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00:00Who is Don in the land dispute with?
00:03The Dongalaba Corporation.
00:04Al, we know your family was involved in a land dispute with Don Darrell.
00:07What it looks like is you dragging a very dead Don Darrell up the jetty towards the Donga.
00:11He wasn't dead. He was shitface.
00:13He was alive when I left him.
00:15Isaac turned it wedged in some mangroves.
00:17So it's a dick bomb.
00:17A dick and a bum.
00:18Yeah, it's a dick bomb.
00:20Redcliffe directing Sergeant Ferguson to conduct a premises search today.
00:24That wasn't great.
00:25Eddie did what?
00:26Frank's been up to his old tricks again, hasn't he?
00:28Doing what, Eddie?
00:29Poaching wild crocs, Collins, okay?
00:31We have our own case.
00:32Someone else went out to the Donga after Al left.
00:35So I need you here, not fixating on your dad.
00:37I didn't poach any crocs.
00:39What is this, Frank?
00:40Did you chop Don Darrell?
00:43I found a police issue handgun with two rounds missing.
00:46And we're just hoping to identify the owner.
01:07This is a bloody dog act.
01:09But it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, Winner?
01:12Probably won't be your last dog act, either.
01:15I'm getting out.
01:16I'm going to get in the face, huh?
01:16No, no, you will not be doing that.
01:18I am, Eddie.
01:19I'm just going to fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
01:21Yeah, go and get it out.
01:22I'm happy with you little pigeon toys.
01:24Hey, for fuck's sake.
01:25Oh, Jesus.
01:27Oh, fuck.
01:27Stop, James, it's evil.
01:28Oh, fuck.
01:30Now, Eddie, put your belt on.
01:37We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
01:48Why don't you fucking do it?
01:49Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:50I didn't do nothing that was a stick job.
01:51Oh, come on.
01:52You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
01:55We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
01:59Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
02:02What was it, Collins?
02:03What was it?
02:04Hey?
02:04Um, we will talk about that later.
02:07Yeah, we will talk about it later.
02:08It was something big, wasn't it?
02:09You are up shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
02:12Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's donger.
02:15And if they so much as find silver pube of yours, you are going down.
02:21You got me.
02:23I done it.
02:29I murdered Don Darrell.
02:37How'd you fucking do it?
02:39Eddie, Eddie, no.
02:40You've really stepped it up, shit face.
02:42You're going down.
02:43A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made from fucking animal
02:47cruelty to full-blown fucking homicide.
02:49I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
02:51It's going to be soup, meat and a fucking vionetta.
02:54Collins, don't answer that.
02:5540 years of this shit.
02:56You've been fucking my dick, mate.
02:58It's a rabbit!
03:03Uh, Detective Collins?
03:06Hi, Cole.
03:07We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
03:32Double page spread in a national fucking paper.
03:35Full colour.
03:37The son, DJ Darrell, says.
03:40The cops went after Jason Wade.
03:42Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
03:45So there it is, black and fucking white.
03:47It's not black and white.
03:48It's a full colour spread.
03:49We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
03:52Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
03:54It called Jason Wade a murderer, right?
03:57You can't unsuck that cock.
03:58What the fuck are you wearing?
04:00Oh, well, you said you were coming in at 10 and I had running clubs, so...
04:03Close your legs, mate.
04:03Why don't your nuts just pop out?
04:05No, no, no.
04:05That's a pocket, sir.
04:07That's a very low-hanging pocket.
04:09No, it's not.
04:11Ah, here we go again.
04:13Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans
04:16from that gay club knob across the alley
04:18hurl shit at us.
04:20Bommet, dingers, filled with jizz.
04:22I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
04:25No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that
04:28and she said no.
04:29That's unbelievable.
04:30Because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barrett Creek
04:33five fucking days
04:34and by all reports,
04:35your investigation has changed direction
04:37more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
04:40Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir,
04:43but we are currently piecing together a picture.
04:45A picture?
04:46This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle
04:48of a fucking puppy in a hat.
04:50We haven't got time to let this drag out,
04:53particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family
04:55keeps squawking to the press.
04:57Well, actually, Commissioner,
04:58the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
05:00They found a chainsaw
05:01at the property of a person of interest
05:03in an area...
05:04Oh, good!
05:04Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
05:07Really? Have they?
05:08Yeah.
05:09Two backpacks were found at River Creek
05:11by a hunter and his pig dogs.
05:13So if you don't finish
05:14pushing together your pictures,
05:16I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt
05:18so fast
05:19that your heads will spin off your necks
05:20like a fucking Greek discus.
05:22Do you understand?
05:23Fucking spin your head off
05:24like a fucking Greek discus.
05:25We do understand.
05:25We absolutely understand.
05:27Yes, sir.
05:29Put some fucking pants on Colton
05:30before I involve HR.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:34Well, wasn't he delightful?
05:36Proud to serve with him.
05:37Fucking Colton.
05:38Taking our case
05:39and dimming it to Blunt.
05:40Uh, it's Kath.
05:41She needs us to pick something up
05:42from the cuckertruck...
05:43the cuckertrucker for Ladies Day night.
05:45What the fuck is that?
05:45And Pat's also messaged
05:46Roger claims Frank's detainment
05:48contravenes his right to Ipsum lorem.
05:52Okay.
05:52Yep, all right.
05:53Roger's not a real lawyer.
05:54Eddie.
05:56Eddie!
05:56I'm cutting through next to Knob.
05:58Chasing the fans.
06:00Okay, Pat also wants to know
06:01how long do you think
06:01we'll be holding Frank
06:02because he wants a continental breakfast
06:03from the pub
06:04and it costs $38.
06:05It's bread and gruel, the cunt.
06:07Oh, I am going to text the c-word
06:08to Pat, Eddie.
06:09Yep.
06:11Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
06:13Well, we're not going to let him go.
06:14He confessed
06:15and there was evidence in his yard.
06:16Okay.
06:16Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed
06:18and his confession was informal.
06:19To charge him,
06:20we need to build a case.
06:21We have a motive.
06:22Frank found king, okay?
06:23And that rat bastard
06:24Don took the credit.
06:25So, for 40 years,
06:26Frank's been farting hot air
06:27about killing Don
06:28and now he's finally done it.
06:29Okay, okay, okay.
06:29So he's so bad that Frank did it.
06:31But we need a motive
06:32that is reasonable,
06:33not croc-based.
06:34Hey, croc-based motives are reasonable.
06:35Next, we need to ascertain
06:36how Frank could have done this.
06:45Okay, big eyes will autopsy
06:47the dick bum
06:47and test the chainsaw.
06:49Backpack can look into its origins.
06:51We're like an investigative tenurkin.
06:52Well, Leo said
06:53they can't work with us today.
06:54What?
06:55Mementos?
06:56Why not?
06:57So, DJ,
06:59what are some of your fondest memories
07:00of your dad?
07:01I'll tell you my fondest memory,
07:02Leon, right?
07:03It's in fucking ways.
07:04He's raining the river.
07:05DJ, he's over.
07:06I wasn't recording.
07:07DJ, rabbit said the cops
07:08were questioning someone else
07:09from Land O'Crox.
07:10Who?
07:10Who was it?
07:11I don't know who it was.
07:12My dad saw lights in the sky once.
07:16They hovered there
07:17and just flew away.
07:21Two days later,
07:22he made his leg.
07:24Thanks, Troy.
07:25That's great colour.
07:32God help us.
07:33Pat,
07:34is Reddy and that other copper in there?
07:36No, I saw him, Mick.
07:38I don't know where they are.
07:39Why was my brother questioned
07:40by them yesterday?
07:41Hey,
07:42do you want to come inside?
07:42I just made a cuppa.
07:43No, no, no.
07:44I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
07:45Like it's Chernobyl.
07:47Listen,
07:47why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
07:48Oh, I popped my head in.
07:49That was nothing serious, Mick.
07:51No just chatting to Al
07:52about, you know,
07:53why he was at the dongle
07:54with Don
07:54on the night he was murdered.
07:57Right, yeah,
07:58it was all good.
07:59Al let them know
07:59he was out on the river
08:00on the big King Tide
08:01cultural business, of course,
08:02and they sent him on his way.
08:04Mav,
08:05look at me!
08:06I met young Mav yesterday.
08:08He wasn't too keen
08:09on me giving him a lift home.
08:10Yeah, well,
08:11Mav doesn't know you, Pat.
08:12The cops put his dad in jail.
08:14Hmm, I see.
08:14He's had a few rains
08:15with the law, too.
08:16Well, I guess
08:17that might colour things for him.
08:18You tell those two
08:19next time they want to chat
08:20to my brother.
08:20They need an advocate present.
08:22Oh, no, no,
08:22they won't be questioning him anymore.
08:24They're holding someone else now.
08:26Who?
08:26Not my mob?
08:27Oh, I'm not at liberty
08:28to say, love.
08:30Pat!
08:30Oh, I need to make
08:31a one to order.
08:32All right, Frank.
08:33Just keep it down, mate.
08:35I want a chicken farmer
08:36to a wax-a-toothed mate
08:38from a high-priclephobian.
08:39Okay,
08:40let's get you lot
08:40to Uncle Rogers, eh?
08:42No playing kick-to-kick
08:42with his artwork this time, please.
08:44How do we know
08:44what's his art
08:45and what's his rubbish?
08:47All right,
08:48you swampy fucks.
08:49This is a lock-in
08:51until you lot
08:52start talking
08:52about Sunday night.
08:54You're up first,
08:55florals.
08:55Come on,
08:56snitch it up.
08:58How'd you take
08:58the news about
08:59Bushy's gun being found?
09:00Oh, I haven't told her yet.
09:01Hey, clear off,
09:02break-o-nacks.
09:02What, dolls?
09:03Oh, well,
09:03no, I was going
09:04to tell her last night
09:05but then her dad
09:06got arrested
09:06and now
09:07City HQ
09:08has put this absurd
09:09time pressure on us
09:10like it is
09:11cake-pop wig
09:11on a baking show.
09:12Did you see
09:13this old scrote?
09:14This bike here?
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:17He was here
09:17on Sunday night.
09:18He left at 11.15
09:20after my set.
09:21I remember him
09:21because he got mad
09:22at me
09:22because he didn't
09:23know Cacklin' Rosie.
09:24What?
09:25I think it's a song
09:25about a witch,
09:26maybe?
09:27Like,
09:27a jolly witch?
09:29What did she say?
09:30Cacklin' Rosie?
09:31No, Shane Job!
09:32Neil Diamond!
09:33How the fuck
09:33do you not know
09:34that song?
09:34Play it now,
09:36play it now,
09:37play it now,
09:38my baby,
09:40Cracklin'
09:41Cracklin' Rosie.
09:42No, you're history.
09:43Hey, men,
09:43where are you going?
09:44Hey, I've got
09:44questions for you.
09:45Did my old man
09:46have his scooter
09:46here Sunday night?
09:47Oh, poor love.
09:49It's unhealthy
09:49to keep all that inside.
09:51Remember when we
09:51lost Angela Lansbury?
09:52That dog that we
09:53had for three weeks?
09:54Yeah, her death
09:55was so sudden
09:55and I didn't process
09:56it properly
09:57and it gave me
09:57those hemorrhoids.
09:58Fissures,
09:59like the Mariana Trench.
10:00It's really important
10:01to feel your feelings
10:03and do the healing
10:04before your ass
10:05gets involved.
10:06Okay, I'm gonna hose
10:06out those portaloos
10:07for Lynn and Mary's
10:08party.
10:09I love you.
10:10Thanks for you.
10:10Good luck telling
10:11Eddie about Bushy's gun.
10:17Eddie?
10:18Here.
10:20Okay.
10:21Laura the Explorer
10:22said Frank lived here
10:23on this scooter
10:24at 11.15.
10:25The drone showed
10:26Al and Don
10:26on the jetty
10:27at 11.30
10:28so Frank must have
10:29arrived at the
10:30donger
10:30after Al left.
10:31Right, and Lynn
10:32thinks it was fully charged.
10:33Uh, yeah,
10:34because he bums her power
10:35every time he comes to town.
10:39It's Abby.
10:39I had a tracking device.
10:40Hang on,
10:41she's saying there's no sign
10:42of the chainsaw
10:43at Forensics.
10:44She doesn't think
10:45it's there.
10:45What?
10:46You told Luke
10:47to travel it
10:48to Forensics.
10:49Yes, I did.
10:50I mean,
10:50in my head.
10:52Maybe not with my mouth.
10:54Okay, okay,
10:54so where is the
10:56chainsaw now?
10:56No, I had it,
10:57okay, I fucking had it.
10:58I wrapped it up
10:59and then I put it,
11:01but, you know,
11:02I don't fucking know,
11:03okay, Frank was calling
11:03me a snitch.
11:04Right.
11:04He came at me
11:05with a creaky little
11:05that and so I went
11:06ha-choo like that
11:07and then fucking
11:08Moonbird got a red
11:09ant bite so Frank
11:10pulled his dick out
11:10and pissed on the sting.
11:11There was a lot going on.
11:13Okay, so the
11:14chainsaw is still
11:15at Frank's?
11:16I don't know,
11:17maybe, yeah, probably.
11:18Okay, well,
11:19it is our only
11:19actual evidence
11:21so we should probably
11:22get out there
11:23and get that.
11:24Okay, well,
11:24then we'll get Leo
11:25to take this out
11:26to the donger
11:26and they can time
11:27out the journey
11:28and see if the battery
11:29can make six cats.
11:30Wait, Leo's not
11:31working with us today.
11:32Fuck.
11:33Okay, well,
11:34then you can ride
11:35this out when we
11:35get back then.
11:35No, no.
11:37I never fit on that.
11:38I'll look like
11:38a Soviet circus bear.
11:39Electives,
11:40the suspect has
11:40a message for you.
11:41No, no,
11:42do not do it,
11:43but do not tell me
11:44that he has changed
11:45his confession
11:46or some shit.
11:47The suspect
11:47has changed
11:48his lunch order.
11:49He now wants
11:49a dozen oysters
11:50Kilpatrick
11:51and something
11:51called a steak
11:52cake cooked
11:53well done.
11:58Luke,
11:58what are you
11:59doing now?
12:11I need to get
12:12the chainsaw
12:13from Barrick Creek,
12:13Diane.
12:14Well, you've been
12:14put on desk duty.
12:15Yes, I know I have,
12:16but why?
12:17You have been removed
12:17from your team
12:18due to a personality clash.
12:20Hang on,
12:20Lauren and Oliver
12:21complained about me?
12:22They don't even know my name.
12:23Well, Toby also showed
12:24signs of discomfort
12:25with you,
12:26as evidenced
12:26by his severe constipation.
12:34Can I at least have access
12:35to lab three
12:35so I can autopsy
12:36Don Darrell's pelvis?
12:37I don't have a swipe card.
12:39Don Donald is not a priority
12:40for us, miss.
12:40Until the task force
12:41needs you,
12:42you can unpack the dishwasher
12:43and consolidate
12:44the communal Vegemite jars
12:45in the kitchen.
12:47A tox report
12:47needs to be done
12:48on him, Diane,
12:49and the chainsaw
12:49needs to be tested too
12:50because that was the thing
12:51that was used
12:52to disarticulate him.
12:57I bagged the chainsaw up
12:59and where the fuck
13:00did I put it?
13:01Hi, Luke.
13:02How'd you go with the scooter?
13:03Maybe it was where
13:04I was drinking.
13:05Hey, my cake.
13:06Okay.
13:08Oh, here it is.
13:10Collins have found it.
13:11It's over here
13:11in front of Superfest's cage.
13:13What a shock.
13:14Yes, we'll come get you.
13:15What the fuck?
13:20Frank.
13:20Fucking Frank.
13:21Shit stirrer.
13:23Yes, see you soon.
13:24Bye.
13:27Eddie.
13:29Eddie, have you got
13:29the chainsaw?
13:31Yeah, it's just here.
13:32Hey, we should grab
13:33some of Frank's
13:34bricca-bracca
13:34while we're out here
13:35as well.
13:35Might help us
13:36with the cause of death.
13:37We've got loads
13:37of weapons out here,
13:38a shotgun,
13:39meat hook,
13:40samurai sword.
13:42He could have stashed
13:43that on his scooter
13:43when he went to the pub.
13:44Moon boot done yet?
13:46We should get him
13:46to collect up this shit
13:47and do the fuck-boring
13:49drive back to Darwin what?
13:50Luke didn't make it
13:51to the donger.
13:52The battery died
13:53three k's out of town.
13:54So, unless Frank
13:56walked the rest of the way,
13:58he didn't follow Don
13:59from the pub
14:00to the donger.
14:02Yeah.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Frank didn't follow
14:05Don from the pub
14:06to the donger.
14:07Exactly.
14:08He has the muscle mass
14:09of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
14:10There's no way
14:11he could manage
14:11any of this.
14:12I think we should
14:13reconsider the validity
14:14of his confession.
14:15He scooted here
14:16to his joint
14:17and then,
14:18then he went
14:19to the donger.
14:20What?
14:20How?
14:21Eddie, by a slingshot?
14:23As the crow flies
14:24because the crow
14:24avoids all roads,
14:26bridges and security cameras.
14:27Come on, Collins.
14:28We need to be like the crow.
14:30No, Eddie,
14:30we do not need
14:31to be like the crow.
14:32We need to be like the police.
14:33Come on, Collins.
14:35Who take the chainsaw
14:36to forensics.
14:38Evidence protocols
14:39are not a serving suggestion.
14:44Yeah, so this party
14:45is Lynn and Mary's
14:45first big event.
14:46I'm practising
14:47croc-sucking cowboys.
14:48It's butterscotch snaps
14:49and a layer of Irish cream
14:50for the jizz,
14:51I think.
14:52Yeah, nah,
14:52I'm looking forward
14:53to my retirement party.
14:55Oh, yeah, great.
14:56Booked a private dining room.
14:58I've pre-ordered
14:58a whole lot of prawns.
15:00Oh, good.
15:00I mean, you know,
15:01after 40 years of service,
15:02I expect to be
15:03a pretty good turnout.
15:05I started in the force
15:07when I was 20,
15:08just after I got married.
15:10But my husband,
15:11he didn't understand
15:12this job is a calling,
15:13so we divorced.
15:16Then he died, apparently.
15:19Right.
15:20Now I need to pick up
15:20Frank's steak cake,
15:22which I...
15:29When you said
15:29we'd cross the river
15:30in your childhood boat,
15:32wasn't expecting one
15:33that you'd build out of...
15:34classic barrels
15:35and zip ties
15:36in the 90s, Eddie.
15:37Shut up.
15:38I'm thinking.
15:39Okay, this is definitely
15:40Frank's tingy.
15:41I can tell by the portside
15:42piss stain.
15:42So what's happened is
15:44he rode it over here
15:45to the donger side
15:45of the river.
15:46Then that old grog bog
15:47has dragged it up here.
15:48Eddie, this just shows
15:49Frank's been over here.
15:51It doesn't prove
15:51he was here
15:52on Sunday night.
15:53The boat could get up
15:54this high
15:55if it was a big
15:55fuck-off tide,
15:56and according to Al
15:57and his king-tied
15:58cultural business,
15:59it was a king-tied
16:00on Sunday.
16:01So,
16:02all right,
16:03Frank's fucking
16:03bush-bashed it.
16:04Thank you, thank you.
16:05It's all the way
16:06to dongs.
16:08Wait, Eddie,
16:09what are we doing?
16:10Our water bottles
16:11are still in the car.
16:12Come on, Collins,
16:13move your boobs.
16:14The donger's just
16:14on the other side
16:15of the DRR.
16:28Hmm.
16:29She did.
16:32Okay, sis,
16:33I'll drive to Perth.
16:34I'm rich now.
16:35I've got a phone.
16:36All right, bye.
16:37Cherry, did you find a phone?
16:39Yeah, it's a flip phone.
16:40I wonder whose car this is.
16:42You reckon we could sell it?
16:44Got to get it running first,
16:45bros.
16:46You reckon it's here
16:46because aliens picked it up
16:48but it was too heavy
16:49so they dropped it again?
16:50Not aliens.
16:51Well, if it wasn't aliens,
16:53how'd it get here then?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Uncle Roger says
16:56there's been bigger
16:57small blights at night.
16:58Aliens beam me things
16:59up to their spaceship.
17:00He says it's a government
17:01conspiracy.
17:02As if.
17:03I chuck us a head, Clay.
17:06And Cherry,
17:07it's definitely not yours.
17:08Nah, Pat,
17:09Gabe, tell us
17:09once you cleaned
17:10our lost properties.
17:16Okay, perfect.
17:17We have no reception.
17:20Come on.
17:21You're a lesbian
17:22on a bushwalk.
17:22Just be guided by your gay.
17:24Oh, well, you know,
17:25Eddie, if I'd known
17:26that we were going
17:27on this enterprise,
17:28my gay would have guided me
17:29to a snake-centric
17:30first aid kit
17:31and my camel bladder.
17:32All right, all right.
17:33Yes, yes.
17:34We should have brought
17:35Kath's drink bottles.
17:37My piss back there
17:38is like pumpkin soup,
17:39but it's all good.
17:40We're in the DRR.
17:41I know this place
17:42like the moles
17:43on my fucking tits.
17:44Plus, if any grey men
17:46try anything,
17:46I've got the reflexes
17:47of a liger
17:48and a police-issued gun.
17:49Pew, pew.
17:51Look, uh,
17:52Eddie, speaking of
17:53police-issued guns,
17:55Fuck my dick.
17:56What?
17:57Fruity juice.
17:59I knew it.
18:01Frank walked this track.
18:04It's his signature
18:05Chewie.
18:06Frank has sat here
18:08smoking a fag
18:09and chewing on
18:09his pineapple cut
18:10and look,
18:11there's another rapper.
18:13Uh, uh, right.
18:14Frank must have been
18:15nervous.
18:16He was chewing
18:16like a coward at a rave.
18:18Sorry, how do you
18:19know it's Frank?
18:20Because no one else
18:20eats that.
18:21Tastes like toucan piss.
18:23Come on, Collins.
18:25Come on.
18:26Come on!
18:27The dong is just up here.
18:31Hey, wait, Eddie,
18:32I mean, those tropical
18:32chewing gum rapids
18:33could be anyone's.
18:34It doesn't mean it's
18:35connected to Frank
18:35or Don's murder,
18:36so can we just forget
18:37about the donger
18:38and read from-
18:39Now, shut your ring.
18:40Okay.
18:41Fruity juice has
18:43a short flavour window.
18:44So?
18:45If Frank started a bit
18:46back there on that log,
18:47then he'd be looking
18:48to get rid of it
18:49somewhere.
18:49Eddie!
18:50Somewhere.
18:51Like, right
18:54here.
18:56I fucking told you
18:58Frank was here.
19:00Bargain.
19:01Gift rocket.
19:02We got him.
19:04Let's get back to town
19:05and charge that
19:05rat fucker.
19:18Hey, Cherry,
19:18can you stop playing
19:19with that mic, please,
19:20Bob?
19:20No, why?
19:21Because it's giving me
19:22a real bad headache
19:23in my ears.
19:23Hey, Uncle Roger said
19:24you might have played
19:25outside all day
19:26to near peep from you.
19:27Yep, yep.
19:28So proud, tell you what.
19:29Hey, what'd you get up to?
19:30We found a cool tree.
19:32Yep, we played that all day.
19:33You played a cool tree
19:34all day?
19:36Okay.
19:37Hey, what's that?
19:38Is it the buffalo?
19:39Is it Bob?
19:40Ugh, I wish.
19:41Shove over, you two.
19:43No, Clay, meat farted.
19:44I didn't meat fart,
19:45that was boss.
19:51Eddie, it's getting dark
19:53and I don't recognise anything.
19:55I told you, I know my shit.
20:01Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
20:03Yeah, we did.
20:03I was probably hiding
20:04behind a fat pandanus.
20:06You know, I may be
20:07dangerously low
20:08on electrolytes
20:09but I reckon
20:10I would have remembered
20:11a four-wheel drive
20:12in our path.
20:15That's clearly been stolen.
20:16I'm going to write down
20:17that VIN number.
20:18It's just VIN.
20:19Just leave it.
20:20It's due diligence.
20:21No, come on.
20:22We've got to get you home
20:22before a mozzie bites your moot.
20:24Boat's just down there.
20:25It's not just there, Eddie.
20:26Just there
20:27is just more bugs
20:29because we are lost.
20:30No, I have a perfect
20:32sense of direction
20:32because of the mercury
20:33bird magnet in my brain.
20:35Eddie, you don't have
20:36a mercury bird magnet
20:37in your brain.
20:39How do you know?
20:39Because you are not
20:40a bloody bird.
20:42You're just pissed
20:42I got the result.
20:44Oh my God.
20:45You know what?
20:46What?
20:47I knew we should have
20:48turned back
20:48and not pursued
20:49your half-cocked plans.
20:50Excuse me,
20:51not half-cocked.
20:52It's my better judgment.
20:52I followed you
20:53and now
20:54I am dehydrated.
20:57There are bugs
20:58just nibbling at me
20:59like I am a corn cob
21:01and we are lost.
21:02I got the evidence
21:03we needed, didn't I?
21:04Well, that doesn't matter
21:04if we die getting it, Eddie.
21:06Why don't you follow me
21:07if I am such a half-cock
21:08then, hey?
21:09Why?
21:10What's wrong with you?
21:11Well, I've just
21:11been a little bit
21:12preoccupied all day, Eddie,
21:13because Bushy's
21:14service gun
21:15was found
21:15in the river yesterday.
21:20And, okay, yes,
21:22I was waiting
21:22to tell you
21:23at a more appropriate time,
21:24but you've actually
21:26been a nightmare all day.
21:27Yeah, yeah, great.
21:28Gotcha.
21:28It's half of the after.
21:29Okay, you're welcome.
21:33Also, sorry,
21:34I didn't know
21:34that Bushy's body
21:35was found around here.
21:36It wasn't.
21:38It was found
21:38200 k's away,
21:40wrapped up in a net
21:40like a dead man
21:41in quality street.
21:42But his gun was here.
21:43Was...
21:44So was Bushy
21:45in Barrow Creek
21:45when he died?
21:46Oh, what is...
21:46Mate, what does it matter
21:47where he was,
21:48whether he was here
21:49or fucking straddling
21:51a satellite up in space, okay?
21:52He still topped himself,
21:53so just fucking leave it.
21:57Oh, good.
21:58You're not dead.
21:58That makes it easier.
22:00Mickey.
22:20Again, Luke,
22:20we're very sorry
22:21we forgot about you.
22:22I will be taking tomorrow
22:23for personal leave.
22:29Did you get a load
22:29of the, uh,
22:31weather
22:32today?
22:32It's pretty...
22:35pretty cool.
22:38Had them, um,
22:40mammary
22:41tis clouds,
22:42you know,
22:42the ones with what?
22:43Boobs.
23:21Well, Skid,
23:24I can't believe you were lost
23:26yesterday, sexy.
23:27I didn't even know.
23:28Oh, no,
23:28I wouldn't say we were lost
23:29per se, love.
23:30I would have combusted
23:31if I knew.
23:32Lucky I have my new book,
23:33you know,
23:33from the pub book swap.
23:34It's called Breathless Falls.
23:36Turns out it's lazy porn.
23:37I ended up wanking all night.
23:38I'm red raw, darling.
23:39Oh, that's not good.
23:40It's written in 1945.
23:41It's about these two
23:42wall windows
23:43in the little character
23:43tale station
23:44and they went to a waterfall
23:45called Breathless Falls
23:46and they came across
23:47this old hut
23:47and they just started
23:48fucking in the hut.
23:49It's a fuck hut, dog.
23:51It's incredible.
23:51I'm in a constant
23:52state of coming.
23:53I'm in a come loop, dog.
23:55Right.
23:55Anyway, I'm done.
23:57Okay.
23:57Have you washed your bits?
23:58Uh, yeah.
23:59I've just...
24:00Oh, fuckity,
24:01I haven't got our towel.
24:02Can you just, um, wait?
24:04Hi, Joy.
24:05Is there a spare towel?
24:06Hi, Kath.
24:07Hi, Dulce.
24:08Hi, Joy.
24:08Yes, it is.
24:10Nice to see you.
24:12Do you want my towel, Kath?
24:13Oh, no, no.
24:14I'll just drip dry.
24:17And breaking in backpacker news,
24:19the task force have located
24:21some of the girls' belongings
24:22at River Creek Mine
24:23but their four-wheel drive,
24:25a White Land Cruiser,
24:26has vanished without a trace.
24:27White Land Cruiser's a great car.
24:29You call Superintendent Cole.
24:30Cole can leave a message.
24:32Cole, it's Dulce.
24:33I think I found the backpacker's vehicle,
24:34so call me back.
24:35Hey.
24:36Hey, Lee, have you seen Eddie?
24:37Uh, no.
24:37I wanted to talk to you
24:38about my interview with the Darryls.
24:39That's fine.
24:40There's no need to apologise.
24:41Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
24:42It's Abby.
24:42Oh, hi, ma'am.
24:43I can't autopsy the pelvis
24:44because Diane won't let me into the lab
24:46because she's a human sphincter,
24:47but...
24:48Have you seen the WhatsApp
24:49I created for you, me, and man?
24:50Uh, no, I haven't.
24:52No worries.
24:53Have the task force
24:54found anything at the mine site?
24:57Beryl pig bones,
24:58which are about as connected
24:59to the backpackers as they sound.
25:01Okay.
25:01How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
25:04Any sign of that?
25:05No, that's still missing, too.
25:07In fact, the only thing the task force
25:09has found at the River Creek mine site
25:10are those random old backpacks,
25:12and I've seen photos of them.
25:14They have more Southern cross flags on them
25:16than an anti-vaxxer's bumper bar.
25:18So unless Astrid and Ebba
25:19immediately became Australian racist
25:21on their holiday,
25:22then that's tough.
25:23That doesn't belong to them.
25:24They're still out there.
25:25I agree, ma'am.
25:26Whatever happened to them,
25:27Detective,
25:30I went to go and collect
25:31the suspect's breakfast this morning.
25:34But Detective Redcliffe
25:35already picked up the suspect's breakfast
25:37on her way to interview him,
25:39which made my trip completely
25:40and utterly redundant.
25:42Sorry, Eddie is interrogating Frank
25:44without me.
25:45Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
25:46I did.
25:47So I'd like to be reimbursed
25:49a full $37.50, please.
25:51But Diane said that
25:52it's not my job to have ideas.
25:54It's my job to put rinse aid
25:56in the dishwasher.
25:56Stuff it.
25:57Luke?
25:58Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
25:59Stuff her.
26:00You tell Detective Redcliffe
26:01that while she is interviewing
26:02a suspect without me,
26:04I'm off to the DRR on another lead.
26:06I'll be back in half an hour.
26:08Abby, I gotta go.
26:08Okay, check the group chat.
26:10Where should your phone be, miss?
26:13Uh, well,
26:15my phone should be in my locker,
26:18Diane.
26:18Mm-hmm.
26:19But you know what?
26:20Lab equipment should be sterilised
26:22in the autoclave,
26:23not stacked in the dishwasher by you
26:25and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
26:27I mean, corrosive beakers
26:28covered in fuck-knows-what
26:30next to people's food containers
26:31and reusable straws.
26:33For shame, Diane.
26:34Now imagine what the prof
26:36would think of you
26:37if he heard this from me.
26:39What do you want, Abigail?
26:41I think you know what I want,
26:43Diane.
26:56Yes!
26:58How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
27:00What's the thread count
27:02of the sheets in here?
27:03Zero?
27:03Huh?
27:04There's my rice bubbles.
27:06No idea.
27:07These are my rice bubbles.
27:08Ah.
27:09Delicious.
27:13Went back to your place.
27:15Found your little
27:16brother's green trail
27:17of fruity juice wrappers
27:18all the way to Don's donger.
27:20You got anything to say
27:21about that?
27:22Nah?
27:22Doesn't matter.
27:23Because I've fucking got you, mate.
27:25I've got you.
27:27You loaded up, Don,
27:28with crock-sucking cowboys.
27:29Then you row, row,
27:30rowed your boat
27:31over the river.
27:32You bush-bashed it to Don's place,
27:33bumped him off,
27:34hacked him up,
27:35dumped his body,
27:36and then you row, row, rowed.
27:38You're back.
27:45Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
27:47Collins!
27:51Collins!
27:54What's this?
27:55Why are you speedwalking with me?
27:56I need to talk to you
27:57about my Daryl family interview.
27:59Ah, yeah, well,
27:59you really side-fucked us with that,
28:01Leo, but apology accepted.
28:02I'm not apologising.
28:03DJ Daryl said that Don had me
28:04saved in his favourite.
28:05Collins, you in here?
28:06Frank's tinny is still
28:08on the donger side of the river.
28:09Someone gave Frank a lift home.
28:11Do you hear me?
28:12Someone else has had the donger.
28:14Frank had an accomplice.
28:15That's why he's not talking.
28:17Someone else is involved.
28:18Ah!
28:19Ah, sorry, Joy.
28:20Ignore that.
28:21That was just a funny joke.
28:22Um, yeah, sorry.
28:23Backpack,
28:23can I just give you a bit of advice?
28:25Day to day.
28:26Ah, I haven't been listened
28:27to a word you can say.
28:28I know.
28:29They?
28:30Yeah, probably.
28:31Why not?
28:33Anyway, what were you saying?
28:35The public used my work message bank
28:36to report crocodile-based tip-offs.
28:38I went through the messages
28:39in my first week on the job
28:40and then I've never listened
28:41to them again
28:41because I don't want to.
28:43I respect that, Leo.
28:44Thanks.
28:45But last night,
28:46I found this message from Don.
28:47He left this
28:48two days before he was murdered.
28:50Leon, it's Don Daryl.
28:51I've just come into
28:52some very interesting information
28:54about what's been going on
28:55around here.
28:56It's about the lights
28:57in the sky.
28:58Let's just say,
28:58I know...
29:01Was that the duck bus?
29:05The people behind this
29:06will try and kill me
29:07to keep the truth
29:08from getting out.
29:09The only way I aren't happy
29:10is they're fooding me out
29:11but I won't shut up, Leon.
29:13I'm a truth teller.
29:14Meet me Monday.
29:15DJ,
29:16turn that fucking duck road off!
29:19Obviously,
29:19I didn't meet with Don
29:20on the Monday
29:21because he was dead.
29:22Well, who wanted to kill him?
29:23Who's this group
29:24he's talking about?
29:25The NUA.
29:26They're local conspiracy theorists
29:27who trade in the cooker classics,
29:28Aliens, 5G,
29:30World Economic Forum,
29:31The Great Fire of London
29:32being started by a rat
29:32spontaneously combusting.
29:34Their current president
29:35is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
29:37Fucking Roger.
29:39Frank's fucking garbage brother.
29:42Yeah!
29:43Yeah!
29:43Yeah!
29:43Yeah!
29:44Yeah!
29:48Yeah!
29:49Yeah!
29:49Yeah!
29:52Yeah!
29:53Yeah!
29:55Yeah!
29:58Yeah!
30:02Yeah!
30:04Yeah!
30:08Yeah!
30:10Yeah!
30:11Yeah!
30:11Yeah!
30:11Yeah!
30:11Yeah!
30:14Yeah!
30:15Yeah!
30:19Yeah!
30:20Yeah!
31:15Phone in the box.
31:16Please, Edwina.
31:17All right, fine.
31:19Done.
31:19Done.
31:20And come out.
31:225G electro smog can't get you now, Arch.
31:25Now, Edwina, as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing, I do not acknowledge
31:31your authority.
31:32Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO?
31:35And I do not consent to answering your questions.
31:39Okay, no wucks.
31:39No fucking wucks, mate.
31:41Just trying to get you involved.
31:42I already know that Don was a member of the NUA.
31:45Anyway, what was the information you didn't want to get out, hey?
31:48Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
31:51Huh?
31:52Hang on.
31:53Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don while he was in the clink?
31:59He doesn't.
32:00He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
32:02That's the only reason I approved it.
32:04Wow, wheeze.
32:05Best friend cheating on him with his worst enemy.
32:07Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
32:10Don't you tell Frank.
32:11This could end very badly for me, Edwina.
32:14It's my boat.
32:15But it's his big magnet.
32:17Okay.
32:17I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
32:20I'll all be a softball to start.
32:23What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
32:28Lynne, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos.
32:30They all misunderstood the flyer.
32:32They thought it meant Ladies' Day night like the cricket.
32:34So the whole comp's on their way now.
32:36It's Ladies' Day night.
32:38It's a night event for Ladies' Day.
32:40The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
32:42Well, that's it, Mary.
32:43It's over then.
32:44Guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
32:46Maybe you'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum off.
32:48Oi, where are you going?
32:49I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
32:51I know what women want.
32:52Thanks, Flora.
32:53That's enough.
32:54Daddy, where'd you get that bus?
32:55This bullshit.
32:57You should be dead in the river.
32:59You can't get me on this side.
33:01Let's go, girls.
33:04Mickey?
33:05Come on.
33:06Better get down here.
33:11I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
33:13Me and Mary came straight home.
33:14This is our doorbell camp.
33:15Time-stamped at 2147.
33:18So?
33:18You're just up the road.
33:20You went home.
33:20Changed your shorts.
33:21Met up with Frank at the Donger.
33:23And you, uh, did a little night murderer.
33:25No, I didn't go out again.
33:27Just watch.
33:28These cameras go 24-7, 354.
33:30You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
33:32Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee.
33:34But on the doorbell camera, you won't see me.
33:36Because I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP.
33:39What's that?
33:40CPAP.
33:41Uh, that's personal.
33:42It went to redact it.
33:43Redact the set.
33:43No, not the fucking CPAP.
33:45Uh, just replay the tape.
33:46There's a car driving towards the Donger.
33:52Who the fuck is that?
33:55Wait a minute.
33:56I know that logo.
34:03She's like a million fucking people can.
34:06I can fucking pick a real fucking group.
34:08Shh.
34:22Caustic ulcerations.
34:33200 mils.
34:39Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane, but I had to leave work early.
34:42I've got my period.
34:43It's a big one.
34:46Hi, Angelo.
34:46It's Leo Lee.
34:47I'm police.
34:49Um, I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw
34:52that you recently sold on Marketplace.
34:53So call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess.
34:57This is a private event.
34:59It's just me.
34:59I can't be out there anymore.
35:01Oh, a fish I just vomited into a slave.
35:05No, why did I give you my number?
35:09Wait!
35:10Why not you kill my dad?
35:12Why not you kill them?
35:13Look at this, wait.
35:15Croc block.
35:22My one-nine-off and I've got to come and help back sort you out.
35:25Nah, I was legendary.
35:26People love me, but I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly.
35:30You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ.
35:32Nah, I'm going to destroy him.
35:34Wait, where are you going?
35:35Back to the party.
35:36Get your own way home.
35:37No.
35:37Shona, you seen Teagan?
35:41Let's go, girls.
35:46Excuse me.
35:47Excuse me.
35:48Excuse.
35:48Teagan, move your boots.
35:51Wait, Arnie.
35:53Where's the salty?
35:54Over there.
35:55They just came in with it.
35:56Shit.
35:57Do the cops know?
35:57Nah, so you better get her out of here, sir.
36:00Yep, I'm what I need.
36:01Be careful.
36:02And if there's trouble, my crocs are still capped.
36:04Thanks.
36:05Excuse me.
36:06I need that croc.
36:06My croc.
36:07Oi!
36:08You!
36:08Come out.
36:08Bring it back here.
36:09You're so afraid of me.
36:17Fuckin' come back.
36:18Come on, come on.
36:20Let a few of these off to dad's birthday tonight.
36:23Bit of a celebration.
36:24Give her a ring.
36:25Relax.
36:26Fuckin' in here, don't you?
36:27Oh!
36:28Vicky!
36:29Nah, I still got the shits with you.
36:32Look at my little brother Slyway's accusing him of murder.
36:34You were at the donger the night Don was murdered.
36:36I knew something was fucking off about you.
36:38When I saw those fruity juice wrappers in your cup holder,
36:40I thought, oh, yuck, that's a bit of a turn-off.
36:42And now I know you have my geriatric rat dad in your car.
36:46You're a fuckin' crack.
36:46I didn't have to turn off.
36:47A little bit.
36:49Well, I wasn't even out of Don's donger.
36:51You're having a good night.
36:53You drove past Roger and Mary's door back.
36:56No, I didn't.
36:57Fuck.
36:58Fine.
36:59Get out of here.
37:01Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donger over the boundary into the D.R.
37:05So I tried to drag it back with my winch.
37:08I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, because Frank was inside, knackered.
37:11What happened then, eh?
37:12Did you give Frank a hand?
37:14Yeah, killing Don.
37:15Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick, smart.
37:17You're accusing me now?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Are you fucking serious?
37:21Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donger.
37:24Ask Mary.
37:25She was on lookout.
37:25Oh, bullshit, Mickey, okay?
37:27We have footage of Don at the donger at 11.30pm.
37:30Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15pm.
37:34No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15pm.
37:37Flowers, Sunday night.
37:39Your set finished at 11.15pm.
37:41Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
37:43Oh, yeah, I forgot that Lynn cut my set short because I was crying too much, so I actually
37:47finished at nine.
37:48See?
37:49Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
37:52Frank wasn't at the donger to kill Don, Eddie.
37:54He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot.
37:57He was doing croc justice.
37:59Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead.
38:02What are they useless fucker?
38:03Tell me the truth about all this shit, then.
38:05Why do you think?
38:06Because I was out there doing something dodgy.
38:08So maybe your geriatric rat dad was trying to protect me from you lot.
38:12Because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me if I get caught putting
38:17one nubby pinky toe wrong.
38:20Fuckin' hell.
38:21No, actually, you know what?
38:22Fuck this.
38:23A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell.
38:25Because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella, 80% of this
38:29town would be dead.
38:30Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you.
38:37Why do you have the extra toilets?
38:43Mickey!
38:48Wait!
38:48Mickey!
38:49Wait!
38:50You and Frank didn't do it, so we're good!
38:52Yeah, Mickey!
38:55Oh, fuck!
38:58I don't know.
39:00Ma'am!
39:01I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox.
39:03I did 150Ks all the way from Darwin.
39:05I think my engine's fallen out.
39:08I got access to the dick bum and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell.
39:11He wasn't drunk.
39:12There was no alcohol present in his system at all.
39:18Ma'am?
39:19What?
39:19Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died because he was poisoned.
39:27Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon.
39:30Yeah, it is.
39:31HQ's checking their serial number now.
39:33I knew the backpackers were driving a white land greaser, so this was just due diligence
39:37to make sure it's not theirs.
39:38But then it was burnt out last night, so...
39:41Yeah, I can barely read this thing because it's so fire-damaged.
39:44I don't think that's a seven.
39:45I'm going to try a one.
39:46Why did I listen to Eddie?
39:48The evidence is gone now because I left it a whole bumming day.
39:52Don't stress.
39:53We'll figure it out.
39:54Oh, here we go.
39:56Hang on.
39:57It's not the backpacker's car.
40:01Oh, no, no, that may be right.
40:03What?
40:03Who's the vehicle registered to?
40:05How did it get to the DRR?
40:07The last time I saw that vehicle was a night.
40:09I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving.
40:12We left the car on the side of the road.
40:20Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations from eating red meat laced with glyphosate.
40:25It's the organophosphorus compound that's present in Weed Killer.
40:28I think someone put it in Don's steak cake.
40:30Found something.
40:31Fuck my asshole.
40:33This is on DJ's socials.
40:35Hey, he's gone.
40:36DJ Daryl Krocart here.
40:37I just want to introduce you to...
40:38Oh, yeah, Dulce, we've run the serial number on that bullet.
40:41It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
40:44It matches the round from his skull.
40:46But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired.
40:50So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
40:53Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself.
40:57Someone else was involved.
40:59Dulce, where did you find that bullet?
41:02Mate, this is the dust boat.
41:04I'm telling you, this thing's fucking...
41:06Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car.
41:08It's very cool. I've always wanted one.
41:09Stop talking.
41:10Look who Don's talking to in the background.
41:13Who is that?
41:15Oh, my God.
41:17It's the Swedish backpackers.
41:22He's blown up for shit!
41:24For five jobs!
41:25Fucking wide!
41:26This isn't over!
41:27Detective Bushy didn't commit suicide.
41:30We're looking at a homicide here.
41:32Where did you find that bullet?
41:34In a Land Cruiser.
41:39Registered to Eddie.
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