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00:05Ah, man.
00:07Anthony, what's that?
00:08Sorry, other Anthony.
00:10Uh, it's like a turbo thermos.
00:13Like, I think it was a welcome gift.
00:15It can hold water, but not a lot of water.
00:18It was, like, in my closet.
00:19It's just in the closet?
00:20Yeah.
00:21It wasn't, like, on the counter or anything?
00:23No, it was, like, on the floor.
00:24So maybe I think that was leftover from whoever.
00:28Like, but it's kind of like a...
00:29Oh, what is that?
00:30It's kind of like a...
00:31I think that's the ice.
00:32Look at that.
00:33What water bottle is mostly jelly?
00:35Right?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Did you get something like this?
00:38Is there a straw?
00:38You just got the black one, too?
00:39I did, too.
00:40Well, I probably couldn't drink it without the straw.
00:44No, no.
00:45Did you wash it?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Seriously.
00:47I can't read it.
00:50Oh.
00:51Oh.
00:51I don't know if you want to be drinking that.
00:53Why?
00:54It says Fleshlight Turbo.
00:56What's a Fleshlight?
00:58What?
00:58Is it a...
00:58It's not a...
00:59It's not a flashlight.
01:01It ain't a thermos.
01:02Wait.
01:02You don't know what that is?
01:04Wait.
01:05Somebody's got to tell me.
01:06What is a Fleshlight?
01:08Um...
01:09Uh...
01:10Uh...
01:10What is a...
01:11It's a...
01:12It's a masturbatory toy for men.
01:14Oh!
01:15Wait, so it's not...
01:16And you're drinking out of it?
01:17I thought...
01:17What?
01:18I thought it was a...
01:19Put it down!
01:20Other Anthony, honey.
01:22Yeah.
01:23You need to put it down.
01:24This is not clean.
01:25Oh, my.
01:26Oh, my.
01:27Oh, my.
01:28So I spoke with Marjorie, and she let me know that that was not a welcome gift.
01:32This...
01:32Honestly, this is like classic Malibu realtors.
01:35So you think somebody...
01:36Did somebody use that?
01:37I don't know, honey, but if they did, they weren't just sticking ice in it.
01:44Are you guys excited about the retreat?
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47I'm stoked.
01:47Obviously, it's Doug's last retreat.
01:51Give it up for the new CEO of Rockin' Grandma's Hot Dog.
01:54He's a great kid.
01:55Yeah.
01:56And is he the right fit for CEO?
01:58Will you marry me?
01:59No.
02:00Kevin!
02:02You're Captain Funk.
02:03You got this.
02:03You got this.
02:04I don't got this.
02:11My intention is to find and open the time capsule.
02:15Oh!
02:16Malibu realtors.
02:18They were f***ing monsters.
02:19I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine, and they were swirling around cocaine in it.
02:43It's an empty seat.
02:45This is going to be empty.
02:47Last night, Kevin had some family issues that he had to go and deal with.
02:50So he had to leave, but he designated me Captain Fun.
02:55And I actually don't have the hat on right now.
02:56I need to run and grab it.
02:57So I got a little bit of a promotion from Lieutenant to Captain.
03:00Is Kevin coming back today?
03:04Honestly, I don't know if Kevin is...
03:05Hey, guys!
03:06Do either of these trees look like a... kind of like a screaming man to you guys?
03:11Well, I'm not sure what he means by a screaming man.
03:13We're trying to find the time capsule.
03:15You don't remember where you put it?
03:17No.
03:18I remember being like near a tree that looked kind of like a screaming man.
03:22But if you said...
03:22Y'all say, let me finish up this interview and I'll do a walk around with you and see if
03:25we can find it.
03:26For real?
03:26Yeah, I got you.
03:27My man.
03:28Yes, sir.
03:32Yo, there he is!
03:34Sail Capitan!
03:37Hey, I'm the captain now, right?
03:39Captain Ron.
03:40It's a good movie, huh?
03:41Good morning, man.
03:42I'm like a little nervous, like first day as CEO, you know?
03:47Big first day for you.
03:48First day as Captain Fun, you know?
03:50Take a breath.
03:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:52Look, I need today to go well, right?
03:54So I was wondering if you could just back me up as Captain Fun, you know?
03:57I have my back.
03:57Yeah, yes, sir.
03:58I got you.
03:59I got you, man.
04:00Appreciate you, bro.
04:01Let's go.
04:02Yeah, yes, sir.
04:04Good morning, everybody.
04:05Morning, morning.
04:06Hey.
04:06All right, good morning, everyone.
04:08Good morning.
04:09Let's all begin.
04:11Gather around.
04:12Take a seat.
04:12Or remain seated.
04:14Or stand at your leisure.
04:18Actually, I'm not CEO yet, so we're going to wait for Dad to get started.
04:24Good start.
04:25Good start.
04:26Good start.
04:27Good start.
04:28Yeah, we'll just wait for Dad.
04:31Amy?
04:32Mm-hmm?
04:32After Kevin's prank last night, I gotta know, are you okay?
04:38That's so sweet, Jimmy.
04:39Yeah, I'm good.
04:41I'm actually, like, really good.
04:43Oh, Jimmy the ally.
04:45Yeah.
04:46He has a past, and he's really trying to make up for every dark, ugly, nasty thing he did.
04:52It's okay to not be okay.
04:55Aw, Jimmy, I love that.
04:57Everyone these days is just trying to be relevant and caring and thoughtful and be kind, and it's just grinding
05:06my ass into a stub.
05:08And so the last night, I couldn't sleep because I was up all night, and we were like, okay, Amy,
05:10girl, you just turned 40.
05:12What are fun, cool things you want to experience while you still have time?
05:16You mean like a bucket list?
05:18A what?
05:19A bucket list.
05:20It's just all the things that you want to do before you die.
05:22That's, yes, oh my God, a bucket list.
05:24A bucket list, yeah.
05:25Yes, I need to make a bucket list.
05:26You never made one before?
05:26No, have you?
05:27Yeah, several.
05:29Seriously?
05:29Yeah.
05:29That is such a good idea.
05:31Good.
05:32Oh, I'm sorry.
05:32Fantastic.
05:33Good morning.
05:34Hey, guys.
05:35Let's look live.
05:36Can I have everyone's attention, please?
05:37Now we'll formally begin.
05:41We'll formally begin, all right.
05:43Hey, guys, day two, Rockin' Grandma's Retreat.
05:49I spoke with Kevin and his mom, and she said he's doing fine.
05:53He's probably not going to be back today.
05:55Okay.
05:56Okay, so.
05:58Kevin played a prank on us and proposed to Amy.
06:01He said it was a prank after he proposed, and Amy said no.
06:03And he left.
06:05So I think he just needs to take a beat.
06:08Today is going to be amazing.
06:10It is Seminar Day!
06:14Well, we do a lot of fun things at the retreat,
06:19but Seminar Day is not one of the fun things.
06:23I think last year we had a nine-hour seminar on, um, what was it?
06:29Uh, listening.
06:30I think.
06:32No, I don't remember that.
06:33But it's easy to remember three things, situation, behavior, impact.
06:37These are things that are going to make feedback more receivable and effective.
06:42I kind of fell asleep during one guy, and when I woke up, that guy turned into a different guy.
06:48There are a lot of ways in which conflict may arise.
06:51There is also a wide array of what constitutes harassment.
06:55That includes intimidating looks and staring, comments about appearance, vulgar gestures, whistling and making kissing noises, racist, xenophobic, homophobic, sexist,
07:06transphobic slurs.
07:07It's my most favorite day of the retreat.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Well.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:14What was that?
07:16No, it's, um, it's my new posture trainer.
07:18If I slouch, it corrects me.
07:21God.
07:22Okay.
07:22Lastly, the bystander justifies inaction by saying, it's not my problem.
07:28I'm not going to lie, this morning's speakers were super lame and boring.
07:33Uh, so, uh, made a future executive decision and hired a speaker my own.
07:39And she was dope.
07:41Total vibe shift.
07:42Steve, is that how you pronounce it?
07:43Steve, Steve?
07:44That is correct.
07:45Yes.
07:45Doug, is that how you pronounce it?
07:46Doug?
07:46Doug, yes.
07:48Older?
07:51My name is Christine.
07:53I live in a condo.
07:58I went to an online university to get my public speaking certificate.
08:14And now I speak all over the country.
08:21Emotions and vulnerability in the workspace.
08:24It's an important area that we don't always think about.
08:27Because we hear things like, don't invite Susan to the meeting.
08:32She's on her period, she'll probably cry.
08:34Could be something like that.
08:35You've heard that before.
08:36Okay.
08:37I have never heard that.
08:39Now, I'm going to have you reach down, open up your envelope and there'll be a sentence inside.
08:44And I want you to read it aloud to the group.
08:46Let's start with you.
08:47Jimmy, is that how you pronounce it?
08:48Jimmy?
08:48Yeah.
08:49I want you to read that out loud with no emotions attached.
08:53I hate everyone in this room.
08:54Oh my God.
08:56Hey, no emotions guys.
08:58Sorry.
08:59My girlfriend dumped me because she said she didn't feel that I had any emotion when I told
09:06her I loved her.
09:07Well, how do you say it?
09:09I love you.
09:11Oh.
09:12Well, you could put a little more passion in it.
09:15I love you.
09:17That was better.
09:18That was good.
09:19That was just louder.
09:20That was just louder.
09:20I just think I'll probably die alone.
09:24My dog is my husband.
09:27Okay.
09:29So, how does that feel?
09:31Bad because I love being able to support people with emotions.
09:35Not quite.
09:36Not quite.
09:36But close.
09:37My dog is my husband.
09:39What does that even mean, right?
09:41But let's put some emotion on it.
09:42So, if I say, my dog is my husband.
09:47Right?
09:47It's almost like maybe there's a lady who had spoken to a witch or a wizard.
09:51And the wizard's saying, you have a beautiful golden retriever, but you don't have a husband.
09:55But we could turn the golden retriever into a husband somehow.
09:59Yeah.
09:59So, I haven't attended too many seminars.
10:02So, I'm not sure how they go.
10:03But this one was pretty weird.
10:05And I just try to be there and support Dougie like I promised.
10:08Anthony.
10:09Anthony.
10:09Is that how you can pronounce it?
10:10Anthony, Anthony.
10:12I am humiliated to admit it, but I ruined the bedding.
10:17Ew.
10:18It happens.
10:21So, for this exercise, you'll come up.
10:24You'll sit in the boss's chair.
10:25We'll have our meeting where I'll tell you my problem.
10:27Once I tell you my problem, you're going to say,
10:29I have to admit I don't know what to do.
10:34Yo, what up?
10:35Welcome to my office.
10:36What's cracking?
10:37Is that maybe how you would speak to it?
10:39Yeah, yeah.
10:39Okay.
10:40Or like, what's going on?
10:41Oh, God.
10:44I know about an elevator that's been stuck on the seventh floor with people in it for many
10:49hours and I haven't said anything about it.
10:54I gotta admit, I don't know what to do.
11:01There's something about the way you're just throwing it away that is actually really charming.
11:07And that's a man in charge.
11:12Dougie.
11:27Oh, you guys, I've been working on my bucket list.
11:30Can I share?
11:32Please, what's up?
11:33Please do.
11:33Yeah, let's hear it.
11:34Okay.
11:35Stand up for myself.
11:37I feel like I could cross that off.
11:40Time Square for New Year's.
11:43Oh, boy.
11:44I love crowds.
11:46Get highlights, but just simple ones, not like chunky, but enough to still get a compliment
11:53on.
11:54Let her cook, let her cook.
11:55Yeah, we gotta keep going.
11:57This feels crazy.
11:58Is this crazy?
12:00Uh-uh.
12:00Oh, ooh.
12:01Hike?
12:02Oh, dear God.
12:03What?
12:04Kind of boring.
12:06Don't yuck my yum.
12:07What do you mean?
12:07What?
12:07Well, I don't mean any disrespect, sweetie, and you should do all of those things.
12:11Okay.
12:11Absolutely.
12:12And I do want to.
12:12But you gotta put yourself out there.
12:14Okay.
12:15Take a risk.
12:16Well, give me one.
12:17Okay, like, go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.
12:22Helen, no!
12:25It's a bucket list.
12:26It should be great.
12:27Wait, wait.
12:28Take him to a dark alley and have sex with him there.
12:31He was wild when you was young, huh?
12:33I don't know if I want to have sex in alleyway.
12:36No.
12:36And if it's too dirty, you can just use the car.
12:39Not in the alleyway.
12:41Wait, I have one.
12:42Okay, yeah, what is it?
12:43Um, have you ever seen the TV show Bones?
12:47Uh-uh.
12:47Okay, well, I think you should watch an episode of Bones before you die.
12:52I'll watch Bones with you if you want.
12:54Really?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Everyone should come because everyone should watch it before they die.
12:59Hey, guys!
13:00Guys!
13:01There's been a robbery.
13:03What?
13:04Yeah.
13:05What you mean robbed?
13:06Everyone's like, what happened?
13:08Thought something bad happened.
13:09Mm-hmm.
13:09I just went in here, and a 48-bag box of Cool Ranch Doritos has gone missing.
13:16Somebody took the box, and so I just need to know who took it.
13:19I didn't take it.
13:20I didn't take it, no.
13:22Really?
13:22Nobody wants to admit they took it?
13:24I didn't take it.
13:25I said, y'all, you can search my room.
13:27I don't know, you know.
13:27We didn't know what to do.
13:29We were like, is this real?
13:31Yeah.
13:31This is just like the Malibu Realtors all over again.
13:34If this turns into Grey Goose bottles and fleshlights, I swear to freaking God.
13:42God damn it.
13:43It wasn't the chips.
13:45It was the trust.
13:46She had the Malibu Realtors last week here, and she said she has PTSD from them because they
13:52had no respect.
13:54All right, so did anybody take the chips?
13:57I don't think anybody here did.
13:58Amy.
13:59What?
14:00You do love Cool Ranch Doritos.
14:01I know they are my favorite.
14:02I'm not saying you did it, but like...
14:04Did you do it?
14:05I don't need 50 bags.
14:07Yeah, oh yeah.
14:08I mean, I believe all women, right?
14:10So I believe all of y'all that you did not take the chips.
14:13And Marjorie's a woman too, and I believe her.
14:15So I don't know.
14:17Thank you, Jimmy.
14:18You didn't have to...
14:18How do we solve this?
14:19I don't know.
14:21The whole thing is like letting her search to where they could be, and I don't know how
14:26comfortable y'all are with that.
14:27Yeah.
14:28I mean, we could like, you know what I'm saying?
14:29And I guess search each other's rooms, because like if you go search your room, you're lying.
14:33Right.
14:33Thank you, yeah.
14:33That's true.
14:33We could all go as like a group, so that way we all get...
14:36It's like...
14:37It's like team building.
14:38Let's go.
14:38Team building.
14:40Who's the liar?
14:41That's weird.
14:43Where are we starting?
14:44Where are we starting?
14:45Future CEO, we can check my room first.
14:47All right.
14:48That's what leaders do.
14:49Nothing to see.
14:50Dougie's room is clear.
14:51No chips.
14:52Just a big-ass Jamaican flag.
14:54You're ripping the boys from Kingston.
14:56Dougie.
14:57Uh-uh.
14:57We done.
14:58Yeah.
14:58Sorry, my bad.
14:59Anthony and Dougie led us from room to room, digging in everybody's stuff, trying to
15:03find these Doritos.
15:04PJ's the first one that I think it possibly might be.
15:07Oh, dang!
15:08Come.
15:09I have a huge suitcase full of my snacks.
15:14I don't need to take Cool Ranch Doritos, okay?
15:17Well, I'm trying to be a snackfluencer.
15:19I can't just talk the talk, honey.
15:22I have to snack the snack.
15:23The social media thing, I see it and I just feel like I know I can do it.
15:26Your personality, then you have your snacks.
15:28Like, that's just you.
15:29You know what I'm saying?
15:30Just take that and put it on the internet.
15:33Okay.
15:34Claire's room is good.
15:35No chips.
15:36Jackie's room is clear.
15:38Amy's room is clear.
15:39Steve's room is clear.
15:40No chips.
15:41I mean, actually, Jimmy, we ain't going to your room.
15:44Yeah, that's what I think.
15:45You're right.
15:46We didn't.
15:47You're right.
15:48You know, I actually have some delicate items sitting out.
15:54I don't know if we all need to go in my room.
15:56Uh, you're clearing them.
15:57Will you just come?
15:58Yeah, I got you.
15:59I got you.
15:59Okay.
15:59All right.
16:00Thanks for coming in.
16:01Yeah, yeah, for sure.
16:03Um, all right, look.
16:05Uh, I, um, you know, old me used to be problematic, right?
16:11And, uh, so new Jimmy, sober, making changes.
16:14All right, I don't want to go back to that.
16:16So what I do is when I travel, I carry with me what I call a shame altar.
16:21So that they remind me of what I used to be like.
16:25Okay.
16:26Halloween was a big day for old Jimmy.
16:28And these are some costume changes that were regrettable that I wish I could get back.
16:33Mike Jack?
16:34MJ?
16:35Michael Jackson.
16:36I mean, obviously you see how wrong that is.
16:38Uh, what's wrong with it?
16:41It's a white face.
16:44But you're white.
16:46Oh, look at these two.
16:47PJ!
16:48What do you got in there, though?
16:49Find out what's in there.
16:50What do you got in there, though?
16:51Uh, what the fuck?
16:54Pocahontas?
16:54Uh, close.
16:56Pocahontas.
16:57I feel like that's a little bit of, what would you call it, culture appropriation?
17:01It's a lot of things.
17:02Also, it's real leather.
17:05I think they're pornographic items.
17:07Oh.
17:08Oh.
17:08I'm not surprised.
17:10Well, old Jimmy.
17:10That's still part of old Jimmy.
17:12Yeah, yeah.
17:12We should probably look for these chicks before they start asking too many questions.
17:15Oh.
17:15Yeah.
17:16You don't really have too much space to hide it.
17:18Actually, there's one last picture.
17:21Oh, Lord.
17:22Okay.
17:23I mean, it's the worst.
17:25I feel awful about it, but it's not in here.
17:28It's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
17:31Look, man, I'm glad you shared this with me.
17:33I'm glad you were able to open up, but we gotta get back to look for these chips.
17:36Oh.
17:37Don't wait.
17:37Don't wait.
17:37Yeah, absolutely.
17:38Yeah, he had some personal things in there.
17:40I mean, nothing crazy that you could think of.
17:41Just some things that I can respect, and I definitely understand why he might not want
17:45people in there.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Nothing German or anything.
17:48What?
17:50Okay.
17:50Jeremy's room is clear.
17:52No chips, and nothing to worry about at all.
17:55Nothing.
17:57Okay.
17:59Hey, on to my room.
18:00All right.
18:01See?
18:01Like, come check out my snacks.
18:02The only thing I took was my beef jerky.
18:04You feel what I'm saying?
18:05I see chips, but not the Cool Ranch Doritos.
18:08Anthony's room is clear.
18:10No chips.
18:11Can this be over?
18:13I want to be inside.
18:14For real.
18:15Oh, hey, guys.
18:16Dad's here.
18:16Dad, hey.
18:17Hey, guys.
18:18Hey.
18:18Hey.
18:18What do you got?
18:19Nothing.
18:20We checked everybody's room.
18:22Nobody had him in the room.
18:23Yeah.
18:23And what's going on?
18:25Nothing.
18:25No chips.
18:26Nothing.
18:27It was like a team-building game.
18:29Exercise.
18:29Exercise a game.
18:30Like a trust game.
18:31No, no, no.
18:32Marjorie is really, really upset about this.
18:34Okay?
18:35She's pissed.
18:35She thinks you guys are just blowing her off, man.
18:38What?
18:38No, we just did the...
18:39Blowing her off is what?
18:40We just wanted to go search everybody's rooms to double check that nobody was lying.
18:44Exactly.
18:44Okay, but the bottom line is somebody took the chips, and we got to find out who it was.
18:48As incoming CEO, I will just say that I took the chips.
18:51No, nobody's saying they took the chips if they did not take the chips.
18:54So then what happens when she asks for the chips back? What are you going to do?
18:57I'll say I ate them.
18:5848 bags of them?
18:59I don't...
19:00Hi, guys.
19:01Hi, Marjorie.
19:02Oh.
19:03So we just went through everybody's room, and there were no chips in there.
19:06So I genuinely don't think anybody from Mark and Grandma has them.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Okay, well, that doesn't add up.
19:13So you searched everybody's room?
19:15Everybody's?
19:15Yeah, we searched everybody's room.
19:16You didn't miss anybody?
19:17Every single room?
19:18Yeah, we searched everybody's room except for Kevin.
19:20You didn't search Kevin.
19:22Oh.
19:22He's gone and his is all the way across.
19:24He's not down the list.
19:25Let's go search it.
19:26Let's go look.
19:27Okay.
19:27Honestly, it's not even, like, about the chips, you know?
19:29The chips, it's the trust.
19:30Yeah, for sure.
19:33Oh.
19:35Oh, found him.
19:37What?
19:38No.
19:39Wow.
19:40No way.
19:42Yo.
19:42This is my fault.
19:44What?
19:44This is my fault.
19:45Oh, my God.
19:47Yo.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:53This is so romantic, but this is, um, this is not the right.
19:56Oh, God.
19:58There were Doritos and a heart, um, with rose petals around.
20:03I do really love these.
20:05It was, like, really romantic.
20:07I'm guessing it was part of the joke engagement.
20:10Marjorie, I'm so sorry.
20:12This feels like my, I'm so, because if I didn't love Cool Ranch,
20:15Doritos and Kevin didn't love me.
20:17This is not your fault.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:18This is not you.
20:20Seeing how happy the day-old stale chips arranged in the shape of a heart
20:24would have made Amy if it were with someone other than Kevin
20:27made me realize that maybe I don't have to say I love you,
20:30but I can show it through dumb gestures.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Just, like, if this was with someone else, you know what I mean?
20:37Like, I would have been perfect.
20:38Those have been out for a few days.
20:39I don't know if you should.
20:40Those are really bad.
20:41I think some of the black spots of the chips were actually rat droppings also.
20:45Oh.
20:46I ate one.
20:50Way to take command, my brother, for real.
20:53Any time I get an opportunity to, like, just jump out in the front
20:57and just be like, you know, how can we do this?
20:59Or when somebody asks for, like, a guest or, like, a helper or something,
21:03I'm like, let me jump in there.
21:05Yeah.
21:05You got that good attitude, man.
21:07That's great, bro.
21:08Today was about trust, and we kind of lost ours for a minute out there.
21:13But we were able to earn it back.
21:15That's right.
21:16Mm-hmm.
21:17Can I trust you to not judge me or all the really cool, fun things that I want to do?
21:22Yes.
21:24Helen?
21:25Yes.
21:27Oh, my gosh, you did it!
21:29We all did it!
21:31I trust you!
21:32I love that!
21:33You guys are so strong!
21:35I know it's only day one of the retreat, but the people here have made me feel like I'm a
21:39part of the team, and that's super cool.
21:42You know the way you were willing to take the blame for your team?
21:45That's real leadership.
21:47Thanks, Dad.
21:49Oh!
21:50Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my
21:52God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh,
22:03my God!
22:03Major March! You liked that?
22:05Yeah.
22:05Okay.
22:11One of the realtors?
22:13Honestly, yeah.
22:14They all had those Porsche Cayenne.
22:17I'll believe it with the suit.
22:19Oh, hey!
22:19I don't think I can deal with this right now. I'm just,
22:22Oh, I'm so. It's okay, it's okay. That's acquittable.
22:23Hi, you work here?
22:25Yeah, I remember you.
22:26It's Maggie.
22:28No, Marjorie.
22:29I was here last week, the Malibu Real Estate Association.
22:32Yeah, no, I know who you are.
22:33Cole, I know.
22:34Yeah, I left a personal item here.
22:35I just, if I could just get back into my old room,
22:37I'll run in real quick, grab it, and I'll get out of it.
22:39Is there somebody in there already?
22:40Yeah, there's someone staying in that room.
22:42Well, I'm a, I actually have a real estate license,
22:44so I'm a, I can enter other homes even with a tenant inside.
22:47Can you describe it?
22:48Yeah, it's, um, it's kind of tubular.
22:51It's, like, made out of this hard plastic.
22:52It's, like, a tool.
22:53It's, like, a relaxation device.
22:55Like a massager or something?
22:56It is, like, a form of massage.
22:59It looks like, kind of, like, a coffee thermos for, like,
23:02like a travel mug, kind of this erotic ice blue color.
23:06So a blue coffee mug, essentially, is what we're looking for?
23:08Yeah, pretty much.
23:09Can you fill it up?
23:10You do fill it up.
23:11I mean, yeah, you can throw it right in the dishwasher, honestly.
23:14If you don't think it's in the room, it might be,
23:15it might be by the business center, by the computer,
23:18or maybe by, like, the muddy part of the creek,
23:20where I could sketch it.
23:21All right, boss, yeah, man, if we find it,
23:23we can bring it to one of your open houses.
23:25I got you.
23:26No, no, I could not ask anybody to do that.
23:28I insist that you actually don't do that.
23:30Oh, yeah, we'll keep an eye out, man.
23:31All right, we'll see you later, Cole.
23:32It's a beautiful car, man.
23:34What is it?
23:34Oh, thanks, yeah, it's a Cayenne.
23:36Is that a turbo?
23:37No, I know, I just got base.
23:39Oh, just base?
23:40Okay.
23:41Wait, did you say turbo?
23:43We'll see you later.
23:46You're ice cold.
23:47Me?
23:48Yes.
23:48Yeah, I was trying so hard not to laugh.
23:51I'm gonna fist bump you as soon as you can.
23:53Yeah.
23:53That was the best thing.
23:56Good job.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Yeah, so tomorrow it gets real.
24:01I have my first presentation to our clients as future CEO,
24:05so I just kind of wanted to chill and watch a little TV.
24:09Oh, and I got to cross something off my bucket list.
24:12We watch Bones.
24:13This is my favorite show.
24:16And then that's Bones.
24:19This looks like Kate.
24:20Kate, this looks like you.
24:22That was Bones.
24:22Yes, we see.
24:23Nice.
24:25Nice.
24:26Nice.
24:26Nice.
24:28Nice.
24:29Nice.
24:30Nice.
24:30And how we watch Bones.
24:33Guys, you know it's alright.
24:36Oh my God.
24:38My freedom.
24:40Everyone should watch Bones before they die.
24:43I just wanna watch it while I'm alive.
24:46Yay!
24:47Good job.
24:48Good job.
24:50Boom.
24:51Boom.
24:52I'll have to re-watch it
24:54because everyone was talking the whole time.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:57I'll watch it with you again.
24:58I'd prefer not.
25:06On the next episode of Company Retreat...
25:09Today is what?
25:11A couple of hours!
25:14I have a big kind of announcement
25:15that no one really knows about.
25:17We really don't know what he has in store.
25:22Someone has filed an anonymous complaint.
25:25This report requires us to attend
25:26a mandatory sexual harassment seminar today.
25:30The sexual harassment seminar can gargle in my balls, Zach.
25:33Boop!
25:34The new CEO of my son, Dougie Jr.,
25:38give a up for this guy!
25:40Woo!
25:41Walk.
25:41Where? What?
25:42Now.
26:05The new CEO of my son, Dougie Jr.,
26:50you
26:59you
27:29you
27:59you
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