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00:00Now, back to Stiney and Guru on 95.7 The Game.
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00:22So one before two, one after two, first caller contest line, you know the rest.
00:26Gettings it for Stiney Guru, Willard Dibbs.
00:29Happy Thursday, guys.
00:30Yeah.
00:30Oh, yes.
00:31Happy Thursday.
00:33Evan, you're not mad at me, are you?
00:35It's not just happy Thursday.
00:36Because I just blurted out your bet for Duke, but the listeners know,
00:39but I share with all the brothers.
00:41Yeah, but at this point, I'm rooting for them to lose.
00:42Yeah, Duke minus 26 deals.
00:44Who would have thought?
00:45Well, I actually did a little four-point teaser,
00:48and so I teased it down, I think, 22.
00:50Teaser?
00:50Yeah.
00:51What?
00:52That means we're in trouble.
00:52Help us out on that for the people that don't know the bet.
00:55You can do a four-point teaser where you get four points to your side
00:59on any number of teams you want to do.
01:01Two is the minimum, six is the max,
01:03and so, you know, you go ahead and tease that thing from, I don't know,
01:0626 down to 22.
01:08But you're still in trouble.
01:09Oh, it's over.
01:09Yeah, I mean, they're only up by a score.
01:13You were talking like there was some lightning in the tunnel.
01:15It's over, but, you know, and then you bet the under thinking they're going to win 80.
01:20I got Duke winning 82-45.
01:23I don't ever lose that day.
01:24And then, you shouldn't have.
01:25No, and next week you get to run it back.
01:28It seriously is the best thing ever.
01:29We're doing our Giants predictions tomorrow, by the way,
01:32so keep it locked in.
01:34It's here.
01:34Yeah, it's here.
01:35It's here.
01:36I mean, Wednesday.
01:37Six days a game that counts.
01:40Wow.
01:41Weather's going to be incredible.
01:42Netflix.
01:43Incredible, yeah.
01:44Selfies for go.
01:45New hats, and you were rocking the new Higantes hat.
01:48Mark went out there for the Taste of the Giants preview.
01:51Okay.
01:52Open house.
01:52Yeah, I saw that.
01:53That was awesome.
01:54How was the food?
01:55Oh, gosh.
01:56It's great.
01:57They had some loaded fries.
01:58They had a burrito-filled grilled cheese sandwich.
02:02Bonte called me on his way home.
02:04He said, yeah, we got it.
02:05I chopped it up.
02:06I saw Willard.
02:07I'm saying, yeah.
02:08So I saw the Mets are doing this.
02:10So the Giants are doing this, too.
02:11Are you guys familiar with the 9-9-9 challenge?
02:13No.
02:14No.
02:14Okay, so the 9-9-9 challenge is in nine innings, you must consume nine hot dogs.
02:19And nine beers.
02:19And nine beers.
02:20Yeah, I'm out.
02:21I'm out.
02:22Well, you will be out by about the seventh inning.
02:24That's two months for me.
02:26Nine beers.
02:27The point is, the Mets, and I wonder if the Giants are doing this, too.
02:31They're setting up a 9-9-9 plate.
02:33So it already comes with nine hot dogs and nine beers.
02:36I'm assuming it's not just for one person.
02:38You can share them and have them for your crew.
02:40Right.
02:40It depends on what you're trying to achieve.
02:42Right.
02:42Well, I mean, I won't be doing it on a Wednesday, but I've invited some listeners to try the
02:469-9-9 with me.
02:47Y'all think you could do this?
02:49Back in college, a group of friends, we used to try to, I think I've told you this story.
02:54There was a place in Pismo Beach.
02:55I don't think it's there anymore.
02:56It's called the Pearside Cafe.
02:58All right.
02:58And they used to have something called...
03:00Ricky Pearside Cafe.
03:00Well, it's playing as much as he is right now.
03:04But anyway, they had something called the Pure Pounder.
03:10And if you were able to finish it without puking...
03:16Oh, boy.
03:17Oh, Sam, I'm out.
03:18You get your picture at a...
03:21Like, you go on the wall.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Wall of fame.
03:23Did you ever make it?
03:25No, I tapped out.
03:26Okay.
03:26Let me see it.
03:27I've heard a decent amount of bars.
03:28I tried it one time.
03:29Yeah, they have the original version of this, but...
03:31Let me tell you what it is.
03:32The reason it's called the Pure Pounder, it is one pound of meat.
03:36So it's four quarter pound patties.
03:39Yeah.
03:39On a pound of bread.
03:41So massive...
03:42A pound of bread?
03:43It's one hoagie roll.
03:44Can you soak the bun, Joey Chestnut?
03:46I didn't ask questions.
03:48I just tried to eat it, okay?
03:49But it's one big hoagie roll with four quarter pound patties lined up, and then a pound of
03:56french fries.
03:57And if you can eat that...
03:58It sounds like something from man versus food.
04:00Man.
04:01I got just past the halfway mark.
04:03And you're an eater.
04:04Right.
04:04And I could have gone further, but I was like, but I'm not going to get to the end, and
04:09I'm
04:09not hungry, so why?
04:10So I tapped out.
04:11I tapped out at about 60% of the way there.
04:14But you've seen people do it.
04:15I know a guy who got salad first and dessert after.
04:19That is...
04:20Man.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:21And that's because he knew what a lot of us didn't.
04:26Which is...
04:27Everybody starves themselves all day so that they're super hungry.
04:31It's exactly what you can't do.
04:33Exactly.
04:33This guy would expand his stomach.
04:36He would start two days ahead of time and just pig out for two straight days, and he
04:40would get there and stick a napkin in his shirt and a smile on his face, and he looked
04:46at those people, like, go ahead and clear the spot on the wall.
04:49Who am I going to work?
04:51Was he a big guy, fat?
04:52Big, but no.
04:54Ish.
04:54Okay.
04:55Like, he has a little bulk to him.
04:57So he had the science to it.
04:58Oh, yeah.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:00He's just not...
05:01He goes about 5'11", 190.
05:03Yeah.
05:03He's not Eric Badlands Booker, who's like 385.
05:09But what he is not...
05:10Joey Chestnut has figured out the science of it.
05:11It's all about, like Mark said, stretch the stomach and the musculature of actually going
05:16through and eating that much.
05:18I'm trying to come for you, Dibs, what he is not, because I know you're about to react.
05:22He's not an athlete.
05:23Oh, he's not an athlete.
05:24He's an athlete.
05:25Yes.
05:26I mean, the guy's got...
05:27I was just going to say, our boy Kobayashi, Tsunami Kobayashi, he's the other big eater.
05:35He ain't that big.
05:36He's tiny.
05:37Yeah, he's a small fellow.
05:39But he put him down.
05:39But eating an athlete, that's an oxymoron.
05:41You don't eat at the gym.
05:43It takes hand-eye coordination.
05:46You need nutrition.
05:47And you have to be able to take the food and bring it to your mouth.
05:50And so if you want to talk about other things that are...
05:52Like, are you an athlete if you play billiards, for example?
05:55You can, like, smoke while you're playing, and you can just, like, put your belly on the table
06:00and then, like, waggle the stick and hit the ball?
06:03Are you an athlete?
06:04Well, golf, you can drink beer, not during your swing, but I get...
06:09You can drink beer during a baseball game if you're a pitcher.
06:12Well, you're right.
06:13Or if you're Nicholas Castellanos.
06:15Yep.
06:15You can have a beer in the dugout.
06:16I just can't sign off to the eaters being athletes, that's all.
06:19I know there's a science, Dibs, but come on.
06:21I mean...
06:21It's a competitive event.
06:24It involves musculature.
06:25Is it a sport?
06:27It's a sport, absolutely.
06:28There's competition.
06:29There's a score, and there's a clock.
06:31What is your definition of sport?
06:33Is it just competition?
06:34I wonder what people would think.
06:36I don't know.
06:36For example, darts, I mean, that's a sport.
06:39You have to be able to, like, saunter up to the line and, like, pop, pop, pop, three, you know,
06:43throw three darts and, you know, things like curling and all the rest of it, shuffleboard.
06:49Like, I don't know.
06:50If it involves you and your body and there's a competition, for me, it's a sport.
06:55I mean, they have the World Cornhole Championships on the ESPN 6.
07:00I don't know.
07:01I fell in love.
07:01Yeah, see?
07:02That's kind of the same concept.
07:03You're just chucking it and hopefully it goes in.
07:07It's a game of skill.
07:07I would say competitive eating more of a sport than poker, for example.
07:11Yeah, poker's not a sport.
07:12Right.
07:12Poker's a game.
07:13Yeah.
07:14I mean, it involves your mind, which is it.
07:16It's a muscle.
07:16Your brain is a muscle.
07:17You can't get hurt playing poker.
07:19Oh, you can.
07:20Just not your body.
07:21It's more of a mental one.
07:24You can go broke.
07:26There's no doubt about it.
07:27All right.
07:28I got it.
07:28Oh, go ahead.
07:28No, no, no.
07:29I was just going to do our first question here.
07:31Yep.
07:31And, okay, so I was told to tell the listeners that today's trivia questions, they've taken
07:36a step up in difficulty.
07:38So you're going to want to stay locked in today, obviously, for later, but also for tomorrow.
07:43All right.
07:43Two questions.
07:45The contest line is 415-523-4652.
07:48And the trivia question is, yesterday, Willard told us that in college, he used to host
07:56watch parties for what TV show?
07:59First caller to the contest line with the correct answer wins, 415-523-4652.
08:05First caller with the correct answer wins.
08:07Not easy.
08:09I know the answer.
08:10Yeah, that's it.
08:11This one I actually did remember.
08:12Yeah, I do too.
08:13It's the most challenging show.
08:15It's the most challenging show day of the entire year.
08:18Oh, there's no doubt.
08:19I haven't been talking about it.
08:20I tried to do the last 20 seconds of a game, but you can't do that.
08:24I heard your pep talk at 10.04, and I was just, uh, just got back from dropping off
08:29my daughter, and all I could think of is, I'm not supposed to be here today.
08:33I'm never here today.
08:34That's what you said.
08:35That's what you said, yeah.
08:36I'm curiously through you on that, and there's a, your guys...
08:39I'm supposed to be calling in in three hours, absolutely 17 sheets.
08:43Oh, that's right.
08:44This is the one-year anniversary of Grandy and I doing a show over at Splash, and Dibs
08:48calling in in the five o'clock hour, and not having any idea who he was calling.
08:52That's in the radio hall of fame.
08:54Oh, my God.
08:54That was a great call, man.
08:55I mean, I still...
08:56Dibs, really?
08:58I mean, you're doing me just...
09:00Speaking of doing Dibs, I was going to say impressions.
09:03I got a text from Ernie Chavez, who I gave my...
09:07He's the man.
09:08He's a great listener.
09:09I gave him my number a long time ago.
09:10He's like the stenographer for 95-7 of the game.
09:12So, about 10-22, he texted me, man, Evan does a great Dibbly.
09:17Hope you heard it.
09:18And I was like, wait, what?
09:19No, that wasn't me.
09:20This is incredible.
09:21Oh, this is incredible.
09:22I got it set for you.
09:24I can't wait.
09:25It's Pasta.
09:27Pasta has the best day, Fleming.
09:29He's got a good alert.
09:30Yeah, but...
09:31His Buck Martinez is emerging.
09:34But I've never heard the Dibbers.
09:36Did anybody attack the Dibbers and do it the way that he did?
09:40It wasn't an attack.
09:40No, attack them in regard to trying to...
09:42You're trying to take that on.
09:45So, this is a nine.
09:46The show stopped, but if you can, Grandy, play it for us.
09:50I got it right here.
09:51This is Pasta's impression of Dibbs' garage door commercial read.
09:56That I'm going to ask, if you can, politely share with the listeners,
10:01you're Dan Dibley that shook me because it was so good.
10:05Well, the garage door opener by Liftmaster.
10:10That's incredible.
10:11I was in need of a closer.
10:13Pasta choir is running up the ranks.
10:16I made a text from Dibbs like, I can't wait.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:22I ruined it.
10:23I feel like if we gave him another week, he could perfect it.
10:29It's really good.
10:31I so wanted to hate that just because that's kind of my bit, but oh, my goodness.
10:36One more time.
10:37Can you get one more time?
10:37No, because during the commercial, they were playing your read, and Pasta...
10:41And the garage door opener from Liftmaster.
10:43Exactly.
10:43Even the cadence, he's...
10:44Oh, my God.
10:45So, he gets in our ears as we're coming back from commercial break and starts doing it
10:50in our ears, and this is all I can think about.
10:54Here it is again.
10:54Then I'm going to ask, if you can, politely share with the listeners, you're Dan Dibley
11:01that shook me because it was so good.
11:04Well, the garage door opener by Liftmaster.
11:08That's incredible.
11:09I was in need of a closer.
11:12Pasta choir is running up the rankings.
11:14I need a text from D.
11:16Like, I can't wait.
11:17He's got the pitch.
11:19He's got the tempo.
11:20He's got the scratch.
11:21No, it's very good.
11:23And you ought to understand, my pasta impersonation expectations are incredibly high.
11:32He's good.
11:33He's really good.
11:33Because it is Dave Fleming, which is up there with the best impersonations that I've heard
11:40anyone do of anyone ever, quite frankly.
11:43The comedian, anybody will.
11:45So, his Dibley is a...
11:47That was good, yes.
11:48Yeah, that's a solid, like, minus B+.
11:52And I know that if I know...
11:54Like, he works on his Fleming enough.
11:55If he spent more time on Dibs, I think he could...
11:58Dude, man, perfect.
11:58I think he could...
11:59Yeah, he could perfect it.
12:00No doubt.
12:00It's really good.
12:01But it's, like, my voice is in a place, in a range that most people don't normally traffic.
12:07Like, you know, you've got your great deep voice, and Evan's got his thing, and, you know,
12:11goo, you've got your tone, and whatever I've got, it's definitely further out there.
12:16It's not something you normally would try to duplicate, but, man, pasta, that was phenomenal.
12:22Yeah, no doubt.
12:22Yeah, so, shout-out to you, pasta.
12:24Yeah, there you go.
12:24Well done, well done.
12:25All right, you're listening to 95.7 The Game, KGM, ZFM, and HD1 San Francisco, and Odyssey
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12:33Second question coming up in a few minutes, but, shout-out to Star and San Mateo, our first
12:38winner, for the answer to which college Willard, which, in college, which show Willard used
12:44to host watch parties for, and it's a San Francisco icon, Twin Peaks?
12:50Yeah.
12:51Might have even been before college.
12:52I'm trying to think of what year Twin Peaks was out.
12:55This is in the way, it might have been high school.
12:58Might have been high school.
12:59So, when we say I hosted it, my parents cleared out.
13:03Let's put it that way.
13:04Look at you.
13:05Parents cleared out and said yes.
13:07But, yeah, Twin Peaks, what a weird show.
13:10Yeah, that was one of the first, like, weird shows.
13:12Totally.
13:13Like, ooh, you've got to watch it.
13:14I mean, that show's out there.
13:15And then Lost had that for a while, and then Lost kind of got lost, and that was over.
13:19It wasn't really about Twin Peaks for me, by the way.
13:21I think I had a crush on a girl or something.
13:23Yeah, that's all it takes.
13:24She was part of the party that came over.
13:27Yep.
13:27Well, so, all right.
13:28So, I heard you guys discussing this yesterday, and we kind of took it off of yesterday's game.
13:32Warriors get blasted by Boston.
13:34Porzingis plays, I think, his fifth in six games.
13:3723 points.
13:38I think he was the only plus in the starting lineup last night.
13:40But, you guys were throwing around.
13:43What do you need to see, or would you bring him back for next season?
13:48Is that kind of correct?
13:50I mean, that was absolutely part.
13:52That was part of the conversation.
13:53That was our poll question and whatnot.
13:55I think, what did we say?
13:56About 70% of the people who voted on it said yes.
13:59So, you have your answer now personally?
14:00Not what would you, but have you already seen enough?
14:03Okay.
14:04Have you already seen enough?
14:04I would say yes.
14:06But it's not because it's been overwhelmingly perfect yet.
14:10You're always going to be sitting here wondering, is he going to play tomorrow?
14:15Because the basketball, check the box for me, it's the pots.
14:18Like, can he last?
14:19It looks like he can, but it can happen any time.
14:22Yeah, not pots.
14:23I mean, confirmed.
14:24Steve Kerr misspoke.
14:25And whatever it is, as long as he's able to get out there and play.
14:28And my thing is, if you believe in Rick Celebrini, and it hit me today, guys, just thinking about, like,
14:35the Warriors and their medical and their training staff versus the Niners.
14:38You know, the Niners, all we hear is, these guys are always hurt.
14:41You've got this substation that's either a thing or it's not a thing.
14:44And then now you've got Chris Dapps, who came in sick and hurt.
14:49And he's been, you know, kind of sick and kind of hurt.
14:51But now he's actually starting to string games together.
14:54So, maybe we all underrate how important that job is to all these teams.
14:58Now, real quick here, I thought Kerr misspoke because there's audio of Porzingis talking about his life with pots.
15:06And I know Kerr kind of stepped in it.
15:08Kerr misspoke when he said it wasn't pots.
15:10Okay, and that's what I got.
15:11Which I think he didn't circle back in that it is.
15:14And quite frankly, I don't even know if any of us actually even know what pots is.
15:19Like, you can go read about it and all that.
15:22And Evan, I've done four hours with you.
15:23I should know your answer.
15:24Have you seen enough?
15:26Because we've been talking about it all day.
15:28Yeah.
15:28I need to see, just on the health, a little more.
15:30Well, you'd like to see more games.
15:32But this is the other part about next season, too.
15:34If it is going to be the year.
15:36Like Anthony Slater said, I think, last week.
15:39What's your other option?
15:41One for 25.
15:43Well, if you can bring him back on a one-year deal, I would absolutely be interested in that.
15:47Because I'm not really sure there's a ton of other players out there that you'd be able to acquire without
15:53having to give up some form of draft compensation.
15:56They might decide they want to do that anyways.
15:59But if you already got this guy in-house, it's a one-year deal.
16:04You know, is he going to get hurt or not play a ton of games?
16:07Probably.
16:08But I already think the Warriors, and this is my biggest gripe with them, I guess, this season, is it
16:13feels like they've built this team for a seven-game series and not an 82-game season.
16:18And that's kind of why they're in the position they are.
16:20For sure.
16:21And I think he fits into the seven-game series.
16:24I don't know about the 82-game.
16:26I mean, it's still, and this might be completely just moronic to even, because we may never get to see
16:32it.
16:33But I still look at this roster in this moment and fantasize about them all being healthy at the same
16:41time.
16:42Who would be your five?
16:43We've talked about it.
16:44If you had to put your five this year, everybody healthy, Evan and I and the listeners were taking a
16:49crack at it.
16:50Do you mean Butler or no?
16:52No Butler.
16:52No Butler.
16:53Just this year for the play-in game at Portland, who would Willard's five be?
16:56If everybody's available, not named Jimmy.
17:00Gosh, you're probably, oof.
17:02You want a second?
17:03Yeah, well, okay.
17:05So, Steph, Kristaps, and Draymond, to me, are starting.
17:09Horford's coming off of the bench.
17:11He's your big man off of the bench.
17:12Who's your two and your three?
17:14I mean, I guess Pods and Moody come to mind.
17:17No, Melton?
17:18I go, yeah.
17:19I go, Melton, yeah.
17:20Melton.
17:21Well, and I, yeah, see, I'm just so used to, like, the way they load manage all these guys.
17:26Yeah, probably, yeah, Melton and Moody.
17:30But Draymond would be in the start lineup, huh?
17:32Yeah.
17:32Yeah, I didn't have him in mind.
17:33All right, our second trivia question.
17:36Right now, Guru yesterday told us that he's getting into golf.
17:40He also told that to us today.
17:42But yesterday, he said he's going to treat himself to a set of clubs for his birthday.
17:47That's coming up, I believe, in early May.
17:48What dollar limit did he place on himself when buying the clubs?
17:54So, again, Guru's getting into golf.
17:55What dollar limit did he place on himself when buying the clubs, when he's going to buy his clubs?
18:01First caller to the contest line with the correct answer wins, 4-1-5, 5-2-3, 4-6-5
18:06-2.
18:06Again, 4-1-5, 5-2-3, 4-6-5-2.
18:10Yeah, I had Horford over Draymond in my, but I guess I kind of thought about it from just a
18:17best five standpoint.
18:19And I think you're right that Draymond would probably start in a scenario like that.
18:23Steve Kerr is always going to go with, you know, who he's rode in with, and Draymond is one of
18:27them.
18:28But from what I've seen this year, I feel like when he's been healthy, Horford's been a better two-way
18:34option than Draymond Green.
18:37But with Kristaps on the floor, too?
18:39That's what I get excited about.
18:42You can get excited about it, but I feel it's, I would rather, I would rather kind of...
18:47Break it up?
18:47Yeah, I'd rather kind of stack those guys rather than necessarily put them out there.
18:52And again, I do think most, most, not all, but most of the frustration that we've directed at Draymond
18:58has been how he's looked when those other guys are not on the floor.
19:02If Steph and Kristaps are out there, you're going to, at least to some degree, hide Draymond's problems,
19:09you're going to highlight what he does well, and you still need him on the defensive end.
19:13You still want him over there.
19:15As a one-way player, then, in that lineup, you can totally tolerate it when you've got Steph and Kristaps.
19:21It would be exactly what he laid out.
19:23It would be, you know, Kristaps and Steph, and it would be Moses, and it would be Melton, and then
19:29Draymond.
19:30I mean, for me, and it's always about the finishing lineup for me more than it is the starting lineup.
19:34And so, you know, you come off the bench with Horford and Pods and the rest of it.
19:38And, yeah, I mean, like, I hear you, and, I mean, hopefully, you know, you get to the point.
19:44This is another thing, too.
19:45It's like, well, I was just thinking, can Porzingis play 30 minutes?
19:50You know, are we going to get to the point this season where he is playing starter minutes?
19:53Well, we hope so, for sure.
19:54I think so.
19:55He played 26 the other night.
19:56I think if this game was going better last night, he would have played north of 25 yesterday.
20:02What did he end up with, 23?
20:0322 and a half.
20:0422 and a half, yeah.
20:04His unlimited range, block two shots early, like the basketball part, I've seen it.
20:10And did he say after the game he still feels he's at about 60%?
20:13Yeah.
20:14Yeah, it looked.
20:14I feel like he's in overdrive.
20:16It's pretty alluring.
20:17His skill set.
20:19I get it.
20:19Is pretty alluring.
20:20I get it.
20:21I'm completely aware that you look at this roster and you go, this is ridiculous that we keep thinking we're
20:28going to see it at some point.
20:29But I remember feeling that way to a small, much, much smaller degree going into the playoffs four years ago
20:39when they won the whole thing.
20:41I'll never forget your interview with Steph.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Oh, man.
20:44That feels like a good turn if you go.
20:46And I looked right.
20:47I remember texting Dibs.
20:48And they won it.
20:49I go, he's in.
20:50And he was hurt.
20:51But I go, but he's talking to Stiney and Goose.
20:53He's ready.
20:53Wow.
20:54He looked a lot younger.
20:55Man.
20:56He was a lot younger.
20:56He looked a lot younger.
20:57Yeah.
20:57That's a big four years.
20:58Wow.
20:59That's a big four years, man.
21:00He had just turned 34.
21:02Damn.
21:03But I still think, I'm not talking about winning a series or whatever, but if that, if what we just
21:08threw out there, and you, if you're.
21:11I'm in.
21:12Your six, seven, eight, and nine are Pods and Gee and GP2 and who else would you probably throw in
21:21there?
21:21Maybe a little post.
21:22If I've got Horford and Kristaps, I'm not necessarily married to getting post in there a lot.
21:26Probably Will Richard.
21:27Maybe Will Richard.
21:28Maybe Seth is healthy and throws up some threes.
21:30I don't know.
21:31But if you had that whole group, I mean, that's a team.
21:35I'm ready.
21:35That's a team.
21:36That's a threat.
21:37And I would rather, if they somehow beat Portland, we talked about it, as much as I think the Spurs
21:41are equipped to win it all, I know they're inexperienced.
21:45That's who I would hope the Warriors would face, the inexperienced team.
21:49But in order to play them, you would have to be in the seven, eight.
21:51Yeah.
21:51I mean, that's.
21:52That's.
21:53You'd have to ruin it.
21:53No.
21:56I get it.
21:56You're only a game behind the eight.
21:59You're a game back.
22:00And Steph might be back in a week.
22:03And we got Detroit tomorrow with no K.
22:05You better hope the Clippers keep sliding.
22:07Well, there you go.
22:09Well, and they are.
22:10They've lost three in a row.
22:12The eight is not gone.
22:14It's not gone.
22:15I mean, Steph might be back.
22:17And you lose the tiebreaker, right, with the Clippers as of now.
22:20You do.
22:20You still play them one more time, if I'm not mistaken.
22:22The tiebreaker with Portland.
22:23I think that's correct.
22:24In fact, yeah.
22:25I think it's.
22:25It's the last game of the season.
22:27Or regular season.
22:28Ooh, again.
22:28Much like last year.
22:30Last year was for the sixth.
22:32Which Evan brought up a point that almost helped them last year by losing that game.
22:36Do you think they beat Denver in the first round last year?
22:39I mean, maybe.
22:40But I do think that the San Antonio factor this year is the one you got to keep your eye
22:45on
22:45because they don't have that experience.
22:46Like Houston last year, they had never been in that spot as a two seed trying to go through it.
22:52But the thing about last year is, and Mark and I talked about this, the difference between
22:56two and eight was like four or five games.
22:59It wasn't much.
22:59And so this year, it's a little bit different where the two is a 51-win team and the nine
23:05is at 34.
23:06So the gulf, you know, shout out the Straits of Hormuz, it's a much bigger gulf right now
23:12than it was last year.
23:13The Clippers have lost to the Kings and the Pelicans this week.
23:16That happened.
23:17Pelicans are playing good basketball, though.
23:20But I get your point.
23:21All right.
23:22The fight for the night.
23:24All I'm saying.
23:26Also, I think Kawhi got hurt in the Kings game.
23:28Yeah, he came back yesterday and they got off to a great start, but then Pelicans ran
23:32him down.
23:32He got hurt in the Kings game after he scored 31.
23:34So he didn't get hurt early.
23:36And he played yesterday.
23:37Their schedule's not great, but if you do kind of get past the next week and a half,
23:41they play Portland twice.
23:43They play the Spurs.
23:44They play Oklahoma City.
23:45And then they play the Warriors the last game of the year.
23:48It's not gone.
23:49I'll tell you what, before we leave, I'm going to need security to get out of here.
23:53And Evan doesn't even know where I'm going.
23:54But Stine and I, he's lost a bet to me with the Lakers in the top six.
23:58But if LeBron somehow were to get his hands on another title at this age with Luca and Reeves,
24:05they got action is all I'm saying.
24:06Watch out for the Lakers.
24:07I'm just, just that, but that's my basketball take for the week.
24:10It's Dubs on mine all day.
24:12That's what's been your take for the whole year.
24:12You got to stand on that.
24:13Man.
24:14I mean, Dems, how do they look?
24:16I mean, they look good.
24:17He's taking a third role.
24:19Like, if you need me, I'm here and I'm going to be on.
24:21Like, those, man.
24:22And they're playing defense.
24:23And that's the.
24:24Yeah.
24:25And they're healthy.
24:26They're healthy.
24:27They're playing D.
24:28And based on the Cade Cunningham news, which I don't know if any of you guys have ever had a
24:32collapsed lung.
24:33I was trying to ask Evan, did he have it?
24:35I've had pneumonia, which is, it kind of feels like that, but he has a collapsed lung.
24:40So what does that mean?
24:41Hard to breathe?
24:42Hurts?
24:42Pain all day?
24:43You're breathing on one lung.
24:44And they say he'll be better in two weeks.
24:46They think it's not like a really bad collapsed lung, but still.
24:50Wait, better or playing?
24:52I mean, probably better.
24:53I don't know about playing, but.
24:55All I saw Shamsay was, quote, an extended period.
24:57Right.
24:58I don't know how long that is.
24:59And I thought I saw a couple of weeks of, you know.
25:01He took a knee to the side or back and that big dad?
25:04They haven't been playing well anyway.
25:05When you realize that your lungs are basically like plastic bags that you used to get at the grocery store,
25:11which you can't get anymore.
25:12I hate it.
25:13It's like a plastic bag that is tied off at the top and full of oxygen.
25:18And if you, like, collapse one of them and it won't, like, open back up, now you're breathing on one
25:22lung.
25:23Ah, man.
25:24Tough to have the ha-ha when you got one lung.
25:27Who the hell is coming out of the East?
25:29I got Boston.
25:30What a weird conference this year.
25:32Well, Gu's got, you got four teams.
25:34Yeah, you got them all.
25:35No.
25:35No, you got whoever.
25:36That chair is rubbing on.
25:38No, I do.
25:40He has met you through this.
25:42We went through this exercise.
25:43You've got whoever ends up coming out of this.
25:46That's who you've got.
25:47That's not who I am.
25:48That's who you've got.
25:49Oh, you guys are great.
25:49No, we did this exercise earlier.
25:52Also, shout out to Chris in Napa, who won our second trivia knockout spot of the day.
25:57The trivia question was, what dollar limit did Gu replace himself for buying golf clubs?
26:02The answer, $1,000.
26:04Yeah, all right.
26:05A lot of money.
26:06All right, we'll have two more chances for you tomorrow.
26:09Remember, tomorrow's trivia questions are based on what happened today.
26:12Also, the morning roast giving away a spot at 8 a.m., so lock into the boys in the morning.
26:16No, we did this exercise where I say, hey, you know, who do you think will win a title?
26:20Oh, yeah, you got to do this.
26:22Detroit, Boston, New York, Cleveland, OKC, San Antonio, Lakers, Minnesota, Houston, Denver.
26:26Did I miss any?
26:27I didn't have the Knicks in there.
26:29Remember, I'm down on them.
26:30You had three teams in the East and six teams in the West?
26:34Yep.
26:35Who's your third team in the East?
26:37I had Cleveland.
26:37Cleveland.
26:38I really, and Struis is back.
26:40I like Cleveland, Donovan Mitchell, and Arthur.
26:42The whole thing?
26:43I got Cleveland.
26:44They come out the East.
26:45James Harden?
26:46They're pretty good.
26:46Dude, a ring?
26:48No, he said come out the East.
26:50Oh, yeah.
26:51No, we're talking about title contention.
26:54Oh, that chair.
26:55No, I swear to God, that's why when you said six teams in the West, I'm like, you kind
26:59of have a...
26:59Well, you said come out the East.
27:02I mean, I think the Knicks could come out of the East.
27:04I don't know if they could win a championship.
27:06I think something's going on there with Mike Brown.
27:08I like him.
27:09I love him.
27:09But it ain't the team, because they've shown me.
27:11It's something he's doing that Tibbs, and I was mad at Tibbs, like, but I don't know.
27:16Maybe they can come out.
27:17I don't know.
27:17Yeah, and Tibbs will always, like, grind your team into dust.
27:20He takes the 82, like, all too serious, and then you get to the playoffs.
27:24It's like, dude, we're exhausted.
27:26You played us all 38 minutes.
27:28What was the second contest question again?
27:31The second contest question was how much money Gu put on his golf clubs.
27:36Okay.
27:37Did you...
27:37We already have the winner?
27:38$1,000.
27:39Okay.
27:40You read the answer.
27:41That brought me a...
27:41I saw that.
27:42I saw that.
27:43I saw that on social media.
27:45Too hot to go to the range today, though.
27:47Oh, it's not.
27:48Yeah, but not too hot to get down to the cafeteria.
27:50Find a double-decker range.
27:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:54Lower deck, shade.
27:56Montclair in Oakland.
27:57You're fine.
27:57Up there in the hills, they've got the top deck in the sun, the lower deck in the shade,
28:00and let me know if you want my set of clubs.
28:03I've got, like, eight clubs, all, you know, uniformed, all in the same.
28:07And at this point, it shouldn't suffice, right?
28:09I want that putter over there.
28:10I want that putter.
28:11It should totally suffice.
28:12Like, just get some clubs and start hitting golf balls.
28:15All right.
28:15And you'll realize either...
28:17If you bring those dibs, I would gladly accept them.
28:19Seriously.
28:19Like, you'll realize either, like, I like this and I can do this, or this is the dumbest
28:23thing ever.
28:24I'm not into it.
28:25Let's do that.
28:25Let's do it.
28:26Like, not everybody loves golf when they try to do it because the learning curve is...
28:31It's weird because you're going to get a lot better quickly, but then to go from you
28:36can't do it to you're just bad, to go from you're just bad to, like, you're pretty
28:40good, that's where it gets steep.
28:41Yeah, I want to go to where Stoddy's like, good what you're doing tomorrow.
28:44Come out golfing.
28:45I know I got to probably say a year or that before I can get there.
28:48It might take longer than that.
28:50Or less.
28:51It depends.
28:52Or less.
28:53All right.
28:53I like that.
28:54I mean, how much...
28:55Well, how often are you playing?
28:56If you're doing this BS of, like, it's too hot to go to the rain stuff, it's going to
29:01take you three years.
29:03Evan and I are going to our own rain.
29:04Yeah, exactly.
29:05I mean, it's up to you.
29:06We got a date coming up here.
29:07It's actually pretty...
29:08I got you.
29:08I don't know.
29:09I hope you get lucky.
29:09Your presence is needed.
29:11What do you guys got coming up?
29:12They got a real show today.
29:15Oh, boy.
29:15Full four hours?
29:17Actual four hours.
29:18Okay.
29:18Spears, Freddell, and we'll see if we can pay attention to each other.
29:23Higher and lower.
29:24Coming up today.
29:25Higher and lower.
29:25Actually, I do love higher and lower.
29:28It's a great game.
29:28It's an original game.
29:30Yeah, thank you.
29:31The inventor.
29:32Dan Dibley, everybody.
29:33All right.
29:33Yeah, let's master garage doors.
29:35I hate that they won.
29:36Keep it locked right here.
29:37They also pushed on 95.7, the game.
29:40I hate that they won.
29:40I hate that they won.