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00:06welcome in Dibs and Willard.
00:07I apologize for the barge, but I'm still living off the adrenaline of last night. And not only the game,
00:14but the way they took care of us. Center ice suite. The Sharks gave us the full five star treatment.
00:21And then a game broke out and you got 12 goals, about four fights in the third period. You got
00:27the greatest player on the Sharks. Maybe he might wind up being the goat. And he did Godian things. Everything
00:34he did, it just looked different. So the suite just packed to the gills with food and drink and sodas
00:40and beer and wine and liquor.
00:42I mean, I'm not going to just get everybody drunk. Popcorn. Chips. We had a good time. You were missed.
00:56No, it was phenomenal. And Gu, you get credit. You spoke that into existence. The Celebrini goal, at least.
01:04Montreal won. It's 1-0. Then it's 1-1. Then it's 2-1. And then it's 2-2.
01:08And Guru leans over to me and goes, he's got to get a goal tonight.
01:13We got to. I got to see it. He has to get a goal tonight.
01:16And then. There it is.
01:19And if that isn't Vinic Guru. The guy had three assists.
01:24Right. Not good enough. I feel like I scored the goal.
01:27And then I learned to chomp.
01:29You can learn the chomp.
01:30Learn the chomp. On the power. On the PP.
01:33Learn the Irish goodbye. All of it. All of it.
01:35Yeah, I didn't know you were Irish.
01:38Go on.
01:38My whistle got dry, man. I had to veer off.
01:42It's okay. I thought you were in a suite.
01:44It's okay. We were.
01:45Yeah, soda and water.
01:47I mean, yeah. Everything has parameters, so to speak.
01:50We went and, you know, go to the devil.
01:53You know what our goal is?
01:54Yeah.
01:55You know what our goal should be?
01:57Tomorrow, we treat these gentlemen even better
02:00than they were treated down at the Sharp.
02:03Yeah, I'm excited.
02:04Now I'm excited.
02:05I'm going to do the chomp tomorrow, but it's going to be food.
02:08Last night, we were at the tank.
02:10Tomorrow night, I want to get tanked.
02:13Now you're going in.
02:14Oh, boy.
02:15I mean, not really.
02:15I got to drive home.
02:16Gotcha.
02:17You know, we get out of it.
02:18For me, that means like a drink and a half.
02:20What time are you getting off tomorrow?
02:223.54.
02:23Wow.
02:234 o'clock?
02:24We'll be there at 4.
02:25Yeah, we'll be there at 4.
02:26Wow.
02:26We might still be there.
02:28Dibs, I got a question for you.
02:30Meandering over, yeah.
02:31It's not a hashtag random.
02:33I told him what we had.
02:34We had the, what was it, the Blood Inn?
02:36What did they call the drink we had?
02:38Oh, I forget what.
02:39Yeah, Blood Inn.
02:40Blood Inn.
02:40The red-colored vodka.
02:42But you got a White Claw.
02:44Yeah.
02:44Talk to me about a White Claw.
02:45Because I remember Fort Mott Love.
02:47Yeah.
02:48What's a White Claw?
02:49And is it a lot of alcohol?
02:51It's an ample amount.
02:53And for me, it's much more of a precise, measured beverage.
02:56And I tend to do better in that environment.
03:00Not a lot of hard liquor in my game anymore.
03:03Okay, sorry.
03:03I got you.
03:04Even though there is essentially hard liquor in that.
03:06Yeah.
03:06It's just kind of the way I've gone.
03:08Yeah, I'm different.
03:09I'm different like that.
03:10What is, what is, what is, is this how the Warriors were built?
03:14Look at Draymond.
03:15There's something on Twitter.
03:16It's a retrospective.
03:17They're showing when they got drafted.
03:18Hey, that's a, that's a great draft.
03:20This is what your RSNs, Regional Sports Networks, do during the day, during the week.
03:27After the infomercial period.
03:29Yeah, there you go.
03:30After you buy a vacuum.
03:31I recorded something down in, when I was working in LA, they did some Kobe retrospective
03:36and they brought all the media people in and they're like, you know, so tell us about
03:40Kobe or whatever.
03:41And I still, I'm not kidding.
03:44Oh yeah.
03:44It's been 15 years and people will be like, oh, I was on a sports bar last week.
03:49I saw your face come up.
03:50That's wild.
03:51I'm like, that's barely even me anymore.
03:52But they were the Beatles, like us, Steph and Durant.
03:55Of course.
03:57And you followed them.
03:58What year was that?
03:59The finals.
04:00He followed the Lakers for the finals.
04:03Was that 06?
04:0306, something maybe in there.
04:0605.
04:06And in LA, the press box, they watched the games on the floor.
04:10Well, I don't know if it's still like that.
04:13But during your era.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Wow.
04:15Like the press seating was just.
04:16You watching Shaq and Kobe up close.
04:18On the floor.
04:18Wow.
04:18Just distance from me to you.
04:20Wow.
04:20Every night.
04:21And then the hardest part of that era was trying to interview Shaq.
04:26Because after the game, it was a very, very large crowd.
04:28He did not like to stand.
04:30He wanted to sit.
04:31Okay.
04:31As you all know, he talks about that like this.
04:34And so you have to get your microphone really close to him.
04:38But you've got a throng of 30 people.
04:42And if your microphone's not close enough, you're just.
04:46Now, what about Kobe?
04:47The same amount or it was Shaq?
04:49No, same amount, but he's different.
04:51Yeah, I got you.
04:52He would stand.
04:53Yeah.
04:53And he would project a little bit more.
04:55Yeah, I got you.
04:56Yeah.
04:56But so that was, it was, man, when they would come out of the back room,
05:01which sort of signaled, they would get to their locker,
05:04they would look up and give everybody the like, now's good.
05:08That was some of the most intense racing I've ever done in my life.
05:13Cameras are flying.
05:14People are running everywhere to get.
05:16Because positioning, it's like boxing someone out when you're getting a rebound.
05:19Oh, that's wild.
05:20If you're in a bad position, you're screwed.
05:21I wonder why it took us so long as a sports media and a sports society
05:26to evolve from the scrum to the, let's just sit in a chair
05:29and bring people out to the dais.
05:32Because, Stiney, I don't even know how many thousands of scrums you were in,
05:35but the scrum in and of itself, it's just not that fun.
05:39No, the scrum is as bad as it gets.
05:42And, you know, it's funny.
05:43There was one thing, Mark, that I said to myself,
05:46I will never, ever, ever, ever do this.
05:52That's four evers.
05:53What's that?
05:54Kneel.
05:55Oh.
05:56And hold the mic up.
05:58No, I am not kneeling and holding it up there to get in the front
06:03like that's what you have to do.
06:04No.
06:05Why is that, though?
06:07It's demeaning.
06:08I'm not kneeling when I'm talking to another human being.
06:12No.
06:13But how old were you?
06:15About 30, 35.
06:16At this stage of my career, I'd have laid on my back to, like,
06:22if I could get the mic in the right.
06:23I mean, it was Shaq and Kobe in the middle of a dynasty.
06:26Yeah, and I was Vontego Cummings.
06:31And Andres B.J.
06:33That's pretty good.
06:34Bobby Sura.
06:35Yeah, exactly.
06:35That's one of your go-tos when you want to wax poetic about the bad old days.
06:41You go to Vontego.
06:41That's a great one.
06:42Vontego Cummings once said,
06:44oh, I'm going to be good at this game, and it's not going to take long.
06:49He had the right attitude.
06:51He had a guaranteed first contract.
06:52Of course, I think it's got on the bird.
06:54He got on the bird.
06:55Yep.
06:55He didn't get off the injury list, though.
06:58He's out tomorrow.
06:59Oh, yeah.
07:00That part.
07:01And so's Will Richard, and so's Moses Moody.
07:04Man.
07:04See, Kaminga's questionable.
07:05Pods is in.
07:06Oh, he is tonight?
07:07ESPN game.
07:09Oh, God.
07:11Yes.
07:11Okay.
07:13How do we get over this?
07:16That's a great question.
07:18How do we do this?
07:19Get over the Kaminga thing?
07:20I want, like, we're going to talk about this today.
07:22I really want, and open invitation.
07:25I don't care where you stand.
07:27I don't care what.
07:28How do we get over this?
07:30Social media is about dunks and highlights,
07:32and I think that's why we'll never be able to get over it,
07:35because I'm a big JK fan.
07:37I hated it.
07:38But I didn't come in here after three games.
07:40I told you so.
07:41But I can't stop.
07:42A little bit.
07:43A little bit.
07:44Come on now, Dibs.
07:45When you say 17 times that you didn't tell us something.
07:48Dominique Wilkins is in on it now.
07:51They're saying thank you, lawyers.
07:53That's beyond goo.
07:54Like, I'm, like, it's only 3A.
07:57I'm not telling you that it's all okay.
07:59I'm just asking, how do we get over this?
08:01What if I said I think it's just starting?
08:04You might be right.
08:05It just depends on what you do next.
08:07It's like a breakup.
08:08So you get divorced, and your wife, within 36 hours,
08:12is dating a...
08:12A bowler.
08:13Like an actor or a millionaire.
08:15She's dating George Clooney.
08:17And they've gone three dates, and it's on, like, page six,
08:20and it's on social media.
08:21And all your friends are saying, dude, your wife...
08:24Whatever, pick your young star, Timothee Chalamet, whatever it is.
08:28No, that was my Rick Sutcliffe.
08:30I can't hear the name...
08:31If you know, you know.
08:33I can't hear the name George Clooney without reminiscing about
08:37when Rick Sutcliffe was wasted in the San Diego Padres broadcast booth.
08:41That's probably on the Mount Rushmore.
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43But what does that have to do with George Clooney?
08:44What does that have to do with Clooney?
08:45Because his name came up.
08:47Like, it was a random thought that came to this.
08:49George Clooney.
08:49Did he rip him or give him love?
08:51No, he just, like, there was a pause in the discussion.
08:54And Matt Veskerson's trying to...
08:55Oh, that's the man.
08:56And all of a sudden, Sutcliffe, who's wasted, goes,
08:59George Clooney.
09:00Oh.
09:00And Matt goes, George Clooney?
09:03He goes, yeah.
09:04Did you hear about George Clooney?
09:05And Matt's like, no.
09:07Rick's like, yeah.
09:08Just going to go over there to Europe and solve that thing.
09:12I'm not kidding.
09:13So this is from the greatest...
09:15I'm going to die that up.
09:15It's a random Padres game.
09:17This is from the same one where he goes, yeah, not that busy, man.
09:20Yes, exactly.
09:21And it's my favorite moment in broadcast history.
09:25Oh, my gosh.
09:25Go look it up.
09:26Thanks a lot, Rick.
09:27We know you're busy.
09:28Yeah, not that busy, man.
09:29No, we need you to get out of here.
09:31Right, right.
09:32Absolutely.
09:33Like, he sounds like I'm going to sound tomorrow night in the second floor.
09:37Your thoughts on McDuffie going to the Rams?
09:40I mean, what are you doing, John?
09:41And I mean, John Lynch.
09:42Like, can we have the Niners out there doing these things?
09:46But you need more than a cornerback.
09:48So to use all that expenditure to get him, I don't think that would have been the right thing.
09:51Seems like he's a good corner.
09:53No, he is.
09:53And, yeah.
09:54Right.
09:54That's one of their big needs.
09:56That's what made them lose the game.
09:58The Niners have their needs.
10:00I'm excited for next week.
10:02They'll be making...
10:03So will you be day two, there better be a Niner move or just solid?
10:08I don't care about what day it is.
10:10I don't want them to be as passive as they felt last year.
10:14You know?
10:14Well, I think you're going to be disappointed then.
10:16Why?
10:17Because I think they're going to be closer to like they were last year than one of these
10:21teams out there going pow, pow, pow.
10:23I just don't know if...
10:25Well, they're not going to be in...
10:26I don't think they're going to be in the top of the market.
10:27The Cowboys are going to win the offseason.
10:29Oh, boy.
10:30I'll tell you that right now, right?
10:31And the Niners' biggest signing last year was like a third-string tight end.
10:34They're going to do more than that this year.
10:36You're talking Gifford?
10:37Yeah.
10:37Well, they got the special teams guy.
10:41Weeks.
10:42Weeks?
10:42You signed him again?
10:43It took weeks for them to make a move.
10:45If you want to appreciate Bay Area ownership, read Michael Silver's piece in The Athletic
10:50today on the Raiders.
10:52Fascinating.
10:53Wow.
10:53Okay.
10:53He details the level of dysfunction, and it starts with old number 12, Tom Brady.
10:59Oh, the current Raiders.
11:01He's largely Silver taking on TB?
11:03No, he just points out some of the things that are going on now, and it's a complete
11:07debacle.
11:08It's a debacle.
11:10Willie Adamas and Steve Kerr.
11:12Oh, this is great.
11:14What time?
11:14What time?
11:16I don't know yet.
11:17All right, I got you.
11:18Willie's going to be in the 3 o'clock hour, and then Steve's going to be later.
11:21How about if I say it that way?
11:23Sounds great.
11:24Just in peace, Lou Holtz.
11:24He passed.
11:25Oh, no.
11:26No, we did.
11:27On 987.5, 95.7.
11:31That's an 8.
11:32That was really good.
11:33The timing wasn't.
11:35Actually, that was a post-timing.
11:36I was half doing it, and I didn't want to make fun, but everybody talks about how he talks.
11:42One of the all-time great Lispers.
11:43He's got a little bit of Mike Mayock.
11:46Mike, yeah.
11:47It's not bad, yeah.
11:47Mike, I gotta get out of here.
11:49On 9% of the game.
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