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00:01We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case.
00:04Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name.
00:06I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show
00:08and I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o-time-o.
00:13Deadlock has a serial killer.
00:14He has been living under my nose for five years.
00:17I probably know him.
00:17You are not my partner.
00:18I am. It is deeply unfortunate.
00:21I don't have a best friend because my best friend died.
00:25I'm king effing shit up in Darwin!
00:28They don't want me either!
00:29Why not?
00:29Because I fucking killed my partner!
00:32Bushy.
00:32He got eaten by a croc.
00:34I was supposed to be with him when it happened but I was pissing on.
00:36Just a job.
00:37I'll see.
00:38Right now my job's more important than us, Kath.
00:40I'm sorry to call you Collins, by the way.
00:42It's just a little nickname.
00:43Okay.
00:44Alright.
00:44Fucking hell, Collins. You fucking cracked it!
00:47Oh.
00:48You hated him, sexy.
00:49Let's leave Deadlock.
00:51Okay.
00:52Okay.
00:53Bushy wasn't chum.
00:55He wasn't eaten by a croc.
00:56He was shot in the head.
00:59I knew when he went missing there was something sus about him.
01:01That's why they sent me down here.
01:03They just didn't want me stepping around because I was right.
01:06G'day Holly.
01:07Um, we're here to help solve Bushy's murder.
01:14Oh yeah.
01:16Oh yeah.
01:36I remember when rock was young.
01:43Sorry, we went to the wrong croc tour
01:45Yep, so those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour
01:48Then they left and they got Wolf's boat, probably
01:50Yeah, we'll just wait for these latecomers
01:52Yeah
01:53Right, Leon, don't have a seat
01:56It's Leon, not me
01:58Yeah, song babe
01:59Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumpin' Croc Tours
02:03I'm Amber, Don's daughter
02:04My husband, Grant, is a skipper
02:06And my little brother with the pole is called Troy
02:08Isn't that right, Troy?
02:09Yeah
02:09Yeah, alright, so, safety stuff
02:12Hands and feet inside the boat at all times
02:15Any questions?
02:16Yeah, who are the traditional owners here?
02:18Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s
02:21Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs
02:25Way before, right?
02:27Okay, alright, babe
02:29Let's go!
02:33Now, a lot of people say if you get an attack by a croc
02:37you want to gouge out its eyes
02:39but what are they being, Troy?
02:41Naive
02:41That's right, they're being naive
02:43As my dad Don always says
02:45if you're getting attacked by a croc
02:47you're not surviving, you're dying
02:50Okay
02:51Look over here, you'll see your first croc
02:54Old scrubber
02:56See?
02:56Can you all see that?
02:58There is!
02:58There is!
02:59Good, good, no refunds
03:01Ha ha ha ha
03:02Try, pull
03:09Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today
03:13Hey!
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:15Thank you
03:15I'm sorry
03:17That's it, cheers honey
03:19Alright
03:21Now you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc
03:25But it's not
03:26No, it's not
03:27Old scrubber here's only three metres
03:29because she's just a girl
03:32Our bull croc along here is Goliath
03:345.3 metres, teeth to tail
03:37He's a boss
03:38and he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory
03:42Now the top white croc has the strongest bite falls of any living animal
03:44equivalent to the weight of the
03:45Fuck are those ladder croc cutters doing now?
03:47With the bite falls
03:47Hey!
03:48You what?
03:48You ruck up!
03:50The border is the big white croc
03:53Bullshit in this spot
03:54Grab them, boys
03:55Grab them!
03:56Oh!
04:00You look like a shaved dick!
04:04Never!
04:05What?
04:07Holy shit!
04:09Which bull is it?
04:10Is it Goliath?
04:11Use a pole, Troy
04:12Flip him!
04:12Fuck him, flip him!
04:14Come on, give him a big one!
04:16It's not Goliath
04:17Fuck
04:17Wait, Troy
04:20What the fuck's that in its head?
04:22What the fuck?
04:23Help!
04:23No!
04:34To give him his voice
04:35I I
04:35I
04:40Old
04:51The
04:52Do, do, do, push my apple, shake the tree.
04:55Do, do, do, push my apple, shake the tree.
04:58Do, do, do, push my apple, shake the tree.
05:00Oh, that's a big one!
05:05Alan!
05:07Alan!
05:08No, Eddie, don't get in there.
05:10Colin!
05:11I was getting out, Eddie.
05:13Hey, that new, uh, new sir for an attendant down at Police HQ.
05:16What's his name?
05:17Paul Tulkin.
05:18Macaulay Culkin, yeah.
05:19Yeah.
05:20He just called.
05:20He said we can talk about Bushy today.
05:22Come on.
05:22Break the surface tension.
05:23Oh, I'm a slip shrink.
05:27All right, here's the plan, OK?
05:29We go into HQ, and we go, oi, listen up, cunts.
05:32Bushy's death was sus as fuck, OK?
05:34We reckon he was definitely investigating something,
05:36and that's what got him killed.
05:38And then we go, you lot have obviously been too busy
05:41sitting around licking your own fucking dickholes
05:43to see what's been happening here,
05:44so you need a toodle fuck and let us run the case.
05:47Capisce?
05:48Or comprende?
05:49Uh-huh.
05:50Let's give those lazy cunts a rash.
05:53Oh, for sake, Collins.
05:55That's liquid garlic.
05:56I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
05:58I didn't know you were going to dance.
06:00Can you tell me if my ponytail is strange?
06:02It's strange it can get for a less bit to dance.
06:05Look, there's no easy way to say this,
06:07but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
06:10The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics,
06:12which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
06:15I'm terribly sorry.
06:18No.
06:20No.
06:21Something got the wrong end of the deep with that one.
06:25Well, the brief from Bush's psychologist also said that he was struggling with depression,
06:30hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
06:36Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
06:38But if everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers,
06:42it's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
06:45Uh, there was also a note.
06:48Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
06:52Um, you'll mention Detective Redford.
06:54Uh, look, I know how rough this is.
06:59I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago,
07:03and I did not cope, and I started drinking.
07:06I got heavily into capoeira.
07:08You know what, that's probably, um,
07:09that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
07:11There was another time?
07:12Well, no, he's, uh, he's dated it and initialed it,
07:15so it's quite thorough, really.
07:16You know what, I'm just going to take this and, um,
07:19and give it a read to Colby.
07:21Alright, would you like some comfort?
07:22No, no, fine, fine, fine, fine, I can read now, so.
07:25Oh, look, we can offer the detective counselling,
07:28or leave a support dog, a therapy puppet.
07:32Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment,
07:34it's just probably less training, that's all.
07:37Well, folks, the dry season's over,
07:39and the rains are coming,
07:40so that means it's time for our build-up sales.
07:43We've got tankinis, monokinis,
07:47cutouts, bochinis,
07:48one-time...
08:08So, um, so you and your husband...
08:11Uh, my wife.
08:12Oh, right, yeah.
08:14No, that's good tea.
08:15Better, actually.
08:16You know, I voted yes.
08:18So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved,
08:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
08:23Uh, no plans to go back, no.
08:27No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
08:31I could pivot to the missing Swedish Backpackers case.
08:35Oh, um...
08:37Yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Hamar.
08:40Okay, all right.
08:41Well, I've tried suggesting people through his tea before,
08:44and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
08:46only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
08:49Right, right.
08:50Yeah, so, uh...
08:52Backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
08:54Uh-huh.
08:55Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
08:57You know, incredible beaches.
09:00Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
09:01with the crocs and the jellyfish
09:02and the undettonated World War II bombs.
09:05Yeah, but there's waterfalls.
09:07They're spectacular.
09:26Well, she took his own life.
09:28Yes, he did.
09:29Oh, that's awful.
09:30How's Eddie?
09:31Got any King Pythons?
09:33Only in jumbo packets.
09:34Fuck!
09:36Does she have any family here?
09:38Like a support network?
09:39No.
09:40Uh, we saw Holly,
09:41and she handed Eddie that box of Bushy stuff
09:44and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
09:45in Territory Police ever again.
09:47Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
09:49She needs a therapist.
09:49Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
09:52Did you want to enter the competition
09:53for Jason Way's Big Barrow Bashnanza?
09:55The Golden Barrow's 200k this year.
09:57No.
10:00Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle
10:02and win a jet ski.
10:03It's got a swim platform and a cover
10:05and stuff and whatever.
10:06Alright.
10:07Hand it over.
10:09Fuck.
10:09Okay, so what's the plan now?
10:11We have noodles and...
10:12No, no, the plan plan,
10:13besides going to a waterfall.
10:15Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
10:17No, not work, sexy.
10:18Life.
10:20Let's drive around Australia.
10:22Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
10:23and I've left all my book clubs.
10:25Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
10:27It's either a road trip or we run for parliament
10:28and I could get into surfing
10:29and you could get into something weather-y.
10:33Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt.
10:36You love the weather
10:37and I could get some of those rubber boots
10:39so you don't get electrocuted.
10:40Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
10:44Yeah, okay.
10:45Yeah, I need to...
10:46The rubber boots can wait.
10:47Yes.
10:47Okay.
10:48Because we need to focus on what's important right now
10:50and that is Eddie, isn't it?
10:52Yes.
10:53She needs our love and our support
10:55and a float and a waterfall.
10:57It's only a little bit crocky.
10:59What's a little bit crocky?
11:01Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
11:03Okay.
11:04Yeah.
11:04We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
11:06who entered 48 times in a row.
11:10Uh, Eddie...
11:10Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
11:13You know, for making me put your life on hold
11:16and for dragging you all the way up here.
11:18It's fine.
11:19Collins, I'm sorry that Bushy's investigation was a bust
11:21and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
11:23and, you know, you look like shit all the time
11:26because of the humidity.
11:27Oh, her hair-cool routine just needs tweaking.
11:31Anyway, I'm gonna piss off.
11:33Let you go back to your gay marriage.
11:35What? You're going?
11:36Yeah, yeah.
11:37Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
11:38Got this bag of snakes.
11:40About to win a jet ski so that'll keep me busy.
11:41Anyway, point is, this is the end.
11:44The end of the friendship.
11:45Oi, Alira!
11:46Which way's the desert?
11:48Oh.
11:50Righto.
11:51To-ra.
11:53Eddie, wait!
11:54Nah, you alright?
11:55Dulcie, do something.
11:56I'll get my sports bath from the sleepy nook in the camper.
11:58Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins.
12:00Kat, you got the keys?
12:02No, Dulcie's got them.
12:03Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
12:04Eddie, just wait.
12:05We-we can talk about this.
12:06Uh, we're at a petrol station in...
12:08Dick's River.
12:09Dick's River.
12:10Oh, no, no.
12:10Dirk's River.
12:11Uh, Dirk-no, Dirk's River.
12:13There's no Dick's.
12:13It's not, uh, uh...
12:16How can I help you?
12:17How can we help?
12:29Um, yeah.
12:34Um...
12:34Oh, yeah.
12:34Oh, yeah.
12:34Yeah, you went from Melbourne.
12:35Where'd you see you?
12:36Oh, yeah.
12:37Oh, yeah.
12:37Oh, yeah.
12:38Oh, yeah.
12:40All right.
12:42Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
12:46Who am I supposed to fucking know?
12:48You think it's male or female?
12:49I don't know how this croc identified.
12:51Oh, don't be smart.
12:52You meant the arm.
12:53I know what you meant.
12:55So I'm going to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit.
12:58I put the police tape up, stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad.
13:02I've done plenty, okay?
13:04Come on, let's go.
13:05Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Kath of the Waterfall.
13:08So, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide.
13:11Yeah, don't make that face.
13:13Well, he is not my boss, and neither are you, so stiff clitties.
13:16Stiff clitties.
13:16Oh, lovely, that's lovely.
13:17Posse's crack with this.
13:18I want to work with you lot.
13:20Oh, hey, I've got to go piss.
13:22No, you just went.
13:23I've got a UTI, okay?
13:25It's like fire ants in my aretha.
13:26Oi, listen, you coxies, fuck off.
13:30We've got a tour coming through here in 45, and I'm not cancelling.
13:32I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon vombed on her shoes.
13:36$55.
13:36Well, no, no.
13:37We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene.
13:41This is not a crime scene.
13:42This is my private property.
13:43How dare you?
13:46What the fuck are you doing here?
13:48I'm not here.
13:49I'm not me, so...
13:50You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those bloodshit polarised lenders?
13:54Hey, I'm great.
13:55Sorry, what is happening here?
13:55You need to fuck off.
13:56She's barred from here, okay?
13:57My dad barred her from here.
13:59Pat, Pat, she's barred from here.
14:01Eddie.
14:02It's not on, Pat.
14:03Get her out.
14:04I didn't recognise you.
14:04Welcome home.
14:05What do you mean welcome home?
14:07Home as in home, home.
14:09Hey, you're from Barracree.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11Remember the last time I saw you?
14:12You probably don't.
14:13The rolling drunk she was.
14:15Okay, yeah.
14:16Out on the highway with some dog.
14:17Yeah, right up.
14:17Having a fight with a tree.
14:19How long are you home from?
14:20I'm not home, okay?
14:21I hate this fucking town.
14:22I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains.
14:25Well, piss off then, before Dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene.
14:28Oh, great.
14:29Look, the kill squad is right.
14:30That's good for you, Pat.
14:31It's been lovely.
14:32Uh, good luck with your life.
14:33Have a great one.
14:34And, uh, Amber, you can suck a fuck.
14:37Colin, I'm meeting you in the car park.
14:39I'm calling Cap.
14:39Who's this?
14:40I'm talking with Derek Smitten, boys.
14:42That's Detective Blunt.
14:44He's on the backpacker case.
14:47What's he doing here?
14:48All right, clear the scene.
14:50We've got it from here.
14:56Raising the rock.
14:57Get him to cut the rock open.
14:59There'll be more inside.
15:03What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
15:05Small to medium.
15:06Fucking small to medium.
15:07Fuck.
15:07Steve, you got that photo?
15:09All right.
15:12Yep, I called it.
15:13The arm's got the same tattoo.
15:14See?
15:15Both lavender.
15:16That's her flower tattoo.
15:17It's Abba.
15:17It's Abba's arm.
15:18Swedish girl's got eat.
15:19They got eaten by Crocs.
15:20100%.
15:21100%.
15:21Put that on ice.
15:22Send it to the fiancé.
15:23Where's my phone?
15:24I'm calling the senator.
15:25Detective?
15:25Hello, mate.
15:26Yes, as suspected.
15:27Detective?
15:28Yeah.
15:28Sorry, can I...
15:29Shit news.
15:29Can I just...
15:30I'll tell you what, if you call for that Croc,
15:31Carl Senator, I'm going to back you 200%, mate.
15:33Yeah, you have my phone code.
15:35Hang on, Russ, sorry.
15:35I've got a tourist here.
15:37Oh.
15:37This is a crime scene.
15:38Yes, I know.
15:39I'm Detective Collins.
15:41Superintendent Culkin called me into assist.
15:43That pinko greenie.
15:44Of course he fucking did.
15:45Ah, Senator, sorry.
15:46Can I call you back, mate?
15:48So you think that the arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
15:51Nah, don't think.
15:52I know.
15:53Right.
15:54Yes, right.
15:55Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years,
15:58and I just completed five years in Tasmania, so
16:01if an extra pair of hands is needed to figure out the victim's last movements,
16:05Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
16:07Ah, yes.
16:07Yes.
16:08What's your name again?
16:08Dulcie Collins.
16:10You're that dead lake bird.
16:11Ah.
16:12You know, you know you're the talk of the group chat,
16:13how you fucked up an investigation so royally,
16:15you got three innocent men killed.
16:19One of them was a serial killer, actually.
16:21Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer, but I don't need any help.
16:24You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fucking stretched out attic twin.
16:27Have a good one.
16:28Okay, boys, we're going to do this presser.
16:30What do you reckon, aviators on or off?
16:32Yeah, I reckoned on.
16:34I reckoned on.
16:35Yeah, hundred percent.
16:36Yeah, hundred percent.
16:37Hundred percent.
16:42So which fuck was it then, Mick?
16:44I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
16:45It's too busted up.
16:46Is it a bull from another part of the river?
16:48Like Woppa from Dirk's River?
16:50Or Cyclops?
16:51Or Dunker?
16:52Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones,
16:54cuz I already said I don't know.
16:56Whoever he is, he's fucking massive.
16:57Maybe it was Megamount.
16:59Oh, my God, shut up!
17:04The car, muddling!
17:09Eddie!
17:11This is about me not telling you I was from here.
17:14Fuck me!
17:15Not even three hours in this rat hole,
17:17it's already taken its toll, haven't you, Collins?
17:19Look at the bones of our skin.
17:21Nothing happened!
17:21Drink water!
17:22Sorry I'm late!
17:23I got caught talking to lesbians!
17:25There were so many of them and they were all so beautiful.
17:28Waterfalls, I mean.
17:29There were only two confirmed lesbians and they were both very sunburnt.
17:32Okay.
17:33All right, Kath, let's get out of here.
17:35There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club with my ass's name on it.
17:37Oh, no, no, we can't drive anywhere.
17:39The camper van company said we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark
17:42because of the buffaloes.
17:44But I've booked us into the Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night.
17:48Fuck!
17:49What?
17:50Have you stayed there before?
17:52Are the toilets bad?
17:59Come on.
18:14But first, a sad update in the search for the missing Swedish backpackers
18:18with League Detective Michael Blunt addressing media earlier this evening.
18:22We believe that Swedish backpacker Ebba Erling was the victim of a crock attack.
18:26We also believe that it's only a matter of time
18:28before we recover the remains of one Astrid Arlberg.
18:32It's pretty clear that Ebba went into the water at Crossley's Crossing at some time,
18:36probably having a skinny dip.
18:37Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull crock.
18:39And then that bull crock has choked on her arm
18:41and floated upstream to Barrick Creek where it was discovered.
18:44We need to start culling the bastards.
18:47The Swedes?
18:47No, not the bloody Swedes rabbit, the bloody crocks.
18:51They've taken over.
18:53They'll be walking on land next.
18:55OK, my love.
18:57Is Eddie joining us?
18:58I've got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
18:59They're the house special.
19:00OK, so the pub has new owners, Lynne and Mary.
19:03Both straight for now, but life's long, isn't it?
19:06It is.
19:07Is that Eddie?
19:08Oh, my God, look at her.
19:09Look at her little topknot dolls.
19:11Oh.
19:12I know she doesn't have any family in town,
19:14so anyone she wants to catch up with while we're here,
19:16we could throw a barbecue.
19:18We just need a barbecue.
19:20Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
19:21Is that the backpackers?
19:23Yeah, Lynne said they worked here.
19:28I wonder where Eddie's got to.
19:47G'day, everyone.
19:49So, uh, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight,
19:52but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers' honour.
19:55Which is nice.
19:55No-one likes your effin' bingo.
19:58Well, take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird.
20:00Well, Lynne won't be driving you to dialysis next week.
20:03What are you doing?
20:05Ah, nothing.
20:06That's a...
20:07That's a train.
20:11If that's a train, you need an MRI.
20:13It looks like an arm.
20:14Doss, what's going on?
20:15I promise I won't freak out.
20:16I'm doing so much work on myself at the moment.
20:18I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
20:21Oh, look, Kat.
20:23Blunt made an ID on the arm today
20:26without any forensics input.
20:28It's based on a tattoo on an arm
20:31that had been used as a reptile's chew toy.
20:34Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
20:35Ah, I don't know.
20:36I don't know.
20:37But it's frustrating.
20:38I don't have access to the crime scene photos
20:40because I'm not working the case.
20:42You see, Blunt said that the backpackers
20:43were last seen at Crossley's Crossing,
20:45but look at that mural over there.
20:47How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
20:49We're 50 kilometres upstream.
20:50Last call for bingo.
20:52Kat, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
20:55What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
20:58Those missing women could still be out there,
21:00and that's to say nothing of the actual person
21:03whose arm was found today.
21:04What about them?
21:05The way this is being investigated is just not right.
21:09Do you remember what I said in our marriage vows?
21:10Yes, I do remember
21:11because all four of our parents were there.
21:14I said your sense of justice
21:16is my favourite thing about you,
21:17aside from your perfect clit.
21:18Yeah, and then a month later, my dad died.
21:21Yeah, look, if you think there's something wrong here,
21:24you need to go for it.
21:25We'll just keep checking in.
21:27Okay?
21:28Uh, before I get on the bingo balls,
21:31we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Emma.
21:35I'll use the timer on my phone.
21:38Okay, and go.
21:50Oh, sorry.
21:52My bad, Dad.
22:20Eddie!
22:25Collins, what are you doing?
22:27I'm running to you.
22:29Why are you so fucking slow?
22:31Oh, Christ.
22:33I'm overheating.
22:34I am like a computer on a lap.
22:38How does anyone move up here?
22:39The air is thicker than clag.
22:42Listen, Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm.
22:46I can feel it.
22:48No, no.
22:48What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush.
22:52No, that...
22:52Okay, well, that was not Kath's story to tell.
22:54I saw the cream.
22:55No, well, the fungal infection under my breasts
22:57is totally irrelevant right now.
22:58Look.
22:59Look, the tattoos don't match.
23:01Ebba's tattoo is lavender and violet
23:04and the victim's tattoo is...
23:06I mean, I don't know exactly what that is,
23:07but I think there's legs involved.
23:08But the point is, the arm from the river isn't Ebba's.
23:12I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
23:14No, I don't have anything on my hands.
23:16Yeah?
23:17Sam Randall wants to go for a swim in a...
23:18river filled with reptilian death puppies, not by problem.
23:21Okay, right, well, I am sending you the photo.
23:22No!
23:22No, I'm sending it.
23:23Don't send me the...
23:24I am sending you the photo.
23:26And there, it's sent.
23:28Was that your phone?
23:31Oh, that was very silly, Eddie.
23:33That was just a silly, silly thing to do.
23:35How are you going to make calls now?
23:36I don't care.
23:37I'm not going to make a fucking call.
23:38I won't make a call ever again in my whole fucking life.
23:40Come on.
23:41Go.
23:43Right.
23:50Look, I understand not wanting to spend time in your hometown.
23:55I grew up in Canberra, and I didn't have many friends either.
23:59I had many friends.
24:00Mostly because of our 8pm curfew, and we prayed a lot,
24:03but we can't walk away from this.
24:08Watch me.
24:09I'll make a fucking jaunty for you.
24:11Oh, God.
24:13Eddie.
24:14Do you see me walk away?
24:17This community deserves answers.
24:19Mate, there is no community in Barra Creek, okay?
24:22A full arm showed up.
24:24But did anybody report a missing person?
24:26No.
24:27No one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone.
24:31Okay, fine.
24:31That's fine, Eddie.
24:32You go back to Darwin.
24:34You drink your coat.
24:35Hoon around on your new jet ski.
24:36Oh, yeah.
24:37Hoon around on your new jet ski that you will absolutely not win,
24:40but I am staying here
24:42because I owe it to this John Doe to at least try and ID them.
24:46So, what else am I going to do?
24:47I'm going to go to Alice Springs.
24:49It is a lesbian social worker vortex.
24:51It will suck caffeine and never let her go.
24:58Your ear stuff with big fat balls.
25:00I told you to fuck off.
25:01I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, okay?
25:03So you can fucking fuck off.
25:05From Dad's best, best billboard
25:06right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site.
25:09This is my family's.
25:10Barra Creek is Daryl country
25:12and you're not welcome after what you did.
25:14Ugh.
25:14I didn't fucking do anything.
25:16You put a croc in Dad's ute.
25:17Oh, come on.
25:18It was a one metre freshy, okay?
25:20That was croc justice
25:21and it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand.
25:23And you know what?
25:24He deserved it after what he did.
25:25What did he do?
25:26Don't worry about it.
25:28You tried to kill him.
25:29Don fucking bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mum
25:32so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres.
25:35Yeah, so he could get the truck in
25:37to get the new shed in to put the boat in.
25:39You rat dogs.
25:40You bunch of your fucking rat dogs.
25:42Hey, 7.35am,
25:43I'm doing the daycare drop-off at Crocky Kids with a Z.
25:46When I come back through here for the iced coffees,
25:48I'd better not see you, yeah?
25:50My family run this town.
25:52What town?
25:53No, it's just a fucking pub,
25:54a police station, a fucking bin.
25:56Yeah, well, the joke's on your shit head
25:58because we've got two bins now.
25:59Oh, okay, cool.
26:00Guess what else you got to have?
26:02This one and this one.
26:03Fucking sit on that.
26:04Hairshot!
26:04Yeah, tell God to sit on it too.
26:06Sit on a big one.
26:07You're driving these shit people moving on.
26:09Fucking shit car.
26:18Sorry about your mum's memorial.
26:21Why?
26:21You didn't drive over it with the Komatsu.
26:24Yeah.
26:27Is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek was your hometown
26:30because of your mum and putting a crocodile in that gentleman's car?
26:35Yeah, because this town is full of shit cunts like the Daryls,
26:38who just do whatever the fuck they want.
26:41Sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand is croc justice.
26:44Oh, well, we can do away with the courts then.
26:47Hang on, shut up.
26:47Where'd you get these?
26:49Oh, um, a journo sent them to me.
26:51They were on the boat.
26:52They're the one that vomited on the passenger's sandals.
26:55They beeped it to my phone.
26:57There was a beeping sound.
26:58That's not a croc bite.
27:00What?
27:01Crocs teeth don't cut like that.
27:03They just thrash you around to you in chunks so they can swallow you.
27:07Yeah, that's been chopped off.
27:15Fuck!
27:16It's a fucking homicide!
27:19Oh, that's fucking great, isn't it?
27:22Now we're looking for a missing person and a fucking killer.
27:25Fuck.
27:26We?
27:32Yeah.
27:34Yeah, fuck this town.
27:36Fuck a lot of them.
27:37I'm like herpes, so I can leave when I fucking want.
27:39So that's it?
27:41Yes, yes, fucking yes!
27:42Yes, you are going to stay?
27:43Yes, yes, yes!
27:45Ow!
27:45Great, I'll call the superintendent first thing in the morning and we'll get the proper permissions.
27:50Suck job.
27:51Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie.
27:53You're such a cop, right?
27:54You're a cop too.
27:55Yeah, but I'm like a cool cop.
27:57So you were still sleeping in the camper with us tonight?
28:00Yeah, of course.
28:01I'm sleeping in my nook.
28:03That's where my bag of handies is.
28:26Get sad for dinner.
28:28Oh, I don't know.
28:29A falafel?
28:30No, Aunty Mary gave us ice cream because Mum was kind of a dead crocodile.
28:34Hello.
28:35Boss.
28:35What?
28:36Did you say a dead crocodile?
28:37Yeah, a big one.
28:39What's your mum do for a job?
28:40She a butcher?
28:41She's a ranger.
28:41She got me the smithing shirt.
28:43Oh, that is a very good shirt.
28:46What's that?
28:47That drawing on the billboard?
28:49Um, that's a rocket that is taking off into the sky.
28:55Did your mum say if she found anything else in that croc?
28:58Yeah.
29:01What was it?
29:02Hey, kid, what was inside the crocodile?
29:12Pallant!
29:13Pallant!
29:14Pallant!
29:15Oh, good, you can help me.
29:16Curse up the instructions for how to disconnect the sewer hose back there in German.
29:20Ow!
29:21Where'd you get that?
29:23This.
29:23It's my steed.
29:24It's a rental.
29:25Cost me a bomb.
29:25Okay, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent.
29:30A forensics called this morning and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male.
29:33I still think the tattoo is of legs, maybe bird's legs, because they bend backwards.
29:38Uh, Pallant is off on a new lead.
29:40Apparently, Astrid and Ebba interacted with a man at the Dierks River service station,
29:44and they're trying to locate him now, so we have been given the green light to investigate.
29:48Good.
29:49Because I reckon the murderer fed the John Doe to their pet croc.
29:51So, we just need to disconnect this thing,
29:53and if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere, we can go.
29:57So, did you say pet croc?
29:58Yeah.
29:58Morning!
29:59Morning!
30:00It's hot up here.
30:01Is it?
30:01Oh, yeah, steamy than a Bangkok laundromat.
30:05Yeah, good on you.
30:07Yeah, the croc from yesterday had no more body parts in it.
30:11Its guts were just filled with chickens.
30:13100% chickens.
30:14The point is, with a diet like that, the dead croc is probably someone's pet.
30:18What?
30:18Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
30:21Heaps of people up here do.
30:22I know two in Barrow Creek.
30:23To what end?
30:24What do you do with a pet crocodile?
30:25You teach it to heal.
30:26Morning!
30:27Morning!
30:28Gosh, it's hot!
30:29Oh, yeah, I can steam the dumpling in my cooch.
30:31I reckon that the killer has fed the arm of the John Doe to their pet croc,
30:37but then the croc has choked on it and camped it,
30:39and so the killer's just dumped him in the river.
30:41So, I'm going to check on the two pet crocs, see if one is missing.
30:44If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer.
30:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:50What?
30:50No, that is not our priority, Eddie.
30:52Forget about the croc.
30:53We need to ID our victim, and what about the sewer pump, Eddie?
30:57That is a two-person job!
30:59Morning.
31:00Yes, it's hot.
31:01Sorry, Lily.
31:02Sorry.
31:02I saved that coat of arms for you.
31:04Sorry, my what?
31:05Your house special from last night.
31:07The one you didn't eat.
31:08Oh.
31:08We named it the coat of arms because of the roux and the emu sausages.
31:10We named it the coat of arms for you.
31:40I've been here, and that's accidentally locked.
31:42Hello?
31:44Yeah, okay.
31:48Oh, my God.
32:08Hey.
32:20All right, how's it all going?
32:22Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience.
32:25As you know from your socials, I am DJ Darrell, hashtag croc god.
32:31And our pet king who's in that pool behind me was caught by my dad, Don.
32:35He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
32:38It's a suck shit land of crocs, if size does matter.
32:41Yeah.
32:43All right.
32:44Let's give him some food.
32:46Yeah.
32:46Clap your hands.
32:47That's it.
32:48Bring out the beast.
32:49Hey.
32:50All right.
32:52There we go.
32:53Come on.
32:53Clap louder.
32:54King only comes when you clap.
32:57There he is.
32:58There he is.
32:58King of the river.
32:59Oh, fuck.
33:01So who's he is wants to jump to us?
33:03I don't think.
33:06Bam, where are your names?
33:12All right, he's done yet?
33:14Sorry, you knew that I was in here.
33:16I'm shutting up.
33:17Got to get to the docks.
33:18I've got piss in my blood.
33:20All right.
33:20Wait, just one second.
33:22Sorry, do you know any of these men?
33:24Yeah, of course I bloody know them.
33:25Out.
33:26Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them?
33:29Oh, Christ.
33:30That's Barry's in a nursing home.
33:32That Don bastard's still around.
33:35Trevor Stushbury died a couple of years ago.
33:37Frank McCullis is in jail.
33:39And that one is dead, probably.
33:41Probably.
33:42He went missing, didn't he?
33:43Do you remember his name?
33:45I don't bloody know.
33:46He was in the papers, wasn't he?
33:48Was he?
33:48Why?
33:49Because he went bloody missing.
33:50Right, I've had enough of your questions.
33:52Out.
33:53Um.
33:54Out.
33:54No, I don't have my shoes, please.
34:02He went missing.
34:05Lloyd.
34:06Sorry?
34:07The bloke in the photo.
34:08Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
34:10Christ, keep up, girl.
34:23Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
34:25What?
34:26It's Lloyd Reynolds, the jet ski guy for the petrol station.
34:29I'm headed there now to try to like see him.
34:31Fuck off, you hovercat.
34:32And then I'll come and get you.
34:34Yeah, cool.
34:35I'm not listening.
34:35Hey, the Daryl's Pet Cross King is still alive.
34:38So I've got one more place to check out.
34:39Collins?
34:40Collins?
34:43Fuck off!
34:48Yeah, it's a promotion.
34:49I have to mention the promotion.
34:50And two packs of fruity juice for $2 is a good deal.
34:53So are you sure you don't want it?
34:54So sure.
34:55I'm really sure.
34:57Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet
34:58because the competition is closed.
35:00Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
35:02I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants.
35:05I think you might be a missing person.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:13Ah!
35:15Thank you, Alira.
35:18Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
35:21I'm so sure.
35:22This man here, Lloyd Reynolds,
35:24is there any chance that you remember him?
35:25Yeah, I remember him
35:27because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
35:29Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
35:31Yeah, 48 times in a row.
35:33OK, OK, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yeah?
35:36No.
35:37You've reached the Barrow Creek pub
35:38home of the famous Steak Cake.
35:40For bookings, press 1.
35:41Is this about the Swedish backpackers,
35:43Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
35:45Because I already told those detectives this morning
35:47about them and that Lloyd bloke.
35:49Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man
35:51the backpackers were seen with?
35:52Yes.
35:53They paid for their noodles
35:55and his mobility scooter
35:57and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
35:59Are you sure you don't want that?
36:01I don't want it!
36:02I don't want it!
36:04OK.
36:05I think they felt sorry for him
36:06because he was old
36:07and I cut up his credit card.
36:08Right, and did they leave with him?
36:10No, they went in different directions.
36:12He went to Barrow Creek
36:12and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
36:14Right, thank you so much.
36:16Hang on a sec.
36:17That's Lloyd there.
36:22No, but that's...
36:24Frank McAllister.
36:26Frank McAllister.
36:27The prize include crop poaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft.
36:33Is that him there?
36:36Yes.
36:37Yep.
36:40He's in prison.
36:42How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
36:51Could he have been released early?
37:01He was released four days ago.
37:02Right, OK, great.
37:03Can I grab an address, please?
37:05You seen the chat?
37:06Fucking funny.
37:07I will get done for that.
37:09Yeah.
37:10See you later.
37:13The address.
37:14The address.
37:44Continue straight along Dickiesknot Road for one and a half kilometers and your destination will be on the right
38:02Lovely
38:30Thank you that song was called Red Flag it was about my ex and this next one's called Dead Love
38:35it's about my ex
38:37No
38:38Who the fuck graffitied our billboard? Where's Spud? Where is he?
38:42We're Amber. We don't want any trouble. The pool table is still spongy from the water damage last time you
38:47guys went at it
38:48Oi!
38:48Spud!
38:49Did you do that?
38:50Oi fuck stick!
38:52Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
38:55Nope.
38:56Hmm?
38:56Don't know nothing about no cock and balls
39:04Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker though
39:08My dad is not gay! No one in our family is gay!
39:11Respect my dad! He's the king of the river!
39:20Hello?
39:24Mr. McAllister?
39:24Mr. McAllister?
39:27Is anybody there?
39:28Is anybody there?
39:39Hello?
39:42Hello?
40:10Oh, Christ, Eddie.
40:12Oh, God.
40:13My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now.
40:16What are you doing here?
40:18He's dead.
40:20Yeah.
40:21Yeah, I think he is too.
40:23I love that cheeky fucker.
40:27Oh, no.
40:28God, Eddie, I didn't...
40:29Oh, I didn't realise he knew him.
40:32We grew up together.
40:34He was a bloody good listener.
40:39We used to have baths together.
40:43They had the most beautiful,
40:47piss-yellow eyes.
40:48I mean, I've met him at Chook every morning.
40:52Sorry.
40:54Who are you talking about?
40:55Triple pet.
40:57The best croc in the Territory.
40:59He's not in his cage.
41:00He must have been who was dead in the river.
41:02Right.
41:03What?
41:04Who are you talking about?
41:05Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
41:08I think his arm was in the triple pet.
41:13No.
41:14No, that's not possible.
41:15Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
41:17I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
41:25Eddie, you okay?
41:28Fuck, get down.
41:30Get down.
41:30Get off my fucking property, you fucking lame.
41:34Fuck, Myron.
41:35Don't shoot.
41:36No.
41:37I bloody will.
41:38Oh, fuck up, mate.
41:40Eddie, stay down.
41:40No, no.
41:41He's not going to shoot us.
41:44He's my fucking dad.
41:51Your dad is Frank McAllister.
41:53Yeah.
41:54Oh, that's one of his fucking names.
41:56And he's not dead.
41:58Yeah, he's fucking dead to me.
41:59You're fucking dead to me, Edwina.
42:04Take it.
42:05Fellas, DJ.
42:06Fuck, leave him.
42:07Leave him.
42:08Get that dick of course off my dad's face.
42:10You fuck, fucker.
42:11Fuck, fucker.
42:12DJ, he's going to the ship, DJ.
42:13I need to back up with the duty.
42:14The dolls are kicking off again.
42:16No, Hoseley, that's not helpful.
42:19Just tell me, and don't piss out my back,
42:21did you feed one of your mates to triple pen
42:24and dump him in a river?
42:25No, I didn't dump triple pen in a river.
42:27Somebody stole him, didn't they?
42:29Oh, that's fucking convenient, isn't it?
42:31You shat your hole.
42:32You shat your hole.
42:33That croc's a son I never had.
42:35That was my brother.
42:36No.
42:37My fucking croc, brother.
42:38Just butt him your holes.
42:40Frank, if you're not dead, then whose arm was in the crocodile?
42:45Who else has your tattoo?
42:47Frank, I've been listening to my scanner.
42:49Mind the fucking pit, are you?
42:51Yeah, I can say that.
42:52They're not any.
42:54Them.
42:55What the fuck?
42:56What the fuck's going on, Chris?
42:58No, I have no idea.
42:59Frank, you're wanted in relation to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Ashford Ahlberg.
43:03We know you're talking from the Dirk's River Pencil Station, Frank.
43:05What the fuck?
43:06No, Detective, the cases aren't connected.
43:09The backpackers paid for his shopping and they went in separate directions.
43:13I knew you'd come back to stitch me out for you.
43:15I'd fucking stitch you up.
43:17Put your weapons down and put your hands up where we can see them now.
43:22Frank.
43:22Come on, Frank.
43:23Run.
43:24No, no, no.
43:26Don't you get down to that, Eddie?
43:28All teams with me.
43:29Go around this way.
43:30We'll cut him off.
43:31We'll cut him off.
43:31Eddie.
43:33Brad, you need to answer my questions.
43:35What happened to Triple Pen?
43:37Stop.
43:37This is annoying.
43:38No, I'm getting on.
43:39I'm going to see you now.
43:41You can't.
43:41Come on.
43:42Piggy, see the boat.
43:43Get on.
43:44Get on.
43:46Get on.
43:47Get on.
43:48Get on.
43:48Callister, we have you surrounded.
43:50No, there's a main order.
43:50Now's your chance to surrender.
43:52Come on, Collins.
43:53Okay, fine, but I will vomit.
43:55Oh, there's a splash in the water, Eddie.
43:57There's a big splash.
43:58Probably a fucking bull shark.
44:00Let me see.
44:00There are bull sharks, too.
44:03Fucking famous ones.
44:04Jesus Christ.
44:06Ah.
44:06Get off the table.
44:07Everyone get on the boat.
44:09Everybody get on the boat.
44:11I told you my dad told you to fuck off.
44:13Yeah, well, you'll die can suck my dick.
44:15Eddie, get out of here.
44:17Did everyone just shush it?
44:19There's something definitely in the water here.
44:21What the fuck is that?
44:24Come on.
44:25Shut the fuck up.
44:29Troy, Paul.
44:30Fucking flip it.
44:33Flip it.
44:35Flip it.
44:38Dad.
44:39No.
44:42No.
44:43No.
44:44No.
44:45No.
44:45No.
44:45No.
44:45He gave us people.
44:47No.
44:53No.
44:55No.
44:58No.
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