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01:00Like catnip.
01:01But he stayed over at Phil's last night.
01:03Again?
01:04Must be getting serious.
01:06Maybe.
01:07I'm trying not to pry.
01:10Isn't that what best pals are for?
01:11I know, right?
01:12But if Mikey wants a bit of privacy, I can respect that.
01:16What, Mikey?
01:17The man with a PhD in oversharing?
01:19Look, I'm just delighted he's moved on.
01:23Even if he has only shown me a tiny profile pic.
01:25What, you still haven't met the guy?
01:27Nope.
01:28Well, I guess it's a good thing Mikey's taken it slow for once.
01:31Slow would be sleeping in his own bed.
01:34Prude.
01:35Well, do you think we should be asking questions, given his recent history?
01:39No.
01:40I think we should stay out of it and let him be happy.
01:44Yep.
01:46Not until you've paid for it.
01:47There's a tenner in my bag.
01:49Fine.
01:50Since I've got places to be, I'll let you avoid this awkward subject for now.
01:56I know Mikey better than anyone.
01:58If there was something wrong, I'd feel it.
02:09I don't want to go back to the real world.
02:11You made that clear when you refused to get out of bed.
02:14I didn't refuse.
02:15I was just savouring the moment.
02:18And missing your bus.
02:20Thank you so much for rushing me back over here.
02:22I've got some shopping to do anyway.
02:24I'll wake up later.
02:25I'll take you for dinner.
02:28It's probably best to meet in town.
02:30I don't want to risk anyone seeing you.
02:32You thought Julian would have twigged by now.
02:34The amount of nights you spent at mine.
02:37Well, I might have told her that I'm seeing someone.
02:41His name's Phil.
02:43Phil?
02:43Well, there was a real Phil.
02:45Before you and I get back together.
02:47It was just easier to keep up the ruse.
02:51Well, that doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
02:53Uncomfortable? No.
02:55Jealous?
02:56Maybe.
02:58Knowing that there was another guy.
03:00For like five seconds.
03:03We were supposed to meet up for a date, but...
03:06He stood me up.
03:09Well, in that case, I'm grateful.
03:10This fool guy made the biggest mistake of his life.
03:14Brought you back to me.
03:16Aw.
03:17It's a bit cheesy, but still.
03:26You keep saving those moments, and they'll fire you for being late.
03:31I'm going.
03:35I'll see you later, Phil.
03:41You missed breakfast?
03:42Oh, my God.
03:44Oh, my God.
04:05You missed breakfast?
04:07I couldn't eat anyway. My throat's like sandpaper.
04:10Well, that's a warning sign. Your body telling you to stop.
04:13My body or you?
04:15I know you think you're young and invincible, but the damage you're doing to yourself...
04:19Yeah, I get it, Mum. I'm a disappointment. I'm also ten years too old for a lecture.
04:24Oh, well, I'm sorry if I don't want you ended up in hospital, or worse.
04:30Talk to me. I might actually understand what you're going through.
04:34Yeah, because you've also had a pal destroy your football career and your relationship.
04:39I'm sure you'll find another middle-aged cougar to prey on you.
04:42And you wonder why I don't come to you for comfort.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:48I just, maybe I'm not the best person for this, but I do think you need to speak to someone.
04:54A professional.
04:55A therapist.
04:57Someone who understands how lives are thrown into chaos by drugs.
05:00I don't need therapy. All I need is a hair of the dog.
05:26I don't care what the internet says, Madonna. This is how it's done.
05:30If you don't innovate, you stagnate.
05:32Aye. And if you don't cooperate, you'll end up joining the queue at the job centre.
05:35Oh, don't mind me.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:39Hey, I'm just getting my new recruit up to speed on stop rotation.
05:43Really complex stuff.
05:45Hey, I know what it's like working with family.
05:47We survive.
05:48So, how's Lenny getting on, you know?
05:51Yeah, it's good to have him home.
05:53I mean, I didn't expect him to be 100% straight away.
05:55Oh, you'll be fine. Don't you worry.
05:58Anyway, you should be enjoying your pregnancy right now.
06:00It's a magical time.
06:02Yeah, who doesn't love swollen feet and indigestion?
06:05Oh, but it's sort of the shopping for tiny wee clays and choosing a name and...
06:10Yeah, well, it's a bit tricky when you don't know what the sex is.
06:14Seriously? I thought everyone finds out nowadays.
06:17I think it's dead sweet you're doing things the old-fashioned way.
06:20Yeah, well, I mean, I was expecting to find out the 20-week scan.
06:23It's just Angus wants to wait.
06:26Typical. It's your body.
06:28Eh, do you need a lesson in keeping out a customer's business or not?
06:31Like you do?
06:33No, it's fine. You know, everyone does things differently.
06:36See you later.
06:37Have a great day, Amber.
06:48Gift from Emma.
06:55It's half-eaten.
06:57Well, I'm only human.
06:59Plus, serves you right for missing breakfast.
07:02Sorry.
07:03We lost track of time.
07:05Listen, I'm glad you've got better places to be.
07:09So things must be going well with the mysterious Phil.
07:15Anyway, it's me that should be apologising.
07:17I've been so distracted lately.
07:19I haven't given you a chance to brag about your new beau.
07:22Oh, don't worry.
07:25Don't worry to bore you with the details.
07:27Ugh, normally I can't stop you showing photos and text.
07:30Well, when you're happy, that is.
07:32Eh, I'm happy.
07:34In fact, I'm seeing him again tonight.
07:37Hmm.
07:38Okay.
07:39Good.
07:40Glad to hear it.
07:42Hmm.
07:46I want to meet him.
07:47What?
07:48I'm going crazy not knowing anything about him.
07:50Eh, well, we'll get a date in the calendar.
07:52How about tonight?
07:53Hmm?
07:54Invite Phil round for drinks and nibbles.
07:57Well, I didn't even buy him, but he's probably busy.
08:00You said you were seeing him tonight.
08:02Right, of course I did.
08:05Unless you don't want me to meet him.
08:07Because I embarrassed you.
08:09What?
08:10Don't be daft, you're my bestie.
08:12Great, tonight it is then.
08:14I'll let Emma and James know,
08:16and you can invite the guests of honour.
08:20Oh!
08:22Oh, I can't wait.
08:23Come here.
08:30Can I get a latte and a flat white, please?
08:34Cheers.
08:37Oh, don't stop me.
08:39What's the joke?
08:44Oh, wasn't that funny.
08:48We weren't laughing at you.
08:50Why would you be?
08:52Right.
08:53Exactly.
08:54Careful, mate.
08:55I heard she eats young lads at you for breakfast.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:58What did you say?
09:00What?
09:01Nothing.
09:01It was just...
09:03Just banter.
09:05Take it Caitlin's been mouthing off about my private business, then.
09:09I don't know what you're talking about.
09:11I, er...
09:13I left something at home.
09:14Was it another one of your hilarious jokes?
09:18Cheers.
09:22Peace offering.
09:23What for?
09:25Well, people can gossip all they like.
09:28I just don't want me and Drew being portrayed as some kind of sordid affair.
09:32No-one's thinking that.
09:36Well, I'm not.
09:39Thanks.
09:42Look, it's Drew I'm worried about.
09:45Your friend's playing a dangerous game mixing opioids and Class A's.
09:49But I know.
09:51I've tried talking to him, but he won't give me the time of day.
09:53We'll try harder.
09:55Whether he admits it or not, Drew needs you.
10:12So is that why he ruined my life?
10:14To move in on my girlfriend?
10:17Those drugs are making you paranoid.
10:19Don't gaslight me, Karen.
10:20I just saw you.
10:21We were talking about you.
10:24Dean's worried about you.
10:26So am I.
10:28Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't have dumped me then.
10:31I'm only going to say this once.
10:33Go home and get some sleep.
10:44Thanks for driving back over here.
10:45I don't know what to do.
10:46Take a breath.
10:47Tell me what happened.
10:48Well, Jillian wants to do drinks and nibbles tonight
10:50to meet the new boyfriend.
10:52And you said no?
10:53Well, I tried.
10:55But she tripped me up.
10:56It's only a matter of time before she finds out about us.
10:58She'll try and destroy this precious thing we've got there.
11:02There's a reason you said it's too soon to go public.
11:05I know, but how can I back out of this without looking suspicious?
11:10You're not going to back out of it?
11:13What?
11:14Look, you know I don't like lying,
11:16but since you've invented this Phil card,
11:18I think that's the only way around it.
11:20Phone.
11:23So, go back and tell Jillian that Phil is excited to finally meet her.
11:30Later you'll turn up with a couple of bottles of wine
11:32and you'll play along.
11:35Then, sadly, Phil will taste his apologies
11:38that he's come down with the flu.
11:43But there is no Phil.
11:45Isn't there?
11:50So weird.
11:52I mean, I've been called many things,
11:54but never old-fashioned.
11:55Well, I'm sure Scarlet meant it as a compliment.
11:58I mean, if she's upset you, I can go and set her straight.
12:01Well, good luck with that.
12:03That didn't make me wonder, though.
12:04I mean, maybe we should give this more thought.
12:08No.
12:09No, we decided.
12:10We don't want to know the sex until the baby's born.
12:12Yeah, but wouldn't it be easier, though?
12:14I mean, we could pick a name
12:16and start buying baby clothes
12:18without being hampered by tradition.
12:20Say, as the woman who is worried about a boy
12:21having a pink baby grow.
12:23You know, I didn't mean it like that.
12:26Look, can't you just be a grown-up and hear me out?
12:29Well, grown-ups stick by their decisions.
12:31I'm sorry, but we're not going back on ourselves.
12:33End of.
12:34End of?
12:36The guy's exhaust is hanging off,
12:38but he wants a second opinion.
12:42Sorry, ma, interrupting something.
12:44No.
12:45Well, apparently this conversation is over.
13:05Oh!
13:05Oh, you'll give me a heart attack.
13:07What's going on, Mikey?
13:09I'm just grabbing boots for tonight.
13:11I've already spoken to Phil,
13:12and he cannae wait to meet you.
13:13Hmm, really?
13:14Because I've got a lot of questions for him.
13:16Don't you go scaring them away, you!
13:19Red or white?
13:20Hmm.
13:21Nah, not white wine.
13:22It makes me too loose-lipped
13:24and all sorts of secrets could come spilling out.
13:27So red?
13:29Nah, too many bad experiences on red wine,
13:31and only a mad person would go back to something
13:33that made them feel so awful.
13:37So no red or white?
13:39Sounds like you're needing some rosé.
13:41I've got a couple of boats through the back.
13:42Two seconds.
13:46Why are you acting so weird?
13:48I think you know why.
13:49Look, if you're not up for tonight,
13:51we can postpone.
13:51Phil will understand.
13:52Mikey, stop.
13:54I saw you this morning.
13:56I know you're back with Jonathan.
14:02No, I haven't seen any rosé.
14:04I'm on lunch, ma'am.
14:07Um, because I'm legally entitled to a break.
14:12Madonna?
14:13Hey.
14:14Ah, hey, Dre.
14:15How's it going?
14:17I'm good.
14:18What about you, though?
14:19I know a bad day when I see one.
14:21Another eight hours working with my mother.
14:23I've forgotten what a good day looks like.
14:24That sucks.
14:26Maybe I could remind you what a good evening looks like.
14:29What?
14:30Come for a drink with me.
14:33Are you asking me out?
14:35Like, on a date?
14:37Correct.
14:38I've always liked you.
14:40You barely know me.
14:41That's the point of a date, isn't it?
14:44So, I'll pick you up after work.
14:47Sorry, but no thanks.
14:50What, so that's it?
14:52I don't deserve an explanation.
14:54First off, you look like you've just stumbled out of a bar.
14:58I wouldn't say stumbled.
15:00More like glided.
15:02Also, you've just had a break-up and I'm nobody's rebound.
15:06That was just a fling.
15:07Alright, I called it off because I wanted to find someone I had more in common with.
15:13Some daft wee lassie who'll let you wear the trousers for a change.
15:17Excuse me?
15:18Sorry, Drew, but what did you expect?
15:42All right.
15:45Mind for a sit?
15:46Sure
15:51What was going on?
15:53Why is Angus looking like the world's ended?
15:56Well you tell me
15:57I was just trying to have a conversation
15:59but apparently he wanted to fight
16:01About this whole gender thing?
16:03Sex
16:06Oh
16:09Sorry, I thought it was about the wane
16:11The sex of the baby, Bob
16:13Right
16:14Aye
16:17I just didn't realise that Angus had such strong feelings
16:20about pregnancy milestones
16:23Ah
16:25I might know what's going on
16:29You know these
16:30lasses that
16:32dreamt about their wedding since they were five
16:34pillowcase and they're heath for a veil
16:36Yeah
16:38That was Angus
16:40I mean maybe not the pillowcase thing
16:41But we're not getting married
16:43No but
16:45this
16:46is what he's always dreamed of
16:49Like he thought he might never even have a wane
16:52Right
16:54So he's got every little step planned out in his head
16:57Maybe
16:58The kai lives in a fancy world sometimes
17:00But I kind of love that about him
17:02Yeah me too
17:04But
17:05He would date anything for you
17:08So if something doesn't sit right
17:11Just tell him
17:18It's not a pack of cards in Madonna
17:19Back goes to front, front goes to back
17:21They're all the same use by date
17:23And
17:24Have you got a problem with my training methods
17:27No mum
17:28Good
17:29And since you're working yours
17:30I'm your boss
17:32Know your mum
17:32My boss
17:34Not my mum
17:34I get it
17:35You're doing me a huge favour
17:37Helping me pay back Kelly Marie
17:38But can I please get through the rest of the shift
17:41In peace
17:44Seriously
17:45I owe you an apology
17:47The way I acted earlier was out of order
17:49Um
17:49Can we do this another time?
17:52Dee what?
17:52What's going on?
17:53Sorry but no
17:55Look I can't have you thinking that I don't respect you
17:57Or that I see you as some daft wee lassie
18:00Because I don't
18:00I know
18:02You were just a bit
18:04Rude
18:05Arrogant
18:07A complete and utter tube
18:09Your words, not mine
18:13For the record I have always liked you
18:14I just wish I'd find a better way of saying it
18:17So I'm sorry
18:18And I hope you can forgive me
18:23Okay
18:25Okay you forgive me or
18:28Okay I'll go out with you
18:29What?
18:32As long as you promise to leave now
18:34And let me get back to work
18:36Tall ship
18:37Finish at six
18:38I'll meet you there
18:40Er
18:40What just happened to you Lene?
18:51Right
18:51That's the nibble sorted
18:53Cheese board's in the fridge
18:54We need to talk
18:55Oh this all looks amazing
18:56Wait a minute
18:57Phil's not vegan is he?
18:59Mikey
18:59Not now
19:03I mean he's not vegan just now
19:08Every other week
19:09Like greenhouse gases
19:12Oh right
19:14Quite like a man with an environmental conscience
19:16Right
19:17I'm going to get myself changed
19:19I can't have a meeting mate in my workster
19:21I'm not Gigi you're fine
19:22Like Phil doesn't
19:24Hard to be judgmental when you don't exist
19:27You keep your voice down
19:29You need to tell her the truth
19:30After everything she's done for you
19:34I hate lying to you
19:36But after losing Sunny
19:39She doesn't need any more surprises
19:42Oh what a considerate friend
19:45Listen
19:45I'm sure she'll understand
19:47We all know how often people go back to abusive relationships
19:50It's more complicated than that
19:53Jonathan's different now
19:54Oh
19:55If you don't think people can change
19:57Then let's just
19:58Line up everyone who's done wrong and shoot them
20:00Okay
20:01There's a whole other conversation to be had
20:03About you putting yourself back in danger
20:04But this is about you taking my mum for a fool
20:08I was going to tell her
20:10Eventually
20:10Listen the longer this goes on
20:12The less likely she is to forgive you
20:14You need to put an end to this
20:16Today
20:19Evening
20:21Oh nice
20:23Looking forward to meeting the new fella
20:25Brought my interrogation kit and everything
20:29I'm joking
20:30Do I have those
20:37Hey
20:39Hi
20:40Thought I'd find you here
20:43Erm
20:46Listen about earlier
20:47No
20:47Me first
20:50You were right
20:51We agreed to wait
20:52And
20:53It's more exciting that way
20:57I shouldn't have shut you down like that
20:59True
21:01But
21:01Apparently
21:02Pregnancy's a magical time for some people
21:05So
21:07If you've got ideas about how this should go
21:09Then that's okay
21:15That is what this is about right
21:17That is what this is about right
21:17Kinda
21:20I mean
21:20I
21:22I have thought about that image a hundred times
21:25A hand in your new baby
21:27And telling you if it's a boy or a girl
21:37Well
21:38I guess
21:40We haven't really talked about our different expectations
21:43That's because up to now we've both been on the same page
21:47You know
21:47Perfect harmony
21:50Then
21:51All of a sudden it just
21:52It felt like we weren't
21:53And I panicked
21:54You were afraid we'd start arguing
21:56So you started an argument
21:57I just wanted things to stay perfect
22:01It's stupid I know
22:03Couples disagree sometimes
22:04It's normal
22:05Aye but
22:06With a baby
22:08Especially with a baby
22:10We'll have a million decisions to make
22:12And
22:12We won't always agree or get things right
22:14But
22:15We'll try our best
22:17Okay?
22:19Okay
22:23Do you want to know what the worst part is?
22:25What?
22:28I actually think we should find it
22:30You're joking
22:31I think it'll be fun to start choosing a name
22:33We can have one of those
22:34Gender reveal parties
22:36Well technically it's a sex reveal but
22:38Never mind
22:41As long as you're not just doing this to make me happy
22:43I promise
22:45This is exactly what I want
22:48End of
22:57We'd only been on a few days
22:58But Gillian insisted on meeting all my pals
23:00I've spent the night being grilled by six detectives
23:03Confessing to every penny sweet you should have ever stolen
23:07See I think it's worse being the person doing the introducing
23:10You know worrying what your friends might think
23:12Well lucky for Mikey we're a not minded bunch
23:15Yeah
23:16Plus I'm sure Phil is lovely
23:18I've got a really good feeling about him
23:21Still when you're scared of how someone might react
23:23It gets to you and clouds your judgement
23:25Isn't that right Mikey?
23:27I'm sorry
23:28Have I missed something?
23:35Em and I were talking earlier and
23:40Well the thing is
23:44Mikey?
23:46Oh it's Phil he's not well
23:49Are you kidding?
23:51Well you'd think he'd want to make an effort for your sake
23:54And I'll just flake it at the last minute
23:56There's no flaking out if he's actually sick
23:59He does know I'm a GP right?
24:01Well he says he could drag himself here if I really wanted
24:03But what if he's got the flu or something?
24:06Er we're no hauling a guy out of his sick bed
24:09Are we Dr Gibson?
24:12No of course not
24:14I'm so sorry Mikey
24:16I'll text him
24:18It's just a shame that he doesn't have anyone else to check on him while I'm here
24:22Wonder why that is
24:24Do you want to go take care of him?
24:26No I don't want to bail on you guys
24:29Anyway that cheers board looks delicious
24:34Take it
24:35No hold on a minute
24:36In case Phil wants to eat something later
24:39Aw cheers GG
24:42You're the best
24:43Don't have too much fun without me
24:53Sam Spiller
24:54Here for you come
24:56Rain or shine
24:57Like you wouldn't thought have been there for me lately
25:00While those two snakes
25:02Parade their love in my face
25:04And my so called brother laughs at the messages of support that you send me
25:08Guess all I can do is choke back my tears and play some tunes
25:12Skimming weed
25:13Oof
25:14Pint please
25:15Ketlin
25:16Oh
25:19You alright?
25:22Fine aye
25:23Just amazes me how low folk will stoop sometimes eh
25:30So tell me about the girls in America
25:32Bet they were swooning over your accent
25:35Who cares about other women?
25:37I've got the most beautiful women sat right in front of me
25:42Sorry that sounded way less cringe in my head
25:47Right I'm taking you into town
25:49Ah I would but I'm a bit skint just now
25:52Don't worry
25:53Night's on me
26:10Well all over by eight o'clock
26:12Ooh I really know how to throw a party
26:13I wasn't in the mood anyway
26:15No
26:16I doubt anyone was
26:18Oh what was I thinking Emma
26:21Forcing Mikey into this
26:22And Phil
26:24Probably the stress that has made him sick
26:26This was not your fault
26:27Believe me
26:29Now you were spot on with all that stuff earlier
26:31About not feeling judged by your friends
26:34Oh I never won't make you feel that kind of pressure
26:37I'm not so sure he cares
26:38No
26:39No
26:39Tonight was a sign from the universe
26:41I'm backing off
26:42I'm giving him the privacy he needs
26:44No but he still needs you
26:46I mean
26:47What if he'd backed off last time around?
26:48No that was different
26:49I trust him now to make better choices
26:51You're giving him way too much credit
26:53Look I know you mean well
26:56But we are not messing up
26:58His first healthy relationship in years
27:00No
27:01We'll meet each other when the time is right
27:03For Mikey and Phil
27:05Oh there is no Phil
27:12What?
27:15Mikey made him up
27:18That's why there's only one photo of him
27:21No that doesn't make any sense
27:24Because he's texting him constantly
27:27And giggling on the phone
27:28And plus the sleepovers
27:30Well he has seen someone
27:34I saw them together this morning
27:40No
27:49You wouldn't
27:53Sorry mum
27:55But Mikey's seen Jonathan
28:02Max will phone today
28:03Maybe he's just busy
28:04Can I help you?
28:06I'm looking for Lenny
28:06What do you want now?
28:08I'm a pal of his
28:09From the hospital
28:10You want to be a plod
28:11You've got a tough medical
28:13Your point?
28:13You really don't think you'll pass that
28:15I'd rather fail honestly
28:16Than have to cheat my way into a career
28:17Watch what you're saying
28:18Is there something wrong?
28:19You're lying Maggie
28:20What?
28:21Stop it!
28:22Did you think I wouldn't find out?
28:24I know Phil doesn't exist
28:43Well known as the movie
28:56I'll play in a musicalANC
28:56know Phil doesn't exist The
28:56movie plans are alien and
28:56Amen.
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