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00:19Yeah, nah, nothing yet, but I'm on it, I swear.
00:24Yes, loud and clear.
00:26Putting the rest of us to shame?
00:30Yeah, yeah, Ravi was supposed to join me, but I guess he slept in.
00:34I already stood you up.
00:36I just see him going into the boxing gym.
00:40Charmy.
00:55Ravi?
00:57Ravi? Ravi?
01:00Ravi!
01:02Ravi!
01:05Mum?
01:08What's happened, Mum?
01:10Nothing. Everything's fine.
01:11Yeah, cos nothing that says I'm fine, like screaming Dad's name at 7am.
01:14Yeah, well, you want to be grateful. Last time that happened, nine months later, you were born.
01:19Go on, go back to bed. It's weird seeing you up this early. You okay? You look knackered.
01:25Yeah, I barely slept.
01:27Are you sure it ain't the meds? I mean, we can see about adjusting them.
01:30No, I'll be all right. So, where is he then?
01:36Um, oh, he's so far on a run. That was me shouting to see if he could grab some milk
01:40on the way back, but, um, yeah, he's already left.
01:43Your dad's fine. All right? I promise.
01:48As long as he's fine, right? I'll just go. Yeah.
02:12Someone's pumped up this morning.
02:16Right, right. Easy.
02:19Whoa! Let's! To the right!
02:25Yeah, sweet.
02:27Rav!
02:30Yeah, mate. Yeah, I'm good.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:36I was in the zone.
02:40Is there any news?
02:42Well, as far as we know, everyone caught up in the sting just keeping their mouths shut.
02:46Good. Don't have a drill.
02:48Yeah, well, that's not good enough for the higher-ups.
02:51They want blood.
02:52Right. And not any old claret.
02:54After yesterday, I need this rat's head on a platter sharpish.
02:57Do they want you to kill him?
02:58Yeah, they do.
03:00Well, it's a good job you've got luck on your side.
03:02They've been used as target practice, mate.
03:06Don't worry about it.
03:07They taste good luck, don't they?
03:09They'll be closer than you think.
03:10I'll tell you what.
03:12You need an help when you find him.
03:13You know where I am.
03:18I appreciate it.
03:27I'll leave you two of them.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Let's go.
03:35Cheers.
03:36Cheers.
03:37I've already done a week of it.
03:39You'd think I'd be less nervous.
03:41Really?
03:42You'd be fine.
03:43Yeah, maybe it's just the fact that everybody leaves the room and stands behind a lead wall.
03:50Oh, Phil.
03:52You've put sugar in it.
03:53Oh, sorry.
03:55That's how Nigel took it.
03:56That's a muscle memory for you.
03:58Are we off to the charity shop?
04:00A little bit after.
04:01Just a couple of things we've got to pack.
04:02You don't mind if I...
04:04What time are you coming over?
04:06Elaine's gonna pop in.
04:07I mean, God love that woman, but honestly, if I hear one more word about those breeding council elections...
04:12Yeah, I can't.
04:12I'm back to the hospital.
04:14I'm starting to do radiotherapy.
04:16Are you?
04:18God, who says my brother doesn't have a heart?
04:21I don't bother.
04:22Erm, half the square's asking when they can visit.
04:25Gonna have to ask for a revolving door.
04:27I told you, I'm not coming.
04:29Lex, please.
04:31Sorry, Phil.
04:32Yeah, slow down. Slow down. What's going on?
04:33You tell him.
04:35Jay phoned this morning.
04:37Said he's put a car lot up for Sal.
04:39Think he's starting to find he at home. Look, he ain't coming back.
04:42Right, listen.
04:43Sounds like you are needed elsewhere.
04:45You sure?
04:45Yeah.
04:46You're a grandad.
04:47When else do you get to play good cop?
04:50Come.
04:51Yeah.
04:55Yeah, I busted.
04:56What, you meant to be at work?
04:57Yeah, I forgot my floss.
04:59You're treating yourself, are you?
05:00Yeah, you caught me.
05:02It's a new phone, expensive perfume, diamond-encrusted breast pump.
05:05Oh.
05:06No, I'm baby-proofing the house.
05:08Now that Jimmy's moving about and that, there's literally a death trap in there.
05:11How much is that going to cost us?
05:13You're not seriously putting a price tag on our children's safety, are you?
05:16No, no, no, no, no.
05:17It's just we're a little bit short for money as it is this month.
05:20And...
05:20Ha!
05:21Okay.
05:21Well, gonna have to crack on then.
05:23Yeah?
05:24Sell some more apples for us.
05:26Will you take that inside for me?
05:27Yeah.
05:28See you in a sec.
05:30Zach?
05:31Oh, he is.
05:33Right, um, just do not let him leave, okay?
05:35I'll be there in two minutes, yeah?
05:37Ah, you're early!
05:38I like it.
05:39Let's start as we mean to go on.
05:41Doran, about this induction...
05:43No, it's only gonna take a few hours, honestly.
05:45Yeah, sorry, it's just, um, so it's kind of, it's come up.
05:48Do you mind if we reschedule?
05:50Yeah.
05:51It's not very convenient, but...
05:53Yeah.
05:54Okay, thanks.
05:55You're such a babe.
06:00I thought you was okay with Jay not coming back.
06:03You don't have to pretend to be okay with it, Lex.
06:07It's not just Jay.
06:10You and Dad splitting up.
06:12Johnny moving in.
06:15Nigel.
06:19Is this what being an adult's like?
06:22Nothing staying the same?
06:24Things change, Lex, you know.
06:27I know it ain't easy.
06:30But are they changing because of me?
06:32You're joking, ain't ya?
06:34You're the one who keeps us going.
06:35Couldn't keep Mum going, could I?
06:38Or Nigel?
06:43Listen, I'll tell you what.
06:44As soon as you're down there's absent today anyway,
06:48Mum will go and visit Nigel, yeah?
06:49Seriously?
06:50We can do that.
06:51Well, I don't see why not.
06:53Coming, Phil?
06:55Er, no, I've got to go over there.
06:57See if I can catch Sam at the hospital.
07:01Well, tell him you said hi.
07:02Yeah, alright, darling.
07:08Cheers.
07:15Is everything alright?
07:16Ben said a word one morning, a car from Ben Markham.
07:19I thought I was going to go for a couple of rounds at one point.
07:21He's dead.
07:22Just stay leaving with me.
07:24Cheers, Sam.
07:25Alright.
07:27Gavin.
07:29Wait.
07:30What?
07:30What are you?
07:31What do I want?
07:32What do I want?
07:33You were only in bed this morning and you ain't picking up your phone.
07:36I think I'm allowed to admit worried after everything that's happened recently.
07:40He said what, was he?
07:41Yeah.
07:42Yeah, it's fine, you don't need to worry.
07:43If you tell me not to worry one more time.
07:46Okay, look, he's been given a deadline to find informant and kill him.
07:51I think he's capable of that.
07:53I haven't got a choice, I guess.
07:56And that don't scare you.
07:58Ravi, you might think you're invincible, but being the kids, we live in the real world
08:03and thanks to you, we're all in danger now.
08:18Oi-oi.
08:21Oh, coffee unprompted.
08:22You must have done something wrong.
08:25I think the phrase you're looking for is thank you.
08:28But it's actually courtesy of Peter.
08:30He said you needed caffeinating.
08:32He probably feels bad for me.
08:34Is everything alright?
08:36As of this morning, the car lot is officially on sale.
08:40I thought you knew he was selling.
08:41Yeah, just not this quick.
08:43Alright, well, what happens now?
08:45I don't know, just to help it tick over until someone buys it.
08:49I don't know.
08:49What am I going to do, Penny?
08:52Double rollover tomorrow.
08:54Fingers crossed your numbers, come in and buy it yourself.
08:56Yeah, because if I won the lottery, that is exactly what I'm going to do first.
08:58I'm going to buy the car lot.
09:00Is it that bad a shout, though?
09:02Not winning the lottery, obviously.
09:03I mean, buying the business.
09:06You've run it anyway.
09:07Surely owning it is not that big a stretch.
09:09Look, I'm being serious, Lauren.
09:11Take a negative and turn it into a positive.
09:14That's what good business people do, isn't it?
09:17Think about it.
09:29Oh, just the man I was looking for.
09:31Ravi said he saw you at the gym earlier.
09:34Did he seem okay to you?
09:37In what way?
09:38Well, I just think he's been a bit stressed lately, you know?
09:43I think he's blaming himself for what happened to Nugget.
09:46Why are you telling me this, Priya?
09:48I'm just saying, you know, if he's been off of you, then maybe that's why.
09:53He's a good bloke.
09:54Won't admit when he's struggling.
09:59Right. Right.
10:01Yeah, I don't want to be an overbearing girlfriend, but...
10:04I mean, you saw him at the pharmacy.
10:07He's lucky the old building caught him off there and then.
10:12Yeah. Lucky.
10:15Yeah.
10:19See ya.
10:28How is having my rings delivered by a bird of prey anything other than showing off?
10:32I mean, you weren't the first one to be special.
10:34You say him first like I'm already planning my seconds.
10:36Oh, best of just ignoring, Ricky.
10:39How many wedding days you on there, son?
10:40Oh, just a couple ahead of you, mother.
10:42Oh, very funny.
10:47Oh, no.
10:48Hate when that happens.
10:51Worst.
10:52Oscar!
10:53What? Have you even been home?
10:55Been to a home?
10:56What are you looking at business loans for?
10:58Peter not been paying his prostitutes.
11:01I'm really not in the mood for you today.
11:03Wouldn't it just be easier just to steal from a charity again?
11:06I know what you're doing.
11:08Lashing out, drinking, random hookups.
11:10It's your defence mechanism, because you, you don't want to admit that you're still hung up on Jasmine.
11:16When Peter does make a move, I won't even feel a little bit guilty.
11:20Look, do you mind?
11:22Hey.
11:22Today, Brian.
11:23Oh, what is it with you?
11:25He's actually, he is unbelievable.
11:27I mean, if I wasn't mid-campaign, I mean, no-one would blame me if I gave that young man
11:30a click round a year.
11:31Oh, he's fine. He just needs a distraction or something.
11:34Yeah, maybe you could have him on your campaign trail, you know?
11:37Gift of the gab, shoots from the hip.
11:39Might be the sort of person to win your votes.
11:41Look, he only had his ankle tag taken off a few weeks ago.
11:45What? Exactly.
11:46Who doesn't love a redemption story?
11:48Oh, come on, Ian.
11:50Not even for your favourite daughter-in-law.
11:53My only daughter-in-law.
11:56I'll think about it.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Oh.
12:22Oh, my God.
12:24Oh, my God!
12:38You're welcome.
12:40And, oh God.
12:41I'll try to make a video of his friends.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:45Oh, my God.
12:48Oh, my God.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:53What the hell are you doing?
13:04Excuse me. Looking for Nigel Bates? He's new here.
13:08Room 5.
13:10Oh, you don't have to thank me, darling. It's my pleasure.
13:12And with me, you get a twofer. I'm a friend and a pillar of the community.
13:17Oh, hello. I didn't know you were coming.
13:18Yeah. Lex wanted to make sure he was settling in. Is that all right?
13:21Yeah, of course it is. He's looking through the film collection at the moment
13:24and he's feeling a little bit brighter today, so you've chosen a good time.
13:29They have a film collection?
13:30Well, I mean, they can't stay in bed all day, can they?
13:32Oh, I could not agree more. Which is why when I am elected counsellor,
13:36I will make sure that every care facility in my ward
13:40will have an adequate supply of recreational equipment.
13:45Thank you. Ta-da.
13:47Well, thanks. Ta-da. Bye.
13:48Ta-da.
13:49Ta-da.
13:50Well, I should be on leave.
13:52Very nice.
13:53Julie!
13:54Julie!
13:55Oh, here they are.
13:57They, er...
13:59They don't have part two.
14:01It's probably gone walkabout.
14:03Hmm.
14:05Look, he's here to see you.
14:07Hello.
14:08Do you work there too, then?
14:11Look, they, er...
14:13The quality of the video rentals there really needs looking at.
14:16They haven't got part two.
14:22It's rubbish, isn't it?
14:24Hmm.
14:24Why don't we have a look on my phone?
14:26See if we can find something better to watch.
14:28Mm-hmm.
14:28Okay.
14:29This one.
14:30There.
14:38Do I need to call the police?
14:40Got them on speed, though, have you?
14:41Or is it more of a panic button?
14:43Okay.
14:43Cards on the table.
14:44Do you know, you almost had me earlier.
14:47That whole caring missus routine.
14:49But do you want to know where you slipped up?
14:52The pharmacy.
14:54Never occurred to me why the old bill gave them a free pass after that.
14:58And with you both having such good poker faces,
15:01I thought I'd have to find proof another way.
15:04So here we are.
15:05Proof of what, exactly?
15:07No!
15:08Priya!
15:08Don't play dumb!
15:10It don't suit you.
15:12Well, it feels like a glove on you right now, doesn't it?
15:14No, I mean, what are you expecting to find?
15:16A signed confession?
15:18Ravi's told me everything.
15:20Okay, so whatever theories you're cooking up,
15:22let's make one thing clear.
15:23Ravi ain't the grass!
15:24So explain yesterday.
15:26Fortune teller, is he?
15:28You want the truth?
15:29Ravi and Jack, there's a lot of history.
15:32Okay?
15:33A lot of water under a pretty shaky bridge.
15:35No, that sounds very cosy, doesn't it?
15:37Yeah, hardly.
15:39Last year, something happened on the square.
15:42Okay, something that could have got Jack into a lot of trouble.
15:44Stop talking in riddles, Priya, and just get to the point!
15:47Jack owed Ravi a favour.
15:48Right?
15:49A big one.
15:50Okay, and that got called in
15:51when he gave him the heads up about this raid.
15:54Wait, wait, so Brannan's been, that's what you're saying?
15:57No, what I'm saying is, if anything,
15:58you should be thanking Ravi.
16:00Okay, he didn't have to tell you.
16:01He wouldn't be here smashing up my apartment if he didn't.
16:06So, so why not tell me from the get-go?
16:08Why did he lie?
16:09Because he knew how it would look.
16:12Okay, but I'm telling you,
16:14this thing with Jack, it's a one-off.
16:16Right, and one that saved your skin and all.
16:18Ravi is a lot of things.
16:20Okay?
16:21But grass, no, that ain't one of them.
16:25If you're such a big man
16:27wanting to get actual blood on your hands,
16:29at least make sure you've got the right bloke.
16:33And you're telling me the truth.
16:36No smoke, no mirrors, no ball.
16:38You look me in the eye
16:39and you tell me you're telling the truth.
16:43Cross my heart.
16:49Sorry about the mess.
16:57Okay, well, thanks.
16:59Thanks for your help, anyway.
17:01Bye.
17:03Who's that?
17:04Secret lover?
17:05Oh, no, we just email.
17:08No, it was the bank, actually.
17:09I tried to get a business loan
17:10because I want to buy the car lot off of Jay.
17:12Well, I must have been asleep
17:13when we talked that one through.
17:16Well, you don't have to worry, do you?
17:17Because apparently I'm not eligible.
17:19Oh, fair enough.
17:20Well, in their defence,
17:21it's probably not the most sound investment, is it?
17:24I love it when you kick me when I'm down.
17:26Look, Lauren, people get made redundant all the time
17:28and there's a reason why when they do,
17:29they don't go and then buy the company.
17:31Capitalism?
17:32What I mean is,
17:33if we're going to keep our head above water,
17:35we've got to find you another job.
17:36You're going to have to find a proper job, you know?
17:39Oh!
17:40Stay away from me!
17:41No, you're not.
17:41I said it!
17:42I said from day one,
17:43Brian is a pedo
17:44and he's following me.
17:45Now he's following me.
17:46Don't call him a pedo.
17:47Go back a few steps, please.
17:48OK, he just propositioned me
17:49in broad daylight in the park.
17:52I feel used.
17:53Oh, you don't.
17:54Yeah, yeah, I propositioned him.
17:56And if you'd waited five seconds to hear me out,
17:59you'd realise I was offering you a job.
18:01No, offence, Brian,
18:02but Fry and Fizz ain't my life calling.
18:04No, Oscar, it's not the chippy.
18:07No, it's his counselling campaign.
18:09Well, we were talking earlier
18:10and we thought it might be a good idea
18:12to have someone like you on board, you know?
18:13You could be in charge of the PR.
18:15PR manager?
18:16Yeah.
18:16I'm listening.
18:17Hang on a minute.
18:18I was thinking more about handing out leaflets.
18:20Oh, no, I'm out.
18:21OK, look, I've done my time as a leaflet girl.
18:23Wasn't for me.
18:24Thank you, though, Brian.
18:26And sorry about the whole pedo thing, you know?
18:29Everyone knows that you're a proper gent deep down.
18:31Oh, thank you.
18:32Yeah, you see?
18:33And that, ladies and gentlemen,
18:35is how you rebuild an image
18:36from predator to prince in one swift move.
18:39Let's do it.
18:40I'm in.
18:40Yeah, well, hang on a minute.
18:42Can we just slow down a minute, OK?
18:44Helping out is one thing,
18:46but I don't think I actually need a PR manager.
18:49First things first,
18:50let's get something down and write it.
18:51Yeah, on your bike.
18:52Oscar, later.
18:53No, not later.
18:54Before you get into Dragon's Den,
18:56give me a hand setting this up, please, will you?
18:57A bit below my pay grade.
18:59Well, consider it a contribution to the rent you don't pay.
19:05You OK?
19:07Oh, dear.
19:10What's he done now?
19:11No, it ain't Peter.
19:13Well, it sort of is, actually.
19:14I thought it was a good idea for me to, you know,
19:17try and get a business loan
19:18and buy the car lot off of Jay.
19:20And he turned you down.
19:23Yeah, basically.
19:24And Peter thinks it's a non-starter anyway.
19:26Oh, that boy.
19:28Do you know what?
19:28He inherited all of my good looks
19:30and none of my entrepreneurial spirit.
19:32Wait, you...
19:33You actually think this is a good idea?
19:36Lauren.
19:38Being good at business
19:40isn't about who can put the most money on the table, OK?
19:43It's about doing the right deal
19:45at the right price
19:46at the right time.
19:50Yeah.
19:50No, I know, but I still got any money, ain't I?
19:53And the bank said no, so...
19:54You've got two choices.
19:55A, you can fault the first hurdle.
19:57Or B, you can problem solve.
19:59You can use your knowledge of Jay's business
20:01to renegotiate with him.
20:02You can go back to the bank
20:04with a revised business bank.
20:05I'll tell you what,
20:06I can't believe I'm saying this,
20:07but you can tap your dad up
20:09for some finance.
20:11OK?
20:12Look, Lauren,
20:14you've got to be hungry for this, OK?
20:16You've got to really want it, and...
20:18I've got faith in you.
20:22Wow.
20:23Ian.
20:25That was actually really good.
20:26Yeah.
20:27And there ends my TED talk.
20:35You OK?
20:37I wasn't expecting the Zimmer frame.
20:39Made him seem so...
20:42It's only been a day.
20:48He's, er, nice and comfy in his chair now, so...
20:50He's ready, if you're ready.
20:53You can say no if you want to.
20:54We can always come back another day.
20:55I'm ready.
20:57Come on, then.
21:02Oh, the angel of Wolfe for those.
21:05Do you want a biscuit?
21:07You keep them, Nigel.
21:10Um, Nigel thinks this room's a bit sparse.
21:14Do you think you could help us spruce it up a little bit?
21:16Great.
21:17I'll get some stuff in that bag.
21:18Hey.
21:18So, are you stopping for tea?
21:20Yeah.
21:22Um...
21:22Food's not great for a five-star.
21:26Uh...
21:27He thinks that we're still in our honeymoon hotel, and...
21:29He keeps on tipping the carers.
21:31Ah.
21:31Another time, Nigel, mate.
21:33But you enjoy, though, yeah?
21:34Dog food and sprouts.
21:36Oh.
21:36Where do you want these, Nigel?
21:38I'll bring a nice frame for them next time I come.
21:41Oh.
21:42Put them up over there in a prider place.
21:46I won't have any trouble sleeping with those looking over me.
21:50Uh, when did...
21:52What's his name?
21:53Uh, say he was coming?
21:55Philip.
21:58I'll, um...
21:59I'll get him to give Julie a call.
22:17Priya!
22:20What the hell happened to the door?
22:22Mark happened.
22:24Good thing the kids are at school, isn't it?
22:26You do remember?
22:27Avani and Davinda.
22:28Or do they just float out of your head when you're off playing your big man gangster dealer?
22:31What did you say to him?
22:32Well, enough to convince him to get off your case.
22:33And that shouldn't be on me!
22:35Ravi!
22:35Well, who even are you?
22:37Mucking about at the gym whilst I'm running around sorting out your problems?
22:43When is this going to end?
22:45And what do we have to put up with next?
22:49Do you know what?
22:49What am I doing?
22:51Right, this is your mess.
22:52You clean it up for once.
22:58Oh.
23:00Oh.
23:03Ah!
23:04No!
23:06No!
23:07No!
23:08No!
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23:22No!
23:23No!
23:35I don't know.
24:13You all right, Dad? Nice to see you.
24:16Do you want me to take your coat or anything?
24:19Er, no. No, I'm all right.
24:21Oh, come on then. Come in.
24:25Take a seat if you want, yeah?
24:27Blimey.
24:29That's Dot's best tea set, isn't it?
24:32Yeah. Yeah.
24:33I'm just trying to be a little bit more of an adult, you know?
24:36Last night we didn't have no clean dishes,
24:38so I ended up eating my dinner out of a saucepan
24:40and my tea out of a sippy cup.
24:43All right, spit it out. How much?
24:45I've been around, Lauren.
24:47I know when someone's trying to tap me up for a bit of cash.
24:50All right.
24:52Well, short pitch.
24:55I would like to buy the car lot.
25:00Main reason's obviously being financial security for me and my children,
25:04your grandchildren.
25:05Right, emotional blackmail. Nice, yeah.
25:07Could have been a bit more subtle.
25:08Oh, come on, Dad.
25:10It makes total sense if you think about it.
25:12Listen, I love it, Lauren, all right?
25:14I love the fact you're thinking big
25:15and obviously the car lot means a lot to me,
25:17but I don't know. I don't know about owning it again.
25:20Like, it just feels like a backward step.
25:22Is it, though?
25:23Because, I mean, I would be running the thing.
25:25You wouldn't have to lift a finger.
25:27Listen, you want to talk to me about starting a business, yeah?
25:29I'm all for it, Lauren, all right?
25:31But this is just not how it works.
25:34You've got hardly any experience, have you?
25:36You're forgetting about LB Lettons?
25:38Oh, yeah, that famously successful Lettons agent.
25:42You're still looking for a business partner, aren't you?
25:44How's that working out for you?
25:46Um, one of us being murdered wasn't really on the business plan, Dad.
25:50Yeah, fair enough.
25:53Nah, I'm sorry, Lauren, all right?
25:54Just forget about it.
25:56Right, I'll pour, shall I?
25:59You know, Dot always said it tasted better from the pot.
26:01Oh, yeah, look at that.
26:03Beautiful.
26:04Yeah, Mum?
26:06Sorry, Lauren, I'm just, um, I'm just dropping off that paperwork now, yeah?
26:12Oh, God.
26:13You scared the life out of me.
26:14I'm sorry.
26:17Babe, all this stuff, it's just, it's taking a toll on me and all.
26:21Yeah, I know.
26:21I just, I just want you to be okay.
26:24Yeah, it will be.
26:26Mm, well, it will be.
26:29I know what I have to do now.
26:32What are you talking about?
26:34You know how much I love you.
26:38Okay, now, now you're being rude.
26:42Ravi, come on.
26:44Let's just go home and get a drink.
26:45I can't.
26:46I'm out of time.
26:47What are you talking about?
26:49Ravi?
26:50Ravi, this ain't funny, you know.
26:53What are you?
26:55Ravi.
26:57Ravi!
26:58Ravi!
27:00No!
27:02Ravi!
27:04Ravi!
27:10Ravi!
27:11Ravi!
27:12Ravi!
27:13Ravi!
27:14Ravi!
27:15Ravi!
27:15Ravi!
27:40Ravi!
27:42Ravi!
27:42Help me, help me, help me.
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