00:05Ah, ah, yes, hello, welcome, Cleese here, stand by for orientation, now let's see, just a moment, had it a
00:15minute ago, ah, here we are.
00:28Welcome, to the end, of the universe, oh don't look so glum, nothing lasts forever you know, as science tells
00:37us all those billions upon billions of stars are bound to burn out someday, what science didn't tell us of
00:43course, was that some damnable dark force would be accelerating the process,
00:47dragging the remaining systems screaming into the void, thanks science, way to be on the ball with that, so here
00:57we are, the end of all things, one star still burning, and anyone, anything that's still alive, they've gathered here,
01:07the last star, Solus, and that's where you come in, my dear fellows, you're our last hope,
01:1525 of the bravest, strongest, strangest, and still alivest Battleborn the universe has ever seen, A plus for surviving the
01:26end of all things, but now, the real challenge begins,
01:31well before we fit you for battle, you'd probably like to know what you're in for, let's take a look
01:36at a recent excursion to the frozen hellscape of bliss, and the five Battleborn who led the charge,
01:46first is Thor, capable, courageous, and quite pissed about the loss of a homeworld to the Varelsi, you might think
01:54a bow insufficient for a fiery march of vengeance,
01:58and in most cases, you'd be right, but this Eldred Ranger is a different story, a painful story, look, just,
02:08just don't make fun of her bow, I'm speaking from experience,
02:12Oscar Mike, a UPR clone soldier left over from the long forgotten war, he outlived his brethren through deft use
02:21of his armament, heavily augmentable assault rifle,
02:24air strike capability, vicious frag grenades, and a nifty bit of stealth cloak technology, I'm sure he may sound like
02:32a lunatic, but he's our lunatic,
02:35and an effective one, Phoebe is one of the last light consortium's greatest engineers, next to yours truly of course,
02:43she wields an array of sabres held aloft by tech of her own design, not as elegant as some of
02:49my designs,
02:50then again, she can teleport and call down storms of sorts, so I tend to keep my notes to myself,
02:57much safer that way,
02:59Where do I start with Arendi? She's, well, she has lots of arms, that much is clear, she's also one
03:07of the fastest,
03:08most lethal fighters in Solus, utilizing her incredible speed and bursts of chaotic energy to cut down any that stand
03:16in it,
03:16oh, seven hells, that's disgusting, moving the hell on, Count Darius may slice, dice and puree his foes,
03:25but don't let the look fool you, he's much more than a sentient blender.
03:30His JTX assault frame and jump pack grant him incredible mobility in aerial combat,
03:36which pairs rather nicely with his reckless disregard for his own safety.
03:41Thanks, Caldarius, your death wish is appreciated.
03:47They are formidable enough on their own, but together, these five Battleborn achieved a victory
03:54that delayed the potentially inevitable death of the last star by...
03:58Uh, there's a... ten to the one?
04:01Uh, six hours!
04:04That's... well, it's not nothing, eh?
04:15Ah, there you are! No apologies for the hike, but trust me, you're better off on foot.
04:22Oh dear, the portal's surging!
04:24Brace yourself, Nova!
04:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, woo!
04:38Damn you, Nova! At least try to fly straight!
04:42I'm fine, totally okay.
04:47Oh, whatever.
04:49Get to the supply depot and secure the drop point.
04:51Then we can begin today's suicide mission.
04:54Closing that damnable portal before this gets any worse.
05:18Hmm.
05:33Target eliminated!
05:43Crono!
05:44To the tower IV's
05:45Triangle!
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09:17Come on!
09:46On second thought, I'd rather just kill you now.
09:51Why should the Varelsi have all the fun?
09:55Take cover, now!
10:18All the way to fight, is everyone done?
10:26What's the matter?
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13:39Sì, sì, sì.
14:08Sì!
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