.
23:11Keep rocking.
23:12Keep rocking.
23:13We just moved past it.
23:15We'll just take those back.
23:16So sorry.
23:18So sorry.
23:19No, no, no.
23:19It's okay.
23:20Go.
23:21Just so sorry.
23:23Ladies and gentlemen, I want to apologize.
23:27Hey, hey, keep doing anybody.
23:29Keep your head up, bro.
23:30Uh, can you turn that thing off?
23:34If any of you are offended, I apologize.
23:39This was my son's doing.
23:42It was his idea, okay?
23:44He made this mistake.
23:48He made a mistake.
23:49He made a mistake.
23:50He screwed up.
23:50He screwed up big time.
23:53But you know what?
23:56Mistakes are what makes us better.
23:59Am I right?
24:01We learn from our mistakes.
24:03This is just, it's just a painting thing.
24:06It's logistics.
24:07The bottle.
24:08That's just a printing label.
24:09It's nothing.
24:10It can be changed by tomorrow.
24:12I think the important thing is that this sauce is fantastic.
24:18Am I not right?
24:19Yeah, I love that.
24:20It is delicious.
24:21I've never tasted a sauce so good in my life.
24:25Yeah.
24:27I love you.
24:28I love you.
24:29I love you.
24:32Sorry.
24:32Thank you so much for your patience.
24:34We're not yet.
24:35How was the taste, though?
24:36Great.
24:36The taste was great, right?
24:37The taste was great.
24:38Okay, good.
24:41I mean, like, that was crazy, right?
24:44Like, that was crazy.
24:46Yeah.
24:46The only thing that I could say, and I was trying to, like, get your attention, is just,
24:50like, you've got to roll with the punches, man.
24:51Like, you're in charge now.
24:52They're going to follow you.
24:53So keep your head up, man.
24:55Try to think with the positives.
24:57Everybody loved the sauce.
24:58I don't know how many cases got ordered, but Kate told me there was a bunch of people.
25:00Yeah.
25:01You know what I'm saying?
25:02So you're doing good work, man.
25:03Keep rolling with the punches, boss.
25:04You got it.
25:05I appreciate you.
25:06Yes, sir.
25:07Oh, my God, man.
25:07That's just, that's my great-grandma.
25:09Like, my mind goes, what's going on with our clients thinking that?
25:13Yeah.
25:13You know?
25:13It takes that kind of mind to see it.
25:15Got to be a few moves ahead.
25:17What about a round of applause for our new CEO?
25:21Woo!
25:21Huh?
25:23He came through big time.
25:26The word from every single client was that this sauce is absolutely delicious.
25:32Woo!
25:33So awesome.
25:34Dougie!
25:35Yo, Dougie, what was like, how did you do that?
25:38I do...
25:39The sauce!
25:40Yeah.
25:40Oh.
25:41Uh, it was actually pretty simple.
25:42I mixed some traditional Jamaican spices in there, scotch bonnet peppers, all spice,
25:47paprika.
25:48Right.
25:48And then I just mixed it with a little Taco Bell hot sauce.
25:53Ah, you're joking.
25:54No, you didn't.
25:56No, I just put a little Taco Bell hot sauce in there, mixed it up.
26:00Jesus Christ.
26:02Wait a second.
26:02Yeah.
26:03Wait a second.
26:04What?
26:04You really did that?
26:06Yeah.
26:07It's the bell bump.
26:09Hey.
26:09But you can't do that.
26:11Doug, that's illegal.
26:13That's some French.
26:13Yeah, you can't.
26:13Walk.
26:14Where?
26:14What?
26:15You can't do that.
26:16Dougie, that's...
26:17Now.
26:17That's illegal.
26:18Is that illegal?
26:20Yes.
26:20Is he serious?
26:21Wait, you can't do that bad?
26:23Yes.
26:23Yeah.
26:24But the whole business can get in trouble.
26:25Because they patented that sauce.
26:26We can't sell that.
26:26It's completely illegal.
26:27We can use our licensing and they can sue us.
26:30Taco Bell.
26:31Well, Taco Bell.
26:33You're partaking orders for a sauce that we can't sell.
26:37You get that?
26:38Yeah, I guess.
26:39Have you risked everybody's job?
26:41I wasn't trying to risk anyone's job or anything.
26:44Yeah, well, you know what?
26:44You let them down, man.
26:45You let them down.
26:46And now we've got to figure something else.
26:48Because now we have got a problem.
26:51Oh, my God.
26:52We were like, did you at least use on Donald Heffer?
26:54What is it, Wanzo?
26:55I'm sorry.
26:56Oh, you guys, we shouldn't listen to this.
26:58We should go.
26:59Oh, God.
27:01I feel like I've been on that side of the argument so many times in my life.
27:06I can't with you.
27:08No clue.
27:09And this changes everything.
27:21I've finally figured out how to get steps on my Fitbit without having to wear it.
27:30Okay, okay.
27:31Just put it on her wrist.
27:33Turn it on.
27:35So Granny's getting the steps in, huh?
27:38Turn it on.
27:42Let's see if it's actually working.
27:43It's working?
27:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:45It's working.
27:46It's working.
27:46Okay, let's go.
27:51On the next episode of Company Retreat.
27:54God, kill me!
27:56All right, dude, I get it.
27:57Like, you're a failure.
27:58I'm a failure.
27:58I understand.
27:59Hey, you had me working this hard, and you had a pump the whole time.
28:03My bad.
28:04Have you seen Dougie?
28:05Uh-uh.
28:06No.
28:07Dougie!
28:08That's the golf cart.
28:09Looks like he tried to cover it up or something.
28:12Dang.
28:12I would have missed that.
28:13For your own mental health, you need to handle this, man.
28:18Who's that?
28:20Oh, f***.
29:09I would have missed that.
29:16I would have missed that.
29:17I would have missed that.
29:19I would have missed that.
29:20I would have missed that.
29:22I would have missed that.
29:23I would have missed that.
29:24I would have missed that.
29:24I would have missed that.
29:24I would have missed that.
29:24I would have missed that.
29:24I would have missed that.
29:26I would have missed that.
29:30I would have missed that.
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