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00:00Who is Don in the land dispute with?
00:03The Dongalaba Corporation.
00:04Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell.
00:07What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell up the jetty towards the Don.
00:11He wasn't dead. He was shit-faced.
00:13He was alive when I left him.
00:15Isaac found it wedged in some mangroves.
00:17So it's a dick bum.
00:17A dick on the bum.
00:18Yeah, it's a dick bum.
00:20Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson to conduct a premises search today.
00:24That wasn't great.
00:25Eddie did what?
00:26Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he?
00:28Doing what, Eddie?
00:29Poaching wild crocs, Collins, okay?
00:31We have our own case.
00:33Someone else went out to the dongle after Al left.
00:35So I need you here not fixating on your dad.
00:37I didn't poach any crocs.
00:39What is this, Frank?
00:40Did you chop Don Darrell?
00:43I found a police issue handgun with two rounds missing.
00:46And we're just hoping to identify the owner.
01:07This is a bloody dog act.
01:09But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Werner?
01:12Probably won't be your last dog act, please.
01:15Get off the car.
01:15I'm getting out.
01:16I'm gonna get the phaser.
01:17No, you wouldn't.
01:18No, you will not be doing that.
01:19I am.
01:19I'm just gonna fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
01:21Yeah, go and get it out.
01:22I'm happy with you little pigeon toy.
01:23Hey!
01:24Fuck your day.
01:25What are you doing?
01:27I'm getting you.
01:27I'm getting you.
01:28I'm getting you.
01:29Turn it down!
01:31Eddie!
01:32Put your belt on.
01:37We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
01:48Why don't you fucking do it?
01:49Eddie?
01:50I didn't do nothing.
01:51It was a stitch up.
01:52Oh, come on. You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
01:55We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
01:59Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
02:02What was it, Collins? What was it, hey?
02:04Um, we will talk about that later.
02:07Yeah, we will talk about it later. It was something big, wasn't it?
02:09You are a shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
02:12Those forensics are searching every nook and fanny at Don's donger.
02:16And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
02:21You got me.
02:24I've done it.
02:29I murdered Don Darrell.
02:37How'd you fucking do it?
02:39Eddie, Eddie, no.
02:40You've really stepped it up, shit face. You're going down.
02:43A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made
02:46from fucking animal cruelty to full-blown fucking homicide.
02:49I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
02:51It's going to be soup, meat, and a fucking viennetta.
02:54Collins, don't answer that.
02:5540 years of this shit.
02:56You've been fucking my dick, mate.
02:58I'm just going to turn it off.
02:58I'm waiting.
03:03Uh, Detective Collins?
03:06Hi, Cole.
03:07We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
03:32Double page spread in a national fucking paper.
03:35Full colour.
03:37The son, DJ Darrell, says.
03:40The cops went after Jason Wade.
03:42Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
03:45So there it is, black and fucking white.
03:47It's not black and white.
03:48It's a full-colour spread.
03:49We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
03:52Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
03:55He called Jason Wade a murderer, right?
03:57You can't unsuck that cock.
03:58What the fuck are you wearing?
04:00Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten and I had running clubs, so...
04:03Close your legs, mate.
04:04One of your nuts has popped out.
04:05No, no, no.
04:05That's a pocket, sir.
04:07That's a very low-hanging pocket.
04:09Keep going.
04:11Ah, here we go again.
04:13Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley
04:18hurl shit at us.
04:20Bomber dingers filled with jizz.
04:22I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
04:25No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that and she said no.
04:29It's unbelievable, because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barrick Creek five fucking
04:33days and by all reports, your investigation has changed direction more times than a bat
04:38with a fucking concussion.
04:40Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently
04:44piecing together a picture.
04:45A picture?
04:46This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
04:50We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family
04:55keeps squawking to the press.
04:57Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
05:00They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area-
05:04Oh, good!
05:04Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
05:07Really?
05:08Have they?
05:09Yeah.
05:09Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
05:12So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures, I'm going to hand your case over
05:17to Blunt so fast that your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus.
05:22Do you understand?
05:23Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
05:25We do understand.
05:25We absolutely understand.
05:28Yes.
05:28Put some fucking pants on Colton before I involve HR.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:34Well, wasn't he delightful?
05:36Proud to serve with them fucking Colton taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
05:40It's Kath.
05:41She needs us to pick something up from the cucka trucker for Ladies Day night.
05:45And Pat's also messaged, Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to ipsum lorem.
05:51Okay, well, yep, all right, Roger's not a real lawyer.
05:54Eddie.
05:56Eddie.
05:57I'm cutting through next to Knob.
05:58Chasing the fans.
06:00Okay, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
06:02Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
06:05It's bread and gruel, the cunt.
06:07Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
06:09Yep.
06:11Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
06:13Well, we're not going to let him go.
06:14He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
06:16Okay.
06:17Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
06:19To charge him, we need to build a case.
06:21We have a motive, Frank found king, okay, and that rat bastard Don took the credit.
06:25So for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally done it.
06:29Okay, okay, okay.
06:30So he's so back though, Frank did it.
06:31But we need a motive that is reasonable, not croc-based.
06:34A croc-based motive's our reason.
06:35Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
06:45Okay, you guys will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw.
06:49Backpack can look into its origins.
06:50We're like an investigative tenurkin.
06:52Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
06:55What?
06:55Mementos?
06:56Why not?
06:58So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
07:01I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right?
07:03It's in fucking ways.
07:04It's raining.
07:05It's over!
07:06I wasn't recording.
07:07Rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from land across.
07:10Who?
07:10Who was it?
07:11I don't know who it was.
07:12My dad saw lights in the sky once.
07:16They hovered there and just flew away.
07:21Two days later, King made his leg.
07:24Thanks, Troy.
07:25That's great colour.
07:32God help us.
07:34Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there?
07:37No, sorry Mick, I don't know where they are.
07:39Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
07:41Hey, do you want to come inside?
07:43I just made a cuppa.
07:43No, no, no.
07:44I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
07:45Like it's Chernobyl.
07:47Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
07:48What?
07:48Oh, I popped my head in.
07:49That was nothing serious, Mick.
07:51No just chatting to Al about, you know, why he was at the dongle with Don on the night
07:55he was murdered.
07:57Right?
07:58Yeah, it was all good.
07:59Al let them know he was out on the river on the big King Tide cultural business, of course,
08:03and they sent him on his way.
08:05Mav, take it to me!
08:06Hey, I met young Mav yesterday.
08:08He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
08:11Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat.
08:12The cops put his dad in jail.
08:14Mm, I see.
08:14He's had a few reigns with the law, too.
08:16Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
08:18You tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother.
08:20They need an advocate present.
08:22Oh, no, no.
08:22They won't be questioning him anymore.
08:24They're holding someone else now.
08:26Who?
08:26Not my mob.
08:27Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
08:30Pat!
08:30I need to make a lunch or order.
08:32All right, Frank.
08:33Just keep it down, mate.
08:35I want a chicken farmer.
08:36I'll relax it to his face.
08:38I'm a hyper-clifonium.
08:39Okay.
08:40Let's get you lot to Uncle Rogers, eh?
08:42No playing kick to kick with his artwork this time, please.
08:44How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
08:47All right, you swampy fucks.
08:49This is a lock-in until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
08:54You're up first, Florals.
08:55Come on.
08:56Snitch it up.
08:58How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
09:00Oh, I haven't told her yet.
09:01Hey, clear off, Gregor.
09:02What dolls?
09:03Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
09:05but then her dad got arrested.
09:06And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
09:10like it is cake-pop week on a baking show.
09:12Did you see this old scrope?
09:14This bloke here?
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:17He was here on Sunday night.
09:18He left at 11.15 after my set.
09:21I remember him because he got mad at me
09:22because I didn't know Cacklin Rosie.
09:24What?
09:24I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
09:27Like, a jolly witch?
09:29What'd you say?
09:30Cacklin Rosie?
09:31No, Shane Job!
09:32Neil Diamond!
09:33How the fuck do you not know that song?
09:35Play it now, play it now, play it now, my baby.
09:40Cracklin, Cracklin Rosie.
09:42Know your history.
09:43Hey, Lynn, where are you going?
09:44Hey, I've got questions for you.
09:45Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
09:48Oh, poor love.
09:49It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
09:51Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
09:52That dog that we had for three weeks?
09:54Yeah, her death was so sudden and I didn't process it properly
09:57and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
09:59Fissures, like the Mariana Trench.
10:00It's really important to feel your feelings
10:03and do the healing before your ass gets involved.
10:06Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos for Lynn and Mary's party.
10:09I love you, thank you.
10:10Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
10:17Eddie?
10:18Here.
10:20Okay.
10:21Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here on this scooter at 11.15.
10:25The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30,
10:28so Frank must have arrived at the Donger after Al left.
10:31Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
10:34Uh, yeah, because he bums her power every time he comes to town.
10:37Oof.
10:37Oh God.
10:39It's Abby.
10:39How did it track into us?
10:40Hang on, she's saying there's no sign of the chainsaw at Forensics.
10:44She doesn't think it's there.
10:46What?
10:46You told Luke to travel it to Forensics, yes?
10:49Yes, I did.
10:50Right.
10:50I mean, in my head.
10:52Maybe not with my mouth.
10:54Okay, okay, so where is the chainsaw now?
10:56No, I had it.
10:57Okay, I fucking had it.
10:58I wrapped it up and then I put it a bit, you know.
11:02I don't fucking know.
11:03Okay, Frank was calling me a snitch.
11:04Right.
11:04He came at me with a creaky little lat and so I went ha-choo like that
11:07and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite,
11:09so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting.
11:11There was a lot going on.
11:13Okay, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
11:16I don't know, maybe.
11:18Yeah, probably.
11:18Okay, well it is our only actual evidence,
11:21so we should probably get out there and get that.
11:24Okay, well then we'll get Leo to take this out to the Donger.
11:26And they can time out the journey,
11:28see if the battery can make six cats.
11:30Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
11:32Fuck.
11:33Okay, well then you can write this out when we get back then.
11:36No, no.
11:37Yeah.
11:37I'll never fit on that.
11:38I'll look like a Soviet circus bear.
11:39Detectives, the suspect has a message for you.
11:41No, no.
11:42Do not do it Moonbird.
11:44Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit.
11:47The suspect has changed his lunch order.
11:49He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick
11:51and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
11:58Look, what are you doing now?
12:11I need to get the chainsaw from Barra Creek, Diane.
12:14Well, you've been put on desk duty.
12:15Yes, I know I have, but why?
12:17You have been removed from your team due to a personality clash.
12:19Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
12:22But they don't even know my name.
12:24Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you
12:26as evidenced by his severe constipation.
12:34Can I at least have access to lab three so I can autopsy Don Daryl's pelvis?
12:37I don't have a swipe card.
12:39Don Daryl is not a priority for us, miss.
12:40Until the task force needs you, you can unpack the dishwasher
12:43and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
12:46But-
12:47A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane.
12:49And the chainsaw needs to be tested too,
12:50because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him!
12:57I bagged the chainsaw up,
13:00and where the fuck did I put it?
13:01Hi, Luke.
13:02How'd you go with the scooter?
13:03Maybe it was where I was drinking-
13:05Hey!
13:05My Coke!
13:06Okay.
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:08Oh, here it is.
13:10Collins have found it.
13:11It's over here in front of Pippet's cage.
13:13What a shock.
13:14Yes, we'll come get you.
13:15What the fuck?
13:20Fucking Frank.
13:21Shit-stirror.
13:23Yeah, excuse me.
13:24Bye.
13:27Eddie.
13:29Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
13:31Yeah, it's just here.
13:32Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca
13:34while we're out here as well.
13:35Might help us with the cause of death.
13:37He's got loads of weapons out here,
13:38a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
13:42He could've stashed that on his scooter when he went to the pub.
13:44Maybe done yet?
13:46You should get him to collect up this shit
13:47and do the fuck-boring drive actor down what?
13:50Luke didn't make it to the Donga.
13:52The battery died three k's out of town.
13:55So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way,
13:58he didn't follow Don from the pub to the Donga.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the Donga.
14:07Exactly.
14:08He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
14:11There's no way he could manage any of this.
14:12I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
14:15He scooted here to his joint,
14:17and then, then he went to the Donga.
14:20What? How?
14:21Eddie, by a slingshot?
14:23No.
14:23As the crow flies,
14:24because the crow avoids all roads, bridges,
14:26and security cameras.
14:27Come on, Collins.
14:28We need to be like the crow.
14:30No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
14:32We need to be like the police.
14:34Come on, Collins.
14:35We take the chainsaw to forensics.
14:38Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
14:44Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
14:46I'm practising crock-sucking cowboys.
14:48It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
14:52Yeah, nah, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
14:55Oh, yeah, great.
14:56Booked a private dining room.
14:58I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
15:00Oh, good.
15:00I mean, you know, after 40 years of service,
15:02I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
15:05I started in the force when I was 20,
15:08just after I got married.
15:10But my husband, he didn't understand this job is a calling,
15:13so we divorced.
15:16Then he died, apparently.
15:19Right.
15:20Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
15:29When you said we'd crossed the river in your childhood boat,
15:32I wasn't expecting one that you'd build out of
15:34plastic barrels and zip-ties in the 90s, Eddie.
15:37Shut up. I'm thinking.
15:39Okay, this is definitely Frank's tinny.
15:41I can tell by the portside piss stain.
15:42So what's happened is he rode it over here
15:45to the Donga side of the river.
15:46Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
15:48Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
15:51Hang on.
15:51It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
15:53Hang on.
15:53The boat could get up this high
15:55if it was a big fuck-off tide,
15:56and according to Al and his king tide cultural business,
15:59it was a king tide on Sunday.
16:01So, all right.
16:03Frank's fucking bush-bashed it.
16:05Thank you, thank you.
16:05All the way to Donga's.
16:08Wait.
16:08Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
16:10Our water bottles are still in the car.
16:12Come on, Collins. Move your boobs.
16:14The Donga's just on the other side of the DRR.
16:28Yeah.
16:29She did.
16:32Okay, sis.
16:33I'll drive to Perth.
16:34I'm rich now.
16:35I've got a phone.
16:36All right, bye.
16:37Cherry, did you find a phone?
16:39Yeah, I'm here.
16:40It's a flip phone.
16:40Hello.
16:41I wonder whose car this is.
16:42You reckon we could sell it?
16:44Gotta get it running first, bros.
16:46You reckon it's here cause aliens picked it up
16:48but it was too heavy so they dropped it again?
16:50Not aliens.
16:51Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Uncle Roger says there's been biggest mob lights at night.
16:58Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
17:00He says it's a government conspiracy.
17:02As if.
17:03Can I chuck us a head clean?
17:04Yep.
17:07And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
17:08No, Pap gave us once you cleaned our lost property.
17:16Okay, perfect.
17:17We have no reception.
17:20Come on.
17:21You're a lesbian on a bushwalk.
17:22Just be guided by your gay.
17:24Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
17:25if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
17:28my gay would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit
17:31and my camel bladder.
17:32Alright, alright.
17:33Yes, yes.
17:34We should've brought Cass drink bottles.
17:37My piss back there's like pumpkin soup
17:39but it's all good.
17:40We're in the DRR.
17:41I know this place like the moles on my fucking tits.
17:44Plus, if any grey man try anything,
17:46I've got the reflexes of a liger
17:48and a police-issued gun.
17:49Pew, pew!
17:51Look, uh, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns...
17:55Fuck my dick.
17:56What?
17:57Fruity juice.
17:59I knew it.
18:01Frank walked this track.
18:04It's his signature, Chewie.
18:06Frank has sat here smoking a fag
18:09and chewing on his pineapple coat
18:10and look, there's another wrapper.
18:13Uh, uh, right?
18:14Frank must've been nervous.
18:16He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
18:18Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
18:20Because no-one else eats that.
18:21Tastes like toucan piss.
18:23Come on, Collins.
18:25Come on.
18:26Come on!
18:28The dong is just up here.
18:31Hey, wait, Eddie.
18:32I mean, those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's.
18:34It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank or Don's murder,
18:36so can we just forget about the donger and...
18:39Now, shut your ring.
18:40Okay.
18:41Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
18:44so...
18:45If Frank started a bit back there on that log,
18:47then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
18:50Eddie!
18:50Somewhere.
18:51Like, right...
18:54Here.
18:56I fucking told you Frank was here.
18:59Bag it.
19:01Gift wrap it.
19:02We got him.
19:04Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker.
19:17Hey, Cherry, can you stop playing with that mic please, Bob?
19:20No, why?
19:21Because it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears.
19:24Hey, Uncle Roger said you might play outside all day to near Pete from you.
19:27Yep, yep.
19:28So proud.
19:28Tell you what.
19:29Hey, what'd you get up to?
19:30We found...
19:31A cool tree.
19:32Yep, we played that all day.
19:33You played a cool tree all day?
19:36Okay.
19:37Hey, what's that?
19:38Is it the buffalo?
19:39Is it Bob?
19:40Ugh, I wish.
19:41Shove over you two.
19:43No, Clay, meat farted.
19:44I didn't meat fart, that was boss.
19:51Eddie, it's getting dark and I don't recognise anything.
19:56I told you I know my shit.
20:01Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
20:03Yeah, we did.
20:03It was probably hiding behind a fat bandana.
20:06You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes, but I reckon I would have remembered a four-wheel drive
20:12in our path.
20:15That's clearly been stolen.
20:16I'm going to write down that VIN number.
20:18It's just VIN.
20:19Just leave it.
20:20It's due diligence.
20:21No, come on, we've got to get you home before a mozzy bites your moot.
20:24Boat's just down there.
20:25It's not just there, Eddie.
20:27Just there is just more bugs because we are lost.
20:30No!
20:31I have a perfect sense of direction because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain.
20:35Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain.
20:38How do you know?
20:39Because you are not a bloody bird.
20:42You're just pissed I got the result.
20:44Oh my God.
20:45You know what?
20:46What?
20:47I knew we should have turned back and not pursued your half-cocked plans.
20:50Excuse me, not half a cock, a full cock?
20:52Against my better judgment, I followed you and now I am dehydrated.
20:57There are bugs just nibbling at me like I am a corn cob and we are lost.
21:02I got the evidence we needed, didn't I?
21:04Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie.
21:06Why did you follow me if I am such a half a cock then, hey?
21:09Why?
21:10What's wrong with you?
21:11Well, I've just been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, because Bushy's service gun was found in the river
21:16yesterday.
21:20And, okay, yes, I was waiting to tell you at a more appropriate time, but you've actually been a nightmare
21:27all day.
21:27Yeah, yeah, great, gotcha.
21:28All day.
21:28It's half of the after.
21:29Okay, you're welcome.
21:33Also, sorry I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here.
21:36It wasn't.
21:38It was found 200 k's away, wrapped up in a net like a dead man quality stream.
21:42But his gun was here.
21:44So was Bushy in Barrow Creek when he died?
21:46Why does, mate, why does it matter where he was, whether he was here or fucking straddling a satellite up
21:51in space, okay?
21:52He still topped himself, so just fucking leave it.
21:57Good, you're not dead.
21:59That makes it easier.
22:00Mickey.
22:20Again, Luke, we're very sorry we forgot about you.
22:22I will be taking tomorrow for personal leave.
22:29Did you get a load of the weather today?
22:33It's pretty, pretty cool.
22:36Oh.
22:38Had them, um, mammary tis clouds.
22:42You know the ones with what?
22:43Boobs.
22:44Go for violence when they attacked.
22:46I ain't here to start trouble.
22:47I'm just here to say facts.
22:48You can't paint me how you wanna paint cracks.
22:50And I'm tied to my moth and my moth and my back.
22:58Well, Skid, it's day three of the Bashnanza and the $200,000 golden barra is still out there.
23:04That's right, beefy, but today is all about the girls.
23:07Because it's Ladies' Day.
23:09It certainly is.
23:10And Skiddy.
23:11Apparently there's a Ladies' Day night event at the Barra Creek pub.
23:15Ah, when's that today?
23:16No, that's tonight.
23:17Oh, yeah, I'm gonna avoid that.
23:18Yeah, we'll be staying off the road.
23:21Coffee and tyres are offering tyre replacement.
23:24We were lost.
23:25I can't believe you were lost. You're so sexy. I didn't even know.
23:28Oh, no, I wouldn't say we were lost per se, love.
23:30I would have combusted if I knew.
23:32Lucky I have my new book, you know, from the pub book swap.
23:34It's called Breathless Falls.
23:36Turns out it's lazy porn.
23:37I ended up wanking all night.
23:38I'm red raw, doll.
23:39Ah, that's not good.
23:40It's written in 1945.
23:41It's about these two wall windows in the little territory station.
23:44And they went to a waterfall called Breathless Falls.
23:46And they came across this old hut and they just started fucking.
23:48Oh, wow.
23:49In the hut.
23:50It's a fuck-hut job.
23:51It's incredible.
23:52I'm in a constant state of cumming.
23:53I'm in a cum loop, doll.
23:55Great.
23:56Anyway, I'm done.
23:57Okay.
23:57Have you washed your bits?
23:58Uh, yeah.
23:59I've just...
24:00Oh, fuckity!
24:01I've got our tail!
24:02Can you just, um, wait?
24:04Hi, Joy.
24:05Is it a spare tail?
24:06Hi, Kath.
24:07Hi, Dulcie.
24:08Hi, Joy.
24:08Yes, it is.
24:10Nice to see you.
24:12Do you want my tail, Kath?
24:13Oh, no, no.
24:14I'll just drip dry.
24:15Back in business.
24:17And breaking in backpacker news, the task force have located some of the girls' belongings
24:22at River Creek Mine, but their four-wheel drive, a white land cruiser, has vanished without
24:27a trace.
24:28White land cruiser?
24:28Great car.
24:29You call Superintendent Colt Colt.
24:31Leave a message.
24:32Colt, it's Dulcie.
24:33I think I found the backpacker's vehicle, so call me back.
24:35Hey.
24:36Hey, have you seen Eddie?
24:37Uh, no.
24:37I wanted to talk to you about my interview with the Daryls.
24:39That's fine, there's no need to apologise.
24:41Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
24:42Abby.
24:42Oh, hi, ma'am.
24:43I can't autopsy the pelvis because Diane won't let me into the lab because she's a human sphincter,
24:47but...
24:48Have you seen the WhatsApp I created for you, me and man?
24:50Uh, no, I haven't.
24:52Oh, no worries.
24:53The task force found anything at the mine site?
24:55Um, no, so far they've only found a bunch of feral pig bones, which are about as connected
24:59to the backpackers as they sound.
25:01Okay.
25:01How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
25:04Any sign of that?
25:05No, that's still missing, too.
25:07In fact, the only thing the task force has found at the River Creek mine site are those
25:11random old backpacks.
25:12And I've seen photos of them.
25:14They have more Southern Cross flags on them than an anti-vaxxers bumper bar.
25:18So unless Astrid and Ebba immediately became Australian racist on their holiday...
25:22Then that's tough.
25:23That doesn't belong to them.
25:24They're still out there.
25:26I agree, ma'am.
25:26Whatever happened to them...
25:28Detective, I went to go and collect the suspect's breakfast this morning.
25:34But Detective Redcliffe already picked up the suspect's breakfast on her way to interview
25:38him, which made my trip completely and utterly redundant.
25:42Sorry, Eddie is interrogating Frank without me.
25:45Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
25:46I did.
25:47So I'd like to be reimbursed a full $37.50, please.
25:51Diane said that it's not my job to have ideas, it's my job to put Prince Aid in the dishwasher.
25:56Stuff it.
25:57Luke?
25:58Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
25:59Stuff her.
26:00You tell Detective Redcliffe that while she is interviewing a suspect without me, I'm off
26:04to the DRR on another lead.
26:06I'll be back in half an hour.
26:08Abby, I gotta go.
26:09Okay, check the group chat.
26:10When should your phone be, miss?
26:14Uh, well...
26:15My phone should be in my locker, Diane.
26:18Mm-hmm.
26:20But you know what?
26:20Lab equipment should be sterilised in the autoclave, not stacked in the dishwasher by you
26:25and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
26:27I mean, corrosive beakers covered in fuck knows what next to people's food containers
26:32and reusable straws.
26:33For shame, Diane.
26:35Now imagine what the prof would think of you if he heard this from me.
26:39What do you want, Abigail?
26:41I think you know what I want, Diane.
26:48Fuck.
26:56Yes!
26:59How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
27:01What's the thread count of the sheets in here?
27:03Zero?
27:04Huh?
27:04There's my rice bubbles.
27:06No idea.
27:07These are my rice bubbles.
27:08Ah.
27:09Delicious.
27:13Went back to your place.
27:15Found your little brother's green trail of Freddy juice wrappers all the way today.
27:19Don's donger.
27:20You got anything to say about that?
27:22Nah?
27:22Doesn't matter.
27:23Because I've fucking got you, mate.
27:26I've got you.
27:27You loaded up, Don, with crock-sucking cowboys.
27:29Then you row-row-rowed your boat over the river.
27:32You bush-bashed into Don's place, bumped him off, hacked him up, dumped his body,
27:36and then you row-row-rowed your boat.
27:44Yeah.
27:45Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
27:47Collins!
27:54What's this?
27:55Why are you speed walking with me?
27:57I need to talk to you about my Daryl family interview.
27:59Ah, yeah, well, you really side-fucked us with that, Leo, but apology accepted.
28:02I'm not apologising.
28:03DJ Daryl said that Don had me saved in his favourite.
28:05Collins, you in here?
28:06Frank's tinny is still on the donger side of the river.
28:09Someone gave Frank a lift home.
28:11Do you hear me?
28:12Someone else was at the donger.
28:14Frank had an accomplice.
28:15That's why he's not talking.
28:17Someone else is involved.
28:19Ah, sorry, Joy.
28:20Ignore that.
28:21That was just a funny joke.
28:22Um, yeah, sorry.
28:23Backpack, can I just give you a bit of advice?
28:25Day to day.
28:26Ah, I haven't been listening to a word you can say.
28:28I know.
28:29Day?
28:30Yeah, probably.
28:31Why not?
28:33Anyway, what were you saying?
28:35The public used my work message bank to report crocodile-based tip-offs.
28:38I went through the messages in my first week on the job,
28:40and then I've never listened to them again because I don't want to.
28:43I respect that, Leo.
28:44Thanks.
28:45But last night I found this message from Don.
28:47He left this two days before he was murdered.
28:50Leon, it's Don Daryl.
28:52I've just come into some very interesting information
28:54about what's been going on around here.
28:56It's about the lights in the sky.
28:58Let's just say, I know...
29:01Was that the doctor?
29:03The doctor.
29:05The people behind this will try and kill me
29:07to keep the truth from getting out.
29:09The only way I aren't happy, they booted me out,
29:11but I won't shut up, Leon.
29:13I'm a truth teller.
29:14Meet me Monday.
29:15DJ!
29:16Turn that fucking duct hood off!
29:19Obviously, I did a meet with Don on the Monday
29:21because he was dead.
29:22Well, who wanted to kill him?
29:23Who's this group he's talking about?
29:25The NUA.
29:26They're local conspiracy theorists
29:27who trade in the Cooker classics,
29:28Aliens, 5G, World Economic Forum,
29:31The Great Fire of London
29:32being started by a rat spontaneously combusting.
29:34Their current president is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
29:37Fucking Roger!
29:39Frank's fucking garbage brother!
29:43So, we said,
29:44we're caring for the people of theист's
29:46who need the charge of the virus.
29:46It seems to be clear that their parents
29:46will be in turn.
29:47It's time to be 25 years ago.
29:47The NUA.
29:48The NUA.
29:54The NUA.
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