00:00BOTTER. SCOTCH. SHANOLIGAN.
00:05CRASH LANDS!
00:06If you like words and reading them, then prepare to experience the story of a lifetime.
00:10There's a bad guy, a bunch of quest givers, and you in your purple spacesuit, slapping everything with your thumbless
00:15hands.
00:16Finger painting was never going to be relevant, your mother always told you.
00:20Show her she was wrong as you rub your magnificent home into existence with a build mode so convenient you'll
00:26have time to give her a call.
00:28CRASH LANDS!
00:30With so many things to carry, you'll spend joyous hours digging through your bags and moving things around.
00:36SHUT UP! NO YOU WON'T!
00:38Your infinite inventory manages itself!
00:40Defeat local wildlife to acquire their parts for your crafting, and then turn their own parts against them.
00:45Sew their skin into armor, grind their bones into weaponry, and turn their babies against their former brethren.
00:51Fight, Wompage! Fight for your new mother's enjoyment!
00:55Set it and forget it like an infomercial actor with our oven-like workstations that bake items while you explore.
01:01Make a chair, make a lamp, make a stem cell baby you can suck the life out of to replenish
01:05your youthful flesh.
01:07With over 27 recipes to craft, there's something for everyone.
01:10CRASH LANDS!
01:12Make bathroom breaks a thing of the past with CRASH LANDS cross-platforminess.
01:16Share your safe from PC to mobile and take your gaming on the road, or the toilet, or both.
01:21So what are you waiting for? Get Crash LANDS on everything today and tell your family you'll never see them
01:25again.
01:25Behaviour cantil easy and small.
01:25Grazie a tutti.
