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00:04Welcome to the Manor House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Couple Golds.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstepper.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:54Yeah!
00:56Oh my god!
00:59Each week they're joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get more!
01:23Don't get more!
01:24Don't get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:26Oh no!
01:27Oh no!
01:28Judy go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Sabotage!
01:33It's called some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:38Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:53Mind games!
01:55Oh my god!
01:56And mayhem!
01:57I look like Shrek!
02:00Get your ball and just sit!
02:02Oh my god!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage.
02:12Wow, look at this.
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:21It's got a good foyer!
02:23Wow!
02:23Wow!
02:25It's got a library.
02:27Oh!
02:28Of course the bookcase opens.
02:31Yeah!
02:32Of course it's up.
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow!
02:41This is insane!
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows.
02:50Including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper!
02:56Wow!
02:57This is great.
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK.
03:02Hello, sir.
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I got it!
03:05What about this button?
03:07It's the door!
03:09I'm stopping it!
03:10That is so cool!
03:12Yes!
03:13Go on, Judy!
03:13You can get under that!
03:15Don't press it!
03:15Don't press it!
03:16Don't press it!
03:17Oh my God!
03:19Oh my God!
03:20Oh my God!
03:21I thought we were going to kill Judy Love!
03:24Hold Judy out!
03:25Hold Judy out!
03:29Hold Judy out!
03:30Do you know what?
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I topped that one for the team!
03:34Oh my God!
03:36Oh my God!
03:38Oh my God!
04:00Oh my God!
04:00So guys, we cannot get caught.
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one!
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities!
04:17Oh, guys!
04:18Oh!
04:19Celebrities' Habitage is a five-player game.
04:22What?
04:23We're only four.
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:27Oh, there's another one of us!
04:28Yes!
04:29Oh my God!
04:29Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go!
04:34Oh!
04:35Oh!
04:37Let's go!
04:39What an absolute honour!
04:41Oh, stop it, you!
04:42I can't believe this!
04:43Welcome to Mr. HQ, come on around!
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the garb.
04:50But I can't run.
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage, right?
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ Alert!
05:05Celebrities, now that Joe Brand is here,
05:07your team is complete.
05:09Yay!
05:10Six business-savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new
05:16business competition show called The Applicant.
05:20Oh, yes!
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're going to be so serious.
05:24And Catty, maybe, as well.
05:26Yeah, if you will.
05:29Oh, look at him!
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall!
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up,
05:37and I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:43Yeah!
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery, and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:52You've heard it 24-7.
05:54I'll work 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:58Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young.
06:01Jake is super young.
06:03I'm very competitive.
06:03I always want to come out on top,
06:05but I have to do things the right way,
06:07and always do things by the book.
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone
06:14who would give you elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Yeah.
06:18Yeah, you could do with him.
06:19Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural-born leader.
06:22Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like,
06:26yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:30I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:37Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion
06:41look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business.
06:45Oh, the driver's coming round!
06:47The suspense!
06:48It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who's it gonna be?
06:56It's Sir Alan.
07:02Yes!
07:04Oh, look at their faces.
07:05Zara Davies.
07:06Good morning, everyone!
07:08Good morning!
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:11Excited!
07:13Emma, Emma!
07:14Emma's really happy!
07:17She's so happy she's crying!
07:19Yeah, because if you're proper wanna be a business girl,
07:21she is the queen!
07:23Zara!
07:24We're gonna have a lot of fun!
07:26Good luck, Zara!
07:28Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we!
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:51Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:00Mission alert!
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:07Okay.
08:07Sam and GK.
08:08Oh!
08:10Yeah!
08:10The young ones!
08:11Whilst Zara sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:17Oh!
08:18My days!
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:26Oh no, that's a lot of money to start with!
08:28It's a lot of money!
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:32Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah.
08:34How are we gonna do this?
08:37Oh no, that door!
08:38Oh my God!
08:39There's a hole down the road!
08:39Door's open!
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:42Try the yoghurt!
08:44Ah!
08:45We've got it!
08:46We've got it!
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair!
08:50Hi!
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52There we go.
08:53This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your butt cheeks there?
08:59Guys, Zara is like, still out there speaking to the contestants.
09:03Oh, sorry!
09:03Let's go!
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:11I know, I know.
09:12They're just out there!
09:13They're just out there!
09:13Oh my God!
09:14They're so slippery!
09:15They're so slippery!
09:15They're on the floor!
09:16If you can hear us, touch your bum!
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:21Jake!
09:22Hello?
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:30I hate heights!
09:32I hate heights!
09:32That's not even heights!
09:34Oh, I see you on the roof!
09:36I see you on the roof!
09:37Where?
09:37Where?
09:37You see them there?
09:39We can see you!
09:39We can see you!
09:40Just remember to stay low!
09:42Oh, is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the Africans?
09:46Oh my gosh!
09:47Oh my gosh!
09:48Oh my gosh!
09:49Give us a wave!
09:51Yes!
09:52Nice!
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:55I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, TK!
10:03Watch this!
10:04And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:08Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again!
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:25Jake.
10:27Jake's the king.
10:27Get down, get down, get down.
10:29I threw the spoon.
10:31I threw the spoon.
10:32You threw the spoon.
10:33You threw the spoon.
10:34You threw the spoon.
10:48How was this all hitting me?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I've definitely got the gift of the gaff.
10:54Use your goddamn hands!
10:55Yeah, go hands.
11:00And finally, Mel.
11:03Are you gonna take the win wait wait stop stop stop he's turned around someone's looking
11:14Franchise preschool classes Jay
11:19He's looking round. Yeah, you're worried got bad pause on make that it did actually go on
11:27Wait, he's on his shoes on his shoes
11:33Yeah
11:37That is good luck baby wipe will do it's just keeps fluttering
11:47How close it got to us I don't know where it is more I keep spying oh my god, but
11:53what must they be thinking someone's given this
11:56Yeah, pigeons and laxatives
12:01We've won them a grand come back to hq you've done excellently well and bring the yogurt because I actually
12:07fancy a bit of muesli
12:09Was like a bird pooing I didn't see a bed in the sky so God knows where it was
12:13literally landed on she
12:16Whoa
12:17The birds are back we did it you did it you got it on his shoe
12:21You got issue don't touch me right. It's time for your first task and for this you will be split
12:28into two teams
12:29Chris Emma and Josh you will be team blue vision Jake Louise and Mel you will be team power for
12:37your first task
12:38I want you to create a marketing video for this location to pitch it as a premium wedding venue
12:46You need to plan shoot and star in your video
12:52Like this look everyone off you go into the manner they're going in good luck applicants look they're right by
12:59us
12:59Well, oh my god, they're right night next to stop sorry
13:04Fingers on lips
13:07Wow, how nice is there?
13:09Well done sorry you are absolutely amazing someone chucked something down here. Oh, that was a spoon. You spoon man.
13:16Oh my god
13:18I mean how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what you're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch. Well lucky me
13:26With the first task set the applicants start planning their marketing videos
13:31So we've got the games you've got the welcome drinks. We've got the flower arch one more thing in the
13:35barn
13:35We can talk about the champagne tower, you know, we're looking at the teams. I was very much team blue
13:41vision
13:41I do like the way team power a really enthusiastic you forget Judy. This is not a real show
13:47Yeah, none of it matters. Yeah, it doesn't matter which team is back because we've just got to get them
13:52sabotaged
13:54Mission alert
13:57What do we got here we go celebrities?
13:59It's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time got a double Judy
14:06Judy you must collapse the champagne tower whilst team blue vision of filming inside the wedding barn
14:12I love this
14:14I love this
14:15Meanwhile
14:18Joe
14:18And Joe
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners you must disrupt team powers filming causing them to stop recording
14:28Each sabotage is worth 3,000 pounds
14:32Making a total of 6,000 pounds up for grabs
14:35Yes, Joe you've got this you have got this we're both going to be gardeners. Can I be a rock
14:42or something?
14:45Time to get shooting as the applicants get ready to shoot
14:50The celebrities suit up for sabotage
14:57Do I look recognizable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, right guys. You are on your way. Let's get
15:07cracking
15:09Let's go
15:11Go go go Joe
15:15Stop right here stop right
15:21Right Judy you need to spot the champagne tower
15:25Okay
15:27Wow, it's beautiful
15:29Jude team blue vision are on the way. They are coming to you
15:33I found guys I found it
15:35Then when the time comes smash it
15:38Right, thank you Sam. Sorry
15:40I think I can pull it from behind
15:43Right all right
15:44Maybe if I knock it that that would destroy it
15:46This is stunning, isn't it?
15:48Oh, Judy they're literally seconds away
15:52Oh God
15:53They're about to walk up the steps
15:56Into the room
16:13Oh God
16:13Oh God
16:14Oh dude, they're literally seconds away
16:19Oh this looks like my actual wedding
16:21Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh God, I think I found something
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing there
16:27I've got this. I've got this. It's gorgeous. Those beams are incredible. Give it a pull. It's going to be
16:33difficult
16:35Judy they're just on the other side of the curtain. Yeah, oh
16:39No, that's too far too far too far. You need to go back under
16:43You've got the champagne. Oh the champagne tower. Yeah
16:50No, no, no
16:53Oh God, I thought she's going to do it
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top? Yeah, you have to pour it for the top and
16:58then it trickles down to the bottom. That's it exactly Judy don't even breathe
17:04Oh God Judy they've started Judy they've started. I'll say the bit first and then pop it. And then I'll
17:08start. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay
17:10Oh God! We're gonna tell you when to go. Stand by. I can't breathe. I'm so nervous. Oh my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try not get it over your lovely wedding. Don't take my eye out
17:20He's opening the bottle. He's opening the bottle
17:22So after the ceremony after we've cut the cake we come round to a modern feature of this venue. Hold
17:29on
17:29So this is the champagne tower keep holding
17:35Stunning and it's a bit different. Hold on
17:38Hold on. So Josh pop our bottle please. He's popping the bottle
17:50Oh
17:52Go
18:03Oh my God, yes
18:05Run get out of there
18:09What did you do? I literally just touched it. Yeah, you barely even touched it. Yeah. I held it so
18:14that it wouldn't fall off
18:16Get back to HQ
18:20I'm sorry. I just literally touched it. I didn't know that you just touched the top. I thought
18:26This has been awful the whole champagne tower fell on my feet
18:33the whole thing
18:34Touch the top of it very very lightly and the whole thing came down
18:39While a confused team blue vision licks their prosecco covered wounds
18:44Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt team powers filming
18:49Right, come on guys get in there for another three grand
18:52Go up here go on the right of this bush
18:55Okay
18:56So we're starting from here shooting in this direction with us saying a lot where we are now in the
19:02beautiful ground action
19:03Here we go. This is it get your jaws out and just have it large now. Just turn them on
19:08turn them on Joe and I'm on
19:13Been back for in for the kids and also the adults
19:18Get in the back of their shot
19:26She's waiting to it
19:30Oh
19:31Oh
19:32Oh
19:32Oh
19:41Why are they not stop it even though there is like
19:45Industrial noise in the back Joe, we need them to stop filming mate. Yeah. Yeah. Give me two give me
19:51two
19:51What we do aren't cheers. What do you want to say?
20:02Do they really need to do that now?
20:14They've absolutely smashed that
20:15That's a disruption well done
20:17I love gardening
20:20Is that joe singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden
20:28The hell was that?
20:34It's so well
20:37Guys
20:39Well done mate
20:41I just ploughed through the middle of this
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn
20:45I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognized
20:48Just walking through
20:49So good
20:49Go get joe
20:50Go get joe
20:51And I was like well my god I can't believe she's over there
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some some work
20:59And the last filming the fingers crossed it's all gone well
21:02Obviously we'll see how it turns out
21:07Mission alert
21:09It's time for your next sabotage mission
21:12Sam disguised in a suit of armor
21:14You must swap the memory card on team powers camera for an empty one
21:18So they lose all their footage
21:20This mission is worth
21:224,000 pounds
21:24That's big
21:25Remember don't get caught
21:27That's hard that's hard
21:29I can't stay still
21:30Bad bad choice
21:33Welcome to the manor house main lake
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge
21:38Sam you've got to be so careful because they're all around the building
21:41This floor is so slippery
21:43Doesn't it look like you're in strictly come dancing with a suit of armor right now
21:46Yeah
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh yeah
21:49More than
21:50Confident
21:50Yeah
21:51Team power
21:52Come on Sam
21:59Oh wow
22:01Quiet quiet
22:02Sam
22:03Quiet babe
22:04Pun intended
22:05Suits you
22:06Hey
22:08They're coming quickly
22:09Put your headgear down
22:13Back to the blue room
22:15Oh they're coming
22:16They're coming
22:16Put your visor down
22:19And they are about to come in
22:22Louise is walking in flick your head forward
22:26Grab what we need
22:28Leave the camera
22:30They're in
22:30They're in the room
22:31They're in the room
22:32Pop that down
22:33We'll grab a fresh one
22:35Oh my god Mel is right there
22:37And then we'll go down the corridor
22:39And then we're going down
22:39Yeah
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there
22:42For you to steal the memory card
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still
22:49Oh my god
22:49This is the longest
22:51He's ever
22:52Doing a great job
22:53Man hold it hold it hold it
22:54Pop that down
22:55Don't you don't need that
22:56Still walking round with that
22:58They've left their camera
23:00They've left their camera
23:00And they're leaving
23:01Just wait
23:01Not yet
23:02Not yet
23:02Wait
23:03That was amazing
23:06She looked right at me
23:08Sam they are out of the room
23:10Go go go go go
23:11Nice
23:11Wow
23:11Nice
23:12Shut the door
23:14Be really quiet
23:15I'm trying
23:16Now get the memory card
23:17Go get the memory card now
23:20Oh my god
23:21This is very tense
23:22Oh my god
23:23I'm so nervous
23:24Where's the memory card
23:25Oh yes
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera
23:32That is a man with two million followers on Instagram
23:36He knows where the hole is where the memory card goes
23:38What now what do I do now
23:39You need to replace it
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag
23:52Keep quiet
23:54The group's outside
23:55And they might need to come in for anything
23:57So just be careful
23:58After a final debrief with her team
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage to take to the fake show's editor
24:04To brief him on their creative vision
24:06She's coming
24:07She's guys
24:08She's coming
24:08Oh my god
24:09Mel's coming back
24:10We have to be really quick Sam
24:11Oh my god
24:13Oh
24:15She's there
24:15Get that memory card
24:16In that camera
24:17Sam she's coming back
24:18Oh
24:19This is intense
24:21That's it
24:22Yeah
24:23Get back in position
24:24Get a glove on
24:25Sam put your face down
24:40Oh
24:40Right you go and get it
24:41Carry on
24:42Mel's coming back
24:43We have to be really quick Sam
24:47Sam put your face down
24:53Oh my god
24:54Oh my god
24:55Oh my god
24:56Sam do not move a muscle
24:59Like he's right there
25:01Like it's mental
25:01Jesus
25:03What's she checking
25:04What's she checking
25:04What's she checking
25:10Oh my god
25:12Don't know
25:12Mel
25:13Please
25:13You don't know which switch it is
25:15Just take the whole thing
25:16I'm gonna try
25:16Take the whole thing Mel
25:20She's taking forever
25:22Oh my god
25:24Come on
25:26Why is this going on for so long
25:27You've never seen anything like it
25:29This is just take the whole thing
25:30Just take the whole
25:31Just take the whole thing
25:32Just take the whole thing
25:34Just take the whole thing
25:37Take the whole thing
25:42She's actually got the mem
25:43She's got the card
25:44Oh my god
25:44She's taking the card
25:45Oh my god
25:46And she's gonna check it now
25:48She's taking the card
25:48She's taking the card
25:49Oh my god
25:50Oh my god
25:52She's only gone next door
25:54Be quiet
25:54Be quiet
25:55Be quiet
25:55Be quiet
25:55They're just about to find out
25:56That it's empty
25:57Oh my god
25:57Let's hear what they say
25:58Here is our memory stick
26:00Fantastic
26:01So what ideas have you got for your video
26:04And it starts off at the front of the manor house
26:07Then we're gonna move it in as if it was following the order of a natural wedding
26:12Can I just stop you there
26:14Is this is this definitely the right card
26:18I'm gonna make the assumption that it is
26:20Oh my god
26:20I feel sick
26:21So the media should all be in this folder here
26:28As you can see there is nothing there
26:31That means we've got no footage
26:33Look at her face
26:35Look at her face
26:36She's fruming
26:37Did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you
26:40Yeah
26:40I'm sure
26:42This card is blank
26:43You're joking
26:44I'm really sorry
26:46Oh my gosh
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it
26:52Sam she's mortified
26:55But remember
26:56She'll be all right about this tomorrow
26:58When we win her some money she's gonna love
27:01She'll be fine
27:01Right I'll go in
27:02I'll go in there
27:03Tell the guy
27:05She's coming back Sam
27:06I don't know what we're gonna do
27:09Straight back to hq buddy
27:10Anyway
27:11Thank you
27:13Straight through the bookcase
27:16Let's go let's go
27:18Hurry up Sam
27:20I'm gonna say when they do that
27:24I can hear some metal coming in
27:26Yeah
27:28Yeah
27:28Yeah
27:30Come on
27:31Come on let's see with our husband
27:32Ow
27:33Hey that
27:33Yes
27:34It's done
27:34Okay
27:36I don't know if I'm being stitched off
27:38Oh
27:39Stitched up
27:40Uh oh
27:44Hello love
27:45I don't quite know how to tell you this
27:46She's fuming look
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today
27:52Joking me
27:52I don't understand we've been pressing the buttons all day
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually
27:58I swear to go home
28:00I swear
28:02That's impossible
28:03No
28:03It feels bad now
28:05But we have just won them loads of money
28:07They know
28:08Yeah
28:08This is it
28:09Yeah
28:10That's impossible
28:10I would have thought too but
28:12We looked at it
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light
28:14Yeah I've seen the red light
28:15I have seen the red light
28:17Oh it's just
28:18Oh it's wrenching
28:20I pressed the button
28:21A little dot came up with RAC like record
28:24I really don't know what's going on there
28:25I really don't know
28:27HQ alert
28:29Celebrities
28:29Your first day of sabotaging is over
28:32And you have added £11,000 to the prize pot
28:38Get a good night's sleep
28:40As there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:42Let's go
28:43How do I take this off?
28:46It's day two
28:48We're back
28:50And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from sarah
28:55Let's talk about sarah
28:57She's great
28:57She's in it
28:59Isn't she
28:59She's so good with it
29:01Here they come everyone
29:03We're giving them money at the end
29:05We're trying to win their money
29:06And that's what makes it more easy for us to be so
29:10Yeah
29:10Deceptive
29:13Good morning applicants
29:16Morning
29:16For today's task
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2E
29:22To come here to the manor house for a team building away day
29:26Oh
29:26Wow
29:27That's good
29:27Team blue vision
29:29You will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:33Oh
29:34Look how flexible Judy is
29:36This is Judy doing the yoga
29:37Yes
29:38Come on
29:40Look at that
29:40Come on
29:41A bit of fun
29:42Team power
29:43You will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day
29:47Oh
29:47That's great
29:49My worst nightmare
29:51It hurts though
29:52You have two hours until your clients arrive
29:58Good luck
29:59Off you go
30:00Thank you
30:01Thank you
30:02With the task set
30:03The teams head inside for some away day brainstorming
30:07I love a bit of yoga and wellness
30:09Yeah
30:10Yeah
30:10We've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape
30:16Paintballing
30:16What are we thinking about the theme then
30:18We can all be superheroes
30:19We need to call ahead to the local party shop
30:22Okay
30:23To secure our costumes
30:25Mission alert
30:27Oh
30:29Celebrities
30:30The applicants have been set their next task
30:32GK
30:33You must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:35And convince team power to order the wrong costumes
30:38Yes
30:39This mission is worth
30:412,000 pounds
30:47Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Everyone listen
30:51Right everyone shut up
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54Yes
30:54Yes
30:55Right
30:56Hello
30:56Hello
30:57Good morning
30:57I'm just wondering if we could order a few costumes please
31:00Yeah of course
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect
31:02So basically we're looking for some superhero costumes
31:05We would need three of them
31:06So the only like three matching outfits we have are cowgirls
31:13Oh
31:16Okay
31:17Brilliant
31:18All right we're taking it
31:19All right thank you
31:20I'll see you soon
31:21Goodbye
31:22We've just won them some money
31:24That was great
31:25You are going to be the most fortunate cowgirl
31:34While team power come to terms with being paint bowling cowgirls
31:39Team Blue Vision are hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation
31:43So we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests
31:47So we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi
31:50Yeah
31:51And spirulina
31:52Yeah
31:52Yeah
31:52Great
31:53Mission alert
31:55It's time for your next mission
31:56Joe
31:57Disguised as an armchair
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder
32:04So it stains the client's skin
32:06Oh that's so good
32:08That's devious
32:10This mission is worth six thousand pounds
32:12Oh wow
32:13That is very risky
32:20Joel we can see you
32:21You look amazing
32:22You've got to be really quiet
32:24Team power are in the blue room joel
32:26And also mate
32:27Team blue vision are in the dining room
32:30The way joel is walking so slow it's stressing me out
32:33Joel you're going to have to put a speed on there mate
32:35I'm a chair
32:37Oh Sarah's there
32:41Oh he's in
32:42He's landed
32:44Sarah would you like to sit on the chair
32:46Just sorry don't tell joel
32:48Just very very quietly go and then just sit on him
32:52He's just
32:54He's got no idea
32:55Are you doing amazing stay exactly where you are
32:59And lean back
33:00Lean back
33:01Lean back
33:02Oh my god one of the contestants is sitting on you
33:05Joel don't move don't move there's a contestant sitting on you
33:10You can hit joel laughing
33:11I can feel it's Sarah Davies
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon
33:17Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19Here it is
33:20What is going on?
33:22Here we go
33:24Jake this is all in there
33:26Oh there's bad banners and everything
33:30Oh my gosh
33:35What is this?
33:37Is it Jake's not happy?
33:38Jake's not happy at all
33:39He looks a bit fuming
33:40Okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out
33:42Let's get ready to make the face masks
33:45Let's go
33:45Let's go
33:47Joel
33:48Team blue vision is moving they're on the move
33:52Joel they're in the orange rain
33:54Look at these ingredients
33:57They look fab
33:59That's very green
34:00Joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay
34:05Oh my god that was risky look
34:09Sarah's laughing look
34:12You just look so cherry it's brilliant
34:15Now they did say if you add more of something
34:18I think it was spirulina
34:19That it gives a little bit more a boost of something
34:22It's a lot of spirulina isn't it
34:24Should we keep to the keep to the recipe
34:26Keep to the recipe yeah i think so
34:28But remember it's about those extras
34:30Isn't it all right give it a little bit more
34:32Yeah give it a few why not
34:34Joel this is actually really good as well
34:36The boys are putting in loads of the recipe
34:39And it's gonna make it look really green anyway so your stuff you can put loads in
34:45Little thumbs up if you understand
34:47Yeah let's go with that
34:48All right
35:17Yeah
35:47You've got to go
35:47Keep making it sticky
35:48It's all good natural ingredients
35:49But i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine
35:55Yes that's great
35:56Oh no it's on your sofa
35:58And we'll just get him back to hq
36:00Run to the bookcase
36:01Run to the bookcase joel
36:03Let's go with the right ingredients
36:05Well hopefully
36:06This is the saddest thing
36:07This is this is this is an awkward run
36:09This is like the lowest point in joel's career
36:20With everything says the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24To welcome their corporate guests
36:26Look that look that look
36:28Oh
36:28Sui arriving
36:32Look great
36:35Are you ready to join us
36:37Hello
36:37Let's go
36:38Let's go
36:39Yee-haw
36:40Yee-haw
36:41That was a great the yee-haw action
36:43Yeah i like it
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today
36:45As team power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up paintballing
36:49team blue vision prepare to pamper their guests
36:52Do you mind if i put this face mask on your face
36:55With what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotage green food dye enhanced face mask
37:02Oh my day
37:03Here we go
37:04Face marks are coming
37:05Face marks are coming
37:06Oh my god
37:08I want to think what that is
37:10This is terrible
37:12Only the best and most premium products for our guests at the blue vision retreat
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it it does have magic ingredients yes
37:26Yeah food coloring
37:36Okay ladies it's time to remove your mask oh my god oh my god oh no oh it's not gonna
37:43it's not gonna stain our faces there
37:46Oh no it won't stain your faces that's rank i look like shrek
37:52If you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no it's not ever no it won't
37:58oh my god
38:01Would anyone like a green smoothie
38:05Would anyone like a green smoothie
38:06Oh my god
38:07Oh my god
38:08Sarah is this as bad as it looks
38:14Oh my god
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements guys
38:31So you know i put the ingredients in so i'm happy to sort of take the the kind of blame
38:36on that one
38:45I'll get in there joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:49We're so good
38:55Oh my god
38:57Well done everyone well done i've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but never anything like
39:03this
39:03I feel like i've scrubbed a layer of skin off i'm absolutely not coming back to this far
39:09A hundred percent
39:11Meanwhile over with team power
39:12What we're going to be doing today is paintballing and we are in the woods for this as well
39:16So you've got to go very careful it's just going to be quite a fun day to be fair
39:23Okay so we're going to move on to the yoga which i'm taking
39:29Mission alert
39:32Celebrities yeah it's time for your final sabotage missions
39:37Joe you will stay behind as mission controller gk
39:42Hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop emma's yoga ball mid-class
39:46Oh i love this and then and then joel sam and judy posing as team power paintballers
39:58You must sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
40:05That's incredible
40:07Celebrities each mission is worth five thousand pounds
40:11What so there is a total of ten thousand pounds up for grabs wow wow
40:17And remember don't get caught do not get caught okay gk you need to find something to pop the balls
40:25with
40:25Yeah we need to find guns
40:27Let's go joe
40:33And breathe in
40:36And breathe out
40:41Oh my god
40:43Have you found the box gk lovely and breathe out oh my god
40:51Jesus wept
40:53Are you all right
40:54That's wiseful so grab your balls please
40:57She looks at her right while she's sat there she will see me we are literally high level here we
41:03go gk
41:05I think you'll have one go at it
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball okay get your ball and just sit on it
41:12I'm waiting for her to bounce
41:15And bounce on it
41:18Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can
41:24Oh my god
41:26Okay go for it go for it
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it and bounce on it
41:43Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:44Okay go for it go for it
41:51Oh my word oh that is brilliant
42:00I'm sorry
42:02I'm sorry that was brilliant
42:04How embarrassing
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:08And back to hq
42:09I'm not confident this ball so i'm just uh i'm just getting the feel for it
42:15After a successful explosive mission gk sneaks back to join joe in mission hq
42:22But meanwhile over in the woods team power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:27Come on guys
42:29Teamwork communication
42:31Allowing judy joel and sam
42:33God i'm so excited to sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes
42:39And breathe in
42:42Cause absolute carnage
42:44Big time
42:45Oh my god
42:47Sam don't show your face
42:50Go on have it large judy
42:51Go on go go go
42:53This
42:56Paint everywhere
42:58Paint everywhere
43:02Go on go go go go
43:16Let's just keep focused on the breathing
43:18Oh my god
43:20I'm so just on my face
43:26Yeah
43:30Sorry guys
43:31This is really dramatic
43:33Who feels relaxed
43:34Team power came in and ambushed my whole class
43:37They've 100% done it on purpose
43:39They're trying to sabotage our task
43:41It was carnage absolute carnage
43:43I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us
43:48I cannot believe they've done this to us
43:50They've played us dirty
43:59With the disastrous away day done
44:02The applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to sarah's office
44:07Or so they think
44:08Oh my word
44:10What is that?
44:11This is a bookcase
44:13Wow
44:15Oh my god
44:16Oh wow
44:18She's been watching us the full time
44:21No way
44:22Celebrity sabotage
44:24But we're not celebrities
44:25What is happening here?
44:27Oh hello
44:28Hello
44:30Hello applicants
44:31Now you must be wondering what on earth is going on
44:35Just a bit
44:37But I've got something to tell you
44:40The applicant is not a real show
44:43What?
44:45Take a look at this
44:47Oh
44:48Oh
44:49What?
44:51Sam Thompson
44:52GK Murray
44:53What?
44:54It's a big poop
44:55What?
44:56How would you like it into your bird?
44:58It's genie love
44:59I love genie love
45:00I love it
45:01Ah
45:05We need them to stop filming mate
45:07No dammit
45:07What?
45:08How did I not recognise him?
45:10Now get the memory card
45:12He stole our footage
45:14No
45:15It's a chair
45:16You're going to need to add some water
45:18Get it all in
45:18I didn't put too much in
45:20Exactly
45:21We were scrubbing their faces for hours
45:23Okay
45:23Go for it
45:24Go for it
45:25Joe Brown
45:26Nice
45:30Ha ha ha ha
45:32This is hilarious
45:35Yes
45:47We're sorry
45:48Now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show
45:52You've actually been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage
45:57And you did
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed
46:02We've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you to share
46:08The total prize one for you all is 29,000 pounds
46:16Coming out with 4,800 pound it's just incredible
46:20I thought you had no idea there were celebrities underneath the house
46:24I thought it was just bad luck all the way
46:28I can't wait to be able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to
46:33go on for the last couple of years
46:34And I've been promising them
46:39Next time on celebrity sabotage
46:44Welcome to our brand new show couple goals
46:47Matt
46:48Matt you need to splash emma
46:49Oh no
46:54Woo!
46:55Woo!
46:57Yeah!
46:58Yeah!
46:58Yeah!
47:24Yeah!
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