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00:00:11Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her
00:00:16job, and me my reputation.
00:00:18Teacher fucker.
00:00:26You like my art project? I call it ugly inside. Ugly outside.
00:00:32Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known. Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:00:37You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship, but the
00:00:45whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
00:00:50I didn't. You probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me.
00:00:57You're so cute when you're angry. And you're ugly when you're an arse.
00:01:05You know what your problem is?
00:01:14You think you can beat me? This is my school, Abby Moore.
00:01:20Kiss my arse Felix Barnes.
00:01:22I thought you only let the teachers do that.
00:01:27Get out of my way. I'm late for my new job.
00:01:34I've gone.
00:01:41What have you done to? You've taken me to therapy?
00:01:44Shit.
00:01:45You're fine.
00:01:58Oh my god, are you okay?
00:02:00Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
00:02:02See, I have a plaster in my back.
00:02:06Bailey?
00:02:11Bailey.
00:02:13Oh my god, watch out!
00:02:27Oh my god.
00:02:33Phoenix, you saved me.
00:02:36It wasn't for you, this is my little sister.
00:02:39I don't care whether you live or die.
00:02:41That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it.
00:02:48It's okay.
00:02:49How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:02:55There's no point in talking to Bailey.
00:02:56She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
00:02:58That's okay, I understand.
00:03:00My dad passed away a couple years ago.
00:03:02It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of.
00:03:08My boss is wondering where I am.
00:03:10Will you be okay if I leave you with this big, scary man?
00:03:14Stop acting like a saint.
00:03:15No one's buying it.
00:03:22Why are you so mean?
00:03:24She's nice.
00:03:28Yeah, maybe she is.
00:03:30Let's go.
00:03:37You must be the new live-in nanny.
00:03:39Yes, sir.
00:03:40I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:03:41Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:03:45Otherwise you'd be fired.
00:03:50You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11, and my teenage troublemaking son.
00:03:56I was only told about a little girl.
00:03:58What do you mean a teenage son?
00:03:59You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school, their homework is completed,
00:04:04and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:04:07And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:04:09They say your son is 17.
00:04:11How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:04:12The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:04:15Figure it out.
00:04:16I need this job.
00:04:17If this kid is such a loser, he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework,
00:04:21how bad could he be?
00:04:22Benny and I are home.
00:04:26What are you doing here?
00:04:28Son, meet your new nanny.
00:04:30Oh, God.
00:04:31I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:04:35I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:04:37You're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:04:42I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
00:04:45If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again.
00:04:48Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times, but we do not need a
00:04:52nanny.
00:04:52Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
00:04:55You've made a right mess of yourself.
00:04:57You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late, and your grades are dropping.
00:05:01And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line, I've got you the next best thing.
00:05:06Bailey's on board.
00:05:07Are you going to get in line, or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:05:11Fine.
00:05:12Don't blame me when she quits.
00:05:14You already know I'm not a quitter.
00:05:16Show her to the guest room.
00:05:18The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
00:05:21Look, I know the situation is weird, but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of
00:05:25mine.
00:05:29Look, I want you out of my school, out of my house, and out of my life.
00:05:33I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:39I'll make yours ten times worse.
00:05:40Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:06:04Felix may bully me in school, but as is living nanny, I'm in charge at home.
00:06:10Wakey wakey, I'm in charge at home.
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00:06:41You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
00:06:46Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:06:49No.
00:06:50I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:06:52I don't think so.
00:07:06You'll go once you do your work.
00:07:13Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
00:07:16Study these ones next time so you get them right.
00:07:19I'm finished too.
00:07:23What the hell? Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:07:25Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
00:07:28So no sub power.
00:07:34Well, I don't take notes from a slap.
00:07:37You're so immature.
00:07:39I know.
00:07:41Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:07:43You think I will?
00:07:44What are you going to do?
00:07:46Spank me?
00:07:49Ground me?
00:07:50I'd like to see you try.
00:07:54I have just the punishment for you.
00:07:59Time to feast.
00:08:03What the fuck?
00:08:11You're so insecure.
00:08:12Where's my door?
00:08:16You.
00:08:19Come on retrofit.
00:08:21We've got an important.
00:08:22Let's win this match.
00:08:27The hell I was about to win
00:08:36We need to talk
00:08:37Whatever you have to say to me you can say in front of Bailey
00:08:39Oh really?
00:08:40Okay cool
00:08:41I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers
00:08:44I do just really do
00:08:46Okay fine we can talk
00:08:53You have five minutes
00:08:56You're kind of scary you know that
00:08:58Me? You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year
00:09:00No no no
00:09:05After today I realised that that was child's play
00:09:08You, you're an evil genius
00:09:11You did tell me to punish you
00:09:14Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:09:16Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:09:19No
00:09:20I will never take you seriously as my nanny
00:09:23But I do want to make a deal
00:09:31What kind of deal?
00:09:32The kind where I stay out of your way
00:09:37So you're free to nanny Bailey
00:09:39And I won't cause any problems
00:09:42And in return
00:09:43You stay out of my way
00:09:46And tell my dad I've been a good little boy
00:09:52And why would I agree to that?
00:09:53Because if you don't
00:09:54And I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny
00:09:58You'll be out on your arse by dinner
00:10:00Okay
00:10:02But this only works if you actually behave
00:10:04Don't skip school
00:10:06And don't let your grades drop
00:10:07I'll behave
00:10:09Scout's honor
00:10:14But first
00:10:15Just some ground rules
00:10:16Fair enough
00:10:17What are they?
00:10:18Rule one
00:10:19You already agreed to
00:10:20You won't be my nanny in name
00:10:22Or action
00:10:23Only if you behave
00:10:24If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job
00:10:26Yeah, don't worry about that, okay?
00:10:28Rule two
00:10:29No one at school finds out
00:10:31That you're my nanny
00:10:32Or that you live in my house
00:10:33Deal
00:10:35I have a rule too
00:10:37Stop bullying me in school
00:10:40I'll try to control myself
00:10:42Although I've not been very good at that around you
00:10:45What are you doing?
00:10:47Sailing our deal
00:10:49With a kiss
00:10:53Are you kidding?
00:10:55We hate each other
00:10:56Guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way then
00:11:15Wait in the car, yeah?
00:11:16I don't want anyone knowing we're together
00:11:18Fine
00:11:20Oh, Bailey's lunchbox
00:11:21We need to go
00:11:22I don't care
00:11:24Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her
00:11:31Still showing your face at school
00:11:33Haven't you got the message?
00:11:34What, that you hate me?
00:11:36I think that's pretty clear
00:11:37Then I guess using words isn't enough
00:11:40Are you going to put your drink on me?
00:11:43How original
00:11:43You already looked chuffed
00:11:45Dumping this on you won't make a difference
00:11:48I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you
00:11:54Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:11:56No, I spent two weeks on that
00:11:58Too bad I don't care
00:12:00Felix, stop them
00:12:03Felix, stop them
00:12:04Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:12:07Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now
00:12:10If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder
00:12:13Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first
00:12:30See you in class
00:12:32Bottom feeder
00:12:41What happened to our deal?
00:12:42I promised I wouldn't bully you
00:12:44I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies
00:12:47Yeah, but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:12:48Because you started it
00:12:50They're just following your lead
00:12:51I mean wait
00:12:52No
00:12:53Our deal's off
00:12:59The delivery guy said he'd meet me here
00:13:05What are you doing Jack?
00:13:06I don't know
00:13:08In the gym or something?
00:13:09Oh my god
00:13:10What is that?
00:13:13Damn, I knew she was a freak
00:13:15But I didn't realise she was that kinky
00:13:17Jack
00:13:18What do you reckon she's got in there?
00:13:20Sex toys?
00:13:21Hey
00:13:23Come over here baby
00:13:24Show me what's in that lunchbox
00:13:29Oh yeah
00:13:30Felix, you left your lunch at home
00:13:32What the hell?
00:13:33That's not Felix's
00:13:34Yes it is
00:13:35See
00:13:36Felix
00:13:37Barnes
00:13:38Abby
00:13:39You're fucking
00:13:40More
00:13:46Why is your last name on that lunchbox Felix?
00:13:48I'm not the only one with that last name
00:13:50Why do you look so nervous man?
00:13:52Is that actually yours?
00:13:53It's not
00:13:54It's not mine
00:13:55It's
00:13:55Pick up for
00:13:56Bailey Barnes
00:13:58Yes
00:13:58Thank you
00:13:59Bailey Barnes
00:14:01Isn't that your little sister?
00:14:03Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:14:05I'm actually the nanny for Bailey
00:14:08And Felix
00:14:13No
00:14:15Are you secretly a little baby?
00:14:19Do you need me to change your diaper?
00:14:20You want me to
00:14:24That's enough okay
00:14:25And you're not my nanny
00:14:28No nothing
00:14:30How dare you carry me like that
00:14:32How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny
00:14:34Our deal included you not bullying me in school remember
00:14:36Yeah I didn't
00:14:37My friends did
00:14:38Yeah your friends
00:14:39One word from you and they would have stopped
00:14:41But you didn't
00:14:42I can't control other people
00:14:44Funny I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny
00:14:47So what that's just it then
00:14:48Not even one day and our deal's off
00:14:50You drive me crazy
00:14:51Your feelings meet you
00:14:53Look I'll see you at home
00:14:54Where you'll have a list of chores to do
00:14:57I can't have you as my nanny anymore
00:14:59Time to get you out of my house for good
00:15:04Listen up
00:15:04End of the world pool party tonight at house Barnes
00:15:07Bring the chaos
00:15:08We're partying till the sun rise
00:15:18You're genuinely
00:15:21Hey
00:15:23Hey
00:15:30Right
00:15:34I'm
00:15:36two
00:15:36I'm
00:15:36to
00:15:36We're
00:15:38we're
00:15:38up
00:15:38very
00:15:42Oh, there she is!
00:15:44What the hell is this?
00:15:47First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
00:15:52Shut it down now.
00:15:55For what?
00:15:56I'll call your dad.
00:15:58Call him and tell him you have no control over me
00:16:01and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
00:16:09Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
00:16:12I'm a nanny. It's your job to take care of her.
00:16:21Oh, baby.
00:16:23It's okay. I'm gonna go get rid of everyone.
00:16:25You stay here and try to rest.
00:16:39Abby!
00:16:40I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
00:16:43You're getting absolutely pissed.
00:16:44And what if your dad sees?
00:16:46He probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
00:16:49Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
00:16:52Your dad's gonna be home early in the morning,
00:16:53so please shut this down.
00:16:55Quit the job and the party ends.
00:17:01You want this party to end?
00:17:04Easy.
00:17:04You've just got to say two words.
00:17:06I quit.
00:17:08How about these two words?
00:17:10Fuck off.
00:17:11Why do I think she's hot?
00:17:12Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
00:17:15I should hate her.
00:17:17Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
00:17:21And when you're ready to quit, come find me.
00:17:24Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
00:17:26I want you to kill my pipe.
00:17:30Yo, Sky.
00:17:32Wanna come play strip poker with the lads?
00:17:34I'm busy, Jack.
00:17:36Why is Abby Warhead?
00:17:38She has to know everyone hates her.
00:17:40Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
00:17:42This is a party for the most popular people at school.
00:17:45Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
00:17:48Let's go and remind her.
00:17:52Hey, Abby.
00:17:54What are you doing at Felix's party?
00:17:56Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
00:17:59Oh, harsh, Sky.
00:18:01I'd still fuck her.
00:18:02Oh.
00:18:02Just put a bag on her head.
00:18:05You'd fuck anything, Jack.
00:18:07Look, see, your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure.
00:18:11See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
00:18:16What did you just say?
00:18:17Look, I'm just saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix and still being in the
00:18:24friendzone.
00:18:26You bitch.
00:18:27You bitch.
00:18:28You bitch.
00:18:30You bitch.
00:18:34You bitch.
00:18:35You bitch.
00:18:37You bitch.
00:18:38You bitch.
00:18:38Sky, please get that bag.
00:18:39My...
00:18:40My bros see through.
00:18:41Oh.
00:18:43I'll...
00:18:43I'll cover you up.
00:18:46Go fetch.
00:19:04Swimming's easy, Abby.
00:19:06Just use your arms.
00:19:08Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
00:19:10No.
00:19:11Someone help.
00:19:13Ouch.
00:19:15No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
00:19:19Yikes.
00:19:20Sky, help.
00:19:21You're delusional if you think I'm gonna help a pick me slut like you.
00:19:26I know just what I'm gonna do with this bubbly shirt.
00:19:34Where is she?
00:19:35What's happening?
00:19:36Oh my god, Abby!
00:20:03Did my bully just save me?
00:20:06You're cute.
00:20:09Abby, I...
00:20:21Where's your shirt?
00:20:22And your bra is...
00:20:23I see through, I know.
00:20:24Stop looking at me.
00:20:29Shit.
00:20:30I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
00:20:44Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
00:20:46Don't flatter yourself.
00:20:51I'm just saying.
00:20:52I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
00:20:58Just because I'm your nanny...
00:21:00This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
00:21:07Trust me.
00:21:10I've got you!
00:21:11I can't look at her.
00:21:22I'm not...
00:21:23I'm not a ti-s!
00:21:27She's like a man.
00:21:27I need her.
00:21:28I can't look at her!
00:21:36I can't look at her.
00:21:38sworn enemy and I can't stop thinking about her. This party better make her
00:21:42quit so I can get her out of my head.
00:21:52Someone pinched me! Am I really staring at my enemy Felix Barnes naked?
00:21:58Close the door! I met with you on the other side of it.
00:22:04I can't I can't leave. Why? Because you're stalking me. I came in here to get my
00:22:09shirt. I can't leave until I get my shirt. You're testing my patience, okay? You can get
00:22:14your clothes once I'm done changing. What are you doing? The door. Oh. It's locked.
00:22:29What does this mean? It means that you're trapped with me.
00:22:42We need to get out of here. Well, the door's bolted and there's no windows, so...
00:22:48You alright? God, I hate saying that out loud. Well, at least you finally admitted it. Never
00:22:55thought I'd live to see the day. Don't get used to it. I wouldn't dream of it, nanny.
00:23:05I've got this on. Is this supposed to keep me warm? It's supposed to keep you covered,
00:23:11so you feel comfortable. Body heat, so I'm going to keep you warm. You're joking.
00:23:17What? I'm like, it's that bad being so close to me. Seriously. If we wrap this around us,
00:23:22then we'll both stay warm.
00:23:28Do you think anyone's ever going to get us out of here? Probably not for a long time. Fuck.
00:23:37Our skin's so soft. Felix, do you have a hard-on? Felix, do you have a hard-on?
00:23:50Yeah? I've got a hot half-naked girl pressed up against me. Suddenly you think I'm hot?
00:23:55I thought you hated me so much you wanted to get me fired from being your nanny.
00:23:59I don't hate you. What? I don't hate you, okay?
00:24:03Really? Because I think you've held every insult in the English language at me.
00:24:06Have you ever considered that maybe I'm intimidated by you? Okay, you're the smartest girl in school.
00:24:12You don't care what anyone else thinks. And you're so fucking pretty. You act like you don't even know.
00:24:20You mean that? You think I'm pretty? Is it not obvious?
00:24:28Seriously though, I know we've had our differences. I think after spending some more time with you,
00:24:36I've realised that maybe, just maybe, I don't totally hate you.
00:24:43Maybe I don't totally hate you, Yuga.
00:24:59Felix has never looked at me like this before. Why is it making my stomach twist into a million knots?
00:25:08Don't lose that.
00:25:10Maybe your lips are turning blue. You must be freezing.
00:25:17No, I'm fine.
00:25:18I think you should press your body up against mine.
00:25:20No, you perv.
00:25:22I learnt about this at camp. You've obviously got early stages of hypothermia.
00:25:27I told you I'm fine.
00:25:28Are you going to freeze to death? Or are you going to shut up and let me save you again?
00:25:38Okay, maybe this is slightly better.
00:25:41Yeah. I've got you.
00:25:55Someone's here.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:25:58Felix, wake up!
00:25:59Felix, wake up!
00:26:01Felix, wake up!
00:26:05Ha ha ha.
00:26:07Yes, guys.
00:26:11Where have you been, man? You missed the whole party.
00:26:14The party!
00:26:29Yo. Last night was a banger.
00:26:32Fuck. This place is absolutely trash.
00:26:35Well, he doesn't need to end here.
00:26:38Jack, go home.
00:26:41Nannying for the Barnes family was the best job I'd ever gotten.
00:26:45And now I'm going to lose it.
00:26:49Abby, I-
00:26:50This is all your fault.
00:26:55I'm sorry, I didn't expect the place to get this trash.
00:26:58I'm going to get fired, and once your dad finds out about this party, I'm going to be blacklisted.
00:27:03I wanted to get Abby fired from being my nanny, but after last night, I'm just not sure.
00:27:11I'm sorry, just let me help.
00:27:12No, you've already helped enough.
00:27:15Abby, I-
00:27:15You know, people would kill to have this house, this pool, your life, and you don't even appreciate it.
00:27:21I'm sorry, okay, just let me help.
00:27:23No, because you're just going to try and find another way to get me fired.
00:27:46You're not going anywhere until you listen to me.
00:27:48Let go of me.
00:27:49Listen to me, I'm sorry.
00:27:51You tortured me for years, Felix Barnes, why should I believe you now?
00:27:54Because when I were trapped in the pool house, I saw the real you.
00:27:57Abby Moore, not my nanny, not my enemy, not a stuck-up know-it-all, just... just you.
00:28:05He's my bully and I'm his nanny, but when he says things like that, it's hard to resist him.
00:28:16I need to go wash this off my clothes.
00:28:19Dusted off, you can't let force of habit always keep you down.
00:28:29Move over.
00:28:36Move over.
00:28:38Move over.
00:28:39Move over.
00:28:40Move over.
00:28:42Come on.
00:28:43Let me for a second presenting that you're not my nanny.
00:28:45Move over.
00:28:45Move over.
00:28:46Move over.
00:28:47Move over.
00:28:48Do you do you just go okay?
00:28:50Like I want you? Would that be so bad?
00:28:57I hate Felix Barnes.
00:29:03So why do I want to kiss him so badly?
00:29:09Yes, that would be bad.
00:29:12You're a liar. You're just checking me out.
00:29:14No I'm not.
00:29:16You know what I think?
00:29:19I think all this time you've been pretending to hate me.
00:29:21When really you want me.
00:29:24How did you know?
00:29:26Because I've been doing the same thing.
00:29:29I want you to have you more.
00:29:31And I'm going to do something about it.
00:29:33I wish I didn't care about myself.
00:29:39I believe I've been stirring.
00:29:42I did the next door.
00:29:45Felix Barnes, my enemy, and the boy I nanny.
00:29:48Kissing me like he'd die without it.
00:29:52We can't. We could get in a lot of trouble.
00:29:57I don't see anyone around.
00:29:59Do you?
00:30:08Show me you want me to.
00:30:10What should I do next?
00:30:20What should I do next?
00:30:32We can't.
00:30:34Why not?
00:30:35Because...
00:30:36Bailey!
00:30:39Bailey!
00:30:40Bailey!
00:30:41Bailey, where are you?
00:30:44Bailey...
00:30:44She ran away...
00:30:48Where is she?
00:30:49I can't find her!
00:30:50Bailey!
00:30:51Bailey!
00:30:54This is all your fault, you know.
00:30:56My fault.
00:30:57You're the nanny.
00:30:57She's your sister.
00:30:58You're supposed to protect her.
00:30:59Yeah, I don't need to take advice from you, okay?
00:31:01Seriously you're her older brother.
00:31:03You put her in so much danger last night by throwing a fight for a bunch of wankers.
00:31:06just to get back at me!
00:31:16Growing up, we were best friends.
00:31:20But since she stopped speaking, I haven't known how to help her.
00:31:25I just wish there was a way I could tell her how much she means to me.
00:31:32You know, I like this side of you.
00:31:34What, pathetic and sad?
00:31:37Caring and vulnerable.
00:31:55Bailey!
00:31:59Do you know how much you scared me?
00:32:01He was only scared because he's a big softy and he loves you so much.
00:32:07Okay, well, I'm glad you're okay.
00:32:10Come on, Troublemaker.
00:32:11You need to get a couple more hours sleep before the day really starts.
00:32:18Never do that again.
00:32:19I'm going to sleep.
00:32:23Felix might act like he's too cool,
00:32:25but deep down I see how much he cares about Bailey.
00:32:35It's like the whole party never happens.
00:32:37Yeah, I've forgotten all about it.
00:32:39I mean, it wasn't all so bad.
00:32:42I like the part where we hooked up on the shower.
00:32:44No.
00:32:45We had to forget about that part most of all.
00:32:47You can't seriously expect things to go back to the way they were.
00:32:49Felix, it doesn't matter how either of us feels.
00:32:52Whatever happened between us, it's over.
00:32:59I can't lose my job because I hooked up with the boy I nanny.
00:33:02You're not my nanny.
00:33:02You can say whatever you want, but I am your nanny.
00:33:05And if I want to keep my job, I have to ignore whatever happened between us.
00:33:08How am I supposed to ignore what I feel when you are living in my house?
00:33:11I don't know, but I'm not like you.
00:33:15Felix, I don't come from money.
00:33:17That rumour about me sleeping with Mr. O'Leary, it ruined my life.
00:33:22My mum lost her job and we had to use my school savings to live off.
00:33:27We owe Camden Prep ten grand for my last semester.
00:33:31I didn't know things were so bad for Abby, but I can help.
00:33:35What if I gave you the money?
00:33:37And then you wouldn't have to work for us.
00:33:40We could explore whatever this is.
00:33:42Hypothetically, yes.
00:33:44But where are you going to get ten grand from?
00:33:48Goodbye, David.
00:33:55Jack, if you can spare us a minute of your time.
00:33:58Following on from yesterday's lesson, please open your textbooks to page 46.
00:34:03Felix.
00:34:04Felix.
00:34:05Class, today I'm here to announce Camden Prep's first annual dishy bake sale.
00:34:09Bring your appetites and your thirst traps.
00:34:12All the money raised will benefit a local family.
00:34:15Okay, bake sale's on Saturday and I expect to see each and every single one of you there.
00:34:22After this bake sale, you'll be mine, Abby Moore.
00:34:32What are you wearing?
00:34:34I could say the same about you.
00:34:35You look like a porn star.
00:34:37Yeah, it's a dishy bake sale.
00:34:39Dishy?
00:34:39Does that not just mean there's going to be loads of cookies?
00:34:41No, it means there's going to be loads of skin.
00:34:44Hey, Granny.
00:34:47Skye, I can't believe you're helping out with the bake sale.
00:34:50Thank you so much.
00:34:50You have no idea how much this means to me.
00:34:52Oh, I'm not helping you.
00:34:54I'm having my own competing bake sale.
00:34:57Over here.
00:34:59And I bought some friends.
00:35:01The Ridgewood Dance Squad to be exact.
00:35:16A competing bake sale, Skye, why would you do this?
00:35:19Because I'm sick of you whoring yourself out for everyone's attention.
00:35:22It's time for Camden to see who the sexiest girl at school is.
00:35:26Me.
00:35:27Duh.
00:35:33Duh.
00:35:34Duh.
00:35:36Duh.
00:35:37Duh.
00:35:37Duh.
00:35:38Duh.
00:35:39Well, I guess Skye's won.
00:35:41How can someone like me compete with someone like her?
00:35:44Abby.
00:35:45You're the smartest girl at Camden Pratt, okay?
00:35:48You don't need to use your body to win this.
00:35:51You can use your mind.
00:35:53Felix is right.
00:35:54Skye is as dull as a flat tire.
00:36:00I hope this works.
00:36:03Oh, Abby.
00:36:04I feel so bad for you stealing all your customers.
00:36:08Here's a little tip.
00:36:09Be hotter.
00:36:12Abby!
00:36:14Who are these guys?
00:36:16The University Boys Lacrosse team.
00:36:18Yeah, I tutored the captain and he owes me a favor.
00:36:25It's on.
00:36:27Wow.
00:36:28Big surprise.
00:36:29Abby Moore hired her personal harem.
00:36:32Did you pay them with your nudes?
00:36:34Too bad you'll still lose.
00:36:36Oh, no, see, these are actually my friends.
00:36:38They respect me.
00:36:40Really?
00:36:43Prove it.
00:36:48This bake sale just got personal.
00:36:50I need to show that I can beat Skye with my brains instead of my boobs.
00:36:55Adam.
00:36:56Oil up and stand on the corner of Rosamont Street and Freedom Avenue where there's a smoothie shop and a
00:37:01boba shop.
00:37:07Dave and Liam, go stand on the corner of Maple Avenue where there's a mum's running clock.
00:37:18And, uh, can I be on your team?
00:37:22Felix, you're a mighty.
00:37:29Feel it.
00:37:30I love it when you catch my eye.
00:37:33And everything in me turns to butterflies.
00:37:36I get a little lost in time.
00:37:38And every raindrop turns to sunshine.
00:37:41I don't need a hole when I'm with you.
00:37:51You make me crazy.
00:37:54I can't get enough of you, baby.
00:37:57There's no way you save me.
00:37:59I'm hungry for a little more.
00:38:00We're a pretty good team, huh?
00:38:02Yeah, I guess we are.
00:38:04When Felix and I work together, we make such a great team.
00:38:08Could we ever work as a couple if I've stopped being his nanny?
00:38:12Donuts?
00:38:13Yeah, coming right up.
00:38:16Abby's a dirty bitch and I'm gonna show everyone.
00:38:33Skye, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:38:35Wow, Abby.
00:38:37I always knew you were a dirty tramp.
00:38:39But I...
00:38:39I didn't mean it literally.
00:38:45Students of Camden Prep.
00:38:47Abby Moore might think she's the hottest girl in school.
00:38:50But really, she's the drippiest, dirtiest slutbag.
00:38:54Skye, stop recording.
00:38:55Why, Abby?
00:38:56I thought you liked attention.
00:38:59Skye, please stop filming!
00:39:02Skye, please stop!
00:39:06We're live at the Camden Prep bake sale with attention whore, Abby Moore.
00:39:11Abby, what do you have to say to the 30,000 people watching?
00:39:16Let's take a poll.
00:39:18Who would throw a pity fuck to Abby even though she smells like a trash can?
00:39:24Oh, no one wants to even throw you a pity fuck.
00:39:28Or maybe you can use some of the money you made to buy yourself a vibrator.
00:39:35Leave her alone.
00:39:38Leave her alone.
00:39:40Leave her alone.
00:39:41Felix, I don't know what's gotten into you.
00:39:42Why are you helping this slag?
00:39:46The better question is why I didn't put you in your place a long time ago.
00:40:02Felix!
00:40:04You have the nerve to call Abby trash.
00:40:06And there's nothing trashier than acting like a mean girl.
00:40:10I'm gonna make you pay for making Felix turn against me.
00:40:23I can't believe you just stood up for me like that.
00:40:25Better late than ever.
00:40:28Also, I have some exciting news.
00:40:36We raised over 10 grand today.
00:40:40So this means?
00:40:41It means that you can quit your job being my nanny.
00:40:43And we can be together for real.
00:40:53Wait, are you serious?
00:40:55We made 10 grand.
00:40:5610 grand?
00:40:57Those single moms loved your location.
00:41:02With this money I can quit nannying and stay in school.
00:41:06Felix, you're amazing.
00:41:10Wait, no, we can't kiss out in the open like this.
00:41:15Let's go. I know a spot.
00:41:43You're so fucking pretty, Abby.
00:41:45Felix Barnes is my sworn enemy.
00:41:47But I want him anyway.
00:41:49Why are you looking at me like you want me?
00:41:52How many times do I have to tell you that I do want you?
00:41:57Right here.
00:42:02I can't.
00:42:05Did I say something wrong?
00:42:07Noah.
00:42:09I'm a virgin.
00:42:12Noah.
00:42:14I'm a virgin.
00:42:17You are?
00:42:18I've told you, all of those rumors about me being some kind of sex addict,
00:42:21they're all bollocks.
00:42:22I've never made it past the first base.
00:42:26That's not why I'm surprised.
00:42:28I'm surprised because you're so fucking beautiful.
00:42:34So you don't care about the rumors?
00:42:36Or that I'm a virgin?
00:42:39I don't care about either of those things.
00:42:42What I do care about, though,
00:42:45is making you feel good.
00:42:47Do you want me to make you feel good?
00:42:50Yes, please, Felix.
00:43:08That feels good.
00:43:10Good.
00:43:25Am I about to lose my virginity to my sworn enemy?
00:43:33You two are in serious trouble.
00:43:39You two are in serious trouble.
00:43:43Skye, give us that photo.
00:43:45How about...
00:43:46No.
00:43:47Please, we'll get into a lot of trouble.
00:43:49Why?
00:43:50Everyone already thinks you're a total slut.
00:43:52Now we just have proof.
00:43:56Maybe I'll send this to Mrs. Morrow
00:43:58and let her know that two of her students hooked up at a school event.
00:44:02Or...
00:44:03Maybe I could send this to your dad, Felix.
00:44:06I'm sure he'd love to see you with Camden Prep's biggest whore.
00:44:10As long as Skye has that photo of Felix and I together,
00:44:13she can destroy my life.
00:44:16Please don't.
00:44:17I'll do anything.
00:44:19Well...
00:44:19I do want a new Louis Vuitton handbag.
00:44:22I just max it out on my dad's credit card.
00:44:26Give me the money from the bake sale.
00:44:29Give me the money.
00:44:31Skye, that money's for me, for school.
00:44:33Cry about it.
00:44:34Give it me now or I'll call the Mrs. Morrow and have you expelled.
00:44:37Skye, you can't do this.
00:44:40Give her the money.
00:44:42You serious?
00:44:43I said give it to her.
00:44:52Thanks.
00:44:54Maybe I'll buy some sexy new underwear.
00:44:57Let me know if you want to see it, Felix.
00:45:03I mean that money was for you to quit nannying so that we can be together.
00:45:07Felix, look.
00:45:09While I'm your nanny...
00:45:12I can't be your girlfriend.
00:45:14I don't think I can hide the way that I feel about you, Abby.
00:45:17Look, you're gonna have to.
00:45:18If you really care about me...
00:45:21You're gonna have to pretend that...
00:45:23that was never announced.
00:45:34I'll prove I care about Abby, even if it means letting her go.
00:45:42I've been avoiding Felix since we hooked up.
00:45:45I can't face him in just a towel.
00:46:03This must be where Felix hides all of the stuff he's not supposed to have.
00:46:10Felix's condoms.
00:46:16What are you doing?
00:46:32Why is your face red?
00:46:33Why is your face red?
00:46:38Abby, are you hiding something?
00:46:40I'm his nanny.
00:46:41I can't have feelings for him.
00:46:46But damn if he doesn't look good in that towel.
00:46:54Abby, you're hiding something.
00:46:56I can't let Felix see that I took his condoms after we hooked up.
00:46:59No, no I'm not.
00:47:01We, we need to go to school.
00:47:18Abby!
00:47:21Has anyone ever told you that you smell like a used condom?
00:47:26And how do you know what a used condom smells like?
00:47:29Here's what I know.
00:47:30You'll do anything, or anyone, for attention.
00:47:36Well, at least I'm not a blonde tarp.
00:47:44You're still the school slut.
00:47:52Abby Moore, if you're so pure and innocent,
00:47:56then why do you have a roll of condoms in your backpack?
00:48:06Turns out you're just the whore that everyone thinks.
00:48:09Abby has condoms!
00:48:13Ten, to be exact.
00:48:16Let's take a vote.
00:48:18Does Abby have ten condoms for ten different guys?
00:48:22Or is she going to plow one unlucky guy ten times?
00:48:27Ten condoms for ten guys?
00:48:29Nah, she could plow me ten times.
00:48:31Nice!
00:48:36Sky, please they're not mine.
00:48:38Wait.
00:48:40I recognise those from somewhere.
00:48:46Oh shit!
00:48:48Don't lie, Abby.
00:48:51It's my machine in safe sex.
00:48:56She even likes her bananas, Excel!
00:49:01Big boy.
00:49:02Abby Moore.
00:49:03Surprise, surprise.
00:49:05Disrupting my class again,
00:49:07and bringing condoms in?
00:49:10Magnums, miss.
00:49:11That means she's a size queen.
00:49:13I'm sorry, I can explain.
00:49:15Oh, you'll have plenty of time to explain
00:49:17when you're in detention for three months.
00:49:19I will not have this perversion in my class.
00:49:22If I have detention, then I won't be able to watch Bailey
00:49:25and I'll lose my job.
00:49:26I'm sorry, but I can't stay off to school.
00:49:28I have something really important to do.
00:49:29Oh!
00:49:30I can imagine what your extracurricular activities look like!
00:49:34What have you had with me?
00:49:36I can't let Abby get in trouble for taking my condoms.
00:49:44Those condoms are mine!
00:49:54Felix, is this some sort of perverted prank?
00:49:58Um, today is our health presentation.
00:50:01And as the two smartest members of the class,
00:50:03Abby and I thought that we'd put our brilliant minds together
00:50:06and deliver a presentation on safe sex.
00:50:13Oh my God! Felix is totally covering for me!
00:50:17Safe sex!
00:50:18Yeah, we thought we'd surprise you in the class, Mrs. Morrow.
00:50:22Isn't that right, Abby?
00:50:25I'm covering for you, the alarm.
00:50:29Yes, Felix!
00:50:30I can't believe you wouldn't tell Mrs. Morrow about our presentation.
00:50:33Studies show that one in three students at Camden Prep
00:50:36regularly engage in sexual activity without the use of a condom.
00:50:41And that's a damn chain.
00:50:45Abby, if you care to demonstrate.
00:50:52I never dreamed that the first time I used a condom,
00:50:55it would be on a banana in front of my whole class.
00:51:14And that is how you stay safe.
00:51:23Um, who bones a banana?
00:51:34Abby, wait!
00:51:35I've got to go!
00:51:37You're not going anywhere until you tell me why you stole my condoms.
00:51:44Do you want to lose your virginity tonight?
00:51:50It's not that easy, Felix.
00:51:53Don't tell me.
00:51:54Do you want to be with me or not?
00:51:55Felix, I'm your nanny.
00:51:57I told you to never mention that during school.
00:51:59School's out.
00:52:00And your dad gave me the keys to your car.
00:52:05I'll let you choose between the passenger seat and my lap.
00:52:08It's sort of deep sometimes.
00:52:10Okay, wait.
00:52:12Yours isn't easy to get worked up.
00:52:25Oh, call the Camden reporter.
00:52:28Felix Barnes is leaving with Abby Moore.
00:52:32Come off it.
00:52:34Felix has never left school with a girl before.
00:52:38Missed it when he hated Abby.
00:52:40Well, it certainly doesn't look like he hates her now.
00:52:45He will if I have anything to say about it.
00:53:05Oh, your dad just messaged.
00:53:06He's not going to be home till late.
00:53:09So, let me show you what I do when my dad's not home.
00:53:13Felix, your sister's here.
00:53:14Yeah, she's going to like it too.
00:53:16Perv.
00:53:17Bailey knows what I'm talking about, don't you?
00:53:20Chinese pizza!
00:53:23Okay, so here's what's going to happen.
00:53:25Babe, you're going to Uber Eats two orders of General Sours from Fortune Garden.
00:53:28I'm going to call Napoli for their large cheese.
00:53:31So the saltiness of the cheese creates a perfect flavour harmony
00:53:36with sticky sweet sauce of chicken.
00:53:42That one's for you.
00:53:47You're crazy.
00:53:54And you're a genius.
00:53:57Right.
00:54:07Sometimes two flavours that you don't think go together
00:54:10ends up being a perfect combination.
00:54:14I think I know what you mean.
00:54:26I'm barely asleep.
00:54:28Yeah, she fell asleep like that.
00:54:32You cleaned up?
00:54:34I'm not a jerk, a hundred percent of the time.
00:54:37Let me help.
00:54:43I know that I shouldn't want her.
00:54:45But I still do.
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:57Don't be.
00:54:58Because I'm not sorry for this.
00:55:01For what?
00:55:12You shouldn't be doing that.
00:55:14I know, but...
00:55:16I can't hide the way I feel about you.
00:55:20Why would you want me?
00:55:21You can have any girl in school.
00:55:23Why would you want the one person you can't have?
00:55:25I don't want any other girl.
00:55:27I want you.
00:55:30I'm an uptight virgin who everyone thinks slept with their teacher to get ahead.
00:55:34And I'm your nanny.
00:55:35I don't care about any of that.
00:55:38You should.
00:55:43I don't care about that shallow trash.
00:55:46Because I know the real you.
00:55:51Let me guess.
00:55:53An uptight virgin.
00:55:55A tease.
00:55:56A totally annoying no-at-all.
00:55:59Maybe that's how you see yourself.
00:56:01That's not how I see you.
00:56:05When I look at you, I see someone that's strong and responsible.
00:56:11Someone that Bailey opened up to for the first time since my mum died.
00:56:18When I look at you, Abby Moore, I see someone that's beautiful inside and outside.
00:56:27I think that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me.
00:56:32I think I'm falling in love with you, Abby.
00:56:40I think I'm falling in love with you.
00:56:44You just said love.
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:46Are you serious?
00:56:47Well, I don't know much about it, but...
00:56:52I feel like it's close.
00:56:55Felix, how?
00:56:57We live together.
00:56:59I'm your nanny, your dad would kill us.
00:57:00I care about you enough to figure it out.
00:57:03Together.
00:57:04We live together.
00:57:06The way you say that almost makes me believe it.
00:57:09Believe in us, Abby Moore.
00:57:13Because I do.
00:57:38You don't know.
00:57:39I'm your son.
00:57:40I'm your son.
00:57:41Is this okay?
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:43I'm my inner demons into arms.
00:57:48Stronger with the pen and serve my heart.
00:57:51Abby?
00:57:53What was that?
00:57:55Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:57:56What the hell are you two doing?
00:58:04I'm really sorry, Mr. Barnes.
00:58:06Abby, you told me you were a highly responsible nanny.
00:58:09I'm really, really sorry, Mr. Barnes.
00:58:12Dad, it's not her fault. I swear it was...
00:58:15I don't care whose fault it is.
00:58:17Pizza on a weeknight is strictly forbidden in this house.
00:58:23When I told you to make meals for my family,
00:58:25I expected high-quality, healthy meals.
00:58:29That's what you're annoyed about.
00:58:31I'm really, really sorry, Mr. Barnes.
00:58:34Anyway, I have an exciting announcement.
00:58:37To boost the reputation of my company, I'm going viral.
00:58:41I've hired an influencer,
00:58:43and she's going to start a social media account showcasing our family.
00:58:47And tonight is family games night.
00:58:52She's on her way here now, so look happy.
00:59:01This is my son, Felix,
00:59:03and our nanny, Abby.
00:59:07Wait.
00:59:09Abby is your nanny.
00:59:15Abby's your nanny.
00:59:17Like, for real?
00:59:19Yes, for my son and for my daughter.
00:59:21I'm a single father.
00:59:22You should use that.
00:59:24Funny, because of recent events,
00:59:25I thought that Abby was Felix's girlfriend.
00:59:29Girlfriend?
00:59:30God, no.
00:59:31If there was a relationship between my son and the nanny,
00:59:33I'd have to dismiss Abby.
00:59:35Yeah, Abby and I are just friends.
00:59:37Right, Sky?
00:59:39Felix could get any girl at school he wants.
00:59:42There's no way he'd pick her.
00:59:44I'm paying Sky by the hour,
00:59:46so we should start filming.
00:59:47I'll go and get Bailey.
00:59:49Bailey?
00:59:52So interesting, Felix,
00:59:54that Abby is your nanny.
00:59:56You two hooking up?
00:59:58Sounds like you're breaking Daddy's rules.
01:00:00Don't say anything about our relationship, Sky.
01:00:03If you do, we'll just deny it.
01:00:06Yeah, you're right.
01:00:07It's our word against Sky's.
01:00:08Don't worry.
01:00:10I won't say a thing.
01:00:13This is perfect.
01:00:15I can expose Felix and Abby's relationship
01:00:17right in front of Felix's dad.
01:00:19And catch it on camera.
01:00:23Sky, let's stage this
01:00:25so it looks like I'm the cool, fun dad.
01:00:28And this is my loving and devoted family.
01:00:31Right, I'll call out directions
01:00:33if everyone wants to get around the board.
01:00:36Come on.
01:00:38Bailey, can you do right-hand red?
01:00:43Sir, left foot yellow.
01:00:45Felix, right-hand green.
01:00:49Bailey, right foot blue.
01:00:54Oh.
01:00:55Sorry, sweet.
01:00:56You're out.
01:00:59Abby, right-hand red.
01:01:00I'm really sorry, sir.
01:01:02I can't reach the colour unless I touch Felix.
01:01:05That's why they call it Twister, Abby.
01:01:07Because you get all twisted up.
01:01:09Unless there's a reason you don't want to be close to Felix.
01:01:14I've had enough of this.
01:01:16I'm going to sit down.
01:01:20Right, you two carry on.
01:01:21I'll spin.
01:01:23Abby, left-hand green.
01:01:25I love and hate being this close to her.
01:01:27Stop, you think it'll be like that.
01:01:28Your dad's going to see.
01:01:29I'm doing my best.
01:01:30Smile for the camera, Felix.
01:01:33This is torture.
01:01:34I'm just going to get us both out to end the game.
01:01:50Fuck.
01:01:51I just touched Abby's boob in front of my whole family.
01:01:58What's poking into my thigh?
01:01:59Is that Felix's boner?
01:02:01And why is he touching my boob?
01:02:03Wow.
01:02:04You two are all twisted up.
01:02:05Son.
01:02:07Let go of the nanny.
01:02:08Game's over.
01:02:12Separate now.
01:02:16Oh, my vintage whiskey tumbler.
01:02:18You clumsy idiot.
01:02:20You can't talk to her like that.
01:02:22She probably did it to get Felix's attention.
01:02:25Is that what you're doing, Abby?
01:02:26Are you trying to get my son's attention?
01:02:28No, not at all.
01:02:29Class is worth a year of your salary.
01:02:32Now look, you're making Bailey cry.
01:02:36It's okay.
01:02:38Maybe we turn the heat down a little bit.
01:02:40Why are you acting like you care?
01:02:41You don't love Bailey.
01:02:43You're just pretending to care because Mr. Barnes pays you to.
01:02:46Go suck a dick, Sky.
01:02:48Oh, my insolent son.
01:02:50Always an embarrassment, aren't you, boy?
01:02:52Like you're even around enough to notice.
01:02:54I'm going to teach you a lesson.
01:02:57Abby, you're the nanny.
01:03:00Punish Felix.
01:03:06Abby wouldn't do that because she's my friend.
01:03:09Don't delude yourself, son.
01:03:10She's not family.
01:03:11She's the help.
01:03:12She reports to me.
01:03:14Abby, you work for me.
01:03:15Punish my son.
01:03:16I'm really sorry, sir, but I can't do that.
01:03:21Why don't you punish me yourself, Dad?
01:03:23See how that goes for social media.
01:03:29Abby, take Bailey to our room.
01:03:32And stop filming!
01:03:46Does your dad always shout like that?
01:03:49Yes, but he's always meaner to Felix.
01:03:54Bailey, you just talk.
01:03:56I know.
01:03:56I've been hiding it from my dad.
01:03:58If he knew I could speak, he'd freak out and grant me forever.
01:04:07Don't leave us, Abby.
01:04:08I don't know what I would do without you.
01:04:10I'm not going anywhere.
01:04:12But you should talk to your brother.
01:04:13He really cares about you.
01:04:14I can never tell him.
01:04:16He'd get really mad.
01:04:18And you can't tell him either.
01:04:22Hey, are you guys okay?
01:04:28Yeah, I'm just saying goodnight to Bailey.
01:04:37Night, babe.
01:04:43Hey.
01:04:44Hey.
01:04:46I'm sorry about my dad earlier.
01:04:49It's okay.
01:04:51No, it's not.
01:04:51He should never have spoken to you like that, and I'm sorry.
01:04:56But don't worry, I stuck up for you.
01:04:58Thanks for sticking up for me.
01:05:00You know, I would still care about you and Bailey,
01:05:03even if I wasn't your nanny.
01:05:04I know.
01:05:05It's hard to resist that Felix Barnes charm, huh?
01:05:10Do you think there's a universe where we were friends?
01:05:15Friends?
01:05:16Then school?
01:05:18Or more?
01:05:19I don't care about you anymore.
01:05:29Felix, did your dad hit you?
01:05:31Yeah.
01:05:32He said it was a punishment for talking back.
01:05:36I'm sorry.
01:05:37My dad hasn't been the same since my mum died.
01:05:40Bailey and I have gotten used to just taking care of ourselves.
01:05:45Until you came along.
01:05:48Let me take care of you.
01:05:50Starting with that nasty car.
01:05:54It's really not that bad.
01:05:56No, you don't have to act so tough all the time.
01:05:59I like it when you're sweet.
01:06:02I want her so badly, but if my dad caught us together, he'd fire her and ruin her life.
01:06:10I don't need you to take care of me.
01:06:12Just leave me alone, Abby.
01:06:15What is wrong with you?
01:06:27Go away.
01:06:28I'm not leaving until you apologise for flipping out on me.
01:06:32Wait, are you looking at pictures of me?
01:06:39That's private property.
01:06:40You are?
01:06:41You're looking at pictures of me?
01:06:42No.
01:06:43Well, yes, but they're online for everyone to see, okay?
01:06:46Felix, we can't like each other.
01:06:48I'm your nanny.
01:06:50I know, but I can't help the way I feel about you.
01:06:55Look, I think about you all the time.
01:06:59When I go to sleep.
01:07:01When I wake up, you're the first face I think of.
01:07:06What are we going to do?
01:07:08This feels impossible.
01:07:10I know, but I'll figure this out for the both of us.
01:07:20Felix?
01:07:20What was that?
01:07:21That was my dad.
01:07:22Do you have a girl in there?
01:07:23He's going to be awake for a while, so if you leave now, he'll definitely catch us.
01:07:27So what am I meant to do?
01:07:29Felix?
01:07:30Sleep with me.
01:07:31Felix?
01:07:38You're serious?
01:07:49Yes?
01:07:50Why are you so surprised?
01:07:51I don't know.
01:07:52I just spent all of high school thinking about books, not boys.
01:07:56Do you ever think that maybe that's what I like about you?
01:07:58You don't care about the other petty BS that the other girls care about.
01:08:02Yeah, because worrying about my GPA is so hot.
01:08:05Yeah, it is.
01:08:06To me, at least.
01:08:09Do you really mean that?
01:08:12Abby, you take care of everyone else all the time.
01:08:16Let me take care of you.
01:08:18And how are you going to do that?
01:08:40Well...
01:08:42Do you want me to kiss you here?
01:08:47And here.
01:08:50Should I keep going?
01:08:52Mm-hmm.
01:08:56Felix?
01:08:57Do you have a girl in there?
01:09:01Felix?
01:09:03Felix?
01:09:04Felix?
01:09:04What's your dad doing here?
01:09:05I don't know.
01:09:06But we need to hide.
01:09:15Why do you look guilty?
01:09:17Um, I don't know.
01:09:18You're the one that barged into my room without asking.
01:09:20I thought I heard a girl's voice.
01:09:22No, I was just, uh, watching videos on my phone.
01:09:30If you are hiding a girl in here,
01:09:33I'll figure it out.
01:09:34Don't look under the covers.
01:09:36Don't look under the covers.
01:09:41Maybe I...
01:09:43Maybe I was mistaken.
01:09:58We didn't get caught.
01:10:01No.
01:10:02We didn't.
01:10:04And I don't think we will.
01:10:12Felix Barnes and I unleashed a dangerous and addictive truth.
01:10:16We could be together without his dad realising.
01:10:19But it's wrong.
01:10:21I'm his family's nanny.
01:10:31Abby, are you alright?
01:10:33You look a little flushed.
01:10:34Flushed.
01:10:35Yeah, I'm...
01:10:36I'm good.
01:10:37I'm just a little bit hot.
01:10:39Yeah.
01:10:39Yeah, me too.
01:10:40I'm hot.
01:10:51Do you want to see what's under my towel?
01:10:56One million percent, yes.
01:11:11I couldn't believe that a photo of her was enough to make me hard.
01:11:19It's not a choice between saying the right thing or the wrong thing.
01:11:21You could say the wrong thing every bloody time.
01:11:24Oh, well, I'm not him.
01:11:25He's a idiot.
01:11:26Just do your best and see what happens, yeah?
01:11:33All I wanted was to be close to her.
01:11:38Felix hasn't texted me back.
01:11:39He must think I'm hideous.
01:11:44You're so fucking beautiful.
01:11:49I can't stop thinking about last night.
01:11:51You look so pretty.
01:11:55What are you doing?
01:11:58None of your business.
01:12:00I can't stop thinking about you either.
01:12:04Felix, will you help me hand out some of these assignments, please?
01:12:18I'll be more in the flesh.
01:12:21I've got to send myself this.
01:12:35Now, class, today we're going to be focusing on your college essays.
01:12:40So remember to keep them personal and unique.
01:12:43Thank you very much.
01:12:45Right, carry on.
01:12:47Let me guess.
01:12:48You've already finished your college essays.
01:12:51Yeah, early admission to Oxford.
01:12:54It's my dream school.
01:12:56Oxford?
01:12:57It's looked like you'd be lucky to serve chips at the takeaway.
01:13:01Sky, maybe you should spend less time focused on me
01:13:03and more on the party school with the lowest standards.
01:13:08Don't worry, Abby.
01:13:10Everyone in this class will be focused on you soon enough.
01:13:14In about five seconds.
01:13:19I can't wait.
01:13:21What do you mean?
01:13:36How did you...
01:13:37How did you...
01:13:38How did you get these?
01:13:39Seriously?
01:13:42Felix sent on me.
01:13:43No, he wouldn't.
01:13:45Felix has been your enemy since freshman years.
01:13:47This whole pretending to like you thing was a prank.
01:13:51No.
01:13:51Genius.
01:13:52Right?
01:13:53No, he cares about me.
01:13:55How can such a dumb bitch get such good grades?
01:13:59If Felix cared about you,
01:14:02then why would he send out these photos?
01:14:07Damn, Abby.
01:14:09Didn't know you were such a freaky bitch.
01:14:13Abby, I beg you to send me a picture.
01:14:16Ew.
01:14:17Why would you want a picture of this slut?
01:14:19Abby Moore!
01:14:20What is this...
01:14:22smut?
01:14:24Turn it off.
01:14:36Abby, what the hell?
01:14:38Please.
01:14:39I'm done easy.
01:14:40I'll do anything.
01:14:41Yeah, or anyone.
01:14:43How about I pay you?
01:14:44No.
01:14:45Oh, it's me.
01:14:47Abby.
01:14:48Abby.
01:15:00Run all you want, skank.
01:15:02You'll never outrun your reputation.
01:15:08Oh, Abby.
01:15:12Trying to show off your panties, are we?
01:15:14Stop.
01:15:15Oof.
01:15:16I know I used up hole when I see one.
01:15:18Don't worry, Abby.
01:15:20I don't mind sloppy seconds.
01:15:23Skye, stop.
01:15:24This is what you get for sending your nasty nudes to Felix.
01:15:30You might act all innocent, Abby, but I've always known that you were a desperate slut.
01:15:36And now the whole school sees it, too.
01:15:40This is the worst moment of my life.
01:15:43Everyone's laughing.
01:15:45Please, Skye, stop.
01:15:47Face it, Abby.
01:15:49No one's going to save you.
01:15:58It's all right, Abby.
01:16:00I've got you.
01:16:06Felix.
01:16:09Seriously, Felix.
01:16:11You're going to go for this desperate slut.
01:16:15Slut.
01:16:15Fighting world's coming from you, Skye.
01:16:19Remember these?
01:16:22I've been leaving your underwear in my backpack in some weird attempt to get me to hook up with you.
01:16:27I kept it on the deal to save you the embarrassment.
01:16:29That's over now.
01:16:31Who has the gross panties now?
01:16:34The next time you want to call someone a desperate skank, look in the mirror.
01:16:39Let's go.
01:16:44Abby talked to me.
01:16:46I need to know if you're okay.
01:16:47Felix, you sent that photo to Skye.
01:16:49Are you serious?
01:16:49How much would she have got on those photos?
01:16:51Abby, who do you believe?
01:16:52Me or Skye?
01:16:56Abby, who are you going to believe?
01:16:57Me or Skye?
01:17:00Answer me.
01:17:01Do you believe me or Skye?
01:17:02Felix, you've been my enemy since I was a freshman.
01:17:04Since becoming your nanny, you've made my life a hell.
01:17:07Abby, stop.
01:17:08You're letting Skye get in your head and come between us.
01:17:09Well, it's hard to think straight when the whole school has seen me half naked.
01:17:13That wasn't me.
01:17:15Please use that line on a girl that's dumb enough to believe you.
01:17:19I would never do anything to hurt you.
01:17:21Really?
01:17:22Because since becoming your nanny, my life has completely 180'd.
01:17:25I don't know what to think.
01:17:27Maybe you were better off when you were my enemy.
01:17:32We can never go back to being enemies.
01:17:35Really?
01:17:36Why?
01:17:37You're pretty damn good at it.
01:17:38Because I'm in love with you, Abby Moore.
01:17:47I love you, Abby Moore.
01:17:49And I tried to stop it, but I can't.
01:17:54And I love you.
01:17:55You're crazy.
01:17:57Crazy in love.
01:18:00Look, Felix, falling in love with your nanny is complicated.
01:18:03Screw complicated.
01:18:06I'm stupidly and overwhelmingly, undoubtedly in love with you.
01:18:11And I love you enough to figure it all out.
01:18:16Even if it is crazy.
01:18:19I love you too.
01:18:21Well, I know.
01:18:22You're an idiot.
01:18:24An idiot who loves you.
01:18:34Abby Moore.
01:18:35My office.
01:18:37Now.
01:18:43Sit.
01:18:46Tell me why you put your smut on every computer in the class.
01:18:53It wasn't me.
01:18:53I didn't do it or get to know where this mob.
01:18:56I have tried my best to ignore your sexual transgressions.
01:19:02But we all know what happened with Mr. O'Reary.
01:19:06Excuse me?
01:19:08We all know about your special favours that you gave him to get your grave.
01:19:13That's sick.
01:19:14Sick?
01:19:16No.
01:19:18Sick is splaying your legs apart for every boy in the class to see.
01:19:24That wasn't me.
01:19:24I didn't do it.
01:19:26I should expel you for this.
01:19:29But luckily for you,
01:19:32the head girl has intervened on your behalf.
01:19:40Hey, Abby.
01:19:45Mrs. Morrow.
01:19:46Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help this poor, lost soul.
01:19:53Not to thank you.
01:19:54What are you going to do, Skye?
01:19:57Abby.
01:19:58Why don't we discuss things outside?
01:20:05Hey!
01:20:06You know you have to do what I say if you don't want to be punished by Mrs. Morrow.
01:20:10You know you should probably call up Felix's dad and tell him everything.
01:20:13I doubt he knows that Felix is hooking up with his nanny.
01:20:17What do you want, Skye?
01:20:19You want to call me a slap?
01:20:20Do you want to ruin my life?
01:20:22I want you to dump Felix and get him to date me.
01:20:25You're crazy.
01:20:27Maybe.
01:20:28But I always get what I want.
01:20:30And what I want is for you to dump Felix at the Candon Prep charity party tonight.
01:20:37You want me to dump Felix?
01:20:40Either you blow off your relationship with him, or I will.
01:20:44Because I'm an emperor.
01:20:46The choice is yours.
01:20:48Tonight is the charity party dinner.
01:20:51Dump Felix in front of everyone.
01:20:53What are you going to do?
01:20:54Nothing.
01:20:56If you play nice.
01:20:58Oh, and um, don't tell Felix.
01:21:01This is really between us girls.
01:21:06Hey.
01:21:08Everything okay?
01:21:10Skye already ruined my life with one text she found between me and Felix.
01:21:16Yeah, I'm fine.
01:21:20Get lost, Skye.
01:21:26Abby Moore, I'm going to make you lose your job and your boyfriend.
01:21:33It's been nice.
01:21:34I just wish there was more of this guy.
01:21:35You probably would.
01:21:42You two better behave.
01:21:44This is the Candon Prep charity party.
01:21:46And as the top turner to the school, I need to make a big impression.
01:21:51Felix, Bailey, follow me for pictures.
01:22:01You ready to dump Felix in front of the whole school?
01:22:11I can't just dump Felix.
01:22:13You don't have a choice.
01:22:15I'd rather see Felix alone than with you.
01:22:19Abby, can I talk to you for a second?
01:22:24Alone.
01:22:31Leave me alone for this party, okay?
01:22:34Are you embarrassed to talk to me?
01:22:37Have I told you how amazing you look in this dress?
01:22:39I'm serious.
01:22:40I don't want to be seen with you.
01:22:42What's your problem?
01:22:43You're my problem.
01:22:44Just leave me alone.
01:22:46You're getting sick and tired of these mind games.
01:22:47One second you love me, the next you want me to leave you alone.
01:22:50I don't want to hurt Felix.
01:22:53But I don't want Sky to expose our relationship.
01:22:55There are no mind games.
01:22:57It's simple.
01:22:57Just leave me alone.
01:22:59Period.
01:22:59I'm your nanny and that's it.
01:23:04Felix is really fighting for her.
01:23:06Maybe he actually likes her.
01:23:09I can't believe you'd fall for a slut to like her.
01:23:13Everybody loves sluts.
01:23:16It's great.
01:23:16You can get with them and you don't have to do any of the boring stuff like talking to them
01:23:21or buying them flowers or anything like that.
01:23:24I mean, I could probably have her on her knees for me by the end of the night.
01:23:29500 pound you do.
01:23:33You're right.
01:23:40I'm serious.
01:23:42Please, just leave me alone.
01:23:46Fine.
01:23:48If that's what you want.
01:23:51Move.
01:23:54Someone's in a bad mood.
01:23:56What's wrong, Abby?
01:23:57Please, as if you care.
01:23:59Oh, come on.
01:24:00How long have we known each other?
01:24:01What?
01:24:02Since primary?
01:24:05What?
01:24:05It's just boy stuff.
01:24:06It's stupid.
01:24:07Any guy who doesn't see how lucky he is to have you is an idiot.
01:24:13Come on.
01:24:15Let's ditch this party.
01:24:16I've got something to show you backstage that I know will cheer you up.
01:24:19Yeah, I could use a break from everyone.
01:24:23Thanks, Jack.
01:24:36So, what did you want to show me?
01:24:40My dick.
01:24:41Oh, Jack, I would never hook up with you.
01:24:43I'm not going anywhere until I hook up with the easiest girl in the count.
01:24:50Come on.
01:24:51I'll let you suck my dick.
01:24:53Oh, I'd rather suck on a cheese grater.
01:24:55I'm throwing you a pity fuck.
01:24:57Look, I'm not a teacher, but I can still grade you if you want.
01:25:01I said no.
01:25:02Girls like you, don't say no to guys like me.
01:25:08Bailey!
01:25:10Aren't you Felix's weird little sister?
01:25:13You don't talk, do you?
01:25:15Well, at least you won't say anything about this.
01:25:23Let go of me!
01:25:24What, you'll hook up with Felix, but not me?
01:25:27Don't worry.
01:25:29I'll be quick.
01:25:32Go away, Bailey.
01:25:33Go find Abby.
01:25:33Listen to me!
01:25:36Bailey, you just spoke.
01:25:37Abby's in trouble.
01:25:39She's backstage with Jack, and he's going to hurt her.
01:25:54What's going on here?
01:25:57Bro, you should have seen it.
01:25:58She was all over me.
01:25:59I was talking to Abby, not you.
01:26:03Are you okay?
01:26:04No.
01:26:05Jack tried to throw himself at me.
01:26:08What, are you jealous?
01:26:12We can share her if you want.
01:26:20Abby, I'm so sorry.
01:26:22I'm so sorry.
01:26:24Nothing's going to come between us now.
01:26:28Felix used to be my biggest rival.
01:26:31But now I would do anything he asks me to.
01:26:45What happened to you?
01:26:46You look like shit.
01:26:48Yeah, well, Felix caught me with Abby, didn't he?
01:26:52Beat my ass.
01:26:54Seriously?
01:26:55You couldn't even get that clack bitch to hook up with you.
01:26:59No.
01:27:00And now they're backstage together.
01:27:05Really?
01:27:13What are we going to do, Felix?
01:27:14What if your dad finds out?
01:27:15I don't care about that right now.
01:27:18After seeing you with Jack, I realised how close I was to losing you.
01:27:22I just want to be here with you right now.
01:27:27Good evening, everyone.
01:27:29As president of the senior class, I want to welcome you all to the senior class dinner.
01:27:41But I would especially like to welcome Felix and his nanny, Abby Moore.
01:27:54Wait.
01:27:56Is that Felix Barnes hooking up with his nanny?
01:28:02Hey, Abby, nice ass.
01:28:05Hooking up with the nanny?
01:28:07Kinky.
01:28:10Everyone at Camden called me a slut.
01:28:12And now I've been caught hooking up with the guy I nanny for.
01:28:16We can't be seen together.
01:28:18Did you like my speech, Abby?
01:28:20How did you know?
01:28:23I told you I'd get you and Felix to break up.
01:28:27And they did.
01:28:29Checkmate.
01:28:34Maybe I can't have Felix.
01:28:36But you can't have him either.
01:28:38Especially now the whole school has seen the two of you hooking up at this charity dinner.
01:28:43You would really stop at nothing to keep me from Felix.
01:28:46Duh.
01:28:47I knew Felix liked you.
01:28:50That's why I made up the rumour that you slept with Mr O'Leary.
01:28:53To make him get the ick.
01:28:55Sky, you started that rumour.
01:28:57That ruined my life.
01:28:59My mum lost her job.
01:29:00We've never recovered.
01:29:02Am I supposed to care?
01:29:04Face it, Abby.
01:29:06I win.
01:29:09Except you will never win.
01:29:12Because even though you tried to ruin my life, I still got the grades and I got Felix.
01:29:19You stupid bitch.
01:29:22You stupid bitch.
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